CANS? ON A FUCKING TUESDAY? LIKE SOME SORT OF MAD BASTARD ALKIE?
BUY BUY BUY
>>217848407And helping out with the dishesDon't like cooking
No more Nike Techs and coffee, man. Straight quarter zips and match ya feel me?
>>217848436spaino loking lush
GILLETTETHE BEST A MAN CAN GEEEEEEET
>>217848429Sounds good and charitable, better than I've ever done on Xmas. Props lad
>>217848494pierre, cunt, arsewogI thought you was dead
christ
at the end of the film the 40 year old virgin steve carell's character andy has sex and stops being a virgin
sampling zen browser
>alex ferguson dead at 83rip
>>217848502>>217848502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMYrvEMZr_U
>>217848593timmy pov
>>217848592notable nonce
>child dies
will hughes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNMepc8l2ck interesting looking at the differences between the West German Bundeswehr and the East German NVAthe west Germans marched and looked like Americans while the east Germans basically looked like the Wehrmacht
Wish I had a friend like Epstein
>>217848341I need you to translate this into standard English.
>>217848592you trickeded me
if you think about it it's kinda weird that you're not allowed to enter the strip in new vegas without proving you have money but you're allowed to just waltz into an ncr military base nearby. no wonder they have spies there
I'm handsome but in a boyish way
>>217848592Awful thing to lie about :/
eating your load after wanking is both natural and erotic
>>217848769cock status?
>>217848771well yeah mr house ran new vegas like a mong
>>217848790cant say i've ever really botheredlike licking up my precummies though
>>217848771>without proving you have moneyhow do you do that
>>21784859283, he was a kid!
You don't even see Father Christmas in adverts anymore. He's been replaced by the grinch for some reason
>>217848606
rorke consuming ladyboy services in his thailand trip
in this domicile, robert house is a hero, end of story
>>217848837sad when they go young like that
going phillipines next yearhow's the ladyboy situation there
lol
>>217848893Right... and you wank over this do you?
>>217848877WHEN THEY GO?!
>>217848893ugly bitch kill yourself
men will never know what it's like to sneeze so hard you shoot a blood clot the size of a £2 coin out your fanny
>>217848893would suck her dry
Blud got blacked
when I was 11 father christmas creeped into my room on christmas eve and sucked me off
>>217849017buy an ad
>>217849042Why would you post a fantasy about yourself getting gay nonced? sick paedo freak
They're using the Grinch to replace Father Christmas because he's GREEN and green is the colour of pakis
>>217848985Women will never know what it's like to be denied eating it
noooo stop posting fit trans girls we hate it when you do that haha x
i must say the tasteful midness of these e-sluts is rather appealing to me
>>217849047buy an ad
>>217849060s
>>217848341it is christmas eve eve
217848893217849017217849047holy midsilent midall are clappedyou're a flid
>>217849074blow your fucking head smoove off
Killing myself brutally and angrily
might just get up and toggle the lights on and off a few times
>>217849060Why? That's a good question
>>217849186We live in a nazi society
The starting point of the National Socialist doctrine is not the State, but the people.
>>217849189That's crap and she's a 3
>>217849216Yeah, gaylords
forgot I don't have any energy drinks for christmasgotta do a quick biedronka run
dg the new one direction
insane how fit pierbi is
Business idea: AI generated Christmas cards
>>217849276not an idea because it's already a thingsaw entire rack of ai slop cards in the shop the other day
y'all fucking cooked
GOT THE BIG FUCKING CANS, ladsSpot of a bother. Card machine wasn't working, you see.The nice Spanish girl who I found out is actually the manager, insisted on me giving her the €25 next time I'm in
>>217849216mental how they failed and then killed themselves lol
Just downed a pint of monster x
>>217849311if the nice spanish girl is aware of your existence then shes also aware youre a raging alcoholic
>>217849353why
N
>>217849353pengrim
>>217849325huh yeah wow crazy how the entire band of jewish capitalist/communist powers teamed up to destroy european socialism and destroy the white race
I
>>217849361Gives me energy mate
>>217849361it tastes good but I admit, it's a bit late for Monster drinkingthat guy will not sleep sound tonight
>>217849353WAHEEEEYYYYY>>217849355That's how she knows I'll pay the next time (tomorrow) I'm in, you daft dog fucker
sir arthur pengdragon
>>217849329birds are so amazing we should worship birds
>>217849385give it a rest rorke its almost christmas
Barbara Windsor and Sid James dressed in santa outfits (1973)
>>217849385Nothing socialist about the Nazis. Fascism is an extreme right ideology. Nazis killed more Europeans than anyone else in history.Stop slobbering on the cock of /pol/tard historical fiction and open a history book.
good night
>>217849415right so just so i'm clear the manager at a retail shop let you walk out with free boozeand that's what happened?that's what you're sticking with?
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>>217849422cute post
>>217849459gn
just obliterated my bollocks
If you think about it, WW2 was basically a war of the the Christian powers (Britain and America) and secular Neochristian powers (liberal France and the communist Soviet Union) against a revival of the indigenous paganism of Europe (Germany) and classical Roman civilisation (Italy).It was materialism vs idealism, gold vs blood, egalitarianism vs aristocracy, ethnic mulch vs racial identity.
>>217849496It was nothing of the sort you deranged virgin.
>>217849496shut up mate
>>217849522>deranged virginNo need to sign your posts mate
>>217849496sounds like bollocks mate reckon you need to get a grip
>>217849462No, the manager at the retail building thast I spend roughly 100 euro weekly on alcohol in that I always pay by card with had her machines stop fucking working and since she's been seeing me pay for the past two years since she started here, she said just give it next time I'm in
>>217849556interested to hear how she's accounting for this
Rorke's interests>WW2>Brown people>LGBT people>Never having sex
>>217849582Fucking daft cunt aren't you?I've been going there for over two fucking years
2 sleeps xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF9ST-j3u4M
>Swedish activist Greta Thunberg has been arrested in London after holding a sign that reads: “I support Palestine Action prisoners. I oppose genocide.”
>>217849583
Popping open a young Katy
>>217849623I hate you so much
Quite drunk at the minute.Anybody else find themselves quite drunk at this present time?
ive officially quit wanking
>>217849612i'm not sure what your point isif she's the store manager then she's going to have to explain why there's a load of missing booze from her shop floor with no receipt against it
>>217849621Get her deported and banned from re-entering.
>>217849645Fat hands
>>217849647:c
don't know what i'm going to do for the next 2 weeks. gone off video games.
>>217849656yh bottle of wine down ans mumberg got the cognac out
Remember this kid? This is rorke.
>>217849621Wouldn't mind giving her my er, bokkle in her bokkle hole if you see>>217849656Sober but willl get drunk on the BIG cans>>217849661Oh I see, you seeYou are a retard>>217849675If you've a acomputer then take up digial music making, ladBe the next skillrex or whoever
>>217849658me tooour contained cum energy will change the world
do rorkefus or rorkequettes exist
>>217849706got it on, the dark side of the moon
>>217849675play hogwarts legacy
LeftyrorkeRorkesheed
>oh sorry our card reader isn't working>no don't worry about it just walk out with your goods that you haven't paid for we'll work it out lateryeah this is a situation that happens
just got up and closed the window
It's christmas why aren't you spending time with your family
where emoji de telecopieur
>>217849769all dead
>>217849769Can't stand the cunt
>>217849739got all the cheeves for thatliked it, but it's a boring grind at the 80-100% markbut i love the wizarding world
might put the air fryer on soon with some onion and garlic and tofu and chilli pepper in it
>>217849716english: rorkescottish: mcrorkeirish: o'ruarcwelsh: rwrcfrench: rorquespanish: rorcobrasilian: rorkinhoportuguese: rorkaoitalian: rorcinidutch: van den rorkegerman: rorchenpolish: rorkiwiczfinnish: rorkkidanish: rørkenorway: rorkensenswedish: rörkerussian: popкturkish: rorkogluindian: rorkeshafrican: umrorkoarabic: al-rorqaussie: rorke-oblack yank: rorquiveousamerican: rocknavajo : róór’ keeejapanese: rorku-sankorean: kim rol kuhchinese: luo kefijian: rorkocokokiwi: aoterarorkajamaica: jam-rorkeMexico: rorquezIsrael: rorkebergarmenia: rorkezianiran: rorkoushgreece: rorkopolousroman: rorcusiceland: rjorkaustrian: rorklerhawaiian : r'o'rkaluluSerbian/Croatian: rorkovićLithuanian: rorkiusSri lanka: rorkalitharanEthiopian: rorkaselassieNigeria: odumrorkaEgyptian: rorkhetGeorgian: RorkeshviliBulgarian: RorketrovUkrainian: Rorkchenko
I don't love China, but if WW3 is the US Vs China then I know which side I'm on.
>>217849769don't celebrate christmas
>>217849767SHE FUCKING PAID HERSELF YOU DAFT FUCKING FAGGOTHow fucking thick are you like? Are you that fucking much of a retard
feeling quite sick and the ringing in my ear is unbearable think i might have a brain tumour
>>217849769they've replaced me with my sister's bf
>>217849769got toil tomorrowdon't like them but will endure mums at lunch on christmas day then have a forced glass of wine with dad and his partner after before returning to my incel flat and posting here
>>217849806i love china and the instant ww3 starts im defecting to their side
>>217849769I'm posting from a government black site, legally speaking I do not exist
>>217849811yeah?
>>217849795last time I bothered getting 100% achievements for anything was probably 17 years ago, and only because it didn't involve any fetch quests or multiplayer grinding
There needs to be a rule in /brit/If you're too autistic, you get yourself killed by yourself
>>217849848might be hard to believe lad but there is still some trust left in the world
>>217849811how did she pay for it?
why is cansmong incapable of not lying about everything
>>217849833Well, you are Chinese
>>217849821reckon he ever shags her up the arse?
>>217849825hope u have a good day chicken x
>>217849878looks like elton farted in her face
Canslad... Get a grip mate
big fan of late Cold War era uniforms
>>217849881well im not im just a spicy cracker
>>217849882no clue
>>217849866it's not an unbelievable situation but because cansmong is saying it then it definitely did not happen
>>217849910Lebanese? Greek? Sicilian?
Shagging myself into oblivion (2006)
>>217849904Listen lad, it's been a long day, the big lativan chebs is on holiday, the 50 year old Chinese toilfu is on holiday and I had to awkwardly fliirt with the fucking spanish girl to get the cans instead of having to go to a fucking atm to get money outI'm just a tad tempted to rape you all, you see
sleeping in the living room tonight
>100 euro weekly on alcohol
>>217849929white aryan descended from atlanteans, the original habibants of australia before abos or brits
>>217849821well he is 6'6
Canspaedo is so cringe
What's a good spirit to drink neat
>>217849951this is a very normal amount
>>217849951Minimum alcohol unit pricing is a cunt, miss grande
it's marty supreme it's marty supreme it's marty supe
evening
I will not die for Ukraine or Israel. But the Venezuelans and Kurds are good lads.
>>217849802>african: umrorko
>>217849972aha if only we were all so vertically blessed
>>217849802all me
>>217849983um it's quite a lot actually?
>>217850012candada niggas be like im from saskatchewan
cans"lad" without multiple exotic women lusting for him at work comes home and gets a load of booze on tick that another exotic woman went into her pocket for with absolutely no thought to her job or basic accounting practices what a life
Mumberg bought a turkey crown for Christmas because she said there's no bones in it
>>217850038not really
>>217850070is she a retard
Tasmanian aboriginals hadn't even discovered how to make fire by the time Brits had sailed planet and arrived on their land with guns and steel.
>>217850070real talk only cunts cook a turkey whole anyway
umsissy exposing himself as a prude pearl clutching queer yet again
>>217850093how did they cook their kangaroo and koalas then?
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>217850088how is she doing that
does make me quite glad that plenty of you will be spending the week alone as usual, as many of you freaks truly deserve your loneliness
made the frankly disastrous decision to watch the footy rather than the darts
>>217850072yes rly x
>>217850110They unironically ate meat raw
>>217850088where is she going?
>>217850124missed an ally pally classic mate. rest of the games will probably be shite now
>>217850124football is for benders
That's itFiltering the Ireland flag
>>217850022if putin learnt anything in the last 10-15 years, he has already given his second-best anti-ship missiles to venezuela
>>217850161and nothing was lost
>>217850115;_;
>>217850127but not really mate
>>217850163broken britain
>>217850115You'll have us, lad x
£87 a week on cans is quite a lot just bought a 12 pack of guinness for £13
>>217850093They had, they even knew how to make boats/rafts and weapons like bows and spearsBut after the land bridge was completely gone and they had no reason to raft back to the mainland or it had grown too far to raft across, they slowly forgot all of their technology including making fires
>>217849694funny how he became leftypol
>>217850124>one boxing day game this yearfootball is ruined
>>21785019512 pack is aboutt 24 quid here
Me? Don't need alcohol to enjoy life
>>217850042quebec niggas be like>je viens de calice de tabarnak de saint-louis-du-ha!-ha!
How do you lads keep your face/body hair? For meFace: Clean shaven or stubbleBack: Fully shavenChest/Stomach: Trimmed shortArmpits: Trimmed shortPubes: Trimmed above penis, clean shaven on ballsBum: Clean shavenLegs: Trimmed short with a trimmer
already cba with Christmas
>>217849430>this was thin back then
>>217850199How is liking Warhammer a lefty thing?
>>217850218footballdartsmas is cancelled
Israel is the only country where the majority of the population support the army's right to rape child prisoners
real talkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woYJJ4i9szM
wish i could drinkbut i'm such a degenerate alcohol i already ruined two christmas parties at the weekend (fri and sat) by being annoyin drunk twat(also got kicked out of both venues in the end)
Imagine drinking 50 guinesses per weekImagine the poos
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>>217850270ok
ukrainians trashing the bins area and the bin men won't be coming until mondaytake the piss
fucking sex
There's a Reddit fetish community for people destroying their own body by going from fit to morbidly obese for sexual gratification
>>217850242consumerismasset-stripping an autistic 20th century "intellectual property" Dune ripoff of its historical allusions in favour of presentist capeshit slop
>>217850231For me:Face: Clean shaven everydayBack: Only shave the bits high enough to show over the topChest/Stomach: NaturalArmpits: NaturalPubes: NaturalBum: NaturalLegs: Natural
>>217850283https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnJ6OYEK-us
whats the captcha with the dice supposed to mean btw
>>217850333tough to say
Trump visited Epstein's child rape island 8 times between 93-96.
Hows it going lads
>>217850365British culture
>>217850320cor what's it called
me pockets filled with cadbury puds and haribo that's turkish
>>217850384r/yourmum
>>217850356dire grub
Tomorrow's my bday Might go sit in the park by myself and contemplate existence
>>217850365Wish I could've
>>217850378nae meme frogs, please.
>>217850399done him
>>217850407When you were born your parents called you a Christmas miracle but now look at yourself
going to watch one more gordon ramsay compilation then go to tescoblatt
>>217850231>>217850325you have back hair?
>>217850445mum's fault but yeah
>>217850417This one is good though.
post a pic of that gherkyheathy tim 'bout fortystill self harmystill bad psychygot my crod belgie
>>217850484brown hair
>>217850484yes even the girl i facny has a little thicket of lower back hairlove to grab it while i run my tongue over her tummy
>>217850502
>>217850484A few wispy hairs
>>217850231Mostly given up, me. I was born a yeti, and I'll die a yeti.If I'm doing anything where I can still give two shits whether people see me or not, I'll shave the neck all the way around to just below the collar, trim up the beard a bit, and sort of fade the cheeks. It's pretty rare. For the most part, I just do my thing in the mountain monasteries... The monks don't give a shit. Every autumn, they'll call in a fat geisha to give me the full wash and shave to make new winter robes, but that's about it. Fuck that woman does good work - six years and not so much as an ingrown hair.
right well that's me sent into the stratosphere
>>217850484do you not have body hair mate?
>>217850308>blue and yellow binsum
Israel Trump Nonce Billionaire AI Rorke
overloaded the washing machine and nothing is properly clean. So that's Christmas ruined then x
>>217850484I'm pure med bvll
>>217850544hate women
>>217850527Oh shit. Who gave Vantanigga uppers?
Merry Kwanzaa everyone x
>>217850548not on my backdidn't realise i was posting with a bunch of gorillas
>>217850561unused clearly they are patriotswhen they first moved in they fucked the whole system up because it's different over therecould get a fine if they keep this up
>>217850574
>>217850544wonder if she's got back hair
gfddfhjgdbgh
>>217850574It's still the 23rd, just pull out half, and you can still have both loads done by midnight.
All the escorts I've seen have complimented me on my hairFeels good being blonde lads
>>217850598alri timmy
Die hard 2 is more of a Christmas film than the first one
>>217850547posted it again award
Ukrainians claim not to be Nazis but then display Bandera flags, wolfsangels, black suns, and totenkopfs everywhere.Very curious...
>>217850544fucking bitch
WHOM DO YOU SERVE?!?
>>217850609thank you umbunny i needed this x
>>217850656they do, do they?
>>217850633The hair and makeup team ask me about mine."Oh my gawd, who does your highlights for you?"... mutt genetics trying to shine through English bleach.
NEVER FOAM ALONE
>>217850673ISRAEL
>>217849430>Aged 6, Windsor was evacuated to Blackpool to live with a couple, but they attempted to sexually abuse her.[6] A neighbour heard Windsor's screams and alerted the authorities. The couple were arrested and were found to not be married, but to be brother and sister.[10]
New>>217848502>>217848502>>217850690
>>217850658ktim x
Getting grok to write me a mousey x 190 fanfic
almost the same age as him when he made red lightshould stick my head on da train track
screaming at thought of timmys posting on here with their hairless backs
>>217850648Shut up you little gimp
