pokerchu edish
NONE OF MY GOONBUDS ARE ONLINE FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!
>>217855866
>Deepfakes of your dead loved ones are a booming Chinese business
it's a christmas miracle lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xoq1RtpOPUY
it christmas
>>217855872I don't get it
>>217855846buhlmann would wipe the floor with pokerchu
girl on tinder likes that I play an instrument until I say it's piano because it's a "basic instrument" and she was thinking of guitar alright yeah can you play beethoven's moonlight sonata on piano then? stupid fucking bint
>>217855890she had to stop streaming years ago because she was receiving threats from a stalkernow she's back(though she did stream under a different identity for a while first)
>>217855891that's true. many men have tried to bust the bull man, but he always busts them first. he can hold out and hold out until all the men around him have been busted.
>>217855913Reckon you might be touched by the 'tism
>>217855846>The Aurora Police Department has released bodycam video showing an officer tackling and arresting the Grinch last week in the west suburb.>What we know:The playful incident unfolded around 10:15 a.m. on Dec. 17 inside Fox Valley Mall.>Police say Officer Braden Lentini was on routine foot patrol when a shopper named Emmet told him about the Grinch trying to take presents from Santa’s Christmas tree.https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/aurora-police-arrest-grinch-fox-valley-mall.amp
muscly girls
Eggnog is ENGLISHShove that up your fat yank ARSE
they call me the bull man. many good men have tried to bust me. they work at it for hours and hours. kings cannot bust me. jacks cannot bust me. and yet here i so often am, just holding a hard, eager 10, busting guys with it. i bust them with my 10, into their jacks! unbelievable! but that is what i do. i will have men folding jacks and i will bust them. and they do not bust me. you can try, but in trying, i will bust you, and all of your friends, and you will be left there afterwards, exhausted, busted, penniless.
that's work done for the yeargoing to go buy an ice latte, some beers and have a smoke on the balcony
>>217855928was the threat serious? I always thought those stalkers just re-post your old facebook photos
>>217855881um
I'm the king
>>217856013The king of what
>>217856023Great Britain and the Commonwealth
>>217856023The faggot kinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVHbWHGVYaU
heartbeats, drifting together,hot pizzaaaaaa
>>217855386abandoned shit... mutant puppies... the usual
is it possible to find a gf who doesn't spend 8 hours a day on tiktok
>>217856033wasn't this guy always drunk
>>217856051Yeah but they spend it on instagram instead
>>217855993yes they found out where she lived and everything
/brit/ poster son or tiktok daughter chat - alberta matgeek
>>217856087/brit/ poster son is less of a lost cause
My tiny penis forced me to accept early on that I was never going to have a gf so at 30 I'm a bit less aggy about it than most lads going through it
>>217856087https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTiZpRAElQY
girl goes 5 seconds without thinking of sucking chads dick (1000000% speedrun impossible challenge - VIRGINS DONT WATCH)
So then, this is what British policing has come down to...
ban alcohol
>>217856110
>>217856120Alright Ahmed
>>217856120don't think I will
>>217855846can we make the op's christmas themed please, let's get in the festive season
Wonder if I can get assisted suicide in Canada
>>217856081damn, those jap stalkers have some horror storiesI hearda bout that case where some guy manged ot findout where a girl live sfrom the reflection of her glasses or somethingcrazy shit being a female streamer in asianot that it's better anywher else but it feels like Asians go above and beyond to rape women
>>217856145If you develop an accent like this >>217856110, the cops will shoot you for free.
Need a government paid for carer to help me poo Need them to stick their fingers up my bum and grab the logs out for meIt's only fair the government doesn't discriminate against me for my disability
I hate neurotypicalsI hate them!
>>217856177They don't exist anymore
>>217856115 police boxes have been a thing for decadeshad to change the design since the police never copyrighted it, and the BBC stole it for Doctor Who, but it's still functionally the same
SO I'M TRYING TO TEACH YOU SOMETHINGBUT YOU TURN AWAYSO I'M TRYING TO SHOW YOU THE PATHBUT YOU WALK ASTRAY
>>217856186Never ever seen one, what does it even do?
come out ye black and transcome out and prove you're not a man
rip rorke
>>217856188hey! urusai!!! anata howaito gaijinme
>>217856197Transforms into a police car. You do not want to be inside when it does.
>>217856221>alri
The proverbial 31 year old twink
You know bane? he's always in agonising pain without his mask. that's like me, only i have both physical and mental pain, and I don't have a special mask to make it go away
>>217856257really really fit
>>217856257who's this cutie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy6JoslpUME
Buying a VPN so I can use grok for nefarious activities
>>217856257never seen a passing trannard on here when its an organically taken photo tbfbehind filters and makeup they may be able to deceive the eye of the common man, but not me nosiree>>217856235I'm one of the good gaijin
>>217856257this one has clinical mong stareit must be forced, they genuinely look brain dead in every picture
you people really hate women, lgbt people, brown people, don't you?their either fuckable meat or deserve death, or both and then you wonder why you're single
>>217856320don't mind regular trannies but sissy perverts like this need locking in asylums indefinitely
>>217856315>womenyes>lgbt peopleno>brown peopleno
>>217856315yeah
>>217856309thoughts?
>>217856339put the brothers to work in the brothelssimple as
>>217856339all troons are perverts what are ya talm bout
on that note reckon there should be some kind of "passing trannard certification"Where you send a photos from loads of different angles and videos of your gait etc and a qualified board of people decide if you pass or not>>217856362nah
People say it's the personality that matters but that's a total lie.It's looks, and it's wealth. Your entire worth to 99% of people and potential partners is looks and wealth.
>>217856380all people are perverts (except the truly asexual, they're just weird). Trannards are just a visible subset.
>>217856380Incorrect. Take some time off the internet and go outside.
>>217856386you passed the test she is a my biowoman waifu
Dua Lipa armpit sweat
mad how bad my maladaptive daydreaming has gotten. Hours and hours just spaced out imagining a life that isn't pure shit instead of changing anything >>217856362looks like my toilfu
Sick of our paedophile neoliberal zioslop governments and media, sick of zoomer hitlerite chuds, tired of society and life and everything
>>217856449UFFFFFF
>>217856460what's wrong with being a hitlerite?
Get them postedThe petersThe poniesThe horsesThe dragonsThe mice
>>217856450lucky
they do this shit everyday even on christmas
Is it possible to become a functioning adult in your mid 20s
>>217856542god I hope so
>>217856542Yea
>>217856542mmm yeah think so
sfkkgnm
>>217856496You'll understand when you're an adult
walshy.. easy on the books..
they dont understand the things that i put on my wish listnigga merry christmasnigga merry christmasall my niggas jolly brother merry christmas
real talk. If somebody calls you twinkle toes they getting chiined?
Remembering exactly how it felt to be a confused 20 year old on 4chan and yearning for those daysLife was so much simpler
Psychologically torturing AI chat bots until they develop sentience and go insane
>>21785654224 is the cutoff get your shit together year
>>217856561>I can't explainI accept the concession, stay mad sweetie
>>217856590ruh roh
Shagging a cuppa
>>217856583
>>217856640History weighs like a nightmare on the brains of the living
The majority of western men over 30 are still manchildren. Even, or especially, chads and millionaires. Me? Incel Thug.
it's a christmas miracle
>>217856660practically, unless they are doing the only manly thing they have left and overthrowing the state, where is the incentive to be 'a man' (however you should define it)?
>>217856542get a job and you're 90% there
>>217856666what went through your head to think this was worth posting?
Another ChristmasAnother year of brits wondering what eggnog is (they don’t drink it)
>>217856682I had a job and I was far from functioning
Is this a pricing error? This TV is usually £1000.
>>217856695how comego to the joband relax after when you're in the homeboom you're a functioning adultwere you taking herione at work or what
>>217856699It'll probably correct in checkout
>>217856445looks kinda like mark's sister from peep show
>>217856699either way if you want it, get itthey're legally bound to sell it at the price shown
sucking a cold can of coke zero cherry
>>217856542hopefully
>>217856736have you got the tail in kitten?
nice getting things done isn't it xmade some pasta sauce from scratch and cleaned my dildo collection
>>217856640
>>217856699>42 inchtv for ants
>>217856751rather not say x
>where is the incentive to be 'a man' (however you should define it)?It is just a mature state of mind, really. Not being tossed about in the wind. An atheist can't really be a man imo
>>217856699>This TV is usually £1000.Bullshit it is, if it is you lot are getting fleeced to fuck.https://www.ozbargain.com.au/product/lg-oled42c5psat. avid OLED fan
nigga on ozbargain
>>217856768
god bless the thais for inventing sweet chilli sauce
thought this was a shaggers general, keep your incel shit to a minimum pls
santa's my dad and i'm going to tell him to not give you any presents
okay yeah pricing must be totally fucked right now they're saying this 65" TV is £160
went tesco today and saw a 40 year old man dressed as an elf holding a sign "shortest queue here"12 pound an hour hes paid
>>217856853no you didn't, be quiet
Playing my rented game fron nvidia streamed to my TV from my PC that i rent from Nvidia
bro
im eating cornflakes lads ahha
>>217856880onlineorderfags btfo
>>217856884honey nut?
>>217856880Y A M AM
the man posted another picture from reddit did he
>>217856913i really don't like that you've used juno for this
>>217856898no just regular haha i've finished hhaah im going take the bowl down and wash it in a bit hhahaahahahah
>>217856913JUNO!
>>217856930grow up, convicted rapist.
>>217856840he cute
At mum and dads in the comfy bed in the spare room and i'm mega comfy
lol the £20 55 inch is "sold out"
it's busier here at 2AM than it was at 2PM
>>217856942sounds comfy
>whowhom*
what's to be done about the boomer/kosher right?
>Amar Hussein
>>217856981Just stop waiting for someone else to save you
>>217856989
you know the meme of that naked guy sitting on a bedsaw a woman wearing a christmas shirt with that on it todayodd
>>217856981little reason not to treat them like the leftdox and destroy them if they come for you, continue working to purge their lies from acceptable discourse etc.and >>217857000
never seen a jew in Manchester
>>217856964it rather is quite comfortable
big Jewish community in cheadle
>>217857023there's literally an entire jewish community on the outskirtsclearly don't leave the house much do you you utter little decrepit virgin
wish i could become christian but my IQ is simply too high to believe in it
>>217857023grew up round the corner from a synagogue, the rabbi's house was massive
time for the big /brit/ 2025 unwrapped reveal
>>217857088jews... amarite
>.<
>>217857112you're not wrong!
>>217857118They.. should Makeit .. Still Spacesuit Themed .. but .. Christmas(!)this .. is Lazy ..
>>217857055yeah mate real social butterfly meposting on 4chan at 2am on Christmas eveidiot
wonder why this mong on the jap vpn hasn't been banned yet
about to have the most depressing crimbo of my life by far. so broke I'll be handing out firm handshakes
hope santa brings me a gf for christmas x
Do you ever go to shutdown your PC, and your mouse just inexplicably moves down to restart instead at the last split second before you click as if magnetized towards it? Because this happens often enough for me that I feel like it's done on purpose by the Windows OS to apply some tiny update or something that will only apply on a restart.
>>217857139they always take off her helmet even though she has a voice line that says she's afraid to take it off in case she explodes!
>>217857118they always give her a skirt and cover up her bunda
>befriending rorke at work!>getting rorke to come out of his shell!>having deep conversations with rorke!>recording rorke's politically incorrect opinions!>reporting rorke to HR!>getting rorke fired and blacklisted from the industry!
>>217857144dont lieyour bitchass giving out the limpest handshake known to man
>she's afraid to take it off in case she explodes!UM! >.< >.< >.< xx
>>217857154yeah, actually happens occasionally but I have a weird twitchy mouse
Lúcio: So, I'm tryna ask everybody this: What is your favorite animal?Juno: *gasps* I would like to encounter a real horse.Lúcio: Uh... yeah, I can see it.
will not be eating too much tomorrow... want to keep my stomach wanting for christmas dinner! yeah I'm planning ahead, you see.
all i want for Christmas is a 5'3 size 8 19 year old italian submissive gf who sucks like a hoover
you don't hear much about the roman africansberbers and the sort
just realise liz truss is probably the only PM we've had that's needed sanitary pads in downing street
>>217857162There's absolutely nothing worse than someone who won't shut the fuck up and doesn't know how toFuck high maintenance cunts
>>217857191there's augustine!!
>>217857191you hear about them when a tiny group of them get station at hadrian's wall you never hear the end of it
>>217857191i just did retardrught here>>217857191
when I want to shutdown?'sudo shutdown'when I want to update?'sudo update'
got the mac demarco christmas music on
>>217857213true :0
>>217857229when you lost your virginity sudo never
>>217857250baited for this exact response
does rorke believe in father christmas
>>217857246luh grammar correction?
>>217857246
rorke scaring the hoes
>>217856967>Laura O'NeillIrish diaspora diversity hire
hate my life, want to die
priti patel on what got her through lockdown
>>217856967"who" is correct here
>Searching for posts that contain ‘hypothetical subjunctive mood’probably one of the most based /brit/ posters, had my grammar corrected (rightly so) by him several times
>>217857374tonsil stone status?
wish I could kill everyone who has ever posted on r/redscarepod
>>217857397swear theres a post about mousenonce on there
wish mark fisher was still alive so i could kill him
>>217857494Wish he was still alive so he could see TikTok
father chrtistmas is real and he doesn't give poor children presents because he HATES them
in 2026 we are going to be lovely x
>>217857191hear about ugly smelly niggers every single day mate sick to the back teeth of it to be quite honest
>>217857528not me i'm planning on being nasty and horrible
>>217857553right well we're not talking about them are wei've never seen a north african in my life
>>217857553pack it in rorke jesus christ it's christmas eve ffs
>>217857582shut it you filthy slant eyed vermin
what are we thinking about the elder scrolls 6 leaks? real or fake?
>>217857577go to france one will immediately stab you
thinking of killing myself not in a sad way just think i should
>>217857606why on earth would i do that rorke
>>217857600
>>217857657just a suggestion on how to meet one
>so you post on an anime website in your free time?
>>217857621you shouldn't
>>217857667bitch eating a 15 quid bowl of lettuce
imagine being a woman and getting a willy up in you
>>217857722no
>>217857667>spills lettuce
>imagine being a woman and getting a willy up in you
merry 'tex mas
i'll take you down to my slaughterhouseaaauuughhhhh
fuck memes and fuck irony
>>217857667yeah but it's kinda cultural and deep, imagine netflix but japanese, here watch thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoGZC5NkULQ*phone is accidentally on max volume and the entire restaurant stares at us*
who /deck/ here?
>>217857673i nearly crashed the other day on the motorway and felt happy about it
unc crashing out
>>217857899I'm glad you're ok
the jewess
never trained legs in my life never will
drizzy blud
Brittany... he's so WEIRD Brittany, I'm going to KILL myself yass
>>217858007*posts to insta*
I'm lowkey a yn
>>217858007umm humans are animals sweaty
imagine being an Irish convict and you get shipped to Australia and these are your new neighbours
>>217858136*imagines it*okay now what
>>217857947
imagine being a deranged autistic homosexual spamming an obscure thread at 3am with your favourite nude photos of african men
>>217858136i'd probably just kill them and steal their land
>>217858165they're abos dickhead
>>217858178i don't pay that close attention to your posts you bent little freak
>>217858157I love Israel now
>>217858194based
>>217858194why would an irishman be shipped to australia and meet africanssick to death of your utter idiocy
any grinchings
>>217858214blow your head smoove off, faggot
not allowed to like ukraine anymore because i'll look like a normoid who only started caring because of the war
>>217858230where's your christmas spirit
*does an interpretive dance representing the decline of western civilisation
>>217858239yh hate how i look like a normie faggot if i talk shit about jews and israel
>>217858252like your friends and everybody else who loves you, it's nowhere to be seen
rorke explaining his WW2 veteran granddad that russia is actually based and trad and it's the west's fault that they invaded at christmas dinner
>>217858257the gay porn dance, if you will
>>217858239Why would you like Ukraine anyways it’s just a diet russia
>>217858263horrid scrooge of a man
>>217858257
*nonchalantly signals for the guards to remove that one guy from the thread*
>>217858275big country in eastern europe that people didn't know anything aboutmade me feel special and unique :)
>>217855846has that AI piss tint
>>217858299My choice was Belarus but it’s basically a rump state dictatorship just waiting to be annexed now
>>217858298makes me cackle every time
don't see many leftypol discord raids happening thesedays, wonder what happened to them
backshots with the creature from the black lagoon or head from dracula?
>>217858341ever given thought to not being a porn addicted freak
>>217858341Head from dapper gentleman Gary Oldman Dracula any day
Leftypol pulling a Christmas double at the electroplating factory
>>217858339you need to provide your id to use discord in the uk now and then discord got hacked and all the id's were stolen anyway
>>217858354would you freak it with the mummy
>>217858365scr
>me entering the thread and taking out the top rorke in a law of the jungle style takedown
I don’t like that all the actually good actors are getting old as fuck now Barely anyone to replace them if any at all
*mogs you*
>>217858381>enters thread with my multicultural gf, where is rorke? i want to show him something
>>217858406rip
>>217858386Hollywood's fucked for good potentially. They're in the stage cable was in 2014ish. Terminal. All art slop from 2030 on. It's over. Please believe me!
can't bait the sheikhwonder where he is today lads
>>217858414beautiful woman
>>217858438Still collecting magazines most likely
>>217858414and which one is you then?
*enters thread chud style*
>>217858459he's the incel uploading a photo of some random couple to 4chan
>>217858497you've done him
>>217858497rorke fuming
i'm that incel with a heart of gold
Monster 100 tonne 'fatberg' discovered in London sewer https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/fatberg-whitechapel-sewer-thames-water-christmas-warning-fats-b1263622.html
>>217858477makes me kek everytime
they were on the wrong side of history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBqCDuwZsCs
>>217858532>Iraq before the revolution
>>217858532you'll be on the wrong side of my fucking fist in a minute
>>217858532cool photo
>>217858550Come to Chippenham and say that
>>217858559chippenham more like chippen your fuckin head off mate
>>217858566Internet tough guyWon't be so tough when I send your jaw spinning
>>217858576couldn't spin a dreidel you cunt
>>217858582Only thing you've spun is your ford focus
>>217858591>>217858591
>>217858590will be focusing my boot right into your arse