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me? i was never brown enough to be a /pol/ poster
>>217857635But you're gay enough to post here
why did Joseph believe Mary
futa cock
I don't wanna work tomorrow.
My parents have never asked once in my life when I'm going to get a girlfriend or questions like that
Why did God create Indians?
I am starving
>>217857662my mom stopped asking me when i said i wanted a woman who could improve my life beyond just being sexual relief.
Viagra pills are made from the powder that comes from women's feet when they use those stones to make their soles smoother
me in a few minutes
>>217857658He was coping.
Thank you for the kind words! In case anyone is interested I thought I’d include a 355ml energy drink can for scale so you can see how small the dwarf is :D
>>217857672When hell got overpopulated he started to reincarnate damned souls into indians
>>217857693he was a believe all women guy
>>217857691post pics and vids
why does /qa/ and the sharty have such a high overlap with /int/?
>>217857660
>>217857698Oops forgot >>217857423 I am very tired today
>>217857710shitpost board
Finished off the last packet of cocoa powder
>>217857658Gabriel had visited him.
>>217857571But I'm white and hairy wdym
>>217857693kek
>>217857699That makes a lot of sense
might goon soon........ not much else to do.......
>>217857753is that their BBC bull
I pussied out and didn't ask her out again and now I have anxiety so bad I want to puke.
64 GB of DDR5 is roughly 1.65 AR15s
>>217857698are you using an airbrush or a normal brush?
>>217857772She's fucking Chad right now
I don't get how life comes so naturally to people. They make mistakes that are way worse than any I've made, they do drugs and get into trouble and yet still end up happier and in a better position than I have. And they don't seem to see any of it as a big deal. I think that's what's wrong with me I never wrestled in the mud with life because everyone told me the goal is to stay clean. I took it too seriously. Making mistakes and getting in trouble is an important part of becoming someone and building character. Fucking idiots gave me a bunch of shit advice and now I get nothing for being mr good boy
>>217857785As you said, lack of experiencing failure growing up and probably overthinking
>*let's hear it for the boys plays loudly*>*Audience claps*>Yeah hell yeah>How are you guys doing?!
We should throw animal poop at each other
i have no passion for living
>>217857802We aren't Venezuelans
>>217857776got my 64gb 6000cl ram for ~$370 right when prices started going up and felt like i was getting shaftedglad i got it when i did now
goy to goy i hope you have a merry christmas anon
indian gods are so cool! much better than the cringe abrahamic god
>>217857802For the last time, GO BACK TO INDIA
Ive been drinking all day did they actually fuck up the Epstein redactions or is this fake news
>>217857837After I heard a bunch of zoomers calling each other goys at the gym I really don't like saying it anymore, it's not special
my game's code is so fucking bad.
>>217857840>>217857838
orientalist interpretations of indian gods are cool*sorry, i almost forgot myself and said something insane and retarded.
vishnu would beat jesus in a fight
>>217857857Do you live in Africa? What kind of shit is that?
>>217857877No, it's like 95% White.
my one wish for christmas this year is to blast montreal off the face of the planet
Given how many posters here talk about drinking and doing drugs, I'm surprised more of them don't freak out and post pictures of their face/genitals and home address and other personal information. I know that's the kind of thing I would do while drunk here. Maybe I'm just abnormally self-destructive.
>>217857857they are unironically calling each other goycattle on mainstream social media btw
we should have a /cum/ christmas gift exchange
hating jews is the cringe leftist soy opinion now
Thread theme https://youtu.be/URvzDt2sI64?si=AYRpu42Yi0HJ-H1l
>>217857903I mean there are a few who have done that
>>217857903To be fair I did post my dick on here one time as a joke because more than two people asked
(Goy)slop was word of the year
Tim Walz gave some big heads pirate Africans billions of dollars and yet I didn't get one. Wack! Who's dick do I have to suck to get at least a cool 2 million?! And I'll do it fr too
>as a joke
>it's called sunday because of the sun>it's called monday because of the moon
>>217857903i've gotten close to doxxing myself, but never posting pictures. dumbest thing i've done while drunk is message girls from high school who i haven't seen in 10+ years.
watched dave chappelles latest stand up. all he did was tell stories about his life, he doesnt tell jokes anymore. he also comes off as incredibly bitter and jaded now despite being insanely successful.
>>217857967And that's all the days of the week.
>>217857972Realest shit ever posted on /cum/, best thing is when you message 10 girls and none of them reply
Did the dndc actually think Tim Walz was manly.
>>217857978I've never seen his stand up. Did you know that he's black?
>it's called october even though it's the 10th month
>>217857955will 4chan cultural appropriation ever end?
>>217857964Yeah. Da fuck Jose Masputo Gonzalez gonna do?
>>217858001he's only half black, his chinese wife siphoned some of his blackness away
Me mum died in the holly and it wasn't very jolly
>>217858031Wow! The Chinese are very powerful!
>>217858004I think its name after Octavian not 8
>>217857838>much better than the cringe abrahamic godSo are Greek and Norse gods
Most people are normal and just go with the flow. It is impossible to reach 24 as a virgin if you are socially normal since childhood.
penis fart
>>217857857I wonder if they even know its short for goyim
>>217858067I second this. It's not the sex I have a problem with having, it's the actually having a serious relationship
>>217858066Yeah, but the only people who worship those wankers are chuds and Tumblr girls.
It is a gorillion degrees in my house
>>2178580598 is named after him.
>>217857999tim walz did seem like a cool down to earth regular joe to be quite honest
business idea: turn homeless into lunchable meals
>>217857967>>217858067>We have two 67's
>>217858102There's no such thing as a down to earth liberal.
business idea: give me $12 to buy lemonade
>>217858067> if you are socially normal since childhoodi moved often as a kid (parents in the military) so i became jaded and stopped socializing. what was the point if i would just leave and never see or talk to them again.t. wizard
>>217858108Grow up.
business idea: very long sandals so you can wear them with your friends, so you and your friends only need one pair of sandals
>>217858113Is that what you do? Just cum here and recycle cumtown jokes?
>>217858133Yes, because Cumtown was a good podcast
>>217858111liberals are more down to earth than conservatards
>>217858111Are there any flat earth liberals? Wonder why everyone who likes flat earth also likes trump. Seems like a weird coalition.
>>217858140Define good?
>>217857776No fucking way
Instead of growing up I just throw down
gay porn
DON'T BOGLEHARDT THAT JOINTMY FRENHAND IT OVER TO ME
>>217858170Cumtown had the goal of being funny to a lot of people, and a lot of people found it funny. Therefore, it was a good podcast at doing what it was meant to do.
i'd like to suck a tranny's dick but i also don't want monkey aidsquite kafkaesque
>>217858004October, November, and December were originally the 8th, 9th, and 10th months respectively (hence the names). Then, a couple of Roman guys named Julius and Augustus wanted months named after them too, so now we have July and August.
feeling so peaceful
>>217858223I think you fight Kafka in Final Fantasy 6.
would you guys vacation in Chattanooga
Just took a disgusting poo.
Why's it so dead? Is everyone celebrating Crimbus?
listening to limp bizkit rn
Listening to Sleigh Bells rn
>>217858241what's there?
This made me lightly chuckle.
>>217858319Sydney Sweeney is the queen of cum
final ultimate legendary earth power super max justice future miracle dream beautiful galaxy big bang little bang sunrise starlight infinite fabulous totally final wonderful arrow
>>217858332Love bitches with great jeans
>>217858349Kill all El*es.
you're only smoke and mirrors to me
>>217858359
17 frog threads on the log
>>217858293It's only December 23rd, far too early to be celebrating jesusmas.
MM flip it around Wicked Witch
My pre-cum dripping problem is off the walli basically can't think any sexual thoughts at all or im drippingI also have phimosis too on top of that
>>217858293Everyone hanged themselves
>>217858102He was super fake
>>217858319my aryan qveen sent that millennial bitch flying
Where do you want to be buried?
>>217858474does it matter?
>>217858502Nothing matters
'log is quite grim right noweverything is as usual
>>217858474unembalmed in the thinnest coffin my family can get. I want the worms and bugs to eat me and turn into dirt
lately i have been living on microwaved rice noodles with lao gan ma like a foxconn assembly line worker
Where are you going for 2026 vacation?
>>217858197Hittin professor vapenstein right now
Got wordle on the third try
>>217858621venezuela
>>217858621The library
>I'm 6'5>Flew from Texas to Columbus via Delta>Land in Columbus>Elderly black pilot smiles at me and says "watch your head, sir">I smile at him and dodged when I exited the planeDelta really is worth the cost, I don't care if that makes me a consoomer I wouldn't get that shit from Spirit
too many uncs in here
>heightoh right, I like being reminded of that
>>217858673fr bro
>>217858621your moms house
I hope Putin sends nukes for Christmas
the fartin is startin
i like rubbing faces with cats quite a bit i reckon, mmmhmm
>>217858695I'm literally 5'6 and people don't seem to care.
>>217857780Normal brushes
>have to undergo several plastic surgeries before there's even a possibility I could ever lose my virginity
>>217858778Burn victim?
>>217858223Suck a tranny escort's dickYou can take her raw and swallow her girlcum and you won't catch anything
>>217858799nope just ugly
>>217858802sybau unc lookin ahh blud
>>217858802>you won't catch anythingi have a feeling it's not so certain
WHO ALL SEEN THE LEPRECHAUN SAY YEEEAAA
>>217858889If you don't go after a cheap one on craigslist you're generally safer than with a stranger. Ones working with agencies get regularly tested like all the normal girls do, not to mention they're usually on prep. Simple fact as this: an escort who keeps getting her clients sick wouldn't still be in business.I've been seeing the same one for a year and I'm still clean.
>>217858621im planning an afghanistan trip if anybody wants to tag along i want to meet some taliban
>>217858621nowhere, i dont even like leaving my room
>>217858929>I've been seeing the same one for a yearYou've paid money to suck at tranny's dick multiple times?
just ragequit my videogamewhat should i do now
>>217858923You mean the leprechaun only gay people see? I haven't seen him.
>>217858949What game
>>217858947Yes.
cut my life into pieces
I’m watching too much truecrime, this shit is starting to depress me
>>217858963etrian odyssey iv
>>217858975Take the avoiding spiritual poison pill. No doomporn, no gloomporn. None of that. Once you internalize and accept that the world is rotten because it is ran by wealthy elite pedophiles you don't need any more downers.
I have only ever sucked my bf I don't think sex would be good if you didn't love the other person
My friend is fucking hammered in town and lives 30 minutes out of town. He had like a dozen standard drinks over a couple hours. Considering picking him up
I kind of want to buy Eternal Sonata because>I like rpgs>I like Chopinbut I don't like anime and I am not a weeb so idk.
>>217858985Not everyone is able to find someone who loves them.
>>217858987Your friend sounds like a degenerate retard, I guess you have to decide if that's enough of a sin to potentially condemn him and some innocents. I'd go get him. If for the sake of the other people on the road if not for him.
customer site>bulk product: $100business site (for businesses to buy products and later sell them)>bulk product: $33hate that
can you guys post more? i like to read /cum/ when i get bored during my goon
rolled snake eyes during my conception
>>217859073The idea is that you can buy as little of the bulk at that price as a consumer. To access those lower prices you need volume.
business hats on
>>217859087it's the same weight same container that im looking at on both sites
Call me Gunther cause I’m a late bloomer
man wtf is this?
5am my forst reflex is looking for pornand posting here
>>217859115I like to imagine this is written by some hard working black man that works in a trade and comes home after a long day of work to enjoy his /cum/ posts and he's not impressed and he says "MAN WHAT THE HELL IS THIS" in a family guyesque black guy voice while eating a bowl of cereal in front of his aging computer
>>217859150Like a Farooq type “ DAMN “ ?
This is what you do
>>217859011He's just a redneck.
>>217859158zoomers dont know shit about acolytes protection agency
>>217859176Tried watching zoomer wrestling. Couldn't get into it. Thought I grew out of it. Then I watched more Attitude era matches and segments along with some ECW tapes and I realized I do and wrestling just sucks now.
>>217859200i watched half an episode of raw and instantly tuned out as i saw logan paul on screen
Just got my sixth gym badge
>>217859245Get some BITCHES
>>217859234The WWE Vault on YouTube has some old head managing the uploads. Occasionally you get serious kino. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f73QcidHSWw&t=2574s&pp=ygUQV2VlIHZhdWx0IHRhamlyaQ%3D%3D
Black & brown women crave the white man.
It's over? Over.
I like pro wrestling for the characters rather than the matches. The matches are full of rest holds a lot of the time, and just makes me feel like I'd rather watch MMA
>>217859294Tru
ayo FUCK the green bay packers boy i tell ya hwat dem cheeseheads have had it too good for too long
i watch Good Morning America because they have a "steals and deals" part of the show and my mom will call me to talk about whether to buy any of it.
>>217859073If you ever work in retail, you'll see everything is market up at least 40%. Especially at muh mom & pop stores. It's the mega corps like walmart, costco that are willing to cut costs to the max
>>217859334>green bay packersAs a general rule, if a sale is being advertised it's not that good. Why would a company want you aware of shit they're making less money on?
>>217859349Ever heard of loss leaders?
>>217859355Yeah, they're a basic concept, basic enough to clearly know when something's a loss leader. They're typically smaller items that you put far from the exits.
>>2178586706'5 AND a bottom!?
why is everybody so anti ai in video gamesif the game is fun then who cares...
im built like this
>>217858670Why are there 2 gays from Texas?
have to work a full eight hours tomorrow. I'll be the only one there, and I won't have any tasks to complete. maybe I'll watch That Chapter on YouTube.
>>217859408People are adaptable to lower standards as evidenced by the current gaming market, first you accept expansion packs, then you accept microtransactions, then you accept always online live service games that are never truly finished, then you accept high quality ai in your games, then you accept lower quality ai in your games, then the only games you have left are low quality unfinished and constantly hounding you for money
>>217859420>That ChapterBased
Kash Patel said there's no co conspirators under oath and now we know there's at least 10, he could go to prison for lying.
>>217859435Should*It's not gonna happen
>>217859425yeah yeah i bought destiny 2 on sale for like 13 bucks for the legacy collection and was having a good time playing it todaybefore that finished ac1 and rageyour hypothetic doesnt exist
>>217859408i know its an overused word but a lot of slop makes it into the game when devs and artists rely heavily on AI. guns with 3 barrels, hands with 4 or 6 fingers, illegible text, lack of general coherence for images. and then companies want to CHARGE for that.
>>217859446>destiny 2 you're proving my point
i am the exact opposite of a chud (left leaning, not an incel, finished college, etc.) but oh my god it is so fucking over.
lol>>217859470>for the same price i buy a hamburger meal i can buy a game with dozens of hours of content>somehow this is a bad thing
>>217859486>chudtuber
drinking milk
>>217859497>nooooo my bajillions of dollars on eu marketing budget are being EXPOSED by sarcastic romanian dude on the internet
chudsisters not like this...
saw my buddy and we had a fun adventure at costco and wally world
>>217859551
There are more things, Lucilius, likely to frighten us than there are to crush us; we suffer more often in imagination than in reality.
Jason
dumb peanutposter
corrhad to boglehardt dat bitch din't i
real niggas will be at cum during christmas, thats how separate the incels from the fakecels
>>217859603it's not even christmas eve yet chillthough true i had a fight with my family last year and dont intend to go back there for christmas
last christmas i gave you my shartbut the very next dayyou said i was gay
Christmas eve begins an hour
wut da heeeeeeeeell *vine boom*
>>217859611This year, to save me from tearsI’ll gape it for someone special
Spicy food really cleans out the bowels
>>217859574yesterday i saw some bum walking around with a hammerdemonrats brush it off as right wing fear mongering but sometimes i wonder whether they even live in the same city i do
>>217859620why would christmas eve begin at 11PM?
>>217859308Petite brown women were designed by God for white men.
I don't want a lot for ChristmasThere is just one thing I needI don't care about the presentsUnderneath the Christmas treeI just want you for my ownMore than you could ever knowMake my wish come trueAll I want for Christmas is POO
>>217859661I don't live on the worst coast
>>217859409grim. become an hero.
>>217859670my condolences
>>217859669corr i kinda like that song coz sounds like the beach boys
cant eat spicy food. even mild tobasco gives me horrific diarrhea.
me? i'm a real nigga
>>217859654I’m reaching fatigue levels I never even thought possible on that front>pull up to a red light at night>schizophrenic fentanyl addict starts knocking on my window and asking me to roll it down to ask for money>pull into a grocery store parking lot>different schizophrenic fentanyl enjoyer runs over and starts asking for money before I’ve even gotten out of my carWhat’s especially crazy is that Canadians aren’t even allowed to be armed when you’re out in public, so there’s very little I could legally do to defend myself if/when this starts transitioning to robberies. I guess the expectation is just to white flight into the wilderness until you’re just a hermit in a cabin by yourself
>>217859746
>>217859748nice fanfic
>>217859748like hell you think americans can just go around open carrying in cities you need a special permit if you wanna do that unless you keep the gun strictly in the car dont listen to the horseshit this general will tell you about 'hurr durr just break the law man theyll never tell'
I wonder what I should drink tomorrow, probably some nice beers
>>217859769What kind
>>217859574why the fuck would you want to run into people you know? the beauty of walking through a real downtown is that you can explore and be whoever you want when you meet strangers. suburban life makes you put up huge flags that identify yourself, in an urban setting you can change your shirt and your hat and just be a different person.
>>217859748kelowna doesnt have that problem (yet)
>>217859767That is 100% real
>>217859772I'll see what they have at the beer store, probably some nice craft beer
>>217859748I am actively searching countries I can immigrate to. Canada is circling the drain.
>>217859777Are you a time traveller from 20 years ago?
>>217859769I liked this anime a lot. very comfy
>>217859791FUCK
>>217859777>>217859791Lmao I was about to ask him what year he thinks he is in
>>217859791>The executive director of the Downtown Kelowna Association admits downtown is seeing increased drug-and-mental-health.what is this sentence lol
>>217859667All brown women are beautiful, or at least most of them are
Thicc black women are built for me
is fentanyl better than video games
>>217859863I was prescribed opiates after a surgery. The high is really nice, but the comedown or hangover was so insanely bad that it was enough for me to stop taking them, despite the surgical recovery pain.
need a new christmas album to listen to
>>217859863Video games mo betta
my favorite christmas album? why the soundtrack to die hard, of course!
>>217859881https://youtu.be/mxVo5mjK4eg
>>217859880Damn really? Sounds like they're setting you up to get addicted. Just smoke a little weed for pain management
>>217859898I've heard this song before and I am NOT looking to be sad on christmas eve eve
>>217859916https://youtu.be/j9jbdgZidu8
Is it Crimbus?
Going to watch It's a Wonderful Life tomorrow once again
>>217859880yeh samewithout hanhover
>>217859902hop in loser, we're headed to Africa.
>>217859902
Idea: 18 y/o mixed black/latina goils getting railed by BWC.
I have never found frilly hair attractive on a woman
>>217859964They probably felt the same about you
Listening to Nirvana.
>>217859964Pablo detected.
Attempted to reverse the corruption in my terraria world but ended up broke and disillusioned
>>217859976nonsensical post
>I can’t make a living and buy a house working at the dog food factory anymoreAmerica has dialed
>>217860021Thanks for reminding me to dilate hon
Checkout this book Momberg got me for Crimbus.
>>217860051Nigga Christmas gifts are supposed to be given on the 25th
>>217860051Canadian Brian
>>217859902MAMACITA
i hate canadatrump needs to figure out something else to piss off the canadians againtheyve been too quiet lately when theyre natural habitat is seething at americans
thinking about trannies again
>>217860071I'm a Christian albeit.
ate a very filling roast beef and mortadella Sammich
corr just embarkated anudda satisficing pooberg
This light is exclusive to Volkswagens
I wonder what Americans would talk about if cars didn't exist, perhaps something interesting.
>>217857857Xitter and TikTok users are the ones to blame for this
>>217860176Like your mother's capacity to put out?
>>217860186Like my inability to pull out (of your mom)
fucking hell i have like no hair in the center of my headshould i just shave it at this point... seriously considering it
>>217860197I did it better.
>>217860210Like around your nose?
still thinking of that chode that said I wont be lonely on christmas because I have /cum/this place is fucking dead half the time or being shit up by trannies
Tim Walz was almost the VP.
>>217860225nosomebody got to explain to me how facial hair grows so much better than the fucking hair on top of your headwhat's up with that
>>217860242facial hair is pubic hair
UwU
>>217860236would've been better than what we have
Spent $70 on a book from the 90's award
>>217860268yeah it's becoming apparent that full blown acceleration/collapse would have been the best option. fool me twice, you don't get fooled again.
>>217860268
fart to end all farts
>>217860271Lizard people are cool so it's worth it
>>217860319>>217860319>>217860319
>>217860324>>217860324New