Christmas edish
Inexhaustible sesquipedalian amalgamation.
going paki bashing with the famdem this evening
>noooooo i want to post poo on 4chan this is mod abuse!!grow up you demented freaks
Gravy's good tonight
looking to the sky and enjoy the life
get the young fitties posted :)
six seveb... is it just braindot?is it just braindot though?is it just slok?is it more slok? more slok, after all the gay I?after the gay I we have more slock in the forn of six seveb?and our culture is supposed to surplive this?
>>217868808Corr scran a dan dan
All cultures are good. Listen to the politicians
>>217868825it's just a bit of pooplus it wasn't even a ban for the poo it was because of the comment i left about indians
*does a little dance*
jew you expoct our cultere to surplive six seveb?
>>217868841This pic makes me yearn for a qt hopeful gf2026 will be my year, no more evil incel birtposting, I will find the perfect girl of my life
>>217868872You are profoundly mentally ill
do you lads tend to do a massive christmas log after all the festivity and eating or just more frequent regular poos afterwards?
Merry Greggsmas
>>217868887wonder if the birthday boy himself will get a mention
>>217868883*Does the stanky leg*
lads
>>217868892true but this has nothing to do with posting poo.
>>217868887bald politics with zack polanski
So what was Mr Bean's job?
>>217868914yeah?
woke up in the middle of the night and couldn't find my phone anywhere, still haven't found it
>>217868914y..yes?
>>217868894>eating blood
3.5 hours until i have blown getting christmas gifts
>>217868887jew
>>217868927PIP
>>217868933>>217868937alri?
>>217868927He got it done
the paedo on the botnet had to switch from japan because he got filtered. this freak is posting from a website with child rape on it
>>217868935Call it dumbass. Google will let you do it
>>217868944
>>217868965i know, i just don't really care enough to do that, especially since it might be in the other room where the noise could wake up mumstein
they're only photos after all
>>217868951yeah mate doing fucking brilliant mate yeah fucking smashing!wahey!
almost killed myself during quarantine from the loneliness, wasnt able to see my gf or friends at all couldnt handle it
Yeahhh you know what Some of you english are okay
Lads I just want to enjoy Christmas can we please stop the...bad stuf
>>217868969got any ideas for a 50 year old woman gift >?<
>>217869006kek
Woke up and had an amazing wank time to seize the day!
>>217869013
>>217869013My coque and balds
leftypol smiling happily as his grandchildren (brown) get on HS2 for its maiden voyage in 2070
>>217869032
I thought it was canon that Mr Bean was an alien?
>>217869020No invite?
>>217869006set my location to places in thailand on tinder during lockdown and got a couple of trannys to wank with me on snapchat
sir mummified primate
>>217869006
>>217869013fucked it if you're still planning gifts today
merry christmas to my australian umchickens xx
>>217869037give it a rest rorke its Christmas Eve
>>217869059i have aidy HD and was overthinking what to get for a month. it's actually only two gifts i haven't got yet mumberg and little brother who got triple the worth of gifts off me last year so he knows he can get fucked this year
Right that's ET flying on a bicycle is it?
mumsy’s nearly 60 and she’s still wearing mini skirts and leggings thinking she’s 21!!
leftypol rehearsing the arguments he's gonna have with his family during christmas dinner
My Christmas present to you
>aidy HD
Merry Christmas to everyone except THAT FUCKING FAGGOT THAT BROKE THE TONE RING ON MY GMC!
>hide post
>>217869101pack it in rorke its Christmas Eve
>>217869138This. Report him as well
heartbeats, drifting together,hot pizzaaaaaaa
That wasn't very Christmassy.
not like reporting them actually means fucking anything considering they're all on the paedo proxy and can be on a new ip/flag within seconds.
migrated from firefox to waterfoxiykyk
got my mum bottle of winebottle of baileys Thorntons selection boxBig lindt boxBox from boots with loads of different creams and shitI know it’s shit and disappointing but she never told me what she wanted so I’ve done my best
the eats
>>217869171Need to do same
Just feels like any other day to me really.
Amazon estimated delivery for all my Christmas gifts is 10PM so I'm going to have to run home from the pub when the delivery is near.
>>217869171does it support violentmonkey
>>217869199me after jizzing to porno
An hour of toil remainsScreaming at toilberg to call it like a winning manager to the referee in the 95th minute
>>217869224screaming
>>217869173Nowt wrong with that
>>217869224We get it mate you’re normal and you’ve got loads of mates. Happy now?
>>217869272I’m already well on my way there
>>217869173good boy x
Merry Christmas, /brit/.Here's Christmas Gift for ya.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_oP-qddrOs
leftymong spamming cp on christmas eve
>>217869238What do you do for work
got mum a digital picture frame thing and a bokkle of gin
>>217869290merry christmas :)
no loland unhoard this year
>>217869337ITberg
Mums got the Bigham's in for tonight get in
got my mum a book (one hundred years of solitude by Marquez)got my dad a really fancy scented candle with a glass holdergot them both a salt and a pepper shaker in the shape of a white cat and black cat, both made out of porcelainI know its pretty shit but they never say what they want and I didn't want to just get booze or chocolates again, even if they'd probably like that
the out of office has been set
going to get a steam on with some gin just a nice buzz mind you i don't want to ruin tomorrow when i'm stuffing my arse with christmas food
>>217869380Like what
>>217869434?
>>217869418how long for
>>217869432now? its 4pm. youll wake up hungover at 12am if you get buzzed now
got some shite for dadbergsome other stuff for sisterbergthing for brotherbegand some more objects and whatnot for the rest
Rorke getting banned from the sesh for wetting the zoot
>>217869475nahgoing to scoff some melatonin later and will have a lovely sleep
Should I watch The Holdovers or It's a Wonderful Life
>>217869443Be more specific likeBy IT what do you mean
Really not enjoying some of the pictures posted here today
just got up and opened the window
>>217869511don't want to say
Just made a post. Awaiting some replies.
>>217869525Switch to Linux
if animals don't want to be eaten then why are they made out of food?
Will you lads be going to the pub tonight?
>>217869563no got no friends or family
DA JOOOOOOOOOS
>>217869527FaggotJust trying to converse
>>217869563nosee >>217869591well i have family but they are out with their friends or are at home with me
>>217869563no pubs left in my town they all closed down
>>217869548
>>217869596rorke when he cant get a girlfriend
haven't logged into my blackman catfishing tinder account in a while but a bit grim to be doing that on christmas eve
It is what it is.
Just can't take music seriously if it's written/performed by a conventionally attractive person. Girlfriend has been listening to this guy called Sombr who is some 20 year old trust-fund kid who looks like a model, and I'm really meant to believe that this guy has felt any negative emotion in earnest? Nah. Fuck off.
get die hard watched
sisterberg's not coming to crimbo dinner because her ex boyfriend from like 7 years ago died and she's upset
deeply mentally ill freaks on today. im off to get smashed, have fun spamming cp and rorke all night lmfao
>>217869642Grim to be doing that any day of the year
>>217869663based
>>217869522
what christmas film can I watch with mumberg lads
brits are posting here instead of attending christmas eve parties
>>217869677reckon he ever shagged her up the arse at any point?
got the beer pouredthe rosé chillingthe leccy blankey on full blast
>>217869642Get it deleted
>>217869696Fatman (2020)
>>217869696kidulthood (2006)
>>217869719Didn't ask for your nickname and your weight in pounds
tempted but I’ll never win it
sisterberg used to go out christmas eve with her pals and mumberg would be in a huff all christmas day, accusing her of ruining christmas by being hungover
>>217869734s
>>217869734Don't watch it then you bent freak
>>217869755The only thing you should be watching is your weight
back from the supermarchéhonestly it wasn't even that busy
>>217869739not with that attitude
>>217869734sent that bender packing to poofy homo fairy land
>>217869764that's twice you done him
>>217869765all the non-mongs have already done their shopping
>>217869764Better than watching you post inane drivel
>>217869784I'll be watching your mum undress tonight wee man
>>217869784lad you've been done
eating some christmas cookies my nephew and niece made for me
>>217869766Alright my nigga I’m doing it
>>217869798Makes a change from watching your da
>feel shit because i was drinking last night>have a drink and instantly perk up>will feel shit tomorrow because i was drinking tonight
>>217869807cute x
>>217869820At least you know the cure
25yo and under men on 4chan on christmas eve why is this?
Got a Vitamix blender for my Mum's household, my Dad's household and my girlfriends parents. Other than that I just bough a few bottles of champagne for anyone else that shows up at my house tomorrow.Not much thought gone into these gifts but they can't complain.
>>217869846Me seeing that photo>Wish I had a fit black gfRorke seeing that photo>Deport that woman now
would try to turn myself bent just to feel human touch if i was a virgoid at 25
>Mum's household>Dad's household
watching some severance series two
>>217869846Because my mum is wrapping presents and my brother is playing Xbox with his mates. In an hour or so we are getting dominos and watching Christmas films
>>21786984626 myself waheeeyyy
>>217869853Can't go wrong with alcohol
>>217869899Comfy
christmas eve chilli for tea
might do a christmas eve fly on microsoft flight simdubs decides my route
>>217869937real time over the pacific ocean at night
>>217869933tofu lad?
>>217869937LHR to SLC to celebrate Christmas with the Church
>>217869937Cape to Cairo
just been called unc in the BP m&s petrol station
>>217869967yeahthe remnants from sunday
need new thermal paste
>>217869937Heathrow to Kabul
>>217870004Bizarre image
some of these posts are not very christmassy
>>217869937sydney airport to singapore changi to narita airport japan
>>217870022bit raunchy for a christmas program
jacket I almost bought for £90 is £55 nowwhat if I had bought it at £90 they almost done me
>>217869631grim couldn't even fathom thateverywhere i've been in the uk there are multiple pubs everywhere
>>217870004So what if he’s a cuck? Cuckoldry is hot
>>217870088He's lying
>>217870089bruh
commander rorke heading for mumbergs in t-90 minutes
my perfect score ruined because of jeets
>>217870004visibly the same guy in each image if you don't have face blindness
Me a zoomer>Rorke hate is so forced
Ok lads if I win anything I will share it with you lot
>>217870140Great tits but a minger
any not celebrating christmas for reasons of faith man in?
just put the heating on
>>217870140random fucking tattoo placement, no discernable themeif you're gonna ruin your skin for life at least do it correctly
who are you supposed to say you support if you hate both muslims and jews?
>>217870180Alright Ahmed
>>217870193Hezbollah
St George flags on street lights: racistChristmas trees in every window: not racist
>>217870193hamas
>>217870220give it time
>>217870220Is that a big poo he’s done
>>217870220Windows are private property. Street lights are council property.It's not difficult, roke
>>217870245sc
i think they handed out christmas gifts at work this week but i'm out until january
Waiting in car for mumberg at the shop She's only getting a couple of items but no doubt I'll be here 20 minutes
>>217870255who did you snapchat hyat pepe to?
>>217870254sorry who's roke? There's no roke here.
I can see a retarded kid having a fit
(you)s been low today. Sorry guys x
>>217870267what's the temperature situation like? You got your big jacket on?
>>217870289in front of a mirror are you
>>217870022Mad how we don't have TV like this anymoreBring back Shooting Stars I say
>>217870289the syndrome may be down but my money up nigga
might have loads of chocolate for teacheese for dessert
>>217870298Been a terrible day for me (You)-wise as well. I suspect a lot of my usual responders are cosied up around the fire with their families because there has been a noticeable drop.
>>217870302Nah I'm just wearing a hoodie and joggies la
got a £2000 bonus ladslushberg
>>217870347you deserve it x
off to church soon
>>217870342You not cold sat in the car?
lets be happy and cute and nice and positive to each other for ever :D
Tesco finest smokehouse streaky bacon (eaten)M&S pork crackling straws (eating)Port Salut cheese with sourdough crackers (eaten)Fentimans curiosity cola (drank)8x Guinness nitrosurge (1 drank)M&S turkey feast toastiesTesco finest pork & Calabrian hot pepper sausagesM&S brie and cranberry tartletsTesco finest Nduja bites with Parmigianino reggiano dipM&S handmade prawn roastsM&S Caledonian gold smoked salmon Tesco finest roasted Wiltshire cured ham joint (eaten)2x ready salted pringles (1 eaten)1x salt and vinegar pringles2x BBQ pringlesJelly tots squidgersGalaxy minstrelsSour patch kids strawberry3x strawberry laces3x fizzy cola lacesPercy pigs - reversy Percy Percy pigs - merry percymasSquashies sour shooting stars (eaten)Maltesers box (eating)4x Fritt chewy sticks (1 eaten)2x Tesco finest all butter cheese straws Currently roasting some potatoes. Might put the sausages on to go with them
>>217870372lets all get naked and start shagging
>>217870376fucking corrrrrr
>>217870387UM x
Got all the wrapping done, lads. Steamingtoil time
haven't really been here for ages yet on christmas i come back
>>217870376feast
bought christmas cheese then when i opened my fridge realised i'd actually bought cheese yesterday before i got steaming
uh...
>>217870418mongboy
>>217870401gonna leave mine til tomorrow morning cos i'm a slug
>>217870072The webm attached is from TV for kids.
>>217870419both those lads look like the cucks from your average cumeatingcuckold scene
>>217870443bruh
>>217870419armenians aren't white
>>217870448why you watching that then?
still can't believe argentina elected a nigga who looks like a 1970s doctor who incarnation as their president
>>217870448
>>217870448bizarre comment
sat with the family watching shite tv just suggested opening some wine and got very disapproving responses wish I were getting steamboats alone
if you can't recite the lord's prayer by memory you are going to hell
>>217870507what you watching lad?going to get the die hards on myself
THOSE WOMEN WERE IN THE NIP!
>>217870507just fucking open the wine yourself what are they gonna do
>>217870514going to hell either way, me
is Ana Foxx peng or butters ladsHad a VIBRANT discussion in the AFCON thread on /sp/I was on the peng side
the vapid whores doing spastic dances again is it
>>217870514more of a hail mary myself
in the gamer hole playing Vidyax
which harry potter to watch?
>>217870538pengalicious and absolutely built for white boys
Right so as none of you answered me, I've chosen The Holdovers
>>217870448Nah they look a bit different
>>217870538definitely peng, one of the hottest black pornstars ever and she loves white guys
>>217870538https://www.xvideos.com/video.ikoivhve388/black_teen_ana_foxxx_gets_a_creampie_from_her_bffs_white_husband
>>217870551'ber of 'crets
>>217870538Eyes are just a bit too wide but definitely on the attractive side overall
>>217870563>>217870571>gets paid thousands to suck white cocks>she's in love with white boys :D you bloody fools
Sex with women 2026
>>217870551Goblet of Fire
Just a reminder that if you’re struggling over the festive period, there are places you can contact:Samaritans: 116 123Campaign Against Living Miserably (CALM): 0800 58 58 58Shout (text): 85258 You’re not on your own
>>217870595don't have to pay her as much to shag white fellas as they do black lads
family begging for me to get steaming but i cant stand for it around them
>>217870604>>Campaign Against Living Miserablysounds like something out of a harry enfield sketch
My Xmas bonus was only £700 but desu I wasn't expecting anything as the company laid off a bunch of people so it's a welcome little gift
>>217870598>Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, Or what's a heaven for?
>>217870499you can tell their heart isn't really in it
mental how im going to win 15 million quid tonight i can already see it I’ve visioned it
>>217870604Just called Samaritans and they said 'go for it mate'???
>>217870621On the contraryI'd be surprised if she wasn't paid more for interracial than she was for black-on-black scenesInterracial is very likely more commercially viable, hence why that's her speciality.
the black female pornstars pay to do scenes with white blokesmeanwhile they have to pay a small fortune for the white pornstars to shag a black blokeand that's WITH a condom
Going to contact the Canadian health service and see if they'll euthanise me despite not being a resident or citizen
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>>217870565mmm that is a good christmas movie and one that I have actually seen yet it didn't come to mind when you asked for recsso you've done well there
What happened to the Craigslist lad from this morning
Still waiting outside the shop
There's a new Knives Out out watch that
>>217870657Maybe the first timeAfter that they’re hooked
i'm right where u left me...in the tower of memories....
Proper sales are on now Mam was right not to fall for the black friday bollocks there's stock that needs desperate clearing to make way for the Spring stuff
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
saw this and it reminded me of you
>>217870702too big
bloody mental
rorke wont like this
>>217870735lmao
had my allotted 2 beers
anything decent to pick up in the steam sale?
It's over 20 minutes Called it Mumberg is only in there for 3 items
>>217870805probably yeah
So this is it then. The final brort
>>217870805Buy Stellar Blade™
Escortlad signing off for the year lads. No more sex this year unless I can see an escort next week (might try for the 2nd Jan if one I like is available). It's been a crazy few months. Went from a complete virgin to having kissed, received/given oral, and ejaculated during penetration.1st was the Russian back in October. A complete disaster and I got way too attached to her and she never responded to me after despite saying she'd see me again. All we did was kiss and I tried giving her oral.2nd was a lovely blonde British woman only a year younger than me. Got a nice massage, gave her oral, she gave me oral, and I came in the condom while she rode me in cowgirl.3rd was another British woman, a few years younger than me with gorgeous olive skin, absolute demon with lovely pierced nipples, she swallowed my cum (first ever) and I made her orgasm twice.4th was a young MILF a few years older than me, extremely intimate session. She basically shoved my face into her clit when I gave her oral. She genuinely seemed into me and was basically asking if I wanted to be a regular of hers lol.
been invited to boxing day with gfberg's familyprobably won't do that.
Timmy owned
had a terrible poo earlier hopefully got it all out of my system and i'm good for the big day tomorrow
>>217870805Yesh lots
>>217870805armored core 50% off
>>217870861why not? bit late to back outt now isn't it?
>>217870756corrwould shag her arse
>>217870878i've said to her maybeproblem with those things is that you're basically forced to go or you're a social pariah
>>217870862phwoar would massacre her asshole like manzikert
anyone going to midnight mass?i was raised atheist and have never beenthink i am going to go tonight
>>217870898may want to consider how it'll make her feel when her parents ask her why you werent able to make it
any Code Geass man in
>>217870922i shall be yeah, went last year toofucking ram packed so mentally prepare for that
New thread.>>217863795>>217863795>>217863795
this nigga out here kissing prostitutes and licking their piss flaps
>>217870922whyits bullshitused to do that shiddhate smug christians now
>>217870947if you wouldn't eat out a prostitute then you're obviously not horny enough to be seeing a prostitute in the first placethere is no part of any women that i wouldn't tongue lash if i were sufficiently horny
>>217870926fair pointi've not even met her family yet though which is why i'm so apprehensive
>>217870985i can understand the apprehensionbut i guess that's life right sometimes you have to do hard things and good things come out of that
Rorke getting radicalised by Indian ai slop
>>217871015>>217871015>>217871015
>>217871022wtf does this even mean