milk and cookies edition
crikey that's a festive pair of tits
>>217871015britânica dos peitões
You deserve it all.
first
Shooting down Santa with targets SAMs and AA turrets
>>217871090wont work cos father christmas is magic
>>217871033Most of the ai right wing propaganda and fake videos used to radicalise Rorke on Facebook is made by Indians. So Rorke is being convinced to bite for Reform by the very people he hates. It's quite funny when you think about it
Plain cottage cheese for dinner.
>>217870939oh dear... I am planning to go to major city cathedral (mostly brown city)...maybe I will go a little early>>217870948well yeah, so do I--and I always havebut isn't the point of attending a place of worship on the anniversary of you saviour's birth meant to be inwardly spiritual, as opposed to an opportunity to have a melty over the way normies behave?
i am a terrorist
>>217871121My Indian side ting sent me a lewd video of her fingering herself a few years ago and her cum was like cottage cheese and she had a really hairy minge
>>217871047how do I move to the UK
>>217871103Don't care don't wants forrens in our airspace
>>217871151
>>217871047I hope that isn't a trans because I find her very attractive
>>217871138just go lad, there'll probably be a lot of brown people but that's sort of what you expect these daysit was extremely full in my village which is mental cause there's probably only 50 people who go every week (no browns though)
just been round australia, wouldn't recommend it
>>217871151Things I could have lived without.
don't think we've had a single cold day yet, utterly dire.
>>217871151disgusting kys
>>217871167would love to lick cum from her thighs after a couple of bbcs spunked over her tights
>>217871152Dunno but there's a restaurant in my town called Casa Brasil that is Brazilian BBQ and it's staffed by a load of Brazilians so maybe you could ask them
>>217871185it was chilly as fuck in the office today
>>217871195bizarre comment
reminder the corpse of the jew destroyed the 'ever living gods'
>>217871222this goes hard
Umbunny has been found face down in the Thames x
Mumberg trying to trying me..go away you old bag!
do they know it's christmas?
things i need to do tomorrow morning>shower and shave>iron my shirt>pack my bag>make some white sauce>wrap some presents>take the bins out
>>217871222
>>217871241face down arse up no doubt x
>>217871222more like took its place after they destroyed themselves
>>217871260shirt? are you working?
>>217871260Open presents?
>>217871179yeh I will. at least they will be Christian browns instead of muzziesalso if I do, I'll be able to ravage my gf in picrel will God's blessing
>>217871268UM
Yes mate just let your dog play fight and talk over the film we're trying to watch No yeah you're a cunt but I can't tell you to your face
>>217871280my christmas shirt
>>217871267>left benifits the tiny ruling elite>right benifits to the common personreally shocking that christian has such mass appeal innit
>>217871315bizarre post
>>217871267Funny how right completely and utterly defeated left lmaoReminds me of how the Nazis were all about war and thought war was a way for a nation to find purpose... and then they got fucking destroyed in war loooool
>>217871315Albert Einstein.
bought some new jeans over the weekend, just checked the tag and it says 67made me laugh
>>217871241
dont really like christfreaks
>>217871260got loads of white sauce if you want me to pop round
It’s a home alone + Elf type evening tonight x
>>217871355UM
>>217871366*pinches her cute cheeks*
>>217871369ok
Would knock Ed Sheeran out if he tried it fucking dickhead
>>217871374going to be wanking to home alone?
>>217871400been told many times i look like ed sheeran
>>217871393*sparks you clean the fuck out*
merry crispmas
>>217871416are you irish diaspora?
>>217871444*gets back up*
always wondered what happened to ginger men because ginger women it’s alright because they can be fit but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a ginger bloke who can pull it off
>>217871407spherical bih
>>217871477i suppose my grandad on my mums side is irish
>>217871369Do you like anyone?
>>217871495oddly they become muslim
I'm Christian and Roman
curry or chinese tonight? (delivered by a brown on a bike who i will not tip)
>>217871495there was a very neeky ginger lad in our year and he ended up knocking someone up at 17think they're on their third now
>>217871513i like you
>>217871502Grim
>>217871532Thought you were Brazilian
>>217871538good lad get the migration supported
Brazy
>>217871538obviously a curry cos chinese is fucking rank
>>217871538Curry
>>217871556sceam paulie looks like that edited image of bradley with the big forehead
>13 year old British boy stabbed to death in Portugal
>>217871563Chinese is peng actually
emma raducanu's caramel thighs
>>217871626wonder if she's ever done a girl wank with a tennis bat
>>217871660oh she has
>>217871613yeah if you like dire food
>>217871330Taken to its logical extreme, Christianity would mean the systematic cultivation of human failure.
mumberg has a group chat with her mates and I've never had one
>>217871586noses looks fucked
>>217871685how so
>>217871685yet it produced the most successful civilisation of all human history
used to wank in the library at uni to break up essay writing
Hello my lovely /brit/ lads I miss you merry Christmas Eve to you
>>217871695>fookin gud lad, ge' i' down ya!
gonna have to the cat outside tomorrow for the first time in eons
>>217871690Ask to be invited
>>217871729his cope for this is that europeans had 'aryan spirit'but he claims at the same time that chrisianity saps this spiritits commiemong so dont expect any coherency
>>217871550Brazil's basically the third Rome, chud>>217871586ciganos ou angolanos
the laugh that ended leftypol's entire career
>>217871626she's only 23 years old you sick fuck!
>>217871778tarq twat
What's a good Vanguard portfolio lads?I currently have everything in VWRL, should I have another fund or two, or keep everything in VWRL for now while I'm young?
>>217871786ummy
>>217871685>taken to its logical extreme, [something extreme]fascinating
>>217871786would love to stick my tongue up her arse
>>217871538I just got shwarmashoulda got chinese tho, what do you get?>>217871563try beef/bean curd in black bean sauce m8 its yummy. Chicken balls can be good too but only if the place change their oil
>his cope for this is that europeans had 'aryan spirit'the mask slips
mumberg has started calling me unc
>>217871791capitalism is on the brink of collapseinvest in yourself and your loved ones
>>217871837?
I'm 29 years old posting on 4chan. On Christmas Eve. I should be going on a pub crawl with my mates followed by Midnight Mass with the Mrs. I'm so far behind I'm not sure I can be considered a person. I'm nothing.
>>217871865Yet you're still alive.Never stop fighting.
>>2178718442 more weeks
>>217871865i'm 39 and posting here in my boxers in my dark incel flat with a box of wine from tesco opened
>capitalism is on the brink of collapse>invest in yourself and your loved ones
Anyone got any tips for wrapping presents?
>>217871738Merry Christmas anon :)
>>217871888Much love pal x
I am sitting in the car overlooking LAX it is raining very hard here I am watching the planes doing go arounds on flightradar24
>>217871267>Virtues>MartyrMartyrdom*This was obviously made by a seething shitskinEnough said
>>217871908ok
>>217871896yeah
I'm about to have a melty again
>>217871896don't use too much paper
>>217871931why
fucking hate this ai shit ruining the price for everything, i just want to get a new gaming pc and not over pay by 60% because replacing google seatch with chatgpt takes all the pc components in the world to be hoarded
Shall be going to midnight communion this evening, hopefully they have a mincepie and mayhaps a pot of mulled wine
>>217871791VWRL has about 3600 stocks in kg so no need to diversify more
Ed Matthews met ringo
>>217871940do it now before all pcs are designed for cloud gaming only
>>217871865ktim!
>>217871947yeah god isn't real mate
going to get up early and do my autistic little exercise routine tomorrow before I make familystein later in the afternoon
>>217871955don't know who that is
>>217871971well thats a webm of faith ordway's bum isnt it
Carols from Kings soon lads. For me it's the start of Christmas Eve proper.
>>217871940just go to costco
>>217871955is this the super deano?
just been in 'spoons with familyberg
>>217871948what does 'kg' mean here?
>>217871959geforce now is now living their paid subscribers to only 100 hours of gaming because the rest of their resources need to be focused on ai.
>>217871981so it would appear
>>217871896Use cute coordinating bows and tags and ribbons and attach a candy cane sometimes with tape... Also rip pieces of tape in advance and stick them to your hand or the edge of the table so they're ready to use
>>217871955mad how good he looks for 85
>>217871971she is pretty
>>217871996well i liked it didnt i
I'm warning you with peace and love
>>217871970You are in urgent need of mirth
>>217871994It means I meant to type 'it' but fatfingered and it autocorrected
Total AI Death and Total Cloud Computing Death is non-negotiable
>>217871974Omds unc
>>217872032nothing fucking mirthsome about communion is there
>>217871791>while I'm youngSafe funds like (VWRL) are for oldies. Now is the time--if ever )this is not a recommendation)--to take risks. Because you have time for the fund to recover without selling at a loss (unless it's nvidia).
>>217872069VWRL is medium-high risk (6 out of 7)But if you have suggestions I'm open
>>217871940I haven't had a PC since 2017 and was planning to build an AM4 system by 2026 now that I've a job, but prices are insane in my country. I think I'll just go for a 26xx xeon with some cheap GPU instead. if you think it's bad in the UK, it's literally 10 x worse in Brazil
(6 out of 7)
>>217871888Look after yourself this Christmas, anon.
Funny how when the first "schoolgirl legs" gimmick was popping up I said some vile cunt would take it too far and you retards said I was being dramatic and that you were all just having a laughJannies should have had a zero tolerance of that shit from day one
>>217872109put it all on block
>>217872054You wouldn't know
>>217872150see>>217871502
Hope you're all going to church tonight lads and tomorrow too.
>>217872054Ah yes everyone coming together to sing and usher in the holiday, yes a very sombre event
how grim is it going to tesco at this time on christmas eve to get crisps and booze in?
>Piranhas kill girl, two, after she falls into river near her home in Brazil
thinking of those less fortunate than i
any vape nation man in?
>>217872183I don't worship the christgod
>>217872191why would that be grimare you new to this country? do you not understand how anything works?
Lox spread
>>217872186what sort of cunt sings during communionthe congregation signing in church is anglican nonsense
>>217872204It was the Jews
>>217872183going to the midnight service in a bit with mumberg and dadstein :)
>>217872191Nobody's going to be arsed mate. Get down there and stock up, don't go dry.
>>217871791>>217871948Why do you guys buy an ETF in british pound that is actually holding 65% US equity and lose it all to the FX fluctuation?
>>217872204
>>217872204but leftypol told me they don't actually eat people
imagine not celebrating christmas, oh my days
>>217872234>what sort of cunt sings during communionLiterally every Christmas midnight service has carols >the congregation signing in church is anglican nonsenseAgain, you require mirth
>>217872271family is still strictly muslim but i still follow christmas in secret
Mum never had me baptised and I'm too much of a shut in freak to go and ask to be baptised myself.
Them white boys have got me hooked on crystal meth
christmas cake
>>217872338kek the wokes will FREAK
dinner with senpai done, time to stuff myself with cake
>>217872338sc uncle rorke go to bed
>>217872234so all those medieval carols that people sang before the reformation then what about those
>>217872308All fake anyway
>>217872307muslims are devil worshippers
upstairs neighboursteins having a big christmas argument
>>217872338least psychopatic rorke
>>217872224yes can I get a roll and elton john please
*sends rorke into a virgin rage*
>>217872428great british pastime thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIiqfhCLfVM
Watching the Snowman and crying at the Walking In The Air part
>>217872482bitch is wearing safety tights, what a fucking cowardjust be the whore everyone knows you are
>>217872482disgusting tramp
>>217872496It’s ok umpetal x
Watching the Snowman and crying at the Wanking In The Air part
>>217872496ktwmln
>>217872482can see the outline of her vulva
>>217872525I'm an umchicken actually
>>217872482mad how parents happily let their preteen daughters emulate this woman
>>217872546ok am umbunny
>>217872494PFP IS ERROL FLYNN !!!!!!!!I AM READY
might watch random foreign tv stations to see if they have any zany or whacky stuff on for christmas
>>217872525>>217872546>>217872558these posters are both grown men in their 40s btw
>>217872554same when they were all fine with them singing along to that ariana grande song about her getting fucked so hard by bbcs she couldn't walk straight
I suspect the lad who used to post this has passed away so here's to you big man xhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1766526837869758.webm
>>217872599Might have a festive wank over that
>>217872610
i don't feel very christmassy
>>217872610Might have a festive wank over that
mad how we're all monkeys made of stardust crawling around on a big rock flying through space drinking beer and eating bacon
>>217872637have a cranberry sauce wank
need a socially inept quirk chungus gf
>>217872647and no phony god's blessing
>>217871366lovely 'tex
>>217872525>>217872546>>217872558umscreaming
>>217872655might ejaculate to this picture on account of it being christmas
>>217872673why isn't latex made MANDATORY?
>>217871580
>>217872253I buy an ETF that is 100% US because I trust in it more than anything financial in the UK
>>217872610what makes you suspect that?
>>217872482she's a 10, I love her so much
>>217872718he used to post it A LOT but hasn't in years thus we can infer he has died
merry christmas all
>>217872684bizarre post
>>217872748
>>217872755well thats lauren alexis' bum
>>217872755some guy gets to plough that and it's not me
mental how when Russia invaded Ukraine I went to the ukranian embassy and said I wanted to fight for themActual fucking cattle
>>217872755quite the toilet on her
heartbeats, drifting together,hot pizzaaaaaa
>>217872753i dont know if thats a reasonable inference
Going to nap here in the rain next to the airport
this film is 127 years old
*finishes toil and logs on to /brit/*https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1765052132671609.webm
>>217872772not as bad as me in 2020 i went to black lives matter protests with my gf with cardboard signs and everything haha
Had a good day with all of my family. Everyone's spending Christmas at their own houses so we all got together today for a bit of food and early gift exchanging.Been a long time since the whole family got together for Christmas, reminded me a lot of when I was a child and we all still lived at home.
set the mead on fire by accident because i left it on the stove too longi didn't know it did that
>>217872819So what you just gonna sit in your gaff alone on Christmas Day then?
>>217872772why did you do that?
>>217872806mad to think about how different their lives were to ours, they never even spoke anonymously to strangers on the internet about doing a poo
here she is
>>217872842Had been a neet for 3 years and was depressed and had consumed a lot of Ukraine propaganda
>>217872811don't think holding up some signs is as bad as volunteering to get turned into paste by a half-sentient slav
>>217872831>meadalri 14th century tavernsman
>>217872857can see your little willard in the reflection
>>217872835No, I still live with mummy because I don't have my own family
>>217872857why is it in tea
>>217872806mad how they had gas lamps right next to open fireplaces surprised they didn't blow their houses up more often
>>217872857
>>217872870What did they say at the embassy when you asked
>>217872857so this is rorke
>>217872857mate that goldfish is way too big for that tank
>wait, so you spend your free time posting on an anime website about how much you hate our tolerant and inclusive society?
I don't recall having made any such posts actually.
>>217872901They gave me a card with a email on to contact
>>217872873a hot cup of mead is far nicer than mulled wine
>>217872953leftpol running downstairs to open his presents wearing this
Merry Christmas lads, love from the colonies
One ticket to Ukraine please, I'd like to fight for ZOG
>>217872772Goycattle
>>217872857what have you done to the umchicken poster you sick fuck!!!
>>217872755>>217872953Don't think our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ would approve of this.
The Christmas Eve chilli with potatoes and cranberry sauce
>>217873014he'd be loving it
post insane cope
>>217873019diabolical
>>217873011she’s feasting on that twat
Might have to fuck my cousin this year
>>217873019portion for a childthere WILL be seconds right?
>>217871764
>men badDon’t people get tired of this narrativeThey’re pushing all this gay stuff but you can tell women only like the image of itThey’re still after men
>>217873078oh shut up you bigknobbed cunt, mine is smaller than that BY FAR
>>217873011I think we all think this
u-um...!
>>217873082>amerindian
Can I post again now or what
>>217873019what on earth
>>217873102you got that one where it's a red squirrel and he's absolutely raging?
>>217873102keep animal safe
Mum asked if I’m going to get a gf soon
>>217871015light eyes + pale + freckles + braces = gushing gallons to her pretty pink holesqueue brown loving timmies below
>>217873118yeah right here matehttps://zoolust/horse.ru
>>217873140how did you respond?
would have liked to get a dog or cat as a christmas present for myself, but i can't subject another living creature to occupy the same space as me
>>217873144not a fan of brown eyes me, thet just look soulless
>>217873140Did you tell her the umbunny lore?
>>217872809good moves tbf
>>217871366>hair: $1000>makeup: $500>outfit: $1000>jewelery: $500>teeth: $0
>>217873154Yh same i don’t think im up to the responsibility
>>217873140my niece asked me if I've never had a gf because I'm gay
>>217873167her teeth are peng
>>217873140Well?
>>217872907>>217873004chuckled at both of these
>>217873161Yeah for a gay man
>>217873159I just like pink pussy and light eyes are an indicator of pink pussy, nothing more.Am a swarthoid me.
>>217873180>>217873180>>217873180
>>217873191>>217873191>>217873191
Business idea: Violent Actions
>>217873019Looks amazing, don’t listen to the others
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
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