christmas edish
here we are
CORR
we're here
are rubes
>>217873191best fuck in the uk
Firmly in bed.
r rubes
>>217874610Ripper Roo.
a very squirty rubes christmas
Watching Paddington in Peru with mumstein and sisterwitz tonight while catberg sits on my lap
rubes gf for xmas
reinstalled windows just so i could play some coom game that ran like shit in wine what am i like haha
forgot to buy bread for my fried eggs on toast tomorrow before i go to mumbergsmight have to have them on rice like some sort of chinkoid
Any Christmas telly going?
>>217875091watched whatever paddington was on tv earlier with mumstein it was SHITE
me belly is slim and tonedlittle bit of a six pack and a wankers tache
>>217875091watching thin red line on my lonesome ownsome
>During a visit to West Berlin in 1963 which world leader made a famous speech that included the words 'ich bin ein Berliner'?>Oh my gosh.... was it Hitler?
>>217875113yeah
>>217860397
Not even 6am on christmas morning and i can have a minority deliver me a sausage roll from a service stationUnreal, what a time to be alive
>>217875147do many abos deliver on the aps or are they a different category of minority?
>>217875139Get in
>>217873191sexo
>>217875147grim grim grim time
>>217875157right well that's a gorgeous woman with a peng cock
got the Neon Genesis Evangelion on
all I want for christmas is tranny spammer to die
>>217875170please stop this:(
right, so that's confirmation that tranny chasers are mentally ill sickos isn't it then
>>217875157why does this gross tranny have a spot on his dick and why is he wearing boots on the bed
>>217875043You said that as long as it's understood then it's correct >>217874742By your logic, "You is an idiot" would also be correct.
>>217875157Ugly bloke in a dress
>>217875192what's wrong with what I said?
>>217875159I would be surprised if a single aborginal had made an uber deliveryNo its 90% indians
>>217875184Not very Christmassy is it
>>217875184congratulations
>>217875177why's there a toilet there
>>217875205we don't sign our posts here mate
>>217875210loves her dog, her dog loves her
>>217875080how tall are you and are you anorexic?
>>217875147Chomping into a Four'N Twenty as we speak
Merry Christmas you sad bastards
hate phone cases
>>217875242may i enquire on the nut flavour? they look a bit peng
>>217875213what jobs do abos do?
>>217875242corr
>>217875253silly dances in parliament
cuddling my plushies under the blankie while i play my switch 2
Compliments I've had from escorts>that I have beautiful eyes (from the Russian)>that I have nice hair (from the three British ones I've seen)>that I'm handsome (from the three British ones I've seen)>that I dress nicely (from two of the British ones)>that I give good oral (from two of the British ones)>that I have nice lips (from one of the British ones)Feels good man
I'm not convinced>>217874570
I'm Jewish.No Christmas for me.
garyeats is getting steaming in his christmas videothe cameramans arse will have taken a good hiding after that video
>>217875213boomerangs don't work well for deliveries
zoey deschenel was 21 when she filmed elf
How Brits hold a pencil
>>217875275Mental that all you had to do to coerce these compliments out of women is hand over some money. Imagine how good your life would have been had you learnt this earlier?
>>217875275They're literally paid to tell you that mate
been informed that rorke is on the ropes
>>217875253
£40 apple voucher from fathersteinjust what I wanted, better than money really. Now I can buy £40 worth of Angry Birds birdbux to power up my angry birds to get past that pesky level or perhaps put it towards a new lightning-to-AUX adapter
east vs west yorkshire nude wrestling
>>217875303she was on Frasier in 2002
mommy coren mitchell up next
mad and mental that
>>217875340that won't happen and if it did i would win
>>217875318so why do they say different things thenclearly they pick up on different things
>>217875375they just take a general compliment and give itit's part of the experiencenot very well gonna call you an ugly cunt who's a shit shag or they're never seeing your money again
>>217875242Merry Christmas lad x
might watch the third man or dial m for murder or m, don't know which is which
>>217875394well the Russian cunt clearly didn't want my money again
first beer cracked>>217875340o.O x
>>217875339sell it on for £35
Love you all
>>217875424what's the beer?
got toil tomorrow
>>217875443staropramenno clue if it's shit or not I just liked the dark green box colour
>>217875442love you too mate x
>>217875451lie on
>>217875451sympathies lad. I've done toil on Christmas Day before, it's grim.
>>217875472ummy xx
>>217875467Staropramen is quite good but it's one of those ones that's far better on tapHope you enjoy it and merry christmas x
>>217875442:D
>>217875252Chilli nuts lad
>>217875474not lying though am I
ummypops
>>217875467it's giving deano
David Walliams is on the Christmas Would I Lie To You. Serves them right for pre-recording so early.
guys I’m drunk again I’m feeling gayyyyyyu
>>217875488shut it cunt
Try and stop me from baiting. You can't
>>217875538UM x
no toil until 6th January
Gravy's good tonight
>>217875535vocaroo pissing into the toilet xx
having a drink of rum + pepsi max myself
oh wellmay as well get drunk hadn't I? I've been convinced teehee x
>>217875303want to felch a bbc load from her arse and lick any other jungle juice from her porcelain skin so badly
>>217875530they'll splice in Rosie Jones to ensure no one watches it
>>217875497Local has Staropramen on tap, and a cockle man comes around sometimes like the old days. Up Norf ofc
>>217875568>>217875571kiss me
>>217875551same lad. well it's the 5th for me but that's wfh, so may as well be the 6th
gay "people" be like>haha record audio of you pissing bro jfl
big shout out to fenton
>>217875583Splice in Rosie Jones to drag the runtime to new year's
>>217875596same near me (also up norf)>>217875599:* Mwah
drank so much borscht for christmas eve i had pink poo
>>217875566Ok wait 5 mins
>>217875606foster brother dihhhhhhh
>>217875599where
>>217875627ummyberg
Does anyone have anything special on Christmas eve? We always have mariners pie for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI9tSvkuVQQ
UwUx
Fuck it! At exactly 20:15 let's all dance!
>>217875674having my arse rapedx
Christmas dinner is served!
>>217875535>>217875543>>217875566>>217875571>>217875599
>>217875715*Christmas eve
i'm playing juno overwatch 2
>>217875674christmas eve is the big dinner night here so we do boththe fridge and freezer are packed to the brim
gay niggas
the smell of fish pie genuinely makes me gagvile stuff
>>217875721if raheem sterling was a gay little monkey
the future of pc gaming is bleak
>>217875759runt
>>217875577
tonights kino
on the red wine
PRETTY GIRLMILKIN' A COWOH YEAHPRETTY GIRLMILKIN' A COWOH YEAHPRETTY GIRLMILKIN' A COWOH YEAHPRETTY GIRLMILKIN' A COWOH YEAH
>>217875790*the future of gaming
wasn't really worth it was it
>>217875674usually order chinaman food inmy ethnic is on his way to pick up the feast now
Did everyone do this? >>217875691
got a big poo lined up
>>217875832*32gb of ddr5 ram costs £549*nah, ai killed it
>>217875850yeah shook my little white booty
All you lot drinking this eve are going to feel like shite come tomorrow
how much deditated wam i need fur survr??
>>217875375exactly, if they were honest, wouldn't they pick up on the same thing?
could you not slip a muzzle on your woman, mark?
toil on the morrow
>>217875885i've drunk every day for the past week and i've felt fine for toil
>>217875790just learned yesterday about cloud gaming and pretty much renting a good pcsounds mad and is going to be the new future forced on us
>>217875916IT'S TRADITIONAL
>>217875790yeah you will not be able to afford gaming PC unless you take out a loan
any gay boy bum batties itt?
Wake Up Dead Man is the best Knives Out film but has the weakest ensemble cast (minus Glenn Close and Josh O'Connor)
>>217875942nvidia already has the streaming service, they will just make prices so insane you can't afford parts. 'pc gaming' will just be a choice before geforce now and xbox cloud gaming. HATE it
>>217875790sir gabe newell
>>217875972*raises wrist*
>>217875972not gay but sometimes yh
>>217875790just play old games me anyway
>>217875913well they doseveral of them have praised my looks, clothes and hair
well rorke?
don't understand why people think they need a £10,000 supercomputer to play a gameif it can't run on a thinkpad it doesn't deserve to be played, that's what i say
hate this ai shit, it's just a faster google and it has ruined gaming.
>>217876077her thong as black as the bbc that would give her what she needs
>>217876077arrest
sad innit
>>217875790oh no, we won't be able to afford our propaganda slop anymore
playing darts with my brother
>>217876115yookay aesthetics
>>217875790Looks very grimthe future of personal computing in general is not looking goodTotal AI Death
wanking my brother off while the cat watches
Ok Lewis I know you're here
just put blade runner on, Christmasy init
I did not get the vax.I did not get the pass.I will not provide the ID.I will not eat the bugs.I will not live in the pod.I will not support Israel or Ukraine.I will not use AI.
>>217873191Ruby Granger sex arse in 2026
I don't think a beautiful baby girl needs – that's 11 years old – needs 30 dolls. I think they can have three dolls or four dolls...They don't need to have 250 pencils. They can have five
>>217876182Idiots guide to living a boring life
>>217876115this is ai generated slopagandahow do i know this? well, because the juxtaposition of so many elements of modern society which by themselves are Good, Actuallyâ„¢ could lead a disinformation-vulnerable individual to be mindhacked by xenophobic russian ideology
yonatan on a bike with my gin and crisps
>>217876182CringeBasedBasedBasedBasedCringeBased
Corrrrrrrrr
>NOO I WONT BE ABLE TO BING BING WAHOO AND SPEND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON A GLORIFIED SHITPOSTING MACHINE
>>217876223Any plans tomorrow lad?
>>217876182basedbut I withold judgement on AI - if it can be open sourced and run on consumer grade hardware it could do for [insert idea here] what sodastream did for assault rifles
>>217876267The first Welsh settlers were black, Rorke
>>217876282Lush x
mumberg having her usual christmas meltdown
>>217876267loud, fat, black
>>217876282Spaino!
where is glasgow toby
>>21787632935 year old sister is throwing a wobler because they're an out of control infant
>>217876305you are on 4chan mate please stop with the performative 'nerd hobbies? not for me!' shit
https://youtu.be/xNY_ddMxhZE
>>217876374this is just sad
you reckon we'll get any good posts soon or nah?
>>217876365yes just like how i must like anime since it's an anime website and enjoy trannies because i post here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ZHlp6atUQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUedo9qHIHc
>>217876374Plans for tomorrow lad?
>>217875790Not after I'm done with my game I rekcn
>>217876329ktim
jfjfjfnot good is it?
where is bent tranny poster
British People be like>Let's eat Hakenberry Woolsworth Banbare with Boddington Hailsworth Crumple and a side of Plumridge Halberton Sconevaleand it's just some chicken with potato and veg
It's already Christmas morning in Australia
>>217876309Thing about AI though is that if it gets too good at something, then what can humans do to earn money from that thing? AI companies are aiming for amazing magical levels of autonomous AI who can do regular work much faster than humans can...so then what happens to the human workers?
>>217876438
>>217876456hopefully dead
>>217876462Love meat and 2 vegAte foren muck
Any lads here plotting escort shags this week?
>>217876456my thoughts too but we're not on speaking terms so couldnt say ↄ:
getting the Harry potter 1 on and drinking my whiskey (alone)
>>217876466it not right
going to that great big beddingtons in the sky with the angels xhaha not really but I am going to bed though night night x
eating my cornish blue a teaspoon at a time
>>217876466Can't be right that
rorke securing his gigapc for his half thai children since the globhomo elite will make sure buying a new one will be impossible in the future
For me it's Zwarte Piet
>>217876501did you upset they/them again
me and mumberg on the wine again x
hey the milk out for santa
>>217876607Umbunny getting exterminated by a Dalelk circa 1963
>>217876448>MOMMMY THE JFS ARE INVADING MY SAFE SPACE AGAIN
>>217876622haven't spoken since I said we'd smash their windows and kill their catsigh... :s
just realisedbells end sounds like bellendhow did they get away with that
Wish I had a gf who would basically be my maid but wouldn't expect me to take her anywhere or even to go outside
>>217876635speaking ofwhy has coomer been fucked for like 2 monthswhy is shit not being updated
merry christmas gorpheus
>>217876374sup crodie how snappy was di katy band?
>>217876672pscr
>>217876677another dogshit zingerthanks for contributing. be sure to file any complaints you may have with thread quality at the head office
>>217876635Moderation and janitorial staff will not like the presence of this female's nipple in this image in the slightest
>>217876634Cor, get her shagged
>>217876680women refer to this as men's mommy bangmaid fantasyI'm aware mommy is a FOYism I'm merely saying what they say feel free to FOY me
>>217876757Don't care plus all of that sounds gay
>>217876757FOY
timmy's half thai children
>>217873191fucking fitlooking a litter thicker there if im not wrong
Pang Pang's Gangbang in NaDang
Happy Kwanzaa to everyone in /brit/
rapidcity. pon gully
lads. hull got demolished on celebrity uc
>>217876747This before or after you have Christmas dinner with your family?
>>217876800Christmas day plans tomorrow lad?
oh my days this captcha
>>217876800dats gud crodiecvp flow rate peakin dats a lot cuz x
>>217876835what
a situation where
it will be a ramadan again for the 20th time in the last year in just over a month
>>217876876the proverbial ummmusk
>>217876861yes mate. it was on bbc2. they had endoscopes up the arses of celebrities who went to hull university and keble college, oxford. the guys from keble had the healthiest colons
Right. That's me shaved and showered. Nice shirt. Christmas tie. Wool trousers. Cashmere and silk herringbone coat. Garn for a swift one followed by Midnight Mass.See you in the morning VFs x
>>217876884ever been curious about getting blacked yourself?
>>217876876even the richest man in the world is an umbunny
>>217876901sorry, but ramadan in the middle of winter is cheating. think they need to keep quiet about this one
so utterly fucked off and fed up with christmasnot in the mood for this shitehave to do it all again a week from now anywaywant to fucking die chaps, need to die even
>>217876917they'll show anything on telly these daysno shame
Having xmas skype with the American gf soon got any good memes to share or Christmas messages?
rorke and leftypol playing a friendly football match tomorrow and then resuming their eternal struggle on boxing day
>>217876917loool
i didnt understand why people complained about the captcha until i started posting on a fresh device, every single fucking one is empty boxes or 5 shapes
>>217876944that being said you having a nice family dinner tomorrow?
em two katy stretched but first we yam
>>217876176hi this is actually my dads post he didn't think it would be public can you please take this image down thanks
>>217876944>have to do it all again a week from now anywayyou some kind of orthodox forener?
Leftypol staging a sit in protest for Mandatory Palestine during the Christmas truce footie match
jf = jirlfriend
Have to be up and away early so I've pre-selected my Christmas morning wank material to make things go more smoothly
corrr
>>217876997remember when leftypol used to spam her trying to make us all think she was fuckable
>>217876994christmas truce football match never happened
>>217876997She looks like an abo
>>217876997omg she's so unbelievably peng!!!
>>217877015give him some
rorke shagging leftypol up the arse
>>217877015tarq cunt
>>217877015Tarquin my son!
Watching Scrooged even though Bill Murray is an annoying prick and I don't like him
>>217877027My great-granddad scored the winner m8
>>217877038this post was funny ngl
definitely feel more bisexual than i did an hour ago
>>217875275>eating hooker boxabsolutely disgusting
>>217877015stupid mutt
>>217876559me too (but beer)very cosytop g Xmas film that btw
>>217877111God Bless This Mess
>>217877096your life is sad
there's a catholic church about 100 yards up the road doing mass from 10pm. should i head up there? never been to a catholic service in my life
>>217876672kek made me laugh when they were on their phone and knew it was me who said i'd rape them
>>217877015cute berg
>>217877146Do it x
>>217877096nigga turned chinese for the last sentence
might sexually cum
who knewwho knewthe hard timeswere the good ol days
>>217877180will you be doing this tomorrow
>>217877111Merry Christmas to catberg
>>217877146yesneither have Ithe one I am going to isn't till 11:30 but I still mean to go
of course the belgian paedo is here on christmas eve
>>217877186heatherpaedo about to samefag with the same shit joke
>>217877146I should really start going to church, I was baptised a protestant but the Catholic Church seems more about it
>>217877180oh zamn!!!
>>217877111lovely berg
>>217877180What did your dad buy you for Christmas?
>>217877015bros dog has a norwood 5
>>217877147you're fine though I'm the one in the dog househttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5con-FPW3g
>>217877111
>>217877233oh my days
>>217877247well it doesn't help that you don't engage with them
might move to China
brit niggas be like:>a situation where
>>217877295Wonder what Christmas is like in ChinaProbably fucking brilliant
Jewish radio station LBC has Jewish Simon Marks presenting on Christmas Eve
sex with Sean young
>>217877305you be like>autistic
>>217877305Will you be posting about this tomorrow too?
sex with Sean, young
>>217877146Get stuck in me old mucker
>>217876983new yearso grumpy about it i might shit my pants
>>217877309>
find the moment when he turns chinese https://vocaroo.com/18s457Pye4nS
>>217877376she's so cute >.<
alri
>>217877396a) makes me seem more human and b) spreads the grammar meme
>>217877215>>217877229^^
>>217877386kys heatherpaedo
>>217877111imagine letting a smelly animal on your tables ewwwww
>>217877376>>217877414would punch
>>217877403despite not knowing a single thing about ow I'm surprised she's a new characterthe devs must care about the game if they're making junos(?)
>>21787738614.5 seconds
>>217877418yeah mate you're not kidding anyone
have to consciously remind myself every now and then that religion is something which many people participate in, even todayno matter how silly it may seem to anyone of even middling intelligence, it is indeed alive and wella shame, isn't it
hairy belly is big fat and round feels like like all that chinese is going to explode out
Why did crodie turn Chinese? What's he up to?
Got a res at Dorsia for 9:30
>>217877477
New>>217877488>>217877488
>>217877456Lol that's correct. Well done
