The grinch edition
you'd think they care about the game but no they actually don't and it gets worse every season
buying christmas presents for grown adults is mega cringe
Genuinely really enjoy carols from kings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SldDENZ_jUdo do do do do
DEH
Things I’ve been told off by my parents for since coming home for Christmas (so far):- Turning the taps off too quickly- Flushing the toilet too hard- Asking if the heating can be turned up- Encouraging the cat- Eating the “Christmas day cheese”
get the gfs mum fb profile christmas eve wanked to
>>217877522but that's every gameleague just releases slop with overloaded kits idk about overwatch balancing but juno is a cute!!
>>217877386>>217877456>>217877508>>217877540>bot interacts with itself
>>217877565ktim ate half the christmas day brie and mumberg is fuming
doing some betting
>>217877472how'd you manage to swing that?
atheistpops waiting for the presents to evolve down the chimney for no reason at all
twas the night before christmasbergand all through the gherkinnot a cronem was stirringnot even a mouse
>>217877540thank you x
>>217877578juno is cute i bought her mythic skin because she changed her style in a way that was lovely
>>217877544always wrap presents with carols from kings in the background. christmas eve is my favourite part of christmas
christmas is for NPC slaves
>>217877614that just makes me think of a normal sized mouse with a human sized BBC
>>217877645grow up
Fucks sake. Agreed to host christmas dinner because me mum died. Spent the entire fucking day prepping food and I've still got to get up early tomorrow to actually cook the fucking meat.
>>217877565Why are you like this? Could hear you next door turning the taps off too quick
>>217877653ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUAgawZAi5g
>>217877659i have mate i grew out of christmas
>>217877653screeamin
>>217877645right.
driving home for chri...ACK
>>217877680reality surf ~
Mumberg has been saying "I think I'll go to bed" for, I kid you not, about 2 hoursShe is about to stand up from the sofa but then gets captivated by the TV and sits back down and it repeats every 10 minutes
>>217877641Based and comfy tradition
>>217877667Your own fault really
>>217877682ah right then so you're just a fucking cunt then. i see
>>217877645Trvke
driving home for chris rea's funeral!!
>>217877690>>217877690pondering if this is a sign of senilityForgetting she's saying it and all that
Asking for goyfeed at the McDonalds drive thru
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 >>217877689 <3<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
>>217877725xx
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2ep0pz8emjoWhy is she touching her kid's arse in the video? Can the royals just not help themselves but to nonce kids?
>>217877603if you clean your chimney, eventually the coal residue will evolve into presents, because only the least offensive coal will survive, and over the generations, the coal will become less offensive to the chimney sweeps, eventually reaching a point where it becomes a welcome surprise
going for a run in the morning
>>217877720just classic boomer tv hypnosis
>>217877696I know, and now because I've done it once it'll be the fucking tradition that people come round every year. So I'm stuck doing it forever
>>217877740good lad, will be a nice morning for it. cold and crisp
love their telly don't they
>>217877690What a stupid fucking bitch
what a loserhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF5rj9odjUU
>>217877740bizarre
>>217877690Sounds like my dad desu
>>217877728are you the romanian x
>>217877723kek
>>217877690ever shag 'er up the arse?
>>217877771no but he is cute af i remember his pic x
>>217877740Why would you do thatYou some sort of orphan with no friends?
>>217877755Gone fishing Christmas special
>>217877690be a good lad and give her a good shagging up the arse for me, would ya?
Christmas in my house is comfy as fuck, it's just me, my parents, my childless sisters and my divorced uncle.
That's another Christmas Eve down the drain. Another Christmas down the drain. Another NYE down the drain. Another year down the drain. I wonder what I'll get up to next year?
Dick's hard for Christmas
>>217877807raped
>>217877792it's just another day
>>217877799bob, paul and ted is peak christmas eve comfy
>>217877789um X
>>217877826No it isn't, it's Christmas
>>217877837ummybuns xx
would love to be wanking right now but I'm just not in the mood
already done with christmas and it's only christmas eve
got a sneaking suspicion that the other bladee poster also posts the ponies
>>217877464how so?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbM-_FKITDc
>>217877826paki
any apparently turned invisible at the age of 12 and has been a complete non-entity in the eyes of others ever since lad in
>>217877851Would showing you my plump fuckable arse help?
>>217877850speaking!um x
>>217877892UM UM UM X
sucking an umnigger poochicken
>>217877885Maybe if you stopped being a miserable CUNT people might be tempted to acknowledge you
>>217877885I'm here
>>217877888no ;_;
>>217877906kys
Wish Channel 4 didn't have to be so fucking gay
>>217877937whyyyy
trannycord going wild
>>217877945least gay terrestrial channel though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yARZEg3PUc8..How?
>>217877945new episode of big poz load at 10
>>217877921but people not acknowledging me for years was what turned me into a miserable CUNT
Step dad being racist
>>217877876NPC
>>217878011based
>>217878009viscous circle isn't it
>>217877995"first time everrr >.<"
>>217878040love this
>>217878040you aint there x
>>217878043imagine us seeing deletee... on mdma!!!!
>>217878085xxxx
umhi
need a pokemon gf
>>217878103ummonkey
i don't like bladeei'm not part of the "club"
so here we are thenthe lads
need time soon I reckon;_;
>>217878129you haven't found the right song yetwhen it "clicks" you'll become obsessed with him
>>217878085love a little bit of mdma mei need to see bladee BAD but u don't leave the house
>>217878103youre not cute or funny>>217878129has a few good songs the rest of his work is garbage imo
/brit/ send its regards to Romy Reiner in these difficult times
>>217878107not really a pokemon gf is it though? just some tart who's been paid to stand next to a stack of card packets with her (covered) tits prominent and pulling a stupid face. daft tart probably doesn't even know what pokemon is
>>217878176stfu gingerpaedo
>>217878187yh but tits mate
>>217877995He performed Deletee during Unknown Memory tour in 2015. This is a gimmick for Zoomer bandwagoners. The man shouting the lyrics is annoying too.
>>217878107is that beth mcgill
>>217878175I would to see himI just hate other people (unless I'm on drugs and I'll hug everyone)
i'll be wanking tomorrow
merry christmas everyonesee you on the 26th
>>217878238kys heatherloser
>>217878207did you see that in person?
>>217877477mad how poo leaves my arsehole violently sometimes
>>217878176Your family hates you
>>217878237every drop you squeeze out on christmas day is a tear of the baby jesus.
>>217878249Yes, I've seen Bladee live many times. Last time was in 2018. Unfortunately he fell off completely in 2020, although I still have a soft spot for his old songs.
Neil DeGrasse Tyson is a racist, he think black people are primates. I can’t abide such ignorance.
>>217878334me own fooken wife's son
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jovKG_YNlVs
>>217878311>Last time was in 2018.redlight tour?I sort of agree, I think exeter is brilliant but after that is a bit wishy washy even the foolhis crowds look shit now, everyone, *everyone* recording it on their phone
christmas eve btw
Emma Watson has three beautiful brown eyes, only two of which are on her face.
>>217878401just made up relgiious rubbish isn't it
>deletedbye byesee you in 5 minutes where you will do it all over again
buy me bonestorm or go to hell
merry pissandshitmas!
hi
might watch a christmas carol
1995 is far back as 1965 was then
>>217878502yeah fucking mental innit
outside the adelphi in the early 1900s
>>217878487pipe down slut
>>217878186She’s got a fat ass
Brit’s be like>eggnog? wot’s tha guv?
bed time, prayers said, asmr on, just gotta kiss my friends goodnightx
>>217878584jesus christ be with you lil nigga xx
>>217878539fuck yeah dude
>>217878186genuinely grim, sad situation
i hope my friends have a lovely christmas and maybe that their mum stays well away from the vino
>>217878569eegnog is yank shitehope this helps
What's that film with the CGI shite where a big green creature is being chased by the US military as the William Tell Overture plays
do kids even get excited to open presents anymore
>>217878636i hope not cos i bought my nieces utter shite
>>217878630shrek
Bored. Might just go to bed
>>217878643Not the same without Sean Lock
Shall abstain from wanking today and tomorrow and I hope you all do the same. Wanking on Christmas is not on.
>>217878694can i get shagged up the arse?
>>217878636don't even know what presents you would get them nowadays
https://youtu.be/Irc5j1gkihY
>>217878619is your mum okay with you being the way you are? I think she's a lot younger than mine so she might get it more (mine's 63)
>>217878689puck in home
>>217878730What do you mean "the way that you are"? don't think you're being rude but I need more specifics
>>217878753asocial neet basically
They had to make this to prevent The Troubles 2.0
what if we could all be nice to each other?
>>217878789More birds and circuses for the unwatched masses
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somerton_Man
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn40ekgw9z4o>"Lonely this Christmas? Here's how I made 926 friends">be a woman and simply ask for attentionThey'll even put you in the news for it!
the lads
gf is sad because her dog died just before christmas i feel awful for heri hope she will feel better tomorrow when i give her her presents
>>217878643susie's guest was shite
>>217878808alri john lennon
any built-like-the-grinch man in?
>>217878813Yeah whatever that means
Need Emma Watson to squeeze out a hot shit into my mouth.
>>217878848ktimtomorrows yule log will be immense
Drank too much on christmas eve again award
grinch in the live action movie has a nice fat arse
>>217878848Rorke unironically
>>217878785i don't particularly think I'm asocial tbfi just take my life easybut she doesn't really care that much, my dad's like that too if I'm honest, always been a bit of a freak himselfi have had jobs before tho
£215 on gas and electric this month fucking great
>>217878905The electrolytes. Get them sucked.
>>217878926mine's nicer and fatter
>>217878905We warned ya. Saving mine for tomorrow
two burglars who used the dating app Grindr to deceive victims into letting them into their homes were arrested.Rahmat Khan Mohammadi, 23, and Mohammed Bilal Hotak, 21, stole phones, passports and wallets totalling £68,000 over a six-month crime spree, the Metropolitan Police said.
>>217878862can you at LEAST make it festive? instead of shit, try "yule log"
Rorke making his nieces and nephews laugh by acting like The Grinch from the Jim Carrey film that was just on TVLeftypol spending Christmas alone in his flat because he's separated from his family
>>217878261
>>217878967the raped
How the Grinch got bummed by a wrongun on Christmas
>>217878905not drinking tonight so i can be fresher for the morning run
>>217878977
So that Roman era African woman’s remains in Britain that leftypol made a big deal about?Wasn’t African Won’t hear him admit he was wrong though
an immigrant could harpoon a whale at seaworld and leftypol would be like "oh so fishing is only okay when white people do it?"
>>217878934hmm fair enoughgonna try and actually get a job in the new yearmight help with whatever makes me post here all day
>>217878951Unc can’t handle 2 nights of drinking oh my days xD
Love a bit of Christmas music https://youtu.be/FTI8CWSiZ40
>>217879015yeah i think I might do the same tooseems a bit weird to have a girlfriend and just play overwatch, post on 4chan and listen to bladee all day
>>217879021drank yesterday actually so it'd be 3 nights and will likely be drinking during the daytime tomorrow
watching 'graphy
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8KoCb_K4v0
'ove 'postrophes
>>217878689excellent panasonic tvexcellent denon turntableexcellent glassesexcellent nike bagexcellent halloween decorationsexcellent 1930s sideboardexcellent glassesexcellent primark white t-shirt
Is posting Jon Venables a bannable offense on 4chan?
Christmas ASMR vids streaming in
>>217878689no toil no gf no problems what a lucky fella
>>217877565>- Turning the taps off too quicklywhat?
>>217879037you seem more adjusted than meI had chances in uni but I'd say some insane shit like my grandad was really ill so I could ghost them and stay in my room and then eventually they'd get the hint and we'd stop speakingI don't deserve love :3
at what age did you grow out of christmas?
back at my family home and need a bag how do i play this? just get him to pop round and meet him out the front then say i was talking to a friend?
>>217879080Nope, and the based Americans will sanction any poofters who complain
just found out Enoch Powell was a fluent Welsh speaker!The english aren’t all bad
cathy is a prep cathy is tallcathy is a mean girlCatherine would not have liked you
>>217879109>>217879109Lol
>>217879103based liemaxxer
Wifeberg just informed me that our kids have THIRTY FOUR presents EACH. No wonder i'm broke
Business idea: Eating epic bacon with a spork.
>>217878834I don't give a shit mate
A plate of beans please. No, no toast or potato, just the beans thank you
Think I'll start my Christmas shopping x
>>217879048imagine actually listening to that egomaniac nonce
>>217879120Most Welsh people speak Welsh about as often as the average English person speaks French
>>217879109just go on a beer run and get him to meet you at the Pakistani shop
>>217879131Bet they're spoiled little shits
>>217879120I love the Welsh language and the valleys accent
>>217879109cokelad!
>>217879103To be fair, I also lie to women a lotJust a bit of a freak, I think it's the bipolar that makes me do it
>>217879080as if janberg would recognise him or care
>>217879111>>217879163WAHEYYYYYYYYY
>>217879131>wife >kidsYou’re a virgin mate
>>217877477Why is there so much Grinch stuff this Christmas?
>>217879151Early bird catches the worm x
>>217879107Had a depressive episode when I was 19 and have since disliked the period between Christmas and New Year’s Eve. Love getting drunk in New Year’s Eve thoughChristmas just gives me this empty bored feeling
JV is way slimmer now than in those pics (in minecraft)
>>217879161Not where I live!!!
>>217879206jews
>>217879181be nice to this one if they're niceyou should be happy
>>217879206because you touch yourself at night
should I have got something for my sister in law if she's coming to christmas dinner tomorrow
Gf wants to be shagged by Santa. Ordered a costume. Dunno if I can get into it for her.
>>217879171And I love you<3
>>217879257she's far too nicei've not lied to her but i shan't be letting her know I post here. not ever.
>>217879262unless you have a pre-agreed no-present pact anyone visiting you on the day will bring you a present and expects a present
>>217879233Opposite for me. Love the warm feeling of Christmas but New Year's Eve feels boring like you're waiting until midnight and then nothing happens
cousin was drunk and telling me how her mum and dad used to joke about my pathetic life haha thanks for that
still can’t believe I did a whole bottle of Smirnoff in less than 24 hours
>>217879290yeah? don't like it there's plenty of flights home mate <3
>>217879274do you say anything about what you do all day since you're not employed or does it not come up?
>>217879308Are you 12? Not really anything of note that mate
>>217879319england is my city ahh meme
>>217879319
>>217879296mutual exchange of unwanted crapit's so laughableyou are genuinely braindead if you participate in it
>>217879323I was born here and my parents and grandparents built this country mate. This is my home
>>217879319Yea the 25th month of December
>>217879327she knows I basically just play overwatch all day to which she calls me a bum
>>21787932819 but yeah I usually only have 3 pints when I go out with my mates so it’s big for me :)
>>217879353yeah? nice one mate, get yourself booked on a flight home, then you don't have to worry about christmas x
mum always buys a massive sort of posh end pork pie at christmas and i get heartburn from just looking at pastry but have guzzled 3 big slices this evening regardless. shan't be sleeping well with all the acid reflux tonight. brought it on myself.
>>217879347cant imagine being so bitter over something as fun as christmas, you have to be a proper dull lonely unloved freak of a man to be so vocally opposed to the most social family event of the year
All I want for Christmas is a little cracker
>>217879360:3hope it blossoms (might install overwatch and main juno, haven't played an fps in about 5 years)
>>217879347your friends and family don't like you
Watching Rick Astley on The Last Leg. Mad how Rick Astleys career was revived by 4chan
>>217879400i hope so tooi'll carry you kitten, don't worry x
gonna have a fap to the sisbergs nudes and then go over to her houseshame she got fat
>>217879390Sex with women
seriously considering a christmas themed wank
>>217879347you're so smart and above it all
>>217879422you ever play tarkov?
might do something really gay
steaming playing megabonk and it lush
>>217879443>suzanne waneWho
>>217879448correct
>>217879451megabonk is fucking dogshit and also cringe
>>217879390alright hans
gf asked earlier why there was no footy on tomorrow and i jokingly said the woke banned boxing day footy (though its actually true) and she literally starting crying saying she wishes i wouldn't believe all the right wing stuff that i read online and some of the youtube videos i watch are 'scary'
mumberg's pretending to have stroke-esque symptoms again>oooh I'm so weak and now I'm going limp on one side and speaking like a mong oooh now we need to change our christmas plans oooh everyone give me attention!!fucking bitch
>>217879473Author
>>217879479having a gf is gay as fuck mate
>>217877696You're saying its his fault his mum died?
>>217879479>>217879481Women are fucking retarded
>>217879477merry christmas
rorke abusing his mumberg and making a funny 4chan post about it for (you)sit not right
look at the bugminds lashing out because somebody dares not fall in line with their gay little capitalism sponsored holiday
>>217879515merry christmas lad
nothing is gayer than needing cuddles and kisses from women
>>217879242Like this.
>>217879520can smell the unemployment coming off you from here mate
>>217879481ever shag her up the arse?
She’ll be out in 2026
>>217879545don't forget to tip
>>217879527Don't need it but I want it
>>217879542Mate you get nicked for posting those
>>217879479Whenever she pulls that start probing into her student years. Get ready for the "Why do you even care?! It was before I knew you!".
>>217879546no she'd probably whinge and complain the whole time the fucking bitch
>>217879566in ireland?
>>217879583the fluoride stare
>>217877488>>217877488>>217877488new
>>217879583yeah mate. i'll get right on that
>>217879566An American company isn’t going to hand over the details of an Irish poster to the British police and they’ll sanction anyone who causes a fuss
>>217877488>>217877488>>217877488
>>217879583they're not the first prisoners to go on hunger strike why should we release these ones
Brrrrrr it's chilly leftypol, how about we get warm under the covers.Not in a gay way...
>>217877776>>217877777
