I believe in father Christmas edition
how is the mad cunt still managing to deliver gifts when his flying over the sea
>>217881300He'll be with us in spirit for Midnight Mass
>>217881365Its got an ikea
>>217881330The line about 'till I believed in the Israelite' always felt like a reference to the commercialisation of the Christmas period, with Jews being used as a shorthand for capitalistic greed
WE WANT MOUSEY BACK
>>217881379Obviously the ikea doesn't count
first Christmas with a cifas marker I’m coping all right so far staying alive
>>217881361how about I fucking don't huh???
>>217881387Very based if true
and now a special extra long mass in Latin
having a squiz on google maps before I choof off to family chrissy
>>217881365never been to warrington what's wrong with it
imagine if this was a CofE service. they'd have gays and trannies twerking on the altar at midnight to celebrate the baby jesus
I always make a point of not posting on here during the 24 hours of Christmas Day, so please enjoy this photo of Serbian-Australian model Steph Mandich
>>217881416Is that kevin mckidd?
>>217881428yeah not being funny but we can't see what you see
>>217881414It makes sense if you read the lyrics and see how they're ordered>They sold me a dream of Christmas>They sold me a silent night>And they told me a fairy story>'Till I believed in the Israelite
trying not to think about the toilfu but it's proving difficult
>>217881422All the worst things about Liverpool, but with way more poverty
>>217881428CorGet the trannies' willies bouncing about in front of Jesus
you still live with your parents, btw
>>217881429Thank you, i didnt get you a gift im afraid so here is a picture of a dog winking
>>217881439yes, possibly his first tv role
>>217881422shithole
>>217881429thanks lad I did enjoy it x
>>217881464
>>217881458how did both your parents die fosterGOD
>>217881458Yeah because in this country you can’t make 100k a year delivering Uber eats
think I'm going to move back with my parents for a bit so I can invest $50k in a year
/brit/ sends its heartfelt regards to the Jewish community over how they almost died or something
ok so that's a naked vagina
watching the midnight massi went to mass earlier but this one is far better
>>217881464>>217881478Merry Christmas, ladsI shall now be refusing to post until the small hours of Boxing Day, as it makes me feel less like a saddo if I'm merely browsing the site on Christmas Day
what christmas kino you lads watching?
>>217881484Go to Church.
>>217881500Is it on iplayer
do they know it's Christmas time at all?
ITS CHRIIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
>>217881520yeah it iscatholic service too so no woke
It's officially Christmas Day lads. Peace and goodwill to you all and everyone on earth. x
Merry Christmas gents
>>217881490That’s like 6k GBP lmao
Making some late night sausage and stuffing sandwiches
>>217881517Midnight Mass. Catholicism is the way forward
Merry Christmas lads and ladies x
Merry Christmas lads xx
>>217881517Brazil
>>217881517Trying to get a list made for tomorrowGot Tokyo Godfathers on it so far
got midnight gas
>>217881535Merry fucking Christmas you prick
>merry christ rorke!
>>217881546yes please mate
Sir Jesus Christ
Merry Chistmas lads, I'm stuffed, I'm drunk and I'm gay.
that reminds meneed to go buy presents in the morning
it's been christmas here for like 11 hours, big whoop
Happy Christmas fuckers
>>217881528>>217881532>>217881535>>217881555>>217881556>>217881574Merry Christmas
>>217881528No it wasn't you idiot!!
seriously how retarded do you need to be to actually believe in the Christian shit? I can understand going along with it for the culture and tradition but if you actually believe Jesus was dead for three whole days before rising again or that Moses parted the sea so people could walk through or Jesus turned water into wine? You’re fucking mental and need to be monitored m8
Merry Christmas rorkeMerry Christmas leftypolTime for my Christmas themed wank
>>217881588*throws a bit of wood at you*
*shakes hands with everyone in the thread (except the jfs who i nod politely to)* merry Christmas chaps
>>217881600YawnWhingemongs out, mirthchads in, sorry chap!
merry ruby's arsemas x
>>217881604*attempts to matrix dodge by leaning backwards**falls down and hurts my tailbone*
>>217881600the ghost of christmas past shrieking at me to ne'er read a word of this tome
>>217881605*receives your hand warmly*merry christmas mate
>>217881600The world is dying and you're moaning about religion?
>>217881605*pops my knob in your outstretched hand* happy holiknobs
And the Christmas tranners?
Christmas Day spent on /brit/ so far: 100%
good morning /briy/ happy christmas
mental how Australia is some random little shithole in the middle of the ocean. not known for anything, when it comes to music, movies, celebs etc they are basically the same as India. If it wasn’t for the UK they would be less well known than those fake ex Russian countries
merry christmas niggas
Merry Christmas dickheads
>>217881575mumberg walked past me when i had this image open and made a series of jokes about me buying a filipina wife who eats dogs that made me very embarrassed, thanks lad
>/briy/
not going to wank on christmas day because it will make me feel like a freak
Tough niggasMystery niggasJewish niggasDog niggasPSYCHO niggas
>>217881678Small problem with your post; that's a video, not an image
>>217881658met a white as snow australian lad who claimed to an aboriginal before, very bizarre
morning lads, merry christmaswifeberg says she can't pick up the KFC until 3pm, sat here like a little runt
going to have a degenerate hentai goon sex arse because it makes me feel even more like a freak
Brip needs to grow up and spend less time on brip
got a love boner
>>217881691Nigger niggas
>>217881678doubt your mum knows the female filipinos are called filipinas
>>217881702Joining the army next year hopefully so yeah
>>217881658plain untrue though isn't it
Making mumberg feel bad about the fact that her "feeling ill" made us miss the carol concert by not saying goodnight when I went up for bed
let's get this party started
fucking hell why does my dad's breath fucking stink all of the time smells like fucking piss
weren't filipinos the name of those from super mario sunshine?filipino plaza
All I want for Christmas is hairy Italian coochie
>>217881724I don’t think you know how irrelevant you are globally
IT IS THE MIDNIGHT MASS>>217881742It's very likely he has rotting teeth that'll eventually fall out or need to be pulled out
>>217881661>>217881676the duality of man
>>217881691Kala Hristugena pusti malaka, ipes ta kalanda?
>be me, last night>asked the bf (calmly) if we could keep the living room quieter after 9 because that's when I start getting overstimulated and my head starts pounding>he rolled his eyes and said "So now there are rules. Great. Can't wait to see what else your diagnosis lets you control.">that line felt like a slap>told him it's not control, it's access>like ramps are not "controlling" stairs>he laughed and said I'm comparing him to a building>said I'm using therapy words to make him the bad guy>said he misses the "fun version" of me that would stay up late and watch shows and be spontaneous>tried to explain that fun version was me running on fumes>that I was basically dissociating half the time>he stared at me and said, "Honestly, it just sounds like you don't want a relationship.">I went to bed early>he slept on the couch by choice>today he acted normal and I feel insane>maybe I did overreact?>but I'm also starting to dread evenings>I know the minute I ask for something I need, he hears it as an accusationAm I being unreasonable here, or is this a him problem?
might be sick
>>217881719Grow up
Right I've already made my mind up that I shall not be spending next Christmas with familyberg, what a fucking formulaic waste of time
want to beat up all the zoomers saying 'santa' instead of father christmas
>>217881777nice digits
>>217881777
>>217881789You're too gay for him, find someone who's as much of a faggot as you instead
that church is full of blacks and filipinos
>>217881795u ok
>>217881799What happened lad?
>>217881789mad how men will stay with miserable cunt women like this because of a misplaced sense of loyalty
>>217881826drunk for the first time this yearwould kms if I felt like this regularly
>incel permavirgin spends valentine's alone in mom's basement seething at the existance of chads>incel permavirgin spends st patrick's alone in mom's basement seething at the existance of chads>incel permavirgin spends goof friday alone in mom's basement seething at the existance of chads>incel permavirgin spends easter alone in mom's basement seething at the existance of chads>incel permavirgin spends labor day alone in mom's basement seething at the existance of chads>incel permavirgin spends halloween alone in mom's basement seething at the existance of chads>incel permavirgin spends christmas eve alone in mom's basement seething at the existance of chads>incel permavirgin spends thanksgiving alone in mom's basement seething at the existance of chads>incel permavirgin spends christmas eve alone in mom's basement seething at the existance of chads>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >YOU ARE HERE <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>incel permavirgin spends christmas alone in mom's basement seething at the existance of chads>incel permavirgin spends boxing day alone in mom's basement seething at the existance of chads>incel permavirgin spends new year's eve alone in mom's basement seething at the existance of chads>incel permavirgin spends new year's alone in mom's basement seething at the existance of chads
>>217881798That’s the plan yeah
>>217881863>drunk for the first time this yearlol, same. Wish I had some cocaine
Primary schools changing Away in a Manger lyrics from Little Lord Jesus to Baby Boy Jesus
Well well wellIf it isn’t a gay porn christmas
merry crimbo
>>217881789He should have just said no to the first request and refused to elaborate, gave her far too much ammunition
>>217881884Don't believe you, sounds like something my dad will want to discuss at great length tomorrow though
>>217881625Great post
>>217881879corrr yeshaven't done that since halloween 2024
MERRY CHRISTMAS MERRRYYYYYY CHRISTMAS
>>217881884at the behest of siddiq khan and his gang of mussie marauders
Rorke get down here and sit at the table NOW
Did you lads know they've cancelled Christmas next year due to budget
DIS NIGGA SLEEPING LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOThere are a lot of asians in this church
>>217881931this sissy couldn't eat with rorke
>>217881927Merry Christmas x
>>217881950>wearing stickers on her face like its a ravegrim
>>217881926For me it was 2023 at a concert in Amsterdam. Might buy some for New Years eve fuck it, alcohol brings out the evil in me, that's why I don't drink.
I wanna relax but I might get shitted on, like some kind of bullshit cunt. Hard fucking road for some of us
>>217881871 Most houses in the UK don't have basements mateWe have smeggy bedrooms
>>217881950Fucking state of catholics lmaaaooo
Merry Christmas lads. I'd suggest starting your dinner now if you haven't already. You want your potatoes and parsnips in brine overnight. Your turkey draining. Your pigs-in-blankets prepared and IN the fridge.
>>217881884more of a "Gloucestershire Wassail" man myself
food morning /bret/ ,,g eee
loads of indians in my local catholic church which is weird
>>217882001I'll just pick stuff up from tesco tomorrow
having porchetta at my family christmas
>>217881964Zoomers put yellow star stickers on their acne
>>217881879wish i had some speed
nobody wants to sell me drugs
got a midnight mass for you right here *jiggles my belly*
>>217881755you can tell she's a virgin by how closed her vaginal lips are
Fuck’s sake i NEED some zoomer pussy
>>217882031Fuck yeah dude, that's also an option. 5 Christmases ago I had a 10 gram bag lol
>>217881755Got an Italian gf but she won’t grow out her bushMight be a deal breaker
https://youtu.be/NrOZW0Soxus
Love food me
>>217882056corrrrnever had more than 4.5g in my posession at once, it goes quick
>>217881789You sound like a killjoy bitch take it to reddit cunt
There was a gigantic zoomer slag in the front rows
>>217882028ew
>>217882001corrr could go for some pigs in the blankethave to eat fish like some kind of mackerel snapper
mad how people drink every weekwhat a disgusting pleasure
are u ok
>>217882122no ._.
The next poo I do will be a great big one
zoomer girls will around with stickers on their faces and wearing cat ears and then say they're 26
heathermong getting his checklist ready for tomorrow>post about the black men>post about the grammar>post about the irish diaspora>post about the quornwhat am I missing
mum never had me baptised to i guess i'll just die in my smelly incel basement and go to hell thanks mum
>>217881697tbf abos mix weird with white people1/4th abos don’t look abo unlike Africans
>>217882122*kisses your forehead*
It's time to start the festivities here lads, have a good christmas, and i'll see you tomorrow xx
>yet another christmas with no snownot looking like christmas at all lads
>>217882153why don’t you whine more you stupid bitch
>>217882141>>217881697>>217881658yts in these countries are so weird and desperate to be abos/maori instead of "boring" white people and i don't get it
>>217882153>>217882173Cut it out you two or your mother will be having words
>>217882153*starts twerking and slapping my fat gay arse*
back from churchOn the lickerFeel like being a nasty cunt but family is all nice and comfy
>>217882207Wow church really does you good then doesn’t it
>>217882146*kisses ur lips*
>>217882226Take your snarky soy tone elsewhere you clown of a man
*starts getting the cauliflower on for christmas dinner*
bought a cantelope for some christmastime fun
>>217882291Don’t keep it in the oven too long lad
Everyone went to bed
Reviewbrah, trim your nails!!!
>>217882254Dropped coal in that runt's stocking
>>217882255get on the booze
>>217882125heyo
think gfberg might be a nerd, might have to give her the flick since she's not cool enough
>>217882383ah nawrrr mate
just heemd santy clause
>>217882080I had even more at one point when I was feeling moreish lol. Good times but I had to stop cause it was getting out of hand with the partying.
its bloody roasting in the boonies mate
not drinking tomorrow alcohol is disgusting
>>217882393really think you ought to stop posting
>>217882321We're all busy delivering presents to children actually
>>217881761can you actually name three Indians on the top of your head though? Ozzys are doing fine for a country of its population, meanwhile England went from world's numero uno shotcaller to being on the same level as Sweden, diplomatically and culturally
>>217882447having a baileys me
>>217882383gives me the ick when I a proto gf has a bad instagram feed aesthetic. anything super curated or stylised is a big no no for me
>steam downffs
>>217882605gives me the ick if a girl thinks it's weird that I wont give her my instagram
Six thick sausages i just scranned in those sandwiches. Good job im not susceptible to heartburn
>>217882578you drink multiple times a week for some bizarre reasononce the fun part wears off you just feel sick and dizzy it's such a shit drugwish I knew someone for bud again
>>217882635i usually only have a glass of wine or a beer or two if i'm drinkingi've really toned it down these past few weeks
Mele Kalikimaka
>>217882060italian or "italian"?
This freak having a meltdown over people drinking on Christmas. Get a grip
Little Baby Jesus... gotta love em
>>217882685
what kind of sick game is this
>>217882135he might crack out the tonsil stone pictures or maybe even heather herself for old time's sake
sucking a nigger
we are charlie kirk
me? a few bottles of birraa little more rumglass of prosecco for dinnerand maybe a splash of baileys afterwards
>>217882605got the opposite with mine, she hardly uses social media at all and only really has a facebook for staying in touch with family and old friends from high school, this kind of stuff is why i speculated that she's a nerd who isn't cool
Gingerpedo and Zeidbelg are on the naughty list, they get poo in their stockings. Mousey is on the nice list, he gets points for that horse game thingy. The rest of you get a £10 gift card to Aldi.
alri
mad how the biggest australian normalfags you could imagine are posting here at the same time as the terminal neet brits
>>217882803>£10 gift card to Aldi.can get a lot of food for that at aldi
Egg shaped penis
>>217882819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44mjbIHOGkA
rape mode activated
plenty people lonely and depressed on christmasboo hooget over itjust another day in your dogshit miserable lifegrow up
Raise, oh raise, the song on highHis mother sings her lullabyJoy, oh joy, for Christ is bornThe Babe, the Son of Mary
new fallout show is dogshit
https://files.catbox.moe/v6buf3.mp4cha cha cha
cock smells of skipskeep peeling back the foreskin, rubbing my tip a little and then smelling my handfucking foul
>>217881361Oh look it's the Torygraph lecturing young people yet again
>>217882918not clicking that after todays incident
>>217882918thought of the jews so i did
Got no gift fit for the newborn King so i'll just play him a tune on my drum
>>217882917i wasn't impressed either and i cant even remember why, i cant even remember anything about it except for the lame fan service of the sniper in the giant dinosaur
>>217882917yeah but ella purnell is fit as fuck so makes for good eye candy
all i want for christmas is for all the browns to go back to muslamistan
>>217882948that's the jokeit's meant to parody when rorke thinks he's dropping a "subtle redpill" but everyone immediately clocks him
>>217882969>fan service of the sniper in the giant dinosaurit's such "fan service" that the dinosaur is now facing the wrong way from how it was in the game
>>217883036reckon it was coincidental that they gave the guy blond hair and blue eyes?
>>217882942>search the archive to see wym>it was just a bunch of 3dboring
>>217882831Small egg shaped penis even
thank god hindus don't celebrate crimbo so i can still go get a pie and a can of coke from 7-11
>>217882684Italian from Italy met her this summer while she was doing research in my cityVisiting her in a week
The Guardian’s “Ultimate men’s capsule wardrobe: the only 22 items you’ll ever need”Jeans – Uniqlo selvedge slim fit jeans – £39.90Mid-weight suit – M&S regular fit wool suit (jacket & trousers) – £299Tailored trousers – Cos pleated wool trousers – £110Trenchcoat / overcoat – Massimo Dutti double-breasted trenchcoat – £299Utility jacket – Carhartt beige cotton jacket – £130.49Gilet – Arket reversible quilted vest – £97Simple crew-neck jumper – Asket merino sweater – £100Roll-neck jumper – Community Clothing lamb’s wool roll-neck – £99T-shirt – John Lewis Anyday white T-shirt – £12White trainers – Adidas Stan Smith shoes – £85Boots – Grenson Declan Chelsea boot – £290Loafers – Russell & Bromley Rook Penny loafer – £225Stripe shirt – Arket stripe shirt – £67White Oxford / poplin shirt – Rise & Fall organic cotton poplin shirt – £72Denim shirt – Levi’s Wellthread Wilder shirt – £100Scarf – Barbour tartan scarf – £34.95Chinos – Dockers original chinos – £80Knitted polo shirt – M&S merino wool polo shirt – £45Camp-collar silk shirt – Reiss Cuban collar shirt – £68Insulated jacket – The North Face Quest insulated jacket – £160Arty knitwear – Remi stripe knit jumper – £55Shorts – Colorful Standard shell swim shorts – £60 Total Price£2,582.34
>a Smiling Friends joke really went that far over leftypol's head
Need to sleep before i drive to family in the morning but i'm too fucking excited and want to get drunk
>>217883082more like ultimate men's crapsule
Not gonna lie, if Emma Watson left a poo in the toilet, I'd be tempted to take a bite.
>>217882831to the tune of "heart-shaped box"
my life ended already
>>2178830822.5k on a tiny wardrobe and then they harp on about the cost of living crisis
>>217883057no
>>217881361>we need more tax cattle to pay for pensioners
Why do they do it
got banned off smashkarts for an inappropriate username
>>217883140world needs morons to do all the shit work
is it too late? is the thread already overrun with schizzies and polmongs?
So lovely, so beautiful, such utterly vile farts.
>>217883082cant believe someone gets paid to write this shite
>>217881361holy fuckmindbogglin these tory assholes
>>217883120https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwbUWgV1fvU
>>217883140it couldnt be more obvious why and anyone who pretends there's any confusion or ambiguity is deluded
>>217883185FOY
>>217883181have you smelled a girls fart?
How many pints for you to shag Daisy May Cooper off This Country
>>217883172lol no those underage zoomers are all forced to be with the families they hate now. It's just normal saddo britmongs here.
>>217883082corr fink may purchase diss wun
>>217883206zero she's in my league
>>217883206wtf is she doin
no one will ever love me because im 5’9im a tiny insect vermin that needs to be squished
>>217883206honestly would rather when she was fat and minging and normalthere's something even more grotesque about her now
>>217883208more.ranciditysick wrld
>>217883242i'm 5'8" and everyone loves me cos i'm nice!merry christmas!
>>217883242I'm 5'7 thoughbeit and just barely, may as well be 5'6, and I am a shagger. merry christmas big guy
>>217883140why do women get pitbulls? because they good boys they dindu nuffin
>>217883242*squishes you in a big hug*
made a ssssssseveral many errors lifewizzzzeee
i'm a 34 year old boy and i love you all very much
>>217883245its weird she's even more rank now and her face is all fucked but i kind of would
>>217883254>>217883278
Prescription oxytocin, nasal oxytocin (the hormone you get from hugging people, having a gf etc) will be a big thing going forward combine that with ai gfs and artificial wombs 2026 will be the year of the chud
>>217883307she needs to stop doing that horrd stinky expression with her face (if she is capable)horrid! horrid and foul
Niger
merry christmas everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPawXFCgQ2w
>>217883351never been personally how is it
>>217883374Merry Christmas lad
>>217883385lots of ‘those’
Mental health is a epidemic and something has to be done
>>217883204Only my sister's.
multiple brokers = me circumventing ptd rule
when I'm watching catch phrase I get almost every single one, and quickly. I should be on there....
Literally just realised it's christmasI'm Jewish you see
>>217883476*pdt
>>217883476bet you wish you could circumvent the ptsd your foster brothers dick gave you
>>217883504KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS
Got a tinder match. Not much of a looker but i dont have high standards. Sent her a message. Immediate unmatch. Merry fucking christmas.
>>217883510https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXrddmhefjo
>>217883540scream
>>217883508>>217883508>>217883508
>>217883423It's really bad, I don't like it at all
yeah nah
yeah yeah
>>217883540ktim
>>217883558Im going to choose to think its because she realised i live 250 miles away from where im staying tonight. That feels like a cope that is less depressing than thw alternative
>>217881349>>217881349>>217881349Reuse, reduce, recycle. Ignore paedo threads.
>>217883415Two more weeks to flatten the curve (till the mongos all off themselves)
>>217883645>>217881458
