The Night Before Christmas Edition Previous: >>217881421
>ongezellig ignoredtale as old as time
Thread Theme: https://youtu.be/cTIVgstrMFw
brap
where did The Raped(Canadian) go?
shitty christmas eveshitty christmas presentsshitty christmas tomorrow
>>217883726Merry Christmas to all including the radical skaters who want open skateparks and men and women skating together
jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock
real previous>>217883724
Shitting on Christmas
>>217885189I don't like that song
Car mechanics are so gay. You have to jerk the wheel hub off with a long metal pole to replace it. Like what bro?
>>217885174Cheer up, bud.
>>217885201jingle bell chime in jingle bell time
Just woke up at 5am to a nasty fart and now I’m on the toilet for some liquid death poopOn my parent’s fuck ass shelf toilet of all placesMERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMAL
You know it's christmas when you shit for an hour straight and it just keeps coming
>>>/mu/128915366Made a thread
>>217885252I dont see the correlation
I had a shot of peppermint smirnoff and two miller high lifes to commemorate this christmas eve
Merry Christmas to Nova Scotians and Newfies!
why do germans love talking about poop so much
>>217885263Why does everyone pretend to hate that song
a coworker of mine got drunk and was asked who she’d sleep with if the only men left in the world were the guys on our team. She picked me out of 8 coworkers. I hope that was a real hint
>>217885282It's just kind of a goofy song, and extremely repetitive
>Santa raped me in my sleep!>*Heavy metal riffs*>*5th drummer ODs on stage*
not looking forward to breakfast/coffee with the famly tmrwnot because I don’t appreciate themI’d just rather have a low-key Christmas
Bro what is that thumbnail?! Lmfao
I was only the second drunkest at my family's christmas. My cousin was hammered and became belligerent, had to be subdued. Whereas I merely cried in my designated bedroom. Pretty good!
>>217885276Nova Scotians and Newfies mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfsTsAAaEYY
>>217885319I'm sure this YouTuber totally isn't exploitative and disrespectful to these countries he visits
>>217883726Post more Mymys
>>217885279It’s an emergency situation!!
>>217885282It's not a good song
the goon files
>>217885355It’s a whole ass vibe!!!
I don’t think buildings need to be more than 40 feet tall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA35Ehv-uEc
>>217885189jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell cockjingle bell balls and jingle bell cum
>>217885341>filenamethe wooden pole on the left looks weird but other than that its pretty good
>>217885348Nauru actually used to be extremely rich until recently. They were the Saudi Arabia of phosphate. Everything used to be free but due to chronic mismanagement it's now a poor country. There's like an infamous story of a police chief there who bought a Lamborghini countach there in the '80s without sitting in it and he was literally too fat to fit so it just sat around.
Drinking Irish cream whiskey with milk I am definitely going to shit my pants after dinner.
Stroke on my, lick on my, suck on my cockIt’s the first time for you, so here’s what you do!!
canuckians be like"this whiskey too spicy"
drunk goon to gock
https://youtu.be/s4TOEuw5ik8?si=RHAdJXN4f9YuY7heIt's a slow core Christmas for me
>>217885404Brown people don’t lactose they Christmas booze
Canadians be like>Your cock hurts good daddyUmmmm I mean what?
>>217883726Go to sleep /cum/
>>217885453Don't think so! Nuh-uhh!!
>>217885453its only 8:30
This ever happened to you?
You can seriously be an N-word rapper and easily get prime white girl puss huh.
>>217885469Shouldn't you be with your "pregnant girlfriend" or something
stomp em in the nuts imma stomp in the nuts haters say huh? haters say what?
feliz navidad from your friend down in the beautiful tropical paradise of southern californiahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp9rK8FmYog
In my house we eat Christmas dinner on Christmas day
Do I need to wear oven mitts to put something in a pre heated oven
>>217885488>>217885247Still going strongAt my fourth mid flush
Ethiopian drip is always on point for some reason
>s*uthern california>paradise
>>217885511You don't have to but you'll look cuter if you do.
>>217885511>do I need oven mitts to put something at room temp/refrigeration temp in the oven
dont want to see my family tomorrow
>>217885518>>217885529Stop making fun of meeee!
>>217885517yes that is correcthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8NcQzMQN_U
>>217885515fr fr no cap
>>217885469Yes, but only in the club, never got their pants off
>>217885559we have In n out up here as well, CABRON
How are the 4chan black sheeps doing with their family Christmases? I know you're out there.
>>217885431jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell gock
https://youtu.be/Ai-5tDAuYWU?si=Ch5_Ozl1kU3UacV7This shit is insane bros
>>217885574if you're the norcal anon, let's just give thanks that we live in the greatest state in the greatest country in the history of the world.we have it good.
>>217885583https://youtu.be/1xcSDYy3Dl4?si=vB87Boo37LNr7m_P
back from church. merry christmas buds
How many dead in Chicago over the holidays, any bets?
>>217885497Somewhere there's one like this for Maryland I think
>>217885603Just please no white girls, we must protect the white women of chicago
>>217885611
i`m just about to hit a goon on a fool
>>217885600merry christmas anon. i hope that you have a lovely christmas with your friends and/or loved ones and that you get all the gifts that you sent to santa. if your grandparents are still around, call them and tell them that you love them.
Stroke on myLick on mySuck on my cock
i swear to god i wont waste 2026
I'm going to spend all of 2026 like last yearGooning
narrator's voice: this too was a lie
>>217885623Saved
I will spent all of 2026 either achieving all of my wildest dreams or giving up and falling into total despair.
finna rape myself somethin crazy fr
I am most likely going to kms in 2026.
>Hello We will not be granting a refund at this time. The date of the purchase exceeds 2 weeks (our refund policy maximum).
forgotten to send in my amazon package for a refund awardwasted 200 dollars award
>>217885739what did you get
>>217885752a power supply for my PC build, ended up getting a better one and forgot to return the one i ordered originallysad but many such cases in my retardcel life
>>217885775Resell it :)
>>217885775dumbass bitch
>>217885632
Drinking some whisky. Merry Christmas you dirty fuckers
i'm going crab mode
made $37 betting on college football
4 minutes till Christmas
i'm trans, please keep this in mind when you reply to me in the future
>canadians think christmas starts at 9 PM
Took an edible award.
going on nofap for the 24th and 25th gonna shoot a giant rope on the 26th of december at 12am
Tucking into a juicy Christmas turd.
3 minutes till Christmas>>217885803This is a Christian general. Please do not swear
2 minutes till Christmas
>>217885820Okay I'll imagine your cute girldick twitching when you talk back to me
1 minute till Christmas
Merry Christmas, Onterrible.
>>217885843i'm post-op
Christmas time is hereHappiness and cheer
regret gooning just cause its so fucking hot right now i'm sweating, might take a shower idk
Christmas begins in 2 hours
IT’S CHRISTMAS
A tranny without a cock is like an angel without wings
What age did you grow out of Christmas
i hope i get a nintendo ds for christmas :)
>>21788588016
Feliz navidad próspero año y felicidad
>>21788588013
https://businesscasual87.bandcamp.com/track/hold-me-close
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55trzADFr3s
Im not hungry but surely I must eat something
>>217885603271k max
>>217885904>>217885905https://marec.bandcamp.com/track/smoke-1-right-here-right-now-fatboy-slim-right-here-right-now-420-trapbreak-remix
>>217885643lol
Ummmmm Christmas isn't for another 3 hours actually
How about jingle bellend rock?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wpoKSAqBvc
David Duke
/cum/ is senran kagura general
eatin your mom's fudge
Its an Umaru-chan general
doesnt feel like christmas anymore. what happened?
last christmas i gave you my heartand the very next day i came in your bummy
>>217886018me mum died in the holly
SANTA JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
dumb bratposter
im shleepy already
>>217886072https://youtu.be/rd1AZym4lEY
Philly just got nuked!
>trying to look up a Charli XCX track on YouTube>100% of the suggested search results are about Charlie Kirk, despite the first name not even being spelled the sameBratsisters it’s over
Christmas has fallenBillions must receive coalGrinches won
Just had Christmas with the family. I wish I wasn’t such a retarded awkward black sheep weirdo who can’t get along with anybody, I guess I should just explode my fucking head lmao lol.
It’s interesting to listen to a song on a different set of speakers, even if they’re significantly worse, as they often emphasize and deemphasize different parts of the audible spectrum vs what you’re used to
>>217886062That was actually the freak I just beat in a debate
>>217886136You are selfishYou need to grow up
Jerking off to shemales for christmas
Holy shit!
>>217886136Nigga we’re only 30 minutes into Christmas
>>217886136Same but 2bh my family kind of outcasted me early on, it was hard to reintegrate
>>217886148I guesss. It’s a prettty epic truthbomb to say, but not so easy to do. “Just become a better man.” Yeah well, maybe next year,
Goodnight anons, my 19 daughter hates me and didn't want to see me tonight because I'm a fuckup Merry Christmas.
>>217886155its still christmas eve, nigga
>>217886152A SLEIGH JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
December 25th, 1AKwhat a time to be alive
>>217886188
I’m an old (28) miserable piece of shit about Christmas. I need three (3) ghosts to visit me this evening
not in the mood to drink
>>217883726>you go to take the trash out late at night>you walk to the end of your driveway, the loud sound of the trashcan wheels dragging across the concrete breaking into the still silence of the night>you come to a stop at the end of the driveway. It's completely dark and completely quiet, even straining your ears you don't hear any sounds at all. The ominous silence seems to wrap around and cling to you like a cloak>suddenly you notice something >it sounds like... heavy breathing?>you turn around and look towards the source >standing against the treeline, you see the shillouete of a massive dark figure>it appears vaguely humanoid and it's staring right at you>it steps out of the trees and begins slowly approaching you, it's choked gasping breaths increasing like its straining>you see it now, it's pic relatedWhat do you do, anon?
>>217886251I would tell it to begone in the name of Jesus!
MYWARYOURE ONE OF 'EMYOU SAIDYOU WOZ MAH FRENBUT YOUREWUN OF 'EM'EM'EM'EM'EEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
just sad and depressedgonna watch muppets christmas carol but I doubt it will help at all
>>217886251commence the pooberg within imminent timing
>>217886282Have you tried getting drunk/high?
>>217886147kek
exberg is posting ads on /soc/ again
>>217886282Hang in there buddy. I can promise you’re not alone, feeling like shit this evening.
>>217886282*farts*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
>>217886282same bud same
phwoarpropa good feelin' when you thought you ate all the chocolate buttons but you just cop in syour sights theres anudda bag for imminent procurementationpropa corrin' ain't iproust-esque innit
There’s only two things I can’t stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other peoples cultures and the Indians.
just watched a looksmaxxer commit vehicular manslaughter
>>217886282>>217886304Go to church dummies, lots of people there!
>>217886347"manosphere influencers" and "being retarded"name a more iconic duo
>>217886359church service is over already
>>217886347did he look good doing it
Rape is a Christmas miracle
>>217886385Oh yeah east coast I guess so. Go to bed early so you can go to church early in the am. Problem solved
Weh I’m really tired. I wish I had a sweet anon to hold me safe tonight.
>>217886388what the fuck
hey guys merry christmas
HOLY SHIT TURN ON THE NEWS SHOOTERS AT NAKATOMI PLAZA
>>217886419Merry Christmas
>>217886419merry christmas
fuck it's way too cold this sucks. last several christmases have been nice, warm, breezy. this is fuck you dead in a frozen cave cold.
>>217886419Feliz Navidad!
>>217886427that sounds like a fake plaza
Wtf
>>217886427Very Redditcoded post
>>217886439it's 60 degrees where i live. next week it will be 70 degrees. i suffer.
>>217886451Haiwan niggas be like>ey brah it’s 8:09 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feoHV5JUbuoThe music that plays while I have a mental breakdown over christmas dinner and I start throwing cutlery at my family
>place in California >Not called: " San Joselito Gonzales de La Colina Guadalupe
>>217886464this is entrance theme music, not fighting music.
>>217886461Insanely grim.
>>217886472Okay fine. That’s when I walk in and start gathering the cutlery. This is my throwing music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
>>217886387yes, but he was also completely retarded because right after doing it he commented>is he dead? i hope so
do british people really say huzzah?
>>217886542Idk but they'll say "You alright?" as a casual greeting and it makes no sense
If a girl at a bar orders a pineapple juice while talking to you does that mean she likes you
>>217886542oh my days!
Merry Christmas niggers
>>217886542i dunno about that but i've noticed they say "obviously" quite an awful lot
>>217886559It's not Christmas yet howeverbeit.
>>217886534So true
WE'RE MARLEY AND MARLEYOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
O God, You who caused the tongue of dawn to speak with the utterance of its rising, and dispersed the fragments of the dark night with the gloom of its lingering darkness, and perfected the creation of the revolving celestial sphere in the measures of its rising, and caused the light of the sun to shine with the radiance of its blazing, O You who revealed Yourself by Yourself and are exalted above resembling Your creation and are beyond the comprehension of Your attributes, O You who are nearer than the fleeting thoughts of conjecture and farther than the glances of eyes, and know what was before it came to pass.
Wish I had a tranny boygirlfriend this Christmas
Explain https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_divorce_coercion_gang
>>217886610
wtf
>>217886615
>>217886615merry christmas
>>217886615>christmasChristmas is a pagan holiday.
merry Mohammadmas
You who have glorified the pagan kings of Rome. Know in the name of your Lord, He is King of kings Lord of lords. All is beneath him.
playing jedi outcast, last time i did was in 2020
>>217886636that's what my pretentious faggot atheist coworker said when someone wished him a merry christmasdon't be like him.
corrjust exorbitated anudda poobergationproper satisficing dat wun
So deck those halls, trim those treesRaise up cups of Christmas cheerI just need to catch my breathChristmas by myself this year
>>217886616lol spat out me double bagged green teaberg at diss
Lost loves? Failed dreams? Regrets?
merry sciencemas, may your stockings be filled to the brim with boosters from saint fauci himself!
>>217886636Enjoy partaking in bizarre ancient pagan rituals like circling around your black cube and bowing towards it 10 times a day
>>217886674Should have texted the girl who randomly gave me her number in 8th grade
>>217886661>so we wished him a merry christmas and he told everyone to fuck offThat's exactly how you should act since christmas is a SATANIC holiday like how fucking stupid can you fucking be motherfucker?SANTA = SATAN
>>217886661You who celebrate the birth of God. Know that God is not birthed. He is never beginning and never ending and everlasting.
goodnight
>>217886674absolutely nonemaybe wish i had shagged more arsesthats the only wun that frequently comes up
>>217886636Nigga Muslims literally make a pilgrimage to a moon worship religious site (Kaaba). Literal demon worshippers. Mohammed burns in hell for his unrepentant evil.
>>217886692God is the universe. The Abrahamic God isn't real.
why does that yankoid fink hes a dogbogglin'
>>217886692Allah is a demon and all Muslims are servants of Iblis. Repent and put your faith in God before it is too late and you are condemned to eternal damnation with mohammed.
Jesus and Mohammad were schizos
>>217886705God is everything and everywhere. Omnipresent, omnipotent, and omniscient. He was before the was.
>>217886728>God is everything and everywhere. Omnipresent, omnipotent, and omniscientYes, so the universe. Not Allah or Yahweh or whatever
>>217886721If you assume that religion is not real and God is not real then everything Mohammed did was logically consistent with somebody looking to elevate their status in society and gain material wealth. Mohammed was a scammer who pushed his followers into the arms of Shaitan
jesus and mohammad were interracial gay loversthe jews don't want you to know this because it'd unite the two most powerful religions
i was drunk and gonna play arc but everything is ddosed so now i have to do something productive
>>217886743Ask me how I know you're Jewish
when it's fuck off cold i go on wunderground and i zoom out the weather station map and curse me parents for choosing to live here in the first place and curse myself for not making it a priority to leave. there are plenty of places i could move to right now that aren't retarded like this. this is masochism living up here. stupid.
Is it true that Rabbi Menachem Mendel Schneerson is in hell boiling in a cauldron of shit?
>>217886736Call Him whatever you want, He is above names. Creator of names, nouns, verbs, adverbs, adjectives, prepositions and all that is material, conceptual or conjectual. He is above it all. Above needs to be named. Above needs to be described your defined. He who revealed Himself by Himself.
>>217886762where is thislabrador? is that a place in cabada?
>>217886777Has science gone too far?
>>217886777Is this real?
if quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
Are the dogs from Labrador?
>>217886787corr got me laffin therecheeky cunt
>>217886777what the FUCK is his problem?
>>217886788no they're british
>>217886788yeahso is your mum
>>217886806wtf is that real?!
>>217886806the power of christ COMPELS you
>>217886806what the helly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbawsayImds
Third time this week I am listening to this album. First two while painting. Today I am just chilling. Game changing peaceful music for painting or relaxing. I am not a weeb I hate anime in case anyone thinks this is one of those >music :/>music Japan :Dthings
wow-23C currently in labradorlikeif you wanted to kill yourselfall you hafta dois go for a walkavsolutely mental
>>217886843Go away
>>217886817I think it's AI, some of the frames are sort of jumpy.
>>217886837You’re a friggin weeb!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGn9EoGM3ts
>>217886777>>217886829>The media keeps on about the Epstein filesWhen are they releasing the kitty files?
>>217886818Christ has no power. Power is from God. Jesus is the Word of God, an agent of God, and by the Will of God his power runs through Jesus.
‘m
>>217886849No I think it's real
>>217886837was lissenin to'watching dead empires in decay'recommend
trying to sleep so i'm not tired for christmas and my cat keeps doing this shit
>>217886874Can't do doomer music sorry
I'm all alone in my house and you guys are showing me these satanic cat videos I'm going to end up not sleeping a wink tonight because of you
>>217886894umm its not doomer music its ambient
If she was my daughter id suck her bfs cock clean infront of her after he's fucked her n then id grope her tits while I lick n eat out her pussy clean while her bf fucks her throat
>>217886914haha you dirty dog!
PISS FUCKIN DRINK IN THE PARK
>>217886843>-23CThat's like kiddy shit I go out with hoodie and jeans in that kind of weather
>did some last minute Christmas Eve shopping>all the Canadian employees wished me a Merry Christmas>not one of the brown turd world migrant slaves bothered wishing constituents of their host nation a nice Christmas holiday, even if they don’t celebrate itNaughty list… bring it forth
>>217886910I kind of skipped around to sample it and I am sorry but it's a bit too dark for me. I am in a very chilling time in my life right now. I appreciate the recommendation thobeit. Enjoy a slightly amusing webm for your effort.
>>217886939LOL
>>217886937The only jeet I interacted with in the last 2 days that had an accent wished me a Merry Christmas but then not 1 but 2 jeetas with no accents (born here I assume) wished me nothing.
got hissed at by a goose today.
>>217886952That's not good
A jeet fixed my phone charging port the other day and he did a good job
>>217886777>>217886806made me kek award
>>2178869502nd generation migrants are a menace. It was always 2nd gen Muslims who’d fly off to join ISIS. They tend to have far more resentment towards their magnanimous hosts than even their 1st gen parents.
>>217886952
>>217886965I know what you speak is true because I am also the child of immigrant parents and I borderline hate and definitely resent white/established Canadians for Jeeting this country.
>>217886965>It was always 2nd gen Muslims who’d fly off to join ISIS.*or were/are frequently implicated in “domestic” terror plots or actual attacks
>>217886965>>217886977I guess just to be clear. I don't blindly hate all white Canadians. I realize most had as much say as I did. But I actively hate basically every politician from every major political party and if I wrote what I thought should happen to them it would absolutely constitute a criminal offense.
>>217886992Also wealthy Canadians who sold out their poor and middle class compatriots for lower labor costs and more rental income/property value. I won't say what I think should happen, but think Soviet Union but early Soviet Union before they chilled out post Stalin.
How do even homeless in America have perfect white straight teeth
This country is bullshit i want out
>>217886977If anyone can be said to hold the most personal responsibility for the jeeting of Canada, it’s Mark Wiseman (founder of the Century Initiative, former BlackRock executive, current ambassador of Canada to the United States). Mark is a Jew, i.e. neither White nor Canadian.
>>217886952did you hiss back?
Now its Christmas
>>217887082>>217887082>>217887082new
rippin a bowl of dudeweed for santa or something
>>217887075>>217887075>>217887075>>217887075New
