Merry Christmas edishprevious: >>217883726
merry crimbussss
>>217887082wow that is literally us
>>217887094
Fuck Canada
srpelo is going to skip christmas again this year, isnt he?
Dude sneed lmao
43 minutes to go
surfing grindr
does anybody else just feel apathy for christmaslike i cant bring myself to feel particularly glad or particularly sad for its coming>>217887101an amen to that
>>217887140You're just getting old, unc
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>>217887175trying too hard
>trying too hard
>>217887162nothing excites me as it did when i was youngi have things that give me steady pleasure but not excitement there's nothing i really want to know or life advice i feel like i needim not miserable i just live a comfortable menial existence but even then i have most things i need im not sure there's anything id really change i dont know whether this feeling is contentment or something else
DiD you eat all your beans?
Trump watched as girl's newborn was murdered & dumped in lake, Epstein document says
Trust the plan
mug will be here tomorrow night
>>217887237And absolutely nothing will happen in light of this information, so who cares
>>217887257what happened to all the Q people
absolutely dreading seeing my cousins im thinking about just going on a bike ride before they come or locking myself in my room
ol st nick is taking a little vacation
>>217887237that's just a side plot from the godfather
>>217887264you dont understand, he was hanging out with epstein to get intel on him and plans to reveal it all in one big GOTCHA to OWN the libs!just 2 more weeks!
>>217887264always were just polfag larpers
>>217887289does the map still say Gulf of Mexico or did they fix that
>>217887316NORAD doesnt follow the pedo cheetoh's rules
Walkable neighbourhoods
>neighbour
3 am guess i should brush my rotten brown teeth that makes me look like i exclusively eat feces
https://youtu.be/2bFCNJx-BpM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_ijlnDtKa4
>>217887414surprised this song didnt end up in new vegas
>otro año termina>no hiciste ni 10% de lo que te propusiste para el 2025>llegan las fiestas>tenes que visitar a tu familia>todos tus primos llevan a su pareja>anon ya tenes novia? no trajiste a tu novia? cuando nos presentas a tu novia? todavia no tenes novia?>se ponen borrachos>pelea familiar>terminas en tu casa mirando anime solo con las luces apagadas y una botella de sidraSe repite cada año.
>santa didnt fly over my towny-you too
Opened presents on Christmas Eve award.
>>217887477what did you get
>>217887483Well I'm gonna mow down on this right away as the clock rolls over to midnight. Merry Crimbus everybody!!!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS,/cum/BUMS
MERRY FUCKING CRIMBUS
Awake at ungodly hours with house full of guests
Wehehe! There goes another Christmas of my family screaming at each other. My cousin got especially riled up this year. May the generational rage flow forevermore. Buncha fucking psychos.
my brother said parentbergs are hiding presents from me but i think hes a liar
>another latina rejected mei will literally never sniff a latina's ass and will die a virgin
I also got a shit ton of socks and boxer briefs. A few books and other random assorted things. A (used but working) Sony cassette walkman. Some chocolate. That's it. Honestly I'm satisfied. I got my mom an mp3 player to listen to Taylor Swift on lol.
This Christmas might be your last.
>>217887597This is my last christmas before im deported to Guatemala
>>217887597>mightboooooooo
Turns out flushable wipes are NOT flushable. Fuck me. I never used them anyways before but someone put them on top of the toilet and I thought I'd give them a try since I'd taken a massive messy shit. Absolutely clogged the fuck out of the drains. Turns out "flushable" wipes aren't flushable at all. I guess everyone just fucking knows this except for me. But like why the fuck put them on top of a toilet. I feel like I was set up.
>>217887629your mom is my toilet
>>217887629it is mostly common knowledge but I don't blame you. this shit should be illegal
Anyone else can't sleep because of Mexicans setting off fireworks right by their house?
>>217887597BASED SLEIGH BELLS POSTER
>>217887646I unironically wish I had Mexicans shooting off Christmas fireworks around me all I have is like 1/5 of the houses with lights and tons of Indians everywhere. It sucks ass.
>>217887646What's with thirdies and fireworks? I have pajeet neighbors and they just randomly will set them off on a random weekday
Tonight on Loveline – George Busts A Nut: https://youtu.be/6OqH_rbHexc
Another time I had bugs so I looked for pest control solutions. I found many labeled as "safe for pets". Thankfully I googled it before buying. Every single peoduct marked as "safe for pets" contained a specific chemical that is immediately lethal to dogs and cats. I found multiple posts on reddit of people saying how those sprays literally killed their pets after exposure from a single use. I really can't fathom the sheer level of cruelty and evil it takes to put something like that on shelves. I guess it's safe for pet rocks or something so they're legally in the clear but man, everything in society these days feels like they're designed and operated by spiteful genie lawyers who are highly skilled in the art of maliciously granting wishes and screwing people over with technicalities and dense obscure jargon
>>217887691I like when Anna and Dasha do this
Tomar
>>217887698Clean up the source of the bugs. If it's ants clean up whatever they're feeding on. That's all you really need to do.
>>217887698Bad bitches get bed bugs
Canadian wisdom: if you have bugs, get rid of the bugs.
Only 3 more hours until everyone wakes up and I can go down stairs
>>217887175ktim
>>217887140I think a bit of melancholy has slipped into the Christmas season for me because it marks time.>another year wasted>another year closer to my deathA bit like birthdays :)
back hurts
i need to be killed
Oh boy
>>217887755I ended up doing that and they left for a long time then randomly came back again for no reason weeks later. They weren't there for food or anything visible, they were actually going somewhere else ultimately, but they formed a massive line cutting in from my porch all through my apartment and around the living room then into the kitchen then a corner of my bedroom and under the floorboards to somewhere out of sight and most likely back outside or into a neighbors house. It was crazy because they brought a queen out too. I remember when i killed her a bunch of the nearby ants seemed to freak out and ran up to her corpse and moved frantically back and forth. Thej they picked her body up and dragged it away. Was cool to see. Normally they didnt react to seeing another ant die next to them but for the queen it almost looked like they were panicking. Anyways after that I just used bait traps and never saw them again
>>217887786You will have to be a good goy and wait for permission to open your gifts.
Stayed up all night trying to catch santa that nigga is sneaky
>>217887289Did Santa visit the little Saint James Island?
How is Santa delivering gifts while he's over the North Pacific?
>>217887563Trying to translate this. Does it roughly say "he doesn't speak Spanish and I don't speak English but we've still been together more than 1yr"? It worked out for a friend of mine. He dated a Peruvian(?) Or some other south American country girl he met off tinder. Despite the language barrier they ended up really hitting it off and have been married I think 2yrs now. They opened a resturant together now and run the business successfully. She's also learned English very well in that short time and went from speaking it not at all to being capable of full blown conversations
>>217888088I hope someone shoots him out of the sky he skipped my house
MERRY CHRISTMASBRIT BROS !https://voca.ro/13HxhJdEtWuK
>>217888200>he skipped my houseSanta works in mysterious ways 'tis not our place to question 'I'm. Shall not tolerate any further disrespect or denigrating comments about m'lord Santa Claus his excellency (pbuh) and will report them to the elves if you do it again. Thou'stve been warned and henceforth I expect thee to be upon thy best behavior.
Merry Christmas
Happy 4:20
Ever think about how the North Pole is in Canada and the Canadian flag is Santa hat colours? Santa occupied government…
Occupy this>*unzips dick*
The Bigeye Sand Tiger is an extremely rare species of mackerel shark, with a possible worldwide distribution. A large, bulky species reaching at least 3.6 m (12 ft) in length. This is a real photograph of one. They look alien.
>>217888533Also, while it is extremely rare. It is believed to have an almost global range. So if you're unlucky you could encounter one basically anywhere you'd go on vacation with ocean access!
This is a photo of a juvenile
>>217888561You look like that
>>217888561I look like this.
waiting for an appointment with shrinkberg
> WE FACT YOU A ZELENSKY SCIENCE>AND A HAPPY UKRAINE
>>217888561>>217888544>>217888533How would you react if you sat across from this almond eyed goddess and she smiled at you like that?
>>217889135I would slap you in your face
Why are the Eskimos appropriating Christmas
>>217889372wholesomeexberg is eskimo and he was the sweetest anyones ever been to me so i transheart all eskimos now
I have seen many self proclaimed right wingers on tiktok are homosexuals and follows onlyfans gay accounts. Is it common in the USA?
Ĉiujniamegas UsononNia revoestas havi McDonald'sEn nia propra vilaĝet'Tiamusoniĝos EriksdalMi fariĝos Britney Spears morgaŭBenita per la ora usonec'
>>217889787Shawty is a eenie meenie miny mo lover
just demolished my bum on the shitters
>Christmas morning>check grocery store online>tfw ordering striploin roasts 50% off and going to slice into steaks and mini roasts to vacuum sealMerry Christmas, /cum/.
>>217890267What a better way to celebrate Christmas than with murder and animal exploitation :-)
This is how Christmas should be every year.
In 2026 I will be able to do this
>>217888904You in the psych ward lil buddy?
Merry Quismos besties
>>217890441YWNBAW!!!
kurčina means big dick in serbian
>>217890454what's a psych ward?
>>217890971Your home
My wife enjoys kurčina while I play on my gaming computer.
She would enjoy the heck out of my kurčina
>>217891038God I wish I was her phone
>>217891065Same !
Coal heats my humble shed so Santa I want to send you my gratitude during these cold nights for keeping me warm and safe
it's snowing
>>217891428It's too hot for snow
>>217889787Mi neniam pensis ke mi vidis en /cum/ iun kiu parolas Esperanton
>>217891455Life is unfair
holidaymore like hollow day
eu não sei esperantofale em português
>>217890971mental health care facility. been in one once. not fun. there's no division. hopeless sadsacks looking for a quick exit are dumped in with actual crazies and dudes coming off hard drugs. very uncomfortable environment. one nut i was there with though, she made me laugh. i don't know what her 'thing' was. most of what she said sounded like someone on the radio rattling off sports scores. but she must've been there for awhile, because she had a beef with the lady behind the counter who did meds and discharge. i think her name was cici? the crazy gal said something like, "cici has a fake anus. my foot will hit that anus." only good memory i have from the experience.
You give me butterfliesYou got me looking for atteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenttiiiooon
>>217891608lol
I used AI to edit the mole out of a girl’s face to make the picture more aesthetically pleasing to me
i suffer with no usa gf
>>217891802only thing theyre good for is visasother than that worthless
>>217891802jarvis, keep the parts with her armpits showing. slow it. enhance resolution.
>>217891802Go for a Texan woman. Texas makes everything sexy.
All my exes are in Texes
so this is who is behind the leaf posts...
Merry Christmashttps://youtu.be/uEmaukbyzVQ
Might take an early morning Christmas walk
>>217891942Too old for goshy
>>217891931my two exes, and soon to be a third, are in calgary, wilmington, and las vegas. my own little bermuda triangle of being an unmanageable dick.
A video of Serbian family celebrating the feast of St. Nicholas went viral on Instagram, but sadly it’s because many Americans mocked them for having simple food and humble circumstances. Respect for their faith and resilience. God bless and help this family.
>>217892290Serbs don’t even have Christmas
>>217891856The only cute girls in Texas are brown and not from Texas.
>>217891802Honestly not that cute without all the makeup and effects. Also terrible taste in home decor, apparently
>>217892529Why are white Texas women the sexiest?
>>217892290LmaoI first saw that post in French word for word and then a posts later in English
>>217892539Even Oklahoma is better than this shit.
Merry Christmas to my friends in North America!!!
>>217892611merry christmas!
Made one>>217892616
Yeah ok maybe there’s no potential
Merry Christmas!!!1!
Fk is our grinch
>>217892708Merry Christmas my Canadian cutiepie
Sooooo what did Santa put under your tree? :))
Merry Christmas everyone!
>>217892967A work list from my nigger boss
If there is a santa he will have to beg me for gifts.
>>217893240Beg for this dick
Christmas is canceled.
I’ll give away a 50USD(or CAD equivalent) Amazon gift card to the first anon who adds me on discord Only rule: it must be used for sex toys
>>217893400I can't imagine 50 dollars would go far for a sex toy. Those things tend to be expensive as I recall. Don't know about these days, my wife is a prude so I haven't messed around with any for like 10 years
SANTA
its so fucking hot
I'll buy anyone an onahole if you let me watch you fuck it
>>217893552My dick is large and women say it is attractive but I'm not gay so you're out of luck
>>217893578Men are worse teases than women I stg
Merry Christmas to Americans only.
>>217893639We’re all Americans at heart
How could you forget the great Wyzen
>>217893657No you are not lol.
>>217893731I am!I love freedom, titties, beer and most importantly Jesus.
>>217893731Anyone who believes in freedom and colorblind meritocracy is American.
>>217893639Based
porn isnt the same anymore
Im drinking rum milk with some nutmeg in its kinda good
>217893782>217893805You aren't American. Don't (You) me
Momberg really loaded up my stocking this year
emotionally eating my emotions.
i wish i was an american from new england
Me googling COVID symptoms
I really need to find a partner man
I have work today :(
>>217893935Real Serbs want to be a CDL driver in Chicago
another tough shift at the gaming factory today
Came here expecting Christmas banter ma nun ce sta nisciuna
>>217894134Mi think me gwan take mi own life
I want someone to cuddle with under a blanket while we watch old footage of philosophers and essayists television interviews
Eating Starbursts
>>217894159what popular multiplayer games arent f2p nowadays anyway? I guess battlefield and ARC Raiders but those are both kind of dead at this point
depressingly dark outside for a christmas morning
my options to make most of my free time as an incel retard in 2026porn video games work out watch terrible shows and terrible moviesindulge in addiction shitposting drive around aimlessly feel awkward in crowded place squander money on random obsession
>>217894153No brudda, erryting gwaan be irie
> Santa didn't get me a subscription to my favorite OF modelThe fat bastard can rot in hell
>>217894409>>217894153https://youtu.be/z-mJpIlYM64?si=kIQUA0150j5vAkbm
in which
fuck this rigged niggerkike world im going to punch a hole through my liver and you cant do nothing about it
>>217894490Ipswich (/ˈJpswJtʃ/ ) is a port town and borough in Suffolk, England. It is the county town, and largest in Suffolk, followed by Lowestoft and Bury St Edmunds, and the third-largest population centre in East Anglia, after Peterborough and Norwich. It is 65 miles (105 km) northeast of London and in 2011 had a population of 144,957. The Ipswich built-up area is the fourth-largest in the East of England and the 42nd-largest in England and Wales. It includes the towns and villages of Kesgrave, Woodbridge, Bramford and Martlesham Heath.
This world is a nightmare. I'm going to wake up.
Mom's boyfriend is blasting white zombie
legit dying, the heat is killing me
>>217894588i hope that this is a euphemism for masturbation and not listening to Rob Zombie
scared
welp i bought a ton of gifts with like... pay in 4, pay in 12 etc. so i should be going broke soon but thats in the future i shouldn't have to worry right now :)
My mom's room is on the other side of mine and last week I heard her getting fucked by her boyfriend, like they weren't even trying to be quiet I don't think they knew I was home. The headboard was slamming against the wall super hard
>>217894734Good for her
>>217894751When my father died she should have killed herself, instead she became a shameless wanton
Watched old christmas movies while cuddling with the gf
fuck off
>>217894641uh it's the middle of winter you fucking dumbass
Fact:We would all fuck Rama Duwaji.
Even Russia isn’t safe from the jeet menace
I look like this
>I will not look at porn on Christmas I will not look at porn on Christmas I will not look at porn on Christmas I will not look at porn on ChristmasI looked at porn on Christmas
>>217895219And I’m proud of you
MANY MEN WISH DEATH UPON ME
thank fuck we're done with this euroshit holiday so that we can look forward to springtime (the actual best time of year).
hello
Kwanza was invented in the 1960s in Los Angeles
Some fuckass brought up politics barely a few minutes in and now everyone is going at it.
Is it true that people in America and Europe avoid saying Merry Christmas due to religious considerations?
what does happy holidays meanthere's only two real ones this time of year, and if the other person isn't jewish I'd say that narrows it down considerably
>>217895301hi
>>217895331ytpipo just don't understandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAg6pY1xkZg
>>217895365I never heard anyone in my life make a big deal about it either way. Online is probably different.
>>217895365yes, more specifically it's to avoid offensepeople get/act offended here like it's their job
merry christmas bummies
Well now remembering, one of my Jewish coworkers gets bitchy about Christmas being brought up to her.
>>217895365Happy Kwanzaa Pvt Gomez
One thing I like to do on holidays is look up camwhores who are streaming during the holidays to remind myself of everything I have to be thankful for
>>217895365Sometimes. People generally won't act offended if you say Merry Christmas but sometimes you'll hear people say Happy Holidays to be considerate of people who aren't Christian
my plans so far are to hide in my room
>>217895524sometimes I feel bad for spending half an hour jacking off but then I remember there's women that fuck themselves "professionally" for literally two or three hours at a time
business idea: sexmass
Parents didn't get me fucking anything this year fuck this gay earth and fuck this house!!!!! I'm not coming out when my family is here fuck you!!!!
ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME:
dinner is gonna be mcdonalds again
Just heard the Wilhelm scream coming from sisberg's room
>>21789587533 McDonalds and an Amazonian Warrior
>>217895456She fit
drinking eggnog (without whiskey)
finna take a christmas nap
i'm dying nigga i'm dead, i'm fucking dead, its so fucking hot
>>217895577I don't know how they stay wet for that long either. Maybe they don't idk, I've never watched a stream. But I mean hell, 15min in my wife is all nutted out and needs lube to keep going
Hunk of cheese and a labatt blue for breakfast
>>217895219Its okay anon, I looked at grindr on Christmas
>>217896257Fag
I'm a male prostitute my clients charge me to listen and pretend to care while they talk about their day or pointless office drama
>>217896381I think the technical term is "psychiatrist"
>>217896374Yes
>>217896577benis foot
sisterberg and her husbandstein are coming over for dinnerwitz in 3 hours
>>217896781mating press with your sister in front of her husband and you
>>217896912why are you so mean to me?
>>217896941just a lil friendly banter m8is all why u mad bro
People will be like "revolution is too violent" while materially benefiting from the day to day all encompassing violence of capitalism and imperialism.
Hangover>OnCoffee>BrewedToilet>DestroyedOh yeah, it's Christmastime
eating pancakes.
First time visiting Canada to see gf’s family. The lack of white people in the Toronto area is pretty shocking. Even out in the sticks half the pictures of realtors selling land are south asian. I’m not racist, my gf is filipino herself lol and I’ve lived in parts of the states where I was in the minority being white. But it is very surprising, I always thought of Canada as white lumberjacky dudes wearing flannel.
STRAIGHT UP NOW TELL ME DO YOU REALLY WANNA LOVE ME FOREVER (OH OH OH)
>>217895365Only mentally ill people careNormal people understand it's meant well
>>217894734How olds your mom & could I have a go at her?
drinking wine
>>217895336It’s what jesus would have wanted
>>217895365I only say happy holidays if the person is obviously Jewish, Muslim, Hindi, or Buddist
>>217897324This early, aunty?
>>217897343yes
>>217894734Moms allow things like that on purpose to let the boyfriend know he's more important to her than her son, unironically
>>217897342How can you tell that slant eyed yellow person could very well be a hardcore evangelical
heard some 8-year-old child called trump and when asked told him she didn't want coal for a christmas coal and then trump talked about clean coal
Making the yuletide gay, are we?
>>217897424no homo
>>217897400A lot of Koreans are evangelical
>>217897451Yeah exactly what I mean
https://voca.ro/15GU3ea02sLe
Should I tell momberg she got me the wrong size + the clothes are ugly or just quietly donate them? She got me a fuckin turtleneck and all the shirts are a size too small
>>217897424>>217897446https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O58OR_vR7I
>>217897565Lose weight,fatty.
>>217897565>all the shirts are a size too smallshe got you XL?
>>217897601I'm skinny/skinnyfat, I wear shirts slightly baggy because "fitted" ones will make me look like a Poindexter >>217897608She got me medium
my penis be low key throbbing
every day within 15 minutes of waking up i see or experience something that makes me wish i were never born
>>217897624I didn't stutter, piggy.
>>217897661I always feel horribly despondent immediately after waking up and it takes a minute or two being out of bed for my mood to stabilize
hmmm so this explains their intelligence...
>>217897807Or lack thereof! LOL am I right?!
Is it common to get a platter of shrimp and cocktail sauce for Christmas? My family does it, I'm just curious if it's common
>>217896781Didn't you just visit them in shitaly
bussin
>>217897807Looked up how CEOMAGAZINE measures IQ in other countries, I was suspecious since Nepal's IQ measured to 49. It's literally based on a book where a sociologist estimated the average IQ of countries based on school test scores, data from surrounding countries, small data sets from small children, and factoring in the poverty rate. Most countries don't have national IQ testing. For most countries, it'd be pretty much impossible to measure for IQ without external factors skewing test scores.
>>217894345me too
>>217897987i have two sisters
>>217897940Are you in a gulf coast state? That sounds delicious desu senpai.
>>217898212Upstate New York, close to Syracuse.
>>217895471weird how small group of womennshout bout feminist but like 80% just wna be dumb thots
>>217898247Is shrimping big in the northeast? I thought you guys mostly did fish and crab?
>>217898155Lucky you. My sister is great, she bullied me a lot if I wasn't exercising enough, or speaking improperly, not handling my chores etc. really taught me how not to be a lazy bum. How are your sisters
>>217898528Is your sister pretty?
Happy Birthday Jesus!!!
>>217898247Greetings from saranac
My dad paid an exorbitant price to get some fish shipped from the Seattle fish market overnight to our house for Christmas (we live in Missouri). No one asked him to do this, and not a single person liked it.
>>217898457We just get it at the grocery store; it's like a charcuterie board.Though, looking into it, shrimping was apparently a major industry here in the past, but due to overfishing, we're in a moratorium.
>>217898547Yes, very if the way dudes were around her is anything to go by. She's married with 3 kids now, but she didn't gain any weight like a lot of women are want to from bearing children
You make me feel so young
>>217887658You don't suffer
>>217898528marija is really hard to deal with. she's kind of a heavy person and is obsessed with hygiene. jelena is kind and very social. i am much tighter with jelena than with marija. marija is 13 years older than me and jelena is 11 years older. i love them so much and try to be a good brother
A very merry new thread coming to you soon from threadcuck himself
>>217898645
>>217898600 Sounds to me like your family doesn't deserve your dad
>>217898720New
>>217898694>i am much tighter with jelena than with marijamostly because she lives in belgrade while marija lives in italy
NEW >>217898706
>>217898728>>217898730>>217898736EVERY TIME?!?! I vote for the Christmas edition
>>217898728>>217898730>>217898736Unironically die
>>217898694>heavy personDo you mean physically or metaphorically? If the former it's ok, it is morally correct to disregard fat people
I am desperately begging you retards to stop threadsplitting.
>>217898765Bit of an overreaction there innit
>>217898768metaphorically
https://youtu.be/d9doOIhR6DM?si=TFcOpTJBBGNPeABxmy fav christmas song
