snowy edition>>217898645
I am fucking LOCKED IN bois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmVIuIVXbrs
I think Donald Trump winning is God making a metaphor about something, y'know? If you really think about it. Like how Eve ate the Apple in the Garden of Eden, man has done so once again in the form of electing the most evil person in human history to run the World hegemon.
Signed up for the Russian traditional values visa and will be settling down in Saint Petersburg
>>217911571based zister!
>>217911571>Immediately gets drafted to the front lines
>>217911565Trump ain't really evil, he just handrapes women and squints a lot
>>217911556https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g84WuhmYF6I
Who’s with me?
just ate an entire box of cordial cherries in an hourhappens in your cunt?
Oh yeah, and all those Epstein girls. But that's just the contents of our civilization, you know? I mean, compared to Tito, Trump at least sent US troops against rappers, you dig?
feelin eepythink i might hit the hayi hope all of you die of heart disease before age 40
>>217911611i find it hard to believe vance would beat newsom unless republicans come up with somebody im not aware of i cant see anybody beating newsom not that i want my shitty governor president i just think that's the pulse of the country
>>217911598dude, just say what you want in a curt manner, this ain't a coffeeshophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy0ynx-Mq4w
>>217911611that's never gonna workthey can't exactly launch Fuentesmaybe that Florida governor who wants to overturn LBJ's presidencyit's never gonna work
>>217911627I never liked those fruit fillings. Not in danishes or on ice cream or in chocolate
>>217911644https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY9TC_D5CQw
>>217911565I think Trump is really the end game of America. He embodies the worst qualities of American culture, there's no better person to represent what America stands for.
>>217911635fuck you and sleep tight
>>217911667I have never subscribed to the idea that Adam Ant can write songs, personallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MgcVC4oXVg
It's still Crimbus? Holy shit.
Gift recap-socks-sardinesYou??!
>>217911692https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G_CAYf-itw
>>217911703that's the other onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGD9i718kBUFrank Zappa's backvocalists and this English new wave band*mwah*
>>217911702TBDreckon it's going to be socks, boxer briefs, some snacks I like, and some money
>>217911730https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69CY3BsqkJI
>>217911736The frick kind of schedule is Canadian Christmas on!!
>>217911744nah it's just my family
>>217911702Mom bought me a keurig coffee machine. I have these at work and think they make shit coffee. It's fast though so that is i will still use on occasion. That's it. Oh and landlord dropped something off i haven't opened yet. He's very generous at christmas with the gifts despite being a slumlord. I would rather he maintain the property than give me shit at christmas but here we are. That's all.
>>217911702money and clothes
>>217911761>>217911756Merry Crimbus
>>217911611People are getting sick of the Republicans. We’ll likely see a democrat, assuming the DNC doesn’t put up some bullshit candidate again.
>>217911743alright, you know what, that's a pretty cool straight 80's rock song despite that other hit song, it's even got a Judas Priest section. But check this!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilDD5SeHxXE
BIRDIES THE FINAL HOLEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUc-BThmBog
wait what, newsom is running!?
>>217911744Some families skip gifts on Crimbus Day and go shopping on Boxing Day. Or at least they used to. Boxing Day has been dwarfed by Black Friday which we didn't use to have in Canada. And obviously Black Friday is before Crimbus. People getting up early on the 26th and going shopping for deals used to be a favourite tradition of Canadians.
>>217911761Kyuubey kyuubey kyubey
Mamdani 2028
>>217911792some post punk for yahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeGFkPoSJms
>>217911816He can’t run
>>217911805i cant remember the last time the fucker has said anything bout californiahe's been running for president for months noweverything he does is performative for 2028
Blimey m8, did you ask for beans?
>>217911816Mandingo 2128
>>217911820that's on the 'listhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xWdqMQ3W-w
What’s your favorite period in history?
>>217911837https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qmoXhFm-tk
>>217911855https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kGdW2peMmI
>>217911868Early Modern
>>217911868human history or just general history?
>>217911868the french revolution OR the american 20th century
>>217911868im fine with the one we're in right nowwe got high speed internet you can make all the 'video essays' all you want bout how phones are muh bad but idgaf
>>217911882Human
>>217911893early human for me
>>217911810InterestingReturn to tradition
>>217911874I once got with a girl cause I didn't go see Kurt Vile at Ljubljana Castle (but instead bought some weed and stayed at Metelkova)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CeNlRB0tAQ
need elle to sit on my face while her sister works my shaft and balls
>>217911927an english bandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hEFQsqWhUQ
>>217911952>delta blues shithang on now, that's not what British bands are about imo. Now THIShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsuF2tKilBo
>>217911868Late antiquity.
LOL
lol
>>217911868Honestly? 20th century.
>>217911991thats on my listhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03cy86u6Wi4
>>217912028very finish behavior
>>217912039>madchestah innit, baggy wotsitalri, m8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWd9mqC80BU
im bored
>>21791207367 on a merry rizzmas
>>217912072https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0IstWC-N6M
i wish my parents got me a sex slave for christmas
eating pasta for din din and NOT getting a tummy ache like a little bitch
>>217912083they weren't exactly whichever Crow(e)sbut check dis, bredrin yahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz_1OY8IGGA
>>217911611lets like have someone who not bogged to shit
>>217911837like why is this a videobeans are very healthy balanced food. like you could live off only beans and probably atill have 10 × better nutirional values than some9ne who eats mostly junk food
>>217912116i have bark in my list as wellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEpVZniAuC8
>>217912134https://youtu.be/dhn5Co1-yYQ
>>217912028literally dont ubderstand a singlr world
>>217912137https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV0-JYYfm5A
>>217911791Nigga these are the people that chose Jamala. Don't count your chickens
>>217912116also, I sort of read the novel and that dude who liked collisions and hi-tech buildings too!
>>217912146i remember that cover art https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93N4YKVJs6M
>>217912145Not even "this" or "girl"?
why is this thread just spamming youtubebizarresick of itdid appreciate the pentangle link last threadberg tho. love emvery intricate time signature on light flightvery unique jazz folk style only comparable eun in that category probably van morrison astral weeks albeit laura marling very obviousy copied the style somehwat on her third record about 15 years ago or whenever
11:23pm it's still Christmas
>>217912181Not here bitch
you don't belong here
>>217912178Idk that guy and that other guy always spiral into a circlejerk of music links
didn't ask bitch
@black americans who read thisplease come to our country and be content creators and influencers. when our women find black cultures and bbc gentlemen, they are really really very flirt and mischief
>>217912167this is despicable, this is panderingwitness true purposehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvLVSPPLZZY
corr just molested a pooberg out of the arsch-stein
Kind of want to get a nice airbrush as they are on sale but idk. I'd have to buy a compressor too.
the epstein files released. now what?
suddenly had a sneezing fit
>>217912190>>217912201Bitch
>>217912219bugger off back to /brit/
>>217912245i mind broke him
>>217912204Nigga think he on some Lewis Hamilton shit
BIIITCH
I enjoy this remix of this classic trance song: https://marec.bandcamp.com/track/smoke-1-right-here-right-now-fatboy-slim-right-here-right-now-420-trapbreak-remix
>>217912228now we deny the FAKE NEWS from DEMON RATS t. President DONALD J. TRUMP
>>217912223Or just a stockpile of canned beans and a flexible hose hahaha
>>217912232I usually sneeze in pairs. I spray snot and spit everywhere. It's always very messy. It's terrible.
>>217912261anyone who believes we're all gonna go under cause a few HIV+ rapists from Moscow is more insane than even me
goodnight
>>217912275What
>>217912283that may not be a woman
>>217912283Me.
>>217912295Most definitely is!
>>217912295niggas always say this but I swear you can tell by the facial structure and small proportions if it's a girl
>>217912315It's the hips.
>>217912303>>217912315>>217912322such a coterie of homo groomers I never have seen!
have you guys ever interacted with a nord irl they seem kinda weird in here matter of fact so do canadians
>>217912335no u
>>217912350it's OK dude, I too watch Czech Hunter, but this is about the truth
What about Czech Soles
>>217912371Slavoj Žižek would slap your face for that
>>217912348I wanna rape (You)
what cant yidsney come up with villains as kino as this?
>>217912402bro...
hope the glowies are keeping an eye on him
>>217912348leafjeets are subhuman i think we can both agreei personally think they deserve a 666% tarifftrump was too good to them
Might be glowies baiting
my mug is coming tonight
The offer is fair but I don't really need it. I kind of just want it but I already have such a big painting backlog. I am considering just offering $200 and wiping my hands clean of it.
my mom embarrassed me in front of my cousins talking about how im always asking her to get me happy meals and mentioned the freddy fazbear meal from popeyes
I listen to tts /x/slop while shitposting before sleep
>>217912498You gotta lean into it at that point. Your cover is blown so you gotta own it.
>>217912485treat yourself
kekget a load of this https://youtu.be/BgoCy7g_wJM
>>217912518i just cope laughed then she mentioned the grinch socks saying i wear it all the time i told her to stop slandering me
>>217912485>here's a spevial offer>it won't last long!>hurry!>take advantage!>here's your chance!>you've got competitionholy shit shut the FUCK UP
>>217912565Get they ass
Might do a bit of cheeky shopping on the 'zon.
>>217912371YumI love Eliza Nici
>>217911541YOU HAVE SNOW?
>>217912642YES!
>>217912485Like you keep painting and shit but then what?You haul like 1000 figurines into some nerdshop run by an obese neck beard to play for five hours or what
>>217912524>>217912565Perhaps, and yes I know it's all marketing bullshit. I think while it's a good deal. I really should paint more of my stuff first. If I just keep buying minis at this rate. My backlog will only expand instead of shrink.
>>217912674There's a few fat guys but they are customers not staff or owners. Also that would have been just an art project, also why I partially declined. I will be joining an escalation league in 2 weeks for a different game. 5 months, 2 games a month. Each month the points increase (armies get slightly larger)
>>217912687fool
>>217912655WTF IT WAS 19°c IN ICELAND 2 DAYS AGO
>>217912687based money conserver
>>217912642There was snow cover on the ground. And on that day Sigurdr Bjornsson's men came upon Oystein the Procrastinator's farm, and there was a massacre both in livestock and ting-eligible men. The blood ran free that day and when the Ting's appointed Huskarls investigated, no man came freely to offer his hands in bondage. And so there there was tensions between the huskarls appointed by the Ting and the Bjornssons and neither party gave ground nor acknowledged the awful crime that had taken place.
>>217912713More like warmland
Even the shy homely girls and the chubby ones have boyfriends
>>217912772Just be yourself
>>217912772If you are not happy without a gf, you cannot be happy with a gf.
>>217912713YOU CAN TAKE REFUGE IN MY IGLOO IF YOU WANT IT HASN'T MELTED YET
And when the blood had looked to just about pour over all over Iceland, Snorri the Storied finally gave his consent and all disputing parties took on his farm part in a ritual that shall be struck from the book, for no man with one eye and a raven roams Iceland now. And all were sated and each returned unto his homestead.
>>217912772Are you willing to fuck a fatty?
gonna make some tea at 1 AM because I'm crazy like that
guess i should goon now
>>217912817damaged
stayed in my room all day award
>>217912713i'm fucking icelandic i'm fucking germanic
Today was a pleasant day
>>217912858what do you guys like?????????????
>>217912887y-you made a spreadsheet for women?
On Day 200 of no poop July
>>217912879Love this video
I'm massaging my penis, not masturbating. Big difference
This years Christmas party was so small it just reminded me of how many of my family members are gone
Just squeezed a log into the terlit
>>217912918ALL of their PROBABLE personalities are condensed into this spreadsheet prove me the FUCK wrong
>>217912887quiet-confident, both guys and girls
One thing that inspires me is memories of being young, naive, drinking cheap Lambrusco wine in the Gianicolo Hill overlooking Rome at sunset.
>>217912956Hope you enjoy your christmas log
Thinking of making mozzarella sticks.>>217912980It's not Christmas no more nigga!
>>217912967suck my fucking duck I'm not putting thought into this
>>217912969northern italians are pretty much fucking germanic they are lombards an ancient germanic tribe
>>217913001>I'm not putting thought into thisI see you approach women the same way you approach your elections
>>217913029you're on thin ice leotardo
Mark Corney is the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler
this is unironically one of the kino movies of all time
today we are going to be evil
>>217913078you know what I might rewatch it tonight. it's been a few years
is it possible to reach a constant deep state of focus where the mind functions at full potential but without feeling strain? like naturally
>>217912713That’s because you’re in the middle of the ocean, and the ocean retains heat during cold snaps. The most frigid, horrible parts of Canada in winter are deep in the interior, far from the oceans.
>>217913137Yeah
>>217912724>Oystein the ProcrastinatorFeeling seen by this representation
dont talk to me fat ass
>>217913095je ne pas
>>217913137flow state o algo
>>217913162he had delayed his dealingsand therefore was set upon by his fellow man
>>217913164Take my flaccid ween in your mouth and feel it grow
>>217913052I wish
Ok time to get out of bed!!!Bladder is about to BURST
>>217913286Business idea: pocket pussy in the shape of a foot
>>217913164eet's like zee legen' of zee Feeniks
with all your strengthall your resourcesand all your moral authorityand the only victory you could achieve was a lie
life is wank
like the legend of the penis
What's a cozy non sad movie I can watch?
>>217913384https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SUwOgmvzK4
>>217913384https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7GzHZeZD94
>>217913410the wizard of oz
Happy 4:20
>>217913461FUCK
>>217913410The Holdovers
>>217913298That’s nothing new actually!!
>>217913461What’s the best gift for Christmas?A broken drum - you can never beat that!
Anyone else dogshit miserable?
>>217913410Silver Linings Playbook.
sticking pine needles from the tree down the urethra
Commonwealth niggas on December 26th be like
https://youtu.be/L6PTI0Gh5zU
>>217913593YOUCH!!
>>217913631lol i'm not sticking them in sideways!
>>217913631https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzQbMPqmN-Q
of course the porn addict is here right after christmas to spam, his asian whore must be busy with another man
Classic.
Didn't masturbate on Christmas award.
>>217913670Umm update your lore
>>217913826https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO7w90YG3Rg
>>217913864https://youtu.be/Y_bz0XFfej8
>>217913928I just knew Falco had kids, and they didn't like coke as much
pointless useless ahit
Why haven't you joined?
How about Der Komissar by Edie Falco (Carmella from The Sopranos)
>>217913995Slipknot tho??
>>217914014https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AxBgJ6wOAA
>>217914023https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQRaj1vcnrs
>>217914023>>217914034Is there anything interesting going on in the German music scene today? I don’t seem to hear about it at all
>>217914023The last time they were relevant was before you were born
>>217914117FK is 67
>>217914085the Germans are now and always the masters of abstractionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvgJrh9J8QE
>>217911541Beautiful.
>>217914085Not really I guess but I don’t follow anything really I just have 80s playlists on repeat on spotifyThere are many feminist rappers popping up who use excessively vulgar language to claim it back and fight against sexualization
>>217911541I miss Canadian winter nights under warm sodium lights. LEDs have killed this vibe
TDKR is one of the best movies I have ever seen. Bravo Nolan.
>>217913410SAW 1
>>217914176Does feminism even exist anymore? I thought it got ruined by trannies
>>217914150The master slave dialectic of abstraction…
>>217914176>he doesn't listen to Deutsche Musikhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kJiQnpY5gY
Nothing makes me feral with lust quite like those fat black women with enormous tits and asses
I hate this holiday
i have to let go of my anger. maybe that should be my new years resolution. it doesn't do me any good, it only poisons me.
feed the hate
i've fed it enough of me.
>>217914232Self proclaimedhttps://youtu.be/iax855jAlak
Happiness is a warm diaper
>>217914758Sounds grosssss actually
I hate living in the Midwest
this is funny
>>217914824We have Culvers and white castle though
>>217915025How many sliders in one sesh?
>>217915025so what
niggas crying about living in the midwest and shit nigga come to Picardie and see what real alcoholism is all about
>>217915059Crave case of bacon cheese sliders, large mozzie sticks, large onion rings, large sack of seasoned fries, and a large water.
>>217915223To each their own dead end life
>>217915247Jealous
>>217915264I bet you have a Ford raptor and 150 pounds of steak in the freezer make six figures and live within less than 20 minutes of a stripper joint full of 19 years old just begging you to turn them into housewives
>>217915374How much are you willing to bet?
If I wake up tomorrow just know that I tried to find a way out without saying goodbye
Dog shit
>>217915401my salvation in God's eternal kingdom
>>217915655I don't care. I don't believe in god
Oh boy
>>217915624Michigan, Minnesota and Wisconsin are all nice though
>>217915709Eat shit you man ghetto
man, that emperor nero guy was a spooky fella. they're showing a documentary on tv. they showed a statue of him, and fittingly, the nose had crumbled off. made him look serpentine, just a sneering set of nostrils, furrowed brow and cold, dead eyes.
cracked my joggers award
i'm not sure this is the exact one, but you can see what i mean.
can a /cum/ oldfag lmk whether this is real or not? i see it spammed a lot and just assumed it was a meme
ancient statues had dey nose chopped off cuz white honkey ass devils don wan u to see we wuz kangz n sheit
>>217916126int wasnt even a board in 2006 and you're a retard for taking anything this pathological geriatric says seriously
>>217916128lol
a "virtual" wine tasting lmao mm, yes, what a rich bouquet i imagine this has hahaha
reading vintage gaypostssovl
>>217911541our bus stops look identical and even has that JCDecaux text on themhmm
doctorberg keeps calling to schedule my circumcision
>>217915374My farts smell like sewage
>>217916821he just wants to see your dick, don't pick up.
Damn she like 6 foot
>>217917096google says she's 5'10, so only two inches shy.
>>217917096>>217917242what the helly, so i can actually troon?!
>>217917326she's almost six feet tall, not six feet wide.
>>217917096Yeah she’s tall and sexy
>>217917326c'mere whiboi >jams cock and balls at the same time inside your throat making you gag and chokehell yeah dats the shit I be talkin bout
so americans go for an injury, germans assent robotically, and the french fantasize about blacks. i guess that all tracks.
>>217917326no bro. that is not the lesson here.
Revolutions turn into institutions; revolts that renew the youth of old societies in their turn grow old; and the past, which was full of new things, of splits and innovations and insurrections, seems to us a single texture of tradition.
There’s this weird nigger worshipping lesbian Asian on instagram and she makes me extremely uncomfortable
maybe we should start doing things like they do it in germany
>>217917885Explain sis
>>217917827so quit looking at her instagram you gimp
>>217917889https://youtube.com/shorts/iM103vKdI5E?si=PtO_YNyYkSPCIbA1
>>217917890But she keeps popping up on my feed what can I doAt least judging by the comments on her videos I’m not the only one who feels uncomfortable
>>217918033there has to be some way to get her unstuck. tap or click around. youtube has a "quit showing me this cunt" button.
>>217917907Well at least in Minnesota you’re following our lead with all them gosh darn Somali shits
His kids don't look like him
Good morning I love women
>>217918260>shoes in the house Do they really?
Back to work :(
>>217918576then why are you posting girls
>>217918852Kita Ikuyo is a woman.
Jason wishes he lived this life
>>217918890post some anime girl with big boobs please
>>217918905Typical Mobil gas station sight
>>217918925Why should I?
>>217916126Jason started coming to /cum/ like 5 years ago. It's not even one of the old timers of /cum/, he's new-gen
>>217911541Torille
>>217919093ha. i tend to feel all women walk on hooves, you just can't see them. thanks though, that'a more what i was after.
>>217918905I wonder how her parents talk about her
>>217919247sharp whispers.
>>217916126It’s very true yesWe made the initial plans on ventrilo while playing cs1.6
>be me (anon)>warm up a big bowl of spghetti-Os>think to myself: "mmmm I could go for TWO cans of spghetti-Os">open another can and pour it in the bowl>warm it up>eat them right nowJust another day in the life of an alpha-chad. How are you virgins doing today?
>>217916126FK and I started out as friends and became enemies later, like Obi-Wan and Darth Vader(I'm Darth Vader)
>>217919347SpaghettiOs are traditional Sicilian cuisine
there was always going to be a north american general here but it might not have been called /cum/ in another timeline
>>217919416"/muc/"?
hello
>>217919563sybau
NIGGER
made one >>217919635
>>217919581hows it going?
>>217919661You come here every single fucking day and say exactly the same thing and do exactly the same thing every FUCKING DAY. When are you going to go out and get a job? or a life? Don't you want to live at least one single day in your entire life and actually do something? Don't you want to be somebody? What the fuck are you doing
christmas is already over
Next is new year, then my birthday :3
>>217919745im on leave today.
I nutted into my armpit
parents are dragging me to the mall today
The posts I’ll never understand are the ones going oh you’re here every day you do this every day you’re here from morning to night nigga if you weren’t here all the fucking time as well how would you know so sybau !!!
I liked the mall as a kid, great memories. Childhood mall was torn down. New one is full of Arabs.
>>217919867>FK has been here every day for 30 years and still doesn't know how to use the archive what porn brain does to a mf... smdh
>>217919867I fuck your mom everyday
>>217919867Okay but like I woke up on Christmas Day and came back at night and you were still here
>>217919867Does she have baby oil on her ass or did she fart slime?
>>217919888Why would anyone in their right mind go through past cum threads in the archive and keep track of who posts when sygdbau!!
>>217919904You check /cum/ when you wake up and before bed?
>>217919920I do.
>>217919918probably the same people who link the previous thread every single new
>>217919868Idk man Muslim migrants in the US just don’t feel right It’s a white man’s countryNiggers are a historical burden so whatever but other than that it just doesn’t sit right with me
>>217919916It’s my saliva :D
>>217919953Guess your grandpa should have fought harder
make the new
>>217919868where i first played mortal kombat. crabtree mall in north carolina. no idea if it's still there. i still taste orange julius every time i hear the umk3 start music
>>217919920Yes. I also leave the thread open all day
>>217920054same
So about the new
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NEW>>217920131
>>217920124>>217920127retard
>>217920124FIVEFUCKINGSECONDS
lol retards
Three fucking threads
>>217911868pre-history
