Odessa edishpreivous >>217911541
I choose this one.
>>217920113She looks kinda gross
>>217920193yeah idgi
>>217920193In a hot way. Like she would stink up the room while fucking you silly
odds bagelevens cerealzero kill self
>>217920337break out the cream cheese. sorry it wasn't zero. looks like you're stuck here.
>>217920337Dreidel
I miss the holidays because you could day drink and it was socially acceptable
went with cereal instead.
>>217920507new years is coming up, just remain functional until then.
currently day drinkingabout to lay in bed and play pokemon
The final boss of the Western Canon This is where you end when you've finished the Greeks, Romans, Medievals, German Romantics, the Russians etc. Have you read it?
>>217920561Which one
>>217920628arceus I think idk i havent started yet
Pocket Monsters Trading Card Game for Gameboy Color is such a dope game
My pasta and meatsauce from yesterday is a little lacking in noodles, so I'm gonna boil some and add them to my bowl to even it out. Additionally this will heat up the cold pasta and sauce to a yummy temperature.
>>217920703Sounds amazing
>>217920703My in-laws call meatsauce Jersey Gravy
>>217920710I lied, I opened my pyrex and the noodle ratio is fine. I'll eat it cold.Also stop posting ugly whores.>>217920781But meatsauce has pork so how would jews eat it?
cumbum sex!
>>217920805that guy has the severe mental illness gazse
>>217920805Heat it up please!!
>>217920113>/cum/ - Canada USA MexicoCan we start adding the US territorial lands of Greenland to this?
>>217920934
>>217920990
>>217920193L'Americano
I went to new jersey once in my life and we went to visit a jewish person
that nigga low key kind of clean with it though
>>217921031Were you taking out a loan?
>>217920960
>>217921053No, we were visiting a family friend(not friends anymore since mom became a chud)
Thoughts?
how many terrorists you think are woven into society like the ones at bondii bet there's hundreds or even thousands of em apparently they also threw bombs into a crowd but they didnt go off so casualties couldve been even worse thanks shitlibs
>>217921195They only targeted jews and took pains to wave off and tell Australians to steer clear and stay out of the way.
>>217921226Phew ok that makes them the good guys then
>>217921177why's he got on the little fezz? is he a mason?
>>217921274>heTouch grass!!
>>217921266عم، هذا صحيح أيها الكافر الحقير، هاروهي هي الإلهة الحقيقية الوحيدة.
OH WAGIEEEEEEEEEETIME TO COME BACK TO THE OFFICEEEE
Getting filtered hard by the empty box captcha >>217920193Don't yuck my yums especially when I've seen your ''''''yums'''''
>>217921341Just stating my ‘pinionNot saying I wouldn’t smash
congratulations nother idiotic threadwhatever happened to /dixie/ anyway
how humorous, he complains about an idiotic thread then asks about /dixie/.i am audibly laughing.
>>217921372It was like 80% foreignese people
A lot of people in this general crosspost on /lgbt/ I can tell by your filenames and topics
>>217921462who cares i lose braincells whenever i listen to the american flags here
My offer for the 50USD Amazon gift card still stands just add me on discord
>>217921554if you want to give away fifty dollars just give it to a nearby church instead of wasting it here
>>217921177show us his cockberg
>>217921554I'm too old for discord
>>217921584But I want to support you guys in buying a fleshlight
>>217921195>how many terrorists you think are woven into society like the ones at bondimillionsI saw a survey that said 30% of muslims want to kill non muslims
>>217921554What's the offer do you want to just be friends? Or is it something sexual
I only crosspost on /a/, /v/, /vg/ and sometimes /r9k/
>>217921602your mom is my fleshlight
>>217921614No just the Christmas spirit
>>217921618youre lying you only ever post on /lgbt/ and /cum
>>217921631Can I spend it on anything I want or does it have to be a flashlight
>>217921661Grow up.
>>217921668Idk it’s in your Amazon account once you redeem Saar so spend it on whatever
>>217921554i’ll take it not because i want/need it or anything i just don’t want it to fall into the hands of someone who would use it to buy something evil like a crack pipe or csam. it’s a moral act my tag is “copacetic_.”
>>217921696i bet this artist is a quebecan leafjeet people are always going on bout mexicans but the real people in need of deporting are the baguetteophones
>>217921618I cross post on /mu/
>>217921030it's a jew like you giuseppe
i wish momberg had aborted me
>Japan’s Cabinet approved a record $58 BILLION defense budget … the largest military expansion since World War II.>That makes them the world’s third-largest military spender after the US and China.>Beijing’s response: Travel warnings. Summit cancellations. And this week, their Defense Ministry called for “all peace-loving nations” to contain Japan’s “militarist revival.”damn... i still cant decide if this takaichi is a good good or bad thing for japansure better than koizumi though
>>217921949The East shall rise again
The Christmas spirit is alive and well.
>>217921949re open unit 731
>>217921618i only post here and /sp/, i browse /tv/, /vg/ and /ck/.
fuck christmas
okay time to get up>>217922174sorry only Christmas markets you get involve fast cars these days
>>217921696aww. that's cute.
Might smoke marijuana and play some video games, what are you doing?
I've been on 4chan for a very long time but I don't understand 2 things:>LogpostingAnd>that poster who occasionally spams a thread talking about Barney and MLP and some horribly violent shitLogposting is mostly contained to /b/ but that Barney schizo will show up in fucking /n/ sometimes I think
>>217922383same, just drinking instead of smoking. i was able to wrap my dailies around very nicely. the double xp started today, but the little objectives don't restart until about six minutes. so i caught yesterday's and i'll be able to crack todays shortly.
enis going hard mode
I have a lot of edibles I think I'll treat myself to a goon sesh and some vidya
>>217922457i sometimes forget that there is an mlp board
i don't understand my own code
>>217922457i'm no oldfag myself, i've only been here since 2007. i don't know how that log thing got started. there was this big gap where i didn't look at /b/, then started again and saw that stuff, then i stopped again. i assume it was like 'wew lad', just something someone spammed until you started chuckling from annoyance.
Alcohol could be so good for me if I didn't constantly overdo it
i feel good right now
What’s log posting
>>217922457I can't tell if it's the same dude all these years or really bored copycats who coded bots to act like him. Some say he has an rss feed warning him everytime some pony shit is posted somewhere.
>>217922662glad to hear it, guy. keep it rolling. take care of yourself, and have a fantastic day.
>>217922625My friend it's been nearly 20 years. Maybe "oldfag" is a loaded term but we are among less than 1% of the regular users here.
I'm feelin hella good so I'm gonna keep on dancing
>>217922678it's this strange thing that sort of caught on /b/ about the singer 'andy six' from whatever band, i don't know. but they'd post his face and make some reference to his shit. "logs". the most common was his picture and accompanied by, "his logs?" very weird.
>>217922688He definitely is the OP and the schizo poster. He has a VPN so he's likely a passpiggie. It's in the graffiti thread on /int/, some "hidden message" in the post that he "notices". If it wasn't so obvious that he was the OP it would have novelty. Now it's just annoying because that actually could be a good thread idea. I may repost it after the janny cleans it up.
>>217922696thanks a lot bud. you have a nice one too
>>217922457logging in
i want to say i first came here around 2018which i guess if you look at it that way it's been about 7 years
>>217922796I'd ramble about how 2016 fucked everything but honestly I just accept it for as it is now. We still have our moments. I really feel like 2025 was the most peaceful year we've had on 4chan in quite some time.
how did you guys first find 4chan? i was a dork who still bought toys at the time, and it was from a transformers forum because the leaks from the movie were being posted here. i clicked a link, looked at how awful megatron looked, then just kept clicking around. /v/ pre-split was something fun.
>>217922855sounds like a load of bullshit to methis place has been the same ever since ive gotten here was probably the same back then as well
>>217922894>2006 ish>Computer class>Weirdo kid next to me>Hey you wanna see "shitting dick nipples"?And from then on nothing was the same again
>>217922930we did raids and shit
>>217922894I found /v/ back in 2013 while searching for minecraft stuff (I'm an older zoomer)
>>217922457Lee baiting has several online wiki pages explaining it.
>>217922894My first internet forum was bungie.net and the Flood was my /b/. I think we started having a drawball war with /v/ or some shit and then I hopped over soon after. I was instantly hooked on being able to shitpost my inner thoughts anonymously and then the site proceeded to euin the entire rest of my life. Would have had a gf by now
>>217922930Jared Kushner spent a gorillion dollars astroturfing the fuck out of everything and every board during the trump campaign. You came into the noisiest fucking cesspool. JIDF this, libtard that, shadilay, meme magic, it infested everything. Gamergate made video games impossible to discuss (then again it was a pretty shitty few years there)
>>217922894> findit's been well-known since the mid-00s so i didn't need to do much searching, many of the memes from that era originated from 4chan. the whole "we are anonymous" thing was regularly in news cycles. i didn't use it regularly until 2009 because the edgelord discourse turned me off. i started with /a/ then bounced around as my interests changed over time.>>217923031> bungie.netlol same. haven't used it since pre-Halo 3 thoughever. dropped off when they were just starting to release promos for it.
>>217923031hey i posted on flood too! "drink from the hose", psh. you know i got banned from there? there was some plug in that let you customize your name banner and mine had a titty lady in it haha. you couldn't see her nipples or anything, but some queer banned me and force-changed it to default. lousy prick.
>>217922989Never knew there was a word for it
Yeah I’d like to order an eggs burger. I’d like a cheesebruger with a big fried egg on there. And a big beer! For my big broiler!>>217920113I wanna suck on her boobies
>>217923072I think it was around the time I was starting to become a nazi chud and also bronies were first showing up. I put a swastika as my avatar or something and got banned altogether lol. That's when I hopped over
i feel bad now
you want those doritos? well cool fuckin ranch kid
haven't sucked on boobies since june
>>217923186dođi u eksju pricaju o tebi
haven't sucked dick since october
>>217923186it'll be alright. see? how quickly you swung from good to bad? it can swing back just as fast. hold on. grit your teeth like a man being tortured. the sun sets and rises.
>>217923084Also knows as barneyfagIt is one of the strangest phenomena I've ever seen
>>217923053dont care libtard leafjeet
>>217923276Was shocked to see those figures. I actually cannot believe it.
>having a nice Christmas with my family>life is good>mom takes a picture of us all sitting at the dinner table>look at the picture>emotional whiplash hits as I'm reminded how much of an ugly ogre I am>Christmas spirit leaves my body and I immediately feel depressed again
I'm turning into my dad more and more every day
>>217923307Does he really?
>>217923326Are you fat? Just throw up after you eat and the calories don't count.
thinking about buying that fallout 4 anniversary thing. did they make it like skyrim, where the junk doesn't instantly pop up in your objectives?
>>217923383no
>>217923307I heard rumors that he has sex with his mother as well
>>217923406so all those add ons blow up your screen the second you leave the vault?
>>217923381No, never been fat in my life. I was underweight for most of my youth and got into lifting about a year and a half ago. I'm in the best shape I've ever been, but at the end of the day I'm still fucking ugly with a receding hairline.
Don't mind me, I wrote this rhyme lightly off of two or three Heineys, AND BOY WAS THEY FINE G
>>217923307>>217923417There were screenshots of him talking about rubbing sunscreen on her.
>>217923416I was already ignoring him but a Bosnian flag made the same comments as you a few weeks ago and I recall him posting pictures of his whole family here for attention, too. He has never made a single good post, like all tripfags. >he used to fill entire threads talking to himself, larping as different personasIt's scary how many people there are like this on here. I'll go back to ignoring him now.
Found it
>>217923508noooo please don't ignore him he is based and redpilled
I was planning to stay drunk all day from Christmas to New Year's but my organs hurt and my heart is beating really fast so I might not
I am happy drinking a Guinness but sad that it is the last one in the house. All I've got left is cognac and a $50 bottle of white wine.
>>217923557Get some Crown Royal
>>217923533>>217923537LOLFake post by the way
>>217923533>>217923537Based.
>>217923533niggas got a lot of confidence to say shit like that while posting his face
I’d share my booze with you guys if I could. I have so much booze in the house right now it’s bonkers. Bourbon, rye, rum, wine, beer, caesars, might still have some gin too. Take your pick.
>>217923539drink a bottle of water and take something like nyquil if you have it. if not, put the tv on. it'll override the sounds in the ambient noise.
>>217923581If you're going to spend every waking moment shitting up /cum/, the least you could do is understand basic culture like stores being closed on Boxing Day.
>>217923600You just reminded me I have gin and dark rum, too. Fuck yeah thanks anon it's a Boxing Day miracle.
>>217923600Let me get a Sprite Remix
>>217923620My local liquor store is open
>>217922894from rick&morty's subreddit
>>217923620I thought it was Canadian tradition to buy Christmas gifts on boxing day
>>217923657Enjoy big dawg
>>217923600ooh boy. the rye, definitely. got any vermouth for that gin? i like so settle with those.
>>217923664Only ones open in town here are downtown where it's full of fent zombies, not to mention it is -16 feels like -23 with the wind. Think I'll just be happy with what I have.
>>217923664could you please get a fifth of scotch and one of dem scratching tickets
>>217923216prekinite da me maltretirate i da me zovete kuckojeb pa cu doci
>>217923690Maybe discounted shit from big box stores for cheapskates Everything else is closed
>>217923660Yesssir coming right up>>217923704I had vermouth but I think it’s all gone sadly. I love a good Martini. The rye is almost empty too. >>217923709Makes sense. It’s -16 here too! Very fun
>>217923244thank you so much for caring
Let's smoke a bundle of embalming fluid
Canadians be like
>>217923786Got the wood fireplace going too so couldn't leave home even if I wanted to.
But seriously, we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
>>217923808Oooh nice. I have an electric heater which is not as cool
Good morning. I'm eating pumpkin pie for breakfast
>>217923809speak human you dog
please stop bullying me
>>217923848I love women but she’s vile
>>217923836Made the decision to live in a smaller older house so we could have the wood fireplace. Honestly think it was worth it, even though I wish I could have more rooms. Oh well.
i don't know what did i do to /ex-yu/ people for them to hate me so much. it's a sick pathological hatred. nonetheless i wish them all the best
>>217923891Old houses have way more style and charm than new ones even if they’re a pain in the ass sometimes.
>>217923949It's not that old. It is just a soulless house from 1980 with a fireplace lol
>>217923897they hate you because you won't let me fuck your sister and you keep her all to yourself man
>>217924099That’s fucking gay ngl
>>217924138Grow up.
Mr. Spock, do the V thing in my ass
my house is over a hundred years old
dogs would be the perfect animal if they didnt bark like retards all the time
>>217923786ah, see, you have good taste, so all the good stuff is vanishing fast haha>>217923796always. just like i told you. sending a little prayer your way any time i'm conscious. even when it's dubiously-so.
I’m a muthaphukkin psychopath
>>217924209My family enjoy their dogs barking because they're NPCs who can't bear to listen to their thoughts
>>217924209Well trained dogs rarely bark
i think im a girl
>>217924318Drop your pants, I'll tells ya
>>217924318you're already thinking, so you can't be
>>217924301Bark for me bitch
>>217924209My dogs only bark when they're really excited
>>217920113farty supreme
Kinda fucked up that it's already friday
i was planning to an hero this year, but i bought some games in a steam sale a few months ago so i decided to postpone it until i finished them all. i have not bought any games during this current steam sale.
On the can squirting liquid doodoo diarrhea out my asshole as a type this, it's like a slip n slide but the slip n slide is my asshole and the water is liquid shit
>>217924585Battlefield 1 won't go on sale anymore cause 6 got really popular. Used to go for like $6. Greedy bastards think I'm going to pay full price for anything? lmao get bent
>>217924696Was in this exact predicament a few weeks ago.
>>217924696Every attractive woman you've ever seen has done this
>>217924696this is why i pop imodium like pezz
>>217924770Yeah into my mouth
>>217924696That was me about two hours ago
>>217921341>Getting filtered hard by the empty box captchaMy favorite is one with 5 possible selections of pictures featuring random dots in random boxes.WHICH COMBO IS CORRECT!?!?!? REEEEE
I am very hardcore man like I type the n word online
Failing the captcha more than 3 times in a row should be an auto ban for 24 hours, if you literally can't pass a first grade pattern recognition test you have nothing valuable to say to begin with
>>217924994i keep saying, it should be a game. one round of frogger or mortal kombat. you wanna say something? okay, prove it.
>>217924994It is hard when you're drunk and phoneposting thougheverbeit
>>217924843
>want to do a cool sewing project I saw online (yes I'm a fag get over it)>nearly out of cloth>go to local hobby lobby>grab the bolt I want>go to the cutting station>some 40 year old looking woman having like 20 different things cut>girl cutting it asks what she's making with all of it>woman says she doesn't even know she just wants it>after like 30 minutes of the woman constantly adding shit while I wander around they finally they finish up>employee says her blood sugar is low but that she'll grab her associate to do mine>say sure no problem>she walks off to grab a girl stocking shelves nearby and points over at me>she starts to walk my direction>old woman is still wandering around the cloth section>sees the girl walking towards me>sprints full speed at her with her buggy and nearly knocks her over to intercept her while yelling I WASN'T DONE YOU NEED TO GET THIS AND THIS FIRST!!!!!!!>employee looks shocked but decides to help her instead for some reason>leave and go order it on amazon for half price with next day delivery for freeI support brick and mortar stores going out of business at this point
have mcdonalds leftovers from last night so i'm gonna eat them later
>>217925181Only if I get to main my wife Mileena
is the toll free p. diddy victim hotline still up?
>>217921862>75% northern europeanyeah, totally like an italian
This still hasn't been debunked.
Diddy fucked justin Bieber and usher up they culos lmao that dude is one sick freak man
>>217925673What am I supposed to get from this picture? That midgets are the only true whites left? or what?
>>217925690>up they culos
>>217925550"your wife" haha. so do you kiss her teeth, or what? you guys must spend bullions on floss.
>>217925770I like mkx Mileena, she has lips and is legitimately a top tier character design
Kiss me, Im Canadian
>>217925792see, i'm the other way. i don't like it middling. she's the monster face gal, do it. full-on shark mode. let's see those teeth do some fatalities! rip their throats out, milly.
I want to start taking zinc supplements so I can possibly shoot megaropes on the gf soles
>>217925722
>>217925882I still love her with the teeth, at least in most iterations. I just prefer mkx for the sake of pragmatism But the latest Mileena I don't like because they just gave her like a mental illness from vaccine or some shit instead of just having her crazy by natural personality
>>217925938your sisters find you creepy thoughbeit
>>217925962
>>217925938Me and the Christmas movie poster on the right
>>217925941what did you think about them giving her a predator jaw? how it sort of splits
>>217925984Your mom also thinks you're a rapist and won't even allow you to be around your cousins alone
>>217920113Wht did xhe transition to Italian?
>>217926031I don't like what they did with that mk at all, I wish the mk9-x-11 storyline was maintained for the foreseeable future (other than killing off Mileena). It was aesthetically the best by far
The demons in Frieren, which are irredeemable monsters who only imitate human speech and emotion to suit their ends, remind me of something.
>>217926098Jason?
>>217926033
>>217924209skill issue you're supposed to train them not to bark except for specific instances
>>217926067that would have been better. the restarts are tiresome.
Family is never going to leave..... driving me insane
>>217926229tell them its time for your daily nut busting session and that they need to get out if they're not going to help
going to watch how i met your motherberg with my motherstein
Couldn't afford a car so she named her daughter Alexis
Tell her how you feel already
>>217926293a mistake i'm paying for thirteen years off the plot.
My dogs bark when they need something or when someone is outside the house.
>>217926293daily reminder that your oneititis (yes, the booky, slightly dumpy acne-scarred girl that works at your local starbucks) is getting throat-bred as we speak. She is getting a heavy whiff of Chad's hairy nutsweat while he gut-busts another load of baby batter down her quivering, lipstick-stained mouthpussy. Her neck is visibly distended to the curvature of his virile manhood, and her mousy, soft-spoken voice audibly squelches with pained delight every time he cock-punches another sticky stream of priceless Chad DNA right into her deliriously needy stomach-womb.
>>217926396They sound like a passel of seething chuds
>>217926418i can tell you're black
>>217926424Lol
I'm at the gym
>>217926658Do you a lot of sexy women with shapely bundas in transparent yoga pants and thongs underneath
All the baddies at the gym are brown, the white ones are alright but mid in comparison
>>217926499what gave it away?
did anyone get the $50 amazon card from footkraut
this thread is really slow
>>217926906we're all recovering.
yeah
>>217927003https://youtu.be/2A4ChoqhUkc
>>217926906Worth watching?
WELL SHAKE IT UP BABY NOW (shake it up baby) TWIST AND SHOUT (twist and shout)
fk is my guardian angel
>>217927187Or I could be your devil
I'm bringing sexy back
This one might be more relatable for kids these days(they don't know what oreimo is)
>>217927097haven't seen it
At the gym in this unbearable heat
they're never going to leave kill me
Christmas doesn’t really end until new years day
>>217927417poop on the floor and they will leave
Went to the gym on the busiest day of the year and was still moderately successful award
>>217927417two options. start a political discussion orstand in the middle of the living room and pee your pants without saying a word
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH1GGwZBUDY
>>217927003dude you gotta get a new outlet cover they're 25 cents at walmart
Fulfilling my role in the human ecosystem by going to the gym for the first two weeks in January so all the gymcels can make highly upvoted posts about how miserable it is to see the gym be crowded by people who will failAfter I stop going because it's January 10th and the gym fucking sucks and I can't live like this anymore I wink at them from the stars. all is right from the world
We love the pain here don't we folks?
>>217927214She's supposed to be a dragon; she is pictured here at a Shrek themed party.
>>217920113this jewish aryan goddess owes me sex stat
>>217927543They said they were leaving today, but i guess for some inexplicable reason they booked their flight in the afternoonThey've already been here a week. i'm on the verge of massacring them
>>217927259Watch it with momberg
>>217927641>jewish aryan
>>217927615thank you for your service
>>217927615Okay but its only really bad when school lets out and zoom zooms come in the Summer so you have to do it again
If women were as forward and horny as men are there would be world peace
The gym sucks and you won't even get big unless you do roids
>>217927741Getting big you gotta bulk lil bro
>>217927741I want to do roids
Just don't look at the niggas ego lifting with the worst form possible
N
O
>>217927781The one black guy at my gym refuses to rerack weights and loves slamming them even though it clearly says don't do that
feel like luke being goaded by the emperor. "the hate is swelling in you now". god damn it.
When I was in college I lifted until I benched 345 lbs at 185 lbs body weight, and then I stopped lifting altogether. Now I just do a couple sets of calisthenics every morning and call it good. I don't see a point
>>217927903My balls swell when I'm fucking your mother
Dwarfs breeding should be illegal.
>>217928052Dwarfs should be forced to live in tourist villages where they dress in medieval clothes and practice blacksmithing
>>217927937Sexing the babes and commuting violence is the point
>>217928023Can you stop posting this
>>217928111They'd be too weak to blacksmith.
>>217928128Can you start kissing me?
It's very funny that blocky shoes for grandpas are now fashionable
>>217928112>Sexing the babesI barely looked better than the average lean guy even with objectively good lifting numbers>commuting violencecardio is best for this (truke)
normie shoes shapes are a conspiracythey want you to hurt you feet
>>217927776Doing roids is equivalent to cutting 40 years off your lifespan
>>217927662everyone says that movie is shit
>>217928128No
>>217928285it's an awful pile of hateful crap. you're not missing anything.
>>217928305Lamest normie tattoo
This really makes you think
>>217928111they have this in china btw
>>217928365Is that a fat guy or girl in the back?
I am personally responsible for all the bad behaviour of women nowadays
>>217928023Imagine partying with Epstein and Hunter biden
>>217920193She does. Something about her is off, other than the fact she's jewish.She came out of nowhere too. She doesn't hold a candle to Gio Scotti
>>217928365no, AI slop does not make me think about anything.
>>217928365still whores
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FknatnXUiBQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FknatnXUiBQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FknatnXUiBQ
>>217928519Yeah, but they were better to look at
Hunter Biden would be a fun friend
>>217928567Joe Biden is a criminal
>>217920113the septum piercing tells me everything i need to know
New>>217928607>>217928607>>217928607
>>217928523>>217928523get in there
>>217928589Where's the charges?
