potato chip sandwich edition
GET the gym joinedGET the holiday bookedGET the sofa financed
>>217921301corrrrrr this really is a classic
Janman won't like this one
Right well that's a lovely big cock isn't it
atheists are more like ants than humansbecause they are unable to consider the existence of godthoughts?
oh my gosh is that an adult woman having a consensual sexual encounter I'm going insane arrghhhhhhhhh
>the wedding dress alongside the cumshot
>>217921327
>>217921301Hag
>>217921140
erm, we call them chuds these days, rorke is so 2010 unc
Not the ponies rorke
>>217921301Classic vid
Any groypers in
>>217921386incels actually
Rorke hoping his gf hasn't had a massive cockLeftypol hoping his gf has
>>217921386chuds is almost a decade old, back when yankee leftoids thought lisping podcasters were going to implement socdem sharia
just going to start my dietstein as soon as I get homeberg tomorrow. I can't afford to waste any more timewitz.
Straight porn always gets deleted far faster than CP does, wonder why?
ate one of those melting bries and a load of pigs and blankets after everyone went to sleep last night and i was steamingmy farts have been horrendous and can feel a BIG christmas log building make its appearance
woke up at 10am and haven't gotten out of bed other than to poo
back from Sainsbury's, managed to spend £40 on fuck all
>>217921313>>217921367>>217921396who even is that? is it an e-celeb or summat?
>>217921446February feels
I fucking hate my brother's wife
just robbed antipasto from the fridge and took it upstairs pretty nice tbf
>>217921458Frankie Hulme She went unnamed for a good decade or so before people gave it away
>>217921446cheers frogx
>>217921469why
>>217921468thinking about 9/11
>>217921491what the actual fuck is this
>>217921327I consider it and reject it Deegs because I cannot believe such an existence would be so hands-off to how vile the world can be I am sorry ok I tried
just did 9/11
>>217921491What did he mean by this
>>217921491Leftypol's Boxing Day family watch
>>217921525how is god hands off mate? he does loads of miracles and even gives us a "second life" in resurrection so to speak
I did buy 12 bottles of Heineken
>>217921491
>>217921491Seen this happen in Amsterdam. Then some lass shoved a banana up her fanny and forced my mate to eat it out of her
>>217921279Do brits really eat this?
>>217921567Now why did she do that
>>217921544Didn't he give us life then let us do as we pleased regardless of his wants or will? Otherwise he is willing to interfere but just refuses to do so which is incomprehensible. This is what I struggle with I'm sorry ok.
>>217921567forced him did she yeah
What was it then
Catberg screaming for no fucking reason it's getting annoyingretard just walks around the house yelling
>>217921551your obsession with this absolute mid of mids is fascinating
lowky i jerk off my penis sometimes
meanwhile post tranny porn and it'll stay up for hours
>>217921576yeah, don't you?
>>217921595She's gorg
>>217921545good manpicked up some alcoholic cider beers on the way home on my walk haven't I
>>217921592
cant get skyrim to run on my steamdeck
where's cloggy, where's spainlad, where's tacked sranny, where's 190
>>217921606Why do you think Jannies basically support the blacked cuckold posters? They’re all in the same discord
>>217921595i don't think i'm the person you're thinking of
>>217921561My heart goes doki-doki! (o>ω<o)
>>217921607I eat potato chips and I eat sandwhiches but I dont eat potato chip sandwhich
>>217921634190 is in /box/ over on /sp/ Lure him out by calling Joe Calzaghe shite
>>217921617>cider beersno such thing
>>217921581Yeah she grabbed his head and shoved the banana down his throat
>>217921580what do you mean by let usgod gave us life and told us both in our being as the image of god and through scripture after the fall what we should do for us to flourish. he has already interferred greatly so as to give us all the oppertuinty to flourish, in fact the only reason anything hapepns is because god allows it to happen. in god's infinite glory he chose man to have a free rseponse to him, and for a response to be free it sadly means some people reject him and that is what we see in the world. if everything you had a sinful thought you got replaced by a robot or zapped into extinction there would be no humans left
Off to hibernate lads anyone want owt?
>>217921626that's surprising
cider beerrugby footballwoman man
>During wartime, UK conscription initially targeted men aged 18 to 41, as seen during World War II. As the war dragged on, and the need for more soldiers grew, the age range was expanded to include men aged 18 to 51. Women aged 20 to 30 were also required to serve in non-combat roles. However, in peacetime, conscription typically focused on younger age groups, usually between 18 and 30, as seen with the National Service Act of 1948, which required men within this range to serve for around 18 months.ziillennials sitting comfy
>>217921662just leave your bum poking out of your den for the lads to take turns on
>>217921678ah
>>217921655is that so? Well I had better drink them anyway
lots of (You)s, cheers lads really made my Christmas
aha x
why did god give me a willy if he knew i wouldn't use it
FUCKING SHRIEKING
'za in the 'ven
got the Frasier on
>>217921678This post is deeper than people may seem
>>217921730you never peed my la
>>217921738runt
got the rapist in the gaff what's he like aha
>>217921741um um um
>>217921718diegos religion thing is the most obvious cope for either closeted homosexuality or his life failings dont know which
>>217921468love our georgelast great president
Don't think I'll be clicking that
right well I'm not clicking that
>>217921740quite stylish>>217921752yes
>>217921279vile runt slopbeen thinking, where did the term vile runt slop come from anyway
no I don't think I will be hovering over that particular thumbnail actually and I think I will be revoking video permissions for all JF flags in /brit/ for the remainder of the evening using the following:4chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:not(:has(.flag-gb)):if(.fileText:has-text(/webm|mp4|gif/)):if(:upward(2).subject:has-text(brit))
>>217921764hs
gf caught me raping her labubus
might start a new save on toil of the wild much prefer it to toil of the kingdom you see
>>217921805youre the most obvious closet case ive ever seen ngl loads of other posters have pointed it out too
>>217921820jujust got the ick from this post
>>217921820love me breath of the wild, probably never going to play it again, first time was too good.
>>217921820never played the 2nd one since it was an obvious reskin. Not arsed about building lego cars or hoverboards or any of that shite.in BOTW I skipped every cutscene and just ran around climbing random tall things and mountains
>>217921846really not matelife would be a lot simpler if i was in mayn ways tbqh
>>217921866Good lad
bf caught me with the gf now im all upside down
>>217921866yeah samewas too spasticated to make hovercrafts and tanks and all the stuff you saw online so never bothered
>>217921866mira is peak girl next door with a lil bit of abslovely 6/10 thing
well I'm not going to fall for it twice
>>217921866Tears was a placeholder game so the scum at Nintendo didn't have to bother making an actual Zelda game for over a decade
>>217921820Enjoyed it but also can't bring myself to finish it for some reason
pizza is nearly ready
rorke preparing for homesteading life on the minecraft serverleftypol on the furry role play discord
>>217921932No Christmas day leftovers?
>>217921866She's fit but I can't watch her since she started putting findom shite in her titles
sex gifs
>>217921948haha yeah no, had a meal deal for Christmas dinnerx
>>217921925The final boss is so meh I hyped myself up for it for no reason. Was a shame, because storming Hyrule Castle was fantastic. I did not like TotK and even getting through the tutorial felt like pulling teeth
"Xmas" is a very Y2K word
same bint from the staring contest webm:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1766704008514464.mp4hard to tell if she's eccied or just has massive pupils all the time
>>217921986dont give a fuck
>>217921986I love her
kind of shocking how much p has been posted to brit these past few months
Playing the Halo 2 mission Gravemind where you invade High CharityGot five marines each armed with a beam rifleWe're going to kill every alien who's ever lived
>>217922035>Playingnope you are boring us with a blog actually
>>217921986needs a bbc down her throat to shut her up
>>217922041fuck off monkey
Xmas cos the guys who's birthday we are celebrating died on a cross Bit mean
>people I use to go to school with announcing engagements on Facebook and celebrating becomes Doctors and shit>im still yet to have my first kiss
friday is it nothttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1766767088476136.webm
>>217922074Diego, thoughts?
what were the first tits you saw in a movie? mine was that shower scene in starship troopers
which teletubby do you find the most sexually appealing
>>217922100on the vodkanomics myselfGOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CAPTCHA FIND A PAIR? FIND MY FUCKING PAIR
>>217922099Remember feeling like this when my cousin who's 8 years younger than me got a gf before meI've had one now thoughbeit
>>217922074it comes from the greek word xριστός which is pronounced christos and means christ
>>217922142Not accepting this woke multicultural interpretation
anime horse racing game where all the horses are girls
>>217922139>cousin that's 10 years younger than me annoucing she's pregnant
zaberg
>>217922142>xριστόςwhat's he banging on about!!!!!!
>>217922124Starship Troopers is a good shout, could easily be that for me too as my dad showed it to me quite early on. I had no idea what fascism was (still don't tbf) and just enjoyed it for what it was: a film about hunting bugs.however I do have a memory of my mum renting some dogshit kids movie about huskies from Blockbuster video back in the day but they'd obviously put the wrong disc in the box as the film started and it was in a house interior and some woman walked out of a bedroom topless and was then shot to deathmy mum, who is totally fucking insane, went absolutely mental (heaven forbid her son and daughter see a boob by accident) and so we ended up crying
>>217922185well that's me eating pizza tonight then
>>217922185looks alri although might have added some cheeky anchovieswhere is it from?
crisp sandwiches are grim and I refuse to believe anybody actually enjoys eating them
looking at buying a new car and it's so fucking tediouscan't stand dealing with car salesmenyou end up going in circles on autotrader/gumtreeevery cunt has an opinion on carsevery car supposedly has something wrong with ityou have to drive long distances for something which may end up being shityou have to deal with haggling cuntsfucking hate it
>>217922205he was diddling the step daughter
>>217922200>my mum, who is totally fucking insane, went absolutely mental and so we ended up cryingScream
>>217922210crosta mollica
>>217922220Directly confront anyone who said they like them rather than this vague blog you cowardly incel
>>217922205the wife does look like a rancid HR cunt tbf
>>217922242Just tell your da to buy a new one and get his second hand
>>217922242never owned a car me
crushda bollocka
>>217922242just get it off cinch or carwow
have enough booze but worried i don't have enough mixer to get steaming later
>>217922220it's bread and crisps mate, get off your high horseyou're not high class just because you pretend not to enjoy the most palatable foods in existence
>>217921874not the only poster thats noticed it, cant be a coincidence
>>217922310poof
speaking of cinch, I feel like Rylan Clarke is probably a fairly sound guy. He seems normal. Obviously he's a bumder but I've always got the impression he is genuine, doesn't take himself too serious. Would be decent craic on a night out.
>>217922258I have, and many times, you projecting pea-brained piccaninny
>>217922205When Cody crashes out, the whole world trembles
>>217922310push comes to shove you just take shots then follow up with a swig of tap watera "chaser" as the yank Cody's say at their frat parties
pizza and beer is there a better combo? probably hugs and kisses from a a girl who loves you but I'll never know haha x
>>217922314>it's chocolate and blue cheese mate, get off your high horse>you're not high class just because you pretend not to enjoy the most palatable foods in existencecretin
Might win the lottery lads, I'll give you all a penny from the winnings, don't spend it all at once x
>Sometimes Combs would join in. Ventura said at the end of a session, Combs would sometimes instruct the escort to ejaculate on Ventura’s body and then tell Ventura to “put the semen” on “his chest and his nipples.”>Sessions lasted several hours, and one “freak-off” could involve up to four different escorts in rotation with Ventura.
>>217922337just say you want to shag him up the arse
wonder when socks were invented
>>217922337Mumberg knows a relative of his, she seems to like him
>>217922374your stupid comparison doesn't even work because blue cheese is considered an acquired taste
sick to counting death of drinking drank and ate shite every day for 2 weeks
>>217922393probably after feet were invented
>>217922410Gets really boring and grim drinking on consecutive days. Don't know how people do it
Don't hear people say sigma these days
>>217922410ktim but 20 years
Have more than 2 pints and my stomach turns inside out the following day.
>blue cheese is considered an acquired taste
>>217922465get a bag up you and a pepto bismol down you
>>217922466you can't even handle bread and crisps mate pipe down
dunno why peopel like ftl so much bit of a boring game
Isn't everything an acquired taste
zoomer dad calling his son a proper sigmathe son looks on embarrassed but appreciative
realizing im old. 30 and a half years old, am i cooked?
I think I prefer boxing day to Christmas dayThoughts?
leftypol dropping the act when he gets upset https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1766631240022991.mp4
61 61 61 61 61
>>217922242>you have to drive long distances for something which may end up being shitThat's true - rural car dealers probably offload their marginal stock (will sell but not for great profit) to the city dealers, who can always charge more for being closer to the populationso with rural dealers you have to wonder if you're getting stock that wouldn't sell if it was in the city, or if the good stuff is marked up to match city prices due to being in demand
Got bad acne all over my foreheadNo idea why as I’m pretty careful with washing my face and moisturizing And I’m 30
boshhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1766378633023253.mp4
>>217922486crisps with a normal people sandwich, like normal people eat, are finecrisp sandwiches are grimsimple as
What? No fuckin' ziti now?
>>217922560thoughts on monster munch or wotsit sandwiches?
>>217922541clean your pillow case and towels goofy ahh nigga
anyone else watching the ballkicking?
business idea: beer bottles with an led at the bottom to make the bottle glow
Have no mates but seeing a girl so it's at the point now I'll not be able to hide this hope it doesn't make me look like a freak
>>217922585Monster Munch and Wotsits aren't crispsCrisps have to be made with potatoesWotsit sandwiches would be almost acceptable, provided you use a few layers of actual cheese and some Dairylea spreadable in lieu of butter
>>217922560>he can't handle the combination of soft and crunchy
>>217922593not watched a microsecond of football since the last world cup
can't imagine being caught wanking as a teenager by a family membercould never look at my sister or whatever in the eyes again knowing she's seen my with my walt in my hand tugging away
>>217922617Just a mysterious lone wolf sensitive sigma x
>>217922617just tell her you just stopped seeing eachother after school x
funny looking lot, the chinese
>>217922617end of the day so long as you've got a pulse, can give her kids, and she likes you you'll be fine. They can tolerate you having no mates, I've seen it.depends on the bird obviously but there most definitely are women out there who will accept you as you are. Best of luck pal x
>>217922651>sigma Oh my days unc
might get the tunes on
>>217922653That's true but university >>217922668Cheers x I suppose that's just part of the game
>>217922504when did you start playing it? it is 13 years oldIt holds up because the core concept is lightning in a bottle, but you need mods for replayability and variation
zoomer watching a tiktok of another zoomer looking autistically at the camera while a song plays and commenting "holy aura"
got the autchre live in Krakow on
>>217922617>No friendsCan't get married then since no best man
fuck me i am absolutely roasting after that boxing day lunch, need a cold shower
>>217922814It's not live mate
>>217922814for me it's this part in their 2016 setshttps://youtu.be/rX8NMaGEs6g?si=vhBsuYnLTR398kDh&t=2687
>>217922647something that happened to me was I was doing my exercise squats in my bedroom in my boxers because it was the height of summer and dead warm and in between sets I was sitting at my desk on the laptop posting here and of course mumsy barges in because the printer isn't working and she's been on the phone to HP all afternoon trying to get it fixed speaking to the nice indian lady but to no avail. So she clomps into my bedroom unannounced as I'm sat at the desk a bit sweaty from my exercise in only a t-shirt and my scantsnaturally she assumes I'm wanking to some sort of evil pornography and puts on a bizarre facial expression and says "what's going on here". Calm, yet aware I am sat in my boxers, I ask her what she wants. She persists with her weird accusations that I must have been sat at the computer masturbating despite my calm insistence that I was doing my exercises (she knows I exercise at home since I'm in shape). At this point I become genuinely annoyed since for some reason she has insisted upon standing in the doorway (still on the phone to this indian woman, I might add) asking me in a fake concerned tone "what's going on?". This time I really fucking lose my lid and snap at her. I say "I'm just fucking sat here at my desk I'm not doing anything but yes I do masturbate. I'm not right now but you just fucking walked in here unannounced". At this she leaves and closes the door. Later on she apologised (through the closed door) and I just said "whatever". What really fucking burned me up was that when I angrily said "yes I do masturbate" (despite not even having BEEN wanking) she said "um it's OK, all men do it". The implication being that she has never. I think at that point I genuinely told her to fuck off. She's a fucking bizarre cunt man you have no idea.
Being with a woman who doesn't masturbate is a terrible idea, guaranteed frigid as
on my fourth beer
>>217922504You've never had sex.
I just roke up. Good morning /brit/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSnntcGMMs4
mad and mental how I'm a complete loser who spends Christmas and boxing day alone
you ever pluck out your beard / facial hairs with a pair of tweezers?it's something to do.
>>217923052nah not a mentalist
>>217923014you're not alone, we're all spending it together here.
Might watch a bit of AFCON
been rangeblocked from posting images for some reason
>>217923066yeah love you lads. but of isn't the same x
>>217922992KTIM!!!!
>>217922668are you the ever elusive technoandslagseveryfridaynight
>>217923082if they want a brown europe why on earth are they not importing these peng tings?even me, rorke, would give these ladies a caramel babycome on, wef, lets make europe brown!
ah fuck it might just drink again
>>217923085they're doing random short term range bansprobably to do with that botnet people are using
don't wanna be an american idiot
>>217922979same as you
another year with no gf
tesco did not have the bread i wanted to make a turkey sando with because i left it too latethere were also 5 chinese standing in a row blocking 3 self service checkouts slowing filling a single baggot some kinder pinguis though
>>217923100My own family are nutters. Better on my own.Obviously it would be ideal if I had a loving wife and children and all that but it is what it is. I'll die alone never having seen a vagina or touched a boob but I don't care fuck it I'm not even gonna kill myself I'm just going to keep going out of spite; I want people to be confused why I haven't topped myself and why I keep in top physical shape and have a burning fire in my eyes despite living in abject poverty and misery at all times. I do not require external motivation, I carry the fire within me.
>>217923147shitting nora
Zoomer cousin is staying over for the Christmas period and just hit me with>"Yo unc tryna go for a walk?"I'm 28Anyway we went and I hit his weed vapeStarted coughing and he laughed and said I'm "geeked off the penj"I fucking hate this generation
Still upset about her death
>>217923231ever shag him up the arse?
Right which lad wants to take an enormous amount of HRT next year until they are passable enough to be my gf?
>>217923147repulsive
>>217923231my nephew said i'm basically a paedophile because my girlfriend is 23 and I'm 34
>>217923231yooo this unc tryna hit the pen lmao
>>217923231Ah yes. 28 years olds are famous for not being chronic weed smokers. Very believable story.
>>217923246remember that simpsons episode about herfunny
>>217923125lmao I haven't heard that term but I can say in all honesty I think you may be referring to me. I do indeed often get steaming on fridays and post slags and whatever music I'm listening tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxo-uHkaodU
>>217923246reckon she ever...youknowed...a monkey
Well, it's finally time for the Boxing Day poo
"SJW" lasted 2-3 years. Now "woke" is fading out too. What is next? These terms lose their bite so quickly. But "nazi" and "racist" and "nonce" still survive. Evergreen vs trendy
>>217923301I'm not your average 28 year old I'm a virgin freak but I'm absolutely NOT unc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjQaPcgF9sInew atomic shrimp kino just dropped
>>217923347I also enjoy roleplaying on the internet.
>>217923339>>217923373
>>217923347>but I'm absolutely NOT uncanything above 25 is an unc thoughno shame in being one but trying to act like you're still part of the "young" group is sadyou're old, you're supposed to be married or have gf of few years at this pointyou are not hanging out with kids durring family parties etc. you're sitting with the old uncs
nick fuentes has been treating piers morgan with such disrespect. he called him a cuck. and he makes fun of brits all the time. when will this stop?
what do you call a black man in a tree with a monkey? the assistant branch manager
>>217923373What roleplaying?>>217923387Under 30 literally isn't old
>>217923339It's not that woke went away it's that big Don is in power and he and his financial backers (primarily Elon due to his tranny son) are against 'the woke' and so these spineless companies that will blow whichever way the wind blows bend the knee. Woke will make a roaring come back the moment the next Joe Biden esque corpse puppet controlled by pink haired troons comes into power.
>>217923421>Under 30 literally isn't old25-30 isn't "old" but you're not "young" either
>>217923347the shame you feel is your subconscious telling you to get a move on lad
>>217923404Good, I hate Piers stupid "bloke liberalism" where he just parrots the exact same opinions as everybody else but through some "no nonsense just says it how it is" lense
got some chocolate, mince pies and haribo
M&S trip tomorrow ladsgetting some Autograph clothes x
>>217923309Head would be lodged in her muff like a pitbull on a todler you'd need a village to pull me off
>>217923494Blend it all up
tempted to walk to the shop and get more boozewould be 25 mins there, 25 mins back, in my current state of utterly steaming. Also did a very, very long walk earlier. That's nothing though could smash that easy. It's early enough that I could do it and be back by 18:30 then just have a huge blowout session getting blackout drunk, proper sink into the self-destruction.
This ad has me thinking unwise thoughts regarding my balls integrity
fuck it man I'm going, this cider is done anyway the stars have aligned I'm getting the shoes on RIGHT NOW
>>217923577Surely can’t be SFW and this is a SFW board after all
>>217923575could get a paki to deliver it
>>217923231Didn't happen >>217923266Also didn't happen
got the Neon Genesis Evangelion on
>>217923613Anime gets leway
got the Neol Gallagher Evangelion on
got the Koyaanisqatsi and the autchre on
i cant do it anymorethe anxiety of balckouts i just cant do itim really not sur emy soul can take it anymore
elton johnvangelion
Hi lads there is one singular person who has been making posts about rorke for the past five years, hundreds of thousands of posts that all mention rorke, all made by one single person
quite a grim looking face really isn't it?
>>217923289Ghost panties owoo
fuck the big tesco is shut early due to boxing day, nightmare scenario. Going to have to walk to the sketchy bottleshop where the junkies and muggers cluster. If I die I die.
Might get really into Japanese women
do you ever see muslims in your everyday life or the fall of the uk is grossly exaggerated?
>>217923494Good man
>>217923677get off de cans lid
>>217923732see them every day driving third-owner BMWs and mercs my lad
>>217923082Corrrrrrr
>>217923732unreal amounts
>>217923732They're 5-7% of the nation and largely concentrated in big cities, take from that what you will
>>217923732I see Muslims here in our country. And jeets, weird African or Haitian immigrants can't tell what they are, every manner of latam immigrant, Asians, go outside mong
>>217923705lips made for sucking jungle bbc though
nth for the baddiedem
Two black women with prominent cleavage at a football matches
>>217923525healthy and normal reaction tbf
>>poo>>poo>>poo
cold out
>>217923732getting on the tube at times feels like stepping through a portal to pakistan
Sister in law just bent over to pick something up and put her fat tit on my knee. Not sure what to make of that
>>217923816irish whedder. Don't know what the rest of the day I'll domaybe see about get some fooood
called into work because i couldnt be bothered going
had a crisp sandwich today
might get the echoes/2001 on
im fucking gay and i suck mens cokcs
>>217923830CorYou know what needs to be done up her arse
In the town where i was born, it's about 50% Asian immigrant, 20% jeet, 15% Afghan and paki and their women wear black curtains, and the rest white and black. I hate going back there and seeing what they've done to it.
>>217921386Chuds is what young women on the internet call each other
>>217923830was at sisterblatt's for christmas once and the extended family were there and I was sat across from sister-in-law-berg and she was sat beside her husband's dad and he had her arm around her and was absent-mindedly playing with her hairalways thought that was very odd.
>>217923830have circumstances ever conspired that you've had the chance to entertain her anally?
right Im away to the shop back shortly someone keep the thread warm
Just seen a Muslim
just sucked off a mans knob
>>217923896spray some cleaning detergent on it x
>>217923896Were they doing a halal
bouncing on my gay bbc dildo
regarding the new…
You can suck anything you like but never suck another man's knob
>>217923936cancelledfor telling a racist joke
>>217923936Rorke is busy yelling at his games console because he's losing so Leftypol will make the new
fucking getting my arse exploded by mens cocks
Boxing Day poo complete
>>217923980least gay australian
>>217923980And how is your wife doing?
>>217924017
Get the oily black men frotting webm posted
right so about the new
>>217924051Leftypol's too anxious to make it so Rasheed will do it once he gets back from mosque
>>217924051Make it yourself you lazy twat
all I want for christmas is another 315 inane posts
>>217924085>>217924085>>217924085
Will bake a bradders edish