1: questions about christanity send em my way!! i'll try get em answered for ya2: atheists are more like ants than humansbecause they are unable to consider the existence of godthoughts?
/bwit/ :3
It's becoming apparent that I have a crippling 4chan addiction
watching The Consultant with Christoper Waltz he just made a lad give him a bj
>>217924110
JUNO! :)v*nture…. :(
>>217924096Real Christians don't act in such a performatively superior way to their fellow man. I doubt you've ever stepped foot in a church, let alone attended a service.
>>217924113how? this site sucks unless you're extremely lonely then i get it
>>217924129venutre is hot
>>217924085No edish edish
I'm going to get high and goon to overwatch girls
>>217924143:(
>>217924148
deeply unfunny retards on tonight
2001 and echoes, kinois
rip
left the senpai early to chat to the american egf and she's only fallen asleep hasn't she
Zeldathon tomorrow lads
hi im home
>>217924164giwtwm
had to cancel patreon membership for an artist since they haven't uploaded shit in like 2 monthstold them in the little message box you get when you cancel that I will come back once they start uploading again
how tf did we not get on there wtf were we doing
im splooging
ignoring my tank and healslutting my widow because she’s 40 kills deep with 0 deaths
>>217924210we made the nhs insteada wiser investment
haha whats hes like our nige...
nth for the holodem
>>217924210rorke loading himself into a giant slingshot after seeing this
>>217924210Soviets carried hard
>>217924126Stimmy dva
>>217924210Mental that Vietnam is there I didn’t even know they do anything other than make t shirts and shit
so brit is an overwatch general
en route to bottleshop very cold
>>217924290rorke your creps omds
>>217924233scream
>>217924284Interkosmos program
>>217924290You're walking too fast must be important business
>>217924285
>>217924317martian slut
>>217924312Ah so it wasn’t even really them
>>217924317>>217924346built for Doomfist
>>217924335people are like>just be like kazuma kiryu then you can get girlswow yeah ok i'll just be a super handsome intelligent charismatic gangster, yeh as if i haven't tried that already
overwatch fucking sucks
Just get new year out of the way and then it's time to get in shape for the inevitable race war
>>217924316I'm flying lad setting an insane pace here>>217924300shit up cunt
lads in here wanking to characters from cartoons and computer games
All the older women yesterday were upset that none of then young lads had girlfriends again this year
the jews and their lies
Mrs. Brown's Boys Christmas Special
>>217924285Nah I deleted my blizzard account after Hong Kong shit but juno has a plump bouncy brapper
>>217924361sybau>>217924379sybau
dying for a cigarette but I don’t know when’s mum back from the pub because I don’t want her to catch me could be 5 minutes could be 5 hours
for me, it's still Mercy
>>217924210thought you sent that poof bowie
>>217924381too late to bulk for wintertoo early to cut for summerjust in time to get jacked for the european rassenkrieg
>>217924285brit is a tf2 general you fucking derivative mong
Paddington has won over the prison with his excellent marmalade
>>217924428Hong Kong lost you can redownload it now
>>217924475Not how it works in prison believe me
>>217924468No I don’t think /brit/ is an autistic furry tranny general actually
smoked most of my teenage life and think weed should be illegal
>>217924475bet they used the marmalade for something else on paddy
>>217924489And how would you know exactly
>>217924475how did he hoop the marmalade?
Balding, farting, gaming, posting and masturbating in my smelly incelbunker
I smoke and smokeStoned as fuckWeed is my loveWeed is my life
just busted quite a fat load to old GeneralButch mercy animations
>>217924468as an australian i guranytee ive played that game more than anyojy here
Mad how I don't just shower first thing in the morning and instead spend half the day feeling like a disgusting subhuman instead
sucking a sugar free red bull
Third poo of the day Smells like freshly cut grass
>>217924525That’s where I was from 21 to 28
>>217924555mutts law
>>217924577Nothing wrong with a little BBC here and there. It's not my favorite but GB was a talented animator.
>>217924382here's to you, Kubrick and pink floyd
>>217924560
if you had a gf would you do little dances for her tiktok page?
anime feet
alcohol secured heading back now boyos
>>217924601no id just rape her
>>217924610this is like that movie Odyssey
>>217924610h-hes fast
>Have a shit and a shower instead of watching the football>Five goals in the first halfRight then
Unc can't stop blogposting even while walking to the shops and back
Dad has "forgotten" I'm vegetarian so has done a turkey pie, potatoes done in duck fat, pigs in blankets, and about one floret of broccoli eachGreat stuff old man
>>217924483Might just, for the eye candy>>217924555Me last month
>>217924610People are looking at you thinking what is this cunt doing taking pictures of the floor with flash on
>>217924646yeah your a mug
>>217924610booze pickup any% wr pacehoping for good pedestrian crossing times but rng can be a bitch on those
>>217924573Who did you stab
At my gfs parents house and this has to be a nightmare or some intricate form of tortureHer dad’s asking me loads of questions and he’s been drunk since before I got hereHer mum’s started crying in the kitchenGirlfriend doesn’t want me to drink too much and make a fool of myself but I absolutely need to be drunk to get through this
>>217924646
>running out of alcohol on boxing daywhat is this fucking amateur hour
>>217924666bet he stabbed his young niece with his pork sword
>>217924666No one
>>217924610must be terrifying for anyone seeing you power walking down a dark street
>>217924210everything from the eastern block was just Soviets letting their satelite states fly for propaganda reasonsthe only countries that got to space on their own were Soviets/USA/France
>go to my somewhat wealthy aunts house for christmas dinner>telly in every single room>even in the bathroom>bathroom is almost as big as my bedroomall this stuff seems too muchi think id actually have an aneurysm if i entered an even bigger house
marmalade isn't allowed in prison because it contains a high amount of sugar which can be used to brew hooch
WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONES MUM CRYING
>>217924695What did you do then
>>217924637Hollywood has done you
>>217924690Be fucking careful mate
>>217924240oh yeah she's leaving
>>217924715raped a teenage boy
hi im splooging
>>217924712Her mum’s fucking ballistic and she’s been cooking for ages with no helpMe and the gf offered to help but she’s just told us to fuck off
>>217924712mumberg is having a lovely time here actually
oh no I’m supposed to feel sorry for tarquin because the gov is banning trail hunting WHO FUCKING CARES
Gf cropping my face out her Instagram pics
>>217924601I'd let a lass put my bollocks in a vice and let her tighten it if she was my gf
>>217924748What did the judge say
>>217924657time any cunt sees me I'm already a Mile down the road I walk at the speed of a marathon runner>>217924699Fuck em
>>217924708been in a rich man's basement before
>>217924668you can impress her a lot by not drinking and keeping your coollet her decide when to leave
>>217924715Drug related >>217924748Your obsession with rape is very weird
.
>>217924657>>217924699screaming
wealthy aunts in britain have a big red box in every room, including the bathroom. crazy
>>217924760keep getting this on tiktok, bunch of toffs moaning
it looms for the toil freaks they think they safe but they not because it looms for them hahaha
>>217924772madlad
>>217924760You'll be sorry when they ban alcohol, tobacco and gambling
sir shop goer
>>217924819What on earth does that have to do with trail hunting you spaz
>>217924812neetmong used toil fear!its not very effective...
>>217924030
>>217924762Should've asked for a dictionary x
>>217924812It's Friday.
New card. Whaddaya think?
mental how easy it is to shag a woman
>>217924841
>>217924860but i'm soooo sleepy
2026 will be my year. First gf in 34 years
>>217924860which woman
>>217924861Gays fantasise about being raped by their dad big surprise
>>217924751female moment>>217924755Glad to hear that xSeems like every other post involves an alcoholic female family member having a breakdown
>>217924861that turned me on…
>>217924860thisjust get close to them then pretend to not be interested and it pisses them off so much they will shag you if you can keep it up for a few weeks/months
>>217924747Yh Kanata's final stream tomorrow, it's sad her and Watame haven't interacted at during Kanata's farewell run
having a glarse of malbec
me when i need attention
>>217924860True. Just wish I picked a better one.
>What does the government banning something have to do with the prospect of the government banning things
I don't think theres even that much difference between the average English and the average American tb h
Paddington is escaping prison on a hot air balloon
>>217924883fucking literallyjust ignore them and act like you are a top shagger and they will be all over you
>>217924923Britain is culturally American now
>>217924929I'm watching it too lad wahey
>>217924637the man has kicked the ball into the goal 5 times has he
>>217924942https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA
>>217924949Yeah same man every time
>>217924885even 5 years ago there were memes about them not liking each other so not a surprise
That's me HOMEyes I have just smashed that 1 hour round trip in 30 mins fucking have that my hands are absolutely freezing
>>217924942Funny little bear haha what's he like?
Just finished wanking to something and now I feel guilty about it
>>217924981*humps your leg like a dog*
>>217924996'
>Rick and Morty season 8No I don't think I will
No idea where to meet women
>>217924996*police knocks at your front door*
just got this through my letterbox
leftypol wanking to the thought of his dad raping him in the shed
>>217924981>those trainersoh my
rorke's creps
>>217924981nice tight trousers you poof
>>217924873I believe in you
3 weeks until I go speeddating.
is the world declining drastically or is it just my perception/projection
>>217925025They want equality? There no way I'm raping that many black women
>>217924981finally my boyfriend is homebend over and cough
>>217925011Didn't they JUST do a new one?
off to bed
I'm unfortunately intoxicated with alcohol.
>>217925047wher eu going la linkis it in london
>>217924981king
got the night parade of one hundred demons on
im an atheist but 100% culturally Christian and that’s good
gf wearing her demonias to her parentsshould think it’s fit and want to shag her but I just wish I was a fit girl like her so i could wear them too
>>217924923Our tourists are certainly better behaved
>>217924981>those skinny chicken legs>new balancesrorke blud...>>217924988
>>217925062might mate. love youx
>>217925084Nigga got gender envy from his own gf
He was born in '98. Unc is a 90s baby oh my DAYS.
>>217925084your gf have a nice arse? ever stuck your tongue up her arse?
>>217925083basically standard 0 iq perspectivelike trying to build a house in the air
justin roiland released from the re-education camps yet?
>>217925106Nothing wrong with that>>217925113Yeah she does but no I don’t partake in sodomy
leftypol getting up for the remote and purposely bending over so his dad sees his arse
>>217925084egg status: cracked
What the fuck is a demonias
watching Red Dawn (1984)
might drink mount gay rum neat x
>>217925122What? Are you dense? I don’t believe there’s a god but I still appreciate the cultural side of it right and wrong and all of that
limited edish
>>217925187Holy kino
>Spend a shitload on food for Christmas>Ordering a Boxing Day Indian
>wear skinny jeans>wear slim fitting t shirt>can see my adonis belt against my t shirt>mfw
>>217925176Nice boots that goths wear
>>217925194exactly what i said lol>i think it's 100% right except the part that makes it all make sense "God"state of you
>>217925210what's his name?
>>217925229abood
>>2179240961. Don't care about fictional religions.2. Hilarious how stupid you are. "If you disagree with my viewpoint then you're not human". Only a moron uses such fallacious reasoning.
>>217925210>indian prostitutegross
RIP umbunny you would have loved Miffy x
Right well it's about time I got on the cans isn't it
>>217925242Tell it to the AI overview you dweeb
>>217925212um hi
>>217925255none for me thanks
....grow up lads yeah?
gf just sent me this
>>217925225Believing murder is wrong makes sense you don’t have to believe in god to understand that you densehead
Timmy's eyes widening
haven't wanked in 3 days it's going to go off as soon as i touch it
carrots really are bottom tier veg they lose to any green veg
>>217925197To the American Marmite is bizarre & strange
>>217924132Good yank post>>217925271Shite yank post
Could clobber atheismlad with 1 arm tied behind my back
Done with drinking, me. Done with it all
>>217925311like soft carrots (not mush)hard carrots are grim
Rorke refusing to wank for Christmas then going back to the trannard blacked porn as soon as it's over
>>217925298Live view? What's she on about?
>>217925322The mitts on that cunt
can't play any of those competitive games because the other players shout at me on voice chat
>>217925242which fictional religion is this?>Hilarious how stupid you are. "If you disagree with my viewpoint then you're not human". Only a moron uses such fallacious reasoning.so you dont think you have a similar view as ants?>>217925302didnt say it did but yous aid you believe everything about christanity except the part that makes it all make senseit's like saying i believe in houses but not walls>>217925311carrots> brussel sprouds or celeryso for example silly post
>>217925322Starmlin he he
PADDINGTON NOOOOOOOOO
>>217925315what if they put eli manning and spud webb on the label?
>>217925333screaming this is ltierally me>>217925331i really hope this is me
>>217925322Mad how they're Jewish
Crumblign over Starmer having big hands
>>217925384*She's JewishAnd so are his childrenHe is not
I never trusted that Hugh Grant.
right then that''s that then
Every security guard in this man's dozens of videos of London is a foreigner with strong accent.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBy8f7HRT-I
Sir Queer Bummer
>>217925354when I play Rematch I keep panicking when I get the ball and making mistakes and letting the side down and sometimes people make fun of my kit toosomeone added my xbox account the other day just to call me a benderit's like being in PE again
British people be like:>Just had some bubble and squeakand it’s literally potato with cabbage
>>217925405OH MY
>>217925324His name is brick
had some smut on then clicked away for a few minutes to check something, forgot it was on and heard breathing sounds and I completely froze thinking someone was standing outside my room
>>217925420you a sissy twink?
Finally been offered a drinkOnly been here 3 FUCKING HOURS
cum for me
Polish people be like:Hello I am from Poland how do you do
Remembering the live Doctor Who threads we used to have on /tv/. Before it turned to complete shite.
Sir Deep State
watching youtube videos about how much people running small businesses in the UK absolutely hate running small businesses in the UK
The community have worked together to help Paddington reunite with his auntie. Not a dry eye in sight dee lads x
>>217925405you need to ask grok. chatgpt doesn't have the lastest information
>>217925425Yeah but you guys eat strawberries with pasta
not much left in the F&M hamper already
>>217925450remember years ago some polish cunt locked himself in his shop and wanted me to go to his car to get his keysgot inside his car and it reeked of shit, stole a tenner from his car and gave him his keys hahah
>>217925322She has a squinting eye. Mad how psychotic pedophile nonces all have that
>>217925450looool they do be like that
>>217925399You're right that's totally different
217925447
>>217925452I miss the 600lb life threads and Jazz threads
>>217925443no, too ugly
>>217925462Just asked Grok and it told me that Rorke will never, ever get a gf because brown people exist
>>217925452Fair play to that schizo. He single handedly managed to destroy /who/
>>217925475guarantee you keep the basket lmfao
>>217925477rasheed
>>217925298not pictured: the poo'd bed
>>217925484didnt realise she had that mole on her right armconcerning
Should I start my diet as soon as I get home or should I get steaming once more before January starts????
>>217925485The first fish tank series was entertaining with the lads.
Wrexham have a black goalkeeper with dreadlocks, blimey
hitler was right about the jews
>>217925530might as well get steamingt. lad just back from the shop
>>217925457What kind of small businessesOccasionally new high street shops open and then close after 1 or 2 years in my town, just crushed by rental costs and no customers even if it's a decent shop
>>217925530a wise man who is no longer with us used to say "start fresh tomorrow" it lush
>>217925465but it's literally called "pasta with strawberies" not something like>bumble and humblewhere you wonder what the hell is it
>>217925485I would've loved a go on that fellas chebs tbf
>>217920858>>217920858>>217920858New
this trend of men painting their fingernailsreally don't like it
The scran
dont like when people offer you a drink of cold water out a mug
>>217925608whats rwong with me doing it?
>>217925608the gf would paint my ring fingernail to let other bitches know i'm taken
>>217925575:/
>>217925588TWAT
>>217925608I don't mind it
>>217924210imagine believing in space lmfao
>>217925628Who nutted in your sauce?
>>217924974OOF
Nothing in for tea so would have to go to a garage shop or the little Sainsbury's
Recycle, reuse.>>217921279>>217921279>>217921279
why are you doing that
>>217925628I think elton got to it first mate
>>217925628utter slop
>>217925662I'm good.
>>217925405and when you factor in that chatgpt loves to trust the government and official narratives the real number is closer to a 0% chance
>>217925670ogs me
>>217925661Nothing left over from Christmas day?
>>217925608obese bloke i see on the train does it. weird isn't it
>>217925588posted in that thread :)
>>217925702always the fat ones who do it
>>217925696Nh not really.
>>217925628rocket man i like your blue plate though, it's cute
>>217925702seems to be lefty blokes doing itvery bizarre behaviourpossibly to signal femininity to women as a marker for not being a threat?
might start a large business
Not gay but sister-in-law's dad weirdly has a really nice arse
lot of lads talking about their family members arses in the last few days
JUST BIN AUTOTRADER YOU MORON
>>217925745bigger than Huw Edwards?
rorke building a data centre for his pirated anime collection
What kind of a name is Bing?
>>217925758yh
profound mental retardation
get it made
>>217925782not an argument
>>217925777>>217925777>>217925777new and i didn't mess it up this time
>>217925782(o)kay this is me
>>217925782just got your results back did you
