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potato chip sandwich edition
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GET the gym joined
GET the holiday booked
GET the sofa financed
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>>217921301
corrrrrr this really is a classic
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Janman won't like this one
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Right well that's a lovely big cock isn't it
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atheists are more like ants than humans
because they are unable to consider the existence of god
thoughts?
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oh my gosh is that an adult woman having a consensual sexual encounter I'm going insane arrghhhhhhhhh
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>the wedding dress alongside the cumshot
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>>217921301
Hag
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>>217921140
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erm, we call them chuds these days, rorke is so 2010 unc
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Not the ponies rorke
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>>217921301
Classic vid
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Any groypers in
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>>217921386
incels actually
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Rorke hoping his gf hasn't had a massive cock
Leftypol hoping his gf has
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>>217921386
chuds is almost a decade old, back when yankee leftoids thought lisping podcasters were going to implement socdem sharia
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just going to start my dietstein as soon as I get homeberg tomorrow. I can't afford to waste any more timewitz.
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Straight porn always gets deleted far faster than CP does, wonder why?
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ate one of those melting bries and a load of pigs and blankets after everyone went to sleep last night and i was steaming
my farts have been horrendous and can feel a BIG christmas log building make its appearance
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woke up at 10am and haven't gotten out of bed other than to poo
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back from Sainsbury's, managed to spend £40 on fuck all
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>>217921313
>>217921367
>>217921396
who even is that?
is it an e-celeb or summat?
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>>217921446
February feels
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I fucking hate my brother's wife
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just robbed antipasto from the fridge and took it upstairs pretty nice tbf
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>>217921458
Frankie Hulme
She went unnamed for a good decade or so before people gave it away
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>>217921446
cheers frog
x
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>>217921469
why
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>>217921468
thinking about 9/11
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>>217921491
what the actual fuck is this
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>>217921327
I consider it and reject it Deegs because I cannot believe such an existence would be so hands-off to how vile the world can be I am sorry ok I tried
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just did 9/11
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>>217921491
What did he mean by this
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>>217921491
Leftypol's Boxing Day family watch
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>>217921525
how is god hands off mate? he does loads of miracles and even gives us a "second life" in resurrection so to speak
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I did buy 12 bottles of Heineken
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>>217921491
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>>217921491
Seen this happen in Amsterdam. Then some lass shoved a banana up her fanny and forced my mate to eat it out of her
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>>217921279
Do brits really eat this?
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>>217921567
Now why did she do that
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>>217921544
Didn't he give us life then let us do as we pleased regardless of his wants or will? Otherwise he is willing to interfere but just refuses to do so which is incomprehensible.
This is what I struggle with I'm sorry ok.
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>>217921567
forced him did she yeah
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What was it then
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Catberg screaming for no fucking reason it's getting annoying
retard just walks around the house yelling
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>>217921551
your obsession with this absolute mid of mids is fascinating
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lowky i jerk off my penis sometimes
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>>217921491
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meanwhile post tranny porn and it'll stay up for hours
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>>217921576
yeah, don't you?
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>>217921595
She's gorg
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>>217921545
good man

picked up some alcoholic cider beers on the way home on my walk haven't I
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>>217921592
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cant get skyrim to run on my steamdeck
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where's cloggy, where's spainlad, where's tacked sranny, where's 190
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>>217921606
Why do you think Jannies basically support the blacked cuckold posters? They’re all in the same discord
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>>217921595
i don't think i'm the person you're thinking of
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>>217921561
My heart goes doki-doki! (o>ω<o)
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>>217921607
I eat potato chips and I eat sandwhiches but I dont eat potato chip sandwhich
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>>217921634
190 is in /box/ over on /sp/
Lure him out by calling Joe Calzaghe shite
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>>217921617
>cider beers
no such thing
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>>217921581
Yeah she grabbed his head and shoved the banana down his throat
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>>217921580
what do you mean by let us
god gave us life and told us both in our being as the image of god and through scripture after the fall what we should do for us to flourish. he has already interferred greatly so as to give us all the oppertuinty to flourish, in fact the only reason anything hapepns is because god allows it to happen. in god's infinite glory he chose man to have a free rseponse to him, and for a response to be free it sadly means some people reject him and that is what we see in the world. if everything you had a sinful thought you got replaced by a robot or zapped into extinction there would be no humans left
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Off to hibernate lads anyone want owt?
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>>217921626
that's surprising
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cider beer
rugby football
woman man
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>During wartime, UK conscription initially targeted men aged 18 to 41, as seen during World War II. As the war dragged on, and the need for more soldiers grew, the age range was expanded to include men aged 18 to 51. Women aged 20 to 30 were also required to serve in non-combat roles. However, in peacetime, conscription typically focused on younger age groups, usually between 18 and 30, as seen with the National Service Act of 1948, which required men within this range to serve for around 18 months.

ziillennials sitting comfy
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>>217921662
just leave your bum poking out of your den for the lads to take turns on
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>>217921678
ah
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>>217921655
is that so? Well I had better drink them anyway
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lots of (You)s, cheers lads really made my Christmas
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aha x
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why did god give me a willy if he knew i wouldn't use it
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FUCKING SHRIEKING
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'za in the 'ven
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got the Frasier on
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>>217921678
This post is deeper than people may seem
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>>217921730
you never peed my la
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>>217921738
runt
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got the rapist in the gaff what's he like aha
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>>217921741
um um um
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>>217921718
diegos religion thing is the most obvious cope for either closeted homosexuality or his life failings dont know which
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>>217921468
love our george

last great president
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Don't think I'll be clicking that
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right well I'm not clicking that
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>>217921740
quite stylish

>>217921752
yes
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>>217921279
vile runt slop

been thinking, where did the term vile runt slop come from anyway
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no I don't think I will be hovering over that particular thumbnail actually and I think I will be revoking video permissions for all JF flags in /brit/ for the remainder of the evening using the following:

4chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:not(:has(.flag-gb)):if(.fileText:has-text(/webm|mp4|gif/)):if(:upward(2).subject:has-text(brit))
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>>217921764
hs
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gf caught me raping her labubus
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might start a new save on toil of the wild
much prefer it to toil of the kingdom you see
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>>217921805
youre the most obvious closet case ive ever seen ngl loads of other posters have pointed it out too
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>>217921820
jujust got the ick from this post
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>>217921820
love me breath of the wild, probably never going to play it again, first time was too good.
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>>217921820
never played the 2nd one since it was an obvious reskin. Not arsed about building lego cars or hoverboards or any of that shite.

in BOTW I skipped every cutscene and just ran around climbing random tall things and mountains
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>>217921846
really not mate
life would be a lot simpler if i was in mayn ways tbqh
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>>217921866
Good lad
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bf caught me with the gf now im all upside down
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>>217921866
yeah same
was too spasticated to make hovercrafts and tanks and all the stuff you saw online so never bothered
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>>217921866
mira is peak girl next door with a lil bit of abs
lovely 6/10 thing
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well I'm not going to fall for it twice
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>>217921866
Tears was a placeholder game so the scum at Nintendo didn't have to bother making an actual Zelda game for over a decade
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>>217921820
Enjoyed it but also can't bring myself to finish it for some reason
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pizza is nearly ready
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rorke preparing for homesteading life on the minecraft server
leftypol on the furry role play discord
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>>217921932
No Christmas day leftovers?
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>>217921866
She's fit but I can't watch her since she started putting findom shite in her titles
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sex gifs
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>>217921948
haha yeah no, had a meal deal for Christmas dinner
x
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>>217921925
The final boss is so meh I hyped myself up for it for no reason. Was a shame, because storming Hyrule Castle was fantastic.

I did not like TotK and even getting through the tutorial felt like pulling teeth
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"Xmas" is a very Y2K word
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same bint from the staring contest webm:

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1766704008514464.mp4

hard to tell if she's eccied or just has massive pupils all the time
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>>217921986
dont give a fuck
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>>217921986
I love her
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kind of shocking how much p has been posted to brit these past few months
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Playing the Halo 2 mission Gravemind where you invade High Charity

Got five marines each armed with a beam rifle

We're going to kill every alien who's ever lived
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>>217922035
>Playing
nope you are boring us with a blog actually
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>>217921986
needs a bbc down her throat to shut her up
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>>217922041
fuck off monkey
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Xmas cos the guys who's birthday we are celebrating died on a cross
Bit mean
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>people I use to go to school with announcing engagements on Facebook and celebrating becomes Doctors and shit
>im still yet to have my first kiss
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friday is it not

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>>217922074
Diego, thoughts?
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what were the first tits you saw in a movie?
mine was that shower scene in starship troopers
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which teletubby do you find the most sexually appealing
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>>217922100
on the vodkanomics myself
GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CAPTCHA
FIND A PAIR? FIND MY FUCKING PAIR
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>>217922099
Remember feeling like this when my cousin who's 8 years younger than me got a gf before me
I've had one now thoughbeit
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>>217922074
it comes from the greek word xριστός which is pronounced christos and means christ
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>>217922142
Not accepting this woke multicultural interpretation
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anime horse racing game where all the horses are girls
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>>217922139
>cousin that's 10 years younger than me annoucing she's pregnant
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zaberg
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>>217922142
>xριστός
what's he banging on about!!!!!!
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>>217922124
Starship Troopers is a good shout, could easily be that for me too as my dad showed it to me quite early on. I had no idea what fascism was (still don't tbf) and just enjoyed it for what it was: a film about hunting bugs.

however I do have a memory of my mum renting some dogshit kids movie about huskies from Blockbuster video back in the day but they'd obviously put the wrong disc in the box as the film started and it was in a house interior and some woman walked out of a bedroom topless and was then shot to death

my mum, who is totally fucking insane, went absolutely mental (heaven forbid her son and daughter see a boob by accident) and so we ended up crying
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>>217922185
well that's me eating pizza tonight then
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>>217922185
looks alri although might have added some cheeky anchovies
where is it from?
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crisp sandwiches are grim and I refuse to believe anybody actually enjoys eating them
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looking at buying a new car and it's so fucking tedious

can't stand dealing with car salesmen
you end up going in circles on autotrader/gumtree
every cunt has an opinion on cars
every car supposedly has something wrong with it
you have to drive long distances for something which may end up being shit
you have to deal with haggling cunts

fucking hate it
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>>217922205
he was diddling the step daughter
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>>217922200
>my mum, who is totally fucking insane, went absolutely mental and so we ended up crying
Scream
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>>217922210
crosta mollica
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>>217922220
Directly confront anyone who said they like them rather than this vague blog you cowardly incel
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>>217922205
the wife does look like a rancid HR cunt tbf
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>>217922242
Just tell your da to buy a new one and get his second hand
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>>217922242
never owned a car me
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crushda bollocka
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>>217922242
just get it off cinch or carwow
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have enough booze but worried i don't have enough mixer to get steaming later
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>>217922220
it's bread and crisps mate, get off your high horse
you're not high class just because you pretend not to enjoy the most palatable foods in existence
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>>217921874
not the only poster thats noticed it, cant be a coincidence
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>>217922310
poof
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speaking of cinch, I feel like Rylan Clarke is probably a fairly sound guy. He seems normal. Obviously he's a bumder but I've always got the impression he is genuine, doesn't take himself too serious. Would be decent craic on a night out.
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>>217922258
I have, and many times, you projecting pea-brained piccaninny
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>>217922205
When Cody crashes out, the whole world trembles
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>>217922310
push comes to shove you just take shots then follow up with a swig of tap water

a "chaser" as the yank Cody's say at their frat parties
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pizza and beer is there a better combo? probably hugs and kisses from a a girl who loves you but I'll never know haha x
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>>217922314
>it's chocolate and blue cheese mate, get off your high horse
>you're not high class just because you pretend not to enjoy the most palatable foods in existence
cretin
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Might win the lottery lads, I'll give you all a penny from the winnings, don't spend it all at once x
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>Sometimes Combs would join in. Ventura said at the end of a session, Combs would sometimes instruct the escort to ejaculate on Ventura’s body and then tell Ventura to “put the semen” on “his chest and his nipples.”

>Sessions lasted several hours, and one “freak-off” could involve up to four different escorts in rotation with Ventura.
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>>217922337
just say you want to shag him up the arse
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wonder when socks were invented
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>>217922337
Mumberg knows a relative of his, she seems to like him
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>>217922374
your stupid comparison doesn't even work because blue cheese is considered an acquired taste
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sick to counting death of drinking drank and ate shite every day for 2 weeks
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>>217922393
probably after feet were invented
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>>217922410
Gets really boring and grim drinking on consecutive days. Don't know how people do it
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Don't hear people say sigma these days
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>>217922410
ktim but 20 years
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Have more than 2 pints and my stomach turns inside out the following day.
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>blue cheese is considered an acquired taste
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>>217922465
get a bag up you and a pepto bismol down you
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>>217922466
you can't even handle bread and crisps mate pipe down
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dunno why peopel like ftl so much bit of a boring game
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Isn't everything an acquired taste
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zoomer dad calling his son a proper sigma
the son looks on embarrassed but appreciative
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realizing im old. 30 and a half years old, am i cooked?
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I think I prefer boxing day to Christmas day
Thoughts?
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leftypol dropping the act when he gets upset https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1766631240022991.mp4
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61 61 61 61 61
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>>217922242
>you have to drive long distances for something which may end up being shit
That's true - rural car dealers probably offload their marginal stock (will sell but not for great profit) to the city dealers, who can always charge more for being closer to the population
so with rural dealers you have to wonder if you're getting stock that wouldn't sell if it was in the city, or if the good stuff is marked up to match city prices due to being in demand
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Got bad acne all over my forehead
No idea why as I’m pretty careful with washing my face and moisturizing
And I’m 30
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bosh

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>>217922486
crisps with a normal people sandwich, like normal people eat, are fine
crisp sandwiches are grim
simple as
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What? No fuckin' ziti now?
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>>217922560
thoughts on monster munch or wotsit sandwiches?
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>>217922541
clean your pillow case and towels goofy ahh nigga
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anyone else watching the ballkicking?
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business idea: beer bottles with an led at the bottom to make the bottle glow
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Have no mates but seeing a girl so it's at the point now I'll not be able to hide this hope it doesn't make me look like a freak
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>>217922585
Monster Munch and Wotsits aren't crisps
Crisps have to be made with potatoes
Wotsit sandwiches would be almost acceptable, provided you use a few layers of actual cheese and some Dairylea spreadable in lieu of butter
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>>217922560
>he can't handle the combination of soft and crunchy
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>>217922593
not watched a microsecond of football since the last world cup
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can't imagine being caught wanking as a teenager by a family member
could never look at my sister or whatever in the eyes again knowing she's seen my with my walt in my hand tugging away
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>>217922617
Just a mysterious lone wolf sensitive sigma x
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>>217922617
just tell her you just stopped seeing eachother after school
x
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funny looking lot, the chinese
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>>217922617
end of the day so long as you've got a pulse, can give her kids, and she likes you you'll be fine. They can tolerate you having no mates, I've seen it.

depends on the bird obviously but there most definitely are women out there who will accept you as you are. Best of luck pal x
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>>217922651
>sigma
Oh my days unc
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might get the tunes on
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>>217922653
That's true but university
>>217922668
Cheers x I suppose that's just part of the game
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>>217922504
when did you start playing it? it is 13 years old
It holds up because the core concept is lightning in a bottle, but you need mods for replayability and variation
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zoomer watching a tiktok of another zoomer looking autistically at the camera while a song plays and commenting "holy aura"
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got the autchre live in Krakow on
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>>217922617
>No friends
Can't get married then since no best man
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fuck me i am absolutely roasting after that boxing day lunch, need a cold shower
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>>217922814
It's not live mate
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>>217922814
for me it's this part in their 2016 sets
https://youtu.be/rX8NMaGEs6g?si=vhBsuYnLTR398kDh&t=2687
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>>217922647
something that happened to me was I was doing my exercise squats in my bedroom in my boxers because it was the height of summer and dead warm and in between sets I was sitting at my desk on the laptop posting here and of course mumsy barges in because the printer isn't working and she's been on the phone to HP all afternoon trying to get it fixed speaking to the nice indian lady but to no avail. So she clomps into my bedroom unannounced as I'm sat at the desk a bit sweaty from my exercise in only a t-shirt and my scants

naturally she assumes I'm wanking to some sort of evil pornography and puts on a bizarre facial expression and says "what's going on here". Calm, yet aware I am sat in my boxers, I ask her what she wants. She persists with her weird accusations that I must have been sat at the computer masturbating despite my calm insistence that I was doing my exercises (she knows I exercise at home since I'm in shape).

At this point I become genuinely annoyed since for some reason she has insisted upon standing in the doorway (still on the phone to this indian woman, I might add) asking me in a fake concerned tone "what's going on?". This time I really fucking lose my lid and snap at her. I say "I'm just fucking sat here at my desk I'm not doing anything but yes I do masturbate. I'm not right now but you just fucking walked in here unannounced". At this she leaves and closes the door. Later on she apologised (through the closed door) and I just said "whatever".

What really fucking burned me up was that when I angrily said "yes I do masturbate" (despite not even having BEEN wanking) she said "um it's OK, all men do it". The implication being that she has never. I think at that point I genuinely told her to fuck off. She's a fucking bizarre cunt man you have no idea.
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Being with a woman who doesn't masturbate is a terrible idea, guaranteed frigid as
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on my fourth beer
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>>217922504
You've never had sex.
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I just roke up. Good morning /brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSnntcGMMs4
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mad and mental how I'm a complete loser who spends Christmas and boxing day alone
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you ever pluck out your beard / facial hairs with a pair of tweezers?

it's something to do.
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>>217923052
nah not a mentalist
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>>217923014
you're not alone, we're all spending it together here.
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Might watch a bit of AFCON
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been rangeblocked from posting images for some reason
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>>217923066
yeah love you lads. but of isn't the same x
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>>217922992
KTIM!!!!
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>>217922668
are you the ever elusive technoandslagseveryfridaynight
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>>217923082
if they want a brown europe why on earth are they not importing these peng tings?
even me, rorke, would give these ladies a caramel baby
come on, wef, lets make europe brown!
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ah fuck it might just drink again
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>>217923085
they're doing random short term range bans
probably to do with that botnet people are using
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don't wanna be an american idiot
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>>217922979
same as you
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another year with no gf
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tesco did not have the bread i wanted to make a turkey sando with because i left it too late

there were also 5 chinese standing in a row blocking 3 self service checkouts slowing filling a single bag

got some kinder pinguis though
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>>217923100
My own family are nutters. Better on my own.

Obviously it would be ideal if I had a loving wife and children and all that but it is what it is. I'll die alone never having seen a vagina or touched a boob but I don't care fuck it I'm not even gonna kill myself I'm just going to keep going out of spite; I want people to be confused why I haven't topped myself and why I keep in top physical shape and have a burning fire in my eyes despite living in abject poverty and misery at all times. I do not require external motivation, I carry the fire within me.
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>>217923147
shitting nora
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Zoomer cousin is staying over for the Christmas period and just hit me with
>"Yo unc tryna go for a walk?"
I'm 28
Anyway we went and I hit his weed vape
Started coughing and he laughed and said I'm "geeked off the penj"
I fucking hate this generation
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Still upset about her death
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>>217923231
ever shag him up the arse?
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Right which lad wants to take an enormous amount of HRT next year until they are passable enough to be my gf?
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>>217923231
ever shag him up the arse?
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>>217923147
repulsive
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>>217923231
my nephew said i'm basically a paedophile because my girlfriend is 23 and I'm 34
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>>217923231
yooo this unc tryna hit the pen lmao
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>>217923231
Ah yes. 28 years olds are famous for not being chronic weed smokers. Very believable story.
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>>217923246
remember that simpsons episode about her
funny
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>>217923125
lmao I haven't heard that term but I can say in all honesty I think you may be referring to me. I do indeed often get steaming on fridays and post slags and whatever music I'm listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxo-uHkaodU
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>>217923246
reckon she ever...youknowed...a monkey
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Well, it's finally time for the Boxing Day poo
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"SJW" lasted 2-3 years. Now "woke" is fading out too. What is next? These terms lose their bite so quickly. But "nazi" and "racist" and "nonce" still survive. Evergreen vs trendy
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>>217923301
I'm not your average 28 year old I'm a virgin freak but I'm absolutely NOT unc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjQaPcgF9sI

new atomic shrimp kino just dropped
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>>217923347
I also enjoy roleplaying on the internet.
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>>217923339
>>217923373
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>>217923347
>but I'm absolutely NOT unc
anything above 25 is an unc though
no shame in being one but trying to act like you're still part of the "young" group is sad
you're old, you're supposed to be married or have gf of few years at this point
you are not hanging out with kids durring family parties etc. you're sitting with the old uncs
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nick fuentes has been treating piers morgan with such disrespect. he called him a cuck. and he makes fun of brits all the time. when will this stop?
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what do you call a black man in a tree with a monkey? the assistant branch manager
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>>217923373
What roleplaying?

>>217923387
Under 30 literally isn't old
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>>217923339
It's not that woke went away it's that big Don is in power and he and his financial backers (primarily Elon due to his tranny son) are against 'the woke' and so these spineless companies that will blow whichever way the wind blows bend the knee. Woke will make a roaring come back the moment the next Joe Biden esque corpse puppet controlled by pink haired troons comes into power.
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>>217923421
>Under 30 literally isn't old
25-30 isn't "old" but you're not "young" either
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>>217923347
the shame you feel is your subconscious telling you to get a move on lad
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>>217923404
Good, I hate Piers stupid "bloke liberalism" where he just parrots the exact same opinions as everybody else but through some "no nonsense just says it how it is" lense
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got some chocolate, mince pies and haribo
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M&S trip tomorrow lads
getting some Autograph clothes x
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>>217923309
Head would be lodged in her muff like a pitbull on a todler you'd need a village to pull me off
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>>217923494
Blend it all up
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tempted to walk to the shop and get more booze

would be 25 mins there, 25 mins back, in my current state of utterly steaming. Also did a very, very long walk earlier. That's nothing though could smash that easy. It's early enough that I could do it and be back by 18:30 then just have a huge blowout session getting blackout drunk, proper sink into the self-destruction.
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This ad has me thinking unwise thoughts regarding my balls integrity
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fuck it man I'm going, this cider is done anyway the stars have aligned I'm getting the shoes on RIGHT NOW
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>>217923577
Surely can’t be SFW and this is a SFW board after all
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>>217923575
could get a paki to deliver it
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>>217923231
Didn't happen
>>217923266
Also didn't happen
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got the Neon Genesis Evangelion on
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>>217923613
Anime gets leway
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got the Neol Gallagher Evangelion on
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got the Koyaanisqatsi and the autchre on
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i cant do it anymore
the anxiety of balckouts i just cant do it
im really not sur emy soul can take it anymore
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elton johnvangelion
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Hi lads there is one singular person who has been making posts about rorke for the past five years, hundreds of thousands of posts that all mention rorke, all made by one single person
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quite a grim looking face really isn't it?
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>>217923289
Ghost panties owoo
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fuck the big tesco is shut early due to boxing day, nightmare scenario. Going to have to walk to the sketchy bottleshop where the junkies and muggers cluster. If I die I die.
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Might get really into Japanese women
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do you ever see muslims in your everyday life or the fall of the uk is grossly exaggerated?
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>>217923494
Good man
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>>217923677
get off de cans lid
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>>217923732
see them every day driving third-owner BMWs and mercs my lad
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>>217923082
Corrrrrrr
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>>217923732
unreal amounts
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>>217923732
They're 5-7% of the nation and largely concentrated in big cities, take from that what you will
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>>217923732
I see Muslims here in our country. And jeets, weird African or Haitian immigrants can't tell what they are, every manner of latam immigrant, Asians, go outside mong
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>>217923705
lips made for sucking jungle bbc though
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nth for the baddiedem
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Two black women with prominent cleavage at a football matches
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>>217923525
healthy and normal reaction tbf
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>>poo
>>poo
>>poo
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cold out
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>>217923732
getting on the tube at times feels like stepping through a portal to pakistan
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Sister in law just bent over to pick something up and put her fat tit on my knee. Not sure what to make of that
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>>217923816
irish whedder. Don't know what the rest of the day I'll do

maybe see about get some fooood
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called into work because i couldnt be bothered going
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had a crisp sandwich today
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might get the echoes/2001 on
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im fucking gay and i suck mens cokcs
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>>217923830
Cor
You know what needs to be done up her arse
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In the town where i was born, it's about 50% Asian immigrant, 20% jeet, 15% Afghan and paki and their women wear black curtains, and the rest white and black. I hate going back there and seeing what they've done to it.
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>>217921386
Chuds is what young women on the internet call each other
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>>217923830
was at sisterblatt's for christmas once and the extended family were there and I was sat across from sister-in-law-berg and she was sat beside her husband's dad and he had her arm around her and was absent-mindedly playing with her hair

always thought that was very odd.
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>>217923830
have circumstances ever conspired that you've had the chance to entertain her anally?
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right Im away to the shop back shortly someone keep the thread warm
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Just seen a Muslim
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just sucked off a mans knob
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>>217923896
spray some cleaning detergent on it x
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>>217923896
Were they doing a halal
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bouncing on my gay bbc dildo
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regarding the new…
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You can suck anything you like but never suck another man's knob
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>>217923936
cancelled
for telling a racist joke
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>>217923936
Rorke is busy yelling at his games console because he's losing so Leftypol will make the new
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fucking getting my arse exploded by mens cocks
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Boxing Day poo complete
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>>217923980
least gay australian
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>>217923980
And how is your wife doing?
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>>217924017
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Get the oily black men frotting webm posted
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right so about the new
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>>217924051
Leftypol's too anxious to make it so Rasheed will do it once he gets back from mosque
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>>217924051
Make it yourself you lazy twat
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all I want for christmas is another 315 inane posts
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>>217924085
>>217924085
>>217924085
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Will bake a bradders edish



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