boxing day night edition
1: questions about christanity send em my way!! i'll try get em answered for ya2: atheists are more like ants than humansbecause they are unable to consider the existence of godthoughts?
Why do zoomers age like shit?
going to buy frozen burgers and then air fry themsome real deviant shit
the more i use the logic pro ai-assisted mastering plugin the more i realise it’s shiteweird compression, destroys the dynamics of the track, always makes it pump, and it doesn’t give you any real control thought this would be an appropriate application of ai but no it’s wank too
>>217925776surely not, Huw Edwards had a fucking gigantic arse
>>217925820it's the jab
rorke thinking he's a tarquin now becaue he switched to a HSBC bank account
Went to pandora's box in birmingham and got pulled off by a suspiciously young albanian
>>217925820that's cocaine surely
>>217925809blog on
irl I had Stephanie. it posed to be half an hour service. Which I never had. We went up stair to a room. It had shower, Bath which never been clean. !!! She had to go down stair hand over the cash at the same time. I put my stop watch on to see how long I had. The sooner she step in to the room. First thing she said in her own word ( I need you to Cum quick I in control ). its was mad rush to start. She was a bit tipsy and and speaking loud. Which really put me off. Only had 20 min for £60 which is not very long. Trying to complain never took any notice.
profound mental retardationx
>>217925820looks like gear in all honesty
>>217925820if that's real it looks like anorexia
>>217925777Where is the Mouseman?
Fake deegz
cheers lads
>>217925826if you've used any DAW made in the last 30 years you've already been using AI the entire time. but I'm sure you're a happy clapper fruity loops hip-hop "producer" lmfao.
>>217925835use revolut me:)
>>217925892
>>217925831Post it and I'll compare
Watching Would I Lie To You Christmas special
>>217925867Gangstalker
>>217925892Corr
>>217925907wouldn't want to break the law or the sitewide rules now would I
>>217925901Why do you post this all the time? Do you want him to bum you or sommet?
>>217925917samefunny david walliams on itand they talkinga bout hwo it's not done in decembercos he wouldn't hav ebeni vnited thenhahabydon probably rly happy he said mitchell his favourite david lol
Can't take Diego's claims of being a Christian after he didn't attend any Christmas church services.Fake and a fraud
Sir Clippity Clop
Get the Venables posted
>>217925893you know lad if you had any idea of what you’re talking about you’d clearly see which daw i’m using, and it’s not fruity loops
>>217925947I really don't post it that often. It's the only webm I have with a person making a cheers motion with a beverage.
need something to watch with the next album, I'm thinking Olé
nth for the gyaldem
>>217925809do you like cs lewis
>>217925954he isnt a christian at all he just larps online
releasing some very noxious gases tonight. all that christmas scran has finally been processed it seems
>>217925943Well sis-in-law's dad's arse is quite big and round, especially weird for a bloke but he did rugby apparently
>>217925954christmas church services are dead works of the pharisees who wish to receive their reward of mendiego has the circumcision of the heart through faith
>>217925989he's alri>>217925954wow sorry mate excsue me for being with my family and being really depressed about being a dickhead alcoholic so i've just been wallowingsorry abo ut thatyeah mate
>>217925998Aha turkey and sprouts makes me into a mustard gas factory lad
>>217925981mate it's real /brit/posting hours just get the tunes on and the posts posted I couldn't tell you the last 10 songs that have played but I have enjoyed them because I am steaming
>>217925973tell me I'm wrong about you being a sunday driver hip hop "producer"?
>>217926009start squatting and you too can have a plump arse (and thick thighs)
Mad how expensive cheese is these days
>>217926038right, why?
>>217925892Need a grotty gf
>wake up>still american Phwoar
>>217925954it's the stalest gimmick going, honestlyhe's ran it into the ground
>>217925820They all start way too young on that make up and botox and other crazy shit meant for old hags, that retinol and other shit destroys their skin and by the time they hit 25 it's already over for them and they look 40. Doesn't matter anyway all social media filters the fuck out of their horrid skin
>>217926065I think it's quite a regularly shoplifted item. They don't put tags on it like they do steaks and booze though so what can you do (except steal it).
>>217926058this is true been doing squats for knee physio and my bum is bigger than ever
>>217926030got the 20 minute tunes onx
the mentally ill young man obsessed with diego is ruining his life on here
>>217926025When you are judged at the Pearly Gates will you tell Saint Peter you were too depressed and drunk to devote your life to the lord?
Lads, I don't know how to admit this but...I don't have a gf
>>217926105many are saying this lad, birds at work been talking about your rump and how it's filling out those jeans just right keep at it x
jazzchad, is that you?
what do you do for mental exercise lads?
cousin has asked me to be a godparent to their kid even though they are atheist and are not having the kid baptised, like what do they think being a godparent means?
>>217926119?>>217926132no god knows everythingand god is always rightri pray fro the best but i understand the worst
>>217926105Need to do this but my legs are wrecked for days after a set of 30
>>217926065Not as expensive as computer RAM though
>>217926119Name on diego
>>217926058is there an exercise which gives you a big arse without the kangaroo legs?
>>217926100when i worked at sainsburys they told me in training that cheese and instant coffee are some of the most regularly shoplifted things after steaks and boozemight have been fibs though
>>217926105pic? x
im serious. this young man is going to kill himself or get carted away if he carries on.
>>217926166you were from sainsburys aren't you?
Have been taking some time off from my daydream delusions to focus on my lived reality and have to say without the constant UN meetings, meetings with foreign leaders, dinners with celebrities, television interviews and sex with hot super models, it turns out my life is actually quite drab and I have very limited real prospects for changing the world at large and my own life at that. Hmm not really sure what to do with my time desu
>>217926166Makes sense desu
>>217926166no its true the majority of shoplifting is done by drug addicts who go and sell the items, even stealing to order from corner shops or cafes and restaurants, literally a billion dollar (pound) industry now
>>217926140I write in a gay little journal every 2 days for mental elf and handwritingI like to do gay little word puzzlesI've been playing Final Sentence to keep my typing speed and reaction time up
Feel like pure shit just need the darts back x
last year i got a wheel of stilton for christmas. lovely gift tbqh wish i had some now
>>217926161Hip thrusts are probs your best bet
>>217926140crosswords
>>217926140three sets of twenty reps jumping to conclusionsfive sets of ten reps bending the truthmental gymnastics until failure
ugh enoughs houting mitchell
>>217926140don't do any of thati'll start in 2026
>>217926161you'll never get big by accident. If you squat nothing but your bodyweight i.e air for high volume you'll end up with a nice arse and decent thighs. You won't ever look like a sprint cyclist by accident. Ever. If you're starting from zero you'll struggle to do sets of 20 squats like you'll be gassed and you'll feel it in your quads. That's fine, you start where you start. Do 5-8 sets of those, 3 times a week in your bedroom or wherever and keep at it. Eventually you'll find that easy and find yourself going up in reps and that your arse and thighs fill out. It's that easy except you'll feel like you're dying when you're doing them. But in a good way.Best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago. Second best time is now. Get after it son x
>>217926248Alright Diego
>>217926206only for six monthsi still have my little plum coloured fleece somewhere
>>217926269
Hi um bunny
>>217926248>mental gymnastics until failurektim
Deegz telling Saint Peter he deserves a spot in heaven for his missionary work in /brit/
tippytaps
fucking get a pullup bar bought right this second I am sick of telling you
This Geese band is just some yank doing a Thom Yorke impression and this is what's making them cream? What a waste of my time
>>217925820Sean Connery looked like a 50 year old man by the time he was 30
got the twitch.tv on, cruising for some oriental girls
Mousey wasn't here over Christmas And (you) were
>>217926368yes?
>>217926105escort I saw a few weeks ago said I had a nice butt
>>217925820Millennialbros we're finally winning at something
>>217926332more like for his missionary work in the gay club toilets
>>217926359that was due to drugs and alcohol and acres of vagina
>>217926350FOY
>>217926240thanks i'll try those>>217926269>you'll never get big by accidentthat was my worry but it is probably ridiculousi do some basic exercises so i'm not starting from literally zero, just don't know enough about fitness to know whether i'm doing the "right" thing
>all the atheistposts start>all the posts about poo and spam and wank and depression stopscurious..
Michael Caine, aged 30
any dick lengthening exercises
>>217926368he made 1 (one) postcould have been an impmouster thoo
people act like the body wants to grow massive piles of muscleit does not and will shed it all immediately the first chance it gets
a wank is on the cards, it was off the cards temporarily, but is back on
just shagged mumberg up her christmas arse
playing my beer bottle along with Coltrane and the lads
get the young fitties posted :)
fucking hell i am fucking stuffedi'll probably be over 100kg by New Years Day, fuck sake
>>217926486im going for sloppy seconds!!!!
watched paddington 2 it was cringe
>>217925820anorexia + drugs + surgery + stress
haviong a depressed poo spam wank
where so you order your sex toys thenlooking for a realistic sex arsehate the look of the ones woth unrealistic colouring
>>217926468Jelk the cock
I'm 35 but still get ID'd sometimes and my hairline is strong with a full head of hair Meanwhile zoomers around me look haggered and have receding hairlines What's going on with them?
>>217926483>>217926501A coincidence surely
>>217926486did she cry?
Women fucking love talking about their periods
>>217926527neoliberalism killed zoomers spirit and were raised post-2008 misery, they were always hopeless
>>217926486christmarse
>>217926332lol>>217926394wow what a horrible thing to say
>>217926516know a bloke who sorts me out a ith the good stuff straight from thailand
I can't lie though this geese album sounds good
NOT ME I HAVE A FULL HEAD OF THICK HAIR OF THICK HAIR FULL HEAD OF IT A FULL THICK HEAD OF HAIR THICK OF IT FULL OF THICK OF HAIR OF IT A FULL THICK HAIR OF HEAD
6 bottles down the hatch
>>217926476It's maddening what people don't know. People don't know how hard I work and for how many years I've been at it just to look like a normal slightly fit natty man. That's perhaps the most annoying part of the natty / gear'd dichotomy. Norms who do zero (0) physical activity spend all day on instagram looking at geared mongs and it skews their perception of what is achievable.
nephew has been playing gorilla tag every available moment stop since he unpacked his meta quest 3Syou'd think he'd try some other games by now but no
I'm 36 but I look 17
the singular rorkeposter
don't like fake diego. lacks the hostile edge of normal diegz
>>217926394deegz is a ho, doggy and reverse cowboy ONLY
>>217926516lovehoney
Probably not going to click that
well that's gonna be an UM from me
>>217926616holy fucking UM
right well I'm NOT going to wank over that, definitely not aha
that's the sound of 20 caches being cleared
>I clicked it
um
Zoomer cousin is staying over for the Christmas period and just hit me with>"Yo unc tryna go for a walk?"I'm 28Anyway we went and I hit his weed vapeStarted coughing and he laughed and said I'm "geeked off the penj"I fucking hate this generation
>>217926645>>217926651the duality of man
right well that's the image cache getting emptied
fucking kill yourselves freaks
people sit with actual nonce shite like that and thinks “hmm yes today i shall post this in /brit/“
>>217926476Idk about "massive piles" but if you have a bit of muscle, use it even in moderation and consume adequate protein then no it doesn't shed it that easily
>>217926605>I'm 36 but I look 17drives me round in his JCB
>>217926645What is it
Okay but what was it
listen to what am sezzin
>>217926694it's over
>>217926673wasnt funny the quintillionth time you posted it
“Oh wow! A steam sale!” -every fucking loser everSeriously, every video game made for the computer sucks ass
fuck sake i did as well
>>217926703your mum
moonberg making an appearance
>fuck sake i did as well
>[Deleted]What was it
might get some smelly greasy third world goat herder to deliver some slop to me
>>217926694A girl drinking a bottle of pop
never get tired of the young pussy :)
I'm 37 but I look 35.
Skippy sex pouch
>>217926752noncery
>>217926769I'm 35 but look 45
>>217926759do your bradley spam next unfunny mong jajaj
barbaric cold out there get the heating at 30c
perusing the 'buttholes' thread on /s/ whilst popping over to /brit/ to /shit/post
Gf is 40 but looks 14
I'm 67 but I look 69
life is not a strawberry
I missed the um but sounds like that's a good thing I did
Justin Lee Collins wears Lynx Africa
>>217926818FOLCOLC
>WMT making slow, steady gainsHate to say I told you so (again)
>>217926831six seven
>>217926733crescent moon is it not?did you know that you can tell whether the moon is on its way toward a full moon (waxing) or receding toward a new moon (waning) by the orientiation of the crescent moon?If the crescent looks like the curvature of a lowercase "b" then a full moon is 'being born' i.e the moon is heading toward a full moon over time. If the crescent moon resembles the curvature of a lowecase "d" then the moon is 'dying' i.e heading toward a new moon (a dark, empty sky with no moon).Nice little fact for you there.
>>217926807do they salt cod in the chip shopsI had fish and chips recently and the fish was so bland
>>217926807I'm also in the Man United vs. Newcastle thread
got the acid mothers temple and the cosmic inferno on
Would be gay if you didn't
>>217926818you get 30 day bans for joking about that
>>217926855salt and vinegar if you like yeah
we're twelve but we look 36 *adjusts trenchcoat*
>>217926835
Mad how seasons are reversed for the southern hemisphere lotOur Aussie and Kiwi friends think that July is a freezing cold month while January is blazing hotUtterly mad
Got the 24/7 Mr Bean youtube video on
>>217926885The best thing about 36 year olds? There's 30 of them
>>217926883???salt and viwhat?
Just discovered my dad has had a baking tray for the past ten years that doesn't fit in his ovenSo just a sheet of useless metal that he keeps in his kitchen
hate mumbergs if i get on the booze before 9 she thinks somethings wrong
>>217925820think this might be doctored a bit
>>217926917ten years of anon not getting the hint
>>217926900was confusing watching neighbours back in the day because the episodes were about six months behind, so they'd be talking about their summer and I'd be watching in our summer and yet they'd be wearing funny hats and have christmas trees upanyway, misery guts was better and had the best theme song of any show of all timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JKDGD5CqBQ
>>217926917Fucking hell really?
When are you lot going back home?
>>217926804Minus temperature toil looms
>>217926917never know once day it might fit
>>217926917Not the only useless thing he has lying around.
>>217926917screaming
>>217926805any good ones
>>217926968absolutely slaughtered him
>>217926978peaks with OP's six posts tbf so just check those out
clanging my ungrateful son with my enormous baking tray
do people have sex in hostels?no idea what happens there
quite like this rural american aesthetic
on the beers to stave away the withdrawals
son found the wanking tray
>>217926935when I lived with mumsy I used to rip lines in my bedroom and all that. Would open the window and wait until a train came by then do it so the sound of the loud train masked the noise. If she'd gone to bed I'd slink to the kitchen to 'make myself a cup of tea' i.e boil the kettle then snort a big slug 2 inches from the kettle at its peak loudnesshttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1766778457416047.webm
>>217927031dunno i never leave my smelly incel lair
that's another thing that WON'T. WORK.
Suddenly have to do 3 IQ tests each time I post
>>217927035that's a condo mate nothing rural about it
Think a weekend swing trade is in order. Feeling a bit risky aren't I ahah
got my willy out
doctor gave me laxitivesjust done the first proper shit in yearsmy stomach deflated
>>217927035the bears would watch you having a wank
>>2179270602smart4me
>>217927035>Everyone can see in>At night you can't see outAh yes great
>>217927073if it has trees then it's rural
>>217926968Not really on is it mate
>>217927060just alternate between pressing next on the 3 at a ratio of 1:2:1 and you'll pass the captcha 75% of the time
>>217927080foster brother six sevennn
On the Wieninger Festbier
>>217927089good boy
Contemplating making 4chan a text only website
Why do non-white people always interpret white people's depictions of them as insulting, even when they're quite fair and respectful?
farting
>>217926912very funny mr. mountbatten windsor
>>217927129>the guy making fun of me I was right. Eat sh*t and die toxic fagget
brotherberg made fun of me for being feminine and dadberg joined in until it became a running joke for 3 days straightfucking hate christmas
For me, it's the Laudable Association of Antigallicans
>>217927142Blud posted an image of a 7 year old tweet
>>217927142they hate white people and western hegemony generally
>screaminnggg!!>poo>rorke!!seriously what happened to this place?
>>217927139can't you just make a script that removes all image html tags
rorke drinking water like the monkeys in 2001 me smashing his head in with a bone
>>217927166shut up you fat poof
>>217927166they want to shag you up the arse
>>217927166A masculine mf would have thrown the joke back at them and that would be the end of it
>>217927166done for three days in a rowthey've made a turkey of you lad
>>217927195
>>217927166learn BJJ in secret then batter them
Ariana Grande has broken the record for the highest monthly listeners peak for a female artist on Spotify, with 126.817 MILLION listeners
>>217927166ended immediatly by one joke about how it's because they molested you
>>217927234Who?
>>217927234'we can't be friends' is a fuckin' tune to be fair to her she's an absolute head case but that is a tune yeah
>>217927207the quips in marvel movies don't happen in real life mate
>>217927261does she still only date black men?
>>217927166alri bottom boy
>>217927261nah she's fine :>
>Areolas Grande
>>217927255"you wish ya poof"
>>217927262Sorry princess x
>>217927279dunno I don't follow that stuff or simp for her so not terribly arsed
>>217927280jeffrey de lad x
Lads, just realized, it's FridayGET THE FUCKING CANS IN
>>217927295
>>217927279she's been shagging a little ginger fella
feeling extremely tired and emotional
>>217927290she's a fucking loon mate but understandable given what happened in manchester
watching the Japanese animated film patlabor
>>217927316Not drinking today as I'm not a grim alkie twat who drinks consecutive days in a row
screaming poo rorke
>>217927316supped four cans today but not feeling like moregonna open the whisky in a bit and sip it whilst eating my melting middle chocolate pudding and double creambut first, to walk dogberg
i got 57.5 million listeners on spotify
>>217927349Maybe if you drank more and went a depressed cunt, you'd cheer the fuck up, cunt>>217927355WAHEEEEY>>217927366Whiskey is still cans. Just in different forms
nigger
>>217927316Drink scotch like a proper gentleman ya poof
>>217927295kek
>>217927316*raises the voddy and dr pep*a toast........
>>217927335
rock and heavy metal died with the last masculine generation. white music is dead. can we revive it? or it is easier to embrace rap?
haven't heard the neighbours dog barking for more than a week but now it's back to ruin my holidays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-qS9eoegJU
>>217927316you just realised that it's friday?
>>217927372alri Celine Dion
>>217927400rock and heavy metal are gayer than gay
spotify destroyed 6 million songs
>>217927406don’t you lot celebrate on the 7th of jan or summat
>>217927382>Whiskey is still cans.it's bockles (singular), not cans
gotta be honest lads, didn't know it was Friday
>>217927335christmas can be rough like that sometimes
rorke cruise
>>217927434gay != effeminate
>>217927400have you heard modern rap, it's ZESTY
>>217927387You're posting on a yank flag, lad>>217927390GET THE FUCKING VODDY IN, LAD>>217927456It's cans, ladThey're in a different physical format but it's cans. It's always cans>>217927414Christmas break blends all days together for me now, lad>>217927461It's Monday
>>217927486Him? Done.
>>217927483briefcase is homie that status: my
At the end of the day it's night
>>217927510>you're not a virgin are you?>*sip*
>>217927461only realised earlier when folk started banging on about deegz
Remember this?https://youtu.be/SP8E6ouSiC0
>>217927553
>>217927483Why did he fall asleep at the end?
Is Joan a good name
>>217927540what are you even meant to say
scranning mince pies chocolate and haribo
>6 7 screaminnggg!!>scranning poo>so this is rorke..seriously what happened to this place?
>>217927553why is he kissing his burly car mechanic?
>>217927580yeah for my gran
>>217927553everything about this horrid
>>217927572
>>217927624>>217927624>>217927624
>>217927606Passed his MOT for him despite glaring issues
very few things more virginious than seeing pictures of women and trying to caption them with dialogue
I can't deny it zoomers finally have a good album with Getting Killed But I'd be a fool to ignore Kenny Beats involvement in producing all of it.
>>217927580jo or joey are cute nicknames
>>217925777That's so peng innit. Do you know what i mean?
