please ban the irish paedophile who keeps making /brit/ threads edition
>>217929408tip top edish
fartnite sub edition
like a mcdonalds chip and 2 peas
>>217929408why is it dashie coloured ?!??
>>217929408good edish this. an edition of the people.
>>217929408>lads he did post that one woman in her mid 20s,. that's anoncingWhy are you a genuine queer? And also, why do you think I'm Irish, I just live here, lad
do we still get russian prostitutes here
>>217929393ended a 10+ day streak in the early hours of this morning after sleeping in the nude and having my willbert rub up against the sheets. Feel depleted and empty.never wank, never goon, never coom.
F**king steaming
>>217929457you spam the same images all the time
>>217929408>you're a nonce for wanting to fill this with spermcitation needed
>>217929457>lads the archive has record of me posting kids over and over
https://vocaroo.com/1hdG3WhmB76Ku like?
>>217929472same here and still a fair bit to get through. It is what it is, it's the holidays fuck it all get it all fucked off
>>217929483So which is it, you think I'm Irish because I post the same images or you think you're a genuine queer because I post the same images?>>217929496Ah yes, lads. The 20 year old woman is a childBut enough about you being a queer.
the french army has tankobon-bons
>>217929490botnet award
>>217929499yupp
I grew up consuming US content so I sound American. I tried to learn something called SSBE or Modern RP and did some lessons and whenever I try to speak it I sound comically retarded. Like out of place, fake, and trying to sound like a prestigious BBC news anchor.I am seriously considering dropping the British pronunciation project and just "smoothen" my American sounding English to sound more clear and just accept my lot in life.If I visit the UK and speak to Brits in a C1/C2 (advanced English proficiency) English but with an American accent, does it irritate Brits? Because I am certain speaking Modern RP is going to make people laugh at me behind my back.
>30 year old unc perving on 20 year old girlsYikse
>>217928942imagine the smell
Just watched "Ballad of a Small Player"Proper shite Kinda thing thickos would think is really deepMy rorke brother loved it lol
>>217929516i think you're an attention seeking freakshow
>>217929408 it's so pointless but if we're all piling in, i REALLY wish he'd kill himself
>>217929526/mena/ is down the hall and to the left
>>217929415Isn't that the exact pointDrinking is fine when you feel ok. It's when you're sad that you're more likely to go too far
had 5 drinks only and i'm feeling goodnot sure why her parents got me a present we've only been together like 3 weeks or so
>>21792953252, lad>>217929540Good. Hate me. It sustains me.
>>217929499Calvin it's your cousin Mark, Mark Harrisyou'll want to hear this
got deal or no deal on
cheers allhappy boxing day
>>217929558i dont hate youi pity how sad you are
Whatever they say, what they do is what matters. And what they do in Wales is treat us as less than an English region time and time again. Together in Union...What a load of shit.
>Good. Hate me. It sustains me.
>>217929538Of maccies or of her?
>>217929573really were hoping hed knock her flat
wonder how justified i'd feel bashing cansnonce's head in. pretty justified i reckon
>>217929524https://vocaroo.com/19R0CPBoHfXyhttps://vocaroo.com/15Wrx9wYD8dV
>>217929499yeah it's alrighti mean, are you gonna work on it some more?needs a few more features, the rhythm needs pushing down a bit to accommodate
>>217929583How was your Christmas? I spend it between volunteering at a local to give out free food and presents to the poorer families here and spend time with my own family for dinner who love me
The weather won't be nice again until May
>>217929601force of that kiss would probably knock me out to be fair
>>217929555so it wasn't the most awkward experience of your lifeyou had a good time
>>217929595brown, then
waves crashing on the cliffs
>>217929596Fuck hell lad, don't be posting the pictures of me from 30 years ago
>>217929624i'm feeling good now i'm back homei wasn't feeling good while i was thereher dads a fucking nutter
>>217929609yes i had a grand christmasare you trying to brag and also show that you're normal? lolcan sense a mega melty about to come on
>>217929605you'd be the king of /brit/
not been on my laptop for two days and my head feels better for it
>>217929608i pirated a new version of ableton and it fucked up all my old songs so i cant change it
I want to sniff Emma Watson’s farts.
he does post like a 52 year olddesperate to fit in and appear cool but also very, very easily offendedhowever i shan't believe anything words that slide from his forked irish tongue
>>217929532fit hapa zoomer lass at toil is so fit it's insaneher dad drops her off to work though she can't even drive that's how much of a zoomer I'm talking though but the things I would do ong fr fr no cap
>>217929653No, I was wondering how you spent your ChristmasI was worried for a moment you were one of those faggots who lie about itGlad you showed me>>217929674What makes you think I'm Irish?
>>217929671shes rotten now would rather have her on the first movie x
since when is canslad a nonce?
Still dehydrated from drinking last night and night before thatHorrid muck, shan't drink ever again
>>217929680m
>>217929667something like this, essentially a bridgehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YwBURxdsRI
How can I get better at giving oral sex?
>>217929690Since always
>>217929606second half of the piano one sounds undertaley (in a good way)
>>217929630Quiet
>>217929698Good lad
>>217929709lift weights with your tongue
>>217929709nina hartley video
scared to post in case i get banned for some contrived bullshit reason
>>217929709IF you're a homo, can't you help, ladIF you're normal, then every woman is different but most prefer you to actually fucking listen
>>217929709practice on a dildo
recall watching an oral sex porn video guide when I was like 15that was 17 years ago and I've never touched a boob. Forgotten it all, not that it matters.
>>217929762you ever done that?
what is the best watch size35mm38mm40mm41mm43mm44mm
been sat in the old wondering why no one was posting haven't i
>>217929609hope you understand mate that it's a different person you're talking to because i forgot i have ireland filtered. and that i despise you with the full knowledge that what despise you for is not only backed up by all religious theory, general human experience, and personal experience
>>21792978767mm
me can't believe it not custard
>>217929709I started exclusively watching porn about fingering and oral to learn better techniques, but I haven't had sex since. The two times I have done I was absolutely terrible. haha
yanks dont have boxing dayfucking FREAKS
women are sexually mature at 14 years old that's scientific fact
>>217929755you really have to go out of your way to be banned here. Not joking either, the janny we have is very fair-handed and lax. It's not like /sp/ or /tv/ where you'll cop a ban for posting a normal, sane, reply in what is otherwise an off-topic thread.He permits us to just sit here and talk shite. I for one am grateful.
>>217929609sorry mate forgot to add the last part - but also that i've literally seen you talk about having sex with children to fulfil a sense of lost youth
>>217929802this shit frying me mud
>>217929812explain this thenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijcFdbmlkl4
3 cheers for jannyhip hip
would love to be a fit girl and wear theseinstead i was born a maleah well
>>217929815can't be having these thoughts (out loud) lad these are illegal thoughts
I love our jannies
I'm a giga chad
>>217929826most mongs are only here because they'll be banned immediately anywhere else on the site outer /int/ is a minefield but you can click on any general and see all sorts going on in them only one the ones daring to make a thread are the ones to get their heads blown off
>>217929826Who is this lovely young lady?
>>217929705love movng shadow, listened to probably 100s of hours of their records when i was addicted to csgo bhop and would like to change it but i cnat :c>>217929715based i was thinking ghibli but youre right too
the egg is about to crack...
FOM
remember when the ipod touch came outwhat a revolution that was
>>217929795Right but who are you?
botnet paedo meltie
*pushes a big red button on the underside of the table alerting janny*
>>217929879every single person on this thread, we all hate you
>got the cans three days ago>did not put them in a fridgeFUCKING SHITEARSE
>>217929864norafawn she's my wife though so you're out of luck I'm afraid so don't you even THINK about looking at her or wanking to her you fucking pervhttps://boards.4chan.org/s/thread/22281021#top
>>217929893Hold on now, ladI don't hate meI'm in this threadSo your statement is about true as it is that I'm younger than 53
>>217929854I've seen this a few times but no idea what it's from.
right it's about to pop
>>217929932some crappy italian coomer film I believe
>>217929913is that not a tranny
>>217929913Does she have a...
ngl one pl match on boxing day might be an improvement
um
i want to have a wank
https://vocaroo.com/1apShYVlU8GM
>>217929951>>217929965nah just that particular image is a bit tranny-bait-yif you check the /s/ thread linked I think you will be satisfied she is a biological woman and quite possibly the fittest on planet earth
>>217929826well i get banned for stupid fucking reasons all the time so i suppose your experience is vastly different from mine
owo
fr tho guys>oh you're a dateless virgin incel bc u dont put yourself out there*puts myself out there*girls proceed to call you weirdo, creep, make me feel uncomfrotable etc.half the time there isn't even any physical touch just me being enthuastic about a woman and inviting her to do things makes her feel uncomfrotable like what the acutal fuck honestly
zen moding
no more of thisfresh start tomorrow
rah mummy that's dutty
>>217930050fuck me are you still going
umm why would you need to do that..
>>217930050yeah that's part and parcel of putting yourself out there as a lad
>>217930050 just go rape someone
Think the toilfu has actually evolved into the protogf now that there is a date arranged. If all goes well tomorrow and she still wants to come round and watch telly I may need to buy condoms, mental even
>>217930079ktim
part and parcel of living in a society
Sexing gfberg when she's out of the shower
dobbychristmas dobby
i mean i honestly might as well just have a wank
>sorry diego i can't go out with you i'm busy that day>hs?
>>217930098Godspeed anon
>>217930102hard to believe that this is a mantherefore it isnt
>>217930093fuck off>>217930092utterly ridiculous then they wonder why we dont botherimagine if i become famous and some random girl i hit on once upon a time says "eww he's a creep we should cancel him he once briefly touched my arm during a 30 minute banterous conversation"
>>217930117
Watching Big Fat Quiz of the Year and not getting any of it
>>217929680PENG
>>217930126the peng cheese nibbler gf as it were
Have had all manner of sex with many girls and also 3 twinks
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1766720251598690.mp4
that's gay
>>217930102sex sex sex
>>217930126Love love love her accent
>>217930144>Trump bad amirite guys?>audience cheers, whoops and applauds
>ywn capture the oriflamme on behalf of your english king
https://vocaroo.com/190yOARdRXTUHATE records type music
>>217930182far too peng for words
>>217930168on the works night out a lad at the old toil explained how he had met a few twinks off the apps and bummed them. The straight lads, myself included, just exchanged a few looks of "you hearing this shit" while nodding along then just cracked on sniffing gear
>>217930182horrendous tranny freak all i can imagine is sprinting in there with a claymore sword and doing a 360 swing that bisects their head from their body
Don't want to get steaming fuck off
How do all these trannies have absolutely monster willies? It not right.
>>217930133sc
>>217930235the only "bisects" you'll be having is with her after she plunges that love length down your waiting throat
Always wondered why you lot call it "getting steaming"
>>217930144yeah i pretty much stopped following any kinda news this yeari remember doing a pub quiz at one point and they were like going on about some news stories i'd never heard about lol
>>217930237fucking get it down you ya poof
love watching those grim british pornos from the 2000s and early 2010s, with an amateur feel and some once-and-done slagsnerdpervert is hilarious, the other end of kino being the brilliant and more professional fake taxi
>>217930255erm
might grow a hitler moustache
>>217930248North Carolina > South Carolina
>>217930126mad how with hoflation a dobby is what you'd say was a 6/10 fat girl
>>217929931i really wish i hadn't been so worn down by your awful personality that i still had some aprt of me that wanted to help you.honest to god, to everyone else, every single thing you say in your cringe abused teenage way it just tells us that you've been hated for so long and by so many people that you're broken and have opped yourself into feeling like that's good and a result fo your divine massive intelligence, which would make sense for someone who then goes on 4chan. you use a captive audience to affirm to yourself that you exist, no matter how much the audience hates it and continuously tried to remind you that they'd rather you not. really mate, you;re basically putting on a show of desperation to everyone who comes here. the only reason any random irishman would have to behave the way you do is abject despair, and so we all take that straight into account when you post anything, if your posts were different, we would have come to a different consensus. but that's not reality. in reality you're a really sad man with no life who we all think of in the same vein as a mousenonce.
https://vocaroo.com/1ewbTUMk934J
>>217930139When I asked the toilfu out on the 23rd I was actually shaking from fear and nervousness about getting a call from HR and the sack the next day. Made it sound as casual as possible and she agreed thank christ
dick in the dob
>>217930290she's just a nice, plain, slightly jew looking girl
>>217930233Half of your "straight" mates downloaded grindr immediately following that interaction. Also who is that lovely specimen in the picture
>>217930291him bin dun
How do I go from a 24 minute 5k to a sub 18 minute 5k and how long will it take me? I’m 23 years old.
>>217930333my favourite mongol chief
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxvVTIOy3js
>>217930313nah I can't see any of them getting on that grindr grindset, they were all true blue deanos. The twink bummer was a bit of an odd duck, strange lad, very quiet and was into anime and all that (so was I obviously but you've got to keep these things private). Anyway so what if he bummed a few twinks, it's his business. He also shagged his kid's nanny (a woman) to hear him tell it.>who's the bird?dunno sorry
might invent time travel so i can go back to 1930s germany and tell hitler i'm a fan
>>217930301are you sure she even knows it's a date though that's another elementunless you're really specific they're like wtf is this just as friends esp when you've known each other a while and have a non flirty repore.thing is even girls who are touchy and responsive to you being touchy 9/10 still fucking turn you down it's utterly ridiculous.
>>217930348run fasterwill take 18 minutes
>>217930259Personally I prefer "getting ratarsed", the grotty, vile connotations please me
Roke unmasked
>>217930354
>>217930348your whole life
Growing my hair out so I can claim to be a troid and dodge the draft. Not about to die for a kike banker war
i write my name on the walls
not allowed to post that, as well you know
>>217930379I wish my late grandfather were alive to shake your hand Sir
>>217930385Help me
>>217930348Unless you want to destroy your knees don't bother going for this
>>217930378peng
>>217930402that's a han, not a mongol
>>217930418vile trollopsboth would get it
Anyone seen Avatar 3 at the kinoplex?
>>217930443you're a han
>>217930460no, fuck off Dave
>>217930460do you have to watch the first 2 movies?
mad how much shed theory clears drain gaing
timmy?
>>217930460woke zogslop
>>217930421Ok I want to. Can you tell me now?
keep seeing a redheaded paramedic around my city, she's about 6ft tall and freckled and paleone of those darker redheads too, like you get in iberia, rather than a bright gingervery peng in the green uniform
>>217930460not seen it but heard various murmurs that it's not that goodday 1 pirate for sure but it's looking unlikely I'll part with my hard earned cash to see it
>>217930460no ony seen the first and it was shite
>>217930482Shagged them all mate
>>217930482sugababes
Yeah but did I ask
>>217930484Saw this not after buying my child a puppy
only kino im watching at cinmeas is zooptopia 2 fuck woke zog golem movies
>>217930491heard it said that birds who work in the services: nurses, paramedics, police etc are all MASSIVE hoores
ridiculously more attractive gf 2026
Blew it with the fat girl I almost shagged years ago. She is very cure too.
>>217930548it's on the cards for all of us mate
i asked
ad breakpopping upstairs to touch the willy
>>217930450By the look on your face, I can tell you enjoy the pipes wee laddy*Blast the bagpipes some more*
Sir Spic Shagger
big poz load starting on channel 4
i am possessed by satan
do you guys ever wonder if maybe the just of age girls cansnonce posts i his OPs are a sign that meybe he likes the even younger
>>217930546good job she has nice tits because that pour is shit
sir wank haver
Hi fellas, Merry Christmas, how was your holidays?
>>217930460>still consooming popular media in 2025/26
>>217930610hes a fucking 50 year old nonce freak and needs to be blown to pieces by a hamas rocket
big poz load of the year on channel 4
>>217930460Could not be me.
>>217930629I'm havering to you x
I can say with confidence that I'm the most abhorrent, uncultured lout to ever disgrace these threads with its loathsome presence. Just a thoroughly churlish rube me.
j'you guys ever wonder if maybe that attention seeking narcissist guy who prides himself on being just short of actual genuine straight up noncery is a paedo
need a short pro ana sex friend (whites only)
>>217930630was alrigh cheers, couple family gatherings ticked off, gifts exchanged and all that. Now steaming as a rocket, off tomorrow, posting with my /brit/ pals with the tunes onhow'd you get on yourself big man?
>>217930658as a fellow impish churl theres a few things we can do ingratiate ourselves to the everyman x
rorke is no longer welcome at the krusty krab
Love saving up 4+ days worth of cum when I see an escort and cumming in her mouth
dtfic is the only other lifteitme /brit/ member who gives a shit and it pains me
I remember Cansnonce once posted pics of some ai image generator he had installed and he was posting screenshots of the prompts and they were stuff like “13 y.o. with the big chebs” and stuff like that. Very bizarre individual and a literal paedophile.
why does dogberg always get on the sofa and then step on my cock and balls
get the unpopular media on
>>217930634I used to love watching that, but after the Covid episode and all the retarded "diversity" hires I don't enjoy it. I have all the episodes until 2019. Who are the guests this year?
gay porn
dadberg wants to get a chihuahua despite us already having 4 cats has he lost his mind
Why does you guys entertainmet industry have so many gay pedos?
>>217930720we all know this but are so fatigued by the posting system that we can't keep reminding him how we feel every time
>>217930719alri dtfic
>>217930719I've been in this general since 2014/2015 and never pinned down as a particular poster. I post daily, effortposts at that. I do it for love of the game, and that's enough for me.
My slow weight cut is going well ladsWas 83 kg a few months ago, down to 77 kg now and my triceps and thighs in particular are poppingBeen getting into skipping for cardio and it's class
>>217930749Fuck you RTD get out of Doctor Who I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
>>217930751>so fatigued by the posting systemktimhate this new captcha
>>217930689Nice, same, got together with family and friends, ate some food, drank a bit and had a laugh, my mom said the N word 4-5 times which was funny. I made a traditional Christmas pita and everyone loved it. >picrelbest physique
>>217930749mad how gay men get away with what str8 men wantshag the youth
>>217930751I just like to remind people whenever possible that he is a literal confirmed paedophile. It isn’t just a gimmick like when we called 190 a paedo to annoy him.
satan exists
>>217930768well yeah if you started making every new thread about your paedophilic desires then you'd manage to make a name for yourself a la cansnonce. but you're not as large a sociopathic loser as he is, so you've not
>>217930689this stupid cow lost all her thiccness because that other pic went viral and jealous bitches goaded her
>>217930749can't help it, they're just too entertaining
>>217930749fucks sake
>>217930799just come out already diego ffs
>>217930797is that stuffed cabbage on the left
Can't stop thinking about her, can't eat sleep drink play playstation watch telly properly it's all fucked. Reckon if this date etc goes badly I will probably be steaming and incapacitated for the next week
>>217930797nice sarma
>>217930797What are some other Christmas food traditions for Hungarians that we might not know here?here the traditional food is normally stuffed turkey with roast potatoes, brussel sprouts, parsnips, perhaps some cooked ham, crannberry sauce and such
you will never bust me. EVER.
>>217930838Yeah, made that with me mum, also the graped leaves at the top
>>217930749Mad how this young lad could be shagging lasses but chooses to bum and/or get bummed by this fat old poof
>>217930837>Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)22:00:42 No.217930837▶already toild you if it wasn't for the inherent sinfulness of it i would rather be a homosexual it would be easier than navigating being and ugly/unsexually appealing male around women
diego is so closeted its not even funny, he's obviously the gayest man alive but cant accept it
>>217930874shut the fuck up you boring bastard
>>217930889um
er lads, new?
>>217930812can tell you I am categorically insane mate I've been in a mental institution and all that I'm a certified loon>>217930813yeah looks like a deflated balloon now you hate to see it but we remember the better days
>>217930721Asserting dominance innit, next week time bite his balls to show him who's boss
>>217930896>he's obviously the gayest man alive but cant accept itHeard your dad swept that title
>>217930896he's just a genuinely boring cunt here and obvisouly IRL why would any woman want to spend time with him. nothing to do with being ugly
>>217930889once you drop the christan arc and start your gay arc its gonna go crazy
>>217930840Toilfu?
In uni there was a gay guy and his boyfriend was 44 and was a mid-manager in some company
>>217930912Go on canspaedo do it, I dare you! :D
When I buy weed I have to walk through the only non white area of my city just to get to a white area beyond it. Laughed seeing the 1 hygiene rated takeaways
Got an inferiority complex, me
Kid Rock is a massive homo.
>>217930840stop putting the pussy on a pedestal
>>217930933its not even that hes ugly short or boring ive seen loads of lads like that shag irl, hes literally just gay thats it and women pick up on it
>>217930937there isn't one you weird projecting fantasising freaki am not gaywould my life be easier if i were? yes in a lot of ways but doesnt make it so >>217930940tbf there was a girl with a similar age she was kinda minging tho
>>217930917and yet, despite all your suffering, you've managed to not dedicate yourself to ruining the lived experience of others
>>217930940if you were 44 and had the chance to slot some uni bird you'd take it and so would I, I'd fucking empty my entire soul in that shit so let's not throw stones in the glass house eh
the curse of being beautiful
>>217930874I'm Bvllgarian not Hungarian. It's smoked and cured meats, always stuffed cabbage rolls and stuffed grape rolls, fermented veggies (turshi). Always a big buttery pita. The main course is some kind of pork - we made a giant pork leg. It's tradition to put fortunes in the pita as you can see in the pic and everyone takes a piece and sees what their fortune is for the next year - I got "you'll get a new car" which funny enough is exactly what I was going to do. >>217930862thanks bro
>>217930917we architects need to stick together lad
Dating apps are a gift for autists
>>217930996everything about this post absolutely SCREAMS 30 year old virgin
>>217931006Having to shag fat old men?
>>217930996women that look like this should be sold on amazonsame day delivery
at my uni there was a gay lad and i recently found out he married a woman so maybe he gave up being gay
>>217931009
>women
murder everyone on planet earth
>>217931016that's definitely part of it
>>217930877oh fug i was looking for them, didn't notice. they're god tier.do you have any kind of sauce with the cabbage? it's standard here to serve it in mushroom or tomato sauce, they're a bit dry without.
>>217931025one of those straight gays you hear about in the news
>>217931052>>217931052>>217931052
>>217931036if I don't get a gf 2026
walking down the road earlier and it occurred to me how much better the place would be if we imported a million wogs
>>217931080
>>217931058hey are you gonna address all the posts about your shit influence ?
>>217930939>>217930961Yh...I'm probably going to show up to this date tomorrow with fuck all sleep and slightly rough but I will make sure to shower shave brush my teeth and put on some fresh clothes.AAAAAAAGH my head won't shut up.Mental how they have this power
I need some good fanfic to read like I did in the late 2000s
hate nigger nigger hate nigger nigger hate
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