Swansea edition
Extremely dislike this "young fitties" gimmick
>>217932822like old fatties do you
>>217932822>>217932831
pooing in public tips and tricks
Why do they call it S&P500There's no way it isn't just like the top 10 companies carrying the other 490There's no way if the top 10 failed the other 490 would come anywhere close to the value of them
mad how
woah I'm seein' double here, 2 new threads>>217932822yeah I agree raise the age of consent to 32
Leftypol is right about walkable cities
>>217932831didn't really do anything wrong did he
mad how disease
>>217932840dunno lol
>>217932822it's a cunt on the paedo botnetneeds to be slain
So we all just ignoring the naked lad the yank posted?
not seen catyank in a whilehope he's dead
Flying to Turkmenistan from Gatwick tomorrow lads Will try post from there but idk if 4chan will be blocked or not
>>217932847
>>217932848he wants them filled with savages
>>217932840Top 10 companies won't be allowed to fail, same prolly goes for the rest too
>>217932798It’s called Abertawe NOT swansea
>>217932840shut the FUCK up
>>217932866I have this neat trick that stops me from seeing any yank posts. Can highly recommend it, as it greatly reduces my chances of seeing very low quality posts.
Racists are just a bit sad and pathetic aren't they>Oh no the brown people, they look different>The reason I don't have a girlfriend? It must be brown people>How dare other people have slightly different genes in my vicinity
Tired of normie opinionsI'd rather hear Zeidy going on about the cronem than someone else tell me Andrew's been a naughty boy
>>217932866yeah that's just what he does
>>217932882Yeah he's wrong about that part and basically everything else
>>217932847fit hapa zoomer at toil looks virtually identical to this except marginally thiccerspeaks with a posh accent as well fuck me. Constantly have to remind myself that I'm a 30+ year old unc and that she thinks I'm a decrepit boomer, even if I do work out.
>>217932902
Kaczynskipol is right about industrial soyciety
got aussies and kiwis filtered but not yanks desu
>>217932916get her shagged
Geese is coworker music
>>217932213If people had spare money after paying for housing and transport and pension and childminderstein/stay-at-home-mumberg, they would spend it on "goodies", but the current arrangement of necessities as "goods" which are priced beyond the average wagie (and doled out to the less productive) means people won't waste money they "have" on goods they want less than the things they can't afford to buy
>>217932931Well, you might want to now
>>217932929>>217932931incredible
well that's poo on toast isn't it
>>217932717s&p and global all cap on vanguard >>217932724she was fit when she was a little chubby and shagged the pumpkinnow she's even fittergod bless ozempic
new car lads. she's a beauty isn't she
burping and farting with reckless abandon
>>217932894Get fucked you inbred cunt, it's called Swansea, its population overwhelmingly speak only English, and the name Swansea is actually older than the useless hollow geographic name Abertawe.
Suddenly feeling hungry
>>217932933she's so fit lad you cannot imagineI have to make a point of not looking at her or I'll get pulled up
>>217932916>30+ uncthat's prime age for shagging stupid girls
oh ffs why did i click it
Was quite an impressive poo I have to admit
mad how the krelboynes all but disappear after season 4
>>217932971Just realised the useless bbc put a typo in the figures, the bottom date should probably be 2001
>>217933002yeah? no idea what you're on about but yeah mad isn't it haha
>>217932980arrrrghhhhhhhhhh
Stopping the booze. Getting on the exercise and books. 2026 is my year
does... his... blackness... offend... you?
>>217932798i just looked faster and thought it was Rio de Janeiro's map
>>217932921>>217932924It's true though isn't it. It's just a massive insecurity. It's weird how lots of people hide their insecurities but Rorke likes to broadcast his massive insecurity about the fact that there are some brown people in the UK
>>217932929
>>217933026Good...one...
>>217933019If I'm not married by that time I will be doing this. People here don't care about that shit. Being 35 and shagging a 23yo bird is normal, I see it all the time.
>It's true though isn't it. It's just a massive insecurity. It's weird how lots of people hide their insecurities but Rorke likes to broadcast his massive insecurity about the fact that there are some brown people in the UK
Various prophets and diviners are claiming that 2026 is going to be 'lovely'
>>217933039>there are some brown people in the UKAll of the UK soon. Great replacement is in full swing
>>217933032>If you wanna go fast, put 100 on the dash~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJCb4No9Sps
Bulgaryans cant suffer
>>217933020ktim fully expecting to completely capitulate within a week thoughbeit
Is "Rorke" in the room with us now?
so what if i hate niggers it's not against the law
>>217933080forgot your image
i remember when a sexy new porn used to make my knob throb and pulse Haven't had that feeling in years
>>217933080Forgot pic
>>217933064I've done my forecasts and my initial prediction of 2026 being lush has been upgraded to lovely as well.
>>217933073My neighbour got married last year, he's 41 and his wife was 27, they have a baby now, just saw the little fucker yesterday, he looks just like his dad.
>>It's true though isn't it. It's just a massive insecurity. It's weird how lots of people hide their insecurities but Rorke likes to broadcast his massive insecurity about the fact that there are some brown people in the UK
>>217933107mad how stand up to racism is literally a state funded psyop
>>217933057Man's got skills>>217933071Just two more weeks
>>217933107>no back to school until its safeThis fella seems like a full on nutter, must be funny to know him from a street or two away
>>217933118
>>217933101first porn I ever saw was Jenna Jameson getting shagged rotten on some yachtol' mate from school who was a bit rough round the edges blutooth'd it to my Sony Ericcson k750i on the train home and I wanked my wilkins silly in the bathroom once I got home. Hard to say whether I have ever acheived the same heights of arousal, even with drug-enhanced wanks many years later.nah in fairness the drug wanks were probably several hundred times more potent and have destroyed my brain
Get the x y'ed is the best gimmick of 2025
in 2026... I will spin
>>217932971Who do you think you are talking to me like that do you know who I am
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Get the exes wide
That's Rorkette done then
the great replacement of cheadle
>>217933185nah. get some standards lad
>>217933200that is my standardyou are bent if you wouldn't fuck her silly
any new /brit/ gimmiques that have been any goodhavent posted here in about two years
/gif/ wank on the cards
get the young fitties posted
>>217933185cleavage
>>217933220not bent. just don't go near anything with obvious mental illness
does she have a...
>>217933164For me it's linking the old
>>217933187pretty sure all of those diseases were known about since ancient times
>>217933241sadly no :/
Fucking ever speak to me like that again you little cunt I dare you
>sadly
last woman without a penis i wanked to was gibbymoo
>>217933225spoiled for choice lad you've got your WMAF threads or your BMWF threads, both made and maintained by the same anti-white discord users
Indian niggas be getting leprosy lmao
>>217933289porn did a number on straight guys lel
right well that's a little bit MORE than cleavage isn't it
right that's not allowed
>>217933316yeah? i won't wank to her even once. she's fucking revolting lol
>>217933316stupid piercings that'll get in the way and hurt when i slap her face with my dick. what a shame
>>217933334Post picture of yourself right now
>>217933316Imagine paying for this
>>217933316why would sickndcute get so many lip piercings and zero nipple piercings
>>217933343that's the best part
having tits isn't impressive when you're 15 stone love x
>>217933344look mate, you're clearly obsessed with a mentally ill munter but that's no reason to get all upset at someone who's trying to kindly point this out to you
not feeling very jolly
>>217933354she was quite chunky tbf but that's fine by me x
>>217932966Slavic clown cars are even worse than your average Peugeot
>>217933362Thought so
>>217933352Naah, I hate metal on my dick, I remember a girl hat had braces in high school and didn't know how to suck. I screamed like a little bitch when that shit hit metal.
>>217933367seen this fella's breasts and willy
>>217933379is she your gf mate? is that why you're getting so angry? if so, i'm sorry
>>217933293Wank completeIt was WMAF
yep. he'd get it.
>>217932798I live right next to a Swansea, here's ours
Catberg looking rapeable
>>217933420she looks malnourished
Books are for plebsThe only books you can buy at waterstones are books like "Stop giving a F*CK: how to stop caring" and "Why I'm no longer talking to White people about race"complete and utter shit. If you read books you're a mong
Emma Watson should fart in my face.
had 4 shots of vodka last night
beep
might have a chwank
>>217933460Bad books are bad, so we should not read good books?
>>217933480need her tummy
>>217933431done a fair few cooms to it myself, in spite of my snarky earlier post so what can I say
>>217933460Made this exact post the other dayGot the bookmongs all riled up
>>Bad books are bad, so we should not read good books?Coming to a Waterstones near you
>>217933480need her sweaty bum planted firmly on my face
>>217933506Bodied that freak.
>>217933224>>217933164>>217933245Look to the sky and enjoy the life
>>217933316so fat that janny had to delete this pic because it was taking up all the space on 4chan's hard drive
>>217933516is it common for moldovan zoomers to be heavily religious?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meKtApH5xGA
>>217932902what's a successful multiracial country if you don't mind me asking?and now notice how leftypol has no answerI've done it, I've defeated leftypol
not read a book in years but I read a good 4,000 4chan posts a day and my mind is razor sharpaverage person doesn't read anything at all you must understand, they just stare off into space like some sort of flesh automaton
Get the tranyards posted
got some nice moose glasses. made a whiskey sour x
>>217933447You should tell them it’s called abertawe not swansea
>>217933543I have little to no contact with people.
>>217933544Yours
>>217933543a lot of those asmr slags are christians now it seems their life of pseudo whoredom did a number on their brains
walking the streets these days is a gauntlet of NPCs on their phones. you've got slalom around them. easy targets for robbery if you're that way inclined.
>>217933564cute but not very practical it must be said
Feeling bloated
eating chocolate coins and crying
feeling goated
>>217933568haha good one identity politics is one of the biggest problems in this country
>>217933612what's wrong sweetie? x
>>217933544Hm. I wonder which country is the most powerful on Earth.
He's posting them
says it all really
don't talk to me like that or I'll burn bridges
miss the peterposter 2bh
leftypol first posting a thread acknowledgement to all indgenous /brit/ians
I never saw the fat lasses, someone link me up pls
>>217933565It used to have a non-standardized spelling about 200 years ago so sometimes it was referred to as Swanzey in Massachusetts or local records
>>217933574NTA but one of the biggest ones, GibiASMR, is a swinger who attends sex clubs and cucks her soy boyfriend and all sorts.
>>217933608>>217933635Not allowed
Knew my younger brother was gay but I've realised he's definitely the bottom
Might try a moustache
>>217933662i was being genuine though, what's wrong
>>217933679ever shag him up the arse?
>>217933679how can you tell
i shall no doubt wake myself up with egregious farting at 4am
>>217933683with no beard?
>>217933640we have race riots you idiot
>>217933688nowt mush
>>217933673So retarded
>>217933708Can you remind me which country is the most powerful on Earth? I've forgotten.
>>217933696no but someone must be>>217933697he was wearing pink socks and underwear
rorke said this couldn't be done
>>217933679how do you feel knowing he's had multiple cocks up his holes?
>>217933718white america
>>217933674Well some did dive into the full on whoredom.
all poofs are mentalespecially lesbians
It's pretty obviously China
>>217933721um um um
>>217933729So really just Montana and South Dakota lol. Next 20 years are going to be grim as whites fucked off and didn't replace themselves.
>>217933674lies
>white americaalri lt. martinez time to pack it up
Can't stop wanking
RAMIREZ, DEFEND BURGER TOWN
Was thinking about getting my outfit ready for tomorrow but don't want to leave it out so it doesn't smell so fresh after I've slept in the room you see
>>217933679Can i have his discord
>>217933746I got a lesbian friend and I've been harassing her to go out with me for 2 years with no luck :( She's a really cool gal.
>>217933594yeh shall only be bringing them out at christmas. adn won't be putting them in the dishwasher. they're the ones they drink eggnog out of in national lampoon's christmas vacation.
sorry rasheed, but the oxford study IS real
>>217933785war has changedit's no longer about defending burger town
>>217933729That's not a country. Never mind though, I looked it up. It's the USA.Maybe you're right though. Maybe countries without ethnic mixing are doing better. Maybe the USA should be more like South Korea, whose fertility rate is the lowest of any country in the world, and whose suicide rate is the second highest in the world, closely behind Lesotho, in Africa.
literally wearing pink boxers
>>217933841China status?
>>217933853
oh!
>>217933841let me rephrase my original statement then, there is no country on the planet in which multiracialism is a success
hope mousey had a good christmas
the united states is broadly a success and that was multiracial from very early on
I'd rather be fishin'
If you aren't having ten kids then you've no right to complain about your government importing millions of brown people Rorke
>>217933906>the united states is broadly a successnot because it's multiracial the multiracial aspect has always been the weakness, and now it's getting worse and worseyou're seeing it with identity politics
>>217933953Im schizo, not sure I should be having kids
>>217933906>>217933953
>>217933870Not as powerful as the USA are they>>217933886Apart from the USA just as one example. Of course there has been unfortunate racism throughout the history of the USA but nonetheless the country emerged as the most powerful in the world. After the Cold War of course, which was contested with another powerful multi-ethnic entity: the USSR
For me it's death to America and long live the Americans x
>>217933880um?
>>217934005China is still ChineseAmerica is full of foreigners
>>217933959>now it's getting worse and worse>you're seeing it with identity politicsWhat's getting worse is the idiocy of some Americans who seem willing to destroy their entire country just because they now see more people of different ethnicities on TV
gay bumder bottom here. love getting bummed up my gay arse x
leftypol is ready to destroy civilisation just to avoid having to acknowledge that brown people are just more violent and less trustworthy
>>217934040>What's getting worse is the idiocy of some Americans who seem willing to destroy their entire country just because they now see more people of different ethnicities on TVthat's such nonsense cope
Just trimmed me pubes, crack, crabs ladder, nipples and the 3 (three) hairs on my chest. Might need to do some more grooming before tomorrow
deep lack of british culture ITT
Rorke pretending to be leftypoll itt and Rorke 2 falling for it
>>217934081Say something then
>>217934057it is lovely tbqh
>>217934102Something then aha
>>217934005it was 90% whitewe live in the legacy of white americaussr was divided along republic borders>>217934040HAHAHAHA see you hate the fact that whites are starting to see racelet me axe you another question leftytroon, who is more racist and biased on average? whites or every other race?want studies? 95% of blacks voted for obama, that's fucking nuts. They see skin color, they cast their vote accordingly. Trump didn't receive anywhere close to that from white voters, yet you hate that whites are beginning to see themselves as a race.
>>217934071what's a crabs ladder. sound like something that requires an antibiotic
Cody thinks he's the riddler
just keep enuff firepower to zap the yellowman and burn everything else
>>217934033Hm I wonder what's better. Working 996 alongside my Han brethren (while Uighurs and Tibetans are brutally repressed) or working in the USA with some ethnically mixed colleagues, in what is objectively a better job, with far better pay, fewer working hours, and better working conditions (even considering the fact that American working conditions often aren't as good as in other developed countries)
>>217934125
>>217934117aha
Can't stop eating candy
>>217934144freaky looking little things
spending my evening with an oriental lad called KashimaMasayuki
>>217934175Kashima Antlers.
>>217934165omg same. plus cranberry muffins, gingerbread, and other things things that will make fat
suffering from a bad case of crabs ladder
>>217934169It's a real shame we don't have big crabs here, you can get them imported frozen but they cost $150 minimum for a kilogram.
Gonna shave actually. Can't be facing toilberg with a skimpy 'stache. Clean shaven. Always.
She doesn’t poo, she’s a girl.
>>217934175gross you made me google that
>>217934125>>217934144ROARINGa crabs ladder or snail trail is the line of hair that connects your bellybutton to you pubes. Thank you for learning about British culture.
>>217934266what's gross about it
might kill myself
imagine getting sent to the slammer because you had the wrong skin color (white)multiracialism working as intended
>>217934300Ever had that on a girl, a blonde one? It's kind of hot.
>>217934305Always too late.
>>217934305nooo nooo don't do that aha
>>217934305said every person who wanted to kill them self but didn't.
I'd like to post the megalog i've just lain in the bowl but dont think janny would appreciate it
>>217934305Don't do that, you're gonna die one day anyway...
@217934144@217934155@217934165@217934169@217934175@217934202@217934217@217934240@217934251@217934256@217934266JFs OUT
>>217934234see it sounds quite contagious and unpleasant >>217934240that is pricey. maybe it's for the best i'm a pleb and don't like any seafood really, not even crab or lobster or any of that
WHERE THE FUCK IS ZIEDY??
>>217934338Still don't see how poo is NSFWJust natural isn't it
>>217934352rotting in a shallow grave somewhere hopefully
>>217934300thank you for the lesson xwe call that a treasure trail, which is kind of cute. snail trail means something quite different over here
>>217934342sybau diddy blud
>>217934346>that is pricey. maybe it's for the best i'm a pleb and don't like any seafood reallyIt's pricey because they are imported, this will be relatively cheap for you and americans. We have small crabs here but it's not worth it for thee two spoons of meat you get. I love seafood.
>>217934352I ate him
>>217934352who?
>>217934314Nah my ex was dark brown hair, even when her fanny was hairy she didn't have a crab ladder. Hairy legs though
>>217934342grumpy daddy
>>217933564not a vegan but much prefer to use aquafaba over egg whites for the foam, you're lying if you say you can't taste the egg
Wish I had a car so I could drive to rural locations and look up at space and that
>>217934421It's cute when it gets sun kissed, natural blondes even with pubes looks better, I have a theory that blondes smell better down there for some reason. Black pubes are kind of gross on anything.
And the latest on the 1 (one) singular Rorke poster?
this nigga puttin beans in his cocktails
baby is snoring think its safe to have that wank now
>>217934449Yeah it would lighten up in summer.Hmm if like to test that theory but probably won't ever get to. The toilfu is dark brown hair as well. I wonder if she has a shaven haven or is on birth control. Probably not. Gotta get this date done first tomorrow anyway
>>217934304not too fond of weeb tranny porn. i just don't get it
>>217934489corr
>>217934489Really need to work on your wording mate
>>217934435Most fun I had driving was when they closed the junction I use to get home and any other route would have taken me hours saw one car go fuck it and drive round the barriers, I duly followed and then someone followed after me, we all drove down that road flashing our lights and blaring our horns still laugh when I think about it
mad how women will never know the simple joy of watching your own semen ooze out of a lesser man's arsehole
just yammed an entire haribo colas bag
>>217934494>Hmm if like to test that theory but probably won't ever get to.That's my experience at least, love to munch on a blonde me.>Gotta get this date done first tomorrow anywayYou have a date tomorrow? Good luck lad.
>>217934390it's funny because it's even more expensive here from what i can see, like $300-$600 for 2kg/5lbs. our food prices are insane
fucking owlberg keeping me awake with his incessant hooting
Sir Sweatybum Freak
>>217934536but women get to feel a superior man's semen oozing out their bums and surely that is much better
>>217934669https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/owlberg/
>>217934606Would love to bury my tongue in her beige daisy mmmmm
>>217934669Have you ever noticed that Michael Moore looks like an owl hatching from an ostrich egg?
off to bed while steamingnot ideal but what can you do (nothing). It's a problem for tomorrow's me. He will enjoy a long walk in the winter air to sweat out the toxins and grimness.
>>217934643Yooo wtf, that is insane.
genuine question and I’m not even joking, is it illegal to say “fuck off and kill yourself” to someone on online using your personal account?
>>217934677>get to feel a superior man's semen oozing out their bums >surely that is much betterFaggot
>>217934703No clue pal
>>217934719Alright pal
>>217934703not in my cunt
>>217934703No but this is
>>217934686what's your point
>>217934734Yeah funnily enough I wasn’t talking about Bulgaria
>>217934749Who is this
Master and Commander
thing is you're not technically ALLOWED to post that but if someone posts it without you ASKING them to post it and you accidentally see it you can't be held accountable. simple!
Genuinely feel sorry for yanks having their cocks chopped
>>217934703Pretty sure around the Treeza May government era they made it illegal to tell someone to kill themself
>>217934749mad how even someone like that can apparently still have a normal social life and hang out with girls while I remain a weird friendless shut-in
>>217934700ikr it's honesty really crazy. food has always cost more here but since covid prices are insane. we are really backwards in a lot of ways. you guys in europe have better, fresher food at better prices
>>217934770>ASKING themYou asking me?
making a purchaseany questions
The chopped man epidemic
>>217934716you wish but no
NEW>>217934817>>217934817>>217934817
>>217934806nah enjoy chemically castrating yourself tho
>>217934755Being curious and sharing.
>>217934494Every single one of us is rooting for you king. You should however log off immediately and be tip top shape. Ice water. Mints. Whitening strip. Aftershave. Comfy, casual, good fitting clothes. Get a tasteful cockprint in there if youre packing like me
>>217934787Oh gee thanks for reminding me. Was feeling pretty good, but you know what i didn't need that good mood anyway
>>217934604Yeah, 1300 at the cafe, hopefully get a walk afterwards Sorry spaced out at the telly a bit there. Should probably go to bed or do some more prep of not, like make sure my nose hair is trimmed etc lol
>>217934886Good luck bro, you got this, yeah get some rest to be fresh for tomorrow.
