Prev >>217937783Corn dog edition
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forced to sleep even though I only got off work 2 1/2 hours ago
I'm bored
Downloaded a video of her giving herself a foot scrub and shitHas very nice natural nails but in the end she ruins it by putting on nail polish in the sloppiest way imaginable What a shame!
>>217939973
Wrote to customer service and emailed the bitches let's see what they do....
>>217939973Fucking gross
>>217939987>and shitscat??
>>217939978Join my cult.
Really regret eating those cookies
>>217939999checked
>>217940009Brian?
>>217940013I hot blazed on edibles for Christmas and watched the family matters Christmas specials. 10/10, would recomend.
>>217939973He didn't say that
Talking about weed should be a bannable offense
Should I play pre-skyrim Elder Scrolls
>>217940053>cut
I may be cringe, but at least I am free.
>>217940053I'm puzzled how that would cost nearly $1000
>>217940059no they all suck
>>217940053rather die than ever get to that point desu
>>217940059daggerfall is based and filters jasonkin
>>217940059They are really boring and feel like a waste of time
>>217940053They're doing this to me tomorrow
>>217940063Freedom is an illusionwe are each trapped in a web of dependencies
>>217940001Shieeet
>>217940100We're all a slave to something.
>>217940092rip in pieces anons dick (he failed benis inspection day)
>>217940100
>>217940092I've never had it, but apparently you completely lose the ability to control your bladder. Pee just seeps out on its own (usually into a bag), and you can't do anything to prevent it.
>>217940053Some people are so lazy they literally can't piss on their own
Being drunk or high is not cool
>>217940122That's so hot I love having my bladder dommed
>>217940128t. weenie
>>217940128t. square
Calling it here. About 60% done these models. Should be able to finish up tomorrow. Painting dwarfs is a lot of fun!
Posting on 4chan is not cool
>>217940142why is the hair all grey
>>217940142Painting a hoes nipples is more fun
>>217940059Oblivion is Skyrim but with a Lord of the Rings inspired main quest.
>>217940151None of them have their hair done except the one model I finished (but didn’t finish the base)
>>217940106even the highest most top dog highest boss answers to somebodyeven a billionare comes home to answer to his nagging wife I betwhat goes around comes around
Going on my weekly incel bike ride tomorrow
Are you a man or a bitch boy?
>>217940223bike riding is so uncomfortable when you're not on the sidewalk, this city is really gay when it comes to that.
>>217940240I tuck my arms into my sleeves and lift up my shirt from the inside
>>217940240I take my arms out of the sleeves first, then do the neck. That prevents my shirt from pulling up and exposing my gut.
>>217940240You know, she has a point. I will remember this for sexeh tiem.
Just spilled poop everywhere
>>217940256I always ride on the sidewalk no one walks around here anyway
>>217940240I remove it from the shoulders. If you do it from the neck you'll stretch the neck hole out
>>217940240damn I'm a bitch boy...nooooooooooo
Women Sex
how it feels to be American
>>21794005320lbs of pussy and ass
just fucking goon at 5 am its bright outside
>riding on the sidewalkyou must be slow lol
Y'all ready for Christmas this year? Mama's been cooking up a storm - honey-glazed ham the size of a truck tire, green bean casserole, cornbread stuffing, and enough sweet tea to float a battleship. Uncle Bobby's got his inflatable Santa out front lit up brighter than Vegas, and the kids are losing their minds over it.Come Christmas morning, we're ripping through presents at the crack of dawn, then watching the big football game while we digest enough food to feed a small army. By dinner time, Grandpa's gonna be farting up a storm from all that turkey and pie, blaming it on the dog like he does every year. It's gonna be better than a rodeo on the Fourth of July, I tell ya! Merry Christmas, y'all - it's the bee's knees!
>>217940469I love your posts
>>217940436Y'all, I had the craziest Christmas Eve yesterday! Headed down to Walmart at like 10 PM 'cause Mama forgot the cranberry sauce and them mini marshmallows for the sweet potatoes. Place was packed tighter than a can of sardines - everyone scrambling for last-minute stuff, carts piled high with wrapping paper and eggnog.Well, I'm cruising down the frozen food aisle when Uncle Bobby calls me up saying he ate too much of Aunt Linda's bean dip at the family get-together, and let me tell ya, he thought he was just gonna let out a little toot but ended up sharting right there in his truck in the parking lot. Had to waddle back inside to buy new pants and everything! Poor fella was mortified, but we all had a good laugh about it later.Anyway, grabbed what we needed, got home, and now we're all set for the big day tomorrow. Nothing says Christmas like a Walmart emergency run and your uncle having a wardrobe malfunction, am I right? Merry Christmas, y'all - it's gonna be one for the books!
>>217940479Y'all, let me tell you about Uncle Bobby's deep-fried turkey disaster last Christmas!So Bobby's out in the driveway with his brand new turkey fryer - thing cost him like $200 at Walmart - and he's feeling real confident. Problem is, he's been snacking on Aunt Linda's spicy jalapeño poppers and cheese dip all afternoon while drinking Bud Light like it's water.He gets that turkey lowered into the oil, and everything's going great. We're all standing around watching, taking pictures for Facebook, when suddenly Bobby gets this look on his face. You know the look - man thought he just had some gas brewing from all that cheese and beer. He tries to play it cool, shifts his weight a little, and then... well, let's just say it wasn't just gas, if you catch my drift.Poor guy had to run inside faster than a cat with its tail on fire, waddling the whole way while we're all dying laughing in the driveway. Mama had to take over the turkey frying while Bobby dealt with his situation. Turkey turned out perfect though - crispy, golden brown, the whole nine yards!Now every Christmas, before we eat, someone always says 'Here's to Bobby's turkey - the only thing that got fried right that day!' He'll never live it down, I tell ya!
>>217940497Would!
>>217940497Looks like she’d put on 150lbs after hitting the wall at 22
>>217940505lol
>>217940497>>217940536Y'all, I gotta tell you about my Christmas morning catastrophe last year!So it's like 6 AM on Christmas Day, and I wake up with a hankering for some Dunkin' Donuts coffee and a box of glazed donuts for the family. Figure I'll be a hero, right? Get everyone's favorite breakfast before we open presents.I throw on my sweatpants and hop in the truck, but here's the thing - I had like three cups of eggnog the night before and a whole plate of Mama's leftover chili cheese dip. My stomach's making noises like a garbage disposal, but I figure I can hold it till I get back home.I'm sitting in the Dunkin' drive-thru line, it's moving slower than molasses, and I feel what I think is just some gas building up. No big deal, right? I'm alone in the truck, windows up, so I figure I'll just let it rip.WRONG. Dead wrong, buddy. Soon as I relaxed, I knew I'd made a terrible mistake. It was NOT just gas. I'm sitting there in my truck, second in line, can't back out, sweating bullets in December, praying nobody notices.Got my coffee and donuts, drove home sitting real careful-like, and had to sneak in through the garage to change. Merry Christmas to me! Never trust a fart on Christmas morning, y'all!
If only we could have no propaganda any day…
>Never trust a fart on Christmas morning, y'all!
i look like this
I want to install Tiktok just to see what kind of person it imagines me to be
>>217940578Jason…
I look like this
>>217940585probably like the starbies on fri-yay girl
>>217940565Y'all, let me tell you about Black Friday 2023 - the day America really showed its true colors!So there I am, camping outside Best Buy at 3 AM with about 200 other folks, all of us waiting for them doors to open at 5. We've been there since Thanksgiving dinner ended - didn't even let the turkey digest before we were out there with our folding chairs and sleeping bags, ready to save $50 on a TV we don't need.Now, everyone's been stress-eating to pass the time. McDonald's is doing a killing - running bags of Big Macs and fries up and down the line like they're selling hot dogs at a baseball game. I personally crushed two Quarter Pounders, large fries, a McFlurry, and about three Red Bulls. My stomach's making sounds like a dubstep concert, but I ain't moving - there's a 65-inch flat screen with my name on it!Doors finally open and it's absolute chaos. We're stampeding in there like buffalo, grabbing whatever we can reach. I got my hands on that TV, I'm speed-walking to checkout, and that's when all that fast food decides it's had enough. My gut starts doing backflips. I clench up tighter than Fort Knox, thinking I can make it to the bathroom after I pay.WRONG. Right there in the checkout line, surrounded by $2,000 worth of stuff I don't need, nature calls and I answer involuntarily. But do I leave? NOPE. I shuffle through that line, swipe my credit card, and waddle out with my TV like nothing happened. That's the American spirit right there - not even a bathroom emergency can stop us from getting a good deal!Got home, cleaned up, set up that TV, and you know what? Thing was on sale again two weeks later for even cheaper online. That's capitalism, baby! We'll literally crap ourselves for the illusion of savings and convenience. God bless America and God bless these low, low prices!
>>217940601Clean your room
I look like this (the chuddie)
>>217940593jason would never smoke
still awake
>>217940631>>217940623>>217940618>>217940613omg stop farting you slut ;)
Who is that cartoonist who always has this little guy in the corner sitting at the drafting table and giving a witty remark to the cartoon
>>217940641It's me, I'm making witty satirical stories about america.
>>217940641kelly the fag
>>217940641Stan Kelly
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>>217940700Thats a child
>>217940704Alice is 20 in that picture.
Alice in underpan
>>217940679wait why is the sickos guy in THIS one that doesn't make sense
hmmmmm was this a real reaction or a sketch
>>217940679Love them
Also I look like this
im so unhappy
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>>217940912https://youtu.be/L3HQMbQAWRc
>>217941043Who the FUCK created this image and why
>>217941096dunno whobut the why is easyit's mocking brown pipos who pretend that EATING FOOD with their FAMILY is some sort of revolutionary culture unique to them
>>217941043I eat family style
>>217941043This bih needs dih
I’m gonna take a poop with my wiener hahaha
Waited a minute too long to go the bathroom as I was all cozy under my warm blanket and now my sister is occupying it for god knows how long with not a single noise coming out of itAt least shower or something wtf is she doing flicking her bean or some shit stg
>>217941402>I Like It feat. Bad Bunny & J BalvinUnironically a good song.
>>217941544You’re such a fuckin hoeI love it
Inventor of the “too many hot bitches want to fuck me” theorem
>>217941795too easily falsifiable
>>217941402I forgot that things as unfunny as this existed.
>get 5-6 hours of sleep>get in an evil chuddy mood>take a 2-3 hours nap>be as happy as can bedunno why this is
Wait I just remembered, nobody asked.
>>217941924I don’t think it’s meant to be funnyIt is supposed to evoke a feeling of sexual lust and urgency
>>217941924It's not a joke anon it's real life
Having a beer
>>217942433Makes me sad I’ll never get to experience this
>>217942453you can thoughblack girls are comically easy as long as you're not asianand i mean all of asia
>>217942473I have settled down alreadyMy days of exploring the coochie lands are unfortunately over…
>>217942497meh thats a good thing german bro wishing you guys a happy marriage
MF DOOM
>>217941043lol
>>217942665LOL SO RANDUM XD
>>217941147You dropped your abuela, bitch
>>217942719It's not random?
