Small acts of kindness edition
leftymong likes them young you see
poo smells hahaha
>>217949949I love your thread
Jamaican riddler be like riddle me dis badmon
Mr Janitor, tear down this thread
>>217949993Me in the back
>>217950016me not pictured worshipping her feet
I'm going to start doing. Not thinking about doing things. Actually doing things. Today is the first day of the rest of the my life
tempted to get steamships
>>217950010scr
>>217949989evil forces must be at play here
>>217950026Girl in the middle looks 17 and 364 days old
>>217950030why not make posting your tits the first thing you do
>>217950030Got the cock snipping appointment booked have you?
>>217950030Finally getting the old cock and bollocks lopped off then lad?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqxqnp27ddno>Arrests made as facial recognition vans introducedmental how evil and shit this country is
The first step will be ordering stuff in the Matalan sale
>>217950047You have to draw the line somewhere, rather than say it's fine for an adult to have sexual relations with literal childrenIf Andrew had sexual relations with legal children then he's a fucking nonce, simple as
>>217950030Cock and ball status?
>>217950104Isnt that line 16 in UK ?
>>217950030great start, posting about it here
struggling to suck this gin down
>>217950070Is that the therapist off sopranos
>>217950087>In the summer, the government said LFR had been used in London to make 580 arrests in 12 months, including 52 registered sex offenders who breached their conditions.Oh no! Not the child predators and wog rape gangs!!
>>217950122great, start posting about it here*
>>217950045Brits are just absolutely cursedEven turned that china woman into a hag
>>21795013652/580
fucks SAKE i'm bad at social interactions
It's okay that he raped that sex trafficked female of indeterminate age between 12-18 years old because she was likely over the age of consent in the country he wasn't in
>>217950087it ia scarybut i dunnowhy notlike criminals need to be caughti dunno
Captain, I am picking up signs of an unidentifiable lifeform in the thread. Scanners appear to detect that it is male but when hailed, it claims to be female.
Doing myself in
no you cant search for wanted paedophiles roaming the streets because uhhh my freedom or something
>>217950087>arresting criminals is evil and shit
five bongs, time to go outside and clap for the nhs while waiting for the facial recognition vans to come round and scan everyone
>>217950087Court case waiting to happen when they inevitably fuck up
I'm in the bath
>>217950184poooottttaaaattttoooooo
>>217950181Lets just have drones follow everyone all the time so if they say or do anything they can be immediately arrested
>>217950030the raped
>>217950205Rubber ducky status?
>>217950205going to need evidence
>>217950210grow up you hysterical freak
i bet that lad didnt read the article to see who was arrested before he posted here
>>217949993Me sending her a dick pic
>>217950250Someone took a long shit across your plate mate
Reading myself my rights when the police arrest me because I'm just that polite
>>217950236There is one in the nephew's bath toy box but Its not in the bath with me
>>217950250that's a log and a half
>>217950250elton john
>>217950250Phwoar lovely 炒便
Computer, load holodeck programme japanese squid fart porn 01 and run simulation
>>217950247>Thames Valley Police (TVP) used two vehicles in Cornmarket Street in Oxford on Monday and stats published on TVP's website show cameras monitored more than 34,600 faces between 11:20 and 14:50 GMT.
>>217950136>thinking they're arresting any of the nonslol
the listenhttps://youtu.be/dV0-Cho26IY
>>217950280would be wild if you accidentally posted a pic of your nephew in the bath haha
get the young fitties posted
Going to a party tomorrow. Possible early start on gf2026?
>>217950339most mentally sound yank
Sir Keir Starmer could NEVER
>>217949949my arsehole is shredded today, absolutely obliterated it with all the farting I'm doing
>>217950339Neck yourself
need a smelly gf
>>217950388based
got the quo on
right thats me
Bought some MTG cards
100% of my posts in the past 24 hours have contained the word "nigger"
don't like these few days before new years
>MTGWhat does that stand for?
I..........am Steve
>>217950496just not on is it
*sorts posts by: A-Z*
leftymong and rorke are done
reckon its time for a 1 hour nap
sucking a fucking nigger
One thing I will NEVER be able to get past is this: if you missed out on living a normal life between ages 16 and 25, your life is irreversibly OVER.NO second chances.
>>217950250Elton John just giving up now and shitting on the plates
What would you do if I sang out of tune lads
sucking a prosecco and its much easier to suck than the gin
For me it's "Price: High to low"
why is anime foot fetish porn allowed as an ad
poo incoming
mumbergs got the dindins onthink its chicken and chips or summit
>>217950579shut up escortmong you insipid nigger
>>217950621I always do this. It's how you find the best stuff.
>>217950635got hard from that ad then did a wank to hentai girls in tights doing footjobs
>>217950556socialism with the goku hair
>>217950556neoliberal bull
>>217950635grow up
>>217949989>mfw women look different at 35 compared to 15i'm shocked
>>217950087>additional tactic to quickly locate people of interest, arrest outstanding suspects and safeguard high-risk missing people".um that first one seems a bit dubious
new tomb raider
arsehole hurtsneed to stop farting so hard
>>217950658gross, icky even >>217950666you what
these captchas are getting ridiculous
>>217950522the memes this year were so dogshit they looped and became good.
>>217950705you heard
>>217950556pic related: 'it'
>>217950724don’t what anime nonce porn as ads mate what are you on
>>217950711they're fun
>>217950692christ alive i'd raid her tomb (vagina and arsehole) in a heartbeat (immediately, with my tongue
mumberg died in the hollyberg
>>217950745then this website isn't for you, simple as
>>217950672>different('awful' he means)
Eating my own teeth
>>217950738future court eunuch there
>>217950771cronem
Girl at work told me she was only flirting with me because her boyfriend had just broken up with her and I was the only other man she knew
how many of you know how to tie a tie
geowizard has been cancelled again lads
>>217950482What block
>>217950781we call them bucks these days
>>217950761grow up
>>217950802Of course I do. It was a part of my school uniform
shibbying my arse off like are jesse and chester
>>217950811didn't ask did i you big quare
>>217950824I accept your concession
Need to get the cards sold
>>217950802most of us wore one in secondary school, mad that it's a sign of class to yanks
>>217950795did you have a good christmas ziedbelg?
*surritepiously groks how to tie a tie*
No one going to reply with a screaming or roaring to my excellent datapost then? Fuck sake, why do I even bother
chairs for tea
>>217950797consider it a blessing that the devil has revealed himself to you
exberg left me for an airsoft instructor
>>217950856aww nawr mate I can’t tie a bloody tie
>>217950860rorke slobbering on nigel cock (pre-Brexit) and leftypol watching
>>217950854let me guess, he was here all day again kek
>>217950889CARNT OYVEN TOY A FUACKIN TOY BAAAAAAAATE
timmy slurping up dog meat noodle soup
>>217950868It was sullied by the inclusion of tranniesTake this as a learning opportunity
>>217950881was he a smooth operator
>>217950906Thought you were going to stop all this
ziedy slurping up the cronem juices from katy
I was born in 1995. Ich bin ein unc.
>>217950881did he have a bbc?
>>217950897https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/217901822/#q217904175
>>217950903>replying seconds laterGave me the ick Bruce
>>217950930he's made a new year's resolutionbut 2025 isn't finished yet x
White mans kryptonite
have genuinely never heard the word cronem outside of /brit/
>>217950906why did you spend all of christmas day posting about black cock on 4chan
>>217950930why on earth would you think that? he's literally retarded>>217950972as expected
>>217950972That's a script tbf
Thank fuck Christmas is over. What an awful few days. Feels good to be home, unfortunately toil is back on tomorrow.
>>217950974poo nigger
Timmy would kill for this
>>217951010rasheed
>>217950987mmhmm i can see dem shovel teeth
>>217950997He made a post about how he realised he's mentally ill and would stop cronem posting
>>217950989no shitnothing he assumes about black culture, or about anything really, actually existshe's just mental
>>217951019of course we would, they're sexy
>>217951011Creaming
Leave him alone
>>217951057Nah he's a freak lol
help help i'm being demoralised
SOMEBODY SUCK MY COCK RIGHT NOOOOW!
>>217950797If your the only man she knows though, did you ask her out? Why flirt with you if she wasn't a little interested in you? There's always going to be someone better for you that the person your dating but sometimes you commit and get to know and depend on eachother
and i'll return from my trip to hellas a headless horseman
watched the housemaid
>>217950989it's toronto slang that has nothing to do with the UK
*sees an indian person*i am, you are, we are australian
100% Jesus
cronem steamy showersoapy
>>217951075He needs help, bullying won't make him better.
>>217950621>>217950655M&S. Autograph. Always.
Timmy going feral
>>217951111You’re not even referencing women hereYou’re just gay
>>217951028only heatherfreak did that afaik (and believe it or not, they are not the same poster)
>>217951026nope. English. had to go North on Christmas eve off the back of a brutal work week. first night was shite. grandad went to hospital at the crack of dawn Christmas. rubbish day. no appetite. boxing day was better but went on too long and i wanted to leave but got talked into staying. huge family row this morning. 3 hour drive home. house is freezing.
>>217951117Okay poorfag lmao
>>217951122usually not interested in chinky lasses but that's a heck of an arse
Shaving off my reddit beard TOMORROWNo more soy beard for me!!! From now on I will be.... Clean shaven. Always.
>>217951151oh my daaaaayyyssssssdat all in to thailand aint looken too bad now huh timmy x
>>217951112with any luck it will make him worse and send him over the edgewhat he needs is a ricin tablet
>>217951111weird freak kys
>>217950910Ah but the joke was that it was posted after sacked tranny showed up. I would never reply to tripfag but the subtle context and nuance was inferred, this creating a post of almost unseen quality these days. Alas, I digress.*Sigh*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBy2sFRsvmM
>>217950808what's he done now
has anyone doxxed belgianmong yeti am off the rigs in march and would happily travel to wherever he is to beat the pish out of him
we're the cuds in new zealand (whoa)
>>217951229think so yeah someone was posting stuff about him a month agoDon’t really give a shit though
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/217916238/#217916844For those that missed it
>>217951185>>217951211All that does is encourage him by implicitly saying he is a welcome part of the thread culture.
>>217951258thats not mei was too busy to mark it as an impersonator
>>217951258yeah I missed it because I have him filtered but thanks for the update on what the mentally ill weirdo said
back to sucking the gin
>>217951151the empathetic gender love to inject nuclear level cognitohazards into your brain completely at random
>>217951311So you're still mentally ill? That's a shame
>>217951083>Why flirt with you if she wasn't a little interested in you?To try to make her ex boyfriend jealous. To be fair, I knew she wasn't actually flirting with me but i thought it was just because she was autistic and liked me as a friend.Also, working in the service industry has taught me just how many women will flirt with a guy just so that they can boast about "so many men want to fuck me" and make it seem like the guy is a creep.
This girl plays baldurs gate 3, is it just like a romance/dating simulator with some adventuring/dungeoneering mixed in like VG threads have lead me to believe or am I misreading things?
having a poo sooncould be a messy one
>>217951258impersonator
>>217951346the pair of them are obviously too fucked up to ever fix themselves, best they can hope for at this stage is a painless suicide so they don't spend the last 30 years of their lives posting about cocks on an obscure forum thread>>217951290no it doesn't, be quiet
>>217916844impersonator
>>217950802A poo gained
>>217951221Canadians do NOT suffer
rapid tappy about to take place
Sir Millie Bobby Brown
>>217951290Fuck SAKE Canada mong, you're right. Damn it all to hell
sucking a lager
>>217951432mad how you have done nothing with your life and you never will
>>217951352Oh, so the boyfriend saw her flirting with you? That wasn't clear, yeah bitches do that shit and it's dirty as fuck, she garbage cleary
mad how women are 50% of the population and the population of australia is 26 million, that's 13 million vaginas that i haven't shagged
>>217951357it's a roleplaying game so it has bothjust so happens that the role women often like to play is cock receptacle for a big lizard or something
>>217950810Don't know what the fuck that means you nerd I just like to collect the lord of the rings ones
>>217951516I’ll beat the fuck out of you
>>217951357i'd say it has witcher 3 levels of romance scenes, but you can romance anyone in your party98% of the time you will be running around, fighting or talking
>>217950030the 3th track something in its main theme makes me point
get the america moved toget the bedroom band startedget the arthoe gf marriedget drug overdose inthe ideal lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAoGjRM2rJ4>>217951418BASED and north america pilled
>>217951507You can shag mine if you want
Always laugh when I use this because of its name
>>217951534Sure you will mate you'll pass out wheezing before your punch even lands fat magic the gathering loser
Where's mousey?? :/
going to invent a mr whippy from my arse soon.
>>217951453Please don't call me that
>Labour plans crackdown on second home tax loopholeDeano earning 30k is FUMING
boxes of cocoa oil arriving
>>217951566?
>>217951545their voices annoy me especially the femalescant take them seriously because they take everything so seriously
>>217951507that statistic would include childrenand abos
>>217951391why would an impersonator make you look good?
would've shagged the arse off suzi quatro in the 70s
>>217951556you don't have a vagina and if you do then you're a slut for offering it to a stranger on the chon
just love their soft downy fupas lads
>>217951577he doesnt like "new captcha"
New captcha is an low-level iq test
>>217951577Can't figure out the captcha
>>217951629It's a jigger and pony
This nigga a dreadlordA nathrezim
winston riding around with the bus
>>217951668Lost out on a freebie there
and the very latest from horsebergs: doing great
>>217951577in jail for cruelty to a horse
>>217951635>they take everything so seriouslythats why i like americans in particularaustralians treat everything like a big joke which is why theres no art scenes in this country>>217951724TUMMYUMMYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg6i49MEqXA
Which one lads?
>>217951744katy sending him letters
>>217951693
>>217951787why haven't you quit cronem posting
>>217951758nobody cares
This is a real company I saw around town
>>217951807yeah?
>>217951783yeah but they don’t even do good art anymoremaybe 50 years ago but it’s all shite now and their comedy is being loud and millennial sarcasm
>>217951744reckon this nigga tried to represent himself in court, niggerbergs unironically think they can escape punishment through vibes
wish i had friends like sheldon and leonard
>>217951785Large, cause my ex gf was really jealous of girls with fat pussy and it made me like them too
>>217951758Thank you for the update.
but why
quite drunk and don't know what to watch
>>217951819>their comedy is being loud and millennial sarcasmthat's everyone's comedy thoughbeit
>>217951816ignore that faggot i care keep posting the ‘orses
Cops found rorkes phone
>>217951785timmy, cronem
Football has been on since midday but we're not allowed to stick a cheeky quiz show on which is the only thing I enjoy watching
>>217951859>rorke>anime
>>217951847get a bond on
>>217951882Yes? Dumb fuck? Fucking retard? Idiot?
>>217951865Way to out yourself yet again as a turbovirgin homo freak LOL
>>217951865can you explain your obsession with interracial stuff
making a big pot of minestrone should last me three days
>>217951859i don't have a wallpaper because it makes it harder to read the time
Ozempic gives you fat pussy
>>217951853but they are especially unfunny
>>217951859>no caseanimal
>>217951894its ok timmy, best u cud do
>>217951758For me its cowberg
where's froglad (the good one, not the schizo who calls everyone "brit bro")
>>217951910LIFE IS A MINESTRONE
there will never be a more kino lifethan all the ones i never livedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKAH7ZyZD68
>>217951924the best you 'cud do' is religiously posting paedophile cuckold delirium on 4chan all day
>>217951510>>217951535Okay, thank you.
>>217951949Don't know
>>217951758Glorse
gay lil retard ziedy doesn't even know what a mons pubis is lmao
>>217951968forgot the pic didn't i? daft poo nigger
>>217951177Zased
>>217951996Biggest mountain on mars ain't it?
deano en route to ibiza
>>217951855will do >>217951936very cute
timmy fetishising fat women x
>>217952008no that's your mum's arse
>>217951921>wasting money on a case for an android>with green text bubbles
>>217951894it's probably because the one on the right is...you know...underdeveloped
>>217952021that's literally jamaicans (which your gimmick is based on) whole thing
>>217951221its weird how some of the best sunsets i've seen in my life were in really mundane places, like parking lots or suburbs.
>>217951724
I'm a black person
>>217952035Didn't ask
alright ziedy i thought you were quitting
>>217952038not really only timmies fetishise them with cringe dork shit like corr tummy
>>217952021and you STILL don't even know what it is lolololnever actually seen a woman nude have you? (except for when you peeked on your mum shagging that black man)
>>217952070other black people regularly mock jamaicans for how much they love fattiesyou are clueless
>>217952038the white boys yearn for fat beasts too
Corr tummy
Embarrassing
any comfy lads in?
>>217952050show us your bbc
>>217952088youre white
>>217952138i accept your concession
>>217952090that's an urban legend
How end life
saw a zesty negro who was giving me fuck me eyes in home depot and it reminded me of ziedy
>>217952124stop impersonating mevpn off
so ziedy needed a patios translator, and didn't know jamaican men are memed for liking fat white womenwhy base your shit gimmick around caribbeans if you dont understand them LOL
>>217952138>complimenting himrest of us aren't 10cm cock proto-tranny freaks buddy, we have no problem with it
>>217952177So clueless retards like you will try to epically own him with facts and logic
>>217952177they are also memed for "not eating the poom poom" (Jamaican women frequently complain about their lack of desire to reciprocate oral sex)
>>217952177he also does not know the basics of female anatomyhe legit does not even watch straight interracial porn i'd bet, only the solo black man stuff
>>217952205how am i clueless
so long gay bowser
new leng tings for cronem fat ex-gherkin members for timmy
about:blank
>>217951936Based cowstein enjoyer. Horseowitz btfo
New>>217952249
>>217952221keep in mind he's a paedo
It's mental how universally accepted raical science with skull shapes and the sort were from the late 19th century up until WW2.Hitler horrified people so much the entirety of it was disgarded as psudoscience overnight - something the best and brightest had believed for over a century.Fascinating.
>>217952222The truth has no bearing on what he saysEverything is just to get a reaction Even us having this conversation and shitting up the thread pleases his need for attention
My life ends here.
https://www.youtube.com/live/7bJtf3Nd_Ioleftypol on a mad one
>>217952813i have no idea why a video that isnt live on youtube has a live link disregard that post
