Retvrn edition
>>217952249cronem pump doll
you lads even turn on the TV? not me watched me star trek and frasiergood old 30 year old television
high sports Brighton such a hard to navigate climbing gym especially if you're hungover
Almost halfway done my gin and tonic
i fucking hate niggers
playing terraria calamity mod with my cousin, its pretty cool
dadberg drunk and watching the BBC civilisations documentary on japan. weeping about to commence
>>217952334Why
ziedbelg building his entire worldview on pictures of BBCs he found on the internet
>>217952345sounds bender-y
the gyals
>>217952316okay
>>217952360He's not "ziedbelg" you mong.
>>217952249saw a woman pulling off low waist at the station very well today looked kinda naked
>>217952357they are black niggers lad
>>217952295thoughts on horse pussy?
>>217952295QUITE STYLISH!
>>217952388Why are you defending a paedophile?
>>217952388don't respond to me again you retarded little tranny freak
>>217952345SOVL
>>217952249Attractive women owe me love
>>217952405Didn't mention your dad mate
>>217952398Okay and?
>>217952388thanks EW
>>217952422Expected this dogshite zinger, is this the only patter you've got?No, you're defending ziedy, who is an open paedophile. Why?
>>217952295I watched the mark gatiss Christmas horror story. It was fine
>>217952446She's done you
>>217952415Looks like a jeet neighborhood
>she
>>217952446Sit down noncelad you've been done
>>217951225he went to an old austrian man's house and agreed to have breakfast with him in the morning but then ran away in the middle of the nightalso called a random woman a bitch and a hagnasty character
>>217952446because he's a nonce himself obviously>>217952456trip back on faggot
>>217952375Oy vey
>>217952475>trip back on faggotSeethe
>>217952424niggerbergs are always like "ay yo nigga" and "wassup my nigga" and as a white man i just think that's obnoxious
>>217952464I accept your concession
>>217952249I miss the 2000s. Girls acted so much sluttier back then and they embraced it. They dressed like it too. They didn't have to worry about some moron pulling his phone out and taking a video of them flashing their tits at a party or concert and then posting it somewhere for the whole world to see in a matter of minutes. He could still have a video of it sure, but what were the chances of the girl being immortalized by that act forever? Now women being like that is reserved for bimbos fishing for a following on social media and regular girls are more modest as a result
interviewtoil on monday for me, branching out from my current tradietoil to industrial production in the hopes of a higher wage and working indoors
Reckon Twilight Princess is the best Zelda and is a straight upgrade from Ocarina
cant be arsed
>Seethe
>>217952462these days yeah because the whole world is jeetifiedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GIAawSTisE
>>217952295what is wheel?
>>217952536Why are you posting pictures of yourself yet again
>>217952521why do trannies love zelda so much?
>>217952549meds now
Fucking rapey muzzies
>>217952561I don't particularly love the franchise I've only played a few games
that's a spaki dogshit zinger meltdown
>>217952561They got mindbroken by the animated porn webms on /gif/
>>217952567I don't take any unlike you
>>217952568>'having the time of his life'well somebody certainly has a high opinion of herself!
remember those two minutes when spain and germany were both getting knocked out
so this is rorke
>>217952561Zelda is canonically trans
>>217952572Kek
>>217952572so you're not qualified to say which is the best then righto
>>217952586troon melty
>>217952521embarrassing tastefucking neck yourself
>>217952568She cute
>>217952609>meltyYour carer will walk in any second
>>217952602
im having a mega melty and shoving a telly remote up my arses;lkfdsssssss
i only play hardcore games like gears of war and halo
>>217952634cry on xister
right
>>217952650tears of war and gaylo
Rabbi Yitzhak Rorkestein
>>217952660I accept your concession
hitler was a white ass nigga going hard as fuck
>>217952643
earlier today
British niggas see a pretty woman and are like “core”
>>217952695so cute
always thought zelda was the little lad in the green hat who looks like a twink until recently
>>217952696kek this is me
>>217952695would scran a horse burger
LinkThe twink
Terrance & Phillip in — Not Without My Anus
>>217952695avatarpostingspamming/flooding
Watched spiderman the other day and theres an indian spiderman. That lives in the indian version of new york a massive indian only metropolis and he still seethes about /brit/
>>217952708no his name is ganon zelda is the bad guy
>>217952666ABAP
last rizzmas, i gave you my gyat
zelda has always been boring overrated shit i dont see why everybody wanks off to it
>>217952673I accept your tears gayboy
ever seen a black jew?
Can't wait for 10:30pm Tuesday, when ill be home from work and off for 4 days with no family obligations. I wont be going out on New Years eve. Stay in and get some sleep then a nice long walk on New Years day to start the year right.
>>217952765>gayboyNo need to sign your posts mate
>>217952739are you retarded
>>217952771that matey from rage against the machine
>>217952771yeah we put them in the back of the gas chamber
>>217952696ktim except children
BBC weather report beat the top ITV programme lmfao who the fuck watches ITV these days
>>217952375Books?
>>217952777fuming lol
>>217952807He's done you to be fair
>>217952800Why’d you have to specify that you fucking freak
>>217952773>I wont be going out on New Years evegrimOnly night of the year that matters
>wanna order some ozempic online>have to scan my face to prove my ageHerr Oberfuhrer Starmer's Britain
That's right cocksucker! Go back to Firelink Shrine!
>>217952793Elton Johnoğlu
dollhouse thread
>>217952249Did the cotton material expose 3 more inches of the lower abdomen? Well this is just fashion history right here!!
kurt angle vs big poppa pump scott steiner in TNA christmas showdown 2007
horse
halfway through Neon Genesis Evangelion and I keep finding myself humming Cruel Angel's Thesis
>>217952708lying if you wouldn't shag him rotten
encouraging the cat
>>217952898grow up and stop watching your paedophile japanese little girl cartoons freak
>>217952898All i remember is the cicades
sir twink feet
>>217952842Holy kino
>>217952691>>217952643>>217952602200% the gay
>>217952919How do you know there are little girls in them if you've never watched them
>>217952898Remember to watch End of Evangelion. It's the true climax of the series
weird how anti-anime /brit/ is. every other general is filled with anime shite but even MENTION it here and you're crucified. Maybe its a cultural thing
>>217952898Remember to avoid the Rebuilds.
>>217952948This is a shagger's general>>>/r9k/britfeel for anime
>>217952835Matters how? It was always a shite night when I went out in my teens and early 20s. I honestly dont think ive ever had a fun new years eve, id rather completely ignore it.
They call me Shinobi Dragon NinjaThey call me Silent Wolf
hayley williams sex arse
>>217952943>climaxin more ways than one!
>>217952948Ignore the FIFA playing Deanos. /brit/ has always been pro-anime
>>217952948little englander syndrome
>>217952948Normgroid woke NPCs hate seeing anime. They'd rather watch wogs on the telly and movies about how evil white people are like Avatar
>>217952919what should i watch?
For me? It's Legend of the Galactic Heroes. The most kino anime.
>>217952990:)
>>217952908had a wank to his arse in breath of the wild when he has to pretend to be a tranny to get into gerudo
>>217952948Yes well go spam it there you pathetic little weeb cunt. You are not wanted.
>>217952347good series
brotherberg choosing the name "Auden" for his new baby daughter born.
>>217952995its not either or
hey there mister muslimist, merry fuckin christmas
>>217953021Sometimes its better to keep things to yourself
Tesco man coming in 20 minutes and I need a shower but I'm still doing a poo
>>217953031shite name bet he wears tracksuits
ah yes you're so esoteric and obscure and above it all for watching paedophile cartoons from japan. society just doesnt get it...
anime is disliked because it's a bit nonceybut with how many nonces post here you'd think it'd be adored
bought dior fahrenheit in case you were wondering how my trip to the perfume store went
>>217953059grow up mate
I like NGE and Nausicaa tried watching death note but it was too neeky and not existential enough
>>217953031*stamps SLAG on her forehead*
>>217953005Love you LotGH lad x
>>217953067hate anime but i am a nonce
*grows up*now what
>>217953100paedo on the botnet again
>>217953067>pakis rape thousands of little girls>i sleep>someone posts anime>real shit
>>217953070>>217953070>dior fahrenheitare you 45 years old?
>>217953127>ai slopkys
>>217952793ROCKET MAN
>>217953111grow up more
>>217952999How does your spine feel sleeping on the floor like that?
>>217953127so is this implying that the people who hate anime don't also hate pakis who rape kids
bad things happened in rotherham in 2004, so i should be allowed to post sexualised images of little girls
>>217952999are you a jesuit monk or something
>>217953111Job+marriage+mortgage
>>217953127pakis are paedos and so are you mate. youre a nonce. someone should bash your door in and kick you to death
>>217953127Gotta love that NPC propaganda. Hate the incels too btw! Government's funding it
keep seeing people my age and younger getting engaged
>>217953195I prefer to live alone and play video games in the dark in my flat until i die
keep seeing people my age and younger getting blacked
>>217952999the films of dreyer, ozu and bresson in that order
uh oh tummy police!!
>>217952249how would such a low rise tummy revealing outfit be viewed among modern "british" population?
>>217953180>rotherham in 2004Readers added context: muslims are still committing a disproportionate amount of sexual assaults as per the Casey report released in 2025.
>>217952753i get annoyed at indians complaining that the british stole from them even though my parents are indian lol. its like theyre blaming me and i didnt do anything.
Either 2026 or 2027 Eid will overtake Christmas as the "british" National celebration
>>217953129im an old soul
>>217953245>even though my parents are indian lolwhich would make you...
>>217953234illegal
atheistmong went mental over christmas tree celebrations in town but when TfL changed the timetable boards to arabic celebrating Eid he was silent. Curious..
keep seeing posters with my flag and others post cuck shit
poo arse
>>217952494Mealy mouthed reply
gay porn wanking to straight porn
I think they're loud on buses. This is why we don't support public transport here.
>>217953303okay
done nothing but wank three times a day and watch lolcow restreams on youtube (im 33 years old)
>>217953319she's speaking welsh and we're in wales
>>217953303How old are you?
want to fuck a tranny/non binary person
FUCK OFF
>>21795333736
>>21795333727
This is all Germany wanted
Why don't you lads pop over to Amsterdam then? You're like right beside it
>>217953336the problem is she's listening to welsh rap on speaker at full volume
lil mongos would rather visit a paedo botnet website than simply pay £20 a year for no captcha
>>217953329big fan of bossmanjack
just stuck my fingers up to my neighbour and called her a stupid cuntshe wasn't expecting that
gay porn parody of dexter called sexter where his alter ego is the gay passenger and instead of murdering people he bums them and collects their cum for his slide collection
um hi
>>217953366im not a 20 year old mong thats why its a fucking shit hole
>>217953357>>217953360Seems you still have a lot of growing up to do
>>217953329Nigga you the lolcow
poo
>>217953384bossmanjack is where i draw the line, he's clearly mentally ill
where's toby
>welsh rap
>>217953405hs?
>>217953402*jumps up and down* ktim! ktim!
>>217953380>giving money to a site that hosts loli anime threads
>>217953380>actually believing he goes there just for no captcha
Wanting the BIG cansRealizing I'll have to go outside to the shopEr, lads, I don't like the idea of that.
>>217953402He's not doing a poo though is he
grow up is such a devastating response. Just think about the mong that posts something so deeply unfunny but he thinks its hilarious and posts it and nobody replies until some chad comes in and tells him "grow up" like a katana to the skull his soul is vanquished and his ego destroyed.
hunched over my fast food cattle feed shoveling it into my mouth to sustain me for one more day of being a worker for my so called superiors
I poo
>>217953380>paedo botnet website??
did a poo about 10 minutes ago
>>217953466grow up
Would send each and every one of you back to lumbridge
>>217953246We should start pushing "Eid Ham", like Turkey is associated with Christmas.
got the Flo Rida - Right Round (feat. Ke$ha) (Official Video) on
YOU CAN START AT 25. YOU CAN START AT 30. YOU CAN START AT 35. YOU CAN START AFRAID. YOU CAN START UNCERTAIN. YOU CAN START BEHIND.JUST START.
>>217953469ummers
Haven't been on /brip/ in over a week. Did you lads have a nice Christmas? x
schools out for winter break so all the children are on /brit/ ergo all the pardons are too
>>217953466didn't ask is such a devastating response. Just think about the mong that posts something so deeply unfunny but he thinks its hilarious and posts it and nobody replies until some chad comes in and tells him "didn't ask" like a katana to the skull his soul is vanquished and his ego destroyed.
>>217953466Unfortunately it never penetrates their thick skulls
>>217953488britfa.gs
>>217953527but how x
didn't ask to grow up
>>217953540no mategrow up
autocorrect has raped me for the last time
>>217953529ill um u n your bum
>>217953564you have to let me pump your arse
>>217953422
>>217953564UMSHAVE YOUR ARSE
remember that dreadful rap song made by a bunch of school kids leftypol was trying to push a couple years ago
I can but this is a welfare state where the gov will hand you bennies so it's more likeYOU CAN GIVE UP AT 25.YOU CAN GIVE UP AT 30.YOU CAN GIVE UP AT 35.YOU CAN GIVE UP AFRAID.YOU CAN GIVE UP UNCERTAIN.YOU CAN GIVE UP BEHIND.JUST GIVE UP
seriously you chose to post from a paedophile website with child porn boards all because you didnt want to fill in captcha
>>217953527Thank u x
>>217953626no i actually just post without paying because i'm not lazy or stupid
>>217953626pedophiles typically have a much lower iq so they probably can’t solve it without help
Indians and Indonesians post the majority of child porn and bbc bait on this site
>>217953626i'm on 4chan
>>217953598did yesterday>>217953587err
>>217953710that's not a no xxx
badly need to get on the therapy but cant as i work full time and have no privacy at home
might go travelling to Indonesia for a couple of months
mumstein died in the hollyberg
colleague's gay son is currently solo travelling in thailand
>>217953741I could buy you a train ticket to Southampton Just wander around the Common at night and I'll find you
>>217953752https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdcAJ448zVA&
>>217953741they're gonna put me on therapy next year but i'm not sure what the point of that is. won't fix my depression and inceldom
Cmon lads just 60 more dogshit posts about being gay and you can start all over again
>>217953563And what's wrong with this?
running over nanberg with a tarmac roller
>>217952819>helool
>>217953765ill be in cardiff in february is that close>>217953786not with that attitude it won't go in with an open mind
>>217953805i've tried it in the past and it was retarded, just talking to some normoid femoid
>>217953626nonnude isn't cp buddy stop whining
>>217953824you can only be helped if you want to be helped
>>217953702>BBC tabalri zeidbleg
>>217953862well it's too late anyways. can't teach an old dog new tricks haha
i love the drink
defeatist mindsetgrow up
laying my disabled nan on a trampoline then jump on it as hard as possible so she goes flying
you're just boringgrow down
you're okaygrow sideways
reckon nan might have early stage dementiakept forgetting words and mixing names up yesterday
loading my 75 year old dad into a canon and shooting him out
>>217953968ktim
growing up my penis to wank to sfm porn
LADSJust got prescribed tirzepatide get the fuck iiiinnnnnnn
>>217953968Get her flattened by a steamroller pronto
>>217953989I NEEEED IT
>>217952295there's nothing good ontv is playing up so I'm just watching iPlayer atm and 'auntie' seems not to have made a decent show in 13 years
>>217953968Are we related? I was there as well.
>>217953989fat cunt
Excuse me, have you ever been shagged up the arse?
>>217954045If only...
me when i'm wine
telling my demented nan that I'm grandad then having loving, consensual sex with her
poo screaming at captcha mongs
>>217953974your dad is a vintage camera flash?
>>217954094
um..
ON, DONNER! ON, DASHER! ON, RUDOLPH! ON, BLITZEN! ON, ZEPBOUND! ON, MOUNJARO!
If Saskia Teague is an 'English nationalist', why does half of her Twitter activity consist of tweeting about events in Ireland or reposting the material of Keith Woods and Michael McCarthy?>The original Gaelic form of Teague was Mac Taidh or Ó TaidhgOh...
>>217954080UM x
>>217954094>>217954111
passmong boasting of being filtered by the new captcha omds
Boring unloveable paedo on the botnet meltdown
>>217954094they made it easier than the last one so I dunno why you poo screaming for
stepmummy having an absolute meltdown because someone opened a bottle of sauce without finishing the previous one
>>217954111>>217954130
>>217954093
>>217954115hi umberg x
>>217954106don't get smart with me boy
>>217953783sounds identical to literally every nigger mumblerap song so 100% appropriate
Personally, I *notices post count*Nevermind. I'll wait.
>>217954189>>217954189>>217954189
early canspaedo new
NEW>>217954273>>217954273>>217954273
>>217952695horse....
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Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
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