LOVELY FUCKING CANS edishACTUALLY BUYING THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS sub-edish
Not using this one
bumming arse
>>217954220yes you are
Tesco man will be here any minute now and I need a poo
>>217954247No I'm not
As I was so dutifully writing....I'm preparing to ingress my own anus this eve.
just screamed at a post
hurry up ofcomsick of it nowget us bloody blocked, get us bloody banned
NON-OIRISH EDISH>>217954273>>217954273>>217954273
>>217954309get bent
um
If you think there's a real chance you might poo yourself in front of the Tesco man, should you warn him or take your chances?
>>217954309no one cares spaedo
hate this stupid sn personality that makes early threads with an irish proxy seriously
get off the vent
Sirs John, Paul, Ringo and George
>>217954291hope it wasnt minei do my best not to make my posts scary
yeah you're all outta cum too
sir keir starmer
>>217954309Tried posting there but it was deleted it seems...
>>217954459this is why no one likes you btw
I don't know what I'm gonna do I'm getting so bored of this site now and posting is a chore I've spent more of my life on 4chan that I have without itwhere do i go what do i doone second, I have to click exactly 5 empty squares
Facesitting
>>217954496cor
>>217953127Mad how Rorke's entire personality is "I like noncey cartoons and I hate brown people"
bought a car without mummy or daddy being there award
right well thas me wae a cold
Aaand of course it's the leftypol government dick-sucking NPCs wokes making the anti-anime posts. Can't risk the idea of divergent thought can we lads!
>>217954607grim looking cunt
>>217954486the world is yours like sirs john, paul, ringo and george once said in 'Nowhere Man'ample opportunities at your disposal innit
>>217953127bizarre post
>>217954486Personally hoping they'll make them easier once enough people have bought passes
>>217954653they're piss easycan post faster with these than the former ones
i think it’s a bit cringe that there are regular american posters in here. even worse that they adopt your manner of speech and memes. get a grip
>>217954702the yanks that talk like us receive less unfavourable treament
>i think it’s a bit cringe that there are regular american posters in here. even worse that they adopt your manner of speech and memes. get a grip>even worse that they adopt your manner of speech>get a grip
we do need to sort out climate change though
>>217954738in a minute
>>217954630Meanwhile in reality:>Leftypol wants proper regulations on billionaires so they don't wield massive unchecked power over the rest of us>Rorke wants to suck those billionaires' cocks
>>217954738but then line won't go up as quickly
>>217954738It's a hoax by wef glowies
playing resident evil 3x
>>217954582>you don't like gangs of vicious foreigners trafficking and raping little girls? well then obviously you're the nonce AND you're racist END OF DISCUSSION *runs away*
>>217954735is his middle name actually bulger killerwhat are the chances of that
>>217954792og or remake?
We do need to control the waves though - King Canute
>>217954640hs?
>>217954735I like that they needed a second picture to clarify that it's not the maniacal woman that's the killer there
>>217954607Nice coat
>>217954792pirated dead space 2 the other day, im busy with that.
>>217954768Yeah that's all leftypol wants
I've just realised that I'll be alone on New Year's EveI feel sad rn like that incel from Iron Man 3 without any hope
>>217954768national SOCIALISM matesocialism
>>217954768>Leftypol wants proper regulations on billionairesIs that what the corporate press (owned by billionaires) is telling you to say these days? Sure it's not still black lives matter or ukraine or climate change or trannies or white male privilege or feminism or socialism?
>>217954907you are not british. stop speaking like one
grim
>>217954768Leftypol literally injecting goyslop into his veins supporting billionaires while saying he hates them. A true addict
>>217954940bugger off
>>217954792Got something you can play with right here young man
Leftypol being a slavish retard, as per the usual
politics just comes down to who gets to rape the children doesn't it
going to tesco anyone want anything?
paedo on the botnet again
yes billionaire corporate media is well known for being anti-billionaire and anti-corporate
>nooo not george soros and bill gates, we meant those other billionaires like elon and trump
>>217954988>>217955006OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
It's another episode of "Rorke thinks the billionaires on the right are the ones opposed to billionaires, actually"
based cansCHAD sending Spaki into meltdown mode LOL
>>217954792OG i hope
>>217955006no but if you don't mind I'd like a feta and red pepper pastry from m&s
>>217955037MECHANGA WOO MUNGAHO HO HO
>>217954702we agree btwit's very embarrassing
>>217955046Terrible rebuttal to this >>217955036And cowardly
>>217955046You're supposed to make your strawman resemble the opposition's argument in some way
The thing that immediately removes all weight behind any leftypol sentiment is when they start raging bout Trump. The idiocy of aiming all your resentment toward him just exposes everything you think and feel clear as day. And they think it's some epic novel own that hasn't been reiterated 100000000000 times over.
just remembered the time my dad saw one of my neighbours and said "that's a lot of woman... a lot of woman.." while staring at her
Me? Walking home from tesco after buying some cans. Do wish it was legal to just sweep out the legs of old people walking in front of you though. No idea why they take up the entire pavement, walk slow as fuck and just randomly stop dead
Pregnant woman playing video games, UK (2005)
>>217955144>The idiocy of aiming all your resentment toward him just exposes everything you think and feel clear as day.how so?
>>217955144scotiasocialist is about to RAGE at this
>>217954486The captcha is trashIt's over>>>/r9k/83499900>>>/r9k/83499900>>>/r9k/83499900
>>217955162grow up
>>217955166ktim
"yeah but Elon and Trump are actually opposed to billionaires," said the imaginary voice in leftypols head. Leftypol just shook his head sadly and smiled. 'Poor deluded rorke,' he thought.
rorke would rather have himself and others like him taxed more rather than have billionaires taxed, thats how devoted he is
>>217955162Could just say "excuse me" Instead wants to cripple old people. Bizarre
rorke daydreaming of jumping to get mortally hit by leftypol's bullet that was meant to kill sir donald trump
>>217955201billionaires employ people. you sit in your stinky bedroom all day on a paedophile botnet website raving about imaginary rorke characters
>>217955181being a cuck to the old and decaying is only a virtue in a society ruled by the dying
Depop
bobby boiling rn
>>217955238phwoar depop wank may be in order
>>217955228name one civilisation or empire in human history that prioritised the young over the eternal wisdom of the elders in their society
>>217955228Niggerbrained mong kys
missus has been ripping farts all night and laughing about them but she doesn’t even know how horny she’s making me right now
>>217955269pre-christian europe
>>217955291and what did they accomplish
there goes rorkei must remember to thank him
wonder what it's like to shag a woman
>>217955269Macedon
>>217955269Haiti x
>>217955291Obviously ruled by the dying because they died and got steamrolled by Christians
>>217955162When you are so old you don't care about anything, what are you gonna do, kill me? Hahaha oh nooo because I have so much time left... I'm soooo afraid tough young boy.
>>217955301raped the romans innit
>>217954702mate fack off innit
>>217955269and where are those great nations and empires now? being overrun by fighting age migrant men to prop up their inverted population pyramids
>>217955306first time is greatfirst time with a new woman is greatthe rest are ok
>>217955180lightweight baby
>>217955238erm
>>217955355wow yeah the truth is somewhere in between
>>217955355Yea above it all aren't you? Stupid centrist cunt
>>217955355>our fieldsHow many fields do you personally own?
>>217955332no and then charlemagne chopped down their larp tree
>>217955410grow up mate
*takes the blue pill*cockberg: BOOOIN-IN-IN-INGcockberg: rips through my trousers and knock my nan unconscious
leftymong exploding when rorke tells him he can hate immigrants and the rich at the same time as its not 2016 anymore and he broke the conditioning
>>217955419That's what I thought
growing up my penis to wank to anime feet (made this joke in the last thread)
>>217955444scream
>>217955386You have to be over 18 to sell things on depop. Probably maybe
>>217955450it wasnt even my post, you just said something incredibly stupid, the kind of thing i'd expect some braindead mong to ask.
*spreads hope, not hate*
>>217955466I meant in the context of 'erm link to her nudes'
>>217955444kudos
>>217955483T. Multiple field owner
Leftypol smoking cuban cigars that mummy bought him for ChristmasRorke picking up fag ends from the kerb to make a rollie
funny how he always pipes down when someone says hes posting on a paeodphile botnet
>>217955505thats you done
>>217955228
>>217955402>>217955390good goy cattle you are>>21795541032 acres split into 9 fields
I'm 31 and I've never had a gf, or had sex, or shared a passionate kiss.
>>217955541https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVcoY-GyRoA
I got twenty acresAnd you got fortythreeNow I got a brand new combine harvesterAnd I'll give you the key
>>217955528psc
*pops Rorke on the naughty step until he calms down*
>>217955483If they don't own any fields then why are they referring to "our fields?" What is being implied? My question was simply too nuanced for your smooth little brain.
>>217955528Got an argentine culture for us?
you should all read about this asterix lad, gave those romans a proper whooping
>>217955541why not? do you want to do those things?
>>217955238What's the Depop name lad x
>>217955586yeah? what happened to him in the end
>>217955228this got all the geriatric millenials seething
>>217955541Did you have unpassionate kisses?
Remember when our government released anti-"incel" propaganda and everyone took it extremely seriously as if it wasn't an absolute joke and saying more about the sorry state of government control than anything else
>>217955578what a foolish young man you are, you have a lot of growing up to do.
>>217955578see >>217955534and 'ours' as in the british peasantry
I wonder if some of these depop clothes smell… buttery…
6, 7
Travelling back in time to shag my mum before dad gets a chance
>>217955606Cant remember
Is the Clair Obscur game a good game
>>217955626Hah!
>>217955642um does she know her nipple is visible
>>217955620Would you rather the government have you by the balls?
>>217955643yh
>>217955643Yea but it's a game that filters people who can't into emotional resonance in their media
>>217955621>youngJokes on you I'm well into middle age
>>217955642>>217955238would love to depop her chebs into my gob for a bit hehe
mad how some posters type like they're 15 years old but they're probably actually 30
>>217955642Fuuuuck she is beautiful tho wow
>>217955643no
might bum a gay arse
>>217955675that is mad how
>emotional resonance in their media
>>217955652 Of course not but the government exists to maintain some level of control and ordinance and they direct it at the stupidest thing possible while purposely ignoring all the actual horrible things happening in our country and turning a blind eye
>>217955634
need her
didn't really mind the captchas at first but why the fuck did they make a second empty boxes onethat's never going to trip up a bot, all it does is make it annoying to solve for a human
deeply ashamed of that wank
>>217955740Me watching my da wank
>>217955585tears in the rain
>>217955733what for
NOTHING BEATS A JET 2 HOLIDAY
>>217955733Whom?
>Clint Eastwood dies aged 95F
>>217955623You're a British peasant who owns land, are you? And it'll belong to all of us peasants once the billionaires have been killed? Or do you think land is generally owned by peasants?
>>217955777me wife's first name's jet 2 and her last names holiday
>>217955771make me cheap food then wank me off if she wants to shes married so she might not want to and thats okay
>>217955782dollar tree dinners
want to bum carlybender now
>>217955809did you shag her arse?
Could really do with a shag tonight, gonna turn my rizz up to 100 with the gf
>>217955793You're supposed to spell it "eastward" so the Bradley spammer can post a few Bradley pics and feel like he's contributed to the thread.
>>217955793Chat is this true
rip clint eastwood
>>217955793Get a sticky
>>217955809my name is nothing
need 90s gf
>>217955873whomst
>>217955811ok that sounds respectful
>>217955950Is that from king of new york? Class film
listening to Stairway to Heaven to remind myself of British culture
>>217955910He'll outlive us all
>>217955950looks familiarname?
>>217955978yeah watching it now for the first time
wanking to Stairway to Heaven with a cucumber in my arse and my cock caged but leaking to remind myself of British culture
two-footed rorke at the boxing day 5-a-side yesterday
>>217956072profoundly mentally ill post
>>217955794yes, by definition i am a peasant, around half of all farms in the UK are under 50 aces in size, i.e. belonging to the peasantry.and yes, an obscene amount of british land is owned by billionaires.
>>217956046janet julian I thought she looked familiar but she's got a very limited filmography
>>217956102Was that because he utterly humiliated you in another political debate?
WHICH kettle chips should i buy from tescoberg?
>>217956103Wonder what'll happen when all the Palestinians make it up there
>>217956120>land is valuable if you own land your estate is richMad how that works isnt it
>>217956135no, it's because he's a neeky little cunt
I just love british men.
been down yuppie pub
Look, I'm going to knock my junk around in a bit, and if you WOKE CUNTS don't like it you can FUCK OFF
thought king of new york is was that movie with eddie murphy as an african prince, classic
this is very fucking a bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYyhrZc-f9M
>>217956262same film pretty much
>>217956239did you dance on top of the tables? x
>>217956280disgusting antisemitic trollop
bit drunk lads
hope are romy's alright
got darts on x
>>217956347corr freckled sexo
overwatch 2 launchedjuno's bum gazed at
sucking a leffe blondechristmas treat
>>217956434perfect beer that
>>217956390yes
>>217956333certainly not just did crosswords not talking to family then left
>.< xx
In general, beautiful women should have sex with me
>>217947594>>217947594>>217947594New
OK, I'll tell them now. See you on thereI just spoke to crodie, he finished luh Gherky shift and will be on in twenty minutes
>>217956536KYS
>>217956523hot women owe me sex
gf asked me for an open relationship :/
>>217956584Invite the migrants
anyone else wana look avilabile but not desp[erate?
not sucked a knob since the 22nd, absolutely gasping for cum
>>217956584Sorry to tell you mate but you're probably already in one.
>>217956621A black one?
>>217956584get some zoomers shagged
>>217956584this never happened
arse to mouth
>>217956597She said she wants an open relationship, not AIDS
mental that some of you gaylords have paid for 4chan
>>217956674Aye cause the latter is rare in the case of the former isnt it
Oh I see, everyone is being silly.Thought /brit/ was for serious discussion of british culture..?
>>217956637i wish!
>>217956711It's almost 6 o'clock and I didn't drink my tea. British culture is finished X(
a toast to the drinkiners of /brit.
>>217956727why
I look like this
>>217956700Not if she's shagging blokes from Africa lol
>>217956584how big is your willer?
>>217956612
>>217956780 5.5 inch BWC
>>217956791tell the paedo botnet not us
>>217956787mad how accurate this is
>>217956831vile peniswould not suck
>>217956752PROSIT!
right well that's a willy
>>217956831not gay but i would suck that penis if propositioned
shave your pubes ffs
>>217956752kampai !
>>217956831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E-dNouUSPM
well done you've posted your penis on the internet i bet you feel clever
Shout out Martin Luther King that nigga had a dre-e-e-e-e-e-eam
The scrandemic
you know you've hit a personal low when you wank off to a tranny arsepissing BBC weewee into a white woman's mouth
doing some DIY
>>217956880white meat
>>217956909BRUH
>>217956925white meat
>>217956909Link??
>>217956958>white meatwhite meat
I have seen the future and it is salma hayek interactive shemale deepfake vr porn
>>217956909legalporno?
>>217956908Elton
>>217956908right well that's pooey smeg
Get the hairy poo arses shagged
>>217956940>>217956967>>217956984>>>/gif/30018097
If there is meaning in two people meetingThen maybe we're doing this right
>>217956992Doesn't really work there. You've misunderstood the joke being made.You've let yourself down and the rest of us down.
timmy snr asking undocumented illiterate cronem if he loves his katy
>>217957080mad how i know the names of the 2 women and the troon haha
>>217957113what did you do for christmas?
arsepissing is the hottest thing ever
>>217957161did you miss me?
>>217957113>>217957129>>217957161>>217957164...bruh
>>217954768what's with leftypol's obsessions of anyone they don't like performing sexual acts on billionaires? (and telling lies)
really non-/brit/ vibes rn
>>217957232funny how leftypol cooks up these fake scenarios and lives vicariously through them
you just know ziedy and heatherpaedo where scratching their faces and punching themselves trying not to post here on Christmas Day LOL
>>2179571293 women then
>>217957303he has a vivid imagination>>217957315nun they cud do
almost bought hrt while deep in a goon seshterrified that one day post-nut clarity won't save me from being a tranny freak
>>217957321THANK YOU!
>>217957321Define "woman"
>>217957342unfathomably grim
>>217957315ziedy was here on christmas day
>>217957354anything i want to fuck
snap snap addict
You lads just gonna be fags for the rest of the night then?Might find something else to do in that case
https://voca.ro/1aPCgPdy8taO
>>217957184>>217957184>>217957184
would do a bad thing with her twice if not more
might buy some silver
>>217957396Yeah bit of a busman's holiday isn't it
>>217957321women don't have a cock and balls
