British hand grip edition
“England is not a Free People, till the Poor that have no Land, have a free allowance to dig and labour the Commons…” Gerrard Winstanley, 1649
>>217957184And where are you from?
steaming watching wake in fright
dozens more unreleased carly tracks have leaked it's like enby christmas
almost bought hrt while deep in a goon seshterrified that one day post-nut cIarity won't save me from being a tranny freak
Emma Watson sexo
Ariana Grande looks adorable with umpuppy
>>217957457he lives somewhere in north london
>>217957496that's not me
Did you lads know that a 75cl bottle of buckfast has the caffeine equivalent of 3-4 cups of coffee? Learned that the hard way last night didn't I? "Ah yes why not a nice bottle of this red wine tonic drink before bed at 4am?"
>>217957492what do you reckon the farts from her bum smell like?
>>217957496no, she doesn't
>>217957496why does she look so ill
>>217957486Um
evri status: we're expecting itjaded london... get a move on!!!
It's 'try to' not 'try and'
>>217957184were you here posting all day on christmas too?>>217957486wasn't interesting the first time
on the wine
No toil til the 5th
>>217957543Why are you not out shagging? Ignore this post if you concede its becasue you are an incel
>>217957521Pooey I'd imagine.
why does leftypol do this
pov: me with my gf at the wilflife park
https://voca.ro/1dBbfifYnLG8
>>217957573samewill come around quickly though won't it
ariana does look really cute sometimes.
>>217957603bizarre because that's also my pov
>>217957603No it isn't. That's Ruby Granger! Famous author and video blog creator who has inspired millions across the globe with their informative and entertaining content
always
>>217957590Double negative, that means I win
>>217957603would cum if she sat on my lap
Just 369 days until 2027
>>217957492worst emma
>>217957638How so?
gherkin_highlights_summer_2012_dvd_rip
1995 is as far back as 1965 was then
>>217957603need Ruby to grind on my face
>9:30pm>he still hasn't gotten in the BIG canserm, rightlads, I'm going to og outsideProbably freezing my tiny white willard off but it's for the BIG cans
corfu 06
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQoXkSwtT6I
fucking embarrassing and deeply unfunny thread from absolute SPASTICS and AUTISTIC FREAKS please GROW UP
>>217957708the t-rex is as far back in time as cleopatra is to the pyarmids!!
>>217957642would be impossible not to
Ruby is very gorgeous to me
daisys_destruction.mp4
We're back.
>>217957520buckfast daiquiris are deadlyabsolutely deadly
>Paying to give away one of our Overseas Territories, and to a country with close ties to China>Introducing an 'Islamophobia' law, essentially a one-religion blasphemy law>Removing the ancient right of Englishmen to a trial by jury for any crime punishable by up to three years imprisonment
wish canmong's ancestors died in the famine
Don't get men who don't like giving oral to women.
>>217957738
post your favourite celebrity lookalikes
>>217957787needs my average sized working class penis inside her
>>217957771If we're letting this just happen then we deserve to die
>>217957787Girlie what the duck
having some soup becoz im poorly x
>>217957786does it count if I like licking their bumholes but not their twats?
>>217957787she needs a big strong man to guide and comfort her
You lot are such utter boring freaks. Post something new or interesting for once
quite like it when girls have that slight crust to their heel, but not a fan of orange soles or peeling skin
Doing some therapy lads
>>217957603it would be my pleasure to eat her out to completion
>>217957874Britsissies could never
Why should we have to provide free entertainment for this poxy site?
>>217957786assuming you mean bio fems - cannot think of anything more disgusting
>>217957878And who should I address it to?
>>217957878
quite a weird saturday night isn't it? you see, all the shaggers and deanos who wouldnt normally be here on a saturday night are now having to be subjected to the absolute incellish drivel schizo nonsense that saturday night /brit/ is because theyre having to wait until new years eve before they go out shagging and being normalawful isn't it?
Need to emigrate to America but I have no skills or qualities in any wayDo you think an impoverished blackamoor would let me sire a child by her, and claim a green card thereby?
>nicholas cage early life >south italian and polish parentsJesus and they are all like this, yanks really aren’t white are they
>>217957771it's kakistocracy alright>>217957838every time I suggest that direct action is the only means by which we'll ever get anything done a bunch of nancies shout 'gchq' at me, so maybe you're right
>>21795794627th is a normal day though and a saturday there are no shaggers on here
poo
>>217957786anyone who genuinely enjoys having anything to do with that revolting, stagnant little hole is mentally ill.A vagina is like a new running shoe, OK? At first, it looks good, smells ok and fits rather snugly. As time goes by, it stops being all of those things though, especially after being used repeatedly. It starts to look beat up, smells worse and worse, and things get kinda sloppy. A vagina is basically a tepid reservoir of bacterial filth, with new bacteria and viruses being added every time a new strange cock goes in (which is usually fairly often, because all women are whores. Even Mom.). It tastes like it smells too, sour with a peculiar strongness. They all smell and taste like that. All of them. Wanna know why? It is also a drain for bodily refuse like dead cells, dead bacteria, and dead spermatozoa. It smells the way it does, because it is full of decaying things all closed up in a moist, heated pocket.So go ahead, stick your face in it and lick up that stinking, rotting slime.
>>217957603Need her to piss down my face while I'm eating her arse.
>>217957973yes but the shaggers and deanos are waiting you see as is the yearly custom for new years eve
I’ve just realised that heathermong might be Greater London
>>217957958why a blackamoor? you could impregnate a white american femoid through sperm donation no problem getting a green card would be trickier however
>>217957980@grok is this true
>>217957946this is meusually out in the pub with the mates on a saturday but we're all over the place for christmasyou lot are exceptionally freakish on the weekend
>>217957980mentally ill homo
https://youtu.be/WsLt41bxgPQ?si=LmmLXIocyPI4pelk
passing down a stool below my post
Why do they train Chatgpt with reddit and not 4chan?
Do you mind? Some of us are about to have a nice tray of doner meat with garlic butter.
>>217957980so kind of like tonsil crypts then?
>>217958015>>216102525
>>217957980
meanwhile homos be like ah yes the pooey hairy farthole of a man very sexy let me put my cock in that
>>217957851Rimming is weird
>>217957980you say all that but i bet you don't even empty your tonsils which makes you no better
>>217957980many people are saying this
>>217958106genuinely grow up
>>217958106um
crazy how homofaggotry was taken off the mental disorder list once they figured out it could be used as a political tool
>>217958106Me left, Ruby right
>>217958106English boys with black hair are hand sculpted by God.
sinking pints in the yabba with racismlad
>>217958100I'm surprised there are not more jokes about gays that revolve around their love of smelly pooey bums. That's the most disgusting aspect of their lifestyle.
>>217958149lol
the nonce-o-meter is off limits
>>217958100bollocked those batties>>217958116he's just mentally ill
>>217958156I think people have subconsciously filtered it out. Back to basics here if you really think about it, there is a percentage of the male population that find it sexy to put their cock in to the shit holes of other men.
>>217957958We're full soz x
>>217958168try a hunch for me and move away from it
Just another little reminder that if we moved this general to /bant/ then you could filter any individual poster you wanted. And the few posters who make the majority of the obnoxious trash posts posing as multiple different posters would be exposed as such. Now who would oppose that, I wonder...
>>217957980anilingus is fine though right
>>217957980Insanely gay post
You see , with a mouth full of shit and piss the last thing a slave ever wants is to have his cock pumped to an orgasm. Because once he has cum and his dick starts to get soft he loses the excitement of being horny. Once the excitement of being horny is gone he is left with the feeling of wanting to quickly end the session. Why? Because he is done, the fun is gone. Oh, but that is just when I am getting started you see. The longer I let him lay there with my shit melting in his mouth the more he will begin to freak out and panic.So I first drop his cum on his cheeks making sure to make his cheeks and chin sticky with his own goo.Then I take my time washing my hands , fixing my hair and doing things I normally do in the bathroom while he suffers below me.I started the video with my black fishnet stocking on so that’s how I’ll finish … by putting them back on. Slowly. No rush. Let him continue to suffer.At this point in the video you will hear him swallow if you listen carefully. With his cock limp and more and more shit melting and sliding into his throat his lack of horniness finally shows and he does what all slaves begin to do at that moment.Wretch , choke, gag and smack the floor with their hands and feet.No longer excited , the feeling of suffering and humiliation begins to build. Which is exactly what I want.I’ll just leave him there for a few hours like that as I go about my day.Until I’m ready to use him again later in the evening.
Has Ruby come out as a lezza yet, wasn't it confirmed she stayed in the same bed as that other bird who's in her youtube vids
might do something really gay
>>217958195Its already under way. Others are moving to brit/pol/, some to britfeel, but /brit/ wont survive another year at this rate.
>>217958188giz a bit
>>217958218
>>217958229watch the Crown again?
>>217958225She’s too immature and childlike for any of that.
Penises are nicer than vaginas, lets face it. When I suck a dick I know what I'm getting when I see a vagina it could be anything in there, from spiders to land mines.With a cock, it can be washed effectively. You just can't properly wash a vagina, or an anus. Its why the only type of intercourse I am interested in is oral with fellow men. I'm not gay, but I care for my own health too much to risk anything else
>>217958218Yes
i remember someone posted a link to tattle.life and theres a little community of spergs that do nothing but bitch about ruby and other z-list lolcows. Got the impression the website was populated by fat bitter old women
>>217958225Maybe she realises that a lot of men (presuming she's straight/wants to date men) would take advantage of her, and is scared of the consequences of sex? I get the impression she's very sheltered and doesn't know a lot about sex in general, so I'm not surprised she's hesitant. Getting out and meeting more people her age would do a lot more than a relationship imo, with the latter there's a risk she'll become enmeshed or co-dependent (like Holly Gabrielle and Angelo) and it'll keep her in her shell even more. Or the guy will be horrible to her because she's naive and doesn't understand what a healthy relationship looks like?
Boomerism: switching between the five shite channels on analog radio and complaining about the inane banter and awful music, not considering purchasing a digital radio or just mounting a phone and listening to spotify
>>217958274They absolutely seethe about the MacMaster lol
>>217958244That's such a sexy fucking character holy fuck I want to pin that thing to a wall and fuck it's arse into a prolapse.
what if there were a midpoint between a pooey hairy man's bum and a pooless hairless woman's bum
>>217958274they got suedhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cglereg755xo
Kylie Minogue - Love at First SightSuch a good underrated song
Sex with indian men
>>217958305
luh heathertimmy post delete warning
fucking hate becky hill and her giant mole
>>217958305nonot allowe
are these actually good or is this just Britain's attempt at a practical joke on tourists
>>217958320>suspected operator of the site, Sebastian Bond, in shock that it's a bloke
2026 lads. Our year. Can't waste a moment of it
>>217958348mentionedhttps://soundcloud.com/becky-hill-official/losing-grades-remix-1
>>217958357look at those fucked up cadbury creme eggs
>>217958357If the yolke is firm its shit. Theyre best from fortnun and masons
Right this parcel has been out for delivery since 1pm now. And it's STILL "arriving today." I'm tired and hungry and want a wank but can't do anything in case I miss this delivery. Cunts will probably pretend they attempted delivery again like they did this afternoon. Fucking unbelievable. Wouldn't have ordered anything if I'd known they'd take the piss like this.
>>217958357Looks lush get it down ya
>>217958357Do you like boiled eggs, mediocre sausage meat and breadcrumbs? If so you'll love these.
>>217958357it's egg sausage and breadcrumbs mateyou should be able to synthesize the taste in your mind without ever having touched one
>>217958380oop did not mean to post crying apu, i am not crying, just bopping
>>217958357are you taking the piss it's egg wrapped in pork meat fried in breadcrumbs it's probably the best food we have
>rush to the fucking shop for the cans before it closes at 10>have to go back because I forgot the fucking milk>spanish girl stops me 'erm, don't you normally get more than 8 cans on a Saturday'I ALMOST FORGOT TO GET BIG CANS Fucking Hell lads, if she wasn't aware I'm an alcoholic that'll die soon, I'd offer to put a baby in her
>>217958370Why? Its all gay men
>A County Antrim couple have been awarded £300,000 in libel damages after they sued controversial gossip website, Tattle Life.these mongs had one thread about themruby has 49she is owed millions
Any shit like a pig-fucked rape man in
>>217958419i figured it was mostly women with a sizable minority of gay men
>>217958446Hey
you need a releasea wank could be that release
>>217958418haha great post
I've ruined every opportunity I have had with women throughout my life, even those who explicitly stated they wanted to fuck me, but NEXT YEAR is my year!
>>217958418this is a very sad gimmick
>>217958402Seriously, what time will these arseholes admit it's not coming today?
wanked to a video where this girl eats loads of corn on the cob and then does a poo that's half sweetcorn like half brown half yellow and makes a blindfolded guy eat the poo and guess what she ate and he immediately guesses correctly that it's corn
>>217958431presumably they were spreading something of actual consequence to the coupleruby's threads are mostly about how boring and annoying she is
something to think about for the toil freaks
>>217958489Get your head in the game and get out the door every day and it will be.
>>217958548Reading none of that thanks
>>217958550fat bitch
Currently doing a gantt chart for Project Have Sex With An Adult Woman 2026
get the mushrooms cooked
>>217958548wait how does the man on the right have a salary 14 times higher than the one on the left
>>217958550arse too big
and the latest from looktotheskyandenjoythelife lad?
paedo on the botnet again
>>217958607Because the right probably works at a bank or something and the left has a part time shift at lidl.
Using a lads arse like a vagina because of desperate horniness
>>217958607Because left works part time
nth for the holodem
>>2179585485 vs 1 Person
NEED shitty to hire maresca after pep quits
>>217958607he went down to the shop and handed in his cv in personshows confidence, you see
go on thenjust this onceuse my arseholeas a cunt
get the days wastedget the lot in life resented
screaming
>>217958698pangpang secured dat visa
>>217958698can u imagine how autistic and incellius this guy iswhat on earth must the girl look like
me having another incel melty in my incel hovel
>>217958698DS?
my poos regularly block the toilet
>>217958698stupi whore was 18 when she shat her dear son out onto the earth so can hardly be surprised can she
>>217958698Ohhhh she locked him in
>>217958698Timmy finally got some and his roastie mum is seething :skull:
>>217958698>I've always wanted to be a grandma, but not at 38!!>my DS (20)so she was 18 when she had a son but her son can't have one despite being older?
>>217958733disabled son
>>217958733dear son, mumsnet likes their weird abbreviations, forget what they use for husband (DH? I'm sure it's something else)
>>217958683howling
>>217958698pangpang insect
>>217958733Dual Screen
>>217958733means dear sonmy DS = my dear son
heathermong's having one of his mini seizures again
>>217958698I bet no one in the replies pointed out the obvious hypocrisy here.
>>217958776scraming
>>217958807women are hysterical so of course not, they'll all be saying she's a predator or something despite the fact that 6 years is perfectly normal.
Absolutely dire game of trivial pursuit there. Lasted hours and people got more and more drunk and angry throughout
Important Announcement:This New Years Eve I WILL be posting on /brit/.HOWEVER, in the New Year I will no longer post on /brit/.2026 no more /brit/ for me.
>>217958698>the nintendo ds came out 20 years agodamn...
ordering a chinese mealwhat would brit suggest?
discussing a reddit post are we? great stuff lads
>>217958843Ok see you next week babycakes
>>217958807Umm AKHTUALLY, note that it's her SON that knocked this slag up, her husband might be a decade older than her so her getting pregnant at 18 wasn't a big dealThat's me putting a female brain on
might buy gold
>>217958862chipscurry saucechicken balls
>>217958862Singapore chow mein or sweet and sour pork
DP (dear poo)
>>217958872Mumsnet actually you fucking numpty
>>217958698id be horrified to have a 'ellow grandkid
>>217958862sugondese balls, maybe a side order of chow onmai cok
Both dadberg and grampstein posted this on their 'book. Dont think any of us have ever actually seen a muslim
>>217958872It's Mumsnet, not reddit, imbecile!
>>217958882too late
>>217958876No you won't. No more /brit/ from 11:59:59 31/12/25.
>>217958901america is minority-white and beyond saving, unlike Europe
we should start the britain first movement
heating on and the incel bedroom is nice and toastyIT LUSHHHHHHHHHoh and i've got a glass of malbec because i'm spiritually female
Well isn't that something, ladsIt's the time when we drink the lovely, lovely cans>>217958951Make it Britain + Ireland first movement and introduce the newest gmemberships to the chavs and skangers group
>>217958901they're right, we unironically need american military intervention to prevent nukes falling into the hands of a lib-lab-'sheed coalition
>>217958946We're new-worlders, our story has only begun. Suns setting on European civilization
Neighbours just hanging out in the hallway, just pottering about, no doubt waiting for someone to need to use the common area so he can socialise with them or something. I need to put the bins out but am I going out there? No chance. I've waited 9+ hours for an Amazon delivery today I think I can wait 20 minutes for this cunt to fuck off.
Absolute state of parenting today to have the nerve to tell their sons family they can't live with them when likely all they do is sit on their arse and watch TVPeople used to live 3/4 generations in a single fucking household, all in the name of family. Now fuck off with that family bollocks, I got to watch jeremy vine and complain about the state of the country
4 & 6 year old niece spent all day playing AI games on their tablets/iphone with some bizarre "sensory" youtube videos playing on the living room tv simultaneously
>>217958951bf is already a thing and it's as dull as you'd expectwhat we should be doing is creating independent cells
>Suns setting on European civilization
>>217959021>4&6>tablet/iphonehowling
>>217958946Their growing non-white demographic is Latin American and basically fine though. Ours is African and "South Asian" and openly hostile and celebrating the destruction of their host nations.
>>217958285speak english you fucking quare
imagine having the confidence to participate in a gangbang
>>217959046remember what counts as 'white' in america thoughit's much lower than that
Theory: the reason 4chan is racist is because it's full of bitter fuck-ups who don't have good lives. Brown people are the scapegoat for all these shitty lives.Think about it. People who have good lives don't come to 4chan of all places.
i miss toby
>>217959015probably mostly boomerstheir internal moral compass just tells them to do whatever the worst thing is they can for their kids
>>217959099not actually racist me xjust do it for the jokes
Theory: You're an annoying cuntReasoning: You're a cunt
>>217959021Was teaching my 5yr nephew how to play Brothers in Arms: Earned in Blood on the PC. Not really sure how ethical it is but its much better than minecraft or god forbid - YouTube shorts
love how these captcha keep changing
>>217959046America is still rich, powerful and a major draw for the best and brightest in Europe.
How do I make my flat more of a lair
mental how quickly how shit christmas gets once you've spent more than a day with your family. thank god it's over
>>217959124Hull FC mentioned
"Men" who believe in nothing cant save or build anything. What's the point?
>>217959107samehe was here on boxing day
>>217959021Ever...you know... up the...?
>>217959124and you thought it would be a good idea to take a photo of him and post it here why?
>>217959099Quite happy to admit my shitty life is the result of being the product of a single mum on a white council estate, plus my own personal failings. And I'm relatively happy with it, all things considered.But if it's racist to not want 70 IQ Africans and inbred Pakistani rapists being the future of the country my family built, then you can call me racist and project whatever rationalisation you like onto me. My family members are far more racist than me (if you can imagine such a thing) and they hardly go on the internet at all, and have jobs and families.
>>217959067>basically finelol>>217959133yeah yeah the line went up well done
Emma Watson was supposed to play an ugly awkward teenager really sucked at her role
Youre afraid to make a change for the better because you worry that you will change and still not get what you want. You'd rather blame a shit life on a shit lifestyle than be the guy who tried and still ended up with nothing
>>217959227Because its wholesome
>>217959149fallen for jewish tricks with family relationships award
>>217959231America shits all over Britain
>>217959239you were supposed to get a job and start a family but you're spamming using a nonce botnet
time to eat a load of shite and watch a fillum on the iplayer
>the red injuns are back >the mob is backIt only gets more kino
>>217959231The criminal connections of their Latino immigrants are a temporary issue that can be solved in one generation, as in El Salvador.
>>217959261dunno what this means
>>217959149Get along really well with my family. Must be because we're all mature intelligent adults who intrinsically respect snd love each other. Must be different for you
>>217959251not wrong!
>>217959099People who have good lives usually inherited it and people in positions of wealth are usually detached from the reality of immigration, living in homogeneous communities.I bet there is a disproportionate amount of people on 4chan who were the only, or one of very few, white kid in their class and I bet most young racist people were.
Never liked Diogo Jota since his name should be Diego and not DiogoGlad he's dead
got my little cock and balls out
>>217959327There's only one Diego around here pal
wonder if the toilfu thought about me at all during the Christmas period
>>217959327he changed it to avoid being mistaken for a /brit/ poster named diego
>Dap Destination Goes Wet, Nela Decker, 4on1amazing scene she drinks so much arsepiss
>>217959327
>>217959316Do you ever worry that if you're not the one annoyed, then it's you who is the annoying one?
>>217959171All the religious people in america are actually crazy except the mormons unironically.
Screw this, I'm going to /Brit/ (on /pol/).
>>217959099it's racist because you can say what you really think, to an extent
Lads on the side is better because you still get the craving for a bit of woman arse and it doesn't make issues with the wife. Get a little lass on the side and the girlpussy makes you not get it up for the wife arse.
>>217959395Doesnt even cross my mind, not an insecure neurotic type
US declared silver and platinum critical metals, China will stop exporting silver starting 01/01/2026We are days away from the largest refiner in the world export banning silver.
>Saskia Teague posting about Ireland againLOLThere are literally ZERO patriotic English women
>>217959264What I heard was original cast was supposed to be Americans but those British kids stole the American child workers' jobs after racist transphobe JK Rowling said she supports Al Qaeda this was because Americans did not know what a philosopher is or what they use stones for
Rorke is never happy is he
>>217959404big batty gyat plap plap skibidi brapniggerwatermelon
>>217959421weird post
Anyone here tried Breeze dating app? I'm considering giving it a go.
>>217959445No I haven't
>>217959445Im too hideous for dating apps but hope it goes well for you
ur nawt white dood! england is finished!- un grande diablo de las universidad
feeling dysphoric
could have a wank but I'm too comfy
>>217959427bought some in novemberunfortunately only 5oz
>>217959445is it for bent gimps? I only use the ones for bent gimps
>>217959486/brit/?
>>217959425Did you realise you're annoying me? If not, there may be others you are unwittingly irritating, on account of you being an obnoxious cunt.
>>217959477it's okay sweetie x
bent gimps really do live life on easy mode
Seething rodent hour is it
TIC....TOC
>The True Levellers Standard Advanced: Or, The State of Community Opened, and Presented to the Sons of Men.Remember when they titled blog posts like this
>>217959403probably the only significant group that 'religion is very important in my life' genuinely applies to over there too
>>217959505Never thought about you at all. Not once have you crossed my mind
>>217959526screaming
>>217959526what english county is sacramento in?
>>217959427a recession is when they're posting pink wojaksa depression is when they're posting red pepes
Was so drunk this Christmas I forgot how to process EnglishWas just sat there with my mouth agape like a mong just breathing, nothing more
>>217959556Wiltshire?
>>217959440As opposed to the famously content leftypol?
haven't wanked since December 20th due to the near constant close presence of family membersgetting to the point where I could jizz in my pants just from a pretty girl looking in my general direction
>>217959576grow up young man
i am so fucking drunk
NEW>>217959584>>217959584>>217959584
Do you lads avoid using 'Reddit spacing'?I don't mind it
>>217959556america is part of the anglosphere
>>217959528Silver has vat and gold doesn't. You're a retard if you buy silver in England
>>217959550I'm sure not much does cross your mind, but you are at least aware that I exist since you've been replying to my posts.
>>217959595oh you mean paragraphs?
>>217959640Ok fuck off Mr. English Teacher
>>217959409Interesting pic, but then you remember what the world's wealthiest individual has been up to, and his fellow billionaires like Peter Thiel, Larry Ellison, Marc Andreessen, etc
>>217959665>world's wealthiest individualMr. H1B?
feet are like blocks of ice and making it hard to nap
>>217959486no its not for bent bastardswhen you match the app arranges a date, rather than messaging.i usually do ok on tinder and the like for getting matches but im hopeless at messaging
