United States of America edition
Plan for 2026: stop drinking so I can get lean, then start drinking again without getting fat
*sings 'A Taste of Honey' by The Beatles but replaces the main line with 'A Taste of Cunny'
Poonited Sharts of Fartmartica
>>217959584*deadeyes a condor and harvests one single feather *
>some boring overdramatic shit from /biz/ where nothing happensSOONNNN TICK TOCK ITS HAPPENING ITS OVER!!!!!!
>>217959584so sad that such a beautiful land was turned into the most spasticated nation to ever exist
>>217959626cunny pie
god im fucking fat
>>217959576>I forgot how to process EnglishI had that once when I had a bad head cold, I could hear conversations around me and knew they were in English but nothing made sense. It was like listening to someone speak Dutch with a Scandinavian accent, which makes sense when you think about our history (especially here in Yorkshire)
Hoping that 2026 will be the year i can play classic ps1 and 2 games on my phone
if you missed my post in the last thread i am drunk
here comes johnny yen again
Let me reiterate: I'm glad the footballer Diogo Jota is dead
>>217959676>johnny yenthis made me think of a scene with johnny sins and five latinas and one can hardly speak english so she keeps calling him 'yonny' haha good scene that
lads the chinese housing market has crashed...evergrande just lost 40 trillion....its over...
alri alri alri
>>217959678For me it's Jamie Bulger
>>217959643probably because schizo polshit belongs on pol
>>217959668surely that's doable by now
>>217959671if you were that drunk you wouldn't be posting coherent sentences in /brit/I remember once trying to drunkenly post but not being able to even figure out the captcha
>>217959712grow up mate
trying to nap but feet are cold as ice
American art is kino
>>217959717It isI have multiple emulators on my Android phone, all work well with an Xbox One controller connected via BluetoothIt is possible
>>217959733Put them on my bollocks x
starting to wonder if the girl at work was actually really into me but lost interest the moment I said I wasn't into eating arse
>>217959711Cocky little freak!
£5 says TroubadourTwat is posting on here right now
>>217959733Clean them and put clean socks on. That'll usually do it.
Hoping that the lad who is on a date with the toilfu is having a successful time at it
>>217959712>first leftypol instinct is to lie for authoritylove it
schizo adding new dollhouse characters for 2026
the palisades fire was only a few weeks ago
>>217959751why would you say that
rorke on the maddest of ones
>>217959792that is clearly porke
would post a whacky post about my life but im afraid ill be told to grow up
Soon they will cease to be buds and become unripe little fruits, how very exciting.
>>217959775I think the date was in a cafe in the afternoon so if he hasn't reported back by 11pm it either went unbelievably badly or they're currently shagging
>>217959812Grow up
>>217959775it's a gimmick m8 its not real
>>217959678Wow edgy
>>217959792luv piglings me
>>217959584greatest country in the world
Umbunny is dead, long live the Umgorilla
>>217959775she has drugged his drink and is pilfering his pockets currently
ah yes the general vicinity of moderation under their silly little names, not really a dox is it?
>>217959768got the electric blanket on but still coldpoor circulation me thinks
>>217959792rorke changing the subject as soon as he hears something he disagrees with
Sir Shitten Pantaloons
>>217959792AI muck
rorkebug
>>217959790because I'm not into eating arseI'm sorry but I feel like that wasn't even a normal thing like 15 years ago but now everyone's straight to sucking arsehole like it's no different from a kiss
having a few cheeky pulls on the ol' weed vape
>>217959844If your feet and/or socks are dirty and/or wet, then the heat will just flow right away from them. Get them clean and dry.
Gorilla gorilla > Homo sapiens > Homo mohammedensis
>>217959877You clearly have no idea what an IP address even is. Closest you'll get is a general vicinity even with the exact address. So yeah "Akami" from Spokane Washington could be approximately 108,000 people
big flakes of skin coming off my sunburn, thats dinner sorted
>>217959876technically it's a less bacteria-laden task than kissing if you just make sure you have a good wash beforehand
>>217959678wonder if his wife is taking new dicks yethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idchsUYOnW4
>>217959873looks like a sentient walnut. I like him
>>217959584God bless America, land that I loveStand beside her and guide herThrough the night with the light from aboveFrom the mountains to the prairiesTo the oceans white with foamGod bless America, my home sweet homeGod bless America, land that I loveStand beside her and guide herThrough the night with the light from aboveFrom the mountains to the prairiesTo the oceans white with foamGod bless America, my home sweet home
>>217959886Weird thing to call your willy
sir agit kabayel
>>217959910thats a man
If you're attracted to a girl I genuinely don't know why you wouldn't want to eat her arse. It's feet that can go either way for me. A girl could be the cutest ever but if her feet are ugly I'm not going to go near them. If they are smelly that would put me off the girl entirely. But if I ate a pretty girl's arse I wouldn't be put off even if there was a little whiff of poo. That would just be charming if anything.
reading about the great tea race of 1866cracking stuff really
>>217959919clueless dunning-kruger retard
>>217959930funnily enough they like eating nuts and other dry foods
Sir Scampi Fries
>>217959928not even about the hygiene for me, I just don't particularly want to munch on someone's shitholeif that makes me some kind of prude/unc or whatever idgaf
>>217959953and are you a virgin?
>>217959940This is cheadle Lancashire
i'm ecstatic when reckless drivers end themselves
Half of what I say is meaninglessBut I say it just to reach youJuuuuuuuuullliiiiiaaaaaaaa
>>217959963>dunning-reddit effectconfirmed spastic that doesnt know what an IP address reveals
Got a cold so don't want to drink alcohol because I want to recover fast otherwise I would be absolutely getting off my face on the leftover christmas drink
Why did Nnevelpappermann stop getting her tits out?
>>217959969bit like me aha
>>217959982>le redditthanks for the confirmation retard, seethe on
>>217959996Just looked again, do you know what a 10. subnet address is you little spastic?
mental this bloody mental
Right so that's approximately 10 hours I've been waiting for this parcel now, and at no point did they say I'd be waiting all fucking day for it. That's basically my entire day fucked. Not really worth the parcel I've been waiting for to be honest.
>>217959953I mostly agree with you but the girl in question would need to be stunning, like a solid 8+ and also have a good personality and intelligence too not just a pretty slag
>>217959991aha scream x
>>217960015Grow up
>>217959972I've never had sex but my mate's gf farted out his cum in my mouth so I'm not sure if that counts.
>>217960034thats you done
>>217960015i have rfc1918 memorised you clueless little dunning-kruger nigger
>>217959982don't botheryou're talking to a dribbling nonce botnet user
sick
just did a fart x
One must imagine dtfic happy
>>217960028evri did you in
>>217960049don't need to cry because i pointed out how all your politics are a cia invention little buddy
wish u were an indian chad
>>217960048Then you should know it reveals absolutely nothing and is not a dox because its not a public IP address lmfao you might as well have put 192.168.1.1
Bumming cougar effect
uhhh yeah im an elite doxerjohn smithkentIP: 192.168.1.1janitor
>>217960083you are severely mentally ill
you are a paedophile
is it wise to start dating while unemployed am out of a job you see but never done it before and dont want to miss out while still young
>>217960088it is obvious that 'ips are regional also some are private' is genuinely the extent of your knowledge and you are overly eager to let us all know that>>217960109cry nigger
do you think jota screamed as he burned alive
you are gonna have a brilliant 2026! x
>>217960090Good post
>>217960120it will hurt your dating prospects not having a job but if you have the time why not
>>217960130god i hope so
>>217960090Hell yeah
>>217960109I bet you think Epstein killed himself
>>217960129Right so 10.0.0.19 is the IP address of "Keoki" and thats a dox and le.to le epically owns all of 4chan
IP freely lmao
What happened with the strange case of the Ukrainian rent bo- I mean "male models" who went around London burning Keir Starmer's property? D Notice?
>>217960170well that's IPnonces done then
certain man ddosed a certain site and spammed it with 'p after he was doxxed just to show them that it was a faildox and that he's definitely not black
>>217960169now you're struggling to even readnot sure what brought on all this tard rage
Stupid bloody cats.
>>217960166not reallyif he did kill himself, it was to avoid a worse fate at the hands of his co-conspirators
>>217960193Oh just... move on rorke! It's almost a new year for crying out loud!
this is going to be a fantastic year for britain
>>217960225god I fucking hope so. I fucking hope we have a good year after 10 years of complete shite
>>217960210mate you literally just posted what you thought was a epic dox list and there was an IP that would tell literally nobody anything about a location. Its not even regional, that type of address is not public facing at all. As in, nobody could locate anything from it. You are an absolute mongoloid
>>217960146been unemployed for two months now and hoping to get back on it in the new year just think its a bit embarrassing, like if i did get a date and we got on id like to bring her back to mine but itd be like a kid bringing back their classmate since i still live with dadberhat the same time ive never done it and dont want to miss out while still in me early twenties and could be fun
>>217960166no he is a leftypol mong, he probably just thinks trump strangled him>>217960242you're just repeating things i already mentioned here >>217960048 lollike i said, you know nothing more than the fact that private ranges exist, and you really want to let us all know thatthis is pathetic
>>217960248>early twenties>hasn't shaggedmate it's over for yout. 30 KHHV
As far as I'm aware there has been one pedophile character in the Fallout franchise. His name is Saint James, a pedophile child sex slaver character in Fallout: New Vegas (released in 2012). If that name seems familiar, it might be because the official name of "Epstein Island," where children were trafficked by pedophiles, is Little Saint James.Coincidence? Perhaps...
NEED to move out of my smelly bedroom in 2026my life has yet to even begin
would far rather be a "leftypol mong" than a literal paedophile posting from a CP honeypot
having hayley for tea
mental how I've missed out on everything good in life
>>217960262Unless you were on the same network that issued that private IP address using the same DHCP protocal on the server that issued it, you will never identify the location outside that network. You memorising subnets means literally nothing you are a retarded child lmfao
>>217960282that's some heavy schizo fantasy lol, sounds like you need a doctor
me mum died in the holly
>>217960278could come live with me sweetie? xfuck that other nigga he doesn't deserve you x
drinking hot water with honey since my throat is sore
leftscum are absolute vermin
Lived on my own for a year and i have a job, still havent brought anyone over. Not going to get on any apps. I'll take at least one shot per month next year, life is short x
>>217960295you're just screeching how private ranges exist over and over againis this even a real person i'm talking to? hellooo?you're a bit of a mong buddy
>>217960276
big fan of young ladies with tight fannoise lads :)
Roaring
>>217960248you'll find yourself embarrased at some point job or no lad, just how dating goes the first second and third time you attempt itthe experience will do you good regardless
watched the new knives out film and it was alright
open borders for pissrael
this nigga saying 'DHCP protocal' to make us think he's a prolmoa
Done a December 28th lunchtime poo
>kohlchan is still downnonces ruin everything
DTFIC protocal online
>>217960193ummm ughhh stop being a racist incel!
>>217960334You gave a private IP address and thought it was doxxable information. Unless you broke in to this persons home and connected to his router, logged in locally and searched the local IP list, then identify the machine that was issued the IP and therefore be able to search the house to find him, that is the only time that IP address would be useful. You genuinely dont understand this do you? That address is useless, and you remembering subnet lists is a gibberish response. You're a sixth former arent you?
>lang=bn
Hotwiring my UDP packet requests using a preconfigured DNS server and uplinking it using a twisted coaxial fibre line
>>217960365i can smell it from here
carpet bomb israel with nukes
>>217960357watched nobody 2 with the senpai. enjoyable nonsense. gets a bit home alone by the end with the booby traps which i enjoyed.fine holiday fun x
>>217960384Just let him LARP for his friends. All he's got x
he's been absolutely humilated here lmfaoduuuuuuur 10.1.1.1 you've been doxxed
>>217960282Yet you're both
>>217960357The first one was very shit. I still cant fathom why it was called a "mystery" when it was extremely obvious who did it. I thought there would be a twist but nope it was exactly who you'd expect.Also the paid nurse who spent time with the old man was rewarded for spending time with the old man (her job) where as the family who had their own lives and jobs were shown tonbe bad for not doing what she did
Lads, if you could say anything to the GCHQ agent monitoring this thread what would it be
its ok im a true hacker ive memorised this protocol my teacher who molested me told me at sixth form
>>217960384post your ip if it isnt' doxxable info then
scotialist mega boing
ah yes the rfc protocol i know it well
>>217960431192.168.1.17come get me let.o
wonder where that scottish bloke went
mad that i bought loads of precious metals for 2 years then stopped caring about them completely
>>217960401forgot that one existedthe first one was fine and the new one sounds fine from what you've said at itmight pop it on>>217960417they were all shits in the first one
wish i had my own place that was clean and warm and not full of SHITE
So fucking bored
I wanna join in on the haha funny joke but my networking knowledge is shite
>>217960384>You genuinely dont understand this do you?you can't even read what i'm saying lolyou're having an actual meltdown, just shouting faggotry and 'protocals' at me without concern for what is actually happening>>217960406you are also dumb
>>217960248If you are good looking and charismatic then unemployment and living with dadstein wont affect your chances of getting matches and dates. If you aren't particularly good looking and struggle to be outgoing then you are completely wasting your time.
>>217960423I wouldn't say anything. I would listen to what he had to say. And that's what nobody did.
>>217960465same, havent left the house since the 22nd, just wanked and slept
>>217960455where did the bristol one who used to spam ruby updates and carly rae jepsen songs gomissing them
>>217960471You don't know what DHCP is do you lmfao. Look mate I can tell you're underage, its embarrassing when someone proves you wrong, but this is the kind of thing you walk away from
>>217960455had sex
boing boing
gorpheus are you ok ?
>>217960491dunno as i didn't have it installed back then
>>217960502you are mentally deranged and need to get a grip
*logs in to 10.0.0.19*eltiehacker to l.eto - im in sir
at the hoes, where the beach at?
Raw cookie dough will soon be entering my mouth nun the FDA could do
>>217959584
>>217960525sad little boy got slapped haha
>>217960423i'd ask what his opinion on the SECOND knives out film waspersonally i don't think it was funny>>217960502buddy i get that you learned some acronyms and that is very cute, we are all impressed as you can tellbut for what it's worth, you didn't in fact prove anyone wrong about anything, you're just having a big cry and a moan because i posted some info
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5GIJmElKMA
>>217960482Fuck me you must be in a state.
>>217960539vgh
right that's me watching the cornish tin mine exploration videos again
miss cheshire :/
>>217960423dropped your gay card
Business idea: /brit/ posts ASMR
only the ISP is correct here. oh my days. sharing my IP address means nothing
>>217960525ABSOLUTELY BODIED LOL
the extended family staying at the house are gone which means catberg will go back to sleeping in one of the spare bedrooms instead of hiding in my room
>>217960547At the end of the day you posted some epic leak of jannies on here thinking you were an elite hacker. When someone pointed out that IP address reveals nothing at all, you sperged out and now you're rowing back. Get a grip son
>>217960574Closed till new year im afraid
>>217960454isnt that a standard ip or somethinglooks very familiar if your ip meant nothing then why do people go out of their way to censor it
>>217960583can see my house in this image
In the civil war id have been a cavalier. What say you /brit/?
name@gmail.comIP: 10.0.0.1L.eto runs this place kiddos
>>217960587this cat is always so in control. stays aware of his surroundings, always looking. very good driver.
>>217960544>>217960590>>217960615you're even freaking out at other posters now oh my days lollisten buddytake a breath okcount to 10and then read through my posts again, SLOWLY ok champ?
megamelty
>>217960587>catberg will go back to sleeping in one of the spare bedrooms instead of hiding in my roomvery cute that catberg trusts you and sees you room as a little sanctuary thoughbeit
My IP shows as being in DevonWeird considering I live nowhere near it!
>>217960608leveller but more likely making gruel for the new model army soldiers billeted at my house shagging my mum
>>217960608In the /brit/ civil war I would be a dynamic IP address
>>217960599Theres two different IP address types people can have. A local IP address is just addresses between your computer and router. A router's local IP is often 192.168.1.1/0 and literally millions of routers around the world have the same. But when its connected to the internet, it will obtain a public IP like 82.457.1.09 or something, and thats one where you can locate a rough address through their ISP
>>217960632melty
sixth former elite hacker utterly humilated
botnet paedophile mega melty omds
In absolute tears right now, bawling in bits at the thought of two of my best brit pals tearing each other apart. SOMEBODY STOP THEM!!
really feel quite sick
botnet paedo having an absolute meltdown
>>217960608a right digger, me
I(get)P(ussy)
IP sounds like "I pee"
>>217960696Ate too much didnt you and drank too much
SO FUCKING BORED.I swear I have hobbies but they all just seem so disinteresting right now. Even the thought of wanking seems boring.
Pop Base has ranked Past Life by Ariana Grande as the 7th best song of 2025
heatherpaedo absolutely shitting his kecks
>>217960713can you pee on me?only when you transition tho
l.eto runs this place kiddos..
IP address...England...email...poowankpoopoo@protonmail.com
fun IP address fact: if you post from the nonce botnet then he 100% stores your IP address and will use it against you if necessarywhile the average person cannot correlate a public IP with an accurate location, given a timestamp, law enforcement CAN track you down by referencing your ISP's logs
>>217960790this. the botnet also uses YOUR ip to give to others when they post under your flag. It is a botnet after all, it's like using tuxler.
gfberg is a female, which of course means she has a vagina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woLfAvD5iXI
>>217960790chat am i cooked chat
>>217960790its already easy to track down posters here :D
Right lets see if I can post a picture
>>217960726You on SSRIs?
>>217960790well I thought even botnet paedos would be smart enough to use a vpn before going on the website to be begin to mask the ISP logs
back from the public house
>>217960829No. Just haven't left the house in 3 days.
i have an ipaddress and an i poo address
Mad that vin diesel is the great grandson of rudolf diesel inventor of diesel fuel
i've actually been off my meds for 2 weeks
*logs in to the cmd*computer...locate anonymous user from the botnet and triangular the IP address 10.0.0.19 and engage
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-hzSmhdYIk
Still have no idea what the botnet is even though I see dtfic screeching about it every day, some kind of alt-chan?
Just realized the lovely, lovely September-Dec run is over and now we have SHIT months like January, February and March coming up
>>217960885Any spartan kicks?
My friends are no longer fun as they have kids
>>217960130probably. nobody knows for sure but by all reckoning burning alive is a quick but exquisitely painful death
>>217960891don't worry about it petal
>>217960891askjeeves broken?
>>217960885buy an ad charlie
Lifehack: want to wank to shemale porn, but find the shemales faces a bit too male? Deepfake porn websites often have a shemale category containing many videos of shemales with their manly faces replaced with that of a 100% female celebrity.
>>217960891its just a website that lets you post on 4chan if you're banned. It also hosts child porn and has boards like /kids/ and /csam/ populated with paedophiles.
me bum got shagged in the holly
>>217960928pscr
evening
>>217960921ok
>>217960924Oh and people just admit to going to a website like that?
When I see an Australian post on /brit/, I sit my white ass down and LISTEN
BOOM. What a post mr 'goth
>>217960977Fiat cars next
>>217960977isnt this guy a fat friendless virgin
about bloody time too! those 17 visas per year from DR Congo will make a huge difference!
>>217960964Yes, yes they do! And every time they're called out on it on here they switch between 7 flags like South Africa, Argentina, USA, Canada, UK, Romania and Sweden!
>>217960999Turn the monitor on lad
>>217960901that late 20s to early 30s feel
>>217961005Dr congo will NOT be happy
>>217960999Whereas Hitler was a fit, popular shagger. Really makes you think...
>>217961015how would i post with my monitor turned off you stupid cunt
gorpheus why are you so depressed lately ?
>>217961048Im legally blind I use brail you fucking bigot
>>217961061done him. bet he feels like a right cunt now
>>217961015
i've split on the girlfriend ffs
>>217961061*takes your walking stick away*
you never hear about an illegally blind person do youmakes you think
as for me, i'm illegally blind. was stumbling along the street and the coppers nicked me for being out without my glasses
>>217961098>>217961100Hivemind moment
just heard about an illegally blind person
nobody:fat friendless virgin: how would I post with the monitor off
nobody:spastic retard that can't complete captcha: im going to post on a child porn website
poo
rape
nobody:me: hi how's it evening x
need to go out and find a root
NEW>>217960561>>217960561>>217960561
eternally raped
hilarious stuff
>>217961175stop that
really drives me nuts that i still get acne at 26
twelve cans on my desk (desk)my face is grotesque (esque)nine of them are empt-yno GF or friends, me
>>217961158I heard about a bloke who accidentally knocked someone down a flight of stairs, and in a panic, they ran down after them trying to say "sorry" and "are you okay?" and what came out was "are you sorry?"
>>217960999Same as every other Rorke
>>217961175
Might do the classic night time ritual
>>217961200This but with a norwood 3
nice flag retard
>>217961212handsome devil x
>>217961208
>>217961219gay porn dance?
>>217961229keep crying xD
something really funny about that norwood chart
>>217961232Oh shit I wonder if that's where I got my story from and mixed it up. I bet it is.
>>217961253No making up episodes of DoctorWo Who in my head until I fall asleep
>>217961264slapheads and their insecurity is always a laugh
>>217961270it is extremely funny either way
how's the big project coming along, anon? four days left in the year....
>>217961301It'll be ready any minute now*continues desperately trying to get my limb knob hard*
>>217961309kill yourself
>>217961319megaseethe
>>217961309Noncery
rorke is a white ass nigga going hard as fuck
>>217961309>content depicting minors>exceptions include: AI-generated no source requiredRight so child porn then
make it
aff tae bed
umming at the post count
100% free range ethically sourced child porn
get it made
paedos on the botnet insisting their website with the /kids/ board and /csam/ board is not a cp site
rorke
>>217961387they're two different domains you dribbling retard
make it rorke
>>217961371people hov tae kno xx
>>217961387Wtf is a csam
>>217961408type in the url and screenshot the front page then and show us all the boards available
>>217961417
>>217961371Must be nice not having to stay up waiting for a parcel you've already been waiting 11 hours for. There should be an option to say "you know what just forget it, give me my money back."
>>217961417child sexual abuse material, but they meme about it and call it computer science men or something
>>217961440Regret asking
>>217961384
>>217961408Obviously ignoring the fact that he hosted an altchan where they posted csam. again, kys or do your research.
>>217961486>>217961486>>217961486
>Sir Keir Starmer has welcomed an alleged Islamist extremist, who labelled British people “dogs and monkeys” and called for Zionists to be killed, into the UK.
