nick mullen edition
this is the one
if you post in the other one you are a paedo
not posting in the nonce threadgood thing this was first.
>>218015974Yh cause it's not a nonce one
>>218015992that's outta pocket even for u rorke
>>218015992rorke!
RORKE SAID THE WORD, THE WORD OF HATE
looking to the sky and enjoy the life
nonce botnet mega melty LOL
>>218016008if i go to that website will i go to prison
janny please explode this paedophile irl
it's mental to think that there's an entire paedophile cabal that dedicates all their time to posting cp from a botnet run by another paedophile/zoophileyou need to be flattened by a bulldozer.
alri I'm going to bed now wish me sweet dreams aha xx
right well time for bed i guess
>>218016022I'd bend over and do my little stretch, if you get my meaning
>>218016045nn leaf friend xx
keep doing little sneezes that hurt
erm... lads?
oh deary me letovery very sad
>>218016099>Minecraft merchDefinitely underage
hysterical to imagine him melting down because nobody wants to use his paedo thread
melt down harder nigga
>>218015992For me it's
those woke bastards got me drunk before 10am
Brits should do this again
why does every general have a pedo?
>>218016147I say this >>218016164KILL YOURSELF
>>218016164Why do you post here
got the papa no onaho ni nare triology downloaded, new years eve plans are set.
>Why do you keep staring at us, Anon?
right i'll be back in a few hours haha x
real mask off moment for /brit/. been saying for years the namefags horde and share cp and here we are.
it's not a "mask off" momentthere's a paedophile cabal who all gather on a cp sharing site that also acts as a frontend to post on 4chan and evade bans.
>be milkman>eating tuna sarnie in van>finish eating >go and do my delivery to a house>take empty bottles back to van and store them>something wet is on my palm>only logical conclusion is it's a bit of sarnie I got on me>go in for the pick>it was a slug>mfe I just picked a hermaphrodite This doesn't make me a bender right? Haha
>©GK 2012
jannies are too busy rubbing their clitties.
Got some of those Charlie Bingham ready meals for a quid yesterday. Had the meatballs one. If I'd paid £6.50 for this I'd be on my way to car bomb their headquarters.
It's an Indian world. You're just living in it.
>>218016273why have you copied and pasted a tweet
Oh for fucks sake, why don't jannies just permaban their IP range and send the info to US police?
nelson mandela the nationalist terrorist?
buzz aldrin has passed on
>>218016324>it's realrip
>>218016324Imagine if the US government treated US heroes half as well as Israeli pedophiles..
just seen some disgusting shite
>>218016356and here we go shoehorning in anti-semitism yay I love this site /s
>>218016309the different suiting colors represent left & right brain
>>218016367
>>218016367Not bowing to you and your mental gymnastics. Israel is a foreign country, and criticizing their behavior isn't antisemitic.
>Get them from the chipper. Tray of chips, smothered in salt and vinegar and I mean smothered. For me? It has to be the ‘umble battered sausage. Chuck her on top. Curry sauce over the whole lot. If the chippy does it, ask for Irish curry. It’s nicer. Can of pop. Aunts your uncle
love doing big revs in the carberg to pick up speed when i'm coming out of a turn
>>218016423lmao yjk bruv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sf6PmKHbuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXlul_cHtuw
The nonce is banned?
>>218016490>Burial-enjoying YankYou can stay. How do you r8 ashtray wasp?
>>218016509janny had his way with him
>>218016509>>218016515like it mattersit's a fucking botnet, he can evade bans within literal seconds.
skibidi ohio 67 fellow kids
CIA niggers glow in the dark
>>218016509I may have helped that along
>>218016509Yep spaedo got banned
should i put turmeric in my chili? feel like that's more of a pajeet ingredient than a tex mex one
>>218016190Who are these birds
Love brets Love RubyHate spastic pedo posterSimple as
>>218016544Yeah
>>218016513soulful and heavy. i like it
yeah? see what I mean? leto should be slayed with a claymore.
spaki melty !!
>>218016544I don't feel like it adds much flavor. The most important ingredient you need is good quality chili powder, i use Gebhardt as most tex mex restaurants do. You want this one. The other brands are just not as good. I use chili powderGarlic Onion Smoked paprika Cayenne pepper
>>218016604Genuinely kys
um
>>218016513i like the vocal sample and how it picks up toward the end of the album
This is now a french burrito thread
Poo bum screaming
>>218016658peng
>>218016596don't really feel like anything adds much flavour by itself, the whole point of chili is that it's supposed to be an overspiced clusterfuck where you just take whatever you have and throw it in the pot, same principle as most curries
>>218016527haha let's play a game where you post a picture of a place and I try to find you on google maps :)
bump pls>>218016556>>218016556>>218016556
i can hear an owl outside
>>218016675That's the concept behind Mulligan stew, a staple of the Great Depression era. Mulligan stew is chucking odds and ends into broth or water, and making whatever you've got. Chili is something else over here.
>>218016707I can't
>>218016707sorry that was me
his monkey ass Don’t want that Apple!!
>>218016707
>>218016728hehe where's he off to
some of them were quite fit though weren't they
>>218016708yeah but chili operates under the guideline of being a spicy tomato-based stew, but beyond that it seems like almost anything goes, shitloads of different recipes around
>>218016749next flag please mate
>>218016757if you want a spicy, tomato based stew, check out shakshouka
Is fuentes live yet?
isn't chili a country
>>218016776dunno, why don't you go ask here?>>>/lgbt/
i have a theory that chucky and angelica from rugrats eventually got married and became the wild thornberries
western slop CAN'T compete
>>218016798turkey and chili should be united as one country
>>218016805i appreciate the effort they put into their pornit beats "step sister stuck in washing machine"
COOOOR SCRAN
>>218016772shouka shakka shouka shakka IIIII'M SOUPED ON A FEELIN'>>218016576>>218016654anyway, burial-listening yanks, is there any place/situation/time/etc that feels like it naturally suits burial in your cuntry?I ask because burial, especially the original 2 albums, feels like it was written to be the soundtrack of getting home after a night out in london in that era - walking through the dark, getting a night bus, needing a piss while you lean against the bus window, one leg baking from the shitty radiators london busses have while the rest of you is cold 'cause some cunt opened all the windows.It feels very much like he caught a time and place in a bottle, but if there's something that feels right elsewhere that'd be neat.>>218016804I always assume that nobody gets a happy marriage in rugrats because the show ended when the creators' marriage was breaking down.>>218016820it's nice except the "I am not into this" noises they all make. Sometimes, some CNC play is fun, but I don't want literally all my porn to sound like the girl's only doing this because she'll be punched if she resists.
is it true that if you try to chat up a girl who has a fat friend in tow, the fat one will try to cockblock you?
>>218016837hit on the fat one instead, watch the girl you're interested in get mad in record time, finish your pint, clog the bar toilet with a massive turd and leave. Whether you leave with the fat chick or not is down to your personal tastes.
>>218016823bit of me that. uncircumcised penises and fries covered in liquid attic dust hmm
>>218016837yes
>>218016835these girls are making the first move on the poor lad
how come no one sings songs about battle anymore (except for sabaton)reckon if you tried to sing whiny songs about girls or one of those posturing rap songs about money and bitches around a viking or a pirate they'd call you a faggot and make you walk the plank
any anti-heroes in?i spend a lot of my spare time posting vicious racism on the internet, but also spend a lot of my spare time trying to help find missing people
>>218016937blackbeard would have loved lil durk
carl jung mogs freud
>>218017009peterson mogs both
>>218016937>how come no one sings songs about battle anymoreThat's drill's thing
>>218017017At being a fag
>>218016937>posturing rap songs about money and bitchesvikings would love thatthey were the yns of their time
I'm Jewish
>>218017042niggers shooting each other over petty squabbles?
Ah 'on know what homey be doin. Muffuga always be tweakin'
>>218017079>*Rasheed Disliked That*
>>218016981Prefer emulating tragic/failed heroes and bittersweet endings for pure feeling and devoloping wisdom beyond my peers(cope), but the trauma prevents me from ever utilising my supposed potential(cope)
>>218017086Blud thinks the war movies he watches are deep cause king told him to die on a hill for a province
>>218017151didn't say they were deep but at least it wasn't niggers fighting over a sneaker or some rubbish like that
>>218017151That's rorke demolished yet again
sir lil peep
using /brit/ lore as my special questions for accounts ladsimagine when some fraudster is pretending to be me on the phone to get access to my bank account and the person on the line hits them with "who is rorke's mortal enemy?"not a chance haha x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHb6sza5mZswaifu song
Will Turkey be on our side for WW3 or what? Bit of a wildcard arent they
>>218017211Yh ur right
>>218017174Nun he cud do
>>218017211Depends how their politics proceed in the coming years.If they turf out Erdogan and renounce Islam, then yes, they can be an ally.
>>218017227Seems like the people are secular in turkey
soy puertorriqueño
>>218017256For the most part, yeah, although Erdogan has been trying to turn them into an Islamist nation.Also, when I visited Istanbul, I heard the fucking god-awful Muslim "call to prayer" echoed through the city about 5 times per day. Absolute dogshit. They should ban it.
Karelian front > Korean war round 2 > Baltic front > Venezuela > Ukraine > Iran > Taiwan in terms of kino factor
Behead blank slate matetialsts
>>218017316https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-unUysuRmWoit do be like dat tho...
Are all of you on passes or are you performing these dehumanising new captcha requests. Cannot get over how fucking annoying they are.I remember the days where you didn't even need a captcha to post
>>218017380The new captcha is bearable. What pisses me off is the fucking random rangebans. About 50% of the time, I am rangebanned from making threads on any video game related boards (/v/, /vr/, /vp/, /vrpg/) for no apparent reason. The other 50% of the time, it works. It's so inconsistent that sometimes, I can try to make a thread there, get informed I'm rangebanned, and then try again 5 minutes later and it randomly works. Fucking why?
>>218017380I think the system remembers me ? so it gives me a super easy single step captcha each time and then no captcha required for some number of posts
>>218017380Solving 3 puzzles per post is humiliation ritual shit. It's a testament to how bad that rest of the net is that ppl are willing to do this.
>>218017380currently doing the captchas as my pass is currently on a 3 day remand at the behest of jannyberg (for completely trumped up charges i might add)
>>218017406I've used 2 different devices to post and also moved house and internet provider and for some reason I'm still banned from posting images. Dogshit site
Stranger Things ends tomorrow ladsAt long last
>>218017423>trumped up chargesyou mean the relentless nigger-posting?
>>218017418>playing your link rn, really seems like they put some effort into all of theseIt was Sega's last ditch effort, they were throwing everything possible into Sonic Adventure 1 and 2 and all other Dreamcast games in the hopes they would strike it big.After they exited the console business, they never had that drive ever again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4mPkze9AEs
anyone willing to 'ear 'bout me feelingsPost sponsored by Madrí, Excepcional.
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHTEVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
>>218017457no i posted an image that contained a cartoon willy that barely even looked like a willy
>>218017525ah okay, I thought maybe you were racismladhe's based, and you're not
scranning a grey squirrel
>>218017559actually i do happen to be racismlad, just wasn't posting racism on this particular occasion
>>218017578>actually i do happen to be racismladprove it
hate being reminded of my inceldom at random moments
>>218017582i hate niggers
>>218017596based, I should sign my emails like this
how do you personally feel about niggers and the hating thereof, oh my lads?
Had a dream that a bunch of trannies tried to kick me out the male changing room because I had a bigger cock than them all and it was making them uncomfortable
>>218017628Hate them
Youtube shorts seem to be recommending I travel to Albania
was at the shops earlier and this girl in a tube top looked at me and then looked down at each of her individual tits, should be illegal for women to do that, their flesh is disgraceful
>>218017656they wear those tops during summer here as well (I understand it is summer where you are)bronze shoulders and tummies on display, nipples protruding, very disrespectful. Makes you sick so it does
>>218017464this hard rock sound lul, this is some diversity hereI did play Battle just a couple years later although the soundtrack isn't that much to write home about, I guess Rush was more my thinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv6d0vZZJyc&list=PLvNp0Boas721Cm9CWT9eaSq_JxA3f_NAr&index=25
>>218017671>bronze tummiesironically i think australian girls are less tanned on average than british girls since here they don't have to comensate for the lack of sunlight by getting spray tans
Incels just need to start raping We are numerous enough that something would have to give
>>218017088corr diss nibba look like miles davis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeZvgIoBZ2Y
looknerchads we're so back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba-85ZBLfwk
>>218017701could also be the culture of applying suncream in Aus, which isn't really a thing here. We get fuck all sun throughout the year so during the small summer window everyone just goes out to bake under the hot rays until they're various shades of brown and red
he's so poor his little shirt and pants don't fit him :( so sad
>>218017763meine gottewould jizz diss bitch into extinction
i'm actually so ill i hope youre all sympathetic
>>218015952
>>218017763that's really bad for you, reckon if brits could see how most australians over about 45 look like horrible leather bags they would avoid the sun at all costs
Facebook is out of control. No, I don't want to make friends with the lady who served me at the Tesco checkout two days ago.
>>218017818surely there are fit zoomer birds in your local tesco? Plenty in mine that I ogle while standing in the self-serve queue
>>218017818i would if she's fit, had a lot of fantasies about sexy checkout chicks in my day x
gonna go vegetarian for a month or so to try and lose weight, used to be vegan for about 3 years in my early 20s and was in the best shape of my life, although that may just have been because i was in my early 20s x
>>218017865you gonna eat some peng tofu? love tofu me
wash your genitalia
>>218017892nah i reckon i'll just eat a lot of vegan chili, love vegan chili me, reckon it's even better than the con carne kind
>>218017899still going to eat sea food?
>>218017899you could crumble some tofy into a chilli perhaps with some beansproteinmaxxing
>>218017913no i don't like seafood at the best of timeswhy do some people think that isn't real meat anyway? is it because it's usually caught wild instead of farmed? because a lot of it is farmed these days
>>218017920that's a decent idea but don't soy proteins give you man boobs or something?x
>>218017946Wogcels when they see a white man with a white gf.
>>218017935not sure why i was under the assumption that vegetarians eat seafood. anyway, gl. make sure you take your vitamins and daily rec'd protein (roughly 56g a day iirc)
sat here shibbying like my niggas jesse and chester
>>218017962i'm gonna go for 150g of protein since i'm still a lifter, that's why i'm going vegetarian and not full vegan (will be consuming a lot of whey)and yeah a vegetarian who still eats seafood is called a pescatarian
women shouldn't be allowed to breed
>>218018002right well that's just sexo isn't it
umbut also, whomst?
>>218018004where are the babies going to come from
taking recommendations for food to eat when you're ill
coffee at 1am? pour another cup..
>>218018020men's arses
>>218018021chiccy soup
>>218018020>>218018002
06:45am and I've already got a clothes washing rotating away nicely in the drumbecause I'm a responsible adult man
got some supplements to help me shit ladstook double the recommended dose haha
>>218018042yeh? post arse lad. I'm an irresponsible man.
>>218018021stir picrel into Stonyfield Organic Plain Whole Milk Probiotic Yogurtthank me later
>>218018042ktinm
Go on and give Emma Watson's ass a good sniff.
my canthal tilt is exactly neutral, how fucked am i?
>>218018073me reading the collar: "Wh-hore? Ph-phore? Oh Phoebe haha yeah"
>https://old.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/1pz2z7m/oc_dating_statistics_of_a_30yearold_female_in_2025/>30yo woman goes on 41 dates>nobody is good enoughIf you think she's being too picky, well then you're just a misogynistic CHUD
Hair is genuinely fucked. Might start wearing a wig. Don't think i want a trillion hairs put in from some turkish lad
the toil freaks do be waking up and immediately going to toil omds loool
might tell another racist joke at work
gfberg thinks i'm 2 years older than her when i'm actually 2 years younger than her, it's my way of making her feel better about being an old bat
>>218018103I've never been on a date but I'm only 32 so there's still time for me yeah still plenty of time haha
>>218018141there genuinely is, please don't waste your life and cope by telling yourself you're to old because before you know it you will actually be too old and then you'll hate yourself for spending so much time fucking around
>>218018156corr
>>218018105the options are shaving it or going turkey laddo not buy a wig
>>218018156shave it u freak
>>218018183what if i wear a wig as a bit
>>218018156lovely scruffy tuppy
keep sneezingwhen will it end
Need to eat Emma Watson's poo.
>>218018287that isn't your arse
>>218018166I'll be serious for once and say respectfully I must disagree, there isn't time for me because it's over.The way I view it is through the lens of potential women partners who would be dating me, entering a relationship with me, marrying me. I think to myself, why would a woman benefit from being with me over a normal man? I can say objectively that I have wasted my life, that I have no social experiences, no social history, no funny stories to tell, no friends, no wild travels, and I have nothing to say or contribute. Again looking in from the perspective of a woman who is weighing me up versus other potentials, it doesn't make sense for her to go with me as opposed to a normal lad. There are so many hundreds, thousands, millions of lads out there who are actually normal. These fellas have had something approaching a normal human experience, they still feel emotions, they get excited for things, they see themselves having kids, being part of a family, having hope for the future.Do I find women attractive? Yes of course. But if I'm really being honest with the situation, it doesn't make sense for me to try to engage women at this point. It's as if it would be cruel to do so because I know inside my brain what a wretched worm I am, but outwardly they don't know. Potentially they could be taken in by the fact I'm tall, have hair, keep in good physical shape etc but they would be unwittingly wasting their time choosing me over someone who isn't insane; putting months and years of their efforts into me and potentially having children with the wrong man because I pretended to be normal. They and the children would end up worse off for it.It's better that I remain alone.
wigchads up big time turkcels could never
>>218018103holy grimola
feel a bit digusting lads, reading about fibre supplements on the 'dit and half of it is basically gay guys who wanna get shagged up the arse trying to clean themselves outbit grim tbf
>>218018298done him
Good morning
hahaha great story spaki tell us more about what you're reading on reddit
>>218018319it's equally plausible that she means 75th first date ever or 75th first date this year
Just night 20 thou and if xmr. Guess what else I did? Moved out of my house. Your bitch mom is all that's standing in the way of serious xmr. KILL yourselves if you don't see it. Peace out bitches....
>>218018315would always be self-conscious wearing a wig>hey anon come get in the swimming pool with me! >hahah no i can't i've just eaten...
>>218018315Their eyes betray them
>>218018328howdy pardner
Growing up is realising they actually do view this sorry excise for a platform (/brit/) as something to be destroyed if inky because they understood the potential of this place back in 2016ish
brutal
Love how all my pints are ebibg ruined by autocorrect which is JEWISH because they are jiggers
if you had a wig or "hair system" as they call them nowadays, you'd be living in fear 24/7 that it had come loose or was revealing itself somehowit's too much mental load. You can't talk to someone and be in the moment, present and authentic, if your mind is constantly wondering "is my hair system coming loose?"
Honestly feel better if I drink once or twice a week. Mild hangovers level you out it's nice when they lift.
>>218018398From nonce to ponce
>>218018352>>218018385>>218018401
Basically it's liquid sunshine. Having a cloudy day it'll get some sun on you, just if you do it enough you create tornadoes and hurricanes.
dont waste another day, before toot long you'll be back at work
fuck my cracker life
>>218018436this was the premise of the film DRUKhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1767079314355134.webm
>>218018416
>>218018440been at work the last 2 days pal
>>218018461
>>218018416That's why you go all in and let your nuts hang
>>218018463if think that's bad the guy in front of him's has blown away entirely
Why is there a random mong spamming frogs itt?
>>218018461Been meaning to watch that, heard a comedian who's in AA rave about it a while back
>>218018484no you're mistaken, he's me
>>218018499he nicked it
>>218018302no offense mate but i shall not be reading a single word of that doomacious diatribe. have sex.
>>218018504haha fug I thought you would have seen it already. Yeah it's a great movie you must watch it.
>>218018484don draper had it sorted
Women are more attractive in my mind than in real life
>>218018552you think that but they're not really. Standing with a beautiful women in your personal space looking up at you is like having electricity shot into your veins. You will never, ever feel that looking at a picture or imagining a woman because your mind knows it's not real, that there's no potential for something to happen. Not so with actual encounters in physical space.even a mid woman in real life will make you feel more alive than any imagined woman ever could. You think you're above your biology, that you're some brain in a tube, but you're not.
there's our little creative writer
>>218018552you've never met a legit 9/10 in the wild lad? They're something else
fingerpoop
I'm worth a million in prizes
The shrieking of nothing is killing meJust pictures of Jap girls in synthesisAnd I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hairhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyMm4rJemtI
24 yo girl at work keeps saying "what the helly" unironically and I hate it
>>218018651And now we have Queens of the Stone Age, with 'You Think I Ain't Worth A Dollar, But I Feel Like A Millionaire':https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_45GLa_F70
ok lads?
>>218018656>And I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hairKTIM
>>218018684she fit?
yeah not bad you?
>>218018684You should beat her
>>218018694yes very, magnificent arse toono I haven't shagged her, I'm a weird freak you see
>>218018710and what of the boobs
heh boobies
>>218018710what sort of place do you work at? depending on the industry you can absolutely stereotype about whether or not she's dtf
>>218018755a convent
kier starmer walking into a picture of a tunnel on a wall 3 times in a row
>>218018760right well that's just not true is it
>>218018755this >>218018760 isn't mei'm at a primary school
>>218018778right well that's not true either is it
that washing that I put on earlier is nearly donecan hear it spinning wildly in the drum
>>218018821poet, you
*starts gay pornily shadow boxing in the middle of the thread*
mind is racing thinking about how to cope with my rapid hair loss
>>218018821what cycle did you pick?
>>218018898mad how most posters here are gonna wind up like mark in about 10 years
>>218018887Baldmaxx
>>218018933>>218018933>>218018933
how do i get steroids
>>218018943find a pajeet on whatsapp who sells them
>>218018898went for 'Synthetics' as I have a lot of those stretch fabric t-shirts which I imagine are full of synthetic fibres so I don't want to destroy them. Also it doesn't take too long, it's a nice balance between Quick Wash and the Regular Wash (which takes like 4 hours for some reason).
