between christmas and new years edition
Rate the last edition please looking to improve x
I don't know what day it isI don't know what year it isI don't know how old I am
It's way too hot atm for me to do art :(
everything should be free
>>218030124it good
>what do you think tarte tatin is m9?I'm going to present it at apple tart thus English
everybody's free (to wear sunscreen)
Ella Whelan's milky tits
(8) we wanna be free to do what we wanna doand we wanna get loadedand we wanna have a good time (8)
hate going on outer /int/ and having to type like a normal person
got a serious case of ringworm on my bollocks lads send help
>>218030193I was wanting to do apple pie at Christmas but i forgot to buy apples so made pineapple tartalettes instead
>>218030227you are high inhib, probable battyman
>>218030237chop them
$77 Billion USD btw
>>218030216she's mid af and also a morondon't know why people here like her
>>218030249well yeah
>>218030239Couldn't you have just bought some apples?
>you are high inhib, probable battyman
>>218030237https://health.clevelandclinic.org/how-to-cure-ringwormAlso don't forget to wash and dry it properly after bathes. Humidity always helps fungi to spread
I fucking love stupid average white women
Sir Phimosis Stretcher
>>218030273thought so now bend over
I love fucking stupid average white women
I fucking hate stupid average white women
The lads
>>218030294I forgo + my dad already bought some fresh pineapples from fruit market a day before
The virtual world...it mirrors our own perfectly
right handed but southpaw stance
>>218030328
get a sick feeling whenever I think about my childhoodnot sure why
I hate fucking stupid average white women
was steaming in a chinky supermarket last night and asked the lad for a crab from the fish counter later decided i didn't want the crab and just bunged it behind some stuff on a shelf therefore someone today will have discovered my dead smelly crab
>>218030265This shit is taking the uncanny valley to the next level!!
>>218030298>>218030326>>218030327>>218030394the permutations
>>218030399Do you seriously ever buy just 1 crab and cook it up?
onto the third bottle of prosecco
Clean shaven. Always.
people are beginning to recognise that british food is elite
>>218030389Was it bad? I feel it too but mostly because of my traumas
get a tingling feeling in my arsehole whenever I think about my childhoodnot sure why
>>218030462Can't get British food in London mate
>>218030464a little bit
>>218030462you consume black mens poo particles each time you drink the water in london
Mum just told me her friend is spending the Christmas and new year in London as if it was a good thing.
>>218030082I suppose it feels like that
making shit music in Ableton
>>218030462Rome isn't even the best place for food in Italy.
making intelligent music in Supercollider
Making the next brat in ableton
>>218030462reckon people only claim to love italian and french food so much because it makes them seem culturedit's merely alright
Best movie of 2025? Worst movie of 2025?
making mid, generic pop music in Ableton
genuinely just wanking my cock not even joking
colliding large hardons in geneva
>>218030612what to x
>>218030605>still consooming popular media in almost 2026
>>218030541i don't get it
making poo in my bum
>>218030638savannah bond
>>218030650is it ready yet?
actually did a massive cum to the fleshlight thread on /gif/ earlier
Would you have sex with Ada Wong?
>>218030574is this hard to use
>>218030525mihai would have loved this post
>>218030641Between Christmas and New Year, it feels a bit like you're levitating in the chair in your study
big fan of horror films where it's like a woman taking revenge on evil men by chopping their bollocks off and that
>>218030612
>>218030668sum ting wong if you wouldn't
Nearly described a film as "kino" IRL earlier
>>218030661seen her with her tongue in a black mans arsehole before
>sum ting wong
got the red dead 2 onsucking a prosecco
is threads worth watching
>>218030754only /brit/ and /epl/
I don't listen to the opinions of poor people
this beer was a terrible shouti feel like death
>>218030754its really fucking depressing and difficult to wank to
Got mad DOMS in my 'ceps lads
looked at a school photo from when I was 17 and of the 24 boys standing on the final row (not including me) I would rate 4 of them as more attractive or equal to memental how I didn't shag at school
>proseccovile underclass slop at least get a cremant if you're too poor for something decent
>>218030806how many of the girls do you think have been blacked since it was taken?
>>218030806maybe you just overrate your looks
>>218030791not that hard really. there's a rape scene.
Finally been worn down by the formerly favourite online vendor sending me absolute dogshit weed so left a 1* review saying he's a dickhead
>>218030670It's a piece of piss but if you get filtered try Strudel
keep her barefoot and pregnant
>>218030806you've spent your time pondering how fit teenage boys are yeh?
had to wipe my arse after that fart
>>218030748didn't arsked
>great white sharks to go extinct in the medsurely thats a good thing
is Brutal Legend worth playing?
amy hunt reacting to my top 10 /brit/ posts
How do you maintain your posture?
>>218030891poo seal populations are going to skyrocket without their natural predators around
coco lovelock
is Wicked Goliath worth playing?
>>218030891yeah if you hate animals
>>218030921need her to do more anal scenes in 2026
is Demon Blood 6 worth playing?
>>218030828screamingalmost everyone does thisso funny seeing 4/10s think they're bee's kneeshere's a protipif you dont have women regularly commenting on how fit you areyou're not fit lmaothey are just like menthey like beign around attractive members of the opposite sex
is Raging Arkangel worth playing?
should i put money into a SIPP if I've already maxed out the ISA
lovely bit of slam poetry there from diego
>>218030983it's 30th december mate
having success with my mega lopunny and lucario deck in ptcgp :>
No actual discussions going on. Just asinine soliloquies. Shouting into the void.
is Dismayed Necromancer worth playing?
>>218031003so?
>>218031011wouldn't say no to sexy lady lopunny
Went on a Bumble date today.First one in my life at the ripe age of 28. Naturally, I had some prior illusions of kissing her and making love to her but when I saw her I realised she was a munter. I thought she werent too bad initially but then we went and got coffee and I had a good look at her and I just lost all interest. We just hung out for a couple of hours. I was cordial and kind but I really couldn't be arse much and in the end she sort of cut it short and I have not really interest seeing her again.What I hate is I just don't know where I rank in the modern dating world. I've shagged only 5 birds: one was fit as fuck, two who were average, one who looked like a lesbian and 1 fatty. Here I am with this gremlin and she doesn't even seem to bothered to be with me and she'll be the only girl I'll talk for months. Grim grim grim
jumping up and down and shouting
Balding and gaming
Right, watching someone like RC or Blinky play is madness. I've spent close to 1000 hours studying geoguessr metas and will never even be close to their level.
is Devoid Apocathery worth playing?
>>218030924they murder animals
>>218031029she is fit as fuck
>>218031055Just starting banging escorts lad, I lost my virginity a month ago and have had sex with three escorts since thenWay easier
>>218031080nowhere near as many as humans
is Klarced Creps worth playing?
Eating my beard
>>218031055you sound like a cunt mate
>>218031097you hate seals then
Hope you lads are all ready for Dry January
>>218031055KtiiiiimIt's depressing isn't it, you invest time and effort into a date just to arrive and realise they've completely misrepresented what they look likeAnd then they have the entitlement like you should be trying to impress themSick of it
>>218031145leave seals and great white sharks alone
is Go worth playing?
Went on a bunhole date today with a man I met on bumble 7/10 experience
>>218031168yeah if you like shit games
>>218031164great white sharks are going extinct. great news for all of their victims. we will remember them
>>218031185backgammon?
>>218031208>when my dad returns from the pub
BIG FAT POO FROM BUM SHITTY ARSE LEFT POOEY. THE POO, FIRSTLY, WAS BROWN. AND I POOED IT RIGHT FROM MY BUM. WITH POO COMING OUT MY BUM, IT WAS NICE FEELING. POOED AND THEN I DID SOME WEE AND THEN I STOOD. BUT THE POO WAS DONE BY THEN, ALSO SHOULD MENTION IT WAS FROM MY ARSE.
>>218031144How's that?
>>218031148quite looking forward to it
reckon girls sometimes dont wipe their arses properly after doing a massive poo?
the roman empiremuch to think aboutin a sense we are all romans
>>218031271grow up
can't do mental arithmetic to save my lifefucksake
Dry January? Would honestly rather be bummed.
>>218031273Should have been the Woman empire then we'd all be a bit better wouldn't we? I've always said women are the fairer sex.
>>218031286would you take a million wuid to never drink again
>>218031286bet you would poofter
>>218031148How much of a runt do you have to be to find not drinking hard?
>>218031273unconscious collective
>>218031271girls don't do poos you silly man
the scrandemic
Julius Geezer
>>218031296history? more like herstory x
bed time
>>218031322corrrrrr
>>218031318yes they do they do little rabbit poos
>>218031303?
>>218031300not even close>>218031303it's not about it being "hard" it's about enjoying yourself
>>218031322LUSH X4
>>218031322Lushberg
>>218031368same. im an alcoholic
>>218031300Absolutely not. I would need at least a billion to compensate for the damages to my mental caused by not drinking
mad how the common cold is in many ways worse than cancer
women should be given a stern talking toseaside mark should be impaled on a spike
Alcohol is soy
Julius Geezer is a Serious Savage
>>218031385frfri'd probably do it for 100 million10 million i'd be like hmmm probably not lol
>>218031385What would you do with a billion quid instead of drinking? It would be pointless
Chelsea XI: Sanchez; Acheampong, Chalobah, Fofana, Gusto; Caicedo, Enzo; Estevao, Palmer, Garnacho; Delap. Bournemouth XI: Petrovic; Jimenez, Senesi, Hill, Truffert; Scott, Tavernier; Brooks, Kluivert, Semenyo; Evanilson.
Julius Geezer Drinking Beer
zoomers don't drink
got some greasy paki rapist delivering me some slop x
RIP SEASIDEMARK!
>>218031438got a feeling delap will score today
>>218030541haha it does doenit
>>218031438>wes>delapit's over already
le ai slop gimmickwow how interesting
Deeply unfunny thread You all have a lot of growing up to do
Rape, sick, xanax penis
2026 finna be a movie Sub5 Incel Chud Who Forgets He Is Subhuman and Yearns For What Other Men Have
love eating my toenails
>>218031423Embark on a political career of course.
Wank, felch, bumhole balls
kick the ball again, did they?
the goat, unc had one arm and one eye, biggest balls on the planet, maybe napoleon's was bigger
Nottingham Forest XI: Victor; Williams, Milenković, Murillo, Zinchenko; Domínguez, Anderson; Hutchinson, Gibbs-White, Hudson-Odoi; Igor Jesus. Everton XI: Pickford; Patterson, Tarkowski, O'Brien, Mykolenko; Garner, Iroegbunam; Dibling, Rohl, McNeil; Barry.
>>218031271was with a slightly larger size 22 lass in uni a few times to get rid of the 'ginity and can confirm there was sometimes what felt like a whiff or off taste between her cheeks
Six six six, smegma, gay cuck
Burnley XI: DUbravka; Walker Ekdal, Esteve; Laurent; Ugochukwu, Florentino; Pires,Edwards,Tchaouna; Broja. Newcastle XI: Pope; Miley, Thiaw, Schär, Hall; Bruno Guimaraes, Tonali, Joelinton; Barnes, Wissa, Gordon.
>>218031423let's be honest if you had a billion quid you could get almost any woman you want in the world you'd have private jet etc like yes no alcohol would be grim but you would have literally everything you ever wanted at any moment except boozecan fucking fly to nyc for lunch if you so desirego see some girl
love the smells of flowers and baking bread
God gave the British man alcohol and a sense of humour as a way to survive the drudgery of living on a cold damp island with no sun and ugly womenPersonally I don't know how the muslims who live here don't go mad and try blowing themselves up- Oh wait!
I believe there's a sports board for this nonsense.
Feeling bored
>>218031612/brit/ is a sports thread
Perfection.
>>218031605loool
Karamdeep is on a bike and will be delivering my order by 7:12x
Due to a miscalculation, I have ended up with an extra £690 to end the month.What should I consoom?
>>218031712give it to a palestine aid charity
>>218031712Magic the gathering cards
Anyone else have a willy scared of water?Whenever I wash mine in the shower it shrinks into my body like a turtle hiding in its shell, I think it might be because I've got one of those hypersensitive willies
>>218031712Mortgage overpaymentOr extra rent payment if you don't own a house
>>218031712Buy a cubicle in the womens toilets at a popworld and replace the toilet with your face
>>218031712lego milky way
>>218031754you're describing a vagina there
Post New Years depression looms
might have a little cry
very hungover but starting to feel better now i'm sucking the liquid jew againwill this make me feel even worse tomorrow or should i just keep going?
>>218031840do it youll feel better after
NYE plans? and I mean NYE plans?
might slurp that lads tears off his cheeks
Just watched sinners. The verdict? Woke shite
>>218031847the hangover from last night was killeronly just eating now and its a chip butty as i cant stomach proper grub
>>218031879any butter?
might do that dry january bullshitgot far FAR too drunk the other night
>>218031888yeah, for the calories>>218031865order in a kizza and play some fallout, i reckon
>>218031808Well blimey would you look at that
megalithic tombscan't get away with that anymore
I wish I had the focus and ambitions of high level athletesGovernments are lucky they trick most of them into just playing sports for some trophies and money if they all decided to be supercriminals they'd be completely unstoppable
>>218031915You'll be craving the booze again after a week tops
been dry since september me x wont be touching the demon drink for the rest of my days
This Cock Goes Seriously Hard
>>218031915you the lad who tried to rape your female friend?
might sample a new linux distro in 2026
>>218031990I use mint btw
Whenever I don't drink for a month I don't notice any difference after the first week other than better poos
reckon magic used to be real
>>218031990Talos. Run your machines as a Kubernetes cluster. Seriously it makes you completely rethink everything and unlocks some crazy capabilities.
2026 plans? for me:>learn to drive or at least pass a cbt so I can ride bike>cure phimosis without getting it snipped off>increase my functional strength and stamina through weight training n that>less brit >>218031990Fedora on my PC, Arch on my lappyMight switch to Arch on my PC as I'm quite enjoying the AUR
>>218031962Last august for me never shall I imbibe evil intoxicants again
horsenberg status: excellent
>>218032076move out and get my cock chopped off
Just found out Games Workshop is a UK company. I didn't realise we had anything successful left. Why don't we do more about it
>>218032105Isn't only fans british?
>>218032104Don't fancy moving from Aldi to Waitrose or something?
>>218032105nation of autists
hurrre distros this distros thatjust need a computer that turns on and off and opens programs
>>218032105what about onlyfans
>>218032136>turning off your computerishygddt
>>218031322Shame you burnt the bacon
none of you are upper class
>>218032105we've got lots of successful fake banks over here
>>218032167i wish death upon the upper classes
>>218032076>2026 plans?For me, 2026 is the year I finally start living intentionally. I'm turning 29. It's time to get a move on.
>>218031808where's the rest of it?>>218032129no it's owned by a jew who sends the money he earns to israel to fund their bombing campaign
Just gotta resign myself to living a grotty schizo life methinks
>>218032136GNU/Linux does that. Windows also does that but gives you a bunch of bloat and spyware as well
in KFC, you want anything?
>>218032237bargain bucket
>>218032237i don't consume helpless chickens so no
>>218032237Any chicken going?
ate a bag of lamb and rosemary crisps imported from kent once
>>218032224living my best grotty schizo life x
>>218032237they got any chicken?
>>2180322376 Piece Bargain Bucket: ~£19.99 (with fries)10 Piece Bargain Bucket: ~£25.99 (with fries)14 Piece Bargain Bucket: ~£31.99 (with fries)lol
It's way too warm here to take a nap :(
kent mentioned, big up my garden of England mandem
>>218031990will make up for not sampling a womans vagina in 2026 i hope
>>2180322372 double chicken sandwich please. Make sure it arrives fresh
took a sip of wine and nearly boked immediatelymy poor brittle lungs and throat suffering from a deadly cold
>>21803229310 piece bucket used to be £10, sad
confessing my sins and washing away pain and guilt
>>218032237zinger TOWER meal
rape
>>218032237Grenfell TOWER meal
>>218032348my arse? :O
>>218032362Can you imagine
Welwyn Garden City... what exactly goes on there?
>>218032362spicyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTBlKRzNf74
*nasally nerd voice* Run your machines as a Kubernetes cluster.
For me it's a KFC salad
would piss myself laughing if a shop released a grenfell tower burger
I need a device that only runs brit and can be powered with water then I wouldn't need any technological device and could just live in a cave
>>218032237not a runt so im going to ask you to get food elsewhere thanks
>>218031243was just saying this down the pub
surviving
>>218032466reckon you could do this if you were that arsed
New year, same me
>>218031243this is what /brit/ used to be about
Arsenal XI: Raya; Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Hincapie; Zubimendi, Merino, Odegaard; Saka, Gyokeres, Trossard. Aston Villa XI: Martinez; Bogarde, Konsa, Lindelof, Digne; Onana, Tielemans; Sancho, Rogers, Buendia; Watkins.
>>218032498you can't step in the same river twice though
>>218032455flame grilled
>>218032508Is /brit/ really just a shithole? (Pun intended)
>>218032512who do you reckon has the biggest knob
>>218032534Can though can't you
>>218032542yes it's a reflection of the country at the moment
really struggling to get a steam on this eveningstill going to order more booze in though
>>218032512come on the villa
>>218032542Yes because every thread is infested with Rorke and his dogshit opinions
watching a memoria kino on youtube before the footy starts
>>218032512They don't play Thierry Henry anymore?He was sick on match attacks
>>218032603>>218032624I feel sad for you lads
>>218032588not the same river though is it
>>218032542Yes, because this thread is ASS.
bloody librarian dared shush me today the vile harpy
Man Utd XI: Lammens; Martinez, Heaven, Shaw; Dalot, Casemiro, Ugarte; Dorgu; Cunha, Zirkzee; Sesko. Wolves XI: Sa; Doherty, Mosquera, Krejci; Tchatchoua, J. Gomes, Mane, H. Bueno; Hwang, Arias; Arokodare.
>>218030082New>>218027073>>218027073>>218027073
2 bokkles of wine for tomorrowyummers
we don't need a third brazilian
>>218032675well it issaw the river nidd on sundaysaw it against todaysame river
stunningly beautiful december day out there. wont be stepping out not even for a moment. I've got wars to fight in my video game
>>218032682got shushed for sneezing oncehorrible old bat
HE POSTED AS IF LINKING THE NEW BUT UPON CLICKING THE LINK IT WAS NOT IN FACT THE NEW THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>218032685think you're funny púnk?
>>218032739done you
we don't need a third brazilian, we don't need any more swedes
thought kent was in west england, turns out its in the east
>>218032678Arse*
>>218032762it's in south east england actually
>>218032634she's a cute
man kick ball soon :)
>>218032772stone's throw away from france on the map
>>218032780yeah and funny and entertaining toothought i'd marry her but turns out she's married so i'll settle for watching her on youtube in my smelly flat
>>218032759våldtagna
woman kick my ball soon
>>218032812>>218032812
NEW>>218032826>>218032826>>218032826
>>218032809>våldtagna67
>>218032801it's 20 miles at the closest crossing
>>218032839no you 67
Have you done the shopping for New Year's already? I hope I have enough to drink. I got two six packs of Leffe Blond, four cans of Heineken and a bottle of port that is supposed to last for today, tomorrow and New Year's Day.
