Old memes edition
>u can’t stop timeMakes you think, doesn't it?
Hear me out, a prince of Wales… who’s Welsh
cold outside
>>218068617It does, it does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SunT26zHC6k
>>218068578I can't believe it you're like a year ahead of us!!
no kind of atmosphere
>>218068636Get them posted
>>218068578sckjfe
HAPPY POO YEAR
>>218068034Bradrey Warsh
>>218068541*dole music starts playing* was the first time I saw anything brit related on 4chan
*enters thread with icicles coming out of my nostrils*bit chilly out lada
Leftypol doing a read, reconsidering the Nazi perspective Rorke doing a read, burning his copy of Mein Kampf
>>2180680344 districts left to be processed for the /brit/ games!>Submit contestants under this post
had a shower FUCKING cold now
>>218068684Unfortunately a Bradley variant has already been chosen. Not added
>>218068617haha yes very goodexcept you can >1. By going beyond the event horizon of a black hole, time dilaton becomes so strong that time itself becomes meaningless>2. By travelling at the speed of light, Again time dilation becomes 100%, the end of the universe and the present moment will be effectively the same moment in time.
this is the world globetards live in
>>218068696PinkPantheress
AT THE JOB CENTRELIFE'S A LAUGHTHEY GIVES YOU FREE CASH FOR YOUR AUTOGRAPH
Got invited to a friend's house out of pity for nye and its nice
>>218068768good
leftypol celebrating 12,026 CE
christ almighty it sounds like fucking gaza out therewish the cunts would shut the fuck up so I can go to bed
>>218068759fit for a carbon based lifeform
>>218068749you don't really believe all that garbage do youbunch of egg heads sat around writing squiggles on some board saying "so time wont matter if you move too fast"no way to prove it, "just trust me". bullshit
>>218068735fuck up cunt
Hootenanny in an hour!!!!!
As of late December 2025 (Gregorian), the Jewish calendar is in the year 5786
>>218068786fit for a woman without a penis - of which i am generally not a fan of - that said she would be even fitter if she had one, and everyone knows it
Cannot find the fucking Goldie Looking Chain dole music song anymore wtf who deleted it
>>218068696Lord Goatis
>>218068696George Freud
>>218068789haha very goodexcept we've literally proven it with dozens of experimentswhen they put GPS satellites in the sky they have to account for both special and general relativity's effects on time dilationand because we know it so well we can (and must) pinpoint it with perfect accuracy
>>218068759lovely mixed race britain
this is what america used to be abouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8pndtA8raM
>>218068822https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Goldie%20Looking%20Chain%20dole%20music%20song Is that it right at the very top?
>>218068835bunch of rubbish. they say they've done it and retards like you just gobble it up unquestioning
>>218068809mad that the messah returns in the year 6000and we're going to only just miss out fucking GAY
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR WAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
>>218068855Nope
>>218068846mad that i used to fear this
>>218068749(You) can't do either of those
wtf! an innuendo with Stringer Bell!
far too many fireworks going off rn. they blowing their load too early
should have done wars like WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRS so it was mostly r not a
You can tell from the posts that people in here are getting more drunk as time goes on
Got me bum out for new years
kings of the galaxy
>>218068869this is a trekkie general, get the hell out of here
>>218068884sure you canYou can go #1, you'll just dieAnd you can do #2, you'll just have to be masslessIf a photon were sentient then the time of its birth vs the time of the death of the universe happen in the same instant.
>>218068891this the bent fella that's still single and living with his mum at like 40?another saville in the making
>>218068869
>>218068942>bent fella that's still single and living with his mum at like 40?wtf has Diego's identity been uncovered?
hunger games anon can't even get 24 replies /brit/ is dead
wheres twin
>>218068798only found out it's not live and is actually filmed in june the other day. felt like a right mong. no longer feels relevant to me though, as a new year thing you should have a look at.
>>218068696peak BoJo
>>218068941YOU can't
>>218068961star wars is just a less cerebral star trek, aye?
>>218068696Loadsomoney
>>218068696spaki
get a big kick out of watching women hold onto the poles as they get off the busbecause in that moment, theyre a pole dancer, whether they know it or not
timothy
>>218068942you underestimate the sheer number of bent lads living with their mums in their 40s lad. needle in a haystack.
>>218068696are belle
>>218068992probably killed themselves
>>218069019star trek is just a gayer mass effect
>>2180686964 SPOTS LEFT (maybe 3)
enjoy 2025 while you can, you don't know what's coming
>>218068961if these things can be readily handled and aimed with one hand what's the point in making the others so large and require two hands
>>218069019>>218069080Agree with both of these statements
>>218069062very coquettish pose there tim
>>218069074im doing that next year
>>218069006>>218069023>>218069071Added
>>218068910at least the dogs are upset lmao
>>218069119want some timmy...rescue timmy...
>>218069080mass effects plenty gay already innit
>>218069100they're more powerful, play more battlefront you ignorant slut
when you hear about jools holland hootenanny for the first time you assume it's some fun show but then you watch it and it's so boring and jools isn't charismatic at all. pisses you off doesn't it
just sneezed and my sneeze juice went all over my nice new bedsheets
2024: one first date - she wasn't interest but let me down gently 2025: one first date - she wasn't interest but let me down gently wonder what 2026 brings
ted kaczynski
>>218068696poo bardley
she's fit for a corporeal being
tuneget it blasting loudtunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yW52NbM1Nc
>>218069062>>218069091forgot to reply if i was the maybe x
>>218069125good lad/lass
>>218068696cute twink
>>218069177>ever getting a datefUCKoFFnEUROtYPICAL
>>218068992he always comes around at like 11ishreckon the cunt sleeps all day
>>218068696Sexual dominatrix
>>218069222this is a shaggers general
wont be taking a brainchip mefuck clankers
>>218069236Donald Spunk
>>218069162I liked it when it was a regular show and you'd have actual famous bands you wanted to see and not generic diversity picks singing gospel pop shite
never been on a date and i'm pushing 40
boobs
>>218069269saem
only reason i go to gymtoil is these days is to look at peng tings, if i must endure an hour or so of brutal cardio then so be it, i will become a marathon runner for the sake of looking at peng tings
Every date I've been on went nowhere. Just not interesting, you see.
i'm at the fucking ermmpubdoing massive drinks and ketamine for new years eveim not in my bleeding bedroom doing my blue archive dalies before I play minecraft but if I was then I'd be planning a Nether trip for a third wither skelly head so I can fight the wither tonight
can't believe its almost 2026 and No.218069269 has never been on a date, and i hear he's pushing 40
got it on
>>218069094Hows your new year going fin? Our new year isnt for another hour and a half ish
>>218069162yeh should be like the big breakfast was when johnny and denise were on it but new year
>>218069333good lad
i've been on over ten thousand datesi'm almost thirty years old, you see
>>218069177just remembered 2023 was a one first date but ghosted
>>218069338yeah and it should be live
TRIBUTES HAVE BEEN PICKED AND SHIPPED OFF THE ARENAThe 10th edition of the /brit/ games on new year's shall begin shortly
in 2026 i will fuck a fit tranny
i have a message for you lads from the incredible far future of 2026:doing a poo
>>218069370not far off 14000 days me
firework? yeah I'd hope so otherwise my food would be cold ehe
>>218069370oh my days he forgot to factor in leap years
>>218069370mad that i missed my big 10000 and didn't even realise it
>>218069373could get zig and zag in
fucking time travelling aussies
>>218069385bradrey warsh was too similar to bible accurate bradders but loadsemoney and Loadsomoney get inya ok bro
See you next yearHAHA J AH
>>218069385why is loadsemoney there twice you thick fuck
>>218069385dire state of affairs
>>218069395bit of a would-be fit tranny fucker are you?
>>218069385get in
>>218069457i'll settle for a male with a smooth arse
>>218069385>no poo seal>2 loadsamoneysfarcical
>>218069401are you the big black guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KtF4mX7rpU
wont be fucking or being fucked by anyone in 2026 due to being ugly beyond human comprehension
only 2:45 pm this side of the pacific
Not drinking tonight. Only incels and fedora freaks drink alcohol and go out for new years. Shaggers drink pepsi and watch anime in their bedrooms
Got big plans for 2026 lads. BIG plans. Can't go telling you now because that would spoil the surprise, wouldn't it.
And we're off..
Can drink five pints and I’m fine but one glass of wine and I’m pissed
riddick just said 6 7
what a qthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbaz_T6BN3g
>>218069385um umbunny is not safe
sucking on that one side of the crunchie bar filling that doesn't dissolve instantlyyou know the one
Got big pants for 2026 lads. BIG pants. Can't go telling you now because that would spoil the surprise, wouldn't it.
>>218069507restart it now you mong you messed up the tributes
>>218069496*surreptitiously smashes the GCHQ silent alarm*
>>218069477>>218069452Ahaha ok ok, 1 sec.RESTART. ALL CONTESTANTS THAT MAY HAVE DIED HAVE BEEN CLONED/REVIVED.
the machineberg wants to crunch me down and make me a fleshly appendage
my first wank of 2026 will be dusted off before 9am tomorrow
>>218069517when does he say 67
>>218069550>no poo seal>not a bradley to be seenwho do you think you are m9
Post songs that are about the new yearI'll starthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGB2DLbM9AU
>>218069578dunno its on telly some bloke's just been spiked through the mouth and his head fell off
Chinese bradley has been allowed in as a backup, as he was the first denied tribute. i think.
>>218069510https://voca.ro/18YLwFXHW7if
have wanked 205 times and spent 501 hours wanking this year. might need to give it a rest in 2026..
>>218069550poo, as it were, screa,ming
got the new calendar out to put up at midnight
>>218068855For the record, this is what I was looking for - https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1767221311788163.webm
idea for a gimmick in 2026: everyone posts their national insurance number
i'm ready to slide on our opposition my companions!
Mad how I used to sit on /a/ and participate in the new years eve threads while listening to anime songsGrown up now though, sit in /brit/ and watch ed, edd and eddy instead
mental
>>218069630tummy
And we are off... again.
>>218069669do chavettes like american boys
>>218069675SpongeBob big guy pants ok
spongebig bog buy pants ok
>>218069685that's a 15 year old girl
>>218069337afraid to report anime is still not real in 2026
Never had an anime phase to look back and cringe at Always thought anime was Jap rubbish.
>>218069688
are leisure centre gyms any good?don't want to go to some puregym type place full of mongs
>>218069711no it isn't
>>218069510
>>218069734They're a bit small and smelly. I like mine because it's only 28 quid a month and I have unlimited use of the gym, pool and health suite
right that's a woman pressing an unofficial my little pony branded vibrator to her princess wand
Tributes spread out from the starting area! Groups are formed and lines are drawn.
my anime phase turned into an esoteric japanese literature phase which I think turns women off even more
>>218069669this is still up at least, good timeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxH4-aoTlTw
bros...
>>218069740tell that to the judge
>>218069784um
off to wankouver
>>218069795this can't be
>>218069784NO UMBUNNY
i still buy DVDs
>>218069784
going full clavicular mode in 2026
>>218069795has she gone trans?
sharted meself
>>218069795Good to know he's still alive
>>218069784baesd fatberg
Only about an hour of 2025 left lads.
A trident heavy first day comes to an end...
2026 i'll deadlift 230kg
fucks sake stupid gay rabbit
stay safe gamershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i88PM8myrfE
>>218069767where
>>218069868a clue lost
Spending my new years researching the correlation between Sonic the Hedgehog and autism
going full caligula mode in 2026
>>218069878saved on my old laptops hard drive hehe
>>218069784guarantee that hatchet came from fry. lad can't help himself.
can a white boy not shake a lil ass to Magdalena Bay?
really looking forward to the promised post from clue gainer himself
>>218069868>blacks all dead on day 1
got the tunes on ain't i?
>Yellow warning of snow and ice>temperature 6 C
me my mum and brother have done nothing except sit here and drink and watch line of duty since 6
>>218069895need it posted asap
>>218069911gerry falling for the same trick he played on his daughter
>>218069911bojo gone
>>218069926
Much pent up anger from a quite shit year yet spills over into the 2nd day.
price of ram going upprice of gpus going upprice of consoles going up
Happy new year frogs and dagos and krauts et al
>>218069983corr ruby's arse finna explode
>>218069227slept for 7 hours
>>218069991whats wrong with her can she not swim or something?
>>218069983come on rorkeypoo
>>218069996I can't pay no doctor billsBut whitey's on the moonTen years from now I'll be payin' stillWhile whitey's on the moonThe man just upped my rent last nightCause whitey's on the moonNo hot water, no toilets, no lightsBut whitey's on the moon
>>218070013hiya lovely
Battyman fi dead
my dream next year? max out my stocks and shares isa
bradders will win
look at this
Day two ends not too much less bloody than the first.
>>218069395Love trannies me. I enjoy a nice beautiful cock but not a fan of men's faces.
>>218070054two retards staring at each other
the raped
got GB news on
Arianna Grande Japanese arc
>>218070054blaming you for going for a nap earlier
Happy New Years /brit/! <3 love you
fuck it supporting ariane grandethis is the shittest hungry games i've ever seen
in 2026 i will replace my sinful drinking ways with the sin of fornication
>>218070089try the frasier lad
>>218070114arigato grande>>218070115why
>>218070134
Just ate 3 packets of walker's crisps but it's new years eve so what can you do really
>>218070130fucks sake ruby
new jeans rocked up and they're fucking massiveliterally dragging along the floor as I walk
Finished Dandadan season 2 the other night and really enjoyed it, more so than the first season which felt a bit episodic at times.I do expect it to go downhill however as it seemed like the author was introducing way too many characters towards the end of season 2.
The remaining tributes wake up refreshed for day 3.
cant wait to do my first shit of 2026 ;3
>anon sucks a golfball and chokes to death
>>218070194big guy pants ok
>>218070128Think she's getting the patriarchy confused with The Patriots from Metal Gear Solid. It's no some secret club running the world
>>2180701622026 is going to be my frasier year but old habits die hard
said i was gonna read a book a week in 2025 and I read 0 but I promise in 2026 I will go through my backlogsALL MY BACKLOGS
>>218068696FUCK I keep missing these
>>218070241screma
>NOOOOO I don't want to leave 2025
already hear fireworksfucking mongs
>>218070248the la le lu la lo
>>218070248
think before you postcelebrate responsibility
>>218070254read about 10 me
>>218070279>i hate my ****** life
>>218070279fuck my nigger liiiiiiiiiᵢᵢᵢᵢᵢᵢᵢᵢ......
A never before seen event shocks the arena's inhabitants!
right off to gym to be the first person there to bench lmao1pl8 in 2026 which means i officially own the gym for the year
involcing
>>218070307get them opened but keep the welsh and scottish ones closed
>>218070307
One year of duolingo, I still can't speak Spanish. Waste of fucking time
>>218070288if /brit/ still exists in 2029 the nigel version of this is going to hit like a truck
anyone else boyvulating rn
>>218070326
The Asian Fanny. Divine.
>>218070321bradleycide ;_;
>>218070341Yeah bout time the English got their hands dirty
>>218070370don't know what that is what evil perverted queer nonsense is that
Omg hurry upppp
leftypol kissing his boyfriend at midnight
>>218070288why's the file named arsebandit? Think this is a homophobic attack. Homosexuality is a protected characteristic.
either gonna quit \bwit\ or nicotine as my resolution
>>218070350Toca me penePuta madre¡Saludos!Jajajajajaja
>>218070370on my man period atm
>>218070375
>>218070393yeah we know you all live in your own filth
women need to imagine you physically dominating them in bed to be attracted to you
Both bradley walshes fall tragically to the trackerjackers. Night falls.
hearing sirens outside imagine having your whole year ruined 12 minutes in
Might watch Adolescence again to ring in the New Year
>>218070423
Was gonna shag the missus at midnight but she's sleeping and I'm drank so much alcohol I'm tired and getting it up will be a struggle
can't getting ignored in the watsapps by my few "friends"
>>218070350This book is goodhttps://download.fimsschools.com/ebooks/Complete%20Spanish%20Step%20By%20Step%20Book.pdf
>>218070423been off the nicotine since monday me
Supporting the Australian wine industry by drinking a lovely jammy red roo
da went to bed at 8:30 and mum went up at 10
anyone got the trans girl period cramps webm
>>218070355>I suffer in Britainnia
In barely three days we see the starting lineup of tributes already cut in half.
i come from the year 2026, shit's still gay, don't come here
scared to go out for a fag in case one of my housemates sees me and realises I'm doing nothing on nye
i think we both know you won't do either of those considering you've failed to quit nicotine this year too AND you post here every day
>>218070527cwltshc
>-8c on saturday
>turning 30 next year
some mong on here earlier had never heard of ronnie wood
my resolutions are to get my own flat and start therapy these are both scary but i think achievable xx
>>21807054831 for me
>>218070530ktim been smoking in the kitchen so my neighbours don't see me
rorke cowering under the bed from the fireworksleftypol cheering on hamas
>>218070530you mean one of the hose housemates also not doing anything lol lmao even
new>>218070569>>218070569>>218070569
>>218070548sctimwhere does the time go
>>218070546
>>218070350el gato es grande
>>218070554Is he the Scottish midget
>>218070542very rude
Another poor old soul freezes under Starmer
>>218070370
>>218070605noooo that was my first submission to this thing
>>218070505just put away a bokkle of 19 crimes
the year draws to an endthe sun sets with a hazy glowthe year starts a new
>>218070833Ah right just the zero recognised memes then
cheering for the rorkester
how do i know its about to be 2026 when i wasnt here for the first 2000 years
get the wog music started
