Happy New Year Take 2 edition
poo
horrible fucking woke new year
willy
why is ww1 germany there
2025 chads where we at
happy new year
https://www.twitch.tv/limealiciouswe are here
dogberg is fucking TERRIFIED, hate fireworks so much
quietly humming :>
>>218072360im watching kuhbie instead
the lovely levels are so high the meter broke x
>>218072345thats man united FC im pretty sure
i just want a boyfriend for the new year
>>218072377humming of shite
catbergsteinowitz sleeping through these fireworks. Why are dogs such fucking pussies?
>>218072376
>>218072390Same
Sick of people pretending like Totalitarian governments and the like are a bad thing Why exactly would a law pass saying all junkies will be killed next time they are caught taking any drug stronger than cannabis
>>218072381and the energy levels?
2008 lads can legally post here this yearme in 2008? was sat in my evil incel lair playing runescape and world of warcraft
Is it just us and Portugal celebrating right now?
Would be terrible if a truck of peace interrupted this
genuinely roaring imagining all the dogs having heart attacks over that firework show
wish someone would just bomb all those freaks in London right now
>>218072398Define cannabis. Do you include spice and that shit?
playing metaphor refantazio
2026 already looking grim. fuck this gay planet
Happy hannukah mate
I love watching old Chicken Connoisseur videos. Peng.
What do you reckon Keir Starmer is doing right now?
>>218072408ktim
>>218072399energy++ (only tech geeks will get that)
>>218072394Yes to what?
Happy new year lads
>>218072416not lovely little lamb post
>>218072438Sending the police round to>>218072415>>218072417
>>218072445You know what
i'm 37 this year
Happy New Year bros
haha lol.....
>>218072416gave my old lady some treats and pets as she doesn't know what to do with herself when its loud
HAPPY NEW YEAR
accidentally left dogberg tied up in the city centre for half an hour oh well i better get to bed to get pick him up in the morning
>>218072444void yam(int nuggets) {..for (int i = 0; i < nuggets; i++) {....energy++;..}}yam(24);
suicide 2026 or fix my life 2026
>>218072479
these jeans are fucking massive genuinely like the legs are like 4 of my leg
>>218072479haha yeah loooool
COMMENCE THE ETHNIC MUSICCOMMENCE THE ETHNIC DANCING COMMENCE THE FOREIGN MERRIMENT
>>218072495Flip a coin>>218072496Liz Truss tried and failed. Never going to happen
>>218072426No I was using cannabis as a reference for a weak drug Normal mid strength cannabis no extra potent shit or hash that junkie scum will use to try and get around the rule
>>218072495You got this x
>>218072486scream
2026: the year of global war and terror
big guy pants ok
Even Daxflame got an asian gf, what's your excuse?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au0GRwnTVsI
Why did they have to bring up minorities and Islam in a new year’s fireworks display
>>2180724952026 looks grim but the worse things get, the closer a turnaround is.So let's give this rotten year another try lad
>>218072479Thanks for ruining my year. Was going alright til this.
>>218072514Seems a bit vague. Should probably kill anyone using weed at all to be sure
>>218072491
jools got the koons on
right that's the first wank of the year done and no longer want a gf
mornin lads, happy new year x
>>218072495think I'll go for suicide
>>218072548this one is actually fucking mentalmaybe you do need a job lol
>>218072483>yookayYour resolution in 2026 should be to stop using this globhomo acronym
>>218072532i'm an incel freak with no friends and no social skills
>>218072565same but gay but gays fuck anything so i get some boypussy
>>218072548
>>218072547I’m open to the idea but I would expect them to hash out the details, one supplied weed that can’t be altered that is medium strength as I believe the populace deserve something to take the edge off Everything else you die
plans for first wank of 2026?
>>218072512BPCR
>>218072561by all means we can start the new year with a vicious months long argument if you'd likejust say so x
>>218072479michael myers pov
rorke being forced to watch the fireworks and fuming over sadiq khan
>>218072562U have a problem with UK? UKan't B serious
Snail Mailhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21ix1OwPoY8
>>218072587some random colombian bird on chaturbate
>>218072593no thank you lovelyi was only joking :(
>>218072495suicide and pussying out because im a coward for me
>no Happy new Years>no good cheer>just spaki spamming on his altsSuch a fucking grim New Year
>>218072604>some random colombian bird that's the entire site these days
>>218072586>everyone who is worse than me is a criminalThis is the same logic that keeps billionaires in power. I think if you want real change, you might have to be willing to die as an example
Happy New Years fellas.I'm so lonely.
Did God not have a Plan B when Aids failed? Just let the gays win is that it eh God?
>>218072638
>>218072610thought so*sticks my head under your umbrella jeans and licks a strip up your calf*
>>218072406I was smoking weed in my mates back gardenmeanwhile rorke was shitting his pants and crying
asmr time, night ladsx
>>218072638happy new year lonelylad
Why are gays so horny for sex all the time it’s actually disgusting, why don’t they have the same attractiveness hierarchy and build up that women and attractive men have You could be a normal looking dude and post on a gay dating app and have 20 ripped chads desperate to suck your cock within minutes
saw a foreignernew year ruined
>>218072643schreming
>>218072514>Normal mid strength cannabis no extra potent shit or hash that junkie scum will use to try and get around the ruleyou are utterly clueless lmao
>>218072649*gets hard*
>>218072660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCrxoK2nZlsman was on it time to run in 2026
>cymru in the middleLet’s gooooooMy GOAT sadiq khan
How's GF 2026 going so far lads?
>>218072662soz x
da got about 4 texts at the strike of 12 he's in bed you fools
>>218072660>You could be a normal looking dude and post on a gay dating app and have 20 ripped chads desperate to suck your cock within minuteswrong
>>218072673started running back in september, did it like 3 times before dropping it. it's kinda stupid
>>218072636I’m not a junkie scum and don’t take drugs >everyone who is scum who ruins life for everyone else should dieYes that’s exactly what I believe
family didn't bother with it this year. was going to go and sit with them for a bit, pretend i'm above all the jules holland stuff like usual but they've just gone to bed. i get it
>>218072675>England>Scotland>Wales>no Northern IrelandWhy is he fucking like this?
i'm 26 and still dress like a gothi need to grow up soon i reckonbut i won't lol
>>218072496do white people even rule this cunt at this point?
>>218072675USA bros.... our response?
shan't be wanking this year. the next time i cum will be in a vagina or in a condom in an escort
https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadowour girl is crying
>>218072677might hop on them someone must be desperate
>>218072675what is with all the foreign flags?
>>218072710Nukes I hope
There shall be no sleep period tonight The street party continues
>>218072727London is a global city
happy new year lads
simply cannot go on like this in 2026 will not survive the year if i don't change my situation and not even exaggerating or joking
>>218072675No sorry I won’t be giving him props if you heard the audio on bbc1 it was all “England England England England” fuck that shit this is the united kingdom stop using those 2 interchangeably
>>218072707angola was more important we need a big machete on theresame with the old afghanistan flag for some reason
craig david proper bo i tell thee
Have a junkie living the flat below me How do I make his life a living hell like he does to me? The more detailed suggestions the better
>>218072745you've got this sister x
>>218072757Wait until he purchases illegal drugs and then phone the police
>>218072757put your dick through his letterbox
>London has fallen>Can't get a gf>Don't want to sell my soul to wageslavery>AI going to kill society anywayCan't be arsed with 2026 lads honestly
>>218072675They put the English flag up then added the rest, eh?Get a little dig in there did they?Zogged nation
>>218072727I made that pepe
keep cumming on your floor until it leaks through
>>218072708Just dress all in black
um??
Arguing with the leftypolfuMight tell her to go and fuck herself
>"Sara Sharif was hooded, burned and beaten during two years of abuse before her death in Woking."
>>218072762um remember we're not sure about that yet
fireworks are a bit paki, white people don't really do them
>>218072774hahahahahahaha good joke anon
>>218072774They legit don’t care I’ve tried this, he is legit on meth or herion all day everyday
>>218072803clean drawssticky floors
>>218071856Dunno, is Diego around?
>>218072745would changing your situation even help?for me, I don't think it would. the pain of so many wasted years is too much.
>>218072800
>>218072823>>218072825Video him while high as evidence.
>>218072831don't knowmaybe
>>218072816all the posts about being dysphoric were just banter then
>>218072745There have been moments of lonliness this year i've never known. Like you say, this feeling that it can't go on, that my body is in pain, that I simply can not fathom going on being so alone and so unknown and yet the days continue the same.I for one will NOT be doing anymore of that. Don't care what I have to do but I will be doing everything the opposite of what I did last year. Even it if it fails, I have nothing to lose.
this is the year when we embrace each other like brother, m8's, the tories will be undone and we'll have a great big EU army to menace Russia with by the next NYE!
feeling really depressed about the new year
Watching bbc alba for the only kino new year on tv.
>>218072727We're a fake and gay country
what will be leftypols main complaint this year?
>Error: You seem to have mistyped the CAPTCHA. Please try again.Mistyped it did I? With the scrollbar? Why you little...*lunges at the captcha box*
DONT say “new years” around Scottish people it’s HOGMANAY!!!
didn't go downstairs and can hear mum crying her eyes outher sister invited her over but she chose to stay here and feel sorry for herself
what country even is this blue+white onei see kvetching that they took the star of david off israel but it's much easier to just leave them out entirely than be that petty
>>218072853Why aren't you on the front lines comrade?
>>218072398So when you go to a party and someone offers you some coke and you have a bit, you'll then be arrested and sentenced to deathYeah nice plan Rorke
>>218072848be nice i dont know if i want to be a woman or if i just don't want to be ugly as fuckeither way nose job is on the cards
>>218072841credit me next time
All I literally want is a girlfriend. I don't care if i'm living at my mums the rest of my life in our shoebox house, living off bennies, so long as I have a girlfriend I would be happy.
first meal of 2026soba teriyaki flavoured pot noodle250ml bottle of irn-bru
>>218072887eh yeah probably is worth getting into therapy and figuring that out first thendoubt you're ugly though
>>218072883because I'm Slovenian, we're not a warlike people, nor interested in the goings on in the ex-USSR
all of you have had sex
>>218072878AI nigeria
>>218072745For me it's quitting toil on MondayFor you it might be something different
>>218072866i say new years because hogmany is annoying to say>>218072894no
feeling very sad about my cold and my upset tummy
>>218072886Yes, grow up and stop doing drugs its bad for you you stupid paki retard lmao
I’m going to get a girlfriend. 2026 is my year
that's the chicken chow mein ready meal for breakfast then
>>218072877only got one mum just go say happy new year lad
>>218072562Am I supposed to say "the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland" instead?Maybe you'll say I should call the country "Britain" but I think "the UK" is better because it includes Northern Ireland (which of course is not located on the island of Great Britain)
>>218072845He has sheets covering all his windows
doesn't mean anything anyway. not like there's a mark on the sun that says start here.
happy new year lads, may you find everything you seek
>>218072878El Salvador
I feel the shit rumbling in my gutsI think it's time for the first poo of 2026
>>218072904genuinely am hideous
>>218072926wow what a homophobic post
It's honestly not that hard to stop being a VF if you have somewhat decent geneticsIf you're genetic garbage then there's no real way to help you aside from expensive surgery
if Norn and Scotland leave the UK, would it still be called the UK or would you just call it England
>>218072926Happy new year
>>218072587Israeli
>>218072946i couldnt hold mine in...
right that's me off to puregym to... have a look around...
>>218072727London has people from all over the world. You'd know that if you ever left your smelly bedroom
>>218072958we always look worse in our own eyes
popular knapsack with many different locations
>>218072939I seek an American passport where is it
Catberg wishes EVERYONE at /brit/ a happy new year
mum and stepmum aff tae bed already
>>218072943then what are these two?
>>218072983damna city full of foreigners on benefits
>>218072992Want to punt its little gremlin face into the fireworks
>>218072918Oh yes of course i should go to the anime website and start whining about brown people like a little bitch instead, right?
Blwyddyn Newydd Dda o Gymru!!!!!!!!!!
any good live telly going?
>>218073012el salvador and honduras
>>218072926nah that's the attention she's craving, my new year's resolution is to not indulge her anymore
waked in t'gym and saw some lad on the treadmill full tilt sprinting and he maintained that for at least 10 minutes, mental
>>218072992now that is one good catberge
loneliness has followed me my whole life. in bars, cars, everywhere. there's no escape, I'm gods lonely man.but this will change in 2026. I will get a girlfriend. I will no longer be gods lonely man
my mothers are now dancing in the kitchen
Fucking hate mirrors When I look in the mirror I look like a somewhat decent looking Chad but I genuinely look like a disgusting mutant in cameras How am I supposed to pursue life not knowing if I’m a mutant or fuckable
>>218073044shouldve licked the sweat off his pits
>>218072877hope this is a lie
>>218073012>>218073041the other one wasn't el salvador it was guatemala
>>218072958
>>218073012 Hey I see my flag next to Georgia and Denmark
>>218073031ronan keating is on bbc one
body dysmorphia is hell wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy (you know who you are)
>>218073054How many mothers do you have?
We are being oblitherated by snow right now, how's new year's eve in Bonngland?
>>218073019>>218073048Dichotomy of man
>>218073054If I was there she’d be whining on me fr
>>218073041then who is this next to macedonia and palestine and below japannot the light blue horizontal stripes one to the right of japan>>218072878
scranned all the chocolate meant for the next few days haha wifeberg gonna be fuming, should go and buy some replacements she'll never know x
>>218073054>my motherscall tham dykes on my french behalfbut gowon, la, have some fun
on grindr looking for a twinknot working out.,..
>>218072724i like vtubers as much as the next paedo but that one's a bit too mental for me
>>218073082doxxable information
>>218073076not live though is it. filmed in april
>>218073085the news has been calling this the worst winter blast in years, hundreds dead, millions without electricityit's over
right 2026 not off to a great start
just having a think about how I've been genuinely evil to every person who's ever cared about memight just kill myself
>>218073119you're joking!
>>218073085all fine here must be the one place without any snow at the moment
>>218073115why do you specifically seek out men that closely resemble a young, hairless boy?
>>218072983So? It’s still an English city. The foreigners can either blend in or leave. You aren’t obligated to accommodate their differences.
>>2180731152 handsome gentlemen & a slammin pair of tits
Out on the prowl in Manchester Gay Village, going to save from boys from their gf's if you know what I mean
>>218073118Normal people have only one mother, you freak.
>>218073159>Gay VillageIt's more of a novelty street
>>218073152>immediately thinks of childrengrim
>>218073140poo yourself? me too
>>218073141if you can recognize it you arent beyond redemption
>>218073141i do this too always pushing way the ones i love until they hate me
stormy out
Hello my literal enemies
>>218073159make sure they don't wake up this time
right, first cleaning of the teeth and first sleep of the year
>>218073187done it with literally everyonewill do it with this lass too it's just a matter of timei should die
>>218073178>A "twink" is a slang term from gay subculture for a young, slender, and boyish-looking man.do you dispute this?
getting a GF is easy>go to church>befriend all the old biddies>go to all their knitting groups etc, become the "nice young man">wait for them to introduce you to their single granddaughtersliterally CANNOT fail
What is the Greatest of All Time nude chav slag picture or video
>>218073085>oblitherated
first wank of the year out of the way
wait a second clue gainer told me he'll make a post >>218073206please stop it
gonna start a family this year
maybe i do have the bipolar
>>218073219>slang for a man
>>218073234why
>>218073222It's a slag wanking with a hairbrush that has long been deleted by google because it was a bit too noncey
2026 done my mental health in already
>>218073206go bed
>>218073220Mental how the asian brain works I genuinely can not think of anything that would get a woman less wet than her grandmother introducing her to a young incel who hangs out with old ladies
>>218073248cause you should turn it around and have a beautiful rest of your life and be kind and loving
not sure whether to quit smoking now because it’s 2026 or finish this last pouch of baccy
If they want to watch the fireworks next year I'll just leave the room for menthol elves
>>218073197Ah sir good evening to you!
can literally see myself getting older. will probably have grey hairs in a few years too. fuck my incel life
>>218073252I assume it was noncey then?Can you give me a non noncey answer to my original question you weird freak
>>218073283I'm bald
>>218073273i don't do it on purpose
>>218073283Wait till you get grey nose hairs and pubes LOL
>>218073281any resolutions ziedy?
olderfatterbalder
Mad how the first hour of the year is the fastest
girl fucks herself with a brush its hoti fuck myself with a brush its gaydoesnt make a lick of sense
Just got back from family party, was ok. Happy New Year lads, hope you all had a good evening <3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeYCyCaK_5k
>>218073283Alright but I bet pic on right has a slammin pair of tits
>>218073260that's cos you're zogged mate, i thought chuddies wanted a nice church going girl thesedays?
>>218073308the motto >>218073298well you've got a fresh start so nut up and get it right this time
>>218073296i'd be too if it wasn't for fin (SAW). but in hindsight it's a massive waste of money since it didn't fix my inceldom
wants my new fucking trainers arrive I can go for my first run of 2026!!!!!
thinking about the friend of like 7 years with which i blew up our relationship forever for absolutely no reason
>>218073339was literally just thinking of my friend of like 5 years that i met off /britfeel/ who i randomly freaked out on one day and just completely cut them off
>>218073260*VPN nonce brain
cut my finger like 2 months ago and it still hurts if i press on it
>>218073333was on it for three years and made no noticeable difference other than dampening my erections was already too far gone by then, I guess
>>218073351i did exactly the same thing maybe i am bipolar after all
This is OUR year. This is OUR moment.
>>218073365it was over some perceived slight from years ago as well lol
im sorry i miss you
>>21807328310 trillion simps would still drag their dongs through miles of broken glass to hear her fart through a walkietalkie
NO BLACKPILLING 2026 is our year
right why has some fucking cunt just let off massive fireworks now when its almost 1 o clock I just calmed my fucking dog down from before managed to get him into bed calm and brushing my teeth and then some fucking pikey bastard decides to do them NOW why now now my dog is gone mental again
>>218073356thats fucked up
>>218073395All well and good saying that on 1 January. But come say 8 June will you remember?
Enjoying the ceilidh
>>218073395there's many bints at da pub
Might have ever so slightly overdone the drinking
>>218073391same! they gave me another chance and i freaked out again when they couldnt apologise for something they didnt even know they'd donei am such a piece of shit
>>218073401Does it feel weird like we are time travellers and you are stuck in the past you’re stuck in 2025 like and we are in the future
It'll all be ok
>The Kooks>In TYOOL 2026It's so over
>>218073434No
The NHS is a fucking embarrassment why do we treat it like it’s a good thing.It’s not free I fucking pay for it out of my taxes and I get the worst health treatment on earth. I never ever get check ups and I have to fight through a gauntlet just to speak to a doctor and if I have any actual issues I go on a three year waiting list.Why can’t I opt out and pay for my own fucking healthcare like the US
wish i could drive rn, would just go for a new year's inceldrive while listening to deafheaven
Happy New Year and death to all niggers.
left earstein ringing it in with nonstop production of foul smelling grimeneed some folk remedies asap
>>218073434time is a human inventionnothing changed for the rest of the universe
>>218073461
>>218073405don't patronise me
>>218073452Chances are you’d get pulled by the rozzers if you went now
>>218073423why has no one started a crack report on youtube>ahhhh, there was sean-nos at tha pob, so a fellar moight say the crack way hoigh this week! I'm yer host The Paddy O' The Week and this has been the Crack Report!
>>218073452>Driving with drunken idiots walking on the roadI've driven during big events and you'll always have mongs suddenly run on the streets
>>218073486so. i don't drink anyway
>>218073450>>Why can’t I opt out and pay for my own fucking healthcare like the USbut you can
Happy new year lads.I love each and every one of you, my brothers
>>218072432erling haaland woman
