Happy New Year from all the Girls at Page 3 edition
tattoos are for gimps
Jet Lag: The Game just released an episode in their Hide and Seek Across the UK Series where they went to Cheadle
New year's resolution is to get better sleep ladsno longer will i wake up because i'm hungry, too hot, or because there's a loud noise or light shiningNoise cancelling headphones? ONSleep mask? ONRoom temperature and humidity? CONTROLLEDTummy? FEDWifeberg? kicking me in her sleep and waking me up anyway haha x
>>218074621doesn't make sense, can't see their tattoos through the suit
might get a tattoo to cover up theself harm scamrs
>>218074605quality editionabout to drink some guinness myself actually as a matter of fact
insane how throughout all culinary existence they haven't found a method to make le weed gummies not taste like dogshit
alright lads. i bought my ticket for 1 to see stranger things finale in the theatre. leaving in a bit. cant wait! see you in the new year x
>>218074647what kind of literal fucking retard wakes up in the middle of the night due to hungerare you a toddler?
go to bed
>>218074657Knew a girl who did this but they just looked shit. Its a shame because she was a qt but she had BOTH self harm scars and shitty tattoos
got the depeche mode on
PENG
>>218074673you never been starving at like 3AM cos your last meal was 12 hours ago?Are you a fatty?
Tattoos only work if you already look hard if you’re getting them in an effort to look hard you end up looking like a bigger faggot
>>218074605If it should ever be said it should be said now: Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant are not nice people!
If that dice has a 'one' face up, I thought, I'm going downstairs and rape Arlene
>>218074660Turn the shower on problem solved
wish i were allowed to visit Mecca
>>218074693rorke's dad posting a meme about dropping a nuke on this place on facey b x
done a cry so should be ok for the rest of the night
>>218074676my boss's daughter had self harm scars on the insides of her upper thighs. i always debated whether to mention it to her but i figured she knew and it was just one of those things teenager go through now
you still live with your parents, btw
>>218074696>dinner at 3pmyou literally are a toddler aren't you
need a boyfriendNEED
>>218074696are you on some prolonged fasting diet or what
this generation is so unserious i love it x
>>218074730London?
>>218074693mad how you can't go there unless you say alamadillila or some rasheed curse incantation that apparently turns you into a muslim
>>218074725wahts wrong girlie
just got one big self harm scar, wanted to see what it was like
radar alert...radar alert...attention needer signal detected
>>218074763lose weight alert!
almost kino time
>>218074751truro/falmouth
idiot alertbleep bleep
>>218074728>>218074741It happens sometimes x>>218074763here have some attention lad
I need to sniff Emma Watson's girl gas.
that saudi prince fella's great grandad was born in 1850
>>218074767the raped also the last two digits of your post number
>>2180747723 eps in me, like it so far.
>>218074726How'd you see the inside of a teenaged girl's thighs then?
>>218074763
>>218074773have you ever met 3kliksphilip
>>218074773That accentVileYou better be cute
Since I won't be posting in /brit/ for a while I just want to say all the things I couldn't normally say *begins choking up slightly*NiggersWilliesBig williesNiggers*tearing up*Poo nigger
still havent had sex without paying alert!
>>218074792thats why i didn't want to bring it up
>>218074621every woman on tinder has tattoosstarting to notice a patternfemcels and tattoos
brotherberg is almost 27 and he still plays with his forelock of hair like a fucking toddler and acts all cute at home like he isn't hurtling headfirst into being a genetic dead endgod i hate him
so many wanks ahead of me this year
Feeling blackpilled & furious
>>218074823Talking about yourself aren’t you
>faggot alert is going crazy itt
>>218074818u dirty dawg u
Weird image from an ad I got
>>218074810post of the year so far
ewrgthyjghfgjhdf ghtrdfh q
still got 6 hours of 2025. My new year? full of promise. Yours? Off to a bleak start
The only worky-worker-workerinos fascists like are forelock-tugging servile lumpen.The active, class-conscious proletarian is a direct threat to the hysterical coke-snorting Nietzschean would-be aristocrat, and that's why the Cheka was entirely justified in flaying them in basements.Muscular Bolshevism.
>>218074854lol looks like an ad for meth
https://skipthegames.com/img/010/Nzg2OTE5NGYxOGViZTM3MjAzMjA5MDlmNjRlZTYxOWNkYzUyZGNm.webp
youre not sentient, btw
my 50 books in 2026 starts in the morning
might fuck attention needer
Its mental that barely even that long ago the whole point of going out was to meet up and hook up with the opposite sex. Now most of us are afraid of talking to a women lest she calls the police. I know it isn't that deep but just think not even that long ago if you spoke to a bird she knew you wanted to shag her and if she kept speaking to you then you knew she wanted to shag you. Now who knows
weeing
I hate it that google keeps ceonsiring it's ai chatbotyou used to be able to draw pretty good NSFW stuff but now the stuff that was okay 2 months ago only gives you>content blockedonce you type the prompt
>>218074854that's a man
shalln't be clicking that
In 2026 I won't be seeing a single gingernonce post
not clicking that but thanks for avataring so i know to report it
>>218074883it is morning, choppy chop lad
me like firework cos they they go bang! heh
Are you a Folville or a Coterel?
actusally extremely drunk dont feel good
Alright, before I got to bed - which one?
Fucking hate spastic wanks and assies in this thread whilst I'm trying to imitate British people and their patois
Drunk by myself off one 660ml bottle of Birra Moretti. But I'm not drunk, am I, dear friends? ... I have you...
rorke not outright saying but definitely thinking the phrase "release the kraken" when he sits down for a poo
got hard looking at that
just found out Yale university in america was founded by a Welshman
>>218074923Great i missed it
>>218074923quite peng isn't it**i haven't actually clicked it so i'm not sure if this video is completely legal
>>2180749302nd below 76
Ok so the gay porn spam has started, next up is the yank nonce
>>218074930bottom rowblonde sixth from the left
>>218074930All underage. Tut tut
>>218074929quick deep breath in through noseslow breath out through mouthrepeat for 5 mins
right fuck this
mousey (SAW) was assassinated by Sir Kier Starmer before he could go live and spill the beans about the grey squirrels
>>218074929Have a little nappy nap (sitting upright)
>>218074934I meant "not alone"...
gay aussie has good taste
>>218074978
>>218074930What a sad little life
once wanked over cedric sneer
>>218074950Meant to be called Wales university but they misspelled it
here's a chicken-and-egg hypothetical for you lads:does your bum smell like poo, or does poo smell like your bum?
>>218075010>here's a chicken-and-egg hypothetical for you lads:clueless dumbf*ck
still refreshing the twitchhavent given up hope
>>218074994the nappington as it were
>>218075010neither actually cause I just did my first poo of the year AND washed my bumhole in the shower
actuayl about to wee myselt
You're gay if you wouldn't eat her poo.
>>218074950not true at all
gingernonce came in and just went straight to meltymode without even pretending to be having a normal one
>>218075040KillYourselfYouFucking Idiot
>>218074823Fucking hell it's time to move on mate
>>218075019it's just not happening.
>>218075035fuck off nanberg
My nigga K Star is just waiting for the right moment now to switch off 4chan access, he has a big button on his desk to do it, costed 4 million pounds of taxpayer money that button
mad how in the dating world women only really had one rule of "don't be fat", and now they don't even have to do that, they just claim they're "curvy" and start talking about their FUPAlads remember, the fat 30 year old single mum has better odds than you, I would post the puking pepe but i don't have it x
>>218075053mad how you remembered that post
>>218075046He's been in a right state for a few weeks now. With any luck he'll kill himself and we'll be spared his pedo freak posts.
>>218075059o faithless and perverse generation
*fucks you in*
>>218075085based botty basher
hiattentioned needed
>>218075046he never recovered from bookgate
id like to apologize for my behavior. i wont make any excuses id just like to say after the accident im more quick to anger. now, ill be leaving this thread. it was nice to get to know each of you and i hope you all have wonderful lives. goodbye
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Anticommunists think the point of life is to be a shucking and jiving forelock tugging cretin who cares about nothing but making money.
>>218075099hiya
We at /brit/ wish a Happy 60th birthday to the STUNNING Gong Li!
Tom Grennan sex arse
>>218075099https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltLOrgnfW9w
>>218075117attention needer neesd a hug
>>218075126Tankies are more of the same. For me it's total anarchy
thunderous farts tonightbelly was large too
I miss the lad who used to sing on vacaroo
>>218075131hre grwe up in cornwall my dad says he saw him at the bowgie in the 80shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2n9qird57g:>
>>218075132*hugs you until you fall asleep*
>>218075148Alri Emma
any british lads in?
Have you ever lived anyone so much you would do everything to be with them but they disappeared from your life forever
i've got some attention for you
>>218075164possibly the only good thing to come out of that dump
>>218075175A crying shame what happened to are will
Muffled shouting voice in the background: STOOOOOPPPP....BREEEEXIIIIIIIIT
no more nword music in 2026
>>218075175I'm English
>>218075187
>>218075128Loved her in ‘Memoirs of a Geisha’
>>218075191He went woke and began to bald
>>218075017what do you mean? it's in a very similar vein to the question of whether the chicken came first or the egg, if you can't recognise that then you're retarded
>>218075191what happened to him?as far as i know he's smashing it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEc1EnU6tFk6 7 6 7
>>218075192Ironically, Steve Bray looks like the lovechild of Jeremy Clarkson and Nigel FarageHe's also remindful of the eponymous puppets from 'Roger and the Rottentrolls'
aphex is from lanner an SBABSOLUTE shithole btw
this poor child. only 16 and prayed upon by some vile 26 year old nonce. i pray for his recovery and therapy
fuck up ariana homosexual
>>218075260fuck youkunt
>>218075255His therapy should be more pussy. His therapist next
3AMtime for one last can and then to bed
>>218075291cockmogs me by far gets on my knees
>homer bimpson
all i want in life is to not be hassled but apparently even that is too fucking much to ask
Spilled beer all down my jeans2026 already off to a shit start
What should I wank to for my first wank of 2026
>>218075301you're really that small? let's see it then
off to 'co 'ell, want anything?
Chuckling like a mong at Salieri wanking at his harpsichord
>>218075332you in the mirror
>>218075335what's your discord
>>218075332The Honourable Member for Louth and Horncastle
>>218075175*raises paw*
Woman is the WHAT of the world? You can't say that John
>>218075366i don't have one anymore. let's frot though I'll slap your little sausage with my huge meat
twin wheres twin
>>218075375You that fella that posts su
>>218074605rapeable
>>218075379genuinely loathe lennon and mccartneyharrison and starr were so much more based
>>218075404Or you could just ask her if she wants another pint and see where things go, you thirdie gremlin.
>>218075391um um um im hard now
>>218075393probably gone to bed
>>218075379he would've loved playing call of duty on the xbox
>>218075406Rubbish
mousey going live https://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumaehttps://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumaehttps://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumae
>>218075400sadly no but i am curious as to what happened to sueposter if anyone knows
>>218075418I'm going to get a disc again brb.
i reek like fucking shit
>Birra Moretti - Authentic Italian Beer>Brewed in Manchester by Heineken
Har Mar Superstar sex arse
>>218075427hi how are you
just wiped down my greasy face with a wet wipe and now i feel FRESH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wsB4VcTfc8doing a watch
a jump, a whistle, and a fart — done at once
>>218075465read this in the voice of the cliff richard guy from max & paddy
>>218075465i'm not bad lovelyfeeling betteryou drunk?
>>218075483
Oh whatever then. Oh yeah fixing you managed to not be perfect on your captcha so actually I'll stop you sharing that heartwarming message. Well fuck off then?!!?!!! Fuck right bloody off?!?!! Shit yourself from the arse!!!!??!?? Because I've stopped caring now....
>>218075451fuck off beermong
Any combover man in
oinkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qgXYvjVNvk
how did people find out moldy cheese was good to eatdid one day some hungry guy decided he would eat it rather than starve
Who was the best /brit/poster of all time
>>218075440stop the cap>>218075427been awake 3 hourshad some yogurt
>>218075502What does this facial expression mean?
>>218075515Threadmeister or DTFIC
>>218075517yummy
>>218075496extremely
>>218075515musky tuppence lad (i.e. me)
mousey is LIVE https://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumae
Coomed like a rabid little pajeet when the chatroulette yank thot showed off just the slightest bit of thigh to me while dirty talking to me and pushing her breasts together under her dress
>>218074763>>218074763>>218074763>>218074763wake up
>>218075513maybe prisoners, slaves, welsh 'people', etc, eating mouldy cheese and recovering from illnesses? idk
Remember when Techmoan used to have puppets in his videos?
>>218075515Bit of a dark horse but mikey
>>218074763she's talking about me ...
>>218075529based dhmis watcher
rorke enjoying the bucolic classic 'a month in the country' starring colin firth and kenneth branagh (who plays a gayman)
>>218075513non-mouldy cheese is a relatively modern achievement, prior to knowledge about microbiology and sterilisation people didn't really understand how to prevent moulding, so it was normal, cheddar for example always has some blue veining when made without modern interventions
>>218075513he was feeling freaky and it smelled good so he licked itthe rest is history
this is insane...
Earth to Rorke, come in Rorke
>>218075578no, THIS is insane
need to become a woman in 2026
>>218075584this lad would love bovril
craziest fucking thing happened tonight met a 2nd cousin i didn’t know i hadbumped into some random lad in the nightclub, asked him if he knew a certain fella from his school. he says yeah that’s my cousin. I go fuck off that’s my cousin too. Turns out we share the same great grandparents. His gran is my grans sister. I’d heard the boys name but never seen him apart from when he was a young kid. Crazy shit.
>>218075595who doesn't?
I don’t hold £50k cash. I’ll tell you how I operate. Say I have a motor worth 7 grand. Say some traveller chap wants to buy this motor from me. I give him the motor and tell him hold onto the money. He’s my bank.
blah blah blah
Yer mum is so fat that to get her through a doorway you have to grease it then hold a chocolate digestive at the other end
>>218075584no THIS is insane
>>218075597ever shag him up the arse?
>>218075594Why on earth would you do that
>>218075615no way
>>218075626
>>218075607hahahahaha where is that runt pikey nowadays
Tried riding a bike on the roads but just can't mentally handle it, the amount of drivers who tail close to me and beep their horn when they pass makes me want to curl into a ball and shit myself to death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owNv81KIvAQ
>>218075541That's a yank
>>218075597try shagging him up the arse
>>218075417women should buy me drinks
HIGH LEVELS OF UMMY
This year I'm getting a job, a girl, a life.what about you?
rorke utilising the full £1000 lifetime ISA annual bonus
arse's dispensing a wind right now
2026 is the year it comes back
young girls are well fit but their fannies stink so it's a dilemma really
>>218075650?>>218075654i want to be a girl
>>218075654You should try this year, following the word of our Lord Jesus Christ.
>>218075673mousey live RIGHT NOW!
>>218075671
>>218075673TOBY IS LIVESTREAMING AND TALKING STOP YOUR GIMMICK
me before alcohol: im not dysphoricme after alcohol:
>>218075688grow up
>>218075676I already do
>>218075558
rorke having a couple of madris and putting on his sisters knickers from the laundry basket
>>218075684its not a gimmick fuck off
me before alcohol : calm me after alcohol : i am going to bomb parliament and hang every elected politician
>>218075709https://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumae
>>218075654Still in 2025 on this end but similar plans
>>218075710im doing the JRE meme face rn
>>218075708more the weed that gets the wank fantasies going than drink for medrunk wanks are grim. drink actually makes me feel far more masculine.
What a life bros...
>>218075720hello 99
>>218075742Good Evening.
>>218075597
Just downvoted a post in this thread
odds daft punkevens detroit sex machines
>>218075741what's so what about it
>>218075720a thrilling watch
There is nothing wrong with being a nonce
vomiting
>>218075767he's figuring it out okayyyy
>>218075597just consider the possiblity of shagging him up the arse
>>218075772Kektim I put beans on plates too, risky business but life's too short
cant put my finger on what makes a face male vs female
how do i get jeffrey epstein big chin jew aura
weed - life is meaningless, demonic, precarious. you’ve gone off your head and suffering is in store for you. you’ve gone insane. people are talking about youalcohol - life is joyous, amazing and meaning in its own right. The Lord loves you and forgives you of your sins. Your friends love you and you love them. The government is tyrannical and you should overthrow it with righteous indignation.
*buys chainlink*
is there such thing as gay ovulation? swear my arsepong smells incredibly peng a couple of days each month
>>218075813
/brit/ meetup in 2026?
>>218074693didn't a crane fall over there a few years back and killed like 50 people?
danial jongnston
Party’s over. GET BACK TO WORK
how is ktim pronounced, kaytim or kahteem
>>218075792man - prominent jaw, strong brow, broad facewoman - look in the mirror
>>218075858um?
>>218075856kay-tee-eye-emm
>>218074693is it busy every day or are there like non-peak days where you can walk straight up to the box?
dudi dudi dam dam dudi dudidam oh yeah
>>218075879he sounds so normal wtf
May the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ be with you in 2026 gents.
Watching a livestream of a severely mentally ill Scottish man playing an anime horse racing game.
>>218075856just ktim as one syllable
>>218075873See a lot of myself on ol Don
>>218075886Thank you kind sir. And may Jesus bless you as well. Amen.
>>218074785my great grandad? born 1909.
.
,
attention needer
there we are thena new year begun
>>218075918
whos this scottish guy on twitch then
>>218075879fix his audio problem please.
>>218075928get some sleepyou'll feel better in the morning x
>>218075903mine was born 1917. was part of operation tonga. hero
>>218075930mousey
>>218075930>>218075720
>>218075297THIS could be you lads
>>218075939domt feel godo might be sick
lack of social interaction/personal relationships apart from mumberg is slowly killing me
got a egg cutter for christmas and finally got to test it out today making sandwiches for lunch but I undercooked the eggs and they popped instead of being sliced
Wanking to trannys
is that really toby
>>218075954get some water down you and sleep
>>218075903mine was born in 1859
>>218075959>egg cutter are you not allowed to use knives?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=298aGbjBrRo
>>218075959fascinating
>>218075973>>218075973>>218075973
>>218075964Yes.
>>218075976hey this is actually pretty good. always thought it was one of those 1975/the xx/twentyonepilots type albums that women listen to
>>218075983Stop it lol
