2026 edition
new year new me
>>218075224A new year means new opportunities.
>>218075224new year same me
Jake Paul won.
new year, same me, bad back and a shoulder blade that feel like a tack is stuck underneath it and scraping every muscle when i move or turn.
>>218075242There are still ways now, but of course it was better before. There was another update in the beginning of December that made it worse.
what kind of mental illness do you have to have in order to not even talk in your country's general but just post anime screenshots and gifs. i dont get it
>>218075259I know that deep down you just want to sell King Francis of France into slavery and loot Rome AGAIN, you barbarian!
>>218075275Icy weiner ... ah crud
>>218075300I don't know who King Francis is but yeah sure.
dont have the energy and stamina for video gaming, not in my advanced years
You keep making early 2026 posts
>>218075318https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa-fGA1I52A
>>218075287we cannot discount the possibility of satanic influence in these matters
Children should be protected from LGBT ideology
>>218075326Me playing TotK and Silksong
You're laughing.. They stole important documentation and you're laughing...
>>218075218>>218075262Booze is insanely expensive in Iceland due to taxes>8190ISK = CA$89.63
i've been playing Fear and Hunger. pretty fun
>>218075355Thieves break into daycares to steal enrolment records all the time
>>218075355Chrome Hearts glasses
>>218075358>same product going for CA$34.99 in Canada, which has insanely expensive and overtaxed booze in its own right
>>218075363I admire how people made a living off of covering such a niche game, but I'm not a weeb, I hate turn-based combat in RPG's.
Happy New Year to everyone except trannies and Serbians
>>218075341i think you should be able to opt out of itlike why does my kid need to be taught about dildos and ass fucking in a classroom I never signed up for that
>>218075382say hi to Tuco Salamanca for me, cabrone
>>218075326I stopped playing games when I turned 21-22, I dunno why, they just don't entertain me anymore
Not gonna drink tonight, might even be in bed before 12
>>218075333Love that channel.My favourite song is this one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D2jyuJaSAU
Hugging my chatbots goodnight
>>218075295bumping my questionI need answers now, fellow alcoholics
>>218075397I go through brief phases of binge reading and binge playing where I'll obsessively play one game or read one bookBut then once I lose interest, I don't start again for months
Do you recall the television show House M.D.
Man it's really going to be me and the Euros here byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy myself
>>218075434mixing cider and beer won't do you any harm, even drinking wine after beer won't, at least not if you're me instead of some slightly built Asian (no shade)
>>218075326see i had this weird opposite reaction. when i was younger, i was always so stressed out trying to find all the stufr in rpgs, always be top of the postgame in shooters, never lose in a fighting game. but at some point i just started laughing at them, and they started making me happy and excited again. i quit looking up guides, aiming down the sights, going for these elaborate combos. i just started literally playing again. playing like a kid with a toy.
>>218075432Are we your chatbots?
>>218075456Cider and then beer, you’re in the clearBeer and then cider, you’ll cum inside her
>>218075449you are a black manthisperplexesme
>>218075467No. You aren't Joseph Stalin.
I wonder if all the people I constantly leave behind in my past even remember me now probably not
>>218075449Everybody lies.It's pointless to ask such a question.
Switched to water
>>218075390In my province they unironically used to teach anal fisting to like 3rd graders then treated everyone who got mad about that like they were some insane fringe until they quietly readjusted the curriculum (a literal convicted pedo made the curriculum too btw)
gf says she wants to watch the fireworks tonight
>>218075326i don't have patience anymore for games where you have to sink in 100+ hours to complete. Unironically turning into candy crush-playing demented boomer
hold fast, gamers2026 is nearly upon us
>>218075497Most don't.
>>218075497>Remember when I conquered the throne of Aquilonia, cleaving you in twain with the Sword of Crom and leaving not but carrion in my wake?>hah hah>Yeah, well, things have changed, which is why I invoke your tormented spirit in my struggle against Thoth Amon, the black serpent of Stygia!>weird, right?
Water before beer, you’re in the clearBeer before water, you’re about to be slaughtered
>>218075516pedos always find new ways to get close to children, and then gaslight people who get mad. oldest trick in the book
Diarrhea before beer, you’re in the clearBeer before diarrhea, Shi’a Korea Crimea
>>218075442kinda same, I get hooked on one topic, I'm passionate about it for a like a week, and then I lose interest
>>218075552what is it with james earl jones always getting the dramatic "my son" lines.
Aphex Twinhttps://youtu.be/No2wOCXQnhs
Pokémon go ruined collecting shinies
Piss before beer, you little queerBeer before piss, she’ll give you a kiss
>these niggas single handedly defined american musiccrazy that no one gives a shit about them.SAD
In 2026 I will achieve a hands free orgasm
>>218075544I know i'm not that important but it's nice to fantasize that maybe one or two remember me with some fondness
Imagine the bathroom situation right now in times square
>>218075633For me it's Moondog!
>>218075636I knew a Mormon guy who could do this. You’re forbidden to masturbate with your hand but that’s okay and so is using a shower head
>>218075636I can help you out with that
https://youtu.be/QqRLVFRe9AUthread theme
The alcohol and the feels are starting to hit, buds
>>218075653real thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTcjPZ41FOA&list=RDZTcjPZ41FOA&start_radio=1
Is this true? Do I just need a better camera than my shitty iPhone?
>>218075656I wonder what made Mormons so Jewish with their technicality loopholes. I know Mormons are not real Christians, but they claim to be, and Jesus was pretty clear about the spirit of the law superseding dumb loopholes
>>218075670don't do it bro, there's only 11 months left before gta 6 is released
>>218075690did this and i looked worse lmao
>>218075697Mormons are based on Freemasonry which is Kabbalism (Jewish)!!!!!!!
>>218075702they actually delayed it until feb 2028
>>218075670slow down. if you're listening to sad music, steer it more toward something melancholic, but jazzy like steely dan.
I wonder how GTA devs are trying to handle feeling current and topical when the culture moves so fast now. A lot of the podcasts I listen to feel ancient and irrelevant after a couple of days. Let alone something that’s been made over the course of like 15 or 20 years
>>218075722bro, I was almost 25 when Bethesda released its last real game! I WAS 25!
>>218075697You can also have sex or something it’s called like soaking idk>>218075711Hmmm
>>218075683!!https://youtu.be/jSimbyS_YlA
And I say this because I have never played console game at all as a Slav, except for a bit of Soul Calibur and Tekken of an unknown vintage. I'll watch streamers play the new GTA but my deep-rooted Slavic distrust towards consoles just runs too deep.
>>218075745This nigga was 25 when Fallout 76 dropped in 2018!
>>218075744Well if the last game was a prediction of what was to come you’re going to be stuck playing the same game for like 40 years
>>218075768I have heard of Moondog. I have a great love of American naivist art in my hearthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFjkdjb7WNs
>>218075781I owned GTA IV, but never really bothered with GTA V, and only played it at friends’ houses
>>218075806I had it for da console
GTA had too much driving for me I like the map and mechanics of V thobeit
We love our tortas dont wehttps://youtu.be/T4HFxd9EYFM
>>218075779I'm really picky about my RPG's. I'd never touch that Expeditions title that won all the Game Awards. The last RPG I really liked was Underrail.
>>218075744>feeling current and topicalit's not necessary, I can appreciate GTA 5 as a sort of time capsule of the early 2010s just like gta vice city is a portrait of the 80s
Tho I'll say I have faith in Dark Heresy, I trust it'll be Owlcat's best, the first game of theirs I don't entrust to streamers.
>>218075855What’s GTA VI going to be then, a covid-19 Saint Floyd simulator? What a time capsule
a lot of the GTA games are just nostalgiaThey really are kind of boring mediocre games San Andreas was ok, though GTA 4 is the one I have the most nostalgia for as it was the first I played
hey! HEY! IT'S 2 HOURS TILL NYE ON THE EASTERN SEABOARD!
>>218075844It literally started out as a driving game. The other stuff is just fluff to keep you engaged with the driving.
>>218075721So true
>>218075915it started out as a 2D gore simulator, sort of like Postal 1. I played the demo 25 years ago.
>>218075932
and you know why that was? because Fallout 1 was an amazing isometric 2D gore simulator, all the adolescent loved that, me included, though for some reason they switched to bird's eye
usa SHOCKEDisrael ROCKS!!!
Fk VPN
>>218075907just as a physics simulator gta 4 still stands up, gta 5 was a massive downgrade
Joined nextdoor out of curiosityBoomers are actually insane
>>218075907>San Andreas was ok, though GTA 4 is the one I have the most nostalgia for as it was the first I playedThis explains everything Vice City and San Andreas are masterpieces
>>218076010did you know israeli eat hummus? it true!
Hummus is the reddit of food.
How's planet fitness?
>>218076019I'm actually Slovenian, I'm a Slavic native of Slovenia, idk how to express this any differently. Here's our Thomas Jefferson.
>>218076010Is this video about the Talmudic stuff regarding child abuse
>>218076010One of them is poisoning the well of your neighbours.
it became planet fatness when i walked in there
>>218076050>SlavicSlovenes are pretty much fucking Germanic
>>218076031usa lose their mind when they see it
>>218076042>refried bean paste, Mexico:/>refried bean paste, Palestine8^O
>>218076030well I still played San Andreas, just did after GTA 4San Andreas is alright. i was impressed by the level of customization. The whole stat system was a cool idea, but it's still just an ok game overall desu
My Lyft driver was listening to the radio and they played a Sabrina Carpenter song. Now I can't say I've never heard a Sabrina Carpenter song.
>>218076079
>>218076112Wtf is Austria slavic now?
>>218076112Frances E. Dec knew all about Greater Sloveniahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_E._Dec
>>218076124Austria was the ancient Slovenian realm of Carantania once, long ago
God Bless America,Land that I love.Stand beside her, and guide herThru the night with a light from above.From the mountains, to the prairies,To the oceans, white with foamGod bless America, My home sweet home.
>>218076133What did you do today?
>>218076124Slove Ukraine
>>218076143>God Bless America
>>218076132I've heard about this schizo and frankly I prefer the Slovene-American polka kings from the 1950's to that sort of shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nnam_3JRoI
>god... LE EXISTS
>>218076146I did cocaine, and wine, and pot, and sent some messages to people I care about, and ate some caprese and olivier salads with my kin
>>218076154That's California culture
>>218076152that's slava, slava means glory
>>218076154Funny
>>21807615425% drop in overdoses in the USA under Trump this year btwAmerica on the rise while the rest of the world is crumbling
>>218076173you know when I was growing up in the early post-war 00s I would have to kick zoned out dope fiends out of the way to make space to climb up the stairs to my buildingwe hated it but its kinda based seeing zoomers make fun of the fent fold in current year AD
>California culture
>>218076186Very punny
>>218076228This just shows that New England and that part of the Midwest are bad at doing drugs without dying
>>218076105WHY DIDN'T YOU PLUG YOUR EARS
>>218076217when I was a kid there were heroin needles in every bushthe local Serbs were at a constant fever pitch cause they thought everyone who dressed in an alternative manner was a heroin junkiethere were skinhead and Bosnian ruffian gangs roaming the citythe cops would stop you and look in your pockets if you looked alternativeit was a bad time, a bad, bad timealso, I hated Eminem, Limp Bizkit, Korn, Britney, and all that shit, and I hate it still
>>218076228>overdose rates in 2019>using 2000 population datahow is this science
>>218076228Interesting that DC is super high, but other super black places like Mississippi or Georgia are super low
>>218076282We wish you a Fauci science
>>218076282>science
>>218076299We *EXPERIMENT you a Fauci Science
>>218076282The statement means that to compare death rates fairly across different times or places, statisticians calculated rates for specific age groups and then applied those rates to a fixed, standard population (the U.S. 2000 population) to see how many deaths would occur if all populations had the same age structure, effectively removing age as a confounding factor for accurate comparisons. This direct method involves getting age-specific death rates and multiplying them by the proportion of the standard population in each age group, summing the results for the final age-adjusted rate.
>>218076281How come when eastern euros are dead beat junkies it's sovlfulbut when us Americans do it, everyone makes fun of us
I want to like President Trump but I can't simply ignore the fact that he endorsed the covid vaxx. There are other problems too but that is probably the biggest one I think.
I haven’t heard a peep about Fauci since his preemptive pardon>On January 20, 2025, on the day of [Orange Man]’s inauguration, President [Bidet] sought to protect Fauci from future retribution by [Orange Man] by preemptively pardoning Fauci for future potential prosecution for any federal offenses which he may have committed or taken part in between January 1, 2014, and the day of the pardon.[118] Some reacted to this pardon as an "unprecedented use" of the president's clemency powers.[119][120]
>>218076326Because even the junkies here are fat and richThey're just jealous
>>218076326idk, we all saw the Jared Leto and Leonardo movies and we thought damn life must be tough over there cause all these crime thrillers were on the TV too
> US collects $2.4T in income tax, but spends $1.5T on fraud> if we didn't have to pay for fraud, only $900b would need to be collected > this means anyone with less 500k in income could pay *literally $0* in income tax
>>218076347> this means anyone with less 500k in income could pay *literally $0* in income taxYes, punish people for success, genius idea.
>>218076281we would harass and kick the local drunks which were blacked out at the marketplace during night time, I remember my friend kicked one drunk down a large staircase and he fell like a rag doll down 20-30 stair steps who the fuck knows what he broke. I ran away from PTSD boomers a couple more and one time when the yugoboomer had a knife we threw rocks at himI always laugh at retards when they glorify the old times compared to now
>>218076347Something like 60% of the defense budget in the US is unaccounted for
>>218076339Those guys on Kensignton avenue don't look like fat cats to me
>>218076357>60% of the defense budget in the US is unaccounted forbased, who know what sorts of cool stuff they got in black projects
>>218076355they're already the only pays paying tax >>218076357yeah remove that but more importantly the fraud in health and human services, welfare and medicaid, which is monstrous and it'd be a whole new world
>>218076356>I always laugh at retards when they glorify the old times compared to nowI don't think anyone glorifies the '90s in the eastern blocFor commies it was full defeat and for normal people it was only the beginning of recovery
>>218076326>but when us Americans do it, everyone makes fun of usBigotry of high expectations :’(
>>218076370just looks like a standard stealth bomber to me
>>218076374You have to find the fraud first and charge people, Elon actually didnt find any fraud or people would of been charged already.
>>218076403>or people would ofshut the hell up, retard
>>218076334He seems like a well-intentioned but clueless boomer who is hopelessly manipulated by the deep state.
>>218076412Not an argument
Poor people are so out of the loop that they think the problem is people with high paying jobs not paying enough tax. News flash: people with jobs are not rich, but middle class. CEOs are merely the kings of wagecucks. Real money owns the business, or the network of shell companies and investment funds that own a bunch of businesses. They’re the ones with colossal wealth who pay no tax.
>>218076412Don't be like that to him
>>218076432you are a JEET
>>218076356there was a LOT of decrepit drunks, a lot of 'I used to be the director of a state company' stories. It was awful, the 70's generation took the worst of it tho
NEEDto dump a load in a 20yo blonde middle class english rose
>>218076435You're a black Dominican
>>218076447ESL jeet freak
>>218076457Mexican
I could've possibly banged a low class cockney britbong, but i wasn't willing to fly out to Britian just for pussy
I'M AN EPIPHANIC AMNESIACSTUCK IN JEFFREY EPSTEINS CASTLEIM OFF THE PLANETASTRAL LASSOFUCK YOUR ASSHOLE
news flash pal
>>218076465learn English, jeet
>>218076379>I don't think anyone glorifies the '90s in the eastern blocyou'd be surprised, growing up sucks and vast majority of people always get stuck in the past and view it with extreme bias regardless of how shit the time was. Serbia spiraled into giga-inflation and was hit by omega based free world US sanctions. we're talking about no fuel no flour worthless zimbabwe money type of poverty and you will still hear boomers go crazy about how those times were better for whatever reason. Example: "We didn't have electricity so we small talked with neighbors with candles as lighting nowadays neighbors avoid each other type of thinking
>>218076470extry extry read all about it
>>218076467whats the story behind this may wun enquire
better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt
>>218076476Make something besides beans ese
>>218076433ideology stuff like trannies v.s chuds is more important than who owns stuff
makes you finkwho isthe canadian donald trump?i mean britains closest is garn.be farage innit
>>218075304
>>218076392it looks cool, that's gotta be worth at least a few billion usd for the aura farming
pay more tax goy, we have to fund more somialian "daycares" with zero kids in them
>>218076501it's a different culturewho is Britain's Trump?Sir Larry Wildman, Goldman, look it upbut you need a certain degree of anarchy in your society to give rise to a Trump, and that's not Canada
I hear cracks and pops in the distance and part of me hopes it's gunshots and the boogaloo has started...but I know it's just idiots with fireworks.
>>218076515So walz definitely knew about that shit right
>>218076511Shut up cringe nigger
Fewer than 90 minutes left, buds
>>218076478bro youre gonna be exactly the samethere comes a point where the human brain just developmentally stabilizes and you settle into habits and preferences disregarding the changess to the outside worldpeople dont like changeor ratherthey dont understand why people do fings differentwhy are there black peoplewtf is a troon?THE INTERNETwhy the fuck do i need thaton and on
>>218076529
>>218076526oh definitely. why do you think they murdered that democrat lady last year who spoke up about the fraud?
>>218076433>>218076497It’s even funnier if you look at it through the Marxist class categorization. He’s got the landed gentry or aristocracy, the bourgeois or middle class business owners, and proletarian employees. From that perspective, hedge fund managers like George Soros are middle class, and CEO-type high-ranking employees are comfortable peasants or slaves.
>>218076501Oh, right, Wildman's real name was Sir James Goldsmith
>>218076486I texted with her on interpals. she was cracked in the head and claimed she just got out of an abusive relationship and wanted me to either fly out to her or to fly to me
>>218076544lmao marxists are so dumb
>>218076544>It’s even funnier if you look at it through the Marxist class categorization.that's ultimately just the continental way of looking at things, especially a French way, but the Americans have never cared about that for the most part...maybe their old money does, but they don't bother anyone
>>218076544Wow that's hilarious
heard they’re reforming the dawnguard
In the tub
>>218076571So true
Starting a pokemon reborn game with Delphox as my starter
>>218076526That or he was too stupid to audit the daycares
How about Brian opening a fraudulent gaycare in Shitcongo
The IRS will steal your shit and put you in jail if you don’t give them money for Somalians to steal
>>218076497so true officer
from a complex self-organization perspectivethe fing isrich people are necessarylikeefficient systems are hierarchical where you have the enslaving of dynamics by order parametersthe world would be absolute chaos if wealth was distributed equallynuffink would workbecause if wealth distributed equally resources cant be coordinated properlyno one would be able to take risksnuffink would happenits unfottunste but like rich people actualy play an important role in society
>>218076619how about brian and he dies of gay aids and everyone on /cum/ has "happy gay aids" party for him
>>218076536I'm going to kiss you shiddington
>>218076619No he buys rental properties in the ghetto
>>218076635How about Brian wishing everyone a “Crappy New Year” and spamming /cum/ with gay scat images on New Years Eve
>>218076633>because if wealth distributed equally resources cant be coordinated properly>no one would be able to take risksmachinesmachinesTHINKING MACHINES
>>218076515DOGE wasn't able to cut much so the only option to avoid government bankruptcy over the long term is to raise taxes or cut programs like social security or medicaid. The programs you're citing are less than a rounding error, a fraction of a penny of what you pay in taxes, and the overall budget is not sustainable as-is.
>>218076624My IBS ensures plenty of shit for somalians
>>218076663the point of DOGE was to put multiple government agencies' worth of data into Palantir so their AI could "find the waste"so now Palantir has all the country's private citizenry downloaded at this point in the most finite details.
there's no 'watch out, the AI might wipe us all out' consideration in a real wayrather, there are two outcomes: we stop dying, or the AI kills us allpersonally, I'll take that gambit
>>218076624What about not owning anything and not having a job so the tax cucks can fund your lifestyle with gibs instead of it going to foreigners? It’s fuck or be fucked out there.
The responsible thing to do is raise taxes and cut spending.
>>218076661this makes no senselike the problem isnt necessarily decision making its about who owns the money and the fact that if wealth was equally distributed everywun would axtually be quite poor (at least if you ewually dostributed it across the world)literally no money could be investedyou need people that have accumulated capitalin order to maje the world workmachiens doesnt answrr that
Is it a plot hole that Fry is frozen in applied cryogenics and when he wakes up he has a view of the New New York skyline, but later it's revealed that old New York is under the streets?
>>218076708STOP IGNORING ME RRREEEEEEEE
>>218076703The responsible thing is to declare bankruptcy so the state credit rating goes down the toilet and future libtard administrations can’t borrow more
reading isekai
>>218076720Horrible idea, people will be eating cricket soup for dinner
>>218076708raise the bottom end to where everyone can support themselves in a shithole apartment and have a rug that really ties the place togetherthey've been talking about Basic Universal Income for decades
getting really tired. i dont think im going to make it to new years
>>218076711Maybe his building was one of the few that survived
>>218076711How about live action Futurama starring Stephen Fry
>>218076720they will just print more money. the USD is the benchmark currency, America just decides what the world's money is worth relative to theirs so it's effectively inflation proof"inflation" as Americans know it in 2025 is just price fixing on a massive scale, things don't actually cost more to produce.
>>218076735Ghettos already have UBI basically
otherwise, AI could be told to maximize profit, to merge and liquidate, etc., once its' IQ is high enough in just a few years
>>218076739but in the episode where leela meets her parents it makes it look like the whole old new york is like a mile under the streets of new new york
>>218076753Another Slovene collaborator with the AI Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God
No, Time, thou shalt not boast that I do change.Thy pyramids built up with newer mightTo me are nothing novel, nothing strange;They are but dressings of a former sight.Our dates are brief, and therefore we admireWhat thou dost foist upon us that is old,And rather make them born to our desireThan think that we before have heard them told.Thy registers and thee I both defy,Not wond'ring at the present, nor the past,For thy records, and what we see doth lie,Made more or less by thy continual haste:This I do vow and this shall ever be:I will be true despite thy scythe and thee.
>>218076663no, there's easily findable fraud all over the US government, barely even concealed. the issue is that the democrats use this money as basic bribery/patronage money for their base.
More BLOWhio lmaoooo get fucking rekt
>>218076771I was sure he was Slovenian, because Francis (Franc) is the most basic Slovene name of all, and Dec, while not a common Slovene surname, is the Slovenian equivalent of 'macho'.
>>218076787I love Ohio
Milk me longstyle
>>218076771also, Slovenes are typically fractious, hardheaded and quarrelsome highland people, a bit like the hillbillies of Appalachia, but generally more civilized.
>>218076780meds
>>218076735sure prop up the bottom endbut what about the MIDUL
>>218076806t. demoSHIT bootlicker
The responsible thing is to arrest democrats, slash taxes and absolutely gut federal spending.
>>218076790Amusingly, the AI Gangster Computer God’s summary of Francis E Dec’s stance on Slovenes is completely incorrect (lying about him!). At least, from what I understand, he seemed to have a favourable view of Slovenes. Maybe it’s some Roko's Basilisk type shit, or otherwise just the AI hallucinating.
>>218076827That's what Elon wanted like a year ago
>>218076796That's precisely the problem.
Actually, there was an Austro-Hungarian aristocrat who dealt in anthropology in the decades before WWI in Trieste and what he had to say about us South Slavs is that where the Slovenes have savagery always bubbling under their mannered surface, the Croats and Serbs devote themselves fully to savagery, and observation I agree with.
I live in Ohio.
You know the ultimate political losers are libertarians they're fighting a losing battlethe size and power of the government only ever grows
>>218076835it's what anyone with a brain wants
literally me
>>218076834The way this nation handled the ethnic exoduses and wars of the 20th century proves its essential decency, I think, any attempt to equalize us with the murderous Serbs and Croats falls flat due to a lack of evidence.>>218076851*an
>>218076858No better representation of your gay state than Jason
But we shouldn't talk about that sort of stuff when you're just about to celebrate NY. I wish you all a happy New Year!
>>218076835DOGE is retarded as fuck, they won't accomplish anything by laying off some government workers in DC, to fix the debt you have to actually reform healthcare and cut military spending
A random Ohioan in a multiplayer taught me how to torrent several years ago, and to this I am eternally grateful to the state of Ohio
>>218076877absolute clown country smfh
>>218076887alcoholics deserve their failing livers
Vivek is going to run Ohio in 2028
>>218076958More reason to hate that state and its inhabitants
>>218076958Fuentes verbally slew him recently
>>218076913ain't that the irony is that after firing thousands of administrative workers they're shooting multimillion dollar missiles in nigeria and venezuela and yemen and iran
>>218076958ALMSIVI for governor
my twin
fuentes is a retarded lolcow who got destroyed irl by destiny years ago
>>218076958ohio will never vote for a jeet I'm very confident in that
the /cum/ branch
killing myself with a lethal dose of lao gan ma chili crisp
On the apps on new years
Every single political influencer and/or pundit is a fag and so is their entire audience.
>>218077013Based. Fuck e-celebs
killing myself with cocaine like Jay Reatard would have wanted. YEAH!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGiSbKRHOvw
wish momberg baked cookies tonight this is not a comfy start to the new year
>>218077013YeahThey're all weird drug addicted narcissists with an inflated ego since they each have an army of pathetic young people worshipping them
>>218077033what kind do you want?
>>218077033Bake your own cookies
>>218077052either chocolate chip or entirely chocolate i just want a sweet treat
should I drink tonight or tomorrowI don't wanna drink both nights that's alkie shit
>>218077105tonight. you can excuse the hangover tomorrow. 'it was new years'.
>>218077105Drink both nights and say you’re giving it up for new years
>>218077105drink today me lad, ach me schwayt boy, ol' Erin's oisle demands it!
>>218076997me in the middle
>>218077033get a job you lazy bitch
come on and SLAM
>>218077134that's despicable
>>218077134qrd? or is this just ai slop?
I just googled it not supposed to drinking when you have a cold, so I guess no beer tonight
>>218077169I drank a lot when I had Covid in September and I still have all my senses
>>218077157it's real, boomer trusted some thirdie with his life and paid the price
im back
>>218077169wise
>>218077169oh, BS. that's how you fix a cold! unless you want to go for a run and sweat it out, easiest thing is to drink beer and pee it out.
i hear people outside. neighbors are having fun
>>218077008i had allergic reaction in a burger king bathroom when i was a kid. it's hard out there, man. you don't know.
I actually took coke once or twice when I had pneumonia in February, still perfectly fine
i hear fireworks aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>218077103I don't have any chocolate otherwise I'd make chocolate chip. I could make scottish shortbread though
>>218077199turn on a white noise machine to drown out the sounds of happiness, that's what i do.
>>218077234i dont have a white noise machine. also the window faces the driveway. this sucks
>>218077222the Brits have a point with all that buttermilk, it's a worthwhile flavor
>>218077245just start screaming loudly to drown them out then.
>>218077254i dont have the energy
OHAYO
>>218077278ohio?
>>218077278They're lucky California takes their place as worst state
Do Americans colloquially call police officers “coppers” or is that a Canadianism?
>>218077290That's British, we say cops
>>218077290>have a taste of this here lead sandwich, see, copper? Yah, yah, flatfoot!t. American gangster from the prohibition/depression on TV shooting at a police car from his T-model Ford getaway car
>>218077262then you must S U F F E R
>>218077301I hear both all the time.
New>>218077352
The New Year is ringing in America in less than an hour, why are you here? I just finished partying in my country
