at some point /brit/ changed from a general full of virgins to a general full of lads who shag escorts

less diversity is good for everyone
everything the left is telling you is putting nogs back into slavery (if you say this is a good thing you are a bad person)
conversely, diversity is a bad thing

>>218081771
We should invest in defence. We don't need coomers for that though. Let them wank, it doesn't bother me

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hope there's no lovely swiss ladies hurt

>>218081792
People who brag about getting laid on 4chan are the most trustworthy people.

shan't be going to church on sunday no

>>218081792
It was always a shaggers general

scottish people who go full on into the "scotland is actually a heaps different country with so much different culture" are so cringe

maori-tier. kilts and haggis basically a performative haka

>>218081792
shaggers general to r9k pol refugee incel general to larper general

>>218081792
I wish I got just straight up raped by an escort
and that she tried again. and if I fuck it up, she just rapes me. but she doesnt have gonorrhoea

Still 2025 on Baker Island. Heading there lads, 2026 sucks.

>>218081797
it’s an economic aim ultimately that is rationalised with liberal universalism by them, and then guilt tripped to the public via moral lessons on diversity and colonialism

>>218081776
I Hope

Teddy
was Ok !!

>>218081812
now what about wales and northern ireland

>>218081804
>made for BBC
>made for BBC
>made for BWC
>made for BBC
>made for BBC
>made for BWC

simps need to be annihilated

if you "only fuck" niggers you are disgusting
you are a literal disgusting subhuman. the absolute raped state of you

might do first cum of 2026

>>218081812
I'd rather listen to a Scot than you in the British thread, given that they're British and you're not

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that's me sorted

>>218081845
just done mine to Anna De Ville
what a woman. incredible.

>>218081840
what a gremlin post
sort yourself out

ATTENTION: The man will be kicking the ball for your entertainment today. Ball kicking will commence at 12:30 and will continue until approximately 22:00.

>>218081848
that would be a good point if one of our resident scots wasnt doing this
>>218081843
>>218081834
>>218081797

>>218081831
leftypol just loves slavery
leftypol loves electric cars why? because of slavery. hates coal because it doesnt = slavery no more. why they are racist

>>218081836
norn at least properly full on fought for their right to be different

can't say i've met a welshian that actually larped as though wales was a unique country of its own

>>218081857
who's this ugly bitch?

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https://youtu.be/58bGiGNfsZE?t=502

>>218081866
yank. racemixing is cringe
and I hate niggers

>>218081857
A face you'd see on a Nazi propaganda poster

>>218081864
the men will be throwing the spikes at 12:30 and 19:00

>>218081776
wonder what the towel is for

>>218081876
>being an incel in 2026
come on

>>218081864
new year, new balls being kicked

2026 is your year, yeah? when you're waking up feeling rough from last night's antics of drinking alone? you already lost

>Research suggests that frequent ejaculation, such as 21 or more times per month, may be associated with a reduced risk of prostate cancer.

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>>218081876
Odessa a'Zion

was watching in sickness and in health last night

>>218081891
yeah you "feel like shit" but you have a job, and you wake up every day to do it

this switzerland fire looks bad

>>218081893
That's why the risk increases as you get older.

>>218081887
hanging with Zaphod, they say he's a cool frood

looking back it's pretty mental lord baden-powell was able to just go around and say "hello sir i would like to take your sons out into the remote wilderness alone surrounded only by me and other adult men and i will train them to be obedient by rewarding them with little patches for doing everything i say and dress them up in tiny little shorts"

and people were just like "yeah sounds good, give this man a lordship"

>>218081908
gp (good post)

>>218081893
clean the pipes out innit

>>218081900
me when im playing the SIMS and I make generic woman (whore. you actually have to get a debuff "skill" to make her not a whore)

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I sadly have to return to America I wonder if I would be less depressed as a 22 year old in the UK or Australia

Can't believe I actually got the train back home when invited out last night after remembering how much I hate being surrounded by drunk students. Oh my days!

extra cheese without jizz or spit in it?

not possible in a society with niggers making and or delivering food. just anjothoer unfourtunate concequence of diversity

>>218081932
YOU KNOW
YOU'LL NEVER
GONNA
GET TO FRANCE

stocked up on miso teriaki mirin and soy sauce

>>218081935
if you weren’t a miserable awkward freak you would have welcomed the opportunity that one of them might have a conversation

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>>218081948
I wanna stay here and never come back but I sadly have to come to America. Again I wonder if I would be less depressed in the UK or Australia

Anyone got 2026 goals?
I'd like to wank a bit less and to more normal stuff, no more monster girls or zombies
Might start casual lifting too, I'm still pretty strong but I can feel myself getting weaker and slower as I get older

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checkmate rorke

>>218081959
Do you know the song? Mike Oldfield was just the kind of guy to top the British charts of 1983 with a Jethro Tull song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLMw9SPcFBI

sky bet are doing a free £2 acca

>>218081932
I was happier when I lived in America. Of course, I was a literal child at the time.

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just finished watching the stranger things finale
what a mess

>>218081965
fuck off
literally nobody even gives a fuck enough to say "fuck off nigger lover""

another pointless year of shit

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>>218081979
Not gonna watch this woke shite

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Drinking a coffee of thats okay with you

>>218081976
wow a free mug bet. how generous of them

>>218081977
Well I am not a child I am a 22 year old loser who went to Taiwan because I felt like I was getting too old and I never did a solo trip outside of North America so I said fuck it

>>218081957
There was no conversation lad. Just loud screeching and banging on the ceiling. Had many a train discussion with older lads and lasses in the past.

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>of thats okay with you

>>218082000
never could bear turkish
vile stuff
checking those trips tho

might get KFC

As we've reported, Swiss authorities believe "several dozen" people have died in the fire - and say they can't be more specific.

Now, the Italian foreign ministry, citing Swiss police, say they believe around 40 people have died.

>>218082024
kiss from claire?

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>>218082036

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrbmePR-mUk
I like beer and I like cheese
I like the smell of the westerly breeze
But I like more than all of these
To be on horseback

Take me as I am or watch me as I go

God literally made aids to kill gay people yet people pretend they aren’t an evil pestilence on this earth

>>218082078
he made it to stop people bumming monkeys m8

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right, how does this work then

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>>218082078
Usurping the office of Judge: 10 months in the isocubes, if you give yourself up now...creep!

got my 6 fold football league accy on

putting the new years day chicken giblets in my foreskin

Definitely zero connection between Jews betraying and killing Jesus and the holocaust etc

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went to the smoke shop and thought of /brit/

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How many today for big DCL?

well that was a grim webm

have to do family things today but i wish i didnt
just want to flop about being sad and ill

>>218082113
that bumhole's seen some action

thats a fanny and a bumhole

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hungover hangout feat cattybergs

Brits can never celebrate 4/20 as a date because there aren’t 20 months in a year. Sucks for them.

need a new profile picture for my social media account
any ideas?

Wish people would post more fanny and bum holes on /brit/

No Peters

can't unsee Anthony Joshua's headless friend

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>>218082157

>>218081888
i spent 2020-2025 being a shagger, being an incel is back in fashion now though, arguably even moreso than back in the elliot rodger glory days

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>>218081975
big fan of mike oldfield

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Purporting to be able to win The Battle of Islandwana for the British Empire from your armchair: 1 year in the isocubes...CREEP!

Just seen a tattooed redhead lass spread her bumhole.

I think they changed the captcha just for me as I’m a retard

I kept failing the “pick one that doesn’t have a copy pattern” and they switched it to “which one is different from the rest” which was substantially easier

>>218082147
DUDE WEED LMAO

WAIT!
Wait for what?
Wait until she kills you!

can’t believe milly bobby brown has made over 20 million from acting and she can’t even fucking act

>>218082147
the thing about yanks is that you lot always seem to need to come up with an excuse to indulge, like drinking games and claiming terrorism so you can invade towelhead countries i don't get it
*blows a big cloud of weed smoke in your face any damn day if the year i like*

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Need Emma Watson to take a dump in my mouth.

>>218082200
Many such cases friend

>>218082205
Gravy's good tonight

Heinz beans are fucking amazing and underrated

>>218082200
she can't even do facial expressions now she's botoxed her forehead into oblivion

what's more unbelievable is that her middle name is bobby even though that's a boy's name

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>>218082200

i wont spread their sorrow to the heartless city

>>218082203
>blud's never played drinking games with the lads and lasses

>>218082215
Branstons > Own Brand > Heinz

Simple as.

Immensely hungover
Had a maccas delivered and now on the electrolyte tablets in water

>>218082229
I meant beans in general are great you stupid fuck

I already fucked up 2026. 2027 is my year

>>218082228
watching a film and taking a shot whenever x thing happens is one thing, but yanks have that weird beer pong shit as well

>>218082221
Millicent Robertina Brown, if it please m'lud *curtsies*

done me tax return. sir kier owes me £400.

>>218082254
I owed HMRC £2.5k but paid already

the windrush generation rebuilt britain

>>218082245
ktim
can just feel it's not going to be a good year

>>218082249
Ring of fire is a popular one over here. Last time I played it was at a rock festival years ago though.

>>218082242
>cites specific brand
>i meant in general
think it's you who is the stupid mate

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woke mob need stopped

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>'Several dozen' believed to have been killed in fire at Swiss ski resort bar, say authorities
tarq btfo loooool

>>218082249
Didn't you play never have I ever

same again this year then is it?

>>218082200
Keanu Reeves is a multi millionaire and he has worse acting skills than the average child actor

need a tall bassist gf

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>>218082286

>>218082276
sort of shite yanks will read and believe

God I'm fucking fat

eviscerate womenfolx

>>218082314
Its 1st January mate, get on the diet and to the gym

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>>218082314
Please be a woman!

I hate women that fuck niggers

been getting adverts on youtube shorts that are basically softcore porn
speaking of which i keep telling youtube to stop recommending me that shorts brainrot and it says they'll stop showing them but the next day they're back with something tempting that will lure me into an hours-long scrolling sesh, it's inisidious

far too many freaks at the gym think i'll just stick to the incel runs alone

>>218082286
was watching an old film from the 60s the other day. it’s insane how good, or just different the acting is. These people were real actors because they had to sludge it through decades of stage and live plays. They had to learn tone, volume, rythmn, emotion, body language, delivery. They could give 5 minute monologues without skipping a beat. Modern “actors” can’t even do that for 30 seconds without a prompter or the the camera cutting away constantly to conceal their shitty acting.

>>218082314
ktim

>>218082329
this
we need ro start killing women and niggerfolx

wow there's some BASED posts ITT!

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>>218082340
cinema peaked in the 30s, 50s, and 80s
so far the 21st century has been dogshit and i see no signs of that improving

>>218082340
yeah watched dog day afternoon and its mental how good even the side characters are. You see it in stand up aswell where everyone just stands and reads shit off their phone.

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>>218081706
burgers?

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1767264781312314.mp4

>>218082329
what about female niggers? surely you can't blame them for fucking other niggers

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>>218082333
Oh, the sesh is just beginning, my boooooy

>>218082363
The switch from film to digital and the advent of modern CGI has ruined cinema.

>>218082372
this is a psychological assault on whiteness

>>218082378
>holdovers

good fillum that, shame about the token Aunt Jemima character but that's the way she goes these days eh

absolutely adore her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KkUoJVFDd8

How is Israel the only developed country in the world with a naturally growing population and positive fertility rate yet no one in Europe, North America, Oceania or Asia can work out how to stop the birth rate collapsing.

gfberg goes to bed at 11 every night and gets up 'round 6, sometimes 5:30
me? go to bed whenever i feel like and get up whenever i can be arsed

any nice pics going?

>>218082392
many ppl noted that the movie was like if Wes Anderson finally got over himself

>>218082399
umm please don't lust over my future wife
we're going to live on islay together

>>218082411
What time do you have sex with her

>>218082366
https://youtu.be/0bi1PvXCbr8?si=dL_0dWPilcxFG26_
look at this. all live set. all real voice. minimal jump cuts. delivered in one.

I get it’s a famous monologue, but could you imagine any 2025 Hollywood “star” being anywhere close to this?

>>218082415
He-Man's cat pre-transformation if Steven Kostanski got the rights to a He-Man remake

He's behind me, isn't he?

>>218082425
we're both saving ourselves for marriage

>>218082443
oh bugger!

>>218082443
oh no he isnt!

rorke refusing to send his child to a learing center

not brushed by teeth since sunday

Still in my smeggy bedroom in my smeggy boxers

>>218082426
reddit

>>218082340
I watched The Producers from 1967 recently and Dick Shawn's performance was so natural. Almost every actor is so performative these days.

pooey willies

Been doing liquid poos for almost the past 24 hrs

I was watching Mad Men on Netflix yesterday but yesterday was the last day of it on Netflix so now I'm watching it on Disney Plus

The BFG Sainsbury's Christmas advert pisses me off. Stupid massive retard calling tvs bunkum bunkum boxes like a huge twat

>>218082469
*reedy, congested youtuber voice* In this universe there are even being who consider it stranged...not to have been brushed by teeth in a week. WHAT teeth? Well...that's just the tip of the iceberg!

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get that down ya ya dog cunt

leftypol not having any kids because he's gay and sterilised

watching Brighton Rock (1948)

haven't brushed my teeth in about 14 hours

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>>218082501

Happy public domain day lads. Not sure how it works in the UK but everything from 1930 except audio recordings are now public domain here.

>>218082491
>streaming services in current year (and also previous year since you mentioned yesterday)
come on mate it is actually more ethical to pirate everything now, unless the streaming service is bundled in with some other useful service like prime

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Fascinating

can't believe tobes blew his fucking head off live last night

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Housed
Fed
Wanked off

was gonna stop drinking and smoking today but reckon because it’s Thursday I may aswell just keep going until Sunday and then stop Monday that way it’s like a neutral day start of the week

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>2026 is 1/730th over

>>218082549
Great way to start the new year. A clue lost.

>>218082549
you've already lost

Got a fucking bag in last night god I'm such a state

>>218082518
Unironically think she's cute.

having to put sugar or honey in my coffee because my throat is too sore for all the acidity
i shall be declining any wine i'm offered today but i may be tempted by a lager

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>>218082529

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The British government advertising for ZOG jobs on xbox

>>218082549
found smoking a piece of piss to quit but drinking is a totally different animal. a cigarette isnt much of a comfort on a cold boring lonely night

need a southern mummy to sit on my face

>>218082588
why is michael j fox looking at raf job roles

Well team the new year is off to a good start I got up at 11:00 am instead of my usual 16:00 pm

already on my third wank so my resolution to lay off the wanks is already in a precarious situation

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what's the logic behind giving someone christmas gifts without a gift receipt?

is having the person know how much the gift was really worse than giving them a gift they are unable to exchange for one that fits? Had you said "can I get a gift receipt with that?" to the till wagie, I could swap these leather boots for ones that actually fit my feet. But no I now need to list these ones on eBay for £20 under RRP in the hope someone buys them and then package them and drop them off at the post office.

and if I DON'T do that and instead just chuck the boots out then I'm the arsehole

>>218082600
proud of you love x

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shagger

>>218082529
>>218082587
Rather facefuckable

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12pm. New Year's Day. You're probably hungover but the message needs to be delivered all the same. Let's get the ball rolling. Let's make 2026 YOUR year. Here it comes. Time for your reminder. Get up. Get a move on. The wheels in motion. The goals still need to be met. This is our mantra. This is our moment. Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking soft drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in you. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument played. A clue gained.

the real punishment in getting banned is realising that you solved a captcha for nothing

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first chess game of the new year and it's a win. Naughty little checkmate too

>>218082587
she looks like that russian hunchback the guy on youtube paid to bring out of her abusive village family then she had a glow up, moved to a city, married a man, got addicted to drugs and alcohol before he got murdered by her new boyfriend

>"New year, new me!"..
>Clicks on 4chan

>>218082607
maybe it came from the internet
i bought all my shit online because the highstreet has too many rude brown people now

>>218082611
imagine this chap in a lightsaber battle with a neck like that

jedi's dream they call him

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>>218082627
The Museums visited.

>>218082643
You really can be a new you on 4chan, since we're anonymous.

Got an update off seasideMARK I'm not screenshotting because it's too long to fit in a single shot

>I had to pack in YouTube for my health to be honest looking back I was drinking far to much 3 times aweek couldnt go 2 days without a drink.
>I was drinking up to the camera destroying my health. I’m in my 50s I didn’t want to end up with a stroke end up bed bound.
>I did my research on food and put things together eating once a day is all you need because breakfast you don’t need your body get fuel from yesterday food for the next day.
>Fasting is great you get loads of energy through the day no need to feel tired an knackered after a meal.
>I keep away from palm oils an seed oils.
>I have chocolates 2 bits a day of Lindt dark chocolate with nuts for example it about £4 decent chocolate not palm oil plus Swiss cheese and eggs plenty of nice foods.
>Still have a meal out at the pubs and still lose weight jjst eat once a day your body has energy from yesterday.
>I eaten quite a lot over Xmas an 2 glasses a wine an 2 glasses over Boxing Day still lost weight just eating once a day.
>I found a new way to sort my weight out and my health still enjoyed a beer went out twice over Xmas one day had 2 beers and another time had 1 beer no more I still enjoy a beer.
>Coming off YouTube properly save my life if I continue drinking like I was I would end up dead or unwell in years to come.
Still going to enjoy the beers.
>I turned a corner and change my life for the better things happen for a reason.
>Gambling is sorted out I don’t gamble like I use to.
>Cut down the drinking and sorting my weight out. 13 or 14 stone which I will get to in time.
>I was 18 stone 10 5 weeks a go.
>Feel better and mentally better.
>I should be 13 or 14 stone. Which i will do.

leftypol gaping his arsehole in the mirror

i love clicking on 4chan

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>>218082638
>first chess game of the new year and it's a win. Naughty little checkmate too

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Not going to be able to see the toilfu so often after we go back to work on Monday, as I doubt she will want to hang out on work nights after work.
This is of course if she still even wants to hang out, but I will hopefully see her tomorrow at least then I guess if she does still want to hang out, I'll probably only see at her weekends once a week thing.
Feels bad man.

>>218082647
Nice fit

>>218082627
Hell yeah this is my year when I'll finally gain a clue

how do i escalate a casual vaguely flirty friendship with a girl to getting to stick my tongue up her hairy tuppence

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>>218082664

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>first chess game of the new year and it's a win. >Naughty little checkmate too

>>218082665
shut up and fuck off

>>218082665
what's happened mate I've missed a few lore entries it seems

was going well last I heard

my resolutions:
1. stop watching porn
2. get a gf
3. get fit
4. learn how to cook at least a bit
5. continue to improve on guitar
6. be kinder
7. be less depressed (note: requires meeting above resolutions)

>>218082638
that's a nice one tbf

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>>218082679

>>218082665
Why don't you just ask her out

My resolutions:
Paint more warhammer
Fuck the bf more often

triple Cumberland soseg and fried egg bap down the gullet

>>218081977
tell us more about your life in america and england, sir

>>218082672
I've never achieved this. Perpetual flirty chatter me.

>>218082694
Lol

rorke walking in to work listening to PATRICK BATEMAN PHONK REMIX (ripped directly from youtube) and intentionally shoulder checking his female co-workers

>>218082611
how do i find people who are willing to do this with me?

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Hayman Island in the Whitsundays of Australia's Great Barrier Reef

Purchased recently by Blackrock it is criss crossed by tunnels separating guests and staff.

It's being called the new St. Barts.

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>>218082697

>>218082700
um

>>218082660
bore off you tranny freak

>>218082672
Escalate to touch

>>218082701
Fat cunt

>>218082685
too vague lad, focus on what specifically you're going to achieve, and EXACTLY HOW you're going to achieve it and you'll go much further x

>>218082685
ktim these are all mine too

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>>218082694
grok has had enough

>>218082719
looks a bit like falkor from neverending story

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>>218082721

>>218082660
>Gambling is sorted out I don’t gamble like I use to.
Pay close attention, it's not that he doesn't gamble, it's that he doesn't gamble like he' used to'. Okay mate lmao.

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... breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching Top Gear on U&Dave on my TV via sky stream in home ...

>>218082744
bradders looking fine x

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>>218082702
Chill lad. Was just making small talk innit.

>>218082719
These islands are ten a penny off Queensland. Might start a campaign against this one being Blackrock

>>218082752
egg looks diabolical

Flatmateberg is listening to AI generated tiktoks at full volume

>>218082779
You're from Sainsburys aren't you

>>218082771
I said tell us more, dickhead, now tell us where you lived and why you moved thither and hither

Mumbergs fit pal stayed the night and staying for rest of the day, currently plotting on how i can wank into her coffee or something

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>>218082755
redditors literally shit 3 times a day

>>218082797
now that is GRIM and I mean GRIM

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>>218082767
he looks so haggard now, how's he supposed to fight the dentist and builders and escape to america when dr soyberg has put mental handcuffs on him?

We need to save him lads

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>>218082776
My mistake. HAMILTON island was purchased by BlackSTONE.

>>218082767
What’s the lore behind this goblin having beautiful posh views from his expensive high windows in his living room

>>218082797
genuinely quite frightening

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>>218082721
have transparentised the glass if you would prefer that

>>218082822
maybe shes trying to look like big harv

>>218082803
I shit probably 5-6 times a day but im a semi- functioning alkie

>>218082681
We ended up fucking on the 3rd date and she stayed over, it was awkward being the first time, then we shagged in the morning and the condom broke so we had to go get the morning after pill. She came round later that evening for the bells then I walked her home. I asked her if she would be my gf and she wouldn't answer. She messaged after I walked her home apologising and saying that she was sad and wanted to run away and still feeling weird. She wants to slow things way down.
She did send me a clip of green day, do you want to be my boyfriend though so I think she does still want to be together.
Need to wait for her to get her period though, it's a bit nerve-wracking.
Might message her today and ask if she is alright

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>>218082820
He's in a Slough nuthouse mate

>>218082820
he's a pensioner living in the uk

>>218082797
Tell me about Katie! Why does she wear the mask?

>>218082818
It's too late my botnets have already started seeding rumours online against them

When porn is perfected to the point that you can use AI to make full length porn videos of whatever you want will people be arrested for rape fantasies or weird kinks etc that aren’t illegal but freaky as fuck

underclass runts think being able to see a few trees from your window is posh

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What have you achieved in 2026 thus far?

>>218082833
Racism is not allowed on /int/, consider yourself warned

>>218082854
been to gym and that's about it

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>>218082828
You sir are a scholar

>>218082839
how old are you both? Sounds like some early 20s shit none of the haggard 30+ witches im with would act like this

>>218082850
the grok media tab fiasco proves it should already be banned for the sake of public health

In 2010 I saw a trailer for clash of the titans and wanted to see it but got confused and saw percy jackson instead, only realising my mistake when the film ended and realised that there was no Liam Neeson saying "release the kraken"

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>>218082854

just found out john williams is alive wtf I thought that nigga died

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>>218082839
I don't have much experience with these matters but I think you may have jumped the gun a bit with asking her to be your boyfriend early doors.

It's mad though because in the current market if you don't make her your gf then the implication is that both parties are free to carry on shagging others and obviously from the male perspective, nothing else is going on there, there is no one else to shag.

So if you don't get her to commit to being your gf then you're accepting she's free to shag other blokes until she makes her mind up which would drive any rational man insane. It's just a crazy world we live in. I don't know the answer lad. Best of luck.

>>218082854
squeezed some old pimples on my neck and gave them a sniff. they smell alri

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>>218082869

>>218082854
Had a wank and air fried some pigs in blankets

How do self aware severely mentally ill people cope in the real world? If you believed you were on fire or being haunted by demons but you are self aware and normal how do you cope or do you just end up in a mental health facility?

>>218082898
screeching at this

>air fryer
pretentious twaddle
you mean an oven?
fuck you

>>218082877
Quick rundown?

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gf 2026 is ON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIPD8qHhtVU

They mocked him, but in the end he was right

>Israel becomes the first country in the world to ban the humanitarian organization Doctors Without Borders.

>>218082914
if i said oven people would think i was talking about my oven

going to join a board game social club i think

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>>218082901
I think for a lot of them it suddenly just switches on. Like that giant black woman in america who was a successful lawyer and basketball player and so on who one day had a mental break and tried to stab a police officer to death and got gunned down in a hallway

>>218082894
sounds mad that asking this question after shagging these days is "jumping the gun"
you'd think doing that and after three dates then it would be expected especially since they already know each other from work.

>>218082923
I hope I get someone like this when I go speed dating.

>>218082943
this hat always made me chuckle irl haha

miss hatposting tbf

speed raping my own arse

>>218082914
an oven isn't an air fryer is it

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Woman at work clearly fancies me as do i but she has a longterm boyfriend, she quit a couple weeks ago but still texts me every few days, all subtle flirty stuff, never been in this position before, wut do?

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>>218082955
You won't get any matches mate, you'll be better off speed skating!

>>218082948
How do they cope though?

Most severely mentally ill people aren’t self aware and end up in prison or homeless

But if someone is smart or normal and self aware but seriously mentally ill how do they cope with being an actual nutter? I would assume if you are self aware and mentally I’ll you’d just top yourself

>>218082974
what do you want to do? i'd do that

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>>218082974
get rid of your opponent lad. not that hard is it

>>218082974
have you considered posting an extensive larp here about it over a series of weeks? you can call her workfu or something like that

>>218082915
people realised the grok media was literally columns and columns of people asking grok to undress and generate 'porn' of women without their consent, many of which were questionable age
thousands of images per minute of just ai porn

>>218082990
I think they're not self aware by definition

>>218082991
First off i want to shag her, we get along well so maybe more, i just dont know how to go for it, "fancy having an affair?" seems abit risky

>>218082990
>But if someone is smart or normal and self aware but seriously mentally ill how do they cope with being an actual nutter? I would assume if you are self aware and mentally I’ll you’d just top yourself
they don't unless they get help
schizophrenic delusions don't usually appear as some wacky shit apart from your usual perception that you can discern from reality with reasoning or self-awareness. they are as real to the person experiencing them as anything you can see/hear/feel is. you go crazy specifically because you can't discern reality from hallucination