>>218090282
This will be are 'arry Kane in a few months x

noooo you're a parasite have you no shame!!!

no, no i don't have a shame.

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>>218090282
The colonies won
England lost

name one productive thing a dolescum has done with their free time

bennymong got the toilfreaks all riled up

Am I jealous and seething on the internet because this lad found legal routes through the council and Universal Credit to live a free life with no rent and free money? Yes, I am a seething jealous spastic

>>218090337
because you're dead inside.

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have you accomplished 0.20% of your 2026 goals?

>>218090361
made the OP

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>>218088732
Das rite.

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soft tummy erotic

>>218090348
anglo genes override any other genes that's why all your former colonies are also perennial loosers and chokers

the success and happiness of a homeless hostel

>>218090378
yeah

kek dolescum have been well and truly put on the seethe, first 50 posts are going to be full of them samefagging

>what do you mean the 20000 hours of toil i've done aren't enough to put me level with someone who's done nothing at all??

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>>218090361
put some respect on his FUCKING name

>>218090391
mad that m8
who are you again?

>>218090378
Hate when you cunts post this shit every year. have to drag me down with you in this existential dread

WHERE IS THE LONDON SNOW

I WAS PROMISED LONDON SNOW

Dis nigga from Guatemala or some shit lmao

>bennymong posts about his cushy life
NOOOOOOO YOU'RE A PARASITE KILL YOURSELF I PAY FOR THAT!!
>refugees getting free money and hotel rooms
Go right ahead good sir! dont want to be racist now do we??

curious...

>>218090451
right well that's the hypocrites exposed then isn't it

>>218090451
benniemong here
The refugees work they bring me my slop

>>218090451
What can I say? I LOVE brown people!

suppose id better get out of bed

>>218090243
based neoliberal gato eyeing up the quorn nuggie.

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Received child benefits and all tha
Now receiving disability benefits
Got you drones wrapped around my finger

was at a fireworks thing last night and there was an old man in front of me who thought he was recording them but he hadn’t pressed the record button so after a while I tapped the button for him and then he tried to fight me. Was I in the wrong?

AWS Default VPCs will always give you a VPC CIDR of 172.31.0.0/16
Just in case you were curious x

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Being on benefits isn't shameful but doing nothing to change your situation is.

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todays bets

>>218090362
at the worst time of year too

I get paid 2200 a month for pretending to be depressed lmfao look dont hate the player hate the game the country is a joke and its finished lad drop any pretence of morality or sense of justice in the world this island is done for and we're heading to a total collapse soon to get the bennies IN, get the refugees HOUSED and the women RAPED

>>218090451
>>refugees getting free money and hotel rooms
>Go right ahead good sir! dont want to be racist now do we??
a widely held position among /brit/ posters, which you have absolutely blown to smithereens

>>218090337
change the channel marge

Meanwhile people at my toil will piss and moan that a fellow toilmate isn't moving as many boxes as them.

>>218090485
I love brown people so much I moved to a brown country

>>218090545
oh dear if you don't like it then move more boxes

Would the cat eat the quorn nugget?
Imagine the energy it would get from it to do cat things

I have a job but on slow days we dont have any work so I just get paid to sit around. best of both worlds, really

toil freaks seething at us benny chads

>>218090537
I guarantee you the lads on here seething about their tax money going to dolescum are the exact same people who spam about rorke all day and are leftymongs

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thoughts on this coat? sales are on now

>>218090515
being a parasite and speeding up the downfall of this shithole is a moral duty

>>218090282
mental to think there was a time when the english team didn't look like a pack of feral gorillas flown in straight from darkest africa

oh a new VPN larp is it, fascinating stuff

>>218090561
See you on Monday.

No matter how bad things get I just wouldn't be able to bring myself to scam my fellow man by claiming bennies

just asked for a pay rise from toilberg. His response?

>Why should you get paid more than anybody else?

Did approaching your boss for a pay rise ever happen in the past? Or was it just in the films?

>>218090578
Yep that's definitely a coat

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toilers you really should be making better use of the only Thursday bank holiday of the entire year there won't be another one

Have any of you lads had a Laphroaig before? Any fans? Last time I bought a bottle it was ruined a bit by my manager at work spraying TCP everywhere, so it was all I could think about lol

>>218090600
do you even realize the amount of money the government spends on utterly shameful shit like genocide and that?
yeah if you need it you might as well claim

>>218090609
Did this actually happen
Because you know you're meant to have an answer to that question prepared

>>218090609
>>Why should you get paid more than anybody else?
Well, what was your answer?
(Ignoring the fact that this didn't happen)

>>218090639
>genocide
Lol

>>218090600
Letting your foolish sense of pride get in the way of self-preservation when life gets you down. Starve to death? Yes please, the imaginary corner demon in your head constructed by the Telegraph and Daily Mail newspaper will judge you oh noooo

>>218090600
if you've been paying into the system then you should use it if you need it

genociding a 400g packet of custard creams

>>218090673
i dont think eggmong has ever paid into the system

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HOLY SHIT TOILBROS

2027

TWO EXTRA OFFICIAL BANK HOLIDAY DAYS

WE ARE SO BACK

>>218090671
Not starving though am I. Foolish strawman

>>218090600
only people earning over 50k are net contributors to the economy. everyone else just a different degree of parasite.

>>218090530
so do I and have done for 15 years
I get full pip too and drive a BMW paid for by mobility scheme
They think I'm on a cocktail of depression meds. I've never been depressed nor taken a tablet for depression
They can't test for it, that's why it's so easy. All you have to do is spin them a yarn about feeling depressed and anxious and the money will start to flood in
I feel I have women's suffrage and liberalism to thank for this

happy new year heatherchad
just kidding fucking kill yourself

>>218090627
The English and their Welsh slaves getting cucked once again

England and Wales
>8 bank holidays
Scotland
>9 bank holidays
Northern Ireland
>10 bank holidays
France
>11 bank holidays
Italy
>12 bank holidays
Spain
>12-14 bank holidays (depending on region)

>>218090282
I spent my new years eve watching Flavio Azzaro and David Quint talk about why boquita sucks ass now

>>218090642
>>218090654
My answer has always been the answer I give and the most simple one, I work harder and produce more than the others. And the statistics each yearly review demonstrate it. Then the toilberg responds with
>Its not good time for the business
And I say its not my problem because I'm not in charge of the business I'm only in charge of my own performance and we go round and round and round and round over and over again

I don't want to go to work tomorrow it's not right.

>>218090701
bloody woke rubbish

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>me mum died in the holly

>>218090757
should've tried harder in school sunshine

you could be claiming bennies and being worry free, but you just had to be a fuck up

>>218090752
I forgot the link
https://youtu.be/AMuqGaUZ1uA?si=q1IMkStxRpJMMKSL

>>218090757
Why didn't you use your annual leave then

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might have to get a job this year

>>218090639
>>218090671
>>218090673
>>218090600
All this 100%

>>218090777
thanks mate <3

Tomorrow's holiday in Scotland the merriment will continue

BACK TO WORK FOR YOU ENGLISH AND WELSH

>>218090702
And if your toil company packs up? If you become redundant? You're going to just fade away are you? No, you will claim bennies and you will like

>>218090794
feeling dysphoric again now

>>218090710
fake retarded statistic

>>218090794
corrr source

>>218090756
>we go round and round and round and round over and over again
this is your boss knowing youre a mong and leading you on when really you should have left for a better job elsewhere ages ago.

TOMORROW IS A WORK DAY

TOMORROW IS A WORK DAY

TOMORROW IS A WORK DAY

TOMORROW IS A WORK DAY

TOMORROW IS A WORK DAY

>>218090794
corr
love women's minges and bumholes

>>218090710
yeah some office cunt who does nothing but sit around and send emails is better for the economy than a person who sells food or builds houses

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howl

pride comes before the fall

>>218090834
How about you stop roleplaying as someone important and cheerleading for businesses and get the cock out of your mouth lad haha

>>218090828
cope on my fellow leech

noooo you have to continue to work and pay in to the system that invites millions of indians in to the country every year to replace you anyway

>>218090868
you're a doormat

>>218090801
Why would I be in work tomorrow? I get 30 days of annual leave per year, plus bank holidays and the days between christmas and new year, plenty enough to book tomorrow off

gay pride comes before the gay fall

The entire Jewish state exists off US taxpayer-funded financial aid
You don't see Israeli Jews having any qualms or guilt about it

>>218090893
I'm not the one that has to go to work tomorrow ;)

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some shite rng on our bank holibobs (röda dagar) for us, only 7 out of a possible 13 this year

>>218090858
women are like fairground rides
fucking MENTAL

a life spent on the dole
what a non-existence

>>218090801
bodied those southron freaks

>>218090914
you're too scared to make any kind of progress in your life

>>218090805
Yes but I'm not IN THAT SITUATION you retard

>>218090858
not that funny. it is a bit of a crass thing to do. any considerate person would know a generic happy new years message likely wouldn't be appreciated
good use of the word demented though

I get 365 days' leave per year since retiring at the end of 6th form

>>218090923
a life spent appeasing toilberg
what a non-existence

>>218090866
well yeah pride is in June

>>218090938
Only the lowest IQ of people have an inability to think about unexpected events in the future in their lives. Grow up mate I can tell you're in your early 20s

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>>218090889
kek jeets living rent free

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>>218090923
and what a life!

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lol

mumberg called me a horrid little parasite again :/

>>218090957
don't go to work to appease toilberg mate

haven’t brush my teeth since last year

truth nuke incoming
reallocating wealth from some rich cunt who just uses it to extract economic rent and giving it to a poor dosser who spends it on food, booze and entertainment is a major benefit to the economy

>>218090935
What does progress mean to you? Have you been outside recently? Its done, the country is actually done. Its not worth it anymore. People used to stand outside train stations on platforms at 6am every morning in the pouring rain to sit in a packed train to London. But that was back when it was worth it and people knew they would progress in time. Not anymore

>>218090987
women be like how do i select for the most manipulative liar possible

>>218091023
fuck up dtfic

Visiting an uncontacted tribe to find my dream porn-free bf

We'll get rid of the benny mongs soon enough and they'll mostly just end up roping

>>218090817
you need a good rogering

>>218091032
if its all so hopeless, why haven't you killed yourself?

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>>218090981
>insuring

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all my anime girls are wishing me happy new year :D

>>218090972
I'm 32 and your reading comprehension and projection is abysmal

>>218090923
because minimum and median wage jobs contribute so much do they?
contribute to making your boss who inherited the company and spends all his time on a beach richer

>>218091023
donmld ttump

>>218091065
Because like I said to you earlier, some of us aren't yankified rodents like you and don't associate self-worth and personal success with how much money you have

>>218090946
>it is a bit of a crass thing to do. any considerate person would know a generic happy new years message likely wouldn't be appreciated
Why?

The 2026 update

I have to pay the council money (price goes up soon)
I have to pay the gas company money (price goes up soon)
I have to pay the electric company money (price goes up soon)
I have to pay the water company money (price goes up soon)
I have to pay the landlordberg money (price goes up soon)
I have to pay the internet company money (price frozen until 2027)
I have to pay the mobile phone company money (price the same)
I have to pay the amazon prime money (price the same)
I have to pay my tv licence company money (price goes up soon)
I have to pay the car finance company money (Upgrade for this year planned)
I have to pay the car insurance company money (price goes up soon)
I have to pay to fuel the car money (price goes up soon)
I have to pay to park the car money (price reduced after negotiation)
I have to pay the road tax money (price goes up soon)
I have to pay the MOT money (price goes up soon)
I have to pay the pay per mile money (soon to be enacted)
I have to pay the gym membership money (price frozen)
The government takes money out of my money before I even get it (even more now)
The pensionberg takes money out of my money before I even get it (even more now)
The student loan company takes money out of my money before I even get it (percentage remains the same)
I thankfully have no credit card debt money to pay
I thankfully have no childcare money to pay
I do not have home or contents insurance of any kind
I do not have life insurance of any kind

these bennymongs sure do know a lot about the bosses despite never being hired by one

>>218091081
You're 32 years old and you're incapable of assessing and readjusting your perspective on bennies by thinking about what could happen to you? Are you braindead?

no pussy no work

>>218091097
bizarre strawman cope.

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>>218090485
9 hour shifts for the wife's bvll and his ten other anglo concubines

>>218091023
sir john maynard keynes

>>218090987
I watched a video of a woman that quit watching porn complaining it was impossible to find a man that did not watch porn

And it is impossible she will never find it. That woman is looking for a man that's an expert liar.

Starting a Somali daycare tomorrow. Hope I'm not too late behind the trend to make $$$$

>>218091137
Years of youtube short slop and podcasts have fried your brain and your own sense of worth

every male in gen alpha will be a neet

>>218091152
This year I shall stop watching porn

>>218090987
I genuinely dont watch porn if im in a relationship dont know why id watch other people having sex when I can just do it myself

>>218090282
the problem with the west is that although refugees and mass migration do affect their economies the truth is that the right wingers and conservatives only care about the racial composition of said migrants, while the left wingers and liberals defend every single aspect of mass migration only to counter the racists, there is no real answer to the social problems of the west which is lack of employment, crime rates, and corrupt governments, if there is not enough employment then there is no need for mass migration, and the law should apply to everyone equally without preferences, obviously none of that gets enforced because the political class is in its entirety corrupt and they only care bout perpetuating themselves in power using the refugees and white supremacists as sheeple to manipulate and engineer the society they want, which is a crime ridden society without working class rights, pretty much the United States

gonna read finnegans wake this year
and the bible

>>218091197
ok

>>218091179
wagie genocide is no longer just a conspiracy theory

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Get me out of this grim arse godforsaken mountain-riddled provincial hellhole

>>218090987
maybe she can find a guy who's never been on the internet before who was raised by wolves but she'd probably find something wrong with him too 2bh

>>218091197
Yawn

>>218091208
>finnegans wake
will be too hard for a mong like you

>>218091197
sybau

>>218091165
from what you have divulged about yourself, my life is absolutely much better than yours and not just monetarily.
just pure cope coming from you right now. sad bastard

If you think working minimum wage is so based, why not go and lick the bums of every hardworking afghan and paki food delivery driver and the pajeets serving you your McDonald's order

>>218091197
alri Dostoevsky

>>218090957
if you can't support yourself and have to rely on charity instead of your own ability, you aren't really human

is that a fucking huge tome written by a jf ranting schizophrenically about shit no-one cares about? can't wait to read it

>>218091101
because their new year is obviously not going to be happy

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>>218091208
give one of these a go I read them all last year

Leftypol, a gender confused NEET, saying his labour is being exploited by the capital.

>>218091265
dont know that the future is unwritten

>>218091260
bigot

Me? Former neet/student (same thing) who got a decent job. It has its ups and downs just like anything

>>218091249
Your self-worth is dependent on money, you're practically a woman. Thats why you've been flying off the handle when you see people posting much simpler lives on bennies and they're happier than you. Nothing angers mongs like you more than people who are happier but poorer than you.

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>>218091273
>Venki Ramakrishnan

The best representation of my political beliefs are in Evelyn Waugh's writing.

>>218091217
tfw no greekette gf

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>>218091197
>Japan being a racially/culturally homogeneous country
:)

>Any white country being a racially/culturally homogeneous country
:/

>>218091273
alri Ruby

>>218091145
that's not keynesian idiot

>>218090987
mental that I couldn't meet this girl and talk her into watching zoo with me

The toilers are all riled up

>>218091111
nice quads

>>218091309
more strange strawman positions and assertions.
all you're doing is conjuring up excuses for why you're an abject loser. you're like incels who say they're actually volcels. pure pathetic cope.
everyone sees straight through it mate.

>>218091309
there is self worth in supporting yourself though

your life is dependent on the money that you ungratefully leech from the rest of us. thankfully those systems won't be there for you forever and you'll get a hard dose of reality.

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>>218088866
wheres uncle baz and his biplane when you need him

>>218091278
capitalists do exploit their workers, that's why they bring cheap labor forces, it is literally in their name, cheap underpaid labor, if anything they wish they could bring slavery back which is why bringing slavery back is a huge point of conversation among white supremacist groups, they are getting manipulated to bring slavery back while refugees are getting manipulated to lower the standards of the working class by lowering the wages and the social and public services the companies should their workers access to

>>218091265
>How DARE you wish me a Happy New Year as I lie on this sunbed on a Moroccan beach!
Come on, she isn't distraught at all. She's probably more upset that those "generic" Happy New Year messages didn't ask her about Morocco, and she's just pretending it's because of her daughter.

>>218091295
mate if your daughter dies every subsequent holiday will be tarnished by the lack of her presence. at some point you'll get over it, but the picture here is that she clearly hasn't and her friends aren't taking that into account when wishing her a happy new year

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oh we are very grateful for it, now go do your taxes or whatever for us

>>218091363
how is it not
>>218091520
yh but my leftypol strawman said that

>i choose to be a poor miserable neet freak
LOL sure

>>218091480
At the end of the day you're the one in this thread and the previous thread wasting his time raging at people who've found cheat codes to living a better, simpler life while you grind on for diminishing returns. You won't get a mortgage, you won't settle down, economic carnage returned to England and its like the 20th century never happened. You are a dunce and you need to get a clue.

>>218091569
done him

what kind of NPC sends a happy new year message lmao

TIME FOR A ZOOT

I was a NEET for New Years 2025 and felt quite depressed.
Contrast to this year and I feel pretty great. Don't feel any of that depression that oft comes with the turn of the year.

I don't understand for the life of me why NEETs don't get that same feeling.
My little brother graduated 2.5 years ago and hasn't even bothered applying for a job. He went to a good uni too.
Just bizarre to me.

>>218091520
Honduras has no immigration policy. Illegal immigrants can't arrive in Honduras and squat there, they are removed. Same for all latam countries. I just want my country to have the same attitude towards immigrants that got e country has.

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I'm feeling tired and ill and that I'm not good enough or right for this woman.
Feel like I need to be bigger and stronger but I've been losing weight and getting weaker due my stomach being in knots, losing sleep, worried that I'm too boring or different than her, scared she could be knocked up.
I'm in a sorry state of affairs lads, hold me boys, I'm dying

>>218091496
thank you for the two emails you send while sitting in the office on 4chan for 8 hours a day

neets live like budget millionaires will all their free time and the freedom to spend time on hobbies and holidays
who would chose minimum wage drudgery over living like a budget millionaire?

>>218091588
Try not being a miserable twat for January at least, might do you some good

>>218091595
DUDE WEED LMAO!

>>218091496
>there is self worth in supporting yourself though
Is there? Why? I would see it more as a "nice to have" but at the end of the day its money I need to survive, and money from strangers or money earned toiling is still money worth the same amount.

>>218091597
it's all fun and games now but in no time he'll have spent 10 years in his room with no experience, no skills, no relationships, and ir will be impossible to re-integrate him into society

>>218091597
>graduated 2.5 years ago and hasn't even bothered applying for a job. He went to a good uni too
kaytim

bit cold
could do with a cuddle x
any takers? x

>>218091569
ive already achieved those things though. not everyone is a coping loser like you.

>>218091550
keynesian economics is when you tax and don't spend or spend but don't tax

>>218091616
haha how many messages did you send lad

>>218091657
hiya xx

>>218091533
probably wanted to get away from the toil of daily life while she's grieving the loss of her daughter mate. my family and extended family did the same after the death of one of my cousins. we laid his ashes to rest there as he loved the place and made it a family tradition to go back there when we could to commemorate his loss.
try being less of a presumptive cunt

the /brit/ contract

toilrunt waging to pay mousey's PIP and toilberg's new yacht
mousey's PIP going to umagame carat packs

>>218091657
Yorkshire? x

>>218091637
this is basically eggmong which is obviously an extremely daunting realisation which is why he's constructed a thick layer of cope to protect him

>>218091637
it is absolutely not all fun and games now
He wakes up, watches his twitch streamers for 8 hours, plays games himself for the other 8 hours, then goes to sleep.
That's been every single day for 2.5 years for him.

Any time I ask him when he keeps saying "soon", but he said soon two fucking years ago.
And if you push the subject he just gives the silent treatment until you get tired and leave him alone.

Genuinely don't know how we're related. I get that acquisitive competitive feeling just from talking to cunts on /brit/ who are doing better than me.

>>218091657
*gives you a hug*

>>218091637
>actually thinking employers care about experience and skills
Confirmed retard. Employers are employing third world biomass indians and nigerians as "nurses" in the NHS, the whole thing is done now. The bottom fell out years ago. Only spastics actually think there is any kind of process other than a race to the bottom on wages that is considering when hiring now. I bet you think a firm handshake gives you a better chance too

>>218091694
how the fuck did you know that? x

>try being less of a presumptive cunt
Fuck off nigger or I'll rape you in the ass

>>218091628
your life depends on bureaucratic fiat
it could be taken away at the stroke of a pen
that is no way to live

Being a grumpy mong is passé
In 2026, /brit/ is a place for mirth

i can sell up and move abroad when shit hits the fan. you neet shitheads are stuck here forever

>>218091682
what you say is true but also an oversimplification, becuase injecting money in the domestic market (e.g. via the distributive measure you proposed) is also a core part of it

And the concept of white supremacy is invalid considering it never takes into consideration that Asians feel a sense of supremacy and don't want to be replaced in Asian countries. Tired of stupid brown people tugging on the white man's apron strings for charity while calling us white supremacists at the same time. Fuck off deadweight.

>>218091705
Thanks for that biting analysis from someone who never leaves the house

>>218091728
So does yours. Your life depends on the headwinds of global market forces that can easily throw you in to poverty the next time any geopolitical or economic event happens. My life is backed by law and the state. Your is backed by jewish "investors" and "stockholders"

neets live like budget trustfund kids. neither have jobs.
yet one is considered immoral while the other is considered fine and their unearned lifestyle is glamourised.

shut up you boring yank bastard just fuck off

>>218091767
The truth hurts doesnt it? Come on mate brush up your CV and remember to put in your time as the head scout two decades ago!!

>>218090858
>on 29 October
Fucking hell time to get over it and move on

Any brits realizing we've just fought for the wrong side? We should have fought with Germany

room fucking stinks of cock pong

rich kids of universal credit

>>218091749
if shit really hits the fan, you'll be stuck here with the rest of us

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England has Zero(0) world cup, the only (rigged) worl cup won by the cursed islands was won by great Britain which is dead

>>218091770
rich kids have lots of money which they spend.

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wtf how

if you want to leech off the taxpayer then do what youve got to do but dont pretend youve got the moral high ground

rich kids of beverly pips

suddenly the mongs in here are up in arms about people not earning their living, but millions of refugees just getting free shit and nobody says anything on /brit/ Confirmed 77th brigade nudge units in here

>>218091846
Praying for Somalis

bored of it all
you ALL need to get a clue, desperately.

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People buying cryptocurrency in the UK now need to share their account details or face penalties, in changes that came into effect on 1 January.

The move by the UK's tax body is designed to ensure they pay all relevant tax on buying and selling crypto, including capital gains tax.

HMRC will begin automatically collecting information on all users of cryptocurrency exchanges - which are effectively the industry's banks - in a bid to start collecting tens of millions in unpaid tax.

>>218091839
inshallah Algeria beats you in the semi final of the AFCON and you have to let go of western sahara as punishmnt

need this country out of business

>>218091876
yeh mate, no one has ever complained about parasite foreigners on /brit/

>>218091770
a rich trustfund kid pays tax using his willfully gifted funds
a neet leeches off of the tax payer so he can doss around doing nothing all day

>>218091846
i'm guessing it was filled beyond capacity without enough exits, same as always

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LET THE GAMES BEGIN

going to have to side with the neets on this one
they alone can continue arguing until 4am

>>218091344
you think you are racially superior while being this ignorant, autistic, and just straight up dumb, or you are just part of the 1% using his free time to gaslight neets in a basket weaving forum

japan is a capitalistic dystopia, even before their economy went to shit the average japanese was a depressed wageslave, a country that had a strong economy but also one of the highest suicide rates in the world with a working class so over worked they didn't have the time or money to have kids and start a family

the japanese economy is now completely collapsed and even tho japan doesn't have a crime or mass migration problem its society is falling apart to third world shithole levels because of the errors their government committed in the past, Japan is not bringing millions of cheap labor forces from the third world to keep the capitalism going, which is the same thing that is happening to the west

I never said that white countries existing is something bad, I said being a racist is bad, your country isn't going to collapse just because your oneitis married and had kids with an african instead of you

inb4 China's beithrates are collapsing despite being communism, China forced their citizens to have only one kid and stopped forcing them to do that until 2020, so they have barely started to have a healthy society again, plus China is not a racist homogenous society, they bring thousands of africans to their nation to study, the big difference between China and the west is that China does not bring migrants to become cheap labor so mass migration is not a thing, and also they treat everyone equally which means law is enforced on the migrants just like any other Chinese which stops migrant gangs and migrant criminal organizations from forming, this works so well that despite China having cities full or african migrants they have successfully become part of chinese society, which is why racists claim China is a homogenous hitlerian society, just peak autism

>>218091876
brit is a normie gen filled with government sycophants that masked and vaxxed like good nigger cattle. Bellends most of them.

>>218091769
Your life depends on those same forces even more precariously. The first thing we would jettison is the parasites. You'd be starving in the streets or in the trenches long before those headwinds took me out.

>>218091909
Not really no. I do see leftymong calling (you) calling everybody a rorke when its alluded to though

thats honduras in the filter

Keynesian economics is the deluded mongotheory that a bunch of sluggish government halfwits with no market insights can steer spending and output by magical fiscal policies that'll mend everything in no time

>>218091876
now THIS is cope

>>218091938
im a rorke you fraggle

>>218091933
Oh yeah mate im sure the faceless, anonymous shareholders in their emergency business zoom calls will have you in mind when they slash 40,000 jobs globally after a dire Q2 lmfao you are DELUSIONAL

>>218091921
Egypt to win, Nigeria 2nd.

>>218091921
ziedy salivating at this so he is

>>218091921
>good guys
Sudan
Benin
Tanzania
Mozambique
>Bad guys
Everyone else

>>218091985
No if Salah wins the football media will be furious
He's only good at Liverpool you see

>>218091921
might as well just hand it to cameroon dont they win it literally every time

why dont heirs and trustfund babies in their 20s and 30s who jet around the world and have never worked in their lives get criticised?
and doesn't it prove that its normal for humans to not work if they have the choice not to? toilers dream about their retirement or winning the lottery so they can stop working and doss about. pro sportspeople retire in their late twenties or thirties. most of them just doss about for the rest of their lives.

next on /brit/ - feckless NEETs reveal how the economy REALLY works - stay tuned!

>>218091928
Japan is so awful and dystopian that Japanese people film faked 'depresso.salaryman witu no friend:(' videos for YouTube and they get millions of views from idiots. Your argument is based upon a dull caricature of cursory knowledge about life in Japan. Americans are the ones dying early from stress related preventable death, such as heart attack and stroke. Funny how stuffing as many immigrants as possible inside of the United States has actually lowered the life outcomes for Americans, not made them better.

>>218091846
Fire kills

>>218092062
got your arse handed to you after the truth got revealed to your unthinking toiler mind didnt you

it is extremely funny that one drug addled mong getting a council house has caused such a long rage from the toilfreaks

>>218091846
>Flammable sound proofing
>Playing with sparklers indoors
>One tight staircase in and out

Bit like the station nightclub fire, mad how people still can't manage basic fire safety

find this whole argument incredibly tedious personally

>>218092115
happened in macedonia as well just a few months ago

are bbc porn production companies run by ziedy types?

>>218092059
they literally do
you get criticised more because you are a leech on society living a boring mentally ill life and embody every trait considered negative by society

>>218092082
erm ackshually it's the combustion products (carbon monoxide/dioxide) that kill by suffocation, usually

neets should be sent to labour camps

>>218092059
completely irrelevant

love fire safety regulations in this country so i do. Brothers entire block of flats got condemned by the fire brigade and shut down after the tumble dryer was found to be a fire hazard

>>218092100
there's two of us who got council flats
I don't know about the other lad, but personally I've never taken any type of drug

mousey go live please... i'm so bored.

rorke envisaging a financial collapse the likes of which hasn't been seen since the great depression to justify sitting in his smeggy incel lair wanking to hentai

why don't the neets get jobs as mobile fire watchers? 30k to walk around and look at your phone

>>218092128
What if their parents scammed people to get rich and now their kids are living off the proceeds?
and what of that natural inclination to want to work? funny how it disappears once you are rich

>>218092187
they're too frightened to interact with the world

We need the government to invest in a massive infrastructure programme that offers job placements and training exclusively to British

>>218092174
um
qrd on mousey’s streaming venture?

>>218091705
Not to mention the adult woman daycare that is the corporate world.
>I bet you think a firm handshake gives you a better chance too
it does desu

>>218091982
yes and you'll do fine out of the global economic meltdown won't you

can't think of a worse way to die than being crushed in a tight exit while burning to death in a mass melting fleshheap.

I avoid big crowds and always inspect buildings if I'm going in if its going to be crowded for fire exits.

sausages still havent defrosted

bennymong thinking the bennies will continue during the apocalypse

just wait until toilmongs find out nobody in HR personally reads CVs anymore and they just put it into an AI software app to pick up key words in your very long and boring mission statement lmfao

>>218092206
he tried to stream uma game but he wanted to talk and answer questions
his mic would only work when he was in the twitch app which caused him to rage immensely about android
he used obs and just showed us around his room and talked a bit, ranted about ziedy and heatherpaedo and dropped literally hundreds of hard r n words

hungry and want me dinner

>>218092232
microwaves have a function for that

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Rorke's kryptonite

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>>218092059
working is not natural unless you are a SLAVE

luckily the welfare state is a temporary madness and it will self destruct

>>218092217
My masters who hold the keys to the treasury are accountable in elections. Yours are anonymous japanese and american jews in skyscrapers. You've been done well and truly here

>>218092286
cavemen just sat around all day did they

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as a yank, i want to move to scotland in about 5 years
they're going to make it impossible for me, huh? they'll let Ranjeev in but not a white american

>>218092201
then they are probably criticised
>and what of that natural inclination to want to work? funny how it disappears once you are rich
it doesn't though. rich kids usually take up some occupation. they're just not motivated by material gain

>>218092270
yeah but it half cooks them and makes them grim
i can wait an extra hour

>>218092070
you are so dumb, Japan and the United States have the same problems because both are hyper capitalistic societies, the japanese being overworked wageslaves is not a fantasy, their birthrates are completely ruined and their economy is collapsing because of that, it is not an invention, it is the reality hyoercapitalism created in japan, and the USA being the country that imposed that system in the world is the exact same even with cheap labor force being pumped into the country to keep the plantation going, it will still be the same, if anything the USA is at a stage Japan is barely getting into which is dividing the working class using tribalistic policies which is why the USA is so full of racists and people that hate each other just for the color of their skin, a thing capitalists exploit from mass migration, they are not only lowering the wages they are also dividing the society, creating a country within a country that is impossible to fix because both sides make sure the status quo exists so they can keep their racial war

>>218092290
We throw £200 billion a year in to the NHS mate, nothing ever changes.

>>218092252
Fucks sake can’t believe I missed this

>>218092297
they killed something once every now and then, and then they just fucked off home and shagged for a bit

Mousey stream collab with Danny and Gary Eats when?

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…and a horsey new year!

alright toilmongs literally what would change if every neetmong started working

Umaposter

Please go...

Live now...!

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>>218092299
What skills do you have to warrant entry before Ranjeev?

>>218092342
wages would been further suppressed

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>>218092327

2 more weeks until the AI bubble bursts
2 more weeks until the welfare state collapses
2 more weeks until rorke's nazi coup happens
2 more weeks until leftypol's communist revolution happens

>>218092327
plorshe

mousey twitch stream was so fire!!!

>>218092361
Just the same mong shit you people said when Russia was on the Ukraine border. Then it happened

>>218092294
They're also accountable to reality, if you kill the host you can't keep sucking the blood. You will be discarded.

>>218092350
totally not scripted strawman shite

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rorke's wife

>>218092379
it was grim and made me feel itchy

>>218092387
They're accountable to their voters, not reality. Otherwise they're be out of the job with no power, and they want to continue to be in power. So they'll ignore reality

>>218092384
and what exactly did happen?

35yo retired footballers living fundamentally the same daily lifestyle as neets on bennies except a lot more lavishly, and not a single peep from toilers about them. their only argument being that ex footballers don't take money from taxpayers, yet we know that billions of taxpayers money is wasted annually on pointless schemes like giving money to corrupt african countries, Israel and ukraine

>>218092416
They crossed the border and you mongs moved on to your next "nothing ever happens" meme

>>218088431
>>218088431

>>218092059
humans need to work to survive, every animal needs to work to survive, the thing is that in the complex and highly advanced human society hunting and farming are no longer the only things required to survive

you need to work, but you can work at something you are passionate about, believe it or not in the past most engineers, most scientists, most mathematicians, most physicists, didn't do it for the money, they did it because it was their passion, and because of that working felt less like a hardship and more like something they needed to live a happy life

most people need to work ugly jobs tho, but even then some people enjoy their jobs, in the past most jobs were self owned as well which lowered the hardship

>>218092428
grow up

>>218092350
I have a tidy sum of money saved (nm, about 150k) so I have enough for a down payment on some hovel by Edinburgh maybe (glaswegians don't seethe your city is a dump)
I work a white collar office job that contributes little otherwise

being an mp in a swing seat must be the most stressful shit ever one wrong foot you are thrown out

you must have to suck so much cock to get a cushy safe seat

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>accountable to reality

remember when the nothingburger mongs said OFCOM wouldn't come after us

it pie night