Reality edition
Aish
reckon the big balancing act 2026 for me is between trying to be a good person and being really racist
>>218092497wow however did they afford to pay it i wonder
I hate rich people I hate immigrantsWhat now leftymong?
>>218092517
>>218092515they didnt so ofcom will get the courts to block 4chanthey did this with thepiratebayi dont understand how some of you fail to grasp this
this thread will go down soon
>>218092517what are you going to do about it
The best place to live in England is Hampshire by a wide margin.
Mmm keep licking dem boots rorke
Ok i will...Subscribe to uma poster twitch..!
>>218092542>so ofcom will get the courts to block 4chanbeavering away at this are they yeah
>>218092548this is absolutely heartbreaking
>>218092548science did this
>>218092534
>>218092515are you thick
>>218092548its all a big scam since the betting companies got involved
>>218092485You ever dread about coming home I am sad I am home
oh fuck it I need a wank and BBC porn is too peng to give up, I'll get my shit together in 2027
>>218092597>yankim
Is Florian Squirtz doing anything?
>>218092548first 9/11 and now this
here's what we know>4chan hasn't paid any fines>4chan hasn't been blocked>i'm posting on 4chan right now
>218092625okay spaki
>>218092617>since the betting companies got involvedneed them banned
>>218092640rork'kot
theres a video of the start of the fire and people are laughing
>>218092640me on the left
>>218092640
>>218092597based. no American male should live life as an anteater dick
It was real. All of it
>>218092625i see you're in a dark place right now toilmong
this general moves far too fast to be comfy
>>218092701/brit/ is the fastest general on the whole of 4chan
>>218092687dogs and cats are horrible mutantsproper NPC behaviour to keep pets
>>218092697never toiled a day in my life
>>218092485It's mad how all of our current woes are through bad choices over decades and it's really easy to fix them all but no political party has the will to fix it and it'll take the bond market to step up and sort us out
>>218092719cope and seethe and cry, freak
>>218092728what are you like a cartoon villain?
>>218092697>>218092732oooff that backfired
>>218092551Yeah, I dont live there but I agree Any particular towns or areas in Hampshire that you would recommend?
>>218092728
>>218092728What sort of main character activities have you been up to today? Wanking and farting? Right-o
>>218092624Every day after work i slump up the same metal stairs into my apartment where i open a whiskey rum vodka whatever strong drink fills my needs that day i proceed to drink and i feel okay for a bit in my own Solace and empty misery sometimes i dont but i drink because i have nothing other warm in my life maybe ill go to the bar or something and smoke cigarettes until my throat hurts but i go to bed and wake up head to work another day earning enough to get by and then i continue
>>218092728more of a bird man are you?
>>218092701fr fr
>>218092760you cant suffer in denmark though. top 5 country on earth.
>>218092732>>218092752toilfreak doing damage control when i called him out #Toil4Tyrone
>>218092768keeping birds in a cage is horriblepet owners hate animals the most
Been to 48 countries
I am 33 years old and I have never had a job. When I turned 18 on the 26th June 2010, I claimed Jobseekers Allowance, later to be known as Universal Credit. I've been to countless "back to work" schemes by incoming governments, A2E, Basepoint, B2W, Maximus etc. I've gone to weekly, then daily CV writing courses in business centres, in "workshops" and events at the local job centre. I have never gotten a job from any of it. I haven't earned a penny from my own labour my entire life.
>>218092798ah ok thensay hello to gilbert the goldfish for me
got the Neon Genesis Evangelion on
I FUCKING LOVE IT WHEN I GET BLACKLISTED FROM YOUTUBE COMMENTING FOR LIKE HALF A DAY OR SOMETHING AND THERES NO WARNING OR ANYTHING
It's the jews fault I have no gf or career (unironically)
>>218092846no hard rs
>>218092847Sorry you can't equate those in power with jews even though jews are overrepresented in just about everything.It's the "billionaires" fault, m8
>>218092846first 9/11 and now this
A toast to another year of /brit/!Prosit!
grim
BIG BOOTY ASIANS!
I think foreskins come in many different forms... some of which are fine, but some are more trouble than they're worth. It also depends on how mobile your frenulum is.In summary, I would say that in some cases, being circumcised would suit men more, while in other cases being circumcised would offer no added benefits. The trouble is you don't know what type of foreskin you'll have until you're fully matured, and being circumcised as an adult has downsides such as cost and recovery.I think the option of adult circumcision should be more widely offered by the NHS, as I feel there is an unmet need for it
>>218092880heil hitler
>>218092760You know it sucks because Taiwan was beautiful I spent 2 weeks there and it was nice I think the coolest part is the night markets outside of Taipei Taichung and hualein are beautiful
>>218092485replace the blackedman with a codemonkey with two cookies and make the lizardman say somethnig like 'kill the rich class war now'
>>218092935mate sort it out
Might get a curry for tea. Not had one in ages.
>>218092937
Test
Fuck sake is heathermong going to start spackerposting about circumcision now
>>218092837ktim but I'm 37do you remember atos origin? or maybe you don't as they were for esa claimantsdid you get gcses, a-levels or similar? i got a-levels at 6th form
just scranned mumberg's delicious chicken thighs
>>218092837Should round people like you and let toilers hunt you down and kill you for light entertainment.You're an absolute parasite and increase the taxes of everyone else who actually works to pay for everything in society like the NHS, defence, education, police, fire brigade and you literally do nothing but sponge off all this.Absolute cunt, just fucking kill yourself and do society a favour. You have already amounted to nothing and it seems pointless existing for a further 40 years doing fuck all but being a huge parasite
women in public spaces love to discuss their periods
>>218092977
waiting for...horsehorsehorsumusumaeto golive...!
>>218092683loooool fuck em
>>218092995based
swiss gf 2026
>>218092683where u watching that then
>>218093046hearing swiss gfs are very hot this year
Lesbians in the 70's
>>218093046she died in the fire sadly
>>218093046shes fire!
Jimmy Carr's 2026>January 7th - January 29thdoing 30 gigs in New Zealand>Feb 21stTwo gigs in Dubai>Feb 25th - March 17thover a Dozen gigs in Australia>April 15th - May 1stanother dozen Australian gigs>Throughout June and JulyGigs all over Sweden, Germany, Latvia, Estonia, Switzerland>September 3rdTwo gigs in Carlisle>September - November30ish dates in every single Canadian province>Oct 8th-10th3 gigs in Finland>Nov 7thgig in France>Dec 3rd-12thDozen or so gigs in Netherlands>Dec 15th and 16th2 gigs in Icelandand that's whilst presenting absolutely everything on Channel 4 and raising 2 kidsnigga's a madmanA MADMAN
ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0
>>218093094shame hes not funny
there was an anon here who was trying to stretch out his phimosis foreskin. i had a mate who told me he had phimosis too. it seems quite a common condition in uncircumcised males.another common is having a tight frenulum. I suffered from this, and in my early 20s was offered a circumcision on the nhs. In hindsight, I realise this would have been overkill since nothing was wrong with my foreskin itself. It was only my banjo string that was tight. I self treated it now my foreskin is perfectly mobile.
not very christmassy some of these posts
>>218093018they were all french tourists
rorke learning to choose deen over dunya in 2026
>>218093094he's been increasingly positioning himself as some sort of social commentator and i'm not a fan of it i have to say
>>218093110literally 1 in 100 males not common at all
>>218093094works less than the average toilman
>>218093124good
>>218093110Was just going to ask about that. Thanks for the update lad.
bet phimosis lads just didn't wank properly. probably humped the pillow or something weird.
>>218093094He was unironically funnier before his hair transplant
>>21809313510% is quite a lot actually
>>218092995you pay taxes? i never have, why would i fund the rape and replacement of our people with taxes? you daft genocidal rape enabling cunt lol
>>218093044so proud of her for finally taking the plunge
>>218093149
>>218093072https://xcancel.com/liasagan/status/2006761995908022425#m
on my deen
cats decided to throw up so that's just great
>>218092517>I hate rich people Yet you serve their interests
my new years revolution was to have a sugar free diet but i ate an entire chocolate cake for breakfast. should i try again or wait for 2027?
>>218093183throw up is an americanism, let's leave those in 2025the patriotic term is "chundered everywhere"
grok now lets you undress women in photos
RIP in peace
fucking stupid yank
I'm pretty sure I don't have a frenulum. Some joo ate it. At times i do wish I had my foreskin, but i also am not upset about not having smegma or phimosis. I've heard about how foul the smell is and the thought alone is enough to gag.
>>218093142To be clear I am (former) tight frenulum lad not phimosis ladLast I heard, tight phimosis lad was making progress in stretching his foreskin. I am not sure how possible it is to cure phimosis with stretching alone. I know that when I tried stretching my tight frenulum, it did absolutely nothing.
>>218093183see >>218092728
>>218093175lmaofucking normie cunts were probably having the "time of their lives" and then they fucking burned alive aahahahaha
>>218093235What does it feel like to have a tight foreskin? Can you describe it?
>>218093135What is 10%, phimosis or frenulum breve?What is the rate of the combined conditions? Please provide evidence
>>218093260all animals throw up sometimesi'd imagine on average humans throw up more than cats
>>218092517You only feel this way because you've been alienated from your means of production, comrade.
>>218093281this killed 100 in similar circumstanceshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO0ioCCiEe8
where the fuck has carlybender and that other queer gone
>>218093229didnt know you were supposed to wash under the foreskin until i was about 14first time i peeled it back in the bath it felt like there was a second yellow skin over my bell that resembled a lizards flesh had to manually pick and peel it off for days
>>218093175>wesh, wesh, wesh
>>218093281>>218092728ah yes, the successful and happy bennymong
Not even gonna lie the streets of east Taiwan were beautiful the earth quake was scary
£26.14 for a curry delivered around the bloody corner. feels like a rip off.
>>218093304Multiple survivors claimed that two bouncers blocked the stage door as attendees attempted to escape the building, stating the door was to be used only by the band
ths nigga in somalia has fucking airpodsI don't have airpods and I live in an actually wealthy countryDoes poverty even still exist? Back in my day we used to see Africans waddling 2 miles just to get a pale of dirty brown water Now cunts in the worst country on earth have fucking airpods Poverty is nae a thing
>>218092485
>>218093349it is a ripoffespecially given you can make something somewhat similar for a fiver yourself throw in an extra quid and you can buy your own poppadoms
havent has a chicken legend from burger king for a while used to be quite partial to them
get the horse game streamed
>>218093229Yeah, oftentimes the frenulum gets evicerated during circumcision. Other times it is spared, so you have circumcised guys with a remnant of frenulum. I think this is rarer though.I have a foreskin and no ore frenulum because I cut it, or to be more accurate I tied it off. My dick is a lot more free and mobile now without a thick frenulum band restricting its back and forth movements. The process of tying it off and waiting for the nylon string to eat through the thick frenulum (it took 7 days) was actually really fun.
>>218093375Not interested until he properly sucks off a big cock on camera
>>218093349Still ordered it didn't you, fat boy
>>218093225shes hot!
threads gone gay
The fatfu has me wrapped around her little finger. She ghosts me for days but I keep coming back like a dog.
>>218093411she's 12
>>218093306hi im in bedfeeling sad
>>218093409mallard transitioned and looks like that?!
why do black people pour champagne on watches? Not really that impressive being water resistant i could get a water resistant casio for about 20 quid
>>218093320I didn't know I had to clean it either. I remember pre and early puberty having lots of smegma there all the time. I don't remember what I used to do with it but I might have picked it off and flicked it in places. It didn't help that I didn't enjoy showering until I was about 14.
that was banned quick, wonder what it was
>>218093441whats a 12 year old doing in a wine bar at 2am
it is true that we have a tendency to abbreviate things to have silly names but I do think that's part of our charm and reflective of our ability to just get on with shit, especially with words like cozzy livs and statey funes
>me like flashy bang sparks in sky they go woooo BANG>me put flashy sparks inside club hehe
me mum died in the holly
>>218093466whom
>>218093452didn't know they did thisdo like learning little factoids about the chocolate skinned men
>>218093398she actually already has
>>218093466Trooned out but still male brained enough to trainspot
>>218093369
>>218093381i cant cook curry and naan bread>>218093410no actually i didn't, if i do im going to pick a cheaper option and walk down to collect it.
>>218093472working behind the bar. very common in france and spain
>>218093482Typical Terminator 2 enjoyer
>>218093497LaylsXt aka Layla Dartford
>>218092485Is that norman finklestein
>>218093225>Two witnesses have told BFMTV that the deadly fire in Crans-Montana was caused by sparklers placed in champagne bottles.>“There were waitresses carrying champagne bottles with sparklers on them, and they carried them close to the ceiling, which caused it to catch fire,” one witness said.>“One waitress was standing on another waiter’s shoulders, and the bottle and the flames were just a few centimeters away from the ceiling,” the other added.>“Once the ceiling was on fire, within about ten seconds the entire nightclub was on fire,” the first witness said. “We all ran out screaming and when we turned back, there were flames.”>Both witnesses told the French network that there were at least 200 people inside the establishment.
>>218093320Oh my days lad. Sounds atrocious.
>>218093525anyone can cook curry
that swiss fire is getting bad
got out of bedstill feeling sadmight make a lovely whittard of chelsea white chocolate hot chocolate
call that nigga trainsgender lol
>>218092517Based hitlerite
>>218093539they still not put that out?
just put a hoody on now i'm slightly too warm
chinker
be honest. would you have got out of that swiss fire bar alive?i reckon i would have. i'm agile and would have got down low and run out of that inferno before the flames had time to reach the floor
>>218093577achievable transition goal?
Not even gonna like this is supposedly their ghetto
>>218093588do the zip down x
>>218093537I don't have a tandoori oven for naan bread.
>>218093430Coooorrr, you been gorging yourself on her ham flaps like a hog in heat yeah?
>>218093610zipblatt has already been deployed
>>218092517I'd go one furtherI hate that prole wearing the hard hat too
>>218093602doesn't matter, is wqas a basement with only one staircase, if you were no where near the staircase you'd be fucked
doggo was scared of the 'works last night
>>218093602wouldnt have got me bc im cold
>>218093225one minute you're toasting the new year and another you're toast>>218093411she's probably cold by now
>>218093632buy some pre-made from the supermarket and grill them
40 people. grim.
reminds me of the grenfell fire when that one lad said thats labour's majority in the seat gone overnight and there was a manhunt for him on twitter
>>218093304So "ski resort" is the PC way of saying "party town frequented by rich twats"
>>218093610>>218093643zip it
>>218093593Bit of me that
You gotta admit this country is fucking beautiful
>>218092977>Bradley's gammon nickname is Brazzers
>>218093683jealous
time to finally find out what the strangest thing is
Queen Elizabeths reign was the best for England, Queen Victorias reign was the best for Britain, but Queen Elizabeth II was the best monarch of the Queens.
>>218093646need the daily mail to post a schematic of the basement and staircase
>>218093671Grimmmmm, convert it all into cheap affordable housing for tibetan refugees
>>218093725more of an edward longshanks man myself
>>218093725yer das a queen
Daydreaming about getting started on and kicking the shit out of someone. Will remain a daydream as I'm soft as shit and have never thrown a punch in my life
swear shit always goes down at skiing hotels/resorts whatever..there was another fire not long ago in was it turkey no idea why you would want to go skiing anyway
>>218093649:(
i'll say it then, this is 10 times worse than grenfell
>>218092688Imagine walking around with a pumice stone for a knob oh dear oh dear
>>218093725What percentage of the British Empire’s territory was lost during Liz 2’s reign?
>>218093761nothing good ever comes out of skiing. still not over what it did to michael schumacher
>>218093654that sounds a bit grim and the tesco is closed, sunday hours on new years day.
>>218093671how does it go on fire when it's freezing and snowing? there's something we're not being told about this
>>218093761reckon it's just because everything's made of wood
>>218093759I've broken my right hand punching guys and gotten my shit busted up in fights. You're better off joining a gym and relieving anger that way
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_Kartalkaya_hotel_firesomething about ski resorts. fundamentally unsafe and not because of avalanches
>>218093725If Elizabeth II had lived in the 12th, 15th or 18th centuries and overseen a decline of the kind that Britain underwent during her reign, she would be ranked as just about the worst monarch in the history of our island.It's sad that she is so venerated, despite being so fucking useless.
>>218093725bluepilled goy
a fire? ...at a ski resort?
business idea: pee resorts
>>218093819Excuse me sir, skibidi skiing slaps, no cap, on God, apres ski drinkies whip as the powder drips, high key smoking on that Swiss country pack, got my head going brrrrr.
>>218093805
Safe and sound in my smelly bedroom unbothered by ski lodge fires
>>218092995>Should round people like you and let toilers hunt you down and kill you for light entertainment.Think this is an excellent idea, like a safari range. I get driven around in a land rover shooting them with a range of weapons. Wouldn't mind a jot about the 40% tax bracket if I could let off some steam
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c9dvyyjyj18oAlright I think I would have got out of this. The video shows the fire started slowly. Some girls can even be seen continuing to dance as the ceiling is on fire.
im going skiing next month
went skiing with school oncealpe d'huezkino
>>218093862>>218093868How about sparklers in “champagne” bottles full of piss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aeyYQUKd7M
>went skiing with school once
ski resorts probably run off lpg gas so i guess there would be an increased risk of fire from gas leaks in addition to these lodges being made of wood
>Man, 56, killed 83-year-old mum after asking ChatGPT if she was a 'Chinese spy'
my dad goes to davros sometimes
>>218093882another win for loners
>>218093904That's the least tarqish way to have gone skiing, even runt kids go skiing with school
These ski resorts need Keith Lard inhttps://youtu.be/eQuNY78_4rc
>>218093894this is a promotional video from the bar
>>218093754He wasn't a Queen. >>218093757Rude.>>218093788Not sure how that is relevant. The Anglosphere (UK, Canada, Australia, New Zealand) remained intact. Ireland, the USA and India were already gone before she was crowned. >>218093827Thats a very cruel and inaccurate assessment. >>218093830t. Andrew Tate
>>218093882you would've been in the toilets avoiding speaking to people. by the time you saw the fire you would've been trapped
>>218093934not me mum couldnt afford the £100
>>218093159We have to import people from the third world to prop up the system that enables spackoids like you to sit in your smelly council flat wanking and watching This Morning you gormless freak. You are of a lower social class than them, at least they work
always funny when the poormong accidentally projects with these tarq posts
>>218093904He's cute that guy.
>>218093949daft punk sex arse
glod
>>218093971not anymore he's not
it's become increasingly obvious that i am quite mentally illgenuine question how can I get on PIP and use it to pay for therapy?
>>218093949
>>218093934exactly, I went to a regular school in yorkshirenothing tarq about me :(
>>218093950>(UK, Canada, Australia, New Zealand) remained intactah yes we're clearly in perfect condition
>>218093904despised them thoroughlyi used to be allergic to the idea of wasting hundreds on a kid to just go outside for 3 or 4 daysnot that my family was poor but i was weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6PA-zFZxBM
wouldn't go skiing if you paid me
>>218093960Employment has always been about the sale of one's labour for an appropriate amount of money. If you can't pay a fair wage to live on, I will not sell my labour. That simple mongboy.
just don't get how 40 people die was there no fire escape
>>218093950>Thats a very cruel and inaccurate assessment.Elaborate, right now.
>>218094003>but i was weirdStill are I bet
>>218093949fucking mongsi despise european deanos and stacies
love my flat in York
>>218093990Well it's a very old meme by now. Can't find lads around that look like him i reckon.
SKIING!
Sir Fingeringaswissbird Whiletheflameslapoverme
>>218094014alright mehmet
>>218094024Use your imagination perhaps?
>>218093534Did they learn nothing from Grenfell
hey men and they are pigs
>>218094018Charge your battery lad you're redlining!
winding
>>218094038i dont know what went wrong with mestunted childhood brain development fucked everything up
>>218093993what are your symptoms
>>218093602Would have punched the fire out
Just don't understand how a fire can kill people I mean I just can't get my head around itI mean just like... don't die? Not difficult is it
noooo you have to work for £9 an hour!!errr no i dont?
>European deanos sort of know what he means something very deano about scandis
>>218093534Every time something like this happens, at least one female is present. Coincidence? I think not.
and those kids who would be off school early or come back from the holidays late because they were on a skiing holiday. those were the ultra cunts
>>218094024Id have just walked out the building if it went on fire
>>218093993You need to build up your nutter credentials first. Mental health diagnoses. List of medication including high dose of anti-depressants and betablockers (the latter affects coordination so this will help your claim a lot). Then in your application and interview you've got to basically answer as though you're a vegetable who is incapable of doing anything independently because of depression and anxiety? Shopping, cooking, wiping your arse, getting dressed? Can't do any of that, forget to do it if someone doesn't assist me. Your PIP application points will rack up.
>>218094112Ah yes the Scandinavian nation of Switzerland
>>218094129you got bullied by skiier chads didnt you
>>218094098persistent coughrunny nosesore arse
>>218094024all that needs to happen is for the roof to collapse before they all get out, bear in mind everyone is probably drunk
Silly fucks all trying to squeeze out
It was clearly an elite ritual sacrifice
>>218094129No they weren't, they were just better than you and you resented them for it
Having trouble shitting right now
>>218094098many of the symptoms of bdd and bpd>>218094140i have a full time job unfortunately so can't claim i'm an invalid
>>218094155just leave before the roof collapses then?
>>218094129only kid at my school who did this is a plumber and he's a really nice guymaybe you just attract nasty people?
imagine being such a shut in you cant understand how a fire can kill people in a nightclub
>>218094017Everyone else manages but you spacko, sounds like you're just thick as mince and even the retards at maccies don't want your smelly arse around them
Genuinely don't understand how anyone diesJust don't leave the house, simple
>>218094105it's like cancer innit, it only happens to those that secretly want to die
>>218094204looks like shane lynch off of bluezone
>>218094188shan't
this lesbian bar has no fire exit!
Foam ceiling
What kind of low IQ NPC goes to a nightclub anyway?
>>218094001The Monarch of our states is intact. The Monarch is not responsible for the economy or immigration.
>>218094165The fire didn't engulf the whole place immediatelyThey'll be some who lost their lives due to their slowness to reactI wonder if the staircase became jammed
>>218094211right well you seethe on and sperg out with your silly insults like a child and get to bed on time tonight as toilberg wont be happy if you arent in tomorrow. come on, chop chop, my bennies are depend on your labour here
>>218094234Corr she's a bit fit isn't she, one on the rightDead now, of course
>>218094239Women
>>218094239On a Swiss ski resort?120 IQ chads who earn £120k+
>>218094252need autistic train gf
>>218094277literal trust fund babies in their teens and early 20s mong
NEW>>218094300>>218094300>>218094300
>>218094295mate, that's a bloke lol
>>218094148no >>218094178better than me? their ashes are probably being swept into a dustpan in some ski resort as we speak>>218094191i wouldnt say nasty. but entitled
>>218094277>90 IQ stacies whose parents earn $400k+
>>218094299Yes, and? They're still more intelligent than youSorry were you under the impression that being an autistic runt with poor parents makes you intelligent
>>218093534a direct result of dumb NPCs being entertained by nonsense
>>218094261Not in until Monday mongoloid, enjoy the black mold in your horrid little council runtbox eating away at your lungs
>>218094027She was a constitutional monarch. The management of the UK during her reign was the responsibility of politicians elected by the public. The decline is therefore the fault of the public, not the Queen. In matters of the constitution she was flawless, always operating by the book.
>>218093671AI slop
>>218094129why? skiing builds more character than siting in a classroom.
>>218094264Making that sound like a bad thing.
>>218094105In house fires the lack of oxygen typically kills people before they get burnt to death.
jobby jabber
