Better Together edition
>>218094300the lads as it were
>>218094300Look how fast a fire can spread in a nightclub happens in seconds herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO0ioCCiEe8
I wouldn't even think twice about leaving a tarq to die on the side of the road
australia is the most unserious country on earth
>>218094317So they're not earning 120k and they're not high IQ chads. Do you have something wrong with you?
>>218094332You don't leave the house so not a likely scenario
>>218094331fire wouldn't dare to start if it knew i was in
>>218094332grow up
toilmong thinks anyone who earns more than them is a high IQ based aryan chad or something
>>218094331>13 minutesyeah real fast that, how on earth could anyone walk 50 metres in so short a time?
the tarqs should be given more political power if anything
>>218094331not watching a 13 minute video filmed on a toaster lad
>>218094353>So they're not earning 120k Yes they are.>and they're not high IQ chadsYes they are. Tarqs have literally every advantage over you. They're smarter, stronger and have a better material start in life. Sorry, you're a runt on all levels.
>>218094389umm why?
that mallard broke the speed record for steam power at 126mph in 1938 and most of our trains today don't even go that fast
>>218094393>filmed on le toastertiresome reddit trope
I would just like to thank all the toilmongs who will be toiling away tomorrow when i'm fast asleep in my big cosy bed with the heaitng full blast and the rent fully paid by their labour through taxes. And I didnt have to lift a finger. I'll wake up tomorrow at 11am, have a wank, watch a film and post drivel on here. Thank you toilmongs for your service.
Got a perfectly good Henry hoover but missusberg is insisting on blowing £170 on a cordless Sh*rk pile of shit that's going to die in 2 years.Women lads, can't live with them can't live without them
The Swiss fire appears to have spread slowly, at least at the start. There was so big fireball.
i appreciate swiss women
>>218094420sounds comfy might do the same :)
really dont have faith in democracy anymore
>>218094396How delusional and disconnected from reality do you have to be to think being born in to wealth means you automatically are earning as high as 120k a year as a teenager? You are clearly mentally unwell and a shut in, dont reply to me again.
>>218094432me the 1350 :>
>>218094444i have faith in those quads
>>218094420ktimlove those late morning stretches followed by a coffee
now here's a firehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctT8_LiD2cU&rco=1
>>218094362Laughing, giggling, howling, hooting, hollering
>>218094438*lights a match*Keep dancing girls! That's just incense burning!
>heaitng
>>218094425Most fires start spreading slowly before getting out of control, it's sort of an inherently exponential process when there isn't an explosive accelerant
>>218094331I don't want to be an arse but you've reminded me of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haW_ruZ_Be8
Reading lots of books makes me better than non-readers
>>218094453are you the scottish lad?
>>218094389Agree. Tony Blairs reform to the House of Lords has been a complete disaster. Unforgivable.
>>218094304fuck off is it
>put on a list of components for a "budget" PC>total is twice the amount it would've been 6 months ago
heatnig a poo in the microwave
>>218094498
>>218094480why did those girls keep dancing when the ceiling was on fire instead of running to the staircase and exit?
>>218094504no i'm the one who posts crj and ariana grande
reheating the ppo
>>218094420I loved being a neet and living that life for a few months. Then it got grim. Longterm thats not any way to live.
>>218094331>>218094384Would have time to grab another drink on the way out
>>218094466>video title is "BRADFORD CITY" in all caps>hover over link>thumbnail is an image of a smoldering firedont know why this made me laugh
>>218094490true. if i'm getting older i better be getting wiser that's what i say
>>218094507Blair should sent to the gallows and live stream that shit there i said it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnSW8ian29w
>>218094531they were having a good time
>>218094531Perhaps they didn't see it
>>218094424Sorry to say but a woman who disrespects Henry isn't marriage material.
I have wegovy in the fridge. Might start it soon.I'm slim, but my belly circumference is 36 inches or more (skinnyfat)Want to experience a 32 inch or lower belly for the first time in almost 20 years. Reckon it will do loads for my confidence.
>>218094466they showed us this one when i did fire training at work. i'm a fire marshall you see
>>218094331>video looks like it’s from the 80s or something>event took place in 2003
>>218094616Zoomer fuckwit
>>218094544How do trustfund kids manage it for their whole lives? Or actors? They never have proper, full-time jobs
>>218094599It's gonna fuck you up m8.
>>218094420>Been given the luxury of freedom and free resources>Spends it watching shite and posting drivel on /brit/What an utter calamity your life is
>>218094625he's right though. people definitely had better cameras back then.
>>218094654most people do nothing drop the larp steve jobs lmfao
>Two young French women who said they were in the bar told France's BFM TV that they saw the fire start in the basement section of the club after a bottle containing "birthday candles" was held up too close to the wooden ceiling.>"One of the candles was held too close to the ceiling, which caught fire. In a matter of seconds, the entire ceiling was ablaze. Everything was made of wood." Does this not seem like the most basic of situational awareness? You're in a place entirely made of wood and having open flame around a crowd of boozed up customers. Like the concept is so absurd. The entire nightclub burns down because the waitress holds the candle too high. Have some fucking foresight and see the situation before it happens.These "candles" I don't know if they were normal or more like sparklers. With something like pic related, it looks like a perfect device to throw sparks at the ceiling. Just an incredibly dumb idea from the outset
>>218094444They went too far making the vote universal.It should only be Englishmen voting in England, Scotsmen in Scotland, Welshmen in Wales, and Ulstermen in NI. No women. No immigrants/foreigners. The age limit should be 30-90. No postal voting, only paper ballots in person.
>>218094654i have so much free time i don't have to be careful how i spend it
Blair, Barbara Roche, Dodgy Dave, Milliband, all those cunts should be ruled traitors. Naz Shah fat Paki inbred, the zionist scum, get rid of all.
>>218094678There was also foam all over the ceiling which may have helped the fire spread. It leads all the way to the foot of the stairs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cta0nonQKKQ
>>218094646How is it? I've seen pictures of normal muscular guys taking it and they kept all their muscle and just have a flatter bellyI have a way bigger belly than a lot of these people in the before pics. I've tried dieting but my body and hunger drive fight it too strongly.
>>218094684should just be you're only allowed to vote if you have a full time job
>>218094451>think being born in to wealth means you automatically are earning as high as 120k a year as a teenager?But they are? You clearly don't live in real lifeThe idea of a trust fund kid who lives off daddy's money their whole lives is basically a resentful runt invention, or only applies to a handful of billionaires childrenVast majority of tarqs are highly intelligent and get well-paid occupations of their own, starting from their early 20sSorry if this makes you uncomfortable, runtmong
>>218094568It would be illegal for me to say that, and possibly to agree. But I do not disagree with your statement and would watch it keenly.
BT says they don't throttle your connection but then why is my download speed sometimes only half what it usually is
and there was petrol drenched all over the curtains and the furniture and we cemented over the fire exit, we just didnt see it coming its a tragedy
>>218094660Not really, no. TV and film studios did, but that's irrelevant.
evening lush lids x
you should only be allowed to vote if you're a man who earns over 100k per year (the net contributors of society)
>>218094654raped that dosser in his little batty
>>218094727I think you've watched too many films little boy. It doesn't pan out the way you think it does. Please leave your bedroom more often and try interacting with the real world and employment.
I dieted, ate clean, exercised for 5 weeks, was hungry all the time, and my belly still measured 34.5-35 inches.
>>218094599id kill for a 36 inch waste. im in 42 but have lost a bit of weight so they are a bit baggy and i'll be going back to my 40 inch trousers. Even with drugs I don't believe id get under a 36.
>>218094754where did you get this picture of me
>>218094754Has she finally come out x
>>218094777you fat bastardyou fat bastard
>>218094438i want to have sex with the tall black one
>>218094300
>>218094754
>>218094760Not sure why you think yourself worldly when you're clearly a povvo shut in mong. Oh well, Tarqs win anyway lol
>>218094507what did he do to reform the house of lords
>>2180947695 weeks isn't nearly long enough
i need to fuck a tranny and that's final
>>218094654Not him but I try to learn new things every day. Committing to difficult hobbies (instrument or whatever) that have steep learning curves is still just as difficult when you have unlimited time
>>218094806You're so delusional you think teenagers at a ski resort are "high IQ chads earning 120k". You sound like a demented, shut in zoomer. Please grow up
>>218094769>and my belly still measured 34.5-35 inches.lol little twink
Fucking hell anxietyberg hitting super hard rn
>>218094829Talking about early 20s little runt, do keep up!
think magnesium glycinate works for insomnia
>>218094867hes done you mate move on
>>218094818I need quick results man without hunger pangs. I want to experience relative thinness (less belly fat, ideally 32 inches or less) at least for a while. I doubt I'll stay on wegovy long-term. I'm a bit scared to start though. I can't imagine not being hungry and eating big bowls of pasta all the time.
>>218094871when i took it it didnt help me get to sleep quicker but improved the quality of my sleep when I did
33 for me. still look like a bloated pig though.
India has now overtaken Japan to become the world’s fourth-largest economy
>>218094878Samefagging runt kek
>>218094889why did you stop taking it?that's good for me, I find it easy to get to sleep just can't stay asleep
>>218094881cant help you sorry I love big bowls of pasta and chips and pies couldnt give them up
>>218094833my belly is currently 36.5 or 37, maybe 38 inches. that is FAT and bulging
>>218094895i think we're going to be seeing a lot more from these guys in the future
imagine the traitors but the traitors have to sexually assault the faithful while they slept that would be fucked up
>>218094895Indians will legitimately come to dominate the globe.
>>218094895this doesn't mean shit when 80% of the country looks worse than Brazilian favela
Damn we could play WoW just with that back then
Just made some instant noodles and added a boiled egg
Just raped my own arse
good lord, if some of you so called "gourmands" could see what i'm cooking up, you'd throw an absolute fit peak runtslop is what i'd call it
I remember being 19 or 20 and my belly was already much bigger than my dad's I'm not in my thirties and it's still big and probably bigger. As I say, 37 to 38 inches around. Lowest I've got down to dieting is 35-36 inches. I want to experience what it's like having a 31-32" belly, even for a short while. I reckon it will give me loads more confidence. I hated showing my big belly to women.
Gabon's government has suspended the national team, banned striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang and sacked coach Thierry Mouyouma after their exit from the Africa Cup of Nations.Sports Minister Simplice-Desire Mamboula announced the measures after the 3-2 defeat by Ivory Coast on 31 December.
>>218094914genuinely just keep forgetting. I use the nutrition geeks 3 in 1.
think my waist is like 30
>>218094938no, they will notchina will
>>218094970can't be worse than quorn dino nuggets
>>218094975sorry mate too many numbers in your post, will have to opt out of your blog
>>218094983African football is too kino
are you supposed to pull the tape measure tightly? reckon i could shave off another inch here
>>218095008No
>>218095008>are you supposed to pull the tape measure tightly?NO
>>218094988london? x
>>218095017>>218095021piss off you fat pricks
>>218094633>trustfund kids manage it for their whole lives?They aren't rotting in their smelly bedroom. >Or actors?They work. Stage work in particular requires a very demanding schedule, far more than a 40 hour week. Film actors are busy when filming but might take time off between films so it's not equivalent to permanent neetdom. TV acting is like a fulltime job, especially soap operas.
my waist is 30
My belly basically starts at my breastbone. Often my belly fat feels rock hard, especially when I get gassyThe rest of me is normal. BMI slap bang in normal range. I'm skinnyfat
>>218095035Think my belly is about 40
>>218094633they just all do drugs instead just more expensive ones then they kill their parents
Reckon I'll have to walk the worth of 5 Cyrus expeditions to lose the holiday lardass gains
>>218094725No fuck that, most people who work fulltime are braindead mongs who are incapable of seeing the bigger picture.
2026 is the year I get a British gf. Fuck any of my other goals, this is the only thing that matters. I need to have a woman with a British accent in my life, I don't care which accent it is.
>>218095061probably all fucked up your microbiome is. Drink some kefir
>>218095047wtf how do you do it? do you have a small appetite?
depression and anxiety are not illnesses
>>218095047heard it the first time lad. what do you want me to do, bend you over and fuck you?
>>218094633>How do trustfund kids manage it for their whole lives?they travel the world all the timego to expensive restaurants all over the worldparty with friends go to music festivalsetc.no trust fund kid is spending their time in their bedroom, they're always traveling, fucking and taking drugs
Toiling morrow
>>218095087ktim but an american gf
>>218095061Become strongfat and you can get as much grindr boipucci as you want
>>218094811Changed it from hereditary to appointed.
>>218095087>>218095120ktim but any gf
>>218095105Funny that this combined with arnold didn't make any true Chads. Steroids probably destroyed his sperm
>>218095105Chris got fit after ozempic came outYou fatsos are insane to not just get on it or any other semiglutide
>>218095093i've basically only eaten one meal a day for the past 12 years of my lifelast year I had 3 months where i would just eat a pack of noodles a day>>218095096um! x
>>218095125what does that mean
>>218095120>>218095140Good luck to you both.Are American woman easy to meet in the UK? I can only think of a single time in the last 10 years I've encountered a woman from the UK here in the US.
Had unrequited sex with my wife today
>>218095097OK, but they're still worthless neets for not working amirite?
>>218095171how's that work
waist is 33 and hips are 38. im fucking riddled with estrogen ffs
In 2022, Sir Keir told BBC Breakfast the unelected second chamber was "indefensible", and added that a Labour government would abolish it and replace it with an elected body "with a strong mission"
>>218095172in normie eyes no becasue they're social and have expensive hobbies
>>218094754would but unironicallywould rim his smelly arse too aye
Tell you one thing that's scary, lads. Bit of an early Halloween story. Whenever I close my fridge it makes a squeaking sound. But after midnight last night, I opened my fridge and then I closed it and it didn't squeak. And now it's no longer squeaking at all. I reckon my fridge is sentient
>>218095183sex. NOW
>>218094754what a useless lump of biomass
>>218095087Alri get in im ya pretty princess x
>>218095167Only in *gags and swallows own vomit* London.
>>218095047twink
>>218094777>>218094769just eat lessit's that simple
>>218095223not on
>>218095211i'll be in the mortuary
>>218095147what's he away to do with all those pumpkins
>>218095167Actually, there seem to be more Americans in London over the last few years I want to meet one who lives in America though
>>218095181Spontaneous I meant to sayDidn't even need to do foreplay, she was already wet and I just put it in. Was quite nice.
my waist is 30 but i'm not skinny. the fat is just above the waist.
Wondering what the point of it all is lads
Every council property should be sold off the highest bidder. And if they want to turf out the occupants then well who gives a fuck lol
>>218095213kekmy only requirement is that she isn't fat. If this woman was a healthy weight I'd gladly take her as my gf.>>218095222Where are you from?
Might listen to AI slop music, watch AI slop films and read AI slop stories from now on
>>218095251good mani woke gfberg up by shoving my face in her arse and sniffing her bumhole yesterday and then just shagged her straight away, no words required, great stuff
>>218094938
>>218095248Makes sense. That one time I met a woman from the UK it was in NYC, which is basically our London. She asked me for directions as I was leaving a concert and I told her I couldn't help because I was from out of town. She jokingly scoffed and said "you're so useless". I still think about that to this day.
>>218095254those are your hips you gimp
not interested in you fat bastards and your gigantic bellies, personally
>>218095268https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H05EaPGzzUI
wish i'd booked tomorrow offwish i was getting blootered now
matched with a bird on bumbledubs decides what I message her
fat jabs are a continuation of the weakness that made you fat in the first place
>>218095301>ay bby want sum fuk........?
>>218095261>I'd gladly take her as my gfLad...
>>218095203
>>218095298Dunno why so many mongs here are working tomorrow lol, just booked it off me
I toil so boomers can go on another cruise
do you mongs even lift?
>>218095276scream
>>218095342once a month
Have you ever dressed classy?
>>218095342no... been thinking about it for about 10 years now...
im drunk as fuck i want coffee ice cream and a chubby 5 foot tall girl sucking on my dick
>>218095342I lift. I have a squat rack in my bedroom because I get zero pussy.
>>218095276ludicrous display
>>218095323>>218095342haha classic...
>>218095296PC part prices on the ropes because of shit like this. Really fucks me off. Hope the chinks can wheel out some cheap china parts soon tbqhwy.
>>218095157The House of Lords was hereditary. Meaning a title passed down from fathers to sons. Lords typically are landowners, guardians of their families name, lands, and reputation. Because of that generational responsibility they value tradition and see the bigger picture. Appointed Lords are allies of the political class. Lifelong politicians and civil servants. They only value themselves and their career and their wealth. Not the bigger picture.
>>218095301lemme suck that dick
>>218095342lift the fork up to my face haha xD
>>218095276Fair play to the guy. Better than incels sitting at their computers, seething that they don't have girlfriends
>>218095288so my belly is supposed to be in my trousers? doesn't sound very comfortable
>>218095296Some AI Christmas slop was playing at work and this 50 something woman was genuinely gobsmacked and in awe of it took a note of the youtube channel
>>218095361yjk everything he's wearing is 100% polyester and straight off the rackI've been thinking about getting a suit tailored recently. I'm 27 and it's kinda pathetic that I don't have one.
>>218095391good point ranjesh
>>218095296feeling less present in reality seeing thismay as well take my brain out and replace it with a CPUbeep boop
>>218095361it does fit him to be fairbut what more do you need to know than dressing up a potato still looks liek shitemaybe if his face was lean it would be okbut he just looks like a potato on a bigger potato
>>218095382so there are less lords or nobles now than there used to be rightwhat did they do, take their titles away?
>>218095391good post
>>218095301I thought the point of bumble is that the bird sends the first message.
Hello baby, would you like some fucking?
ffs can't sleepToo excited about Diego's first day of 2026!
>>218095301You are LUSH and I mean LUSH de lid x
>>218095418>>218095432Keep seething
>>218094678pic-related is apparently what they were doing which lit the ceiling on fire
>>218095389peng
>>218095392there is no fat above your waist
>>218095301the people cry out for pooseal>>218095342DYMEL
having a panic attack
>>218095434Not anymore. Women win yet again!
>>218095393it's knocking oldies down like bowling pins, AI is hitting constant home runs when it comes to fooling the old
>>218095434Yeah Bumble changed that
>>218095276my favourite videos that they make are the ones where they walk over to a random woman, do a backflip next to her and just walk off lol
curb stomp nigger skulls into a pink mist
drinking coffee right now at half 8. utterly mental. gone off the deep end
>>218095454God women without men directing them turn into mindless slags that want to live out a stripper/pop star existence
>>218095454everyone in these videos is speaking french and not swiss?
>Keep seething
>>218094535naturally you're a demented tranny lunatic
>>218095391why do I smell curry from this post
>>218095149Do you have an eating disorder?
>>218095464NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
hmm yes god saved you but let all the others die did he
>>218095499Are you retarded?
>>218095533seen this post before, get some new material fatty x
>>218094895>india overtakes us>/int/ catalog flooded with the news for months>india overtakes japan>complete silencewhat gives
>>218095536Yes. Problem?
>>218095499>not swisslol lm ao even
>>218095478i look like this
>>218095522yes x
>>218095536well obviously otherwise she'd be deadbit thick aren't you
>>218095557cor, phwoar even x
>>218095276Are Indian men not content with Indian girls? Would it work if he tried this goofy shit with an Indian girl?
having to go a whole week without weed
>>218095536Yes
>>218095429They cant take the titles, but they took away the privilege of the passing the titles hereditary seat in the Lords. Currently there is still a majority of hereditary seats but once they retire or die their heir wont take their seat. Instead the government appoints Lords, and that means they appoint their allies for political reasons. I consider that a dishonest and corrupt system. In my opinion all of the appointments of the last 25 years are illegitimate.
I was there when the incident started. On Earth, I mean
I fink you'd luk good on the dance floor sex is on fire yah yeh yah
remember that advert with the man who went "calm down dear"
>>218095609yeah that was a belter
>>218095536God would rather save 1 white woman and let 50 men die than save 50 men and let 1 white angel die
>>218095609yeah, that was michael winner"calm down dear, it's a commercial"
40 dead is really grimCan't imagine how scary it is dying in a fire
>>218095609Michael Winner, RIP big man
>>218095585diddums
>>218095465>>218095481dont know why anyone would bother with bumble. might as well just use tinder. its all the same birds anyway.
dogwog refuses to go out for a shit and piss fuck sake
>>218095609
>>218095652scary part is anticipating the dying, while you're in the actual process you're too consumed by the agony to feel much fearat least i suppose, never died before
>>218095681get him shagged
Watching Walker: Texas Ranger on Legend channel 41. The episode is called Patriot, and it appears to be able a white nationalist terrorist group
>>218095361just goes to show that fashion is just a copeif you're an ugly freak you'll still look freakish, in fact even more so
>>218095681all dogs do is create shit and eat babieshorrid abominations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad8qncCI__8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad8qncCI__8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad8qncCI__8doing a watch
>>218095711yeah? and you think you're any better?fucking CUNT
gay boy hour is it?
Do Japanese women know they are Goddesses?
>>218095694One of the white nationalists just hit a black woman with the back of his kalashnikov and said "we down answer to mud people"Now they just blew up a building
>>218095652the fear when you try to escape and get trapped in a crush of people
>>218095434Men can now initiate conversations on Bumble. The dating app, once unique for requiring women to initiate conversations with potential matches, adjusted its policies this week. Female users thought making the first move was too much of a burden, so their potential dates can now make the first contact. Bumble received feedback from women who found that making the first move was “a lot of work” or “a burden.” So, the app now allows men (in straight couples) to make the first move.The Bumble change comes at a time when more women are choosing paths that emphasize ease over authority, at least when it comes to dating. The phenomenon reflects a Gen Z move away from mid-2000s ‘girlboss’ hustle culture, and toward aspirations of a softer life.”
>>218095711>eat babies??
>>218095656>>218095689He was a tosspot
Fuck team got two university assignments due in just over a month
trousers are gonna come off in a minute
i feel pity for all the life on this cursed planet
>>218095695"fashion is just a cope" is just a cope for having no sense of fashion
>>218095609The boomers "simples"
>>218095742thanks AIbot
GO COMPAAAAAAARE
>i feel pity for all the life on this cursed planet
>>218095554>>218095572Nigel's just having a melty now that it's been confirmed it wasn't muzzies who did it
>>218095693it's her ackchually we get a litter of puppies out of her every year to sell to foids on facebook
>>218095434Never really worked when they'd message "Hi" and expect you to take over
>>218095580>Indian girthere's plenty of these videos in india as well, all with the same resulti don't know what their end game is
flatulating up a tempest
>>218095536
>>218095776yh? would be funny if mine came off too haha x
fuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYyhrZc-f9M
im gonna be honest: i wish i didnt have toil tomorrow
>>218095835How do Indians breed like rabbits then, aren't there more than a billion of them?
>>218095880this but for being fat
ordered a vape when steaming
Can't cook because I'm too ashamedPretty sure my penis is getting smaller as well
>>218095652burning alive probably feels like forever, so in a sense they're still burning, gnashing their teeth and ripping at each other as their skin melts together, and they will continue burning for at least another 10 years
>>218095880think the toil tightsfu might be inwill treat myself to a wank in the spacker toilet at lunch if she makes my wilkins tingle
>>218095652you pass out from smoke inhalation long before the flames reach you
>>218095907ashamed of small penis? why can't you cook then
>>218095652Sort of thing that happens in the third world, the fall of Switzerland in real time
>>218095559Do you think a man without an eating disorder can get and maintain a 30" waist?
>>218095916You are a disgusting, shameful runt of a man.
New>>218095949>>218095935*coom
mad how where you're born influences your whole personality
>>218095149>i would just eat a pack of noodles a dayno nutrition whatsoever. im surprised your organs didn't start shutting down.
>>218095936Yeah well women have 3rd world iq levels and vote to be raped and killed by a somali lol it's ridiculous to think about
