>>218106300
Very unattractive woman

>>218106300
tranny-coded woman

got a bad cold, throat is extremely sore and my voice has gone. hurts to cough. shall be toiling from my bed today.

>>218106341
get some medicine in you

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>>218106314

>>218106341
No sympathy. Shouldn't have left the house.

on some loser shit

booked the day off and got steaming last night so now im hungover and the day is wasted. bravo ryan you fucking IDIOT yet another FINE decision in your SHIT life

>>218106390
good morning ryan

I've come to the realisation that people that watch porn are subhuman

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>>218106300
Please give me that stern look when you order me to massage your feet after you are back home from a long shift at work.

>>218106399
dont you good morning me son

>>218106300
>>218106353

ivy wolk is pure sex and i’m tired of pretending she’s not

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>>218106400
I've come to the realization that puritans are subhuman

>>218106413
I'm not a puritan I love sex

Ah yes not being a pornsick freak makes one a puritan

can't start a fire without a spark innit x

so sad about that Switzerland fire

boring bastards who are also insufferable wankers hours is it?

you fucking mong ryan

trying to cut down on naughty words

>>218106457
like poo?

>>218106443
I'm not
Just a bunch of tarqs and forens

>>218106475
What a freak you are

>>218106441
alri isaac einstein

is it going to snow today

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Incredibly productive morning
>wake up 7:30
>few minutes of breath work
>brush teeth wash face
>pint of salt water for hydration
>dry and put away all the dishes
>Journalling, reflections on 2025
>make breakfast and coffee
>come straight here to post about it
Yeah, I'm thinking new year new me

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can't really argue with this one
seeing him zoom by like that completely powerless is humiliating

smashed avocado on toast down the hatch

>>218106491
true it's like he's riding another man's huge BBC in a way

>>218106491
It’s only fighter jets that wouldn’t give a woman the ick everything else is pretty gay

>>218106487
might do

>>218106420
watching porn is like having sex though

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what a monumental slip up this lad has made how could he have been so foolish to have typed his own name into his comment then absentmindedly hit send it beggars belief we've got him on the ropes big time and he's never going to live this one down we're going to get weeks of mileage out of this one!

anyway here's my new trainers

>>218106420
So did puritans, where do you think their 14 kids each came from

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>>218106487
already is
please ignore the streak of bird shit on the window there's nothing i can do about it

fucking hell was just having a wank and had an unexpectedly powerful spaff and it hit me in the chin

>>218106526
How so?

Any rats in?

>>218106491
extremely feminine behaviour from the lad

>>218106509
hs?

>>218106544
ktwm about 15 years ago. wish i could go back in time and rape myself

cannot return or exchange a single item of this M&S clobber my mum has got me for christmas as there's no gift receipts so it's all going on eBay

why is there no Welsh people on BBC Wales what’s the point

>>218106509
>>218106513
>>218106561
just visualise him sitting completely upright with his hands on his lap as he zips about

>>218106578
What do you mean?

>>218106569
M&S clothing is good you runtoid

>>218106569
ever shag her up the arse?

>>218106595
I'm sure it is if it fits you but frankly I'm not interested in wearing shoes 2 sizes too big just because they're well made.

why are scousers like that

hate leading stand-up meetings. I just don't care enough

>>218106615
fussy cunt. mam worked hard to get the money to buy them for you

sat at work. nothing has happened yet. they should let us go home.

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screaming

>>218106662
alri sir keir

>>218106593
Like 90% of the reporters and the people in the studio are just English people with posh accents

>>218106676
you should write a letter

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bit warm out

>>218106700
No I was only asking like

>>218106714
You were having a whine as celts are known to do about everything

put lemon squash in my orange juice to get double the vitamin c. need this cold out of business pronto.

>>218106706
>feels like -12C
I like walking on sunny, crisp and cold days but not with a sub-zero wind blasting in your face. Shall be staying home today.

bought something on the 24th on eBay and this CUNT has only dropped it at the post office TODAY

He's not gonna make it!

https://i.4cdn.org/v/1767337687967986.jpg

>>218106722
Unlike you’re lot famously known for not whinging over nothing

think there's a morbidly obese bloke at work
he's the only one who can work completely remotely and he's constantly taking sick leave, he looks pretry fat in his profile picture. I bet he's one those bed bound blob of a man freaks

>>218106777
would not be working if i was bed bound

>>218106777
probably got menthol elf from never leaving the house as well. self-perpetuating innit

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Are you ready for Kate to listen to all your problems?

>>218106793
>The mayor of London's NYE fireworks

>>218106777
probably an alco

everytime i have a week off work i remember just how much i despise toiling, we shouldn't have to live like this

bought some lidl bacon because I ran out of the stuff I get from the butcher. very unimpressed by the amount of water and quality of the meat. amazes me that people buy this shit and think it's 'cheaper' when they're just paying for water

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jack frost is on the prowl

>>218106793
rorke is going to fume about this all year isnt he

>>218106808
mummy

>>218106793
Have they said why they didn’t put a Northern Ireland flag on there yet?

>>218106793
Why the hell has the Star of David been removed from the flag of Israel?

>>218106840
Hit and miss though. Sometimes I'll buy chicken that release gallons of water into the pan and then other times I'll buy the same brand chicken and not a drop of water comes out, it's all dry weight.

They're animals at the end of the day. Perhaps that paticular pig or chicken had more water in its muscles due to its lifestyle.

https://youtu.be/62zra473Rpk?si=wtFLmL76UjuOHmOm

>>218106545
Use your hand

estelle bright hentai pictures

>>218106793
where's Israel?

>>218106900
Mayor of London probably decided he didn't want that on his nice wheel.

day 2 lads. how's the new year's resolutions?

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>>218106900
below japan and to the right of macedonia apparently but with no star of david

snakerorke sneaking into a niggerbird's nest and eating their eggs

>>218106865
due to woke

>>218106923
that's not israel

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off to bed

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https://open.spotify.com/track/2Y7tFogGEZeROUfX8WVQle

>>218106923
i was born at 04:42 as well, not a pajeet thoughever

glod

>>218106793
where are the stripes on malaysia?

>>218106952
there's also imperial germany there for some reason

>>218106923
it’s over

>>218106841
Should hopefully kill a few more old cunts

>>218106975
Where?

last night I stupidly said that I feel like I’m 15 still even though I’m 21 and my mum went yeah because you don’t have a life, you don’t go out you don’t have a job that’s why
Why is she so nasty she brought me into this fkn world

>what weight were you when you were born?
>which hospital were you born at?
>what time were you born at?
>what blood type are you?

mate I have no fucking idea why would I possibly know these things

>>218106991
alri literal foetus

The London fireworks are always woke wog-worshipping gay bollocks
Basically a tradition at this point

>>218106991
she fit? nice arse?

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>>218106990
i think it's someone else upside down

>>218106999
you were there werent you?

>>218106793
>albania in the inner circle with scotland and england and wales
>nz banished to the outskirts between FYROM and mozambique
what the fuck man?

>>218107018
prefer not to say

>>218107027
He hates you

>>218106491
Why does anybody install TikTok. It's Chinese spyware. Absolutely mad that people are willing to trust it.

>>218107027
albanians were working hard to supply half the crowd with cocaine that night

>>218107012
flag of yemen i think
because we all have a yemeni neighbour and regularly dine at yemenese restaurants

>>218107012
that'd be egypt i reck

>>218107012
egypt, yemen, syria, iraq

>>218107043
and what can they spy on that our governments and powerful corporations don't already know?

>>218107043
why would I care if the chinese government is spying on me
the only government that ever does evil and horrendous shit to me personally is the british one

>>218107043
the phone/pc you're posting with right now is also american spyware you dumb fucking retard

>>218107058
>>218107050
>>218107055
yemen is the most likely, it doesn't have any text or symbols
still funny to me

always imagine yemen and oman as a couple of stoners absolutely twatted and sitting around on a sofa and one of them is like "oh man" and the other is like "yeah man"

>>218107050
>he doesn’t know the location and flag of every nation in the world off by heart at a seconds notice
ngmi

>>218107089
scuhreeaming

Chandler Bing, No.1 Yemen Road, Yemen.

Hmm... might got for a yemeni this evening

saw a very bizarre combination today lads a vanta black jungloid woman and a little ching chong china fella holding hands

rorke tearing his hair out trying to come up with an argument why the yemenese flag shouldnt be a part of londons nye fireworks

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>>218106865
NI doesn't have an official flag. Pic related used to be the official flag but it isn't any more. I think some Catholics in NI don't like pic related being used to represent them.

>>218107116
Kalergi plan innit
create a future population of “eurasian negroids” that can be ruled over by the jews in perpetuity

yemenese nuts

>>218107116
I think the long term plan is for China to take over Africa.

>>218107123
exactly i mean i have a half yemenese cousin for crying out loud

>>218107059
>>218107062
>>218107069
You're either incredibly stupid or paid Chinese shills

going to make a game and think it will make a good bit of money lads

>>218107123
don’t know why any flag apart from the st george’s or union flag was used

>>218107127
But in the darts they use this flag for northern Irish players

i've got a smelly bum

>>218107152
oh good yet another soulslike action rpg

>>218107159
Because the UK isn’t just England nigel that’s why maybe if you realised that sooner Scotland wouldn’t be going independent within next 10 years

sucking down a cup of tea x

>>218107152
yeah? i look forward to pirating it

>>218107146
we all love China here in /brit/ mate

>>218107172
nah it's going to be a kings field like coop adventure game actually

>>218107146
well thats not an argument and definitely you conceding. state of you.

>>218107183
>Because the UK isn’t just England
London is in England you silly little twat

>>218107184
Do you enjoy your tea very hot?

always drink my tea and coffee dead hot. Will get a coffee after a meal and be slurping it down in seconds while people look on in horror suggesting it's too hot. Prefer it hot rather than lukewarm rubbish

wife of 30 years and 3 kids just got the ick and left me lads

>>218107183
I’m Scottish
That’s why I said it should be either St George’s (England), or the Union flag (the United Kingdom). I don’t know why it would have any other ones. Maybe individual English, Welsh, Scottish, NI. But why every other country in the world that’s just globalist propoganda.

funny looking fellas the chinese

>>218107202
Take your spyware and fuck off, Zhang

>>218107183
Oh right so presumably the Edinburgh hogmanay celebrations included the St George's flag? Oh no, it didn't

>>218107206
London is the capital of the UK and therefore the capital of Scotland Wales and Norn too

>>218107229
silly mong child aren't you

>>218107206
London is the capital of UK
>>218107219
So am I.
It should only be the st georges flag if they make zero mention of the UK. Which they didn’t they showed the Union Jack while saying “this is England”

>>218107234
They all have their own celebrations

northern ireland has been about for like 100 years could they not make a neutral flag like a picture of a fucking shamrock or something

trying to think of a reason to leave the house

>>218107227
love the old chinese fellas that are like 200 and have those long white beards and cueball heads
just sit about in their wee robes all day meditating

Let's be honest it's all English at the end of the day

>>218107256
How could he look at you like that while also fucking you??? It would make more sense to say he looking at you like that while you fuck him???

not feeling the toil today. the bare minimum shall be done.

>>218107264
no because one side liking a flag is itself grounds for the other side rejecting it out of spite

>>218107218
did she see your plane go past?

>>218107264
Protestants don’t like being told they’re Irish
The Catholics don’t like being told they are British

>>218107302
what about a drawing of a sheep then

The fact there’s so much religious violence in Northern Ireland is proof they are Irish and not British. Can never imagine catholics and Protestants shooting each other in the streets of Cambridge

>>218107331
let me guess, you were the one complaining about BBC Wales earlier

i thought they had one that was like the england flag but diagonal

might join mossad

>>218107353
no that’s me I wasn’t complaining I was literally asking a question stop being a big baby

>>218107238
You're genuinely stupid

>>218107352
it’s an ethnic and political conflict that just uses religion as shorthand
that being said, most of it was the ira against the british army, and the unionist militias just ran about like nutjobs and were even considered a nuisance by the brits themselves

>>218107256
what's the second hole

>>218107353
whats happened there is your schizo brain has done some pattern recognition where there shouldnt have been any and now ive been misidentified as a one of your dollhouse characters. wahey!

>>218107256
women are such bestial creatures

>>218107389
Simply untrue would you like me to fetch the stats

>>218107395
the one you go to after youve putted the golfball in hole 1

>>218107378
you couldnt keep up your shitty argument for more than 1 post mate. i wouldnt go around calling people stupid lmao

>>218107352
Britain has a lot to answer for regarding Ireland. They didn't immigrate there they colonised it.

>we should all be scared of china
complete and utter yank nonsense

spent the whole morning reading about nerve agents and chemical terrorism
mental ini

*sucks on a golf ball*

>>218107432
>They didn't immigrate there they colonised it.
Plenty of English blood in Ireland

>>218107416
the uvf and such weren’t main players, and didn’t have any true objectives rather than “kill all the fucking taigs”
not saying the ra didn’t kill civilians too but they at least were a serious fight and had conditions for victory (the british government out of ulster)

>>218107432
England**

>>218107460
Most of the planters were scottish and a few northerners

>>218107456
Yeah cause it was colonised

>>218107451
you're on a watchlist now

actually if you ignore Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou, Xian, Nanjing and Qingdao, China is basically poorer than Wales

>>218107460
Hence why theyre called Ulster-English

>>218107502
nobody has ever said that

speaking of ulster, where is he?

>>218107500
>if you ignore 300 million people and most of its economy, China is pretty much poorer than Wales (first world country)

>>218107514
That's the joke you stupendous virgin

i dont trust any government on the world stage but what i will say about china is they dont seem dedicated to extinguishing their Han natives

Any shagmasters in

>>218107534
you have autism dont you

>>218107460
LOL
Scots were just as complicit in the "crimes"/business of the empire

Done some utterly rotten poos today

crimes of brits lol remember him. big gearoid

Insane how even RAM is becoming expensive now. It was always the easiest thing to upgrade.

Total AI Death is non-negotiable.

mad how you lot keep arguing with me when I have never lost an argument in /brit/

Speaking of China, you should take the Daoist pill. Drink green tea. Meditate. Get in harmony with the Tao

>>218107580
Whatever happened there

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is this a good game?

>>218107606
Why would I do that? I'm not a chink. Get fucked.

got mr inbetween on

got in to a bad habit of saying "thoughbeit" irl

>>218107617
bit dry and boring
>inb4 like ur mums fanny lol

>>218107625
Makes you calm and happy innit

At the end of the day none of it will matter. United Ireland (filled with browns). Independent Scotland (filled with browns). Independent Wales (filled with browns). All governed by standard western social democracies.

>>218107553
Oh yeah because the British empire was headquartered in Glasgow wasn’t it? Mong

>>218107617
nah play suzerain instead

>>218107642
So does a cup of tea and a wank, no need to larp as a slanty eyed robot

>>218107630
O algo

>>218107644
> (filled with browns)
And for that we thank you England!

>>218107673
fuck off commiemong now hitleritemong

>>218107689
What is bro waffling about

Need some joggers that don't show my huge cock bulge

>>218107431
We know that China is spying on the West and trying to subvert the West but of course you are dense so you wouldn't know this.

>>218107627
thank you for supporting the australian television industry
>>218107630
*thougheverbeit
Hypothetical. Subjunctive mood.

United Ireland won't happen screencap this post

wankism

>>218107714
no one denied that you imbecile

>>218107705
Wish I had that problem

>>218107591
Grok is generatinng CP on Shitter now. Total AI death needed

>>218107740
What, for free?

>>218107648
Don’t be daft. There were Scottish slave traders, war captains, soldiers and governors that all partook in “crimes” of the British Empire

Glasgow initially made its fortune from the tobacco trade, which was based from huge plantations in the New World which Glasgow men owned. It named streets after these men. Scotland isn’t innocent, the idea that the Scots were an impoverished backwater forced into doing evil bidding abroad by the Englishman is Reddit tier nonsense.

Why do boomoids love phone calls so much at work?

My old manager was 60 and he always insisted on calling someone instead of sending an email.

>>218107714
>trying to subvert the West
Anyone who wants to subvert kier starmers plans is a friend of the british people

>>218107718
Depends. Will all the blacks and browns vote to lose the NHS?

>>218107713
scream

>>218107765
You do realise that your preference for email is almost entirely because you're spooked by social interactions, don't you? You're not smart for being a spacker

>>218107713
just imagine how many hundreds of deleted replies there must be

>>218107755
why do you have crimes in quotations? what's your opinion on ireland

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I'd never use tiktok me, nah not gonna let that algorithm get a stranglehold over my brain

>>218107806
to be fair it wasn't crimes really it was just good old commerce and conquering wogs

Russia pushes pro independence propaganda in scotland and probably wales too

>>218107795
Except that literally everyone under 40 prefers text or email to a call.

might shag my own arse for a laugh

>>218107806
Because empire and it's associated acts are only considered crimes though the lense of 21st century liberalism

>>218107838
thinking about the look on your face when you head down to your arae after posting this only to find yourself already raping it at 999mph

>>218107831
*ignores your email*

meanwhile your chad boss jumps to the front of any priority queue by calling when he needs to speak to someone

>>218107795
My preference for email/messages is because it means I have a written reminder of what needs doing and I can address it as and when is convenient for me
Nothing to do with your assumptions I'm scared of social interactions

>>218107831
project on lil zoomer, not everybody is a mindbroken asocial sperg like you

>>218107830
maybe but it’s also works in a unionists favour to say that it’s russian influence

just noticed that one of the selfies proto-gf sent me (one of my favourite ones) has a pack of toilet paper on a table in the background and now i've got the ick

all my political opponents are paid troll bot farm posters from russia or something

>>218107818
what could possibly be happening on Instagram that justifies 8 hours a day?

Why are my poos always so messy?

Have to shower after every one because arsewitz is caked in poo

gfberg's best friends are all so much less attractive than her, wonder why she doesn't hang out with other fit girls, maybe she's insecure or something

leftypol silent about arab colonialism.

>>218107911
skill issue

>>218107911
grow up little boy

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Luis Bunnel movies make my dick hard I love learning about Jesus

>>218107911
Get a bidet sprayer for toiletberg and you'll have a clean arse even with your diet of goyslop.

Gfberg has one and I can rim her at will as she's always clean

>>218107876
Not a zoomer

>>218107884
We’re talking about the political and economic state of the world rn lil bro we do not care

>>218107831
the zoomers at my toil will slack me a question even though they're 3 feet away from me and could just open their mouths and ask

and you may find yourself
raping your own arse at 999mph

>>218107930
>>218107931
unhelpful responses
>>218107938
unhelpful response but at least tried to be helpful

>>218107946
but that's off-topic, you can't do that
granted, my post was too but yours is even more off-topic because it belongs on /pol/

>>218107818
i never went to instagram because i thought it was just a place for girls to post selfies, but apparently it's not like that anymore

>>218107898
Getting on the bag the night before and wanting to just rot in bed the next day

>>218107979
It's basically tiktok now

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it’s snowing!!!!!

>>218107970
this is not my beautiful arse

Morning team got toil today 12:00 pm to 22:00 pm hoping for an early finish though because it's quiet in January and it's snowed overnight

>>218107911
Eat more fibre

>>218107999
Doxed

ever notice how you never see mass shooters who are bald? makes you think!

woke has utterly ruined the entire year

>>218107999
lucky lad i've never seen snow for as long as i've lived and i picture it as a thing of idyllic charm

>>218107999
snowcels freezemogging groundberg

>>218107999
alri shetlad

>>218107999
Unironically triangulating your location based on snowfall pattern and shadows in the grass mate. Buckle up.

mates 18 year old cousins gf is soooo fit and apparently he just met her by randomly messaging her on instagram

>>218108040
screamtoiling at this

>>218107727
Keep using Chinese stuff lad, you're so thick that it won't matter to you that they're spying on you

it's more embarrassing to live in a sharehouse than with your family if you're over 30

lets be honest we've been looking for a fight with china for decades ever since they came to prominence on the world stage

>>218107911
Maybe if you stopped subsiding off of cheap lager, dodgy kebabs and chicken tenders your poos wouldn't be so vile?

just seen a snowflake. shut the trains down. close the roads.

>>218107969
>using a brand as a verb
Raped.

>>218108135
i would literally eat her

global warming just flew over my house

>>218108117
Send me over there I'll eat them into famine

>>218108152
erm it's called Climate Change now Rorke

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SNOWBALL

>>218108135
mad how she's still a virgin

Esoteric Zyzzism

>>218108127
Really bizarre outburst this. You feeling okay bud?

an empire biscuit

Stopping bennies would destroy the nonwhite economy overnight. All the kebab shops, barbers, drug dealers, paki corner shops and vape shops all exist downstream of doleoids. The government effectively subsidies these "industries" through giving handouts to scum

Can't stop thinking about sniffing gfberg's bumhole

>>218108164
Trust rorke to deadname something!

>>218108174
Not an outburst mate merely a suggestion
Touch a nerve did I?

locked and loaded and ready to go

>>218108197
Incredible post

who's benny?

>>218108197
Never thought about it like that

>>218108197
mad how no one has the courage to do this. theres a sinister agenda at work to cripple this country

>>218108197
a significant bunch of wh*tes would starve too, many white children are fed on a diet that can only be bought at the local corner shop

we are now closer to 2050 than 2000

>>218108355
and youre no closer to seeing a human vagina in real life

>>218108295
>>218108288
>>218108242
Moving to direct provision of necessities for the needy would solve it, I.e. wartime rations.

>>218108343
We need to thin the herd to strengthen the tribe. Let them starve

>>218103025
>>218103025
>>218103025

>>218108375
you think you're funny mate? you think you're a comedian do you?

wonder what year I'll die in

>>218108375
grow up

>>218108375
would love to watch you drown

>>218108389
right now
*punches you in the neck*

The TRUE new:
>>218108411
>>218108411
>>218108411

>>218108355
>2040 is closer than 2010
>2055 is closer than 1995
>2075 is closer than 1975

Grimberg

utterly dead general