a honkin jobbie edish
Got the ol’ CCBB on haven’t i
is this the thread
that was actually the second time she told me when she was on her period btw, i didn't ask about her fanny products the first timeboth times she seemed quite smug about it btw like she was saying something transgressive to tease me
Sir Gayporn Spammer
Trying to open a vanguard s&s ISA and deposit the required £500 lump sum however the payment keeps failing regardless off the card I use
>>218112340thought you already conceded mate
Official list of icks has now been updated for 2026.New ick: Reading in public.Reading in public is now an ICK.
>>218112304scr
its simple. we uh rape the batman
Sir Sexual Harasser
>>218112362meanwhile women meet up for book clubs where you dont even need to read books
>>218112360no you did when you decided to telegraph your complete lack of intellectual ethics as well as your raging virginity
hate that you can't just google a single word to get a definition or a wikipedia page anymore because some cunting business is using every word in the english language for their company name and paying google to make it the top 10 results
day 2 of dry jan. utterly grim weekend ahead.
>>218112387
>>218112408trying to give up drinking forever, me. have no scruples about abusing benzos and opioids though, maybe even the odd bit of speed or ketamine
woman ive been dating keeps sending me photos of her dogs and shit, am not interested in the slightest but dont know how to tell her without being a dick
nappy headed, spear chuckin', straight up bone-in-the-nose savage from the deepest darkest jungle I am
I am the violent appraiserInsult me at your peril
>>218112362who is emrata?
scored zero on pip and rejectedhow is zero even possible
>>218112393just use wiktionary like a normal human been
>>218112431What the fuck are you even meant to reply to that garbage
>>218112393been complaining about this exact thing for years except in my experience it's some shitty netflix film or a band
>>218112358vpn?
>>218112431Make a joke out of itLike “oh goody, more dog pics eh”
>>218112367
>>218112481kot
>>218112481rip kot
>>218112390the concession was final no takebacks
going in shower
>>218112427
>>218112483I don't want to be mean :(she's really a nice person, just a bit too bubbly and happy compared to me
>>218112362My first ever fap was when I watched Gone Girl in 2018. I was 10 years old and my dick went rock hard when the boobs of Emily Ratajkowski were shown.Good times.
>>218112489screm
Good news: I heard back from the trainerBad news: he said I should just bring my "usual gear" for the first session. I've never been to one before so how should I know what is usual? A t shirt and trousers, with something to relax in afterwards?
never watched ferris buellers day off or national lampoons christmas vacation
>>218112505Why bother mate
>My first ever fap was when I watched Gone Girl in 2018. I was 10 years oldFOLC
>>218112431just grin and bear it mate, how bad could it be? soon she'll be replacing them with pictures of her twat
>>218112393type the letter m after typing the word, google autofills 'meaning', then you click. you are complaining about typing one extra letter.
>>218112529I saw the latter once, I do not remember it.
>>218112526business casual with some hideous virgin shoes aught to do it mate
>>218112534i'm beginning to smell and my hair is greasy
Urinetown: The Musical. In the not-too-distant future, a crippling drought has caused a water shortage so awful that the government has enforced a ban on private toilets. Everyone is forced to use public bathrooms, all under the watch of one giant, evil corporation, profiteering by charging admission for one of humanity's most basic needs, with transportation to the much-fabled Urinetown as punishment for those who fail to comply. Amid the desperation, an unlikely hero plans a revolution to lead them all to freedom!
gaycunt retard meaning
>>218112489Would've been a better movie.
>>218112393i dont have this problem
>>218112431not interested in her or the dog pics
>>218112553>soon she'll be replacing them with pictures of her twati dont want that. i dont want pictures of anything, i want to be left alone.
>>218112510>Gone Girl in 2018. I was 10 years oldbait
>>218112510>2018. I was 10 years old
>>218112529ferris buellers day off is about a psychopath dodging responsibility and ruining his best friend's life
>>218112554autofilled your mum last night you little neek
>>218112529i don't like matthew broderick or that film
>>218112387>books (or just the idea of them)kek
>>218112592perhaps you shouldn't be dating then
>>218112592have you considered cock?
>>218112564It's for a trainer session at my new fitness club, not a membership interview
Romanian girls
>>218112628
>AAHH NOO I CANT TYPE THE LETTER M I AM TOO TIRED FROM TYPING THE WORD ALREADY SAVE ME BILL GATES
>>218112362>reading in publicIs there anything more pretentious, more attention-seeking?
step one>download apps>go on date>they like me and start chatting most days>more dates>i get scared of losing my independence>break up>feel like shit for days>repeat hoping it will be different this timeim so tired of this, why cant i date someone like a normal person without feeling terrified
>>218112471Turns out it was an issue with firefoxThey're not sure why but payments just don't work on it
how did i score zero on pip fucksake
>>218112358>>218112679yeah same, I messaged Vanguard about it ages ago and they've never fixed it
>>218112615yeah i shouldn't, it's like watching a car crash in slow motion
surely there's a website somewhere out there that lets you buy nerve agents
>>218112665sounds like a clue issue
i didn't have my first wank until i was 14
>>218112658explain how it's either
>>218112640Absolutely would
>>218112718Same
>>218112640don't like this
mum and stepdad hate me because I don’t have a job
>>218112721i've completed this
>>218112692You'd think one of the biggest investment platforms would want their website to work with one of the biggest browsers but there we go
>>218112721on Step 8 me>Current Account: 16k>Bonds: 23k>Cash ISA: 50k>Stocks and Shares ISA: 15k>Lifetime ISA: 10k>Pension: 17kYeah I know I have way too much in "safe" assets, I will be changing that
>>218112744err get a job
>>218112765don’t want to
>>218112721how do I find out if I have a workplace pension and when can access it if i do
>>218112765err fuck off
>>218112721what a sad life this is
reminder there is a nonce poster who tries to hear stories of when you wanked as a child because it turns him on. I dont think he's got one of those silly names yet, i'll christen him noncey nathan
want to go do gymtoil but my cold is too disgusting and it's not cool snotting and coughing all over the place in a gym
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZqsEH99QYMwhy did scots stop making these?
>>218112777on your payslip or ask your employeryou probably do unless you opted out
>>218112812>video gamesPLEASE grow up
>>218112812fuck off Jew
>>218112819so can i access it or do i have to wait until i'm 60 or something
>>218112758banking companies seem slow as fuck to change anything tbqh
>>218112823>>218112831its fun
Found out I can spend up to £120 a year on health testing through my work coverageOrdered a blood test to see if a decade off constant boozing has destroyed my liver
Be careful who you pray to.Alice is a young hearing-impaired girl who, after a supposed visitation from the Virgin Mary, is inexplicably able to hear, speak and heal the sick. As word spreads and people from near and far flock to witness her miracles, a disgraced journalist hoping to revive his career visits the small New England town to investigate. When terrifying events begin to happen all around, he starts to question if these phenomena are the works of the Virgin Mary or something much more sinister.
if only they could have seen this coming if only there was a way to prevent this
>>218112879play chess
god im fucking fat and poor and stupid
>>218112879fuck off jew, let our people go
Just saw a advert for kitchens and the couple werent mixed race. Genuinely shocked
>>218112899Yet another stupid trend imported from black America
>>218112902ktim
>>218112902same, old bald and ugly too
>>218112362Dude is just pretending to read, it sounds like
geeked up playing Xbox all day
>>218112934The one on the left is literally the son he had with his housekeeper, not like they have the same mum
>>218112899Such is life as a normdrone
>>218112899sparklers in champagne bottles is retarded but isn't it also a bit stupid to have explosed highly flammable insulation exposed to the elements
wouldn't believe the ai images of priti patel I've been creating today
>>218112934Remember this meme used to go around but it was something like one is half Hispanic the other half German
>>218112902kahteem and gay too!
>>218112899Oh shit you can literally see the exact person who did it. She's a mass murderer
men men men men menly men men men
>>218112934he hasnt been fat for years
bit of the ol' 'cide by cop to start the new year
>>218112910>>218112900what if they made london 2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouTMqZrgrTU
The days toil>woke up 2 hours late as I changed the wrong alarm>toilberg off so no one noticed>went for a 5k jog>showered>entered an hours worth of "work" so it looks like I did something>lunch>thinking up what other fake "work" I can addNot right to have people working when there's fuck all to do
>>218113026I woke up late, left the one meeting I had early, hit the gym and now I'm going to do my shopping
>>218112387someone let gingernonce know about this he'd love it
run wanker loves his lil runs
doing a ramble with gfberg tomorrow
she wouldn't have this threesome even though i organised it with a top lezzer model
>>218113024they won'tevery gta until the end of time will in be in a multiethnic crime ridden probably coastal cosmopolitan city in america where you do missions for cholos and homosexuals
lost weight last year by doing nothing but bringing my own lunch to worknow it's time to cut out my beloved dr. pepper
doing quite the poo dontchaknow
>>218113107How often do you actually see your gfberg? Do you live together?I'm guessing you messaged eachother each day day if you don't live together?
>>218113181why?
>>218113162thats london though. not that far from the coast either
>>218112995the real mass murderer is whoever installed a highly flammable ceiling. also whoever signed off the building regs.
>>218113162its a scottish series next one should be in edinburgh .and the characters you can play are like pic.make gta london 2 the dlc/expansion to gta edinburgh
>>218113210yeh but it has to be american otherwise americans won't play it. it'll never deviate from that complete description because the games cost $2 billion to make and the prospect of doing anything actually interesting is too risky
>>218112783Being financially secure is a huge comfort blanket.Knowing you could lose your job and still be comfy is a huge mental weight off your shoulders.
>>218113256theres no Scottish people in Edinburgh anymore its all foreigners and English
>>218112783It's not a life it's an aspect of your life which really doesn't take much timeBeing financially secure is a much better life than not
>>218112846You can access it, or rather you can see how much you have, if you take it out early you'll get taxed
I find it interesting when I hear or read more sexually active people talking about sex stuff. It's not like my friends and I are giggling like school kids when we discuss it, but you always get a woman saying "the thing that makes me squirt..." like they're talking about new furniture they bought.
>>218113280he doesn't need financial security on bennieshe has his plush life living in a one bed flat eating pot noodles every day!
the scottish woman in my office is from dundee
>>218113377ok
https://deathlist.net/lists/2026Who's gonna die this year lads
>>218113280>>218113326optimising your life for security and comfort is what is sad about it in the first place
Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, oohOoh-ooh, ooh, ooh, oohOoh-ooh, ooh, ooh, oohDid-did-did-did you see the frightened ones?Did-did-did-did you hear the falling bombs?Did-did-did-did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter when the promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath the brown poo
>>218113389already dead inside me
>>218113389me hopefully
January 2nd and you're back to the usual routine
>>218113401Uh huh because being insecure and miserable is far more preferable
cloudy urine again
>>218113150why would a lesbian model want a threesome with you
>>218113194I've just got a new gf and I am trying to figure out what's normal behaviour and not overwhelm her
>Be Tarquin>Go to Switzerland on a skiing holiday>Think to yourself "this holiday is not Tarq enough for me - we must order champagne with sparklers">Start a fire>Die
>>218113425its probably eggmong coping again
>>218113465just ask her you neurotic freak
We're sorry, we were unable to deliver your parcel today. We’ll try again on the next working day
>go to families house>throat is fucked due to all the second hand smokeif i wanted a sore throat i wouldve went out and sucked some willy penis
Football is for goyim
british muslims be like>arse salam alaykum
>>218113150who wouldn't
>>218113307where are the scottish then?
>>218113425i like how you changed comfortable to miserable instead of uncomfortable because even you recognise how gay you would sound
they’re running the bomb Iran psyop again
>>218113523scottish people wont exist soonyou should see the amount of blacks in the schoolsespecially in the cities
Piss in my arsePiss in my arsePiss in my arse, piss in my arseAnd I think to myselfPiss in my fat fucking arse
>>218113503>go to families house>throat is fuckedStopped reading there
>>218113508
Imagine using your son nearly dying to try and blag a Cybertruck lmaooo
>>218113329if it's not on my payslip then i don't have it? or can i still have it?
Send th buggers back
>>218113559please read the whole post sir. :3
>>218113552had to do a talk in a school in glasgow back in about 2016 and even then it was horrificthe white boys kept doing nazi salutes and hitler moustaches at least
Rorke saying "I'm da based alpha" to himself after he rejects a number of temporal objects and situations
I have £120k in a current account because I'm a fucking retard lolGot ISAs and stuff from years ago. Should probably sort it all out really.
erm...lads?
>>218113552how did they get there? wheres the police?
>>218113578shan't
First Official Poo of 2026: Complete
rorke playing yakuza and then walking around like he's kiryu
>>218113618Miss me with that shit nigga
>>218113618>nyprepper1would be funny if he was the first person to die
>>218113639Loved those hostess clubs minigames
>>218112362think its a joke because emrata is emily ratajkowski
>>218113565If it's not there then you may not have it, but it's something you opt-out of rather than inBest to ask them desu, on mine they clearly show it as a pension amount
Girls poo every few days I poo at least once a day
>>2181136182 more days
Oh my fucking godThe porn site which shall not be named has fallen to the Online Safety ActI mean what next, bunkr? For FUCK sake
Steady run
>>218113618Overly eager runt keen to see the end of humanity looking for signs in wavelengths
just ate a tin of tuna doesn't taste bad, but my breath is going to be horrid for the rest of the day
Have an annoying lump on the back of my tongue that makes me feel like I still have to swallow something
need all the old buildings in the country replaced with stuff this
>>218113564
>>218113706catbergish post this
sudo less /var/log/britd.log
Surely after all this time there must be a way to hack dating apps to access all of the free shit and see who "liked" you.
>>218113738*purrs and headbutts you*
sudo rm -rf /etc/gaycunt
>>218113697The end of 4chan looms
>>218113760the concept of “dating apps” are highly dystopian in its own right
>>21811245715 years ago she'd prance about naked in music videos she's a highly respected author now
>>218113719Depends. Old stuff that still looks nice can stay. Old stuff that has no artistic value (e.g. brutalist stuff from the 50s and 60s) can definitely be replaced with your pic.
>>218113697still grieving the lost of incesflix me
Sir Keir Starmer eyeing the 'block 4chan' button on his desk. Some day he'll have the balls to press it
>>218113699Bit slow that like
scream
been to seen avatar again
>>218113789>fetishizationCan guarantee she's misused the term
>>218113781So is the internet tbqh. At least how we have been all using it.
>>218113789posting images from 5 years ago is itupdate your 4chan folder matey not like you have a busy schedule
>>218113860?
>>218113789let me guess: everything bad was somehow not her fault
We really are in the deep winter of Western culture. “Civilization” can persist for centuries as a petrified shell which only exists to feed and house its spiritless masses, but the actual culture is long dead. All we can do is rehash what has already been. There are no new great religious, artistic, architectural or social movements that come from a genuine outpouring of passion from a rooted people. We are centuries detached from the soil and season bound life which gives a people its authentic cultural expression. It’s over. All we can really do now is exist in this ennui, debating on how best to manage the comfortable but sterile technocratic dystopia we find ourselves in.
>>218113789Despise women
>>218113824love it.
>>218113937was just saying this down the pub
>Romain GavrasGavras was in a relationship with English singer Rita Ora from 2020 to 2021.In 2023, he dated English singer Dua Lipa.>In November 2025, Ratajkowski confirmed she's in a relationship with French film director Romain GavrasTHE FUCK WHO IS THIS NIGGA
>>218113959why do you care?
>>218112387Men have that too. It's called /lit/.ZING!
Ohh they had that soundproofing foams on the ceiling
>>218113959>French bloke with Greek heritage chases Albanian pussynot even surprised
>>218113985just went there and saw naked hillary clinton with a horse cock. lovely, great stuff really
the club deleted its instagram
>>218112593>>218112594Relax. His birthday was January 1st.
>>218114002mad how so many of these deadly fires are because of some ultra flammable cladding or insulationgrenfell, hong kong, now this
how do i create porn using grok?
young autistic girl outside screaming AAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!!!
I don't like having sex, it makes me uncomfortableI like counting up, it makes me real comfortable
used Grok image generation for the first time today, was expecting it to generate one image but it generated dozens in quick succession. my monkey brain couldn't handle it
>>218114057idk, ask him
>>218114058get her shagged
what do i do
raping my arse with a knife sharpener
>>218114002>lads i've had an idea. you know the ceiling in our mostly wooden bar? what if, stick with me here, WHAT IF, we covered it in extremely flammable stuff. like really really flammable. i'm talking stuff that goes from spark to inferno in 30 seconds.
>>218114095attack with the intent to kill
>>218114095wtf is this
>>218114066Was really bad at sex me. I mean absolutely ABYSMAL!
>>218114002they should have used asbestos instead smdh
>>218114095Attack him
>>218114093alri Grok
it’s freezing outside today. cold. mega cold folks. nobody knows cold like i know cold. believe me.
>>218114095stop depriving your wife of agency and ask her
>>218114145you didn't say how young i was thinking like 18-20
>>218114095bum him to assert dominance
>>218114165young woman would be 18-20young girl implies like 8
>>218114095Join in with him.
foids posting their Ls
>>218113618i believe every twitter post i see
Been real quiet since the wagies went back to work todayThey told me they'd all booked this time offObviously a lie they were all here yesterday seething
>>218114165you're not fooling anyone you wretched nonce
>>218114030probably plenty of questionable fire safety practices they don't want recordedyou'd think the typical modern requirements for emergency exits would be more effective even if the place was a tinderbox full of fireworks
Just discovered Vimto. This is great. I can kick my soda addiction now
shag their coinslot cunts
>>218113789mental how she managed to convince the media class that she somehow got coerced into doing that
any other youthful 29 year olds in
>>218114257They've done you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjuT9OJifOs
>>218113789mental how literally everything for women revolves around their body and sex chthonic creatures
>>218114257???Get a life mate haha
>>218114257I did book today off mate
drug overdose
no more afternoon wine for me. hate january.
leaving toil at 4, what a day
just called mum a useless spastic thalidomite and stormed upstairs to my room
>>218114342conan o'brien and bill hader again, guaranteed
p00
lee mack just died
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXO6T_vKAGw
>>218114357why not head off to your own house lad give you both a bit of space
>>218114095bum him
>>218114361i doubt that
>>218114314Why is Buttercup Asian?
>>218114342sad
>>218113618Sounds like something russians would say to justify invading us
>>218114361*comical buzzer goes off*
>>218114361lives round the corner from me
>>218113618Running to the predicted impact zone to lay my bollocks on it
>>218113719vile
>>218114414well, he used to
lee mack just lived
>>218114361When all the big stars and icons die out we really will be stuck with things like this, won't we?
>>218114291yh
Michael McIntyre just shook his head so violently that his neck snapped
the rumors are true . nothing but sex havers in these threads. island of chads and brads
>>218114443He had to prepare for that last shot kek
>>218114463Most people will have taken today off, it'll be NEETs only again on Monday
>>218114423saw him on the train a few weeks back and i was steaming so went and said hello and told him my dad likes his funny jokes. he didn't enjoy our chat.
>>218114394
gignac has been playing in mexico for 10 years nowmind boggling
i feel empty after finishing that game yesterday. don't know what to do now.
>>218114542I feel empty in general
don't think the first week of this year will be as mad as last years
>>218114542what game?
>>218114595Minecraft
remember when Lee Mack got offended by a bunch of Jimmy Savile jokeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ9Rpu2ihZw
>>218114624>>218114624>>218114624
( . ) ( . )
>>218114568Not been following the news?
>>218114641not really a happening though is itstandard tragedy
>>2181146408===D~~~
>>218110286>>218110286
>>21811467940+ ppl dying from retardation is pretty noteworthy
can anyone post the link to the old thread please?not the newthe old
>>218114641Saw a video where they were just standing watching the ceiling catch fire doing fuck all, presumably they were all completely pissed
>>218114717ass lick
HE LINKED THE OLD THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>218114750>>218114750
New>>218114765>>218114765
grow up
Ahem
>>218114095Yeah, insult him back. Not in a racist way but call him a cunt or something. You shouldn't put up with someone insulting your wife
