Mars Volta edish
RBRS
on the whiskey
not as good as amputecture though
fucking cold sore on my lip againFUCK MY NIGGER LIFE
mad they got this shot
>>218117407Sadly don't have the disposable income to fuck around with individual stocks like I did during COVID, but hanging around on /smg/ was good fun. Made about 20k off of GME.I'm coasting with VAFTGAG now
Went for a jog, bit cold out there. Saw others running too - must be a new years resolution for quite a few people
im fucking gay lads
It's over for you rorke
/brit/ extends its official condolences to the victims of the Grenfell Tower fire
25% Rolls Royce 25% BAE Systems 25% Rheinmetall 25% Saab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xbI43hQYEM
did you wear something nice for your new year's party? who was your new year's kiss?
New clavicular pic
>>218117453would this count as photo of the year 2025 or 2026
>>218117453still cant believe this probably the most cack handed tragedy theres ever been
>>218117395HAVE YOU SEEN THE LIVING?TIRED OF THEIR OWN SHELLS?
It's like The Big Bang Theory in here sometimes Diego: Sheldon Mousey: Penny Spaino: Mickey Pearce
>>218117521seen that word like 10 times over the past week what does it mean
Just want to wizard max
>>218117528was the fire started before or after midnight?
Does your town have a person running a "Parking like a Tw@t" Facebook page or variant thereof?
>>218117521looks like he takes it up the you know what
>>218117489Thousands dead [source: Lily Allen]
10% LCK20% SKLL15% POW5% PLSR15% PAIN100% RTRTN
>>218117578haven't been on facebook since 2009
>>218117552https://www.tiktok.com/@kingclavicular
25% Lockheed Martin25% Palantir 25% Monsanto 25% Shell
>>218117515I was asleep so just wearing boxers and I haven't had a kiss in 11 years
>>218117583famous dirt grub street prostitute lily allen
You're all making fun of me but RBRS is up 29.7% since march
have you ever thought about how Charlotte Church and Charlie Kirk basically have the same name
100% VWRP
Feb and march are my favourite months because I don't have to pay council tax and have extra money to consoom
Mental how there's millions of Indian men and African/Filipino women kept as slaves in the Arabian gulf.Why don't they have just... revolt? They massively outnumber locals.
jesus you lot are quick to flog something to death
>>218117453Is that the acoustic foam catching fire? This is basically the same as the Station nightclub fire. That shit is supposed to be doused in fire retardant or whatever, unless someone cheaped out and is negligent for the deaths
nth for the holodem
>>218117675VWRL for mejust like seeing the dividend x
>>218117515would love to take an ice pick to both of their skulls
100% POO
>>218117521Why has he blown up lately? Even my normie friends talk about him
having my daily egg
>>218117667cinema
>>218117539what about the titanic what about the hindenburg disaster i think those were a lot more cack handed i mean how tf do you not see a massive iceberg like that
>>/r9k/83554184the thread
new year, new me
been up for less than an hour and already want to go back to bed
>>218117783was dark and most of it was underwater with the titanic and yeah fair enough with the hindenburg but that was before health and safety gone mad they just did whatever they wanted
>>218117753post hand
>>218117805:/
GP surgery left a voice mail earlier today telling my mum to phone as soon as possible
>>218117515it's insane how much happines others haveimagine being able to experience something like this while you're still young
Housemateberg was laughing with his gf and shagging her all day while I was stuck in my room alone
>>218117667the brentmeister general
>>218117796good job retard learn how to crosslink fucking faglord
BLACKPINK stuns in newly shared group photo
>>218117667looks like an obelix character
>>218117805literally just lose some weight and that's itlook at his hairline it's still intact which 80% of the guys his age don't have
>>218117606fucking hell he is mad gay in motion. you can tell his greatest fear is the sound of an unprepared for camera click
>>218117827why? im not a chicken you know. chickens cant type.
saw my bum in the mirror earlier and it looked good
>>218117805Rate my new haircut
thinking about becoming a named /brit/ personality this year, something like wafflesthink people can reply with:>shut up wafflesmong you evil ghoul>is that a wafflesnonce post again?>haven't seen waffles in recently where's he been?
everyone happier than me deserves to suffer and dieit's that simple
>>218117889I find hands erotic
>>218117855Learning how to crosslink on 4chan in the year of our Lord 2026 is the ultimate unc behaviour
>>218117912true
need to lose weight but also kind of need to get steaming to avoid boredom. Just not fair
>>218117880wonder how many of them got deep dicked by bbc on the sly during their hiatus
>>218117907let us know when you come up with something
Still absolutely screaming at that bellend who told me no one works on the 2nd
Happy weekend everynyan
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>>218117934going to maintain weekend steamingtoils but cut back and NOT purchase from the takeaway jewwill be on sobertoil during the week small steps
Any cronem online
thank fuck they got rid of those box captchas
>>218117934Recently stopped drinking and the first few days of stopping when you're not hungover are agonyGets a lot easier though
>>218117975got to sign up for liftingtoil also
>>218117912not a lovely lamb comment
>>218117993>the first few days of stopping when you're not hungover are agonyhow so? i thought it would feel amazing not to be hanging
>>218117961Happy weekend
Spaffing over the flower with big chebs in conkers bad fur day
>>218117667king>>218117880so one of these is the most desired bachelorette in south korea
>>218118020I don't want to drink when I'm hungover. I can stand being sober for several days but I eventually get desperate to get pissed
Last weeks uncathon was a throwback, Chip demolished Ambush
>>218117539Almost all night club fires are the same:>Cigarette/sparklers/pyrotechnics>Insulation foam_set piece prop catches fire>people stampede to exit. Blockage. Backdraft from door opening
remember when gta 6 was supposed to come out in 2025
>A manchester woman Kayley Boda, 21, has been diagnosed with lung cancer after smoking 1 vape a week since for the past 7 years
>>218118072wish i could have a couple of drinks then stop but its either getting absolutely wankered or nothing at allcan't have a few tinnies, watch a movie then stop me
>>218118110>vaping when youre 14thatll do it
Turning up to work on jan 2 like this after a 3 day bender
Hold me nowI'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinkingMaybe six feet ain't so far down
Be honest with me lads, how many of you are still a virgin then?
>>218117805Screaming
>>218118124Are you young? I was like that at 21
Any small sexy little foidlings online x
>>218118152Spritually, yes.Physically, no.
>>218118152umm... me
Having a hot chocolate with a couple marshmallows in it and some whipped cream :)>>218118023She was cute, Sakuta was lucky to be able to dote on a sister like her
>>218118152Not a virgin but also not had sex for 10years. Reckon it reverts back after a while
>>218118152haven't had sex in 12 years this year so have basically regenerated my virginity
got a weird desire to play fable again
>>218118183*bounces up and down*h-hello!!
>>218118152i am unsullied
>>218118203>>218118209/brit/ - the failed normie general
>>218118110Prey 4 kaylee #thoughtsnprayers
>>218118188>>218118203>>218118209FONT
I'm the human equivalent of a wet shart in public that makes you urgently run to the nearest bathroom
>>218118110>Kayley said: “A few months after I switched from reusable vapes to disposable ones, I started coughing up brown, grainy mucus.>In November 2024, Kayley developed a rash all over her body, which doctors put down to shingles, chicken pox, or scabies.sounds like she was buying dodgy products
>>218118236You don't understand, I had to beg her to shag me and eventually she relented. I told her I loved her after two days of meeting her and she fell for it.I'M ONE OF YOUUUUUUUUUUU
just 2 more plates and I will get that gf I know it
>>218118279FONT
>>218118152Me
Why can't I buy fags on Amazon?
>>218118270>Kayley said: “A few months after I switched from reusable vapes to disposable ones, I started coughing up brown, grainy mucus.Didnt stop though did she
>>218118278by having the best morale officers in the business
ahh yes, more suifuel for dysphoriaberg
>>218118278>brown roots>brown eyesOh dear
>>218118289
>>218118082true say
>>218118278sex
me doing a poo
just read some dangerously neurotypical postsjanitor is supposed to be protecting my incel eyes from this shit ffs
what percentage of /brit/ is autistic
drinking guinness zero to fool my alchie brain into thinking dry jan is ok
it pie night
>>218118196Poor lass had it rough, she deserves all the hugs. I should catch the movies and season 2
>>218118413what pie lad
think I'll just start mainlining dark web ordered heroin, I have nothing left to lose
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>218118326:(
wanted to post something but then I forgot whatearly Alzheimer innit
>>218118309erm unlikely
>>218118436fray bentos mince and onion. only the finest in this house
Just put the whole wax rind from a babybel maxi into my foreskin to show gfberg
>>218118470well you need comedy as well as sex to make good moralesome good tunes wouldn't go amiss either but you can't have everything can you
>>218118382Undiagnosed ADHD here
>>218118488ffs lad that is the rankest pie going just a load of slop and thin gravy with a couple of random strands of meat through it
the inquest begins
>>218118449even dragon ball z?
>>218118382aspergers for medon't see it myself though
thought he was a serious pieman but he's an amateur and a pikey
>>218117395corr was just rewatching their performance in germanyhttps://youtu.be/YvGnoddfCdk?t=1081
i'm only 36, my best video game playing and anime watching years are still ahead of me
i am mr vain
how many sausages should i have with my mashed potato and broccoli
any of you lads ever been pegged?
>>218118505Idk if the point of placing woke as a priority of our militaries was so that we could win any war. I think the purpose may have been so that we are incapable of winning a war. Jews are the last war mongers left, and also the group most responsible for inserting woke into everything.
>>218118567Russians listen to The Mars Volta?
>>218118559you see baby gokus penis in the first episode and the old man is constantly trying to nonce that blue hair girl it is literally for nonces
only gone and picked up a few alcoholic cider beers on my way home haven't I?
alri lads cmon n get with it now
>>218118604you seem to know a lot about it
>>2181185903. Or if they're shitty supermarket ones that shrink to half the size when cooked have all 6.
>“Customer service has been repeatedly criticised for being unprofessional and confrontational, detracting from the overall experience.”>According to Mrs Moretti’s page on LinkedIn, she was educated in Britain at the University of Wales Trinity Saint David, where she received a bachelor’s degree.oh ffs
>>2181185903
>>218118628this woman is simply too large to be sexy
>>218118598didn't your president became friends with putin to not fight with war with russia
>>218118632done him
>>218118662you are gay
>>218118662yeah well you're too gay to be straight
>>218118656right well it's our fault then
>>218118628who's the bint aye?
>>218118641>>218118657OK i will have3 sausages !!
>>218118662she's a normal sized woman lad she's not a giant atop a beanstalk
>>218118628this woman stands 500 feet tall
>>218118558Victoria Beckham was rhe owner?
was a bit conflicted about AI, but now that grok is literally raping women, think it might be based
that woman up there looks like a giant atop a beanstalk
Thoughts on terrorism?
>>218118740bit rubbish isn't it
>the last thing you see before you are mowed down and killed instantly
10 guaranteed millionaires on euromillions tonight lads. it could be you
would you leave the country if you could
gonna get an asian woman to teach me how to drive
might actually just break up with the gf she does my fucking head in
>>218118656Tin-y-pot university
>>218118763future lotto lout Lol
St Trinians
>>218118598>russiaall their troops are fucking dead
all women should be 2 meters tall
>>218118628First thing I noticed was her cross
>>218118806how tall should men be
I'm a faggotI'm a retardI'm an intel I'm a loser
>>218118774ever shag her up the arse?
>>218118774nyd was the time to do it now you should do it on her birthday your birthday or valentines day
>>218118815180 maxalso I've changed my mindwomen should be 3 meters tall
>>218118662she is sexy because she's large
>>218118766Dunno
>>218118772what kind of asian
>>218118819what i see when i check dxdiag
>>218118628would love her to squeeze my head between her thighs while black bulls wanked over her leather boots then lick the jungle juice clean from them
>>218118766I would gladly be fisherman in Iceland or something
>>218118824yh once dont really like bumsex too much hassle >>218118837valentines day first
NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME NEW YEAR NEW ME
hmm yes I do believe I shall be getting drunk now as I deserve it after my one singular day of work after several days off
>>218118855Who's the bint?
>>218118710she is either very large or the bed is very small
>>218118278Quite clearly not the same person
>>218118819You’re a slot badgerYou’re a bush dodgerYou’re a small bean regarderYou’re a two-pin din plugYou’re the crazy world of arthur brown
>>218118899Who is she?
THEY'RE BOTH ON NINESI CAN'T SPAKE I CAN'T SPAKE
>>218118855watching lessons and mock tests on youtube helped me learn, unironicallyit's like a free lesson
Nativists are the stupidest people alive. People born in a particular place have less, not more, of a claim on it than those who traveled long distances and endured hardships and and peril to make it their home
Seriously though, what is up with his torso?
Today is all about the Michael Carroll in empty swimming pool vibes
>>218118855>>218118945Those chebs are absolutely dismal
>>218118945>tfw no blonde british rose gf to drive you to Greegs
darts on in a bit
>>218118956naturally barrel chested plus probably taking HGH or something to make him buff but not actually lifting
whats a cheb
>>218118956he's fat and naturally barrel chested. he should be pushing 4 plates but autism has him building his gay little rockets instead
>>218119009tit
>>218119009a boob
>>218119022what did you just call me
>>218118903aman from clearview driving>>218118983they're fine
>>218118907that's the bed skirt not the floor
>>218119009
leftypol stimming and tugging his girldick about this
>>218118945she's a big gyal>>218118929peng leaf gymnast
>>218119050>they're fineIf you like dismal chebs sure
As you go about your day you should ask yourself, "Do I look like a sleazy nightclub owner right now?" If the answer is no, you aren't trying hard enough. This year is all about pure nightclub sleaze
>>218119078her girldick
>>218119067this woman does zero exercise, none, yet all men would go at it like a wild pignot fair is it
>>218119085dgi
>>218119078this is why we need the death penalty back
>>218119116
>>218119009ok but lad you seriously need to be 18 to post on this website
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2CWfSLyjx8rorke playing this on his google pixel as he takes his clothes off in the escort's room
>>218119113she just got lucky on the fat distribution genetics
hate food trends companies making everything peanut butter flavored first, then salted caramel then that dubai shit and now matcha
>>218119067need the sauce immediately my man
>american flagsyep post skipped.
>>218119113a woman that exercises is a woman that lost the genetic lottery she's also likely to get a bunch of surgeries too to make up for the lack of genetic superiority
>>218119113>>218119146>woman>sheerr x
>>218119050ty sir
ate 12 maryland cookies in the last couple days
>>218119146she's not even that lucky as these things go. She's a future fatty. Yet will have her pick of the litter as things stand.
>>218119067MAN THE HARPOONS!
>>218119192>>218119146>>218119113incelposters go home
>>218119188wtf that's like 6 a day
>>218119194She's twice as skinny as the average Brit, have you literally never seen another person?
>>218118956edited but yeah he's barrel chested and overweight
zoomer jeans
*zips*
taking some heat here it must be said
Just finished Juujika no RokuninWas decent to be honest, quite fond of revenge stories>>218119159I tried real matcha when I was in Japan, genuinely just tastes like grass and anyone that says they like it is chatting shit
>>218119242literally just 70s flares
>>218119242mixed feelings about these
>>218119219feeling very fat right now
>>218119067this woman is so peng it's unbelievable the chebs are so spaffable
>>218119282>extension lead on the bedcan't be safe that
the toil freaks will be going to toil tomorrowme? sleepy sleep sleeps all day
>>218119242obviously I do indeed look at ripe zoomer arses filling out their stupid baggy jeans however I would also like to ogle the curve of these women's thighs and calvessooner they get back to skinny jeans the better
>>218119146wish men had a version of women's attractive fat distribution. all we get is beer belly (bad) or the same as attractive women but it's bad because we're men. and our usual fat distribution makes us die earlier. it not right
have failed at life so hard it's comical
>>218119304no they flipping won't
>>218119085I want to laugh at this but I'm not biblically versed enough
>>218119311you wanted fat to be distributed to your bum so men can bum your bum?
>>218119311get on the HRT hun x no such thing as too late
>>218119282>extension leadthat's a new one to add the things british slags usually have in their slag videosusually there'smirror radiator toilet ring light reflection in eyes
>>218119306source?
>>218119282I prefer the original
>>218119304the 'toil freaks' seem to be living rent free in your head considering how often you post about them x
>>218119365jellybeannose on youtube
>>218119311don't accumulate fat then Einstein
>>218119366rosie had a fucking insane body genuinely a 10/10 from the neck down. Mental how many munted birds are walking about looking like fertility goddesses under their clothes.dread to think how many I have passed on because I judged them on their face alone
>>218119376>don't accumulate fat then Einstein
My news year resolution is that I will not make it to the end or this year one way or another
>>218119340no i want a fat distribution that makes me attractive to women in the same way they are attractive to men when it all goes to their arse and thighslike if all your fat went straight to your cock and balls or something. then i can bum their bum>>218119376it not right that they can but i can't
need the bird
>>218119410you're not wrong
>>218119366genuinely would have given about £500 for a pair of her musky knickers she'd worn for a full day in summer and creamed in a bit in her prime
>>218119411Ripped Einstein doesn't exist he can't hurt you:
>>218119353then you get female fat distribution on a man's skeletal structure which is an affront to nature's proper order and uniquely disgusting
>>218119428frankly I'd need to see further evidence before making my mind up
>>218119443Sir, this is a Wendy's
>>218119428>tattoosnot worth my time
>>218119420women get a free pass because biologically speaking they don't need to be particularly lean or muscular to do what women do (sit around and have babies)
Sat on the bogDelivering me logForgot to flush did i And twas arrested for aborting a nog :( it not right
>>218119410for me it's mysterioushotwife422 when she strips out of her office wear.
might watch Amadeus starring William Tomomori Fukuda Sharpe as the titular Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
>>218119414bit grim even for me
>>218119493it's poo, just watch the film
right well that's the zoot rolled
>>218119494>filenamethat was from that imgur album with about 200 images of her smutgot a link?
>>218119483nah that's BS women in pre-industrial societies (even today like in africa) do a lot of work like fetching water
>>218119494SAUCE
dude where's my car!!
might get hatsune miku fitness boxing
>>218119494it would have been wrong for her NOT to become a findom paypig mistress looking like this tbf
>>218119509im not really going to watch it im just trying to incite racial tension
>>218119411kek good post
the day she shut rorke up
>>218119524still doesn't really require them to be particularly fit other than having a straight, strong back, which really falls into the "general healthiness" portion of attractiveness which applies to both sexes
>>218119590>>218119590
>>218119523https://imgur.com/gallery/zwUXkNX
>>218119535Mousey and Canada Go To Whitecastle
>>218119594big cal
kek this is me
>>218119594>@slagtitsBet she's still unmarried despite the 10 year old tweet lol
