club penguin edition
Great thread
>>218121343squawking
hi
Having a morning choof
>>218121343shitting myself over this
made koftas for din dins and forgot they look like poos so now i'm basically eating spicy poos
more of a habbo hotel man meself
for me it was neopets
Just found the singular yank who posts here
>>218121381need a stoner gf suchlike the one in that picture
this is what the corporate world looks like now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRTjI5ARPFQ
Back on the ayase momo wanks in 2026
glad that sanna edish is over
nth for the baddiedem
they should remove the ban on chemical weapons
funny how a computer mouse is called that because it looks like a mouse
Been in a bad mood lately because I'm in love with my coworker but realised I have nothing in common with her and have nothing to talk to her about
suspect I will die or end up in hospital this year. Just feels like that's on the cardshttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1767384503910123.webm
>>218121268agreed>>218121317ok how can I court those in my social group?do you buy her presents? do you flirt with her? do you go clubbing with her and hope she is drunk enough to shag?at some point you will have to separate her from the social group to spend time with you alonewhat do you do in that time?I'm quite stupid at this sort of thing and know everything from american tv and films
>>218121436Kek this is me (at home, because I am a NEET)
Are labubus still a thing in 2026 or no
>>218121462that's a cartoon school girl
>>218121436https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_-8SS1LS_c
>>218121436goodfuck corporatism
>>218121479The wireless ones should be called hamsters or guinea pigs instead haha
>>218121465do finns not like her
>>218121343caterwauling
>>218121375>>218121494>Avatar or signature use
>>218121436mad that as soon as i saw this in the catalog, i knew one of you incels would be seething about it here
As for what I use my mac for?>>218121398Shite like that, lads
>>218121381I know what you are
>>218121482sounds like you have a crush and aren't really in love
>>218121495https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporatism>Not to be confused with Corporate capitalism.>This article is about the general social theory. For business influence in politics, see Corporatocracy.the more you know
weather man said there would be no rain but now it's bucketing downcatberg is perturbed and I'm not doing much better
>>218121482can you be in love with someone without knowing them?personally I don't think so. Yes you can be infatuated and certainly I have done that many, many times with different women but when you get down to it I didn't know anything about them I just invented perfect personalities for them based on how I wanted them to be. When it came time to speak to them I never could due to my crippling shyness.
>>218121516announcing something are we?
the 70s look so grim. glad i wasn't alive then.
>>218121375are you the freak that 17 years ago posted "Maisie" in every /brit/ thread?
>>218121436lass at the club taking us to karaoke did a dance like this down the stairs
don't think all the gymcelling in the world would make me attractive to women. I'm just too autistic and cowardly
>>218121436She thought she ate
>>218121532Thanks for not spamming Lee x
>>218121557reckon you'll be alive for the 2070s?
seagulls are gits
>>218121584>lifting for grills
>>218121584and how many times have you been to the gym? yeah, thought so
>>218121570no x
>>218121598nah
ir's over for the romans
>>218121606why else would you
>>218121609for several years but I've been quite inconsistent. can only bench 1.5pl8
>>218121598i reckon i'll still be alive in the 2100s
>>218121462Rin better
Managed to reign in the Instagram usage today from yesterday's peak of 7 hours and 43 minutes
>>218121627so this is rashid
the new tat
>>218121436Nice feet
>>218121488just wing it mate what's the worst that could happen
>>218121634reckon it'll be grim as
>>218121488>do you buy her presents?probably not>do you flirt with her?probably>do you go clubbing with her and hope she is drunk enough to shag?noam clueless 'cel myself lad so you'll have to figure it out. i wouldn't really consider outings with someone you have some kind of mutual social stake with to be the same as 'dating' of strangers via speed-dates, hookup apps or the like. maybe ask the older people in your family how they managed it.
thank god that we even get to die. What a relief that you can just pull the plug eventually and even if you don't nature does it for you.best of luck to alphoomers or whatever who presumably will have to contend with living forever
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>>218121672ktimlove carrying out my incel power fantasies in games
>218121697okay
>>218121667Obviously temporary you can see the outline of the transfer
>>218121691we're gonna live forever too in a sense. the /brit/ amalgam bot trained on all of our posts is in the works. we'll be together, forever
friday is it nothttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1767079314355134.webm
>>218121641grim. bet you're a proper mouth-breathing slack-jawed mongoloid of a specimen
leftypols new fit
>>218121488you have to get past the idea that there is an answer to every possible question regarding dating and that you can only begin dating once they're all answered mateyou need experience, not abstract particular knowledge
>>218121491you're preaching to the choir mate>>218121637Rin is very cute but she's not as spunky as Momo, which is very important for me as I'm a little whimpy bitch boy freak that needs very extroverted woman to sort me out
>>218121754miss alcohol so much sometimes
yesterday was thursday
>>218121745saddens me that instead of some bookish future scholar poring over the archives of /brit/, reading every post we ever made, it will instead be a fucking robot computer program that parses all our posts in a nanosecond and shits out a summary with selected words highlightedit not right
>>218121462
>>218121759leftypol thinking this will get him laidhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/Pr_YQRzOzbw
>>218121793get on it and get the bags in
>>218121819not clicking that
>>218121690thank you, good advice>>218121681>>218121784I just don't want to do something that breaks social norms and feel embarrassed
Trying to make sense of it all
>>218121786hagmax instead
Kill me
>France threatens to arrest Britons who stop migrant crossings. Activists say their actions are necessary in the face of inaction from authoritiesFunny how the french can stop the Brits but not the boats
>>218121828cant always end up like that true detective scene above wanting to kill myself. If I had one day to live though Id lock myself away and get steaming alone listening to tunes.
>>218121436imagine trying to get work done at this place
>>218121840i mean maybe it's ok to buy her presents given the right scenario, and that you both acknowledge on some level (unspoken or not) where things are meant to be heading, but i wouldn't be out of the blue with it
>>218121833wanna click this?eremje-voxpop.ru
my favourite dandadan character was the mantis shrimp boxerhe's literally me
>>218121436>>218121888GIHW
>>218121886was me who posted that and I've got the tunes on right now
>>218121895i'm afraid that's also a no
Sorry chaps, but the pool is closed for the time being. AIDS innit.
>>218121840>I just don't want to do something that breaks social norms and feel embarrassedyou will because everyone on their first ever date doesif you're a genuine asocial sperg you should probably be trying to find a normal friend group to acclimate yourself to so you don't end up trying to snif her hair or summat but otherwise you need to put yourself out there. knowledge will not help you
>>218121874sorry not sorry
rorke doesn't agree with that in the workplace
>>218121848BasedSeiko > Rin > Vamola > Momo > Aira
Just send them all on to Ireland
>>218121944take them back!
get the university challenge christmas final watched
>>218121977
get the E-flat major scale played
>>218121976if it were me, i'd sink the boats
>>218121627urgh...!
Britain cries out for Marxism-Leninism-Maoism!!!
>>218121939>>218121894thank youI like my current friends so I wouldn't want to replace them
>>218122046contrapposto is bad for your hipshope this helps
>>218121999shut up
>>218121922good lad
>>218122046
>>218122039aha yeah does it mate?
>>218122014i'd put a big dam in the channel that would redirect them to ireland
>>218122057ok. bye
>>218122074Ser Samwell Tarly
>>218121888This level of extrover makes me uncomfortable unironically
>>218122074Daniel Lambert was a historical hero of mine
>>218121888This is Israel
>>218122098sorry <3
>>218122074would
something ghastly just fell out my arse
>>218121801future scholar going over the ancient texts and evoking the demon rorke upon the global leftopia
>>218122085The Communist Party of Britain are a reactionary social democratic reformist revisionist treatlerite middle class boomer social clubActual communists do not take part in bourgeois electoral clownery
Lads, cans?Bokkles?Vino?Voddy?Anyone?
>>218122170concession accepted
>>218122162Human head?
>>218122170words words words nigga
prolly get banned on /tv/ but whatever it's a legitimate thread >>>/tv/217071439>>>/tv/217071439
>>218122221take these chains off and say it again
wish i couldv'e been there for her and stroked her cheeks
>>218122222shite get
>>218122192Haha yes Canslad, great to have you here! You are the life and soul of this general!
>>218122219If you're offering ;3
>>218122242
>>218122255Human head is better than the usual for you ey ?
>>218122242>strokedclapped*
Why can't you purchase cigarettes on Amazon?
>>218122192One of each, please.Or I'll just keep eating the psychedelic chocolate.
>>218122242>The perpetrator was Thomas Alexander Mair, a 53-year-old unemployed gardener born in Scotland.[22] Mair had mental health problems,[23][24] though he was declared sane in the moment of the crime.[1] He believed individuals of liberal and left-wing political viewpoints, and the mainstream media, were the cause of the world's problems>A police official described Mair as a "loner in the truest sense of the word ... who never held down a job, never had a girlfriend [and] never [had] any friends".[24]the future of every rorke on this website
>go on /soc/>look at the cock thread>everyone has a gigantic dick>feel shit about mine
smith galer sex arse
>>218122273Few handies are more tragic than the one you shave and draw a face on yourself.
>>218122295they'd get wet
>>218122295same reason you can't purchase dildos over 8"
>>218122285kekthey even have blinking technology
got the top of the pops 1989 on
>>218122327survivorship bias innitactually im not sure it is, butyou knowsome sort of bias
>>218122321>getting a score as high as an MPi wish
How long does it take for a girl to become your girlfriend after you invite her to café?Question assumes you are friends and see each other in a group social setting ~2 times per week
>>218122321>Mair had mental health problems,[23][24] though he was declared sane in the moment of the crimemad how they can just declare what he was thinking
>>218122360@GCHQ
>>218122327just use the wide lens setting on your phone
>>218122362would you like a cup of tea, father?
a big hand for Sir Kierwhat's funny is his missus looks like this in literally every photo. Every image she looks like yer ma's drunk pal at a house party who's crossing some boundaries
>>218122378reckon they're already well acquainted with me mate
>>218122375Depression and paranoia don't get you an indefinite stay in padded jail, just the regular stay in regular jail
>>218122321>A police official described Mair as a "loner in the truest sense of the word ... who never held down a job, never had a girlfriend [and] never [had] any friends"ktim only i also suffer from intense chronic pain and I'm not a chud
what a pile of shit
ALEXIS TEXASNEVER TOOK THE BBC NEWS !
>>218122414get on the medical mary jane
Fit Sir Keir Missus
>>218122435she does on OF now doe
>>218122375youre only considered to have diminished responsibility if theres evidence you didnt know what you were doing was wrong and didn't have the capacity to fully understand the consequences.
>>2181217555'7 and built like a brick shithouse I dare you to say that to my face
>>218122401bet hes shagged her up the arse
/brit/ggas really be in her not knowing how to spell the PM's nameomds
>>2181224926'1" and an oddly muscular 280 lbs.I dare you to stand on your toes and kiss me on the lips.
>>218122506I don't really see the appeal of bottom sex but then I have never had normal sex so the vagina still holds much appeal and mystique for me.
dropped the coke and now it's not fizzy no more :(
>>218122583carryfuck me
which ear was it you got pierced if you were gay? i was never sure
>order goyslop>eat goyslop>sit scrolling tiktoks and vaping on my comfy sofa in my warm room with mood lightingthis is the peak experience of my life nowadays and all that I look forward to doing.
>>218122594
>>218122599Ok, but we're not finished until we're both finished.
>>218122594cola in a can? stays fizzy forever so long as the can isn't opened. 2L bottle of cola? goes flat within the hour after the bottle is openedwhat's happening there? we don't know lad we just do not know
i wanted to destroy something beautiful
right i'm hard now
any 5'7 virgin loser man in?
>Woman felt 'dehumanised' after Musk's Grok AI used to digitally remove her clotheswtf i love AI now
>>218122604...
>>218122661yea me
>>218122655would be hard too if i could still get erections
>>218122630If you could release the pressure in the can and then re-seal it... would you?
>>218121482Maybe she's just a boring cunt?I have a coworker who is fit and I've tried talking to her out of politeness but she listens to Taylor Swift, reads gay romance novels, and buys cheap Chinese tat off Temu and Shein.That's it. That's literally her entire life. Just accept that some people are unironically NPCs and move on
>>218122661...yhI'm going to ask a girl out and we will see if I have vaginal sex with her.You will be the first to know.See you in April.
>>218122467
>>218122614Insanely basedThis was me yesterday (clocked 7h48m on Instagram reels)
>>218122636t. the destructors from Graham Greene's short story 'The Destructors'good short story that, did it in school and it always stuck with me. My teacher, a peng jewish milf with olive skin, gave me a very high mark in my essay and said I really seemed to have resonated with the storylater I completely destroyed any chance I ever had of shagging her when she suggested I take Advanced Higher English and I abruptly told her I fucking hated English, not realising she would interpret it that I hated her lessons rather than just hating writing essays.
just want to have sex with a black woman
So when are you supposed to meet "birds" when your social circle has no available women?Dating apps I guess?
>>218122759not me they smell bad
>>218122745not reading this essay
looking at glasses online but all the models are handsome black men
>>218122435she shagged bbc off camera back then
>>218122745>16 pagesmight just read this tonight then
>>218122745is that her
>>218122715maybe all I need is a plain jane swiftie chinese tat hauling gfmaybe that's what will make me happy, lad
>>218122712a ship is safe in harbour but that's not why ships were made. A can is safe unopened but that's not why cans are made.
>>218122782>can't read
Sup fellas
>>218122715>I have a coworker who is fit and I've tried talking to her out of politeness but she listens to Taylor Swift, reads gay romance novels, and buys cheap Chinese tat off Temu and Shein.this is just women, isn't it? never understood why you would care about having things in common with a partner. you don't have to have 'deep discussions' with them in order for them to be fun to be around
>>218122745tbf I don't think you were going to shag her anyway
>>218122811So why is the bottle surviving long enough to go flat?
*BLOOOOOUUUURRRGOORGHHGOHPPHHLPHPLH*
>>218122793She did 3 scenes. Why I didn't hear about that ?
>>218122838hello bulgaria
>>218122820i can read, can i borrow your copy of dianetics?
And the very latest from Katy and the cronem?
>>218121487do people just drink and do lines with no external stimulus? nothing on the telly, no games, no phone out, just on the sofa with it all laid out
ayo can I get a bump on my /druk/ thread it's heading to page 10 at an alarming rate>>>/tv/217071439
>>218122865
>>218122858glug glug
>>218122808All I want is a fat, reasonably smooth fellow and a fat, reasonably smooth trollop, a large bed, and room service.All I need is any two of these things.
>>218122885It won gimmick of the year and is now done as major gimmick.The Belgian has stopped posting about it after his Christmas revelation.
>>218122860omds
>>218122926...why?
i actually love ariana grande i think shes really cute
>>218122838Nazdrave
>>218122946No it didn't No it isn't And no he hasn't
>>218122872Ok, but it's a misprint>(It's actually a bottle of Havana Club 3y scribbled on in Elvish - Elrond de Cuba)
>>218122842what would you talk about on a date?
>>218122902back in the day when I took gear I'd often smash a bag and just post here. Admittedly it was normally when I was home from a night out and had some left over like I wouldn't buy a bag of gear with the express intent of posting here (though I did do that a few times on New Years and such). Once I was at a work's christmas do and having a shite old time and just left early with my bag, got a taxi home and posted here.then when I graduated to speed/cathinones I'd just dedicate the entire bag to laying in bed wanking to my preferred pornography
>>218122975funy
>>218122984it won the official poll
the british don't have good anti-snitch culture
>>218122975Why is there war in the world? Because some people have no morals
>>218123001coke leg
>>218122946he literally got visited by the three ghosts of christmas and changed his wayspowerful
>>218123006No such thing
>>218122926It's time toMakeAmericaGreat BritainAgain
>>218122939not off topic though is it it has been carefully crafted to fall within the guidelines of the rules_____thank you to all who bumped it I appreciate your help during these trying times x
>>218122984>No it didn't yes it did>No it isn't >And no he hasn'tevidence your claims
>>218123011i think most wars are a result of disputes over resources and territory lad not morals
>>218123035We will just have to see about that
>>218123010People who do bad things should be punished
sucking a lemon lime vape and drinking lager and listening to music and posting with you lot on here with the heating on on my sofa
>>218122980Cheers mate
rorke on the mic, singing his heart out
no you're not
>>218123020undoubtedly most inspiring /brit/ story of 2025perhaps ever?
>>218123039No it didnt >evidenceYou still post it
>>218123039The kittens both provide proof of your falsehoods, and accept your concession
>>218123041Wars have been launched by leaders who didn't care about the amount of death and destruction they would cause
THAANK YOOU SOLIHULLYOU'VE BEEN A GREAT CROWD
>>218122842>this is just women, isn't it?in this country yeahhasn't always been like this but now most women are dumb little tarts who consume slop and act like rowdy men>never understood why you would care about having things in common with a partner.you're right but you want your woman to at least have a personality and not be a boring godless zogbot who only consumes slop
Cherokee peopleeee Cherokee tribeeeee
rorke's da
>>218123000whatever she finds most interesting so she opens her fanny for me laterhalf joking. you can talk about things other people are interested in without having a personal interest in the topic, and they can do the same for you. the idea that you both have to like something to talk about it is odd
>will you be my first bf anon?
>>218123102one could argue that they care too much for the needs of their subjects*tokes on an old tree root that's been fashioned into a smoking pipe*hmmph, one could argue indeed
>>218123121nowt wrong with this. she took a picture first
>>218123066nibbling on a psychedelic chocolate to the very edge of microdosing, cycling through lagers and ales to the event horizon of the buzz, and occasionally checking in to see how you sexy fuckers are.How are you sexy fuckers? Sexy? You're god damned right you are.>>218122655How's your erection?
>>218123117good song
>>218123133get yeh fookin cock out jeffree
>>218123093>You still post itwith a far lower frequency than beforeand the belgian?
https://youtu.be/9d_EI9jDcXQ
Ned Beatty sex arse
>>218123133sorry I'm not a time traveller
Gary Pick Stevenson
*throws knife into nearest tree*
>>218123228I'll pick whomever I want- Gary
>>218123181I accept your concession
>>218123135If that was their motivation they wouldn't risk the lives of their subjects.
no footy on is a joke
rorke refusing to tax the rich
>>218123267I accept your concession
>>218123297Haha!
>>218123297Oh boo hoo your game of kick ball isn't on so what
>>218123318
>>218123312https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_LvRPX0rGY
>>218123318>>218123267I provide you concessions, you watch the film in silence. If you breach this verbal contract, I will take you both back to Winnipeg. Is this understood?
member that scene in TD season 2 where she used her knife kung fu on that bad guy and killed himthat was cool yeah
>>218123277mm.. a preponderance of items to consider..*stares out a window that's entirely misted over**absently darts my tongue in and out of my mouth searching for the olde toking pipe**takes a big puff*ohhhhh yes... much to consider indeed...
>>218123318sent that canadian dollhouse freak flying
>>218123355are you a bot or just indian
>>218123318You and he still post about black cocks together like you have for the past two or three years Nothing will ever change that and you will never stop
>>218123377Are you aware that Winnipeg is indeed a frozen shithole, or are you questioning my resolve?Eat your fucking popcorn.
>>218123406I'm quentin, not heaterchad
>>218123297no point. arsenal have won already. might as well skip this season.
>>218123413your thoughts on edmonton
Cockwogmog
can tell the heating has turned itself off on the timer as I am feeling mildly cold despite being hammeredshall be turning it back on when I get up to replenish my beverage
>heaterchad
>>218123449Okay, and?
>>218123468ok
quorntin
leftypol realising you can tax the rich without importing infinity indians and subsequently sweeping every election
>>218123359only ever watched season 1
>>218123359haha so cool actor on the screen did kung fu with a knife wing wong woo wahh awesome stuff
is dave on?
Listening to gay porn
>>218123498that's fair. It's hard to recommend Season 2 because if we're being honest it's fairly shit, despite the kino Colin Farrell sesh webm https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1767384503910123.webmI stopped after S2 since it was clear it was going to be noting but dogshit yonder
bet the cronem are peelin' & resealin' dey quorn right about now yh?
leftypol needs to realise that taxing people doesn't make things equal in the first place that would be a good start for him
>>218123585mmmhmm dey gon' peel & reseal katy girl hymen next x
>>218123590who said anything of the sort
nglafter 12 years a neeti think i'm ready for something....new
>>218123625>>218123625>>218123625
>>218123621leftypol
>>218123482and I accept your concession
last for poo
>>218123647oh ok
>>218123657I never conceded anything
>>218123463Equally frozen. Equally shit. A little easier to predict.
>>218124007your thoughts on trois-rivieres
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
