Toby seems a lot more human than I thought he would
Expected him to be like 100% schizo

proper shagger me

>>218160404
literally glasses fluttershy

>>218160407
i watched for a bit he seems fucking mental

emotional purple yada witch

Wish the USA would do regime change here ngl

>>218160320
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glorious_Revolution

>>218160396
Doesn’t matter, hes your prime minister. You don’t have to like him but to want America to come in and kidnap him and take over our country is disgraceful

Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Let me know
Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow
You just put your lips together and you come real close
Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Here we go

Look, I'm betting you like people
And I'm betting you love freak mode
And I'm betting you like girls
That give love to girls and stroke your little ego

I bet you I'm guilty, your honor (honor)
That's just how we live in my genre (genre)
Who in the hell done paved the road wider
There's only one Flo and one Rida

I'm a damn shame, order more champagne
Pulled a damn hamstring, tryna put it on ya
Bet your lips spin back around corner
Slow it down baby, take a little longer

Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Let me know
Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow
You just put your lips together and you come real close
Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Here we go

Whistle, baby, whistle, baby
Whi-whistle, baby, whistle, baby
Whistle, baby, whistle, baby
Whi-whistle, baby, whistle, baby

It's like everywhere I go, my whistle ready to flow
Shorty don't even know, she can get any by the low
Tell me she not a pro, it's okay, it's under control
Show me soprano 'cause, girl, you can handle

Baby, we start slow then you come up and park close
Girl, I'm the whistle man, my Bugatti the same notes
Show me your perfect pitch, you got it, my banjo
Talented with your lips like you blew out a candle

So amusing (amusing)
Now you can make it whistle with the music (music)
Hope you ain't got no issue, you can do it (do it)
Even if it no picture, never lose it (lose it)

Go on, girl, you can twerk it
Let me see your whistle while you work it
I'ma lay it back, don't stop it
'Cause I love it how you drop it, drop it, drop it on me
Now, shorty let that whistle blow, oh-oh-oh
Yeah, baby, make that whistle blow, oh-oh

>>218160436
:>>

>>218160436
sick to bastard death of her. hope she dies soon

>>218160447
it's a bit of banter mate have a laugh

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there's a fly in my room
it's January
from where did this fucker come from

>>218160407
Are there any clips about?

toby sexual arse

>>218160466
Not that I know of

>>218160461
I’m talking about the people on Twitter. They aren’t doing banter and it’s not funny

Just shoot for the stars
If it feels right, then aim for my heart
If you feel like and take me away
And make it okay
I swear I'll behave

You wanted control, so we waited
I put on a show, now I'm naked
You say I'm a kid
My ego is big
I don't give a shit

And it goes like this, uh

Take me by the tongue and I'll know you (uh)
Kiss me 'til you're drunk and I'll show you
You want the moves like Jagger
I've got them moves like Jagger
I've got them moves like Jagger (uh)

I don't need to try to control you (uh)
Look into my eyes and I'll own you
With them moves like Jagger
I've got them moves like Jagger
I've got them moves like Jagger

Maybe it's hard, when you feel like
You're broken and scarred, nothing feels right
But when you're with me
I'll make you believe that I've got the key

Oh, so get in the car, we can ride it
Wherever you want, get inside it
And you wanna steer, but I'm shifting gears
I'll take it from here (oh, yeah, yeah)

And it goes like this, uh

Take me by the tongue and I'll know you (uh)
Kiss me 'til you're drunk and I'll show you
You want the moves like Jagger
I've got them moves like Jagger
I've got them moves like Jagger (woo, uh)

I don't need to try to control you (oh yeah)
Look into my eyes and I'll own you
With them moves like Jagger
I've got them moves like Jagger (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I've got them moves like Jagger

Uh, you wanna know, how to make me smile?
Take control, own me just for the night
And if I share my secret
You're gonna have to keep it
Nobody else can see this (uh)

So watch and learn, I won't show you twice
Head to toe, ooh baby, rub me right, yeah
And if I share my secret
You're gonna have to keep it
Nobody else can see this
Hey, hey, hey, yeah

And it goes like this, uh

Take me by the tongue and I'll know you (take me by the tongue)
Kiss me 'til you're drunk and I'll show you (yeah, yeah)
You want the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger (oh yeah)

>>218160463
wtf
Same thing happened to me today

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:3

>>218160500
Would crush her like a bug under my size 13 wogstompers

You change your mind like a girl changes clothes
Yeah, you PMS like a bitch, I would know
And you overthink, always speak cryptically
I should know that you're no good for me

'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes, then you're no
You're in, then you're out
You're up, then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up

(You) You don't really wanna stay, no
(You) But you don't really wanna go, oh
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes, then you're no
You're in, then you're out
You're up, then you're down

We used to be just like twins, so in sync
The same energy, now's a dead battery
Used to laugh 'bout nothing
Now you're plain boring
I should know that you're not gonna change

'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes, then you're no
You're in, then you're out
You're up, then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up

(You) You don't really wanna stay, no
(You) But you don't really wanna go, oh
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes, then you're no
You're in, then you're out
You're up, then you're down

Someone call the doctor
Got a case of a love bipolar
Stuck on a roller coaster
Can't get off this ride

You change your mind like a girl changes clothes

'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes, then you're no
You're in, then you're out
You're up, then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up

You're hot then you're cold
You're yes, then you're no
You're in, then you're out
You're up, then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up

(You) You don't really wanna stay, no
(You) But you don't really wanna go, oh
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes, then you're no
You're in, then you're out
You're up, then you're down

The hell

how do you grow up? 34 and simply can't imagine wanting to have a job and kids and wife

>>218160447
It does matter actually, a lot
>why would you want to get rid of this anti-britain, pro mass immigration, far-left cuck globalist that basically nobody outside of london voted for?
lol

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go live
go live

tired
don't want to go to bed

>>218160489
they want starmer gone but asking trump to air drop us special forces into parliment to pick him up is banter

>>218160539
I'm 33 and I have a house and a fiancee who wants to save the white race with me.
Some people are just not meant to breed mate

>>218160381
haha POO
lmao

sad because I missed the mousey stream
was spending time with my dearly cherished loved ones

i just wanna fuck and suck
fuck and suck
fuck and suck

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Two customers suffered severe burns to their faces.

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1794671648765005824/pu/vid/avc1/592x1280/DpDfghqmgODoB7GY.mp4

>>218160539
participate in the system mate. find something you want to pay for and then get a job or other means of acquiring money so you can pay for that particular item

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erm...lads?

>>218160589
UM

Literally eat the same thing for dinner every day so I don't have to think about it. Not sure about that other anon having a melty because he feels he must "plan meals"

>>218160570
wish I was a fashion-forward urban youth

(brits can't use the subjunctive)

>>218160573
dangerous and downright stupid

>>218160589
please be local

>>218160603
its from peep show :)

>>218160539
job is easy
I'd want to have a wife an kids but need a woman for that oh well

Rorke sourcing his news from 'Polymarket' omdsssssss

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>>218160601

I have an asian fiancee who is killing the white race with me
but all I wanted was to save the white race

shagged a welsh girl last night lads
thanks to the mandem over in the UK making it uninhabitable so all the pretty girls come here

carol sturka could get it

i can suck my own dick

So what happens when Trump does this with Greenland?

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just spent over an hour reading about all the muslim grooming gangs in england. Right, just ruined my mental health for the day then didn't I. Honestly didn't know it was THIS bad.

I'm 6'2 and weigh 88kg
need to lose 10kg by the summer

oh MY god, britney, he just looked at me... shall I... shouldn't you ask my pussy first, Captain? Did HE give you my consent, Strider?

Any cymro online xx

Greetings, loved ones
Let's take a journey

I know a place
Where the grass is really greener
Warm, wet, and wild
There must be somethin' in the water

Sippin' gin and juice
Layin' underneath the palm trees (undone)
The boys break their necks
Tryin' to creep a little sneak peek (what? At us)

You could travel the world
But nothin' comes close to the golden coast
Once you party with us
You'll be fallin' in love
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

California girls, we're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin, so hot, we'll melt your popsicle
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
California girls, we're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce, we got it one lock
West Coast represent, now put your hands up
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (ay)

Sex (sex) on the beach
We don't mind sand in our stilettos
We freak in my Jeep
Snoop Doggy Dogg on the stereo, oh-oh

You could travel the world (you could travel the world)
But nothin' comes close to the golden coast
Once you party with us (once you party with us)
You'll be fallin' in love
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

California girls, we're unforgettable (California)
Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin, so hot, we'll melt your popsicle
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
California girls (California), we're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce, we got it one lock
West Coast represent (West Coast), now put your hands up
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Toned, tanned, fit, and ready
Turn it up 'cause it's gettin' heavy
Wild, wild West Coast
These are the girls I love the most
I mean the ones, I mean like she's the one
Kiss her, touch her, squeeze her buns (uh)
The girl's a freak, she drives a Jeep
And live on the beach

I'm okay, I won't play, I love the Bay just like I love L.A
Venice Beach and Palm Springs
Summertime is every day

Homeboys bangin' out
All that ass hangin' out
Bikinis, zuchinis, martinis, no weenies
Just a king and a queenie

Katy, my lady (yeah?)
Look at here, baby (uh-huh)
I'm all up on ya
Cause you representin' California (ooh, yeah)

>>218160663
Keir will worry and ponder but ultimately come to terms with it.

dude sex lmao

the twitter lesbians are doing gay gelphie roleplays with their wicked lego sets
um

>>218160663
nothing
Euros will seethe but they need to bend for US as a result of underfunding their militaries for 30 years

I weigh 13 stone 4 but idk what that is in kilos or what kilos are besides a unit for measuring bags of sugar

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ERM...FUCKING LADS?!

>>218160667
State of this lanklet
t. 6'3" 96kg 32" waist

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>>218160666
none for Golders Green though

>>218160707
fat bastard

>>218160707
hi

>>218160703
They've come to liberate us

>>218160707
fat cunt

>>218160703
hope they land directly on my bollocks

why are /brit/ posters so tall?

>>218160703
airlifting your mum for her liposuction

>BREAKING NEWS: The U.S. has sent warnings to governments of Mexico, Cuba, & Colombia that their countries could be next

>>218160743
I'm 192 cm

>>218160743
The tall ones post about their height
The manlets are silent
This is why you think everyone here is tall

something that should be noted. Couldn't find one perpetrator of the rape gangs who was indian, for all the hate indian immigrants cop they seem to be less of a social harm than muslims by a large margin

>England 67-3 already
fucking hell lads we're so shit lol

>>218160727
Hey asl xx

>>218160663
The billionaire elite invading independent nations for a coup is fine
International law is only for filling your once safe nation with dangerous foreign criminals

>>218160778
That's only because the Muslim groups that engage in that sort of thing will never be friends with an Indian that isn't of Muslim background. The Indians do it too.

yearning

Do you guys have crack in the UK?

>>218160813
for what

>>218160825
cum

>>218160778
Indians need to outnumber single woman 30 to 1 before they decide to rape her

btw to that american who keeps replying to me. I dont respond to americans just to let you know x

>>218160814
yeah it's covering my arsehole

Watching Britney Spears. Very fit.

>>218160838
I'm so horny i want to feed cock and cum to a guy

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Need to sniff Emma Watson's farts.

No decent sex/roleplay chatrooms these days

Taskmaster comes out too frequently

Craving a long haired /brit/ gf

>>218160915
20 series already
take the piss

Idw to roleplay i want to fuck I'm tired of fapping

>>218160909
roblox

Eloa Lombard was one of my favourite pornstars, but then I saw the kind of porn she'd moved into and it sickened me. Rex and Percy should NOT be co-stars

>>218160887
hate you emmayank x

might make a roblox account

>>218160825
my own space & a boyfriend

>>218160951
well i can do one of those for you :)

quietly hums

>>218160909
used to talk with a proper filthy woman who would send pics while we'd make up some mad disgusting roleplay scenarios. Had to stop when one day she was really trying to go down the path of her roleplaying herself shagging a dog

>>218160927
21 just got announced

I'm not invited to the gay sex party oh bother

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>>218160971
UMMMMM.........

emmayank is easily one of the most deranged /brit/posters of all time
he's been posting about Emma farting and pooing for like a decade now
cannot even begin to think of the vile creature behind those posts

I stay out too late
Got nothing in my brain
That's what people say, mm-mm (x2)

I go on too many dates
But I can't make 'em stay
At least that's what people say, mm-mm
That's what people say, mm-mm

But I keep cruisin'
Can't stop, won't stop movin'
It's like I got this music in my mind
Sayin', "It's gonna be alright"

'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off (whoo-hoo-hoo)

Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off (whoo-hoo-hoo)

I never miss a beat
I'm lightnin' on my feet
And that's what they don't see, mm-mm
That's what they don't see, mm-mm

I'm dancin' on my own (dancin' on my own)
I make the moves up as I go (moves up as I go)
And that's what they don't know, mm-mm
That's what they don't know, mm-mm

But I keep cruisin'
Can't stop, won't stop groovin'
It's like I got this music in my mind
Sayin', "It's gonna be alright"

'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off (whoo-hoo-hoo)

Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off (whoo-hoo-hoo)

Shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off (x3)

Hey, hey, hey
Just think, while you've been gettin' down and out about the liars
And the dirty, dirty cheats of the world
You could've been gettin' down to this sick beat

My ex-man brought his new girlfriend
She's like, "Oh my God!" but I'm just gonna shake
And to the fella over there with the hella good hair
Won't you come on over, baby? We can shake, shake, shake (yeah)

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>>218160966
did you know that humming is healthy? give it a goog

>>218161002
she never shagged her fucking dog
tired of this shit

>>218161006
if he's the vocaroo walker yank he's surprisingly normal

tfw 6'3 96kg 32 inch waist 20cm william 4 bedroom house nearly paid off but no /brit/ gf to monitor the situation with

>>218161002
how come its always these kind of masks they wear when shagging dogs
looks good but is there some agreement they've all made?

was once sexting a girl and she sent me a video (umprompted) of her sucking a willy
took me right out of it and just stopped there

>>218161025
I'll let you fuck my hairy pooey arsehole if you let me live with you

tfw attractive white women but no alsatian to knot with

>>218160601
Kim feeling insecure

SNIFF THAT

>>218161049
like a live video or one from the archives?

>>218160971
I used to pretend to be a woman
Instant 30 messages telling me how they'd gape my hole or whatever. Thrilling stuff

the last time i sexted a woman she kept telling me she wanted me to beat her up
which is fit because i always wanted to batter a woman

leftypol's face when rorke pulls out his 20cm william

tfw leader of South American banana republic but no loyal military leader to defend me

>>218161019
kek it's just a joke lad calm down

i don't give a single fuck about palestinians or israel because it's not happening to me so it doesn't exist
FACT!

>>218161049
SCREAMING
was it big willy at least?
was she a good at it?

>>218161072
one from the archives

>>218160971
Why'd you think they like keeping dogs on their leads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuDS4dHThXo

>>218161052
erm

>>218161078
where does this story go

>>218161104
I cockmogged him tbf
didn't watch that long was too disgusted

watching asmr
absolutely mad how fit some of these birds are

>>218161115
leftypol puts the dog shagging mask on

>>218161029
they cover most of the face but you can still recognise them
think it gives them a thrill

pup play

>>218161157
yjk

>>218161131
bit pointless then if they can be recognised surely
think most of them are loud and proud about it anyway

interesting how dog shagging is mentioned and the nonce botnet german flag suddenly appears

>>218161157
yeah but how big is his william

got the gay sex music on
got the dog shagging mask on
got the britney spears music videos on

the ariana poster is a profoundly mentally ill individual

On a downward spiral de lads and no one can help me

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>>218160447
yeah nah fuck off cunt

>>218161210
yep

>>218161157
she looks sick

WANKING MY PENIS lads

(not really I already wanked it after lunch and I can only handle one wank per day)

you were supposed to say nooo they're fine and lovely <3

>>218161210
i think it mutated into multiple people

>>218161210
what were you before ariana/carly poster
I know you've been obsessed with trannies since the stone age

>>218161219
haha same great fun isn't it

https://files.catbox.moe/iqht4i.mp4

HOW many months was it?

>>218161219
yeah?

i was looking at the archives from like 2018 and you were still posting the ari's and carly
even a few trannies too

Shite brit gimmicks duplicating through mitosis
Always the shit ones that do that

and the very latest from the yammer?

morning lads

wifeberg just called a misogynistic performative male chud haha x

>>218161157
ummmm

>>218161267
*high-fives you*

remember when everyone thought lady gaga had a penis
imageine that!

>>218161300
craving the quorn
craving the quorn
craving the yams

the /brit/ gf just made me a poo barm

>>218161323
i didn't have a laptop myself so I used my older cousins to try and figure out if it was true back in 2008-2009 and she must have gone on her laptop one time and seen literally hundreds of variations of "lady gaga penis?" "lady gaga tranny?" in the search history

hate Scottish people who type in their accents online and pretend like its a language

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>>218161358

olivia rodgrido is really not very good
there must have been a big cultural decline in the west
or maybe I don't understand her
but past pop stars were just good no understanding needed

>>218161323
One of my first wanks was to her, and then I became aware of the penis allegations. Made me think I was a gay for a while

tbf i suppose that was the beginning of my attraction to trannies

gym smelled like eggy farts

>>218161374
she's fit tho
lovely chebs

>>218161374
she’s so fiiiit

mimi webb is peng

Which pornstar most closely resembles lady gaga

>>218161391
Yeah sorry mate I ate a whole jar of sauerkraut

>>218161374
it's because her music is really rock
and a nasty edgy rock at that

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https://youtube.com/shorts/YKax1HA4vHg
Vsauce. Funny

>>218161413
James Dean

I'm not sure if olivia rodrigo is particularly fit

finasteride NOW

i do need to get on fin tbf
my hairline is shockingly bad

>>218161437
you are a homosexual.

>>218161430
hah whats he like?

heard it can make your balls hurt and your cock stop working

>>218161447
stop vaping
stop wanking

>>218161447
ktim just dont know how to go about getting it
too lazy to get a prescription

have the god tier natural hairline genetic superiority woman sex enticer
hate that drugs exist for people to fake it now

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>>218161439

>>218161465
i'm not going to do either of those lol

>>218161049
don't lads like that though?
https://files.catbox.moe/zji0pi.mp4

>>218161472
looks like dominic monaghan in this pic

>>218161472
the insane rubes megamind hairline

>>218161472
i’ll be raping her then. lol!

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>>218161481

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>>218161472

>>218161472
Would honestly batter her

>>218161501
god it's nowhere NEAR being that bad
it just looks like vegeta's hairline tbqh

>>218161511
violence against women is no laughing matter buddy
not cool

Ruby Granger sex fanny with a button you press to make it squirt and queef

think im one of two people living in this building that has a job

>>218161306
called you?

>>218161501
ktim

>>218161472
rubes love you've got to stop pulling your hair back

stdaming

ruby granger?
useless biomass

sir keir stdaming

>>218161548
soylent greenger

if you've got glasses you need to be shot
untermensch

hrt can actually bring back a receding hairline

getting a buzzcut soon so i cant hide behind a fringe and have to face the balding reality

>brits don't rinse off fairy liquid

>>218161565
i wear contacts :

>>218161565
bet you can't aim for shite, visionlet

>>218161572
well that's her thoroughly done

>>218161598
don't need perfect aim to hit you
hambeast

>>218161572
no coming back from that

>>218161576
and tits and wider hips probably

upstairsberg loud as fuck right now. might have to knock him out

>>218161647
alri flatmong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RMQksXpQSk

>>218161625
sent that livestock to the abattoir

>>218161647
not gonna do shit are you floorlet
if you were better than them you'd be above them

pee

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Catberg says hello

hiim peeing

>>218161661
>>218161687
thats him done

>>218161647
Have a Ukranian woman that moved in the apartment building right across from mine, she would get drunk on the balcony start singing, yelling and then crying very loudly. She hasn't done it in the past year because someone sperged out on her and they might have called the cops.

She was doing it every night one summer.

>>218161718
what shade of yellow is it

Feel tired as fuck but know as soon as I go lie in bed I'm not gonna be able to sleep and going to be stuck with intrusive thoughts

>>218161711
alright, look what the cat dragged in

Got the Boney M on again
Can't listen to them now because of woke

>>218161711
My man got the black ops tiger camo

>>218161739
the pay must be insane

3 days of Dry January done. 28 to go.

>>218161736
ktim
insomniac hours

>>218161736
>>218161759
power through
Toby™ soon

just did dry 2025
I'm the world's driest man
make the twats dry too

It looms
Handing my notice in on Monday though so it's all good x

doing wet january where i fiddle with my fanny all day everyday

need to get the alcoholism under control

got downstairs neighbours that complain all the time
talk to the hand cos the face ain't listening!

>>218161811
Do Dry January with me lad

https://web.archive.org/web/19990202104053/http://www.snrub.com/

when deano does dry january he's a saint but when I do dry 2026 I'm a dry boring cunt
funny that

>>218161825
too late

Dry January is for faggots thoughbeit

>>218161809
Corr, is it big

me mum died in the holly

>>218161809
SCREAMING
imagine the man behind this post

>>218161846
yeah it's 31 days long

>>218161674
Hope Justin T pots one in her geriatric muff and the kid becomes Emperor of North America

>>218161861
presumably with a finger up his arse

i should be allowed to kill niggers

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>Last video was two years ago
Why are socialists so lazy?

>>218161853
LOL holly is not very sharp
your mum must have been a very weak loser of a woman

>>218161884
niggas be like how u know i'm somali

Mad how I'm getting banned from here intentionally tomorrow and never coming back
You lads are the funniest fuckers around but it's not good for me menthol elves

Meltdown

>>218161884
>This is the guy calling you Rorke

>>218161900
you'll be back as soon as the ban is over (unless you make it worthwhile)

>>218161900
see you in 3 days

>>218161900
get banned now pussy

>>218161884
mad that he lets other men bum him up the arse

might start quorn posting

getting 'banned' isnt real lmfao

>>218161853
sorry to hear that lad
mine scratched her arm on a bramble bush and ended up in hospital with septic shock
just get in touch if you ever need to vent or just have a chat yeah x

>>218161934
I want to loompost first
There will be some pusswa involved though x

mad how cold it is tonight
feel bad for the homeless (natives only)

feel bad for all the victims of hate crime in this country (native only)

might become a Venezuelan president

>>218161979
druggy mongs should all be shot

>>218161965
wow a 3 dayer

feel bad for all the venezuelan presidents (native only)

>>218161979
I don't
all homeless should be killed or forced into labor camps

>>218161979
Going to get even colder going into Feb as well

>>218161979
Remember being in a packed tube train full of Londoners, tourists, non-whites etc, typical scene
Homeless man gets on and starts asking for money, everyone feels bad
Eventually he says something like "I was born here unlike a lot of you, think about that when you're in your warm bed tonight"
Entire carriage goes quieter than usual but you can tell they're relieved because they don't have to feel bad for the homeless man now

>>218162032
wow he us just like jesus

>tfw there are l*ndoners out there who aren't starving or sleeping rough tonight

love when he misgenders me while fucking me

>people are so cucked that if a homeless man says something arrogant that it makes them not "feel bad" enough to give them money

>>218162053
was jesus born in london too

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>>218162061

>>218162061
ariana grande reaction image

mad how in less than 15 years China went from
>oh yeah that country where cheap shit is made
to Global Superpower

>>218162068
Not sure what you're getting at but I preferred him when he was openly racist

>>218162078
hate the e girl aesthetic so much

>>218162073
no but joseph of arimathea took him to glastonbury

i'm on the dry january myself

>>218162090
amazing what you can do when you have a population of a billion docile serfs who aren't retarded like indians

meghan trainor was all about being body positive but as soon mounjaro is invented she starts taking it and becomes skinny

>>218162078
head like a fucking radar dish
bet this bitch's bonce picks up the first contact with alien life

Talking like a jerk except you are an actual jerk

>>218162113
first racist post i've seen from you
glad to see it

>>218162032
he's right though, if infinity migrants were not here he probably wouldn't be homeless

bobby boiler is typing...

lads I might quit /brit/ because I want to work on my conversation skills but we only make quips here
problem is I have no friends so I'll be here tomorrow night too x

>Central London road closures in January 2026 including Regent Street and Shaftesbury Avenue

wtf
how can they do that
madness

>>218162106
that's why the glastonbury thorn started flowering at christmas as well as in summer

>Global Superpower
lol

nervous about my scan monday send love

You know what it was, by the 4th Harry Potter film, every single thing in the movie was just for plot points like on TV dramas. All the rest of it could look like shit and have nothing going on, because they had to get the snip, Snape had to get his want and Harry had to get his hat back so he could meet Dumbledore who had to die to reach plotpoint X, which had to be reached before plotpoint Z. Everything in the movies after the 4th one is just to get to plotpoint Z and everything in the middle can be neglected and filmed in HBO gray. Had about enough of that.

mikey sex arse

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Fat, middle-aged women be like:
>She's absolutely hideous

might start washing my face so that I'm not spotty anymore
not a good look for a young professional such as myself

>>218162153
It'll be okay lovely x

>>218162176
hi rubymong

tippytaps

>>218162175
Most youthful zoomer

>>218162186
what if it snows and i cant get to the hospital
what if i cant sit still for 40 mins and fuck up the scan
what if they tell me i need surgery

>>218162175
but I thought she was all about the base (no treble)

>>218162160
It's a kid's film you cunt

I'm in bed but my nose is cold

so is dtfic basically another ziedy clone these days like the other freak?

>>218162199
they'll reschedule it
you'll be able to
well if that's the case it's the only way your knee will get better so it's fine

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>>218162218

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>>218162202
Nope, she even changes the lyrics now

>>218162232
stop spamming this ugly bitch already you sad bastard

>>218162215
that wasn't supposed to be ziedyesque but i can see how it came off that way

knee scan? ffs thought it was something serious

walk it off

>>218160507
>>218160507
>>218160507
yank new

had 2 poos yesterday
1 pre shower and 1 after

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Love a big arse but not fat

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>>218162153
It will be alright fren, what scan is it?

>>218162258
and the yams
not another euphemism for black knobs is it?