1st

sorry lads apparently euro milf edition is a poltiics thread and worthy of a warning
won't make that mistake again sorry x

Rorke driving home from church

>>218173569
well at least it's all been cleared up.

So basically I'm an Incel Freak and here's the skinny on an embarrassing situation I've found myself in

Really should've just settled down with the lovely exgfberg
What was I thinking

>>218173569
janny dishing out wisdom

he is a benevolent leader

>>218173569
frankly you should be ashamed of yourself mate

love pissing out all the poo that accumulates in my urethra after shagging the bf's arse

can any virgin walkers or sex-haver walkers confirm whether it's icy outside underfoot? Don't mind the cold but walking on ice is pain.

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nth for the gyaldem

glad you saved these posts for the new and didnt continue to bump the last thread
top notch work

fatty shaggers obliterated in the last edition

Might get into seasteading

>>218173605
'tis

Anglicans should give the old churches back to the Catholics you're not using them anymore anyway

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Here at /brit/ we love and admire New England!

>>218173605
It's fresh snow, didn't seem too bad for me, but my cock is a good seven inches, so...

im gonna be 95 in the nigerian nursing home chromecasting pokemon porn to the communal tv

>>218173631
honestly true

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Fatpheebs not content with getting enhanced rate PIP is now begging for free stuff from brands
Because who wouldn't want their brand represented by her

And in a couple of years you could be so lucky as to have her as your counsellor! (If she doesn't find part time study too tiring that is)

irritating how i only cracked the code to women after uni

Sir Fat Shagger

Asian proto-e-gf said she likes mixed race babies
reckon I'm in?

>Here’s how Rolls-Royce shares could hit £25 in 2026

https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/rolls-royce-shares-could-hit-110727312.html

I've been telling you all about RBRS since March. MARCH. Stay poor I guess.

>wanting to live past 60
at most i'll do 75 if im in good health otherwise I want to die before i burden anyone

leftypol threatening to do something
time will tell if he does

>>218173655
unless you go in at 94 and yer birthday's the same week you ain't seeing 95 in one of those lad

>>218173697
How can you be a burden if no one cares about you

Cold as fuck in my house

>>218173594
ever shag her up the arse?

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some boys outside were looking in at me in my incel cave

>>218173665
didn't this chick used to be peng?

I don't know how to "buy shares" or invest. If there's an app where you can search which share to buy and then you press buy and then in a different page it shows your which shares you own, their value, and has a button that says Sell then I will invest but if that doesn't exist then I won't be doing it as I don't know how.

>>218173722
knew some unhappy bastard would have some snarky and boring quip to reply to my post.

>>218173728
should throw rocks at them next time

>>218173675
what is the code?

>>218173655
this makes me wonder if i'll still be a virgin at 95

>>218173728
so glad I live high up so no random people can look at me from the street
I would need to have blinds perma down if I lived anywhere near the ground floor

>>218173695
i bought ethereum instead ended up tripling my dough over the summer then losing it

>>218173665
Stephen Bunting looking rough

>>218173742
the easiest way is to hire somebody that will perform actions on your behalf
you tell them what shares and how many you want to buy and they do it for you
they obviously take a fee but you do not have to bother with all the stock exchange chaff that way

if i was happily tugging away in my incel cave and some boys looked in and saw my knob would i be committing a crime or them?

>>218173728
They'll be back, and in greater numbers.

>>218173695
buying individual stocks is a waste of time

>>218173569
what is this in response to

>>218173655
speaking of pokemon porn ive just played legends za. the game was shit but you should see this new character i cant remember her name ive about ripped my cock off to her

it's so adorable when the toilfu hides her face behind a folder when she gets embarrassed

leftypol on the right side of history
rorke making history

>>218173655
bold of you to assume you won't be forced to fight for your life in underground old people fight that nursing home staff runs in the basement

>>218173737
No?

:n)
If you turn your head this looks like a guy with a nose smiling

any anime man in

>>218173811
used to wank to pokemon when younger, not characters like misty but actually shagging the pokemon themselves

>>218173811
For me it was Lida and the brown streamer girl

>>218173762
Every time I watch these the black women are always extremely obnoxious and stubborn
Basically if it's not done their particular way they say it's bad

>>218173832
if you do the same for this it looks like a stick man wanking:

OGC

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slowly realising my friend isn't a true leftist and is putting it on to be friends with me. He engages with capitalism far more than is necessary

>>218173852
s

>>218173832
I don't believe this

>>218173805
my new got deleted in 0.1 seconds last thread

>>218173856
God knows why anybody would put on an act to be friends with you

need to go to m&s for some bits

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leftypols new fit

Me? I'm a Marxist-Leninist-Kimjongilist but get my lunch from pret you see

if you close your eyes and pretend to shake salt onto your tongue you can actually taste it

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>they just grabbed you? in the middle of the night?
>It was like 2am. they even took my wife.
>bro, that's crazy. have you ever heard of Graham Hancock? He has some WILD theories about the pyramids

>>218173751
stop bothering to pursue their attention and they will chase you
stop being a faggot and act somewhat masculine (get in the gym, don't eat and drink like shit, don't have a faggot high pitch voice, don't behave like fag who folds to everything anyone suggests)
behave like someone who she can imagine doing physical acts in bed with her (throwing her around in bed) that's ultimately what attraction is about

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>>218173843

>>218173894
>literally just a top with "the guardian" on it
oh my fucking dayyyss

>>218173894
>the guardian
>facts
shameless

>>218173891
stop being a faggot and act somewhat masculine

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>>218173901

>>218173894
i thought the third one said "rorke" for a moment

/brit/, lo cazzo, bunch of fuckin' gayboys you ask me

>>218173913
Oh yeah she was peng too
>>218173931
wind it in you little jungle wog

>dude just do these 800 different things and play a character for 3 years to get a sniff at a chance with a ran through 6/10

no thank you

>>218173894
How are these people real

>>218173894
right well that's rorke done for the low price of $380

the owners of that swiss bar where zoomers got friend deleted everything from social media and disappeared apparently
I'm guessing they're on their way to Argentina or something

This awful lunch completely COMPLETELY ruins the whole aesthetic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHoMT6VPWr0&t=120

just threw my missus around the bedroom like a rag doll, this is what attraction is about you see

>>218173980
thats a haemerroid scar mate

>>218173911
none of this will have any effect if you're not at least somewhat good looking and tall fyi :)

>>218173980
yeah it's on my screen

They’re actually showing the three oclock kick offs

Can’t believe it

why's he taking pictures of his own battyhole then

right so that's an extreme closeup of a lads arsehole and bumcheeks

>>218174000
somebody needs to shoot this cunt in the head and rape his wife and kids

>>218174004
yes obviously you need to have at least a 6/10 face and be at least 180cm
but a guy who is masculine and 178cm will do far better with women than a skinny fag who is 190cm

>>218174000
kinda warming up to kier

genuinely don't have an opinion about anything, me
except for booze, I love drinking constantly
grey husk of a man, me

>>218173988
Don't see why they would run those fucking zoomers danced and cheered on the fire instead of fleeing

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>>218174027

>>218174027
*surreptitiously shares this post with Prevent*

>>218173894
this is much more egregious than the Reform football kit

I don't have any mommy issues but when I was in Taiwan I found out I like older women I want women who are a minimum 28 and a max of 40. No I don't want a mommy

>>218174000
Heh...my boy Starmlingz...he just needs more time

I'm short and do alright with girls, shagged a fit welsh girl just last night actually

>>218174020
3pm blackouts only apply on a Saturday. You fucking twat.

>>218174027
grow the fuck up you histrionic loser

>>218174004
handsome incel bros we are SO BACK

>>218174062
Well that was unnecessarily rude

>>218174027
In Minecraft right?

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>grow the fuck up you histrionic loser

right imagine you look like Ed Milliband and you've just piped up in the work tea room that heck yes I'm tuss enuff when the chap who bullies you has asked if you've ever had a girlfriend how do you turn this around so the birds at work (who all hate you) start seeing you as someone who can throw them around the bedroom like a rag doll?

>>218174055
>I'm short and do alright with girls
>shagged a fit welsh girl just last night actually

im short and stout and here is my handle, here is my spout. When i see a welsh girl i here me shout then put me tip up on her and pour me out

The Guardian isnt even really that bad outside the opinion articles

>>218174000
Wish we had a respectable kind leader sharing a message of hope and resilience like this instead of A BIG ORANGE CHEETO TODDLER

>>218174000
>>218174027
I don’t think he’s that bad
He’s reducing immigration, and isn’t as sleazy and untrustworthy as farage

>>218174094
who are you quoting?

>>218174085
I would leave that workplace and start over again somewhere else
Unless I can't leave in which case I'll just get on with the work until I can leave

botnet melty

ringing in my ears
tinnitus awaits

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>>218173553
He looked more like this actually

fucking sick to death of the mongs next door who cannot stop arguing every day

>>218174107
You

Keir Defence Force deployed to /brit/

mad how easily the jewish fleet street tory press can just flip a switch and get the population in to hating a government barely 18 months in power blaming them for the problems of the previous government with 14 years in power

down to 2 captchas and they're easy dice/shape ones
4chan is healing

>>218174115
>mogmaxx boyos
>coommaxx boyos

>>218174000
Keep kicking the can down the road until election months then come up with the best figures since Blair

>>218174039
I'm guessing they didn't have permit to have bar in the basement given there was no emergency exits just on staircase
Same with the sound proof foam bei g easily flammable and used as padding in an enclosed space
That's why they ran probably

>>218174121
get them shagged up the arse, that'll shut them up

>>218174128
oh yeah haha
wish she wasn't going back tbqh she was a nice lass and had a big bum and thighs

>>218174027
um

>>218174003
oh right. thats not great but at least its not cancer. how do i fix it?

im a little paki brown and devout, here is my burka here is my stout, when i see a white girl hear me shout then get the boys together and turn her out

>>218173665
Don't judge a person until you've walked a mile in their shoes

lmftco

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>He’s reducing immigration

Lads going on about Starmer like he's managing Man United and just needs to get Mbeumo back from AFCON

I’m obsessed with Umbunny

You know I don't man having my first milf was great she was 30 years old and Asian she also called me adorable and said I was big and strong

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>>218174185

>>218174181
no idea what any of this means please grow up and stop watching football

>>218173762
Rorke's objection:
>Shouldn't have black people
My objection:
>It's bangers and mash, not "sausage and mash"

>>218174115
Do you tell this to the Africans and Orientals who depict Jesus as looking like they do, or is it just targeted at Europeans?

the best piece of advice ive ever gotten was dont stand up before wiping your arse after a shite

>Reduces immigration (from Australia and the US) by 3%
Well what now Rorke? You got your fascist wet dream, oh right it was never about immigration it was always because they're brown

ah yes the umbunny gimmick, being annoying and schizophrenic so funny xD

right that's my 2:1 in Swiss Fire Safety and Regulation just come in through the post just a day after my First in South American Geopolitical Relations specialising in Venezuela just cracking timing all round really time to log on to twitter

did an arse wank last night
must have been residual lube left as my poo literally shot out and kinda looked like it had a film of mucus around parts of it

mmmhhh the cronem getting ready for snappin dose hymens

Kick the ball again, did they?
Ngubu kicked the ball into the net again, did he?
waheeeyyyy *eyeroll*

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>>218174198

>>218174208
nobody denies we want less brown immigration.

love arguing with my partner constantly, the spacker next door seethes about it on his little online forum I bet

>>218174206
I'm telling it to the people of /brit/, regardless of the ethnicities in /brit/, because the original image was posted in /brit/

Umbunny gimmick is good, much better than the other completely dire gimmicks that are posted nowadays

>>218174208
Indians have flooded San Fransisco airport at least Australia doesn't have to deal with airports filled with jeets unlike the us and Canada

>>218174208
Yeah I hate pakis and wogs so what?

>>218174241
Rorke showing his true colours after all, fucking predictable

>>218174208
Well yeah I don’t want brown people here, so what?

>>218174159
time will heal it

>>218174245
>my partner
alri gayboy

>>218174257
its not 2007 anymore mate nobody cares about being racist lmfao next stop on this train is TND

rorke you absolute cockwomble

>>218174251
>at least Australia doesn't have to deal with airports filled with jeets
aha yeah...

I really do say "um" in a concerned manner when people make posts of a certain nature

Business idea: Less brown people

>>218174181
Bumorin is already moaning about not having the transfer kitty for his 3-4-3, manure might as well have stuck with ten haag and bought players for his system

>>218174281
what does the needle drop have to do with it??

rorke you horrid wankpuffin
you blihering little racist bastard

americans are insufferable at the moment. they think they're so back because they voted for zion don but they're still being replaced by biomass just like everywhere else

>>218174290
You do not know the pain of going from Taipei to San Fransisco airport which smelled like a horse ranch and dealing with a billion Indian kids screaming and puking

Don't like how gay posts and paedophile posts both get ummed
Not really any equivalency is there

>>218174181
>>218174306
>>>/sp/
Deport

>>218174281
Browsing your for you twitter page isn't the same as going outside

>>218174196
Where’s this from anyway

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Doing a think

>>218174317
america is 100000x better of than the eussr

>>218174336
>>97

>>218174341
I fucking doubt that bruh instead of latinas we are now getting Indians

Let's keep the thread simple. No more complex posts, no more extreme long-form analysis.

RACIST and PROUD

>>218174334
People openly despise pakis these days, only a matter of time before biomass scum like you and your family are genocided

>>218174336
>>>/sp/
off topic lad, this is for the discussion of international culture

>>218174335
a game called rental

>>218174363
poo seal hahaha

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>>218174331
/brit/ is an /sp/ migrant general

Football essentially is British culture at this point, we aren't known for anything else

needing your best pepes, I'm building a collection, GO!

>>218174386
yes and all posts related to sports belong on the sport board, you should know this

>>218174386
>thigh garter squishes in

Ok I will enjoy your image

>>218174386
rorke wont like this

>>218174368
It's getting bad here too because people here like Mexicans and latinas but people are tired of Indians at airports and also the fact they drive semi trucks here

>>218174336
>>98

love how paranoid pol users are that they think anyone that isn't massaging their ego is part of an socially undesirable demographic

>>218174402
It’s cosier posting about footy here than /sp/

>>218174400
Snooker
Cricket
Tennis
Rugby
Equestrian
The English language of course
We ARE the world

Collars. Corduroy. Natural fibres. Summer in New York. Linen. Clothes that breathe. A moodboard. A life partner. Settling down. Slow travel. Intentional living. Small plates. Ignoring trends. A photography exhibition. Appointment only. 2026. Back to basics. All the essentials. A new wardrobe. A new look. A new perspective. A new man.

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The Gathering of the Globeheads
Taking a look at the world, you see, they have a special room where they can see the globe Earth but they won't let you see it

join tomorrows standup...
>good to be back to the normal routine
>glad the madness is over ha ha
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>218174414
saaaaaaar

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why is she so vulgar

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mejiro cold palmer

Europe has been reduced to the spectators of history
America took Maduro in 2 hours without bothering to tell the EU, who then called him after and promptly fell in line

>>218174438
bet she can't even point to where Nigel's sending her back to on a map

I don't care about the EU

>>218174438
she's a sistah

>>218174448
Yeah? And where's Australia in all this then? Nowhere again? Fucking around and getting bullied by the yellows and flooded by the jeets still yeah?

You know what's bullshit a Indian guy hit my car in the parking lot and tried to spend 3 hours explaining the cop it was my fault

>>218174421
Nobody cares about those things thoughbeit

>>218174448
yh
we're just a wealthier south america at this point

>>218174438
why is this nigerian lady commenting on the UK's responsibilities

3PM
time to go for a walk

>>218174423
A clean shave.

>>218174433
i decided i'm never ever going back to work

>>218174482
Get proved wrong, suddenly nobody cares. Grow up little boy

>>218174438
Luv are Kemi

might have some sort of cannabis cigarette

>>218174510
why did you save this twice

Just seen a zesty webbum

Mentally filtered out Kemi Badenoch when she became leader. I don't even know what she sounds like i've always turned to another channel or closed the tab before she opens her mouth. I'm a solipsist you see

>>218174386
/sp/ is fine but you can take your noncey anime shite elsewhere, thanks

>>218174516
grow up

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Are they really doctors and engineers

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Look at this Egg

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>Equestrian

>>218174471
difference is we don't really care to pretend otherwise
EU is still deluding itself into thinking it even has a modicum of relevance, it's just a big brown daycare now

>>218174540
Ktim but with Starmer, assumed he was Scottish until well after he got elected

>>218174568
I never understood why Europeans invited brown people into Europe if it was for cheap labor they could have done what Dubai does but no they gave these people free shit

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>>218174557
looks like Vega x

>>218174591
yeah haha no idea why... none at all lol...

>>218174568
>>218174591
Lads you both need to take a look at your demographics. People in glass houses shouldnt throw rocks. You're both heavily jeeted at higher rates than Europe. Time to stop reading /pol/

won a big bet on the darts last night then spent it all on chaturbate

>>218174604
Oh yeah I forgot Israel exists and they hate us for some reason

>>218174617
>More jeeted
>More brown

You are acting like we don't know that but man you don't understand what it's like to be in a airport and plane with these fuckers

>>218174617
not really talking about demographics more talking geopolitics

pagan europeans should have fought harder against christianity and then none of this would be happening. we'd all be have a week long drunk orgy to the moon god while bards play on lutes and painted naked girls jump over open fires underneath grand oak trees

>>218174646
demographics is what matters at the end of the day

chilly out there today x

KFC and then big wank
Or big wank then KFC
That's the question

>>218174554
I'm more of an 18-year old female homo sapien kind of man

>>218174681
yes I know but I wasn't talking about that you see

starting Dichael Mouglas

I am enslaved by alcohol

I haven't made a post in a while.

https://youtu.be/cPQ18I4UREg

>>218174554
not really on is it

Leftypol: Nah man I'd actually rather break bread with my Ethiopian mates than have a Big Mac with my own family to be fair.

>>218174704
maybe you should get a clue then
*pokes you on the forehead*

agnosticism is correct

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ktim

KFC went downhill in 2010 when they reduced the salt content to comply with an EU directive. Never been the same since. Zoomers dont understand

it fucking snowing again

>>218174755
does she have a...?

>>218174786
haven't seen flake fucking one in suffolk

>>218174783
god i hate this

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the foids have gone insane

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My foreign currency thread died unceremoniously ;_;
At least one anon posted his chink banknotes and another some coins

>>218174786
same here lad in lovely norn

>>218174769
I only get KFC when they're selling the Double Down

should i take the tree down or leave it up til tomorrow

Made the mistake of visiting r/benefitsadviceuk and r/dwphelp and now I want to murder every pip claimant in the UK

eddie howe just ran on the pitch and scored from the half way line

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oh to be a donkey

>>218174869
grow up mate

>>218174822
used to have a Zimbabwean billionaire dollar bill

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DguvkmgN5G0

>>218174869
Ah yes they’re so bad for getting money

>>218174822
i've got a £5 coin

>>218174810
Would climb that like Everest

>>218174869
Go to /r/HENRYUK, /r/FIREUK or /r/FatFIREUK for a palate cleanser

>>218174869
why? are they all immigrants and trannies and so forth?

>liverpool

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>>218173838
alri

>>218174548
blud's forgot about /spa/

>>218174446
palmer stole rogers celebration and now rogers is gunning for palmer's england spot

>liverpoo

don't understand how people are comfortable doing stuff like getting on tinder and then just meeting some stranger for a shag. i'd rather go to a prossie because you can run a background check and read reviews and stuff so you know what you're getting into
and i imagine the dating apps are especially dangerous for women

>>218174822
pounds and dollars still the best looking money. Euros are evil and soulless.

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how is barron trump able to do this?

well thats a reddit DM from a 40 year old man with a rather large penis who wants to make me moan like a girl

>>218175023
women are comfortable as long as they meet with chad

>>218174869
fuck i should have visited those places before having my PIP rejected

>>218175050
remember when Baron short sold bitcoin and made 3 billion

take the spackerpill
>pip and all benefits
>free housing
>never have to work
>get a carer
Being a spacker is literally the best option for anybody in this wageslave hell filled with biomass.

>>218175023
have done it a couple of times once completely sober and it was awful and awkward and once we both got steaming at a bar and it was alright.

listening to rihanna

>>218175054
You gonna reply or can I get in there?

slut

>>218175078
mate come off it, you certainly don't have to be chad to meet birds off tinder (though i imagine it does help)

>>218174982
so what are these about

>>218175101
going to block and pretend it never happened x

>>218175082
did he have inside information???

>>218175096
under my umbrella ella ella ella ella
eh eh eh eh

>>218175012
The priority right now is focusing on the millions of biomass hordes we imported in to the country for the past few years. Anybody focusing on anythig secondary to that I'm going to assume is a paki or some weird government shill trying to take the heat off the pakis and wogs that are draining the country. Get your priorities straight

just spent £50 quid at tesco and I am pissed
measly £4 in clubcard savings
hardly bought anything
done with that supermarket it's a ripoff

>>218175157
they're all a rip off. this is an aldi general , and anybody that shops elsewhere is a fucking mug

>>218175140
so this is

>>218175171
i'm going to say most people just shop at whatever is closest/most convenient

>>218175124
son of the US president having insider information?
no wayyyy

>>218175054
sorry won't happen again lovely

>>218175105
yes you do

>>218175107
>r/HENRYUK: A UK-based subreddit for ‘High Earners, Not Rich Yet’ (HENRY). Aimed at £150k/yr+ earners.
>r/FIREUK: all things relating to gaining financial independence and retiring early (FIRE)
>r/FatFIREUK: Community dedicated to the FatFIRE movement in the UK. A subreddit for Higher wealth and/or income individuals looking for FIRE (Financial Independence; Retire Early) in the UK.

>>218175023
it's never made any sense to me
clubs made sense everyone is drunk
nothing makes sense now

>>218175185
Everybody I know lives near a co-op, nobody shops there though and neither do I despite being a 2 minute walk away.

>>218171393
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>>218175218
a cop op isn't a proper supermarket it's a glorified corner shop

>>218175221
need you taken out by delta force