late night edition
big chubbily chibbily chub chub chibbity chebbingtons
ah the new a little bit later than expected but here nonetheless
mad how 80% of /brit/ is from glasgow or stockport
Doing another degree sounds appealing cos you can just be an irresponsible bohemian for a few more years and get access to student pussy and parties, but I don't think I can be arsed with ever studying for an exam again or getting up early for lectures and whatnot
how exactly do toilfus workt. never worked in an office/social environment
Just woken up
the whip
>>218186071she's so fit
Mad how hard it is to have hopeBut it really is the best thing for your mind. Just having hope that things will be better for you
No work tomororwNo work the day afterNo work
all it takes to radicalize a zoomer is to show them a photograph of what life was like before the boomers came alone
Got the baseball onReckon I'm the only lad in the southeast that's into baseball
>>218186093toil is so tedious and relentless that otherwise unattainable women will interact with you through sheer boredom
hope the toilfu will start speaking to me again
we've all become God's mad men
mad how geowizard is an absolute turbororke
Just wanked
>>218186122my only knowledge of baseball is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIgK56cAjfY
>>218186155he doesn't even play geoguessr anymorewhat a farce, a fraud
>>218186071I think it would be so fun to be gay, and have a boyfriend, and both of you be big Dua Lipa fans.Just imagine how cute it would be to hold hands and make out with your boyfriend at a Dua concert :)
hiii how was your holidayhappy new year bit late for that now ha ha ooh someone enjoyed themselves ha ha halet's have a quick catch up now that the madness is over AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
the reads
mad how I'll never have a toilfu because I'm the youngest lad at work and everyone else is well into their 40s at least, if not older.
>>218186119bit of a cherry-picked image innitnice sharpness though, wonder what kind of camera it was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542gthe party never ends
>>218186198Please be near Bristol
>>218186215screaming
>>218186198um
same height as me
>>218186124got the opposite problem, I'm forced to interact with unlikeable and unattractive women at my toilcan't wait to leave and hopefully destiny will send me to a new employment with bubbly fit women who aren't boring horrible cunts
nth for the baddiedem
Might start learning Japanese
Wake up everybodyI’m making nigger fried SHIT
>>218186085The news station? Idk man, not sure if it will work desu>>218186093Just a woman you're attracted to at toil and would like to be your gf. Recently mine has become a protogf. Can still smell her perfume in my bed :(>>218186129Why'd she stop speaking to you?
>>218186198yea i think about this a lota bf to suck his cock, swallow his cum and t hen cuddle together to sleep i literally did that with a boy in 2023 in a taylor swift eras tour concertit felt so gay and right at the same time
>>218186276ni hao
>>218186238never revelled in my life so this does not concern me as far as im concerned anyone who goes to such an establishment deserves to die
>>218186279psr
yall niggas zesty
>>218186215we're done with all that gay shit. we're back to might makes right. all countries will become isolationist monarchies
>>218186282FONT
>>218186276would love to learn chinese but i bet its a ball ache like
>>218186202Me on Tuesday if work is open again
>>218186259Dumb whores
>>218186238Why do slags doing slag dances in front of their phones on tiktok piss me off but slags doing slag dances in a bar get me diamond hard
>>218186276頑張って my lad.
>>218186198>>218186282I just want to shag Dua. Why do you have to make it gay?
if the man brokethe man he a jokeso you gotta get loosewith the henny and the coke
>>218186332Chinese people are soulless so there's no point
SOTD Heritage de Guerlain 48 sprays, all on my ballsack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKhGzMiPzuE
>>218186304Zesty?
>>218186122boreball more like
>>218186384chinese century, lad
>>218186202me in less than 10 hoursfucking grimwish I was born 10,000 years ago as a neolithic hunterofficetoil is not natural
might tax the rich
That's it then lads. Christmas is over with.
i seem to have misplaced my piano keys
>>218186411how can the century be chinese if venezuela is yank, checkmate chinktheists
>>218186202>be me>walk into work>SPEAK"no"
>>218186418tree goes out on wednesday for me but yeah, it's all over
egg
>>218186418gonna be very pissed off if some nonce comes into work tomorrow all excited to "get back into it"
getting hungry at a bad time
would love to learn chinese just to be the foreigner who can speak fluently and get glazed by natives would be surreal to really live in a place that's the opposite to the west as well
>>218186429Probably somewhere in Ab
day 4 of new year new me complete
so utterly fucking grumpyany fixes lads
>would be surreal to really live in a place that's the opposite to the west as well
>>218186529quit your job
poo
>>218186534omg they have starbucks it's just like america!you serious?
Might be worth learning chinese just to get an asian gf to bring back here
>>218186534wonder if they serve tea there instead of coffee just to keep the inverted sign theme going
>>218186529joy
>>218186469It's funny how the Chinese glaze you but, the Japs just get sorta passive aggressive
>>218186534https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiyscVqJAgs
ladscan a toilfu be a superior?at my new toil there is a woman who is ridiculously attractive and very successful, but she's much more senior than me, a few years older toodoesn't feel right to call her my toilfu if we're not on the same level
just dont want to engage with the system at all. want to just lie in bed all day every day watching tv and playing games.
>>218186558its over yank, muttlandia won and we're all condemned to drink bad coffee, its all you lot's fault.
i need a good glazing
got the asmr on, good night lads
>>218186598it's like saying there are chinese places in the west so we're just like china so idiotic
>>218186529Just look to the sky and enjoy the life lad
They call me Silent WolfThey call me The PulveriserThey call me Phantom Nebulous
>>218186649looking at the sky gives me a headache because it's always FUCKING OVERCAST IN THIS SHITHOLE COUNTRY
>>218186235Your only hope is someone leaving or retiring and being replaced with a lass your age>>218186574Yeah I think they can, I was a manager at old toil and exberg was originally a toilfu who was much older than me but worked for me, sleeping with the younger boss kind of thing. Might be hard for you to swing it into a relationship unless she likes you though
>>218186561They don't care if you speak chineseif anything they'll think less of youthere was a pokemon episode about this
>>218186662Wow we got a real grumpy Gus here
>>218186606suggest me some asmr
>>218186649isnt you lot's an awfully rainy one, bit depressing honestly
is it snowing yet i cba looking out the window
a man's gotta poo what a man's gotta poo
they're just letting the ai do anything now madness
An Israeli woman, somehow living in the UK, got her ex-bf reported to terror police and potentially deported because he said Israel is bad on the internetThis is Britain in 2026.
>>218186690Speak English please mate
These farts I'm ripping absolutely reekLike booze shit, stomach bug tier, rancorous scentMatriculated under the sheets and find their way to my olfactory senses
>>218186714It's Israel's world and we're just living in it
>>218186690esl moment
>>218186717Isn't the sky of Great Britain one which rains often? Sounds a bit depressing, not the kind that would uplift you a lot.I am just fond of 'you lot' as the 2nd person plural lad.
why does the holocaust happening have such a stranglehold on the west
any skaters in?
>>218186751Yes it rains, but one can still look to the sky and enjoy the life anyway
>>218186714She has the history of South Africa? That's an odd flex
mfw someone said it rains in the UK
>>218186750i reject restating the subject of the sentence (the sky) and exalt half-gibberish instead yank, dem's the breaks methinks.
>>218186760had*ride's over now
toil on the morrowive been off for 3 weeksdont think im ready
>>218186649>>218186662>>218186688>>218186692>>218186690>>218186751>>218186769Look to the sky and enjoy the life
looking to the ground and hate the life
>>218186812Any ideas lads
>>218186812
>>218186822Back on Tuesday if the roads are clear, been off 12 days me
>>218186760it was the first and last instance of german 'humour' so anthropologically important.
>>218186833That little baby cow encapsulates all our hopes and dreams
>>218186215neoliberal man
>>218186215got my reads ready as well
>>218186875are you off work due to weather?
>>218186910>Hobbit>PlatoWhy are the posters on this site such manchildren
>>218186840Closing my eyes and hating the life
>>218186923what do you read lad
fucking hell a few days later they have the HD image direct capture of the moment
>>218186884I think this is actually GOTY.
>>218186910I always mix up me arse and ass stuff, on the same level as the lay/lie thing.
>>218186923have you read plato?
>>218186712you just know Elon Musk got that local build doing the maddest shit
might take my septum piercing out
>>218186919I was informed we are closed on Monday due to weather. Not sure if the roads will be clear enough on Tuesday or not. How about you big man?
Anyone willing to 'ear 'bout me feelings?
>>218186988no x
Might have to open a windowRoom absolutely reeks of poo
>>218186988Feelings are gay but go on.
>>218186714>You did the right thing [..] for the Jewish peopledon't wanna sound like a 'but what if the roles were reversed' mong, but do actually imagine>r/European>You did the right thing for the White people
>>218186988yh x
>>218186962it was streamed on tiktok. you can watch the place go up in flames from the first second the material ignited. the retard zoomers just record it and sing and dance while the ceiling starts burning like a foot from their faces
>>218187012there's a difference though isn't there
>>218186923..do you know who Plato is?
>>218186875unfortunately i work from home so no escape for me :(>>218186923they're good reads mate
>>218186999Corrr don't ;')
fucking hell my gums hurt really bad, can barely eat. why do I have to suffer so much
>>218186979just drove across half the country, weather's fine lazy git
Tonight's album of choice:
>>218187012Smh lad you're not allowed to ponder about these things, it's anti-semitic!
>>218187004>>218187014me cuz told me to not comment or like her instagram's statuses anymore and didnt saw her in like more than 2 weeks and I miss 'er a lot
thinking about how some pageant winner in finland made chink eyes in a pic and everyone got upset
Not a bad day today team. Got up at 11:00 am and did some cleaning. Fed the swans and geese. And did some uni work. Now watching some anime before bed team
>>218187046Ah yes, philosophical treatises from a long dead slave society and a literal child's book.They go hand in hand
>>218186215luv your poppers don't you elton
>>218187058https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5UMHoRmN54is this guy right? assuming you're not a vpn
fantano you a fag
>>218187083>>218187064Two trannies in one /brit/ thread? grim
>>218187081ever shag her
>>218187083how big is your william
Anyone here watch James Cameron's b̵l̵u̵e̵ brown people gud whipipo bad 3?
>>218187030yeah one of them is a parasitic minority preventing the hosts of the countries they are in from expressing in-group preferences while they demand they support their genocide on the other side of the planet
>>218187113Think it's more like 4 or 5 tbqh
>>218187081Sorry my lad but you are dragging our country's reputation through the mud with that ESL post of yours, please do not, also just get another bint and that should cure you of your feelings.
>employed woman>not employed>not a womancan someone explain this to me?
>>218187104look at this channel's videoslook at all of the titlesyou can make an assessment for yourself based on this information
>>218187083That was one was a bit meandering but enjoyable, been trying to persuade meself to read the mango but no cigar thus far.
>>218187137it's dramatic irony
I am going to get into 3DS gaming. Despite having a 3DS at launch I only really played Pokémon on it. I'm excited to try out new games. I already ordered Majora's Mask :)
>>218187113Liking Japanese things is actually straight and aryan. You're exposing how brown and in need of deportation you are.
>>218187143rekcon it's just clickbait
>>218187063Hey I don't make the call to close work. I'm in the north of Scotland it's fairly cold snowy and icy here tbf
>>218187128like 3 tranners and 10 quares
Alright lemme get the fuck outta here
>>218187157Manga is pretty good up until the end which was alright but nothing special.
>>218187137kind of like the holy roman empire innitnot holy, not roman, not an empire
>>218187114Nah, and last time I tried to fool around with her she said me to not touch her.It's so fucking over.>>218187131You are the one being called off ESL. People are quoting you in other threads asking them to help translate your shit.
sacked tranny's cock, whatever happened there
>>218187191Don't think anyone asked about your family mate
https://x.com/sciencegirl/status/2007700510581895506man it took a bit but once it goes it goes they didn't stand a chance if all they did was film it when it started
>>218187206I know, I did it all on purpose, premeditated, they'll never successfully translate me.
>>218187223>>218187166If there's a faggot world record, you'd set the world record
>>218187204was kinda holy for a bit
>>218187236well leftypol?
hello brit
>>218187189fairs. must be quite the place to live
>>218187265
>>218187265hi x
>>218187230why did they do it
feeling worried and anxious
>>218187157>>218187256are you both going to fight
>>218187298Prove you're Russian
>>218187279SEX
lost transphobe of the year againsick of this cruel world
>>218187298What ails you thusly, rusbro.
>>218187236This post triggered my gender dysphoria
>>218187256this just makes some surgeon/butcher coom at the rates he'll charge for the pelvic plasty
Clavicular lads...
I am prepared for the Chinese century.
>>218187279mad how they're all deviants
The song White Christmas was written by a Jewish man named Erving Berlin, and it started the trend of Christmas songs having nothing to do with Jesus but instead with generic winter themes.
>>218187371>>>/int/cum
>>218187361broke my clavicle once
>>218187390doing what
>>218187390*breaks your clavichord*
>>218187367Look at Mr Normal talking over here
>>218187371uh.. based jews?
>>218187275It's a desolate hellscape/barren moonscape as I live in the middle of nowhere in a small town rather than in a city
think i need to be shot cut up and carried away in a series of bin bags
>uk wants to censor a bunch of websites under the guise of protecting children>this will harm everybody from 4chan and kiwifarms to trans websites>4chan and kiwifarms are the ones doing the legal fight>a respected journalist says we should support them in their fight>a bunch of trannies get butthurt and want 4chan/kiwifarms to lose even if it means they lose toowhy are they so short cited?
>>218187498*sighted, not cited. Fucking American retard.
>>218187498>short citedShort-sighted*.
>>218187371not true is it?a lot of christmas songs long before erving berlin aren't about jesus like jingle bells
>>218187517um its our language nigel shut the fuck up we know how to spell things korreklee
>>218187440wish i lived somewhere like that. whenever i go out into empty places it feels like i can finally breathe
Booked the ol gym membership over the weekend. 2026 will have it's arse kicked and be begging for mercy.
>um its our language nigel shut the fuck up we know how to spell things korreklee
>>218187498>>a respected journalist>taylor lorenzshe's a spastic
>short cited
>>218187498>a respected journalistfar from it
ugly bastard womandoes my head in
Love trans people, love my brown neighbours, love communism, hate fascists, hate Israel, hate America.
>>218187566>he's a new years fagenjoy the crowded gym that you're contributing to
Business idea: snowman with a penis
>>218187562It's alright in some senses but there isn't much to do.The toilfu said if she had the money she would move to the city and almost got a job in the city before we got together. My only hope is that my love is enough to get her to stay with me. (It probably isn't :'( )
>>218187615grow up
>>218187604Give it a few weeks, maybe a month they will start to drop off. That's when you separate the weak from the strong.
>>218187627mad how the type of man represented by this drawing no longer exists
>>218187615Jack frost 2: icebreaker
>>218187498trannies should all be killed
umm
>>218187732It's illegal to post direct incitement to violence of a minority groupAlso you're plainly evil and retarded
>>218187620hope you figure out a solution that works for both of you x
I love the sexy slither of a lady snake awww yeah
>>218187371white christmas was written in 1942christmas songs which don't have anything to do with jesus:>we wish you a merry christmas (16th century)>12 days of christmas (1780)>jungle bells (1857)>deck the halls (1862)>carol of the bells (1916)etc
The population of Greenland is equal to the number of Americans who die every year due to fentanyl.Just an interesting little factoid...
I feel like If India and Bangladesh went to war India would loose and we would somehow make an arsetonne of money
>>218187762men with a panty fetish aren't a 'minority group' you demented noncecase
>>218187807You belong in a mental asylum you absolutely deranged school shooter ass nutcase.
>>218187807They literally are, the majority of men do not have a panty fetish.
Does this sound Indian to you?https://youtu.be/Dbk8C95PQlU
>>218187765Hoping she was just depressed after being alone and living with her parents for so long and that if we spend enough time together she might move in with me and think that staying here isn't actually that bad
>>218187788wow...........................
"i jerk off to women's undies therefore all trannies just think the exact same" this is a disorder of having a subhuman level IQ so that it is impossible for someone of your low intellect to comprehend other people might have different thoughts, feelings, outlooks, etcNot to mention that countless studies identity the chemical and physical differences to brain patterns that identify differences of sex in the brain and gender dysphoria.
>>218187371Great film though, White Christmas and Holiday Inn.Love me some old time musicals.
>>218187882bore off you tranny freak
>>218187904cry more you triggered chud freak
>>218187931
Mentally retarded German is again breaking both the law and site rules His intellectual disabilities means he is unable to comprehend the difference between a perverted man with a crossdressing fetish Vs gender dysphoria
>>218187931modes ban this man i just lost my job
>>218187931Why do you have that picture you freak tranny lover.
>>218187969
>>218187931PO-LICE!
curious how many tranny knobs these tranny haters have saved to their devices
>thin poos are normal>thin poos are a symptom of colon cancerwhich is it
>>218187985the facts have triggered another mentally retarded incel freak it seems
>>218188011depends if you have 'rroids or not. do you have h'r'ds?
>>218188011everything is a sign of cancer so both
tranners are only ok if they're sexy, simple as
>>218188064Hoka tranners
Got hisself some Hokatranners
>>218187822what was that leftypol?
>>218183205y tho
>>218186202imagine you jizzed on the grinch's face then put a second load in the grinch shake>>218186276happy science does good lessons for good price btw americans have soulless culture. persian shah supporters have gone deranged. I think I have finally defeated lust. I haven't drunk in 4 years. I'm really proud to be a native brit. I'm finally becoming a very level headed person.
>>218188186nobody knows what this isgo back to /pol/
>nobody knows what this is>go back to /pol/
>>218188316actual retardhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_Nashville_school_shooting
>>218188336where is nashville in the UK?
Several people remain missing after a deadly New Year’s Eve bar fire in Crans-Montana, including three Jewish girls - Charlotte Needham, a 15-year-old Israeli, and sisters Alicia Gunst, 15, and Diana Gunst, 14. Please keep them in your prayers.
>>218188378
>>218188378>remain missingconfirmed dead actually
was meant to do a bunch of stuff today but ended up doing nothing instead
Need a good routine that doesn't involve a lot of work for banging a gal
>>218188424>>218188439It’s not funny and I feel bad for their families >>218188440I think Charlotte on the right was confirmed dead
The duality of woman
i’ve got a chronic illness which makes my cock small and gives me a big bellybut you don’t see me complaining like there’s fibromyalgia CUNTS
>>218188502>I think Charlotte on the right was confirmed dead
>>218188565
i hear you're a nonce now father
>>218188378Why are 14 & 15 year olds at a bar/club?
>>218187780>>jungle bells (1857)
>>218188771:)
/brit/ is where unwashed sub-70 IQ lumpenprole goycattle gather to defend billionaires and Israel while blaming trans people and women for all their personal problems
Need her to shit in my mouth.
>>218188863leftypol you should be heading to bed by now x
dr disrespect is backthe two time champ
/brit/s getting slower and slowerEven given the time, its not what it once was
But you’ll look sweet upon the seatOf a bicycle built for poo
>>218188863
>>218188922Clearly I hit a nerve
my bedroom window keeps blowing slightly ajarquite annoying because this means that the heating doesn't stay in the room, leaving it freezing.
>>218186042>>218186042>>218186042
>>218188922maaaaate...
>>218187931it definitely isn't just a fetish
Making a note so I don't forget Bleak momentsMr freedomThe man in the white suit
>>218188943Bit early you poo-eating gimp
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1767530919540919.webmcorrr
>>218188961Watch Hell Drivershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mVrCWqZHl8
>>218189014Okay thanks
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>>218189076
got a yeast infection again ffs
every thread before 300 is getting deleted btwstop
>>218189076It was for the best. Someone was having a melty in that thread and spamming troons.
>>218189014>Peggy Cummings
>>218189096dunno why people are so eager to make the new anyways and why people refuse to post after 300 or so
pondering the artworks of Oscar Murillo
new >>218189155