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oooooooooooooo
OOOOOOOOOOO
AHHHHHHHIOOOHHH

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>Mind boggling that people worship this pile of shite

>>218198026
never actually watched this because I don't want to see something so cute and pure get wrecked

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French are such fags

Just finished book 2 of nicomachean ethics
Turns out the centrists were right all along

>>218198004
farmers would instantly melt like the wicked witch in the west if they went 1 day without a massive welfare check

Civil war in the UK is inevitable.

>>218198066
>emptying crumb tray with that little crumbs on it
stupid try hard cunt trying to make his overengineered spaz toaster look more complicated

>>218198066
looks like american fagginess to me

>>218198039
nah it definitely does and the womens team has to play from exile here because they would be stoned back home
>>218198044
Game will probably be dead and burried in 10 years and turn into a bunch of jeet owned t20 leagues running back to back 10 months a year

peng hapa tings

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nth for the holodem

>>218198066
wtf is that overpriced memetoaster lmao

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

>>218198110
Afghans are iranics tho

Hate anime like you wouldn't believe

A day in the life of a NEET
Well I’m still in bed and I’m farting

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>>218198092
WE'RE IN THE WAR ROOM
WE'RE IN THE TRENCHES
STAND BY ME
OR BEGONE

>>218198140
anime website greg

>>218198066
does all that and still has to come home and play video games on his own

>>218198110
WG Grace spinning in his grave so fast it could power Lord's

>>218198151
he's not me, i like some anime

>>218198166
shut it greg

>>218198151
Hate, hate HATE
why do they have to be so fit?!

finally someone let me out of my cage

>>218198092
What role are you going to play?

mad how i get paid more than people who actually do my work. I just give them tickets

i prophesy that the sun will rise tomorrow

Why is everyone here talking about civil war what have I missed?

>>218198151
>>218198173
surely it should be greggue

grég

>>218198204
that's baby yoda from the mandalorian

why does porn turn men gay

>>218198203
the roundheads have taken Naseby

rorke with his bipoc wife
leftypol alone

buying anime goods from amazon jp

>>218198203
something set off Rorke mate I wouldn't overthink it, he'll settle down in a bit

>>218198062
fucking grim innit

>>218198236
those men were already gay

>>218198236
lots of willy in porn (porn is gay)

>>218198236
watching other men shag peng tings all day without ever shagging yourself probably gives you the feeling that you don't actually deserve sex with women

The only reason you lot don't like Starmer is because he took your porn away

all porn is cuckold conditioning

>>218198062
Was it the girl who went into porn to spite her family ?

>>218198271
he didn't though, as I'm an adult with a brain

What if I’m just wanking to women dancing and showing their tits and arse??

>>218198271
I don't like queer dispite still having JAV and hentai

might get into imagination wanks

>>218198299
that's fine

>>218198275
even POV porn?

British history begins in 1948, when the Empire Windrush left Kingston Harbour, Jamaica. Literally nothing happened before then.

>>218198271
Dont watch porn myself

>>218198313
yes
I haven't watched porn for over 10 years me

the hardcore gay fisting porn i watch doesnt make me gay

>>218198317
Actually it did but anything before 1948 is pure evil and should never be spoken about or discussed

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Wondering if toil will be open tomorrow or if the roads are still too bad for the buses to run.
Have I managed anything productive with my day off yet? No.
Better go do something, maybe take down the Christmas decorations?

>>218198317
mad isn't it. before those guys turned up britain was just a load of people living in forests and mud huts

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>>218198299

The Windrush generation.
The Lionesses.
Our NHS.
Adolescence.
Paddington Bear.

>>218198360
New lines on the underground?

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Luv anime me x

>>218198066
Hate this gay "ultra clean" aesthetic people are trying to curate these days

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>>218198317

>>218198151
Mhmm

Give me one reason why windrush was a bad thing, rorke (hint: without being racist)

>>218198358
one of my favourite ever webms
the subtle changes in his expression that ultimately end in disgust is unmatched, he's truly a freak

>>218198291
yes, mayli
rich parents, father was a higher up at goldman sachs
she's an artist now

Spanish state television should make hagiographic Windrush-style documentaries about the first budget flights from British regional airports to the Costa Del Sol.
The Spanish would be eating paella for every meal if the EasyJet generation hadn't culturally enriched them with new recipes for fish and chips.

>>218198066
>smart toaster
Omds

>>218198411
Not Goldman Sachs. One of the Morgan banks and he was just a VP

>>218198421
Footage from the British Civil War (2026) colourised

Toast subscription expired lads. They put it up to £10.99 a month. Stuck eating muesli for now.

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>>218198062
>something so cute and pure

>>218198066
Is he a masseur?

>>218198402
Windrushers were clearly exploited by British companies for cheap labour

thinking of neon genesis

>>218198165
One day test matches ruined cricket

>>218198485
Cheap labour is good. Try again.

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>>218198203
Its coming

>>218198402
never asked for, wasn't needed, and even the government itself tried to stop it once they realised what a fuck up it was

>>218198511
How? You think they should have been paid less than native Brits? Bit racist.

Imagine the state TfL would be in these days without the Windrush folk.

I found the dead sea scrolls

ah yes lets blame all the problems britain face on the government thats been in power for 18 month and not the previous government of 14 years

>>218198511
For whom?

If challenged and your response is "how" you are clearly too Scottish (and uneducated) to participate here.

>>218198574
Why not both?

>>218198574
well said.

So we're all just going to discuss windrush rather than reply to my post are we?
God damnit rorke

>>218198555
Waterloo has some of the rudest fucking staff I have ever seen in this country, all of them black, all of them look at you in disgust merely for being white. And the lady working the counter at Clapham Junction is the reason racism still exists in this world.

>>218198593
you can't do that

>>218198593
Because one is to blame and the other isnt

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So what are we all up to today lads?

>>218198574
theyre the same

>>218198574
The first thing labour did was cut winter fuel payments after a few weeks of being elected. They then went back on their word for increasing tax. Let's not forget to mention that they've sat on their fucking arses doing fuck to fix the mess they "inherited". They are a lame duck and we need a regime change.

>>218198626
sitting around, watching films, playing guitar. you?

>>218198574
The same government has been in power since 1997 mate.
Never changed hands really.

>>218198640
Standing up, watching guitars, playing films.

>>218198576
Cheap labour helps to lower inflation while improving profitability, which makes its way to the more productive parts of society rather than being wasted paying more to the unskilled.

If someone can't find a job because of it, they've priced themselves out of the labour market and have only themselves to blame.

in France people are getting arrested and going to trial and being found guilty and getting a criminal record because they said Brigitte Macron was old on Twitter

anime willy

>>218198640
Currently sipping the last beer, watching star trek.
Need to take down the Christmas decorations and do some jobs about the house but struggling to find the motivation aha

>>218198620
18months and theyve *checked notes * emptied prisons to make sure more far right rioters can go to prison
Gave a strategic military asset away and paid for the privilege
Take away fuel allowance for the elderly
Piss off farmers and make it harder to pass on their businesses to their children

I used to think Thatcher's government had been the best government since WW2 but many of the problems we face today internationally are because of her.

The best government the country has had since WW2 is unironically Gordon Brown's labour. He saved this country from an even worse 2008 financial crisis.

>>218198635
Do you know how long it takes for parliament to pass legislation? Let alone see the long term effects of the law of the economy and society? You cannot judge an 18 month old government getting to grips with the scale of the challenges a country faces when you decimate public services and investment for 14 years

>>218198677
why i post here, desu
/fr/ isn't safe

>>218198651
Guess inflation is really low here then

gordon brown textured like sun

>>218198713
>Do you know how long it takes for parliament to pass legislation
Parliament could pass a new law tomorrow if they wanted don't be so fucking stupid.

>>218198737
mongo reform voter doesnt understand the parliamentary process

>>218198713
you're going to be saying this all the way to 2029
then farage will get in deport 5 million people in 2 weeks and life will noticeably improve in quality within a couple months and no one will ever vote labour again lol

>>218198705
What we need here isn't another face person, we need an ugly man in a brown suit who was an accountant before being elected, and eats a sandwich for lunch everyday

>>218198737
>Parliament could pass a new law tomorrow
Doesn't actually work like that though does it mate.

>>218198763
>Introduced>debated>voted on

What does Yvette Cooper actually do?
She holds one of the most important posts in government but seemingly does absolutely nothing

>>218198772
Call me mate again and I'll spark you out pal

Heard a mum calling out for her kid named Hunter in Matalan yesterday. American naming conventions have sadly breached our little island.

>>218198763
tell us about made statutory instruments and how they work

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THIS JUST IN: Toil is closed again tomorrow.
Repeat: TOIL IS CLOSED AGAIN TOMORROW, this is not a drill

>>218198823
Let me guess she was gutter class? A mulatto child perhaps?

I had no idea it takes 18 months to pass a law

>>218198858
it fucking lush

>>218198858
mum toilstein could do

>>218198862
She was an aging chav but her son was blondeish with a bowl cut.

Plotting a punt

>>218198626
Pretending to get work done at toil, planning the evening's bread and games

>>218198778
Discussion > Committee > Green Paper > Committee > White Paper > Committee > Introduced to Commons > 1st Reading > Committee > 1st reading chamber vote > Committee > 2nd Reading > Committee > 2nd reading debate > Amendments > 2nd Reading vote > House of Lords 1st Reading > House of Lords 1st Reading debate > vote > Committee > Amendments > Commons Amendments vote > Royal Assent

>>218198893
how the fuck. they must have their fucking heating on 24/7

>Introduced on 19 March 2020 and passed all Commons stages by 23 March and all Lords stages by 25 March 2020, becoming law very quickly to respond to the COVID-19 pandemic. This is one of the fastest roll-outs for major emergency legislation in modern times
Don't believe any radical left wing lunatic here that it takes 18 months to pass new laws. This labour government are just a bunch of lazy cunts and deserve to be in jail.

>>218198918
Get your A-Level Politics out for the lads

>>218198918
most of these are unnecessary
any government that wanted to fix the problem would skip them

>>218198825
You clearly dont know what that is otherwise you'd never ask such a retarded and nonsensical question

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>>218198918
quite a bit of this is wrong

>The European Union (Future Relationship) Act 2020 was introduced to the UK Parliament on 30 December 2020 by Michael Gove, then Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster, on behalf of the UK Government. The bill’s purpose was to give domestic legal effect to the EU-UK Trade and Cooperation Agreement (TCA) — the post-Brexit treaty setting out the future relationship between the UK and the EU — which had been agreed between the UK and EU on 24 December 2020. �
Wikipedia +1
>Because time was extremely tight before the end of the Brexit transition period (11 pm on 31 December 2020), the government fast-tracked the legislation:

>>218198945
Thats you done

Ruben Amorim's been blacked

>>218198953
I accept your concession

>Criminal Justice (Terrorism and Security) Act 1998: Completed parliamentary passage within two days after Parliament was recalled in response to the Omagh bombing.

>>218198985
care to explain >>218198939 and >>218198967

Maduro is absolutely mogging the DEA runts tbf

>Recalled Parliament specially on 12 April 2025, including an unusual Saturday sitting to debate the bill.
>Fast-tracked through all stages in a single day and received Royal Assent the same evening.

>>218198939
>>218198967
>>218198997
Now name the alleged destructive legislation the Labour Government passed in such a short time

2026 we be gooning to women with penises and that's FACT

The special military operation was successful

Thinking about when it took the government 18 months to enact lockdown

>>218198999
Leftypops plugging his ears and screaming lalalalala

Thinking about when it took 18 months for you mongs to shut up

>Between 1995 and 2009, 15 bills relating to Northern Ireland were expedited under emergency conditions

Thinking about when it took 18 months to be 18 months in the future

>>218199017
Word

Heh...my boy Starmlingz...he just needs more time...

parliament should kill all niggers today

>Early Parliamentary General Election Act 2019
>Introduced and completed its Commons stages on 29 October 2019.
>Passed through the Lords and received Royal Assent by 31 October 2019 — law in ~3 days

Yeah well anyway it's Thatcher's fault

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>Defiant tone.jpeg

Leftypol's been well and truly done here. A doing for the ages.

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>>218199053

>>218199085
any reason you've chosen to post this in a non-political thread related to british culture?

>>218199053
Sorry lad it apparently takes 18 months to get things going according to leftypol

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Get the benefits cut yesterday

>>218199085
She looks like a right fucking neek

>>218199094
There's even more examples but I just can't be arsed copy pasting but I think I've made my point anyway.

leftypol making another dishonest argument is he

>>218198686
leng af

Leftypol? Where'd you go leftypol?

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>hands are tied m8. takes AT LEAST 18 months to get anything done. it's the last lot who was in power thats caused all this mess

>>218198062
Just flicked through it, she's genuinely enjoying herself, grim

leftypol shags kids

Genuinely question lads but why can't labour enact emergency legislation to lower my heating bill?

>>218199109
If you would like to do something about it you can come fight me at 6100 w Fullerton ave

LEFTYPOL GETS BATTERED
EVERYWHERE XE GOES

>>218199180
trvke

I literally don't think I've ever seen leftypol done like that before lmao

https://youtu.be/okLu7RgMoV4

Rorke's latest champion

rorke hooting and hollering that he's "done" leftypol "yet again"

>>218199223
Leftypol mate, you've already been done, maybe go for a walk or something

wish Keir executed every civil servant live on tv

>>218199172
State of this country

Got a like from a chuddish looking girl on hinge
Wish me luck

had a lovely spaff to young, nubile girls (18+ of course) this morning, and i shall have another now

Rorke casually sitting opposite people on a busy train leftypol standing by the door avoiding eye contact with an elevated heart rate.

>>218199219
sobbing as he reads about Orders in Council

Amorim OUT

had a lovely spaff to young, nubile girls this morning, and i shall have another now

kier starmer telling the country their concerns don't matter after the southport stabbings was because of the tories, you see
but also it was a good thing

>>218199251
I got a like once from a half Filipino girl who was a DJ in London, bit odd, sent her a message and she didn't respond kek.

Thirdies be like
>My country is older than the US and has a long storied history
Then you look at their history and it's like 2000 years of being a shit hole and maybe like 3 years of being rich from selling cinnamon until a big draught came and then 6 brutal warlord families ruled the country for 500 years

On the rare occasion I post something demonstrably wrong I simply leave for a day or two until I've forgotten about it

right well that's me tied up, gagged and fucked up the arse

Was chatting with a mate last night who's a local councillor

Apparently SEND diagnosis and the associated benefits are bankrupting them

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>Man Utd to appoint caretaker for rest of the season after Amorim sacking

>>218199243
why would he execute his only remaining supporters

>>218199290
for me it's arguing against my own post to detach myself from it. i can be anyone any time.

>>218199301
It's going to be Eric Ten Hag in a wig

>>218199298
Bankrupting the whole country mate. People just pretending to be mongs so they can sit on their arses and collect the bennies.

hate my evil vape pen

just grab an ak and get down in the trench lad

It's a sad day for /mug/

What does a chuddish girl look like then

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:(

>>218199303
get things done, get them done now

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cinematic

>>218199288
Actually got a like from a peng half Asian ting myself but I'm racist so I won't be matching

Frightening when you Google how many laws this labour government are in the process of enacting.

>>218199243
not including me though, right?

>>218199338
the mice would leave on their own if the government didn't leave loads of cheese lying around the kitchen every night

>>218199347
>AND MAYBEEEE YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAVES MEEEEE

>>218198026
should have been arrested along with all women

>>218199360
>I blame Feline Keir Starmer personally

>>218199351
According to leftypol they'll be out of government before they get round to it

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https://youtu.be/6a1UWxgc8Kk

Sc

i like anime me am anemic

Tfw looking at job listings and realising I basically have no skills and have wasted a decade doing nothing

Anyway, I'm gay

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.

Leftypol claims to oppose the billionaires but supports everything they do

>>218199397
>I basically have no skills and have wasted a decade doing nothing
>t. Starmers labour.

>>218199399
WELCOME TO THE CLUB LAD!

>>218199397
My skills are experience with the Microsoft Office package just make it up lad

Looking like it might have to be Project GF 2027

>>218199454
>The plan was aborted by the administration after it was found to be unrealistic

>>218199420
Real original observation here mate

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all women are quite simply made for it
you know what i'm talkin' about

too cold to wank isn't it

Healthy reminder the only valid socialism is national

fuck me why do i have to go to london if i want to get any job thats halfway decent

Everything I post on /brit/ is a completely novel thought nobody else has ever had before

>>218199446
Yeah I mean that's unskilled shit though my nigga but that's pretty much what I do, just fake email jobs. I look at job listings that require specific skills sometimes and just think cooorrr couldn't be me though

>>218199454
Gf 2026 over already lad?

project girl 2026

>Back to toil
>Lovely fresh start
>Spend all day on the internet ignoring emails as usual
Ah yes

>>218199454
good lad im going to work on myself this year then maybe next year if im a sane adjusted person I'll try and get a gf

>>218199529
Takes at least 18 months to enact it you see

>>218199529
Yes that was the implication

finally updated my phone and now one thing i used daily is slightly worse. that always seems to be how it goes. discussed this at length with my gf (who is a pastry chef) and her pet eel.

>cold weather killed my car battery
>3 miles from home
>RAC says another 3-4 hours
FUCKING FREEZING
advice- if you drive stick a blanket in your boot

>>218199581
cycle chads win again

>>218199581
only thing i keep in my boot is a change of hi-vis tradie clothes in case anyone offers me any cashies

why doesn't mousey post about the horse girls anymore?

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IDF babes

>>218199581
Me sitting comfortably in my heated train looking at m*torists freeze to death in their little steel coffins

was playing rdr2 earlier and horseberg bucked me off for seemingly no reason so i shot it in the nuts

>>218199581
>you drive stick a blanket in your boot
Why? I'm not an old man I can handle the cold lmao

>>218199605
*slips on a patch of black ice and rolls under a truck*

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fuck this noise im getting a taxi home

>>218199672
alri cartman

Watch as leftypol sneaks back into the new pretending as if nothing happened lmao.

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>>218199671
kek based. until you try to have sex.

>>218199634
He can't do the new captcha

>>218199689
you anywhere near Leeds lad I'll come get you

did you know that, prior to world war 2, nobody held a handgun with both hands? and if you did people would call you a poof

If your battery dies randomly while driving that's on you for not getting a good enough service on your car.

my car battery is working

>>218199753
Same

I don't drive, I use public transportation (bus)

>>218199779
bus wanker

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>>218199779
Russian Roulette. Just get a Tesla. No stinky smoke juice and no stabby darkies

>>218199728
Yes. Even after WW2 the manual of arms for handguns was one hand only. Don't remember exactly when it changed, believe it was the 70s or 80s.
Target shooting is still mostly one ganded, that's how I learned to shoot pistols

Would like a Tesla but would be unable to charge it as I live in a terraced house you see

>>218199808
I don't have a license (I'm 38 so no intention of ever getting one now)

>>218199581
RAC are shit and take hours
t. had to use them twice in one year
tell them you're standing in the middle of a motorway and you're a black disabled woman

>>218199779
honestly grim

>>218199779
Poor fag

Would like a Tesla but i don't want to give my money to a South Africa nazi wannabe dictator

I have a Ford fiesta

leftypol licking his car battery

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>>218199829
at 38? at no point did you say maybe I should learn this basic skill? Takes a couple weekends, no?

Didn't want a Tesla but bought one anyway to annoy leftypol

>>218199855
More German and jap car companies unironically had friendly terms with the Nazi party historically

I have a 63 plate 3 door Corsa (grey)

>>218199888
In the UK you need lessons and the test is actually reasonably difficult, most people fail the first time.

got a license but dont like driving as it makes me anxious so I just use public transport

Me? Passed my test first time with only 5 minors.

i still only have a provisional and i only use it for spoons

I absolutely hated learning to drive but eventually passed and now it's easy and I'm a good driver. If I can do it so can you. This serious post was brought to you by good new year vibes.

>>218199921
Based fellow first-time passer

>>218199899
I have a 65 plate Astra (red), bought it the other week, surprisingly nice to drive.

>minors
um

last time i went on the bus, i overheard the college kids sat to me say "nobody saw the first Avatar movie in cinemas because we weren't alive"
Never felt more unc

>>218199921
>>218199930
I passed first time with 2 minors

venezuela should just kidnap trump as revenge. checkmate

i'll be doing a poo 'ere long

mad how you exist as an egg inside your mum before your mum is even born

also passed first time but it was 19 years ago I dont remember how many minors I had

>>218199986
A creme egg

>>218199930
Nice 1 lad. Borrowed mum's Nissan note and took the boys to the showcase in Coatbridge followed by bowling. We were the bees knees

passed my test on the third time (fourth time if you count the time my passenger side window was acting up and the assessor decided to be a diva about it)

creme eggs are minging

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Might become a driving instructor

>>218200009
so fourth time then if you include the number of tests it took like everyone else yeah

Me? Only ever had one minor in my life but now I'm not allowed within 500 feet of any primary school and I need to report to Thames valley police every weekday at 8am and 3pm

>>218200031
well not really because it was more of a disqualification than a fail and i didn't have to pay for another test

>>218200029
does she know only coomers watch her videos

>>218198411
>she's an artist now
She lacks skill, only has a name in it because of her dad

>>218200035
best get yourself off then

>>218200051
>drive in a straight line through the outback for 3 hours

Heard about a 19 year-old getting unc'ed the other day, phrase has already lost all meaning

>>218200080
>when I shout KANGEROO you stop the car

>>218200052
How far do you have to have fallen to get excited by an ugly Indian woman giving a driving lesson

>>218200075
haha hello. here he is, here comes trouble.

Ballberg Sacks

Get the poo raped

>>218200080
>>218200094
right well i'll just get on my british vpn then if you're going to take the piss, let's see if you can tell who the aussie impostor is

>>218200100
Mate...

>>218200100
how far have you fallen that you are not excited by a fertile blonde with exposed skin

G'day lads any cunt want anything from Bunnings?

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>>218200130

>>218200134
Sausage sizzle please mate

well if you want to be cummed on and facially abused then that's your choice

>>218200134
scr

>>218200134
golden gaytime please mate

i really need to have gay sex

>>218200134
left handed screwdriver

the jobcentre phone call appointment... it never happened

>>218200130
Have you just landed from Saudi Arabia or something?

>>218200130
Rasheed mate

i need to have gay sex with a male .... puckishly

>>218200130
She won't let you shit on her chest abdul

Poo dreaming

New thread then or are we all just going to be gay in this one

>>218200340
yh

>>218200144
>>218200196
>>218200216
>>218200252
>t. porn-fried brains

so what's good?

>>218200444
porn-fried brains

>>218200390
You're getting your rocks off to someone taking a driving lesson
Wind your neck in you freak

right well this thread isn't going to get any better so get a new one made so we can start fresh yeah

oh dear, neetmongs getting riled up
have a wank lads, that'll sort you out (probably)

So we're just being gay then, got it

>>218200510
>>218200510
>>218200510

>>218200454
No way porn fried that brain