Rorke's dream job edition
im gay
>UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer spoke to reporters a little earlier, saying he wants to see a "peaceful transition to democracy" in Venezuela.>“What’s happened here in Venezuela is obviously really important. We have long championed a peaceful transition to democracy, because the president was illegitimate," he says.>International law needs to be the "anchor" for the country's future, he says, adding "it's for the US to set out its justifications for the actions that it's takenHe's such a fucking twat.
Why'd they choose a photo of him smiling then
>>218200510mad how he looks a bit like one of them
Reckon I honestly wouldn't mind sucking on a willy if it's clean and STD-free. You know, for a laugh
Got a cold lads :/
JANUARY IS A GOOD TIME TO BE A NEET
Not sure we really have much input on what happens in South America as it isn't 1850
>>218200550You really held onto this post for the new? Were you expecting a bunch of (you)'s for this tripe?
why do we laugh at someone being hit with a frying pan the first time but not the second time, and why does it get funny again after 10 times?
Just went back from shampoo toil and me 'air looks so fucking bad. I fucking hate shampoo days.
>>218200550Mental how literally the entire country hates him, leftypol and rorke alike. Quite the achievement desu
>>218200550He's going to start a civil war he must be in jail
>>218200588actually there are a few commonwealth realms in the region who still have charles as monarch so we should keep a watchful eye over events
>>218200510smiling through the pain
hmm interesting
>>218200510Very harold-coded smile
>>218200668they had their chance and they pussied out
Sir Global Leader
>>218200575>not working at all until juneupgood
>Benin's poster ahead of their AFCON game against Egypt tonight ermmm that's not really on is it?
>>218200668>get the chance>say no>still mad retards
wish id get sacked from toil with a millions of pounds payout
>>218200689We voted with the promise of staying in the EU then Westminster dragged us out of that
>>218200668are native english allowed to decide their future?
hate baby boomers so much
>‘Fish disco’ fiasco: £700m nuclear plan would save one salmon every 12 yearsGet them dancing, Rorke
>>218200724nothing is promisedyou had your shot and pussed out
>>218200724pussies
>Alvin Hellerstein, a 92-year-old judge appointed by Bill Clinton, to preside over Maduro’s trial in New YorkZOG operation confirmed.
>>218200724This. I am in favour of the Scots staying but with circumstances changing so much they obviously deserve another referendum. Only reason they won't get one is because they would vote to leave in a landslide lol
>>218200724you've been done
>promise of staying in the EULiterally never happened though did it
having my regular 1500-1600 coffee a nice little pick me up before my final meal at 1700, my tea of ham a salad sandwich and broccoli cheddar soup
listen son I know you didn't mean it but you're fired ok bye
>>218200724if only leaving in the referendum was a guaranteed way to stay in the EU
>>218200817It wasn't. The EU refused to say whether Scotland would have automatic membership and if they had applied to join there was the threat of Spain and other countries with breakaway regions vetoing their accession.
McRorke leaving a union to immediately rejoin a bigger union
Me? I'll be voting NO at the next indyref because the English already pay for my free prescriptions, university education and NHS lmao
it's insane how dogshit battlefront 2 classic maps are. been playing kashyyk and you can just drive to the attacker's side and capture all their control points ending the game in minutes
>>218200914ok
>>218200753>make legally binding decision on dodgy grounds>die the next day of old age cause you're 92 fucking years old, thus avoiding any falloutyou have to respect the grindset of these glowies
pushing poo out of my arsehole into the toilet
>>218200914>drive to the attacker's side and capture all their control points ending the game in minutesis this a common russian strategy?
visiting my late mum todayShe's not dead shes just never on time!
Feeling a wee bit chilly
>>218200914um no honey old thing good
How come everyone wants to leave Britain these days except 'sheed and the mandem? All my old uni mates are slowly trickling off to Australia/NZ/Canada
>>218200550Everything he said was correct and reasonable thoughbeit
told someone in uni my mum died, he laughed and said "haha black nips" still don't understand it to this day
@grok strip Employed Woman naked and oil her up
>>218200989i personally want to leave because there's no fucking good jobs
Rorke thinks any Jew doing anything at all is "ZOG"
>>218200989Dunno mate it's a mystery
>her
Hey @grok remove sacked tranny's testicles
Yes Rorke, all the big pharma bosses just so happened to be Jewish
>>218200550I hate that fucking commie faggot but this is a reasonable take.
blud is called nancy
>>218200999haha black nips
>>218201028New Manchester United manager just dropped
>>218201046>Be gay paedo club>Hire Willy Noncy
>muh it was 12 heckin years ago>muh so much has le changedboriswave was about 4 or 5 years ago, and we all hate them, but we'll never get a referendum on kicking out all of the boat-fresh wogs will we
>>218201008bit gay
>>218201009plenty of good jobs if you're capable of a bit of graft
>>218201089not really for i am a man and she is a woman
Want to see the UK have a peaceful transition to democracy
we’re leaving the union get used to it faggot
Mental how easily I destroyed leftypol last thread lmao
>>218200989the sheeds foresee a future not too far off where them and theirs 'win' over the white man by becoming the dominant force in the country. Toward this unspoken end they act as a homogenous, unified front, hiring one another, voting for one another etc. They are confident that by keeping their heads down as best they can and getting on with their breeding they will eventually reach this point.Black folk don't have any such goals or aspirations as a group they just exist. Educated whites who can see the writing on the wall are looking for a way out. Difficult to say where the best place to go is, especially if you're not a billionaire with his own island / bunker.
>>218201111How? Not by referendum, clearlyYou going to mount an armed insurgency? Highly doubt it
is it safe to eat trifle that's been sitting in the fridge since christmas it doesn't smell too bad just a bit sour but that could be the cream and i can just scrape that off
Just had first shower in a weekFeels good to be clean boys
the girl behind the till in the cookware shop called me darling
machinegun the boats and deport the wogs
>>218201111dont care
bit bloody COLD outside
>>218201111honestly could not care less what cornwall does mate
going to make some beans on toast to heat me up during these cold, troubled times
>>218201160chilly up there is it?
>>218201160cold inside too aha got me wooly jumper on but might need a blanket too
>>218201180Coorr get a bit on cheese grated on that lad
>>218201160Need a dick up your arse I reckon
So what we thinking lads, who's the secret traitor then?
>>218200784Rorke insisting that he's persecuted because he doesn't have the right to murder Jews
>>218201240Reckon it's that barrister woman
>>218201202and lots of pepper
can i cum yet
Reading the Yanks complaining about how poor they are again
This will sound silly lads, but has any one got a dual monitor setup that includes one flat and one curved monitor? Just want to know if it's a good idea or not.
>>218201181getting colder too ffs >>218201182same, live in an old house with shite isolation and poor heating
>>218201275No not yet x
why are there african scammers in japanbit weird
>>218201286Seriously? You're wondering if that's a good idea? Are you a mong?
i bought an 83 cutlass for the weekend
>>218201344who makes all this shite?
>canada flagthats a skip
it's baffling to me how there are non-dykes in the world that don't suck cock, and worse, plenty of women suck cock out of obligation and they hate cum. like wtf. it's the best thing ever. I suck cock at least once a day and swallow every freaking time. thank god grindr exists
Get the small boat men in so we can complain about their antisemitic views while they rape English people
I've just seen something shocking
>>218200029she's not even fit but i still fancy her
If you could have world peace or live forever in the 90s, would you choose early 90s or late 90s?
What the history books don't show you
JUST LET THEM IN WE JUST HAVE TO LET THEM INWHY?WE JUST DONT KNOW, LET THEM INcaps lock it broken soz
>>218201286I do, got an ultra wide curved and a flat. It's fine
Sir Keir StaryuSir Keir Starmie
>>218201386erm 90s I suppose
>>218201314What's your problem?
>>218201282
if i gotta slap a pussy ass nigga i'm gonna make it look sexy
Hang on I've been told it's not da jooze but that sign literally says it is
>american flagthats a skip
>You really held onto this post for the new? Were you expecting a bunch of (you)'s for this tripe?I got 5 mate
>>218201286I have a curved one and can see how you could use a flat one next to itI think the bigger problem is if they're not the same monitor, the image will look too different
>>218201411Good post
umwonder why he is getting bullied
why did are nick call the US the great satan
any new racism tech for 2026?
>>218201442That's Real Britain
one of my aunts shagged some pakistani and i have a half pakistani cousinworst part is he looks more paki than whiteyfucked up
*sparks out venezula*israel needs that oil, bitch
couldn't find the cheese grater so had to break up the cheese into small blocks, turned out alright
>>218201494>cumnock
>>218201503hear they're switching Grok from horny mode to racist mode
>>218201480I use a big curved for games and a flat one for browsing/videos. They're otherwise feom the same series so the actual image is the same
>>218201494every single bullying sob story like this the so called 'victim' is actually a massive bully
For me, Britain is gormless Sudanese men in traditional attire scratching their arse waiting to deliver American slop to 3rd generation pakis who live a 10 minute walk away
"man" carrying knifejust a mana nebulous man floating in the ether with no backgroundjust a man
>>218201552Looks awful
>>218201552looks lovely x
>>218201368
>flicking through tv channels>some shitty quiz on itv>this is one of the contestants
Circa forty five minutes until toil is doneFor this day at least
>>218201602Scr
praising god every day all dayall the time every time
>>218201600Odd and unverifiable thing to allege
>>218201494>bullying is a bad thi-->>218201637
>>218201552You are a fucking disgrace.
>>218201494always the mums doing this isn't it?
>>218201552The brits are not beating the allegations with this one
>>218201671Doing what? Caring for children?
>>218201637this is confusing for pilots who are looking out for semaphore signals
>>218201656dont bully him this is precious. go swing your bedsheets go! >>218201637
>>218201633LOLmind if i save this and share it?
>>218201612Thanks lad, I enjoyed it x>>218201611>>218201657>>218201684Said I was going to make beans on toast, was asked to put cheese and pepper on, which I did. It's all above board as far as I'm concerned.
>>218201687>747 crashes through the terminal, killing 50
*turns up the thread heating*
>>218201705mind if i save your retarded ai shit?
you'll NEVER guess which woman objects to pretty blonde characters in film!
>>218201727damn... thread daddys pits are going to get all sweaty
>>218201671because they're unwilling to accept they've raised a brat bully child who is getting their comeuppance and its everyone elses fault instead
>>218201730
swear you lads love being outraged and finding things that bother you
>>218201729what kind of response is thisdid you think i was being serious
Rorke enlisting into the Revolutionary Bolivarian Army
>>218201685contact news agencies and doing 'campaigns' to change laws over some personal grievance
Rentboys cost HOW much?!
>>218201769>replying to non brit flags
>>218201719If someone told you to squat on top and drop a fat stinker on it, would you have done it? You can't say you just followed orders like a german in 45 trying to escape the gallows, you bear full responsibility for this crime against humanity
might get the Elsa vs Spiderman youtube videos on for some background ambience
>>218201748
>>218201494the mum could stop the bullying in an instant if she offered to give the bullies handjobs but no
took my little faggot dog out for a mince around the park
There are two genders.
Utterly convinced Britain will have a civil war this year
honestly look forward to seeing america invade greenland just for the sake of a big happening
>>218201761Nothing else to do really is there
>>218201769sorry i never know for sure on this website
>>218201815oh right, may we see your betting slip?
>>218201757dey dint earned dat doe
>>218201815civil unrest sure but i dont see a civil war on the horizon sadly
>>218201812yeah the one im attracted to and the one im not
>floss after every mealWhere the fuck do you cunts get the time for things like these?
>>218201815if queer starmer delays the elections perhapsistism.
currently stood around looking shifty in the Halfords car park
>>218201817does denmark have to defend it or can they just give it up?
>>218201839factually no one does this. Even the denstist who tells you they floss and brush after every meal doesn't do it.
ladsthere's a fella at work rightdoesn't give off any BENDER vibesbut he wears black nail varnishhe also has those weird spiky earingswhat's up with that? is it a music thing? I don't like it
>>218201486Thanks lad, I checked the archive and nobody has made that joke before either lol
wagwan borisremember that video haha
>>218201892>he wears black nail varnishcloset trannyif you ask him he'll say he 'just likes it' but he is lying
>>218201892does the pretty boy turn you on
>>218201912bossman is literally bald
>>218201853always thought Halfords was a UK-wide brand like a Kwik-Fit of sorts but it turns out you only get Halfords in Scotland. Englishers will never know the joy of walking into a Halfords and taking a deep inhale. Smells like if they distilled New Car Smell into a concentrated crack cocaine type substance then injected it into you.
>>218201920
>>218201920sign him up for HIGNFY!
>>218201915he's got alopecia so no
Queer StarmerPoonakLiz HussBoris JewsonDave CameroonTurdeater MayHordesof BrownTel Aviv Tony BlairWhy don't you mongs elect someone that isn't repulsive?
>>218201930weird bait
>>218201920we must await the outcome of the Boyle Babbison enquiry we do not wish to prejudice the enquiry
>>218201833@grok bikini now
>>218201917yeh that's why he's closet
>>218201930right well that's just not true is it
>>218201961check google maps, there are no halfords anywhere but scotland
Hope USA captured Greenland without a shot being fire and Trump throws himself a huge Roman triumph for expanding the US empire and he lives to be 120 and he gets richer every year and he's made president for life
If Trump cured cancer leftypol would tell you that cancer is good actually
Tis snowing where I live
>>218201967Imagine if the small boats carried Russian women, British men would meet them at the dock with a chubby
Big abandoned building outside my villiage
>>218202004yeah mate removing a countries leader because he wont sell you cheap oil is a lot like curing cancer
>>218202037Ok I will explore it!!!
right I've just checked on a Norwegian IP and now I'm being shown Halfords up and down the UK yet when I search on my home PC I am only shown Halfords in Scotland
>>218202029the woke wouldn't allow it
>>218202054>But I did eat breakfast this morning
hate lily allen
>>218201967why do all russian women have baby face
All 1300 were posts that I made in brit
>>218202067I got there first though
>>218202082pipe down or she'll have you aborted n all
No busNo bossNo trainNo rain
>>218202100
Iran next
>>218202054leftypol is outside the us embassy protesting to get maduro released against the wishes of the venezuelan people
>>218202100New Marvel series just dropped
got heating on x
>>218202054dictators good now?
>>218202145TURN IT OFF NOW
>>218202146>>218202073>>218202054>>218202004l swear to god you people are incapable of having a normal conversation.
memeulous has passed away
>>218202121Feels good don't it lad
>>218202145-5° through the night
>>218202167yeah dictators do be good now
first day back at toil and toilberg has me working late
Would be based if America invaded countries on behalf of America ALAS they are ZOGGED and the only beneficiaries are Israel and its minions
>>218202194mike from breaking bad dog
Peter Griffin meet Spiderman Family Guy Funny Compilation part 14
>>218202234dictators good now?
dumb lefty westerners trying to speak for oppressed venezuelanskinda funny
>>218202247always were
the fuckAccoridng to this the UK's median broadband download speed is 154 mbps Mine is 70 and I'm in inner london and paying a decent amount for it tooAm I getting ripped off lads? What are your download speeds?
Don't care about anything that happens in other countries sorry
you see the word dictator comes from ancient Rome when...*writes poo on your forehead while you were asleep*
Dan, I know you post here.
>>218202320aye?what's my 2nd name then
>>218201892Up thyne arse
>>218202303Prove you're Croatian.
>>218202282220Mbps for 21/mo
>>218202282how do you not have fibre in london this is on wifi think it's 600 or 900 if I plug in
>>218202351that's insaneI pay more than that for a third of the speedWhat's your ISP and where do you live? You've pissed me off something fierce.You aren't one of those Hyperoptic FREAKS are you?
>>218202282eh I think mine is about 70Mb/s down with Sky, pay like £29/month or it was close to that when I signed up, not sure what it is now. Could get better speeds for less money I'm sure but I'm not arsed. I'm willing to wait ~10 mins for a pirated film to download.
Zoomers disable auto capitalisation on their phones because they want to come across as nonchalant while texting tomes about trans and Palestinian rights
>>218202381ktim when I phonepost
>>218202282depends what you consider a decent amount1gb in my small town is about 35-40 a month, 70 isn't that much cheaper
>>218202234i am the Venezuelan now
>>218202381it's to not look autisticfor all the autistic fellas out there when you type with capitalisation and proper grammar in casual contexts you look autistic
>>218202350bit doxxable
>look up whats happenng in Venezuela now>the entire government of the dictator is still there and running things>they just captured to main guy because he talked too much shit >the people of Venezuela are 0% more free they just have the vice president in charge insteadum based
mad how trump and his inner circle pretty much /pol/ post all over twitter now
>>218202369Its onestream in the northYou've gotta get on the fibre trainMy price is good because I haggled though, they wanted 25/no for the same last year
that Starlink internet is meant to be very good I've heard. Costs like 90 pound a month though and you'd need one of the big dishes obv which signal you're a wank
I look autistic because I am autistic
>>218202467isn't the only appeal of that if you're in the middle of the congo or in antarcticaif you're anywhere near civilisation it's not worth it >>218202361I have just DISCOVERED that TalkTalk offer two packages - Fibre and Full FibreI erroneously assumed Fibre WAS full fibre. Shall be correcting that come September.
>>218202467its some US military shit too
>>218202381feeling rather called out
>>218202450And they're beloved while Queer Bummer is hated, trying to take away Brit's ability to post on 4chan and kill /brit/. Fat pansy yokum him.
>>218202435>Proper grammar is autisticDamn...
BAME outside revving his engine incessantly
Tommy Robinson is now saying he wants Trump to invade Britain and turn us into an American territory.A fucking yankoid aircraft carrier in Europe.This is also after his trip to Israel where he said Israel is the greatest nation and he'd die for Israel and spent time with Israeli Zionists who said Britain was evil.The freak is a traitor.
>>218202471I say stuff like this to myself all the time in my head like several times a day I'll say stuff like "I'm the most insane person to have ever lived" or even talk about myself in the third person e.g "he just went mental and died yeah he just became totally mental and died"
>Ofcom has made "urgent contact" with Elon Musk's company xAI following reports its AI tool Grok can be used to make "sexualised images of children" and undress women.looks like blocking 4chan will have to wait. they've got bigger fish to fry.
fucking hate talking to my cousins and/or aunts and uncles fuck them all
Might switch to Grok
>>218202510He got turned in prison. It was either accept their financial and security support or get raped to death by pakis
>>218202496>if you're anywhere near civilisation it's not worth it Kind of but there are plenty places in the UK where that applies. Rural areas and such.
>>218202510He's paid opposition. There is no English Defense League, no one is coming to save you this time.
Would unironically join the US if it meant citizenship, then I'd just move to a red state and be comfy
Grok tua, spit on that thang
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1767631211151062.mp4
>>218202590damn
>>218202566Which state would you like sir?
honestly being a direct vassal of america would probably be good for britain they'd probably do more to preserve our heritage than our own leaders
>>218202652Texas pls
Grey day in the city
>Want change Virgin Media package>Remember I'll have to speak to an Indian>Can't do it onlineFuck off
Arse-fucked gfberg last night then she wanked me off in the shower this morning but I'm still craving a peng BBC wank ffs
>>218202704
>>218202704Did you get her poo on your knob yeah?
I will never become gay. The intoxicating musk of a man's taint will never arouse me. The shaft of a man's penis will never look enticing to me. I will always be straight
>>218202667I'd for for anywhere that isn't on the west or east coast or illinois
>>218200550>International law needs to be the "anchor" for the country's future, he says, adding "it's for the US to set out its justifications for the actions that it's takenSo international law shouldn't be an anchor then
might become gay
>>218202728No, she's a very clean young woman
i think my own knob smells weird so other men's knobs must smell really weird
>>218202778Wait until you smell a fanny mate
>>218202667
>>218202590i must admit, the computer has made a bit of kinography there
>>218202778get a circumcision it will smell better and be easier to clean>>218202789yeah they always reek
>>218202755International law isn't exactly set in stone
>>218202704does she like having a willy in her arse?
>>218202827Alri queer
>>218202741>>218202778
I like men and cock and getting fucked
I stole 900k tendies for my fat fuck fake tan grandad but it's not a crime cause the law isn't set in stone
>>218202741What about futanari cocks?
>>218202918i wish i lived in Britain
When ready>>218202821>>218202821>>218202821
>>218202981Move to Boston. It's basically the same shit.
>>218202918complete opposite for me
>>218202994I want white twinks only
