Nirvana edition
A MULATTOAN ALBINOA MOSQUITOMY LIBIDO
But how
the scrandemic
mum found my omegaverse yaoi doujins I bought at last years anime con :(
>>218203012sun damage, alcohol, shitty diet and whoring
nth for the gyaldem
>Christmas decorations are traditionally taken down on Twelfth Night, which is January 5, or by Epiphany on January 6.better get it done then
A chad amongst the amerigolems
Jobless beaner neighbors must be awake. I can feel the walls shaking from their thunderous hippo feet
>>218202879wait you're right the picture does feature a Mulatto/albino!
>>218203012So concerned with staying natural but her teeth are obviously whitened?
nth for the gyarudem
>>218203048good night, happy new year
they pushed it back again its been 6 hoursare they trying to fucking kill ne
Reckon I'm the only Scottish poster on /brit/
Hewo anglos.
>>218203012Blue light from sitting in front of screens 24/7 prematurely ages zoomers
>Maurdo's VP sworn in as presidentwe did it lads, democracy is back in Venezuela
>>218203057apartments were a mistake
Insanely hot Asian chick at the gym
"It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die, than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience"-GAIVS IVLIVS CAESAR
>>218203082>>218203092kys mouse
>>218203038One of my housemates is insisting we keep it up till orthodox Christmas despite not being religious in the slightest and coming from a Catholic family
>>218203102Hey @grok. Remove the nonce from this post
>>218203072Decks out for 'dem weiii
>>218202821
>>218203103
Mad how the BBC twisted the actual news "Venezuela bombarded, 80 dead, President Maduro illegally kidnapped in act of US imperialist terrorism" into benign passive cocksucking shit like "Maduro peacefully lands in America after successful American special operation, Venezuelans celebrate"
>>218203079thought you were getting a taxi
think the reason i can't find asians attractive is their weird short legs and long torsos
>>218203098oh my goodness is that.........DELCY RODRIGUEZ???*shaking in my boots*
>>218203113
poonezuela
>>218203082Willy noncey ahh poster
literally kidnapping the president of a country is quite made desu when u think sbout it
>>218203156The reason I find Asians attraction is because of their small hairless bodies
>>218202994you are correct it is the same SHITE
>>218203195*sounds the UM alarm*
>>218203195
Imagine if China kidnapped the Taiwanese president. Imagine the western response.That difference in response should show you the double standard, the depth of pro-US, pro-Trump propaganda in our media and amongst our politicians.
>>218203012exposure to sun without SPF protectionbad diet from junk food and alchohol
>>218203079You've been absolutely done lmao can't wait for the lazy African to turn up just to tow you away
>>218203240What would Starmers opinion on this be?
>>218203240trump should kindap and execute king charles like in that cromwell movie, make uk a republic
SCOTTISH PRIDE WORLDWIDE
Get your motherfucking boats out of the water motherfuckerthis is my fucking ocean
so it seems obvious that trump told Maduro's VP 'give us oil and stop boycotting Israel and I'll let you be in charge'.
>>218203072nae binbybuns tonighthe can't be bothered
There's a man in India rubbing cow poo on his body right now. Mental.
hoping this twink lets me do him one, will be right miffed if he wants to do me one,
>Never petrolled oily 18yo vampire holes full of milk beforeIs this zoomer speak or something? wtf is she saying
Everyone fucking knows he's a paedophile. Everyone knows he's in the files. I don't even need to say who.
>>218203316pumped
cant believe hes gone
>>218203377There's lots a brown men in sportswear in the UK no idea what your post is supposed to mean mate
>>218203377>Arranging by type Should have been sacked sooner
>>218203316why her body so oblong
the assistant manager of Venezuela will be the interim head coach
>>218203377It's not right
>>218203363
I suffered more in 1 day than most people do in 1 year
I would divorce my wife of 10 years for one night with Chase Infiniti (or a mutt of similar quality)
>>218203454alri jesus christ on good friday
>>218203454Ktim
>>218203454yeah?
>>218203467>Chase Infiniti Sounds like an AI powered banking app
For me it's the Chase VixenNot really into big girls but I fancy her quite a bit haha
>>218203467>Chase Infinitione of the more esoteric bradleyposts is it
just drank some water
I wish to be in a 24/7 femdom relationship with Zarah Sultana
>woman likes me on hinge>I match and send a message>they don't respondGetting really bored of this little routine
>>218203532why lie on an anonymous forum
hearing rumours that man u have sacked amorim
>>218203575>>>/sp/
>>218203566you’re the backup option
teriyaki tofu and broccoli for tea
do you still get those cheeky glass jars with gu pots or have they been replaced with woke nonsense?
teriyaki toilfu
>>218203618shall you be pressing your tofublatt and dusting it in cornflour?
Remember in like year 7 / year 8 everyone would rate the other class mates attractiveness on their Facebook (this was back in like 2011)Anyway all the girls would give the lads 8/10 or 9/10 except for me who they gave a 6/10 or 5/10.Ruined my confidence for life.
>>218203649i'll give it a little press but i'm not going mental life is too shorti'll be air frying them in sesame seeds
end of my willy hurts :(
>>218203621no they have the jars still i have a couple kicking around for sour cream and the like
poo
>>218203666>Remember in like year 7 / year 8>(this was back in like 2011)folc
>>218203575Get back in the holder slowpoke
got the ramenstein on
>>218203316pumped creamy 18yo ____ holes full of cum beforethe vampire is the only one i cant wrap my head around
>>218203666brutalit's over
Imagine getting pissed on by a fit woman...
>>218203048>Height: 190 cm
>>218203666>I am a sad lonely FAGGOT, here's some embarrasing information about me PLEASE DONT BULLY ME WITH IT
>Deaths ‘to outnumber births’ from now on - The Telegraphand Rorke thinks ultra-capitalist Reform will do ANYTHING about immigration lol. They'll just be like the Tories and increase it year on year because line must go up
Feeling lowkirkingly peak rn
got a new cooker coming next week
>>218203727Reform will just implement fascism and make us a glorified military base for US/Israeli training
it's actually basically literally freezing
scoop muck and dizzy and rolly toolofty and wendy join the crew
Lads I'm thoroughly unc'ed
BOB THE BUILDER CAN WE FIX IT?BOB THE BUILDER YES WE CAN!
Why tryYou’re only gonna dieWhy tryYou only die anyway!
>>218203727Right that's me voting Green then
>>218203742for me it’s the airfriar
black bird who came in the shop today have a nice scent on
>>218203727everyone here knows this, very rare to see anyone here be hopeful about reformI know because I have a copy pasta I've been waiting to post for days and no one has made any positive remarks about reform
RBRS up 37.5% since March
>>218203696Im so sorry you have to eat that, polish broDon’t they have any good food in your cunt?
>>218203666myspace for me>everyone doing those "best thing I like about you, would I go out with you, whats our friendship level" questionnaire things and realising nobody actually liked me
>>218203377Look who we are getting though
corr the latvian camgirl is on that's the wank well and truly sorted
>>218203727bomb major cities with pheromones
>>218203727>Don't have kids unless you can't afford them>"ok">NONONONONONO
This nibba goes around sniffing small avian creatures lmao
>>218203808Just don’t voteThe more that don’t takes away the credibility of the system
>>218203615You have to actually lead the person on a bit for them to be the backup option
>>218203837 that’s good ramen
THE USA JUST INVADED BRITAIN AND KIDNAPPED KEIR STARMER FOR 'BEING TOO CRINGE'
>If you want change you should literally do nothing
>>218203881truth nuke
I wanna be really fucking violent ladsHow do I and get away with it
Fallen in love with a 46 divorced woman at toil
>Staff party tonight>It's cold>I'm tired>Got nothing nice to wear >Don't want to goWat do?
>>218203925Are you an asylum seeker
>>218203937all 46 of them?
>>218203945don't gonext question?
>>218203945what a terrible time to have a staff party
>>218203945staff party the first monday back after christmaswhat the fudge
>>218203908not really she’s gonna message back if chad doesn’t reply
>>218203910It looks like it’s for poor peopleYou’re not poor, are you?
>>218203962I know :(>>218203961But there's a small chance one of my co-workers will get drunk and give me a blowjob
>My wife of 10 years
>>218203925tie me up
>>218203945have you not just had a christmas partywhere do you work, the party factoryhaha
Country's gone soft it's ridiculous
Bro's having an Orthodox Christmas party lmao
>>218203974I work in a restaurant
>>218203990can't stand white women
Mental how the elections this may are just for the soft cunt parts of England.The rest of us, the hard cunts, we don't get no fucking vote.
Are my posts visible? Can you see this?
what does starmer have to say about the amorim sacking?
>>218203990looks a bit young to be his wife no?
>>218203947No I’m an English schizo
>>218204004ah that explains everythingNOT
>>218203998That's their advice for bloody everything
>>218203981:(
>>218203012 just awful diets and literal poisons they are rubbing on their skin and injecting into themselves when they are still teenagerszoomers are retards especially the women
>>218203991are you a girl x
>>218204021Sorry can't help you then
>>218204024Christmas is busy as fuck for restaurants you silly billy. They either have it early November or January, that's the same everywhere
partially shaved the hair on my arse for a better wiping experience now i am just awaiting the first poo to test it out
>>218203990imagine the autopsy once blud snaps
>>218203998close the pubsget everyone masked up
>>218203079RAC always does this AA too lol look how big they make the cancel button utter cunts
covered the outside tap
ANY GOOD GOYS IN HERE?
>>218204091alri dad
>>218203881it's the opposite, not voting reinforces the systemlow turnout consistently favours more conservative/status quo parties, who are the least likely to introduce electoral reform
> Deaths to exceed births in ‘turning-point year’ for UK population IT'S OVER
first Andy's Man Club of the year cant wait to hear how shit everyones xmas was
>>218204117WELL DONE KIER
new maccers burgers on the menu today de lads
Can't believe Tears for Fears used an AI slop generated image for their latest album cover...
>>218204117that covid jab is kicking in
>>218204047yes (with a willy)
best pomade?
>>218204117quick more pakis! more indians!
pako family next door argue at home all day instead of workingthe woman is also a complete nutter and starts the arguments every time, and when she's not doing that she wails hysterically at random points of the day
>>218204129Our local one was in the news because the one who runs ours called someone a poof after his wife left him and he cried lmao
>>218204129>Andy's Man ClubAre women allowed? X
Surely Cuba is the next logical target for ZOGmerica.Will be interesting to see if they fight.
Really don't see why we constantly need more people, too many people already
>>218204172she just needs a good shagging
>>218204028Ah I feel bad nowI was only playing it looks very nutritious
>>218203263That was real? I saw that movie I thought it was bullshit.
3d printing a second cock using my first cock
What the fuck is Andy's Man Club is it a sex thing
>>218204195boomers simply MUST keep getting their triple lock pension and rental income
If you're buying duck legs/breasts separately instead of just buying a full duck you're a stupid fucking goyIt's really that simple
>>218204195pensions are based on a pyramid scheme
>>218204168We can only hope we get them in quickly enough
>>218204220men talking about their problems
>>218204224Hmm I fancy buying some duck breast now
>>218204149didn't know they were still making music
>>218203666i got rated 7/10 by women on /soc/ before yet I've never had sex without paying
>>218204220It's where men who can't control their emotions go to have a whinge like a woman but they try sell it as blokeish common sense
If my arse hole itches is it inappropriate to ask the gfberg to scratch it for me? Or do women like that kind of stuff?
>>218204263well why didn't you shag the women on /soc/
Hey lads,I'm new to posting here - been lurking a while now, watched the last 4 'editions' haha you lot are proper funny. Not like the other forums this! What's that rorke like eh? Right cockwomble he is! Still trying to work out who leftypol and spaino are though haha.Not a fan of the racism though boys I thought we were above that, not on really is it.Anyway I thought I'd best stick my head out and introduce myself - I'm Gaz, I'm from Leeds and support Leeds United. I love my wife and my two gorgeous girls they mean the world to me. I've been a sparky since leaving school and I'm big into house music.Give us a shout if you lot fancy some banter.-Gaz
>>218204154ew no thanks
get his fucking rags off
>>218204292ahaha great stuff
Can't imagine anything more grim than putting that much effort into a post like that jeezo
>>218204292alri gaz, look at this waheeeeeeeeeey
Imagine being the politician that has to tell people that "pensions are over because we have to preserve the national character of our people". Just not gonna happen is it.
think I'm developing an eating disorderbeen really concerned about my calorie intake as of late and even though I'm hungry and want to eat I'm at 500 calories today and I feel guilty for wanting to eat morethis needs knocking on the head
>>218204263>women on /soc/
The Amerigolems are too powerful
It is on, it fucking is
>>218204263The women in question.
>>218204330what about "we're going to kill all the old people so we have beaucoup bucks for public works, infrastructure and housing"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhxXQCI-UNQ
>>218204224how are you supposed to get them off the duck without fucking it up?
>>218204360>>218204340They posted pics of themselves when they rated me, some were cute
How does /soc/ even work, like do you put your email on thereWhat's to stop people sending you bad stuffI'm scared of it x
>>218204330Only government employees receive pensions in America, everyone else is expected to work themselves into the grave or go homeless.
>>218204103*goes to my 9-5 job**renews Netflix subscription**renews Amazon prime subscription**runs to McDonalds**pays credit card bill with interest**pays landlordberg $5000 rent* *makes funny post on Facebook*
>>218204330Starmer would thrive if he could be the one to tell old people they're no longer entitled to a pension
it pie night
posted my willy on a cock rate thread on soc and people accused it of being an altered image they thought it was so thin
>>218204103Shalom
>>218204402Alri Zeidy
>go out>contact lens dries up>struggle to focus >vision gets dry and blurryFuck>>218204399
respect
>>218204385The girls of /soc/ once rated a picture of me as a 7 out of 10.
>>218203240>A literal who country is the same as the country propping up the entire us economy
haven't seen pinto beans in the supermarket for ages
me? playing marvel rivals while listening to the smiths
>>218204419Didn't mean to quote
>>218204422ffswhy are aussies like this
>>218204446shit game shit band
>>218204429>A literal who countryYou mean the country that produces semiconductors or the one with the world's largest oil supply?
>>218204446>playing hero shooters in big 26Lad
>>218204399Chicago deep dish it
it's still new year new me
>>218204461shit post
i was looking for a poo and then i found a poo
>>218204378woke won't allow this
for me it's women in latex
>>218203240When Trump was president the first time, we were warned that it was an ominous sign of the rise of far right extremism that would spread throughout Europe. Now that he's doing the bidding of the jews, he's completely reasonable, and we support him!
>>218204385post your discord + arse picget photos of mens big willardssimple as
>>218204379she sounds like a bad mum
>>218204380No harder than carving a chickenYou can carve a chicken can't you?
Absolutely fucking fed up with gfberg and her fucking time keeping. Always asking for a lift and when I show up I'm waiting 15minutes + just for her to get in the car
>>218204437oh they're there 100%
>>218204422Mad how cucked they are
>>218204500>he's completely reasonableliterally no one has ever said this about Trump
the chinese tiger
alri
been over a year since I ate meat now
married with a baby on the way but dear lord am I tempted to bed some teen slags whilst I still can
>>218204552good lad
>>218204514Top. G.
>>218204482>calling a pizza a pie
>>218204511ok but you get to stick willy in wet hole so quit complaining
>>218204546ah yes choosing 2 slightly different shades of red for your graph
>been over a year since I ate meat now>good lad
>>218204552discounting all the cock you're gobbling, of course
kept to myself ever since a girl at uni told me her previously partner had an 8.5 incher
>>218204501>get photos of mens big willardsThinking about this
>been over a year since I ate meat now
got 4 burgers in the ayre friar
>>218204536they only have big packs of dry ones that take an hour to cook I want tinned ones but nowhere does them anymore
>>218204542They aren't alluding to him being a devout Nazi anymore.
>>218204547don't know if I trust that doggo reallylooks like he could turn aggressive a bit on a dime
Who wants to watch me eat a banana?
>>218204603starmer's britain
>>218204591gee that's a big pussygee that's a big pussy
>>218204592yeah?
>>218204597Need him bummed asap
>>218204609
>>218203393
>>218204609have a sudden craving for milk
Sir Ruben Amorim, the First of His Name.
ladscheck out >>>/d/
anyone watching corriedale tonight?
too late i've eaten it now
>>218204591mad how that is literally double the size of mine that doesn't seem right. you don't get people twice the height of you how can someone's penis be twice as long
>>218204591was he a you know what?
too early to start cooking?
set up bloodborne on pc with unlocked fpsphwoar
Have fun wanking but cumming just isnt good enough desu. Its over in a few second and then I'm left a stinky mess.
>>218204637Yeah
>>218204552they turned you into an indian? grim
>>218204649>Jack Daniels >American football >Chudjak FOY
wanted to ask that lad who bradleys random photos what it does to actual bradleys, assuming it's an Al
>>218204675How come that 60 year-old woman is pregnant then
>>218204720mlord
>>218204497>no dominatrix gfit isnt fair lads
>>218204702have you ever tried ruining your orgasm and going again or post orgasm torture?
>>218204720>>218204737grim hope that isn't me
*i try to give an answer on university challenge but it can't be heard over the sound of every woman in the audience crying and being sick when the camera zooms in on my face. i am disqualified and points go to the other team*
/d/ fell off
>>218204734um shes 50 rorke
no one says just fuck my shit up any more
>>218204682mad but they exist. some go past 11 inches>>218204689nah he was white. she wasn't that degenerate
>>218204738it really isn't
>>218204717it'd be like bradley squared. not sure the world is ready for that much concentrated bradley
>>218204770things have gone from bad to worse
back from toil lads. time for some food then gym then back for a bath then bed
>>218204762Gay Mong, University of Life
>>218204744no that sounds awful
>>218204609Sauce?
>>218204786would love her to kick me in the plums in those until i went infertile and started pissing blood
>>218204720Paid for 4chan for 10 years award
>>218204682penis size is actually very tightly focused around the mean and doesnt vary much. you're near the bottom of the bell curve and he's near the top>you don't get people twice the height of youyou get 4.5ft tall people and 7ft tall people which is almost the same
might honestly end my life over the fact my willard only reaches 6.5 inches on a ruler
>>218204609>>218204509>>218204497>>218204786Would shag them all.
>>218204591shit test.she lied to check if ur a bitch boy or not. guess the result
new soon. new thread new me
>>218204803this but on the tor browser for 7 hours
who fancies a new thread? >>218200510>>218200510
every single post on this dogshit board is about sex in some wayneed them out of business asap
does jelqing actually work?what about for girth?
women do not know how big inches are
>>218204715The point made by the image is cross-cultural
the sweet fruit of death and destruction
what’s your girth though
>>218204862here's some advice. don't fuck with your dick. don't be pulling and stretching it out and shit. just accept what you got
>>218204863nobody really knows. one minute its the size of your wrist to your finger, next it your forearm then your little finger
>>218204828haha not for me thanks x
>>218204897>>218204897>>218204897
willy talk is it, gay boys
>>218204851think you're funny kid?
>>218204844so you're just assuming she's lying?
>>218204944bitches lie 99% of the time
>>218204482Corr
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