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the mutts are going absolutely mental on /pol/ they've reached new levels of larp they all think they're supermen and they're country larping like some super villain UR NEXT DOOD BE CAREFUL OUT THERE BRODY GAWD EMPEROR TRUMP GONNA GET YOU SO BVASED FOURTH REICH!!!
You lads getting up to anything interesting tonight then?
>>218204862faustian>>218204889slave mentality
First pub quiz of the year let's fucking go
woah latex very edgy stuff. i bet you like big boob as well you're very underground
Fuck's sake lads I've just been pwned
>A 2023 retrospective study involving 55,761 males found that the average erect penis length increased from 4.8 inches in 1942 to roughly 6 inches in 2023I was born in the wrong generation
>>218204921no
You still have sixth former mentality. You're nearly THIRTY!
>>218204916it's like the American version of AzovWigNats thinking they're the SS when they're fighting for jews
Italian and Croatian are posting from the paedophile website again
my penis is 9 inches longquite girthy too but I don't really know how to measure girth
Watching a video of a black girl saying her dad has played street fighter games for 33 years and only picked Ryu
Telling a girl my penis is 7 inches when it's actually 6.5.
>>218204952Why not?
length: 6.8 inchesgirth: 5 inches
>>218204916i thought they had gone completely against trump
>>218204897shes so lovelyshes so lovelyshes so loveleeeh
stop trying to make klenk happen
ah yes, the good posts that were being saved for the new thread
Leftover Chinese it is then
pov: us marine tries to kidnap the prime minister of japan and comes face to face with the pm's security
My penis is a footThe surgeon, turns out, didn't have a medical license.
Every thread was full of desu spam and if you didnt like a thread you would post sage which didnt do anything at all, then we put noko in the options field which was the style at the time
Rorke listening to the GTA4 theme whilst lacing up his steel toe cap boots heading to Tesco
>>218204973seriously?ever put it inside a woman?
We are now in 1939 again. Only this time Euros are too cucked and weak to do anything about the new Hitler.
Haven't wanked since Friday. Feel like I should wank today.
finished watching Neon Genesis Evangelionwhat did I think of it?
>>2182050514 in my entire 26 years
>>218205056don't watch porn though that's no good
>>218204978extremely based tbf
Haven't wanked for 2 weeks. Feels refreshing.
>>218205055woah there tolstoy i didnt come here to read a novel
actually quite like tiktok its nice to see people instantly being told their a cunt or a slag
>>218205049is both the best gta and theme tbfleast wankable though
>>218205055so many words
>>218205069FONT!!!
Once had a girl tell me (after snogging the face off each other in her flat) that she had slept with over 30 men. Can't tell you how off-putting I found that. Didn't end up shagging her. She accused me of having erectile dysfunction, I laughed then left. Had to wait in the freezing fucking cold for my first train back home. Coincidentally before we started sucking the face off each other she asked if I wanted to watch a movie. I suggested Armageddon. She said that was "too heavy" so she put on wild hogs instead. I am so fucking pathetic
what if america just takes the whole of laitn america, then Greenland, then Britain
>>218204973pic then
grandmastein is calling but don’t really feel like talking to her
>>218205102um! xx
>>218205077>>218205086Rightoids are incapable of reading whole sentences, especially when it disagrees with their worldview.Imagine being proud of being fucking retarded.
>>218205073Kept thinking of a girl I was kissing in uni and fantasising about shagging her. Probably just as unhealthy, mind.
>>218205092probably would have came in my pants knowing my partners body could was that high ngl
>>218205069>4 times he actually pleased a woman in bed at 26yoi kneel
>>218205079
asked the spergs on the president trump general on /pol/ what crime Maduro committed on American soil and not a single person could answer
>>218205120not worming your way out with an umfully erect pic please
>>218205125Not our fault you don't understand how to convey a message through memetics because you lack charisma and charm
>>218205135Its slightly more healthy than porn thoughbeit
If my arse hole itches is it inappropriate to ask the gfberg to scratch it for me? Or do women like that kind of stuff?
I wanna have a kid and play video games with them and force all my nerd shit onto them I can see why parents do it now
>>218205173i'm not posting a picture of my willard here that's literally mental illness
>>218205150>the president trump general on /pol/literally all bots and paid shills now. Impossible to get much conversation there
Yeah Rorke, what if Trump removes Starmer and annexes the UK and gives you citizenship and a blonde Midwestern gf? What then eh?
>>218205201how do women react when they see it
>>218205177>It's your fault I'm retarded!I accept your concession
>>218205201just trace around it and post a pic of the drawing
>>218205206I would say the situation for you (brown paki woman from camden) looks very grim indeed
>>218205197Tried this with my nephews but they accused me of being a paedo (untrue) and now brother in lawberg says he'll batter me if he ever sees me again
Reckon watching some normal porn is probably healthier than imagining I'm still with my exgf and for some convoluted reason I'm allowed to shag one of her friends
JUNO OVERWATCH 2 I GOON FOR THEE
>>218205233What game?
september 2009, my first week of secondary school.was in the canteen getting some food for lunch. didn't know anyone yet. once I had my food I walked towards the exit as I wanted to eat outside.a big group of girls in my year were at the exit. one of them looked at me and went "UGH, who are YOU?" while making a face, but I just kept walking.I was 11 years old, it was over 16 years ago, mad how your brain remembers stuff like that but then I go and forget what I did last week.need my hippocampus out of business
>>218205197I wish my dad and older cousins never got me into videogames. That was not the source of my virgin freak loser status, but it certainly didn't help.
>>218205219I urge you to continue calling people retarded for not listening to your mentally ill worldview
>>218205260hate women so much
>>218205243I've trained my brain/cock to stop wanking to girls l've know and replace them with their nearest pornstar equivalent
>>218205212it really depends, some are a bit put off by it, my ex was a lesbian before we got together and she said it was too big
>>218205266Sports or music would probably be better but I don't know any of that
>left stream sales till last day>was busy af and just sat down at my computer FML
What happens if a lass starts her monthly bleeding from her fannoid during sexual intercourse?Think I'd vomit if I got some fleshy clot thing on my knob end
>>218205254maelle from e33 for me
>>218205260once I'm dead all these memories will be gone thank science
>september 2009, my first week of secondary school.
>>218205260Why are German children so cruel
>first day at secondary school>2009lil zoomer moment
*enters the thread and does this*
>>218205270Opposing Hitler isn't being mentally ill rorke. Grow up.
>>218205266parents gave me a pc with unlimited unfiltered internet access in my bedroom when i was 12didnt get addicted to games but turned into a coomer FREAK
>>218204921sitting in my car with my blanket
doing a sad
>>218205329*literally rapes your arse*
>>218204921off to Andy's Man Club soon, on 7-9pm every monday around the country
My arse is astonishing
Bro opposing people that died 80 years lol, might oppose Tutankhamen lmao
>>218205391what do you do there
remember when i lied to a fit girl at uni about having a big willard in spoons she sent me follow request on that very evening
Women love men's hairy stinky sweaty bums
>>218205321this was in the UK mate>>2182053232009 was 17 years ago mate, I'm already way too old to be on 4chan. need to take a long look at yourself unc
>>218205383be happy
Britain would literally be the poorest US state lol
>>218205341I played my first videogame at 2 and experienced the internet when I was 8. It was over before it even began.
oo it's grim this bit of the year lads. making dinner now but then i am off to bed sharpish. no point remaining awake beyond the bare minimum til feb at the earliest.
>>218205426Talk about whats going on in our live. l mostly listen though its helpful for my perspective to see how bad some blokes have it
dont think that meats defrosted so it's chicago town and chips for tea
praise allah, thank you for maltesers
>>218205417LOL rorke destroying leftypol AGAIN and in so few wordshow does he do it?
>>218205461If you're not a povvo scum your microwave should have a defrost function
>>218204921could really use to go to tesco but im poorly and there is snow out there
>>218205443Can't beleive people still beleive this
>>218205443if we joined the usa we would have a massive boost in trade with the usa and get the benifits of the us dollar
>>218205461based chicago town enjoyer
>>218205443London alone has a bigger economy than most southern states.
been looking at anime porn since i was 13 never did me any harm
>>218205437corrrrr
>>218205501Why should I care? What can I do about it?
>>218205308it's not that heavy when it first starts and not everyone gets thick clots like that
>never did me any harm
>>218205490get abdul on his ebike to bring you stuff
>>218205511grow up mate
>If we joined the USA we would have a massive trade boost with ourselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMLfdvpU_CUcorr
>2009 was 17 years agoNo it wasn't
>>218205443Thing is London and South East / South Coast is as rich as any wealthy city in the US.The problem is the UK is massively centralised in terms of wealth and power. The East Midlands, Northern England, Welsh Valleys, Glasgow all make Mississippi look like a paradise of luxury.
>>218205383it's okay to be sad xx
ah yes free movement with millions of african americans thats what we need
>>218205489ahhhhhhh that might be a good callthank you @grok
I'm just a Sensitive Young Man enduring in a cold, uncaring world
We seriously got British patriots saying the US should annex us lmao
>>218205589ktim
>>218205493In Britain wealthy retirees live in places like that
>oil price not moving a millimetersay it with me... petro yuan
>>218205595>British patriotsYou mean Israeli controlled grifters
>>218205493???
>>218205559crazy frog hahacockmogs me, of course
>>218205612literally jaywick and nowhere else.
>>218205589Alri Morrissey
>>218205595>British patriotsNot even a real country is it Rorke, we're all just immigrants from somewhere
>>218205493>individual home>plot of land>surrounded by greenery>large cars>freedom of speech>right to bear arms>honest men of protestant faithngl lad it seems much more based than a moss side terrace. lol.
>>218205493looks comfy tbqh
>>218205636Come to Ilkeston mate you'd get raped and shanked in 10 minutes
Genuinely frightening knowing that we're going to have a civil war in the next year or so
>>218205572Leftypol joining Truth Social and begging Trump to do it
might start saying I'm divorced 30 year old man but I don't want to talk about itgives you a cool backstory
>>218205636that's Orpington, there are places like that all over
>>218205511This but 15
right well that’s the honkyslop ordered isn’t it. thoughts?
"Patriot" Timmy ten names (Stephan Yaxley-Lennon) is begging the US to invade and bomb Britain
just had a nap x
Mental how yanks use planes like we use buses
No busNo bossNo train No rain
>>218205671frightening? i'm fucking ecstatic
>>218205651Mate you are looking at poverty levels in that shit hole 100x worse than anything anybody in Manchester goes through
Mississippi is the size of England but has just 4% of the population
sorry rorke, diversity IS a strength
>>218205671nothing ever happens
>>218205501I approve of all of this
abla
A divorced man is a man who cannot please women sexually
>>218205671i don't mind, summat to do
The Indians have taken over TexasThe Muslims have taken over New YorkThe Somalians have taken over Minnesota
Visit Mold!
>>218205776Very grim
2016 Leftypol threatening to move to Canada if Trump won despite living in Barnet
oh it’s another… fish and chips video from gary eats… brilliant stuff
I think I would rather live in a trailer park and have a little yard outside
Listening to PANTERA. Feeling blackpilled & FURIOUS. DO NOT stand in my fucking way.
cold today man
time for a zoot
>>218205829*rubs your chubby cheeks* arrr fat lil baby
>>218205814Everybody on that street has a higher wage and standard of living over literal rednecks. Cope on
the last war
>>218205840grow up
>>218205787the wall of soy
>medium is too big around the stomach area>small is tight on the armsClothes never fit me
BBC are literally banning their employees from calling it a kidnapping THE BBC IS A CAPTURED PROPAGANDA MACHINE
>>218205858source?
>>218205829*blocks your path*
>>218205814Everybody on that street can walk to their local pub or shop
>>218205814LOL it’s just like Corrie LOL
my life is so ruined i feel sick to my stomach thinking about it
Why do yanks post in /brit/?
it's awfully cold
>>218205900he's not a kid
>>218205883clothes are sized for bowling balls unfortunatelyif you are not The Average Man you just have to accept a bit of a shit fit or get them tailored
>>218205948Forgive yourself, fren. You only did what you knew to do
>You can't heckin' larp because... uh... you just can't ok!?!?!Oh just let the man dress up
me? solid 5 inches
>>218205950omgg
I am never going to smile at a stranger again. 95% of the time, I don't get a smile back. Everyone is so fucking rude these days. I'm not gonna be nice anymore. Fuck all you grumpy mfers.
>>218205978he just wanted people to like him and think he was cool
>>218205919rorke's da
For me it's posting about how Yanks suffer from my hometown
>>218205975thanks
>>218205959It's shit, I go to the gym so I'm slim with an athletic build but fucking nothing fits because everything is made for the average bloke with a huge gut. I'm 6 foot too and often have to buy small hoodies because I don't have a belly.
>>21820590085 iq runts love things like thisthey long to be propagandised to
>>218205900and they literally misrepresented trumps words to make it seem like he incited a riot
>>218205907
>>218206016looks like a nicer version of mine
Mums kicked me out the house because I complained about being made sleep outside after he boyfriend took my bedroom
>>218205950is this ai
>>218205950cute but i was hoping for a cheekier ending, like where is the frog sex
had my tea
>>218205307Dont worry mate they have loads of sales. Or just use cdkeys (now loaded.com) got rogue trader for £6.50
hmm
>>218205981it's ova
they won lads. i'm dead.
catwoman
Already gave my response to that tweet when it was posted four hours ago
>>218206097Oh noes!
>>218206071They had a bloody vote>Noooooo we need another, and another, and yet another more until we get the RIGHT result
>>218206071But Scotland decided it's future when EU migrants and English colonists were allowed to vote in a Scottish referendum
mad how there's literal slum housing in the US
>>218206089not like i’m using it x
>>218205646Not me x
LIVERPOOL
>>218206117made me realize foreigners were allowed to vote in their futureour country is fucked
>>218205787Ive been there thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkOGeuh9jnAfor me it's girl shoegaze
Any black bastards about
>>218206190liam, let it go
>>218206125Nicer than most new builds
>>218206125Looks like the north mate
You're from the Sainsbury's, aren't you?
>>218206125i dont think you've seen a slum in your lifeits the metal fencing that makes it look worse
>>218206183This song killed me and then brought me back to life, I'm absolutely in love with your music!!!
MERRY CRHIST this post brought to you by LAYTE GANG
>>218206278thanks mate
Mad how Miami actually looks like this
>>218205950Could be us
Mad how Birmingham actually looks like this
>>218206277No I haven't because I'm not poor LOL
Lunch Utterly utterly peng
>>218206376Poor of spirit perhaps.Poor of dick size even.
>>218206372The Six been at it again
Fun fact. In the 1920-40 it used to be 8 workers to 1 retiree.Now it is predicted by 2040-2050 it will go down to 2 workers to one retiree. Some even think it will become equal. That right there is a society collapse.
There will be civil war when Starmer drags us back into the EU
The government of Iran has collapsed. You are welcome.
>>218206406would pay her 100 quid to make fun of my willard
>>218206406she must be cold
Mulligatawny soup for teaOkaeri, Papa volume 5hot choccy for aftersoh yes it's gorgeous it's a gorgeous night
>>218206425child labour laws have done us in
>zero (0) supercharged V8s for sale new in sir queer sharter's yookayGame's gone
>>218206372IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE CURRY RORKE
what the FUCK is going on
>>218206460looks lik a nice placeshame about the piggy
>>218206460Corr love Victoria Street
a watched arse never farts
>>218206460fat sow
was feeling nostalgic for fable and was gonna get it off the steam sale but i forgot so now I'll just pirate it
>>218206476Just get a mustang m8
>>218206476Buy a Corvette.
>>218206476>oooohh get an EV oooooohShan't
>>218206406She should have spent the taxpayers' Ps on a BBL instead of the M4 desu
>>218206502a poo in the hand is worth two in the bum
>>218206057Degenerate
>>218206460me on the right in the sleeveless shirt
>>218206460red hood ate the wolf
>>218206355they probably both never recovered from their injuries
right well that's a woman showing off her fanny and tits
Slop Bell """"""value box"""""" is $19 jfc.Nothing ever happens except the economy falling apart and subverting hyperinflation by a fucking thread.
>>218206414well that's me done then
>>218206510fucking sex that
just got a deadline extended to next weekthank fucknow i can buy some more femdom shit
Corriedale tonight
>>218206510mad how a girl this pretty will never ever want meone life, and i got to be a useless ugly freak
need snuggle
>>218206460despise the dogshit tarmac job the council does on lovely brick roads
Why is the left so weak against the right?
>>218206562I'm spending about £2.50 a day on energy, no idea what that cunt is doing, putting the heating at 27C?
>>2182065108 inches bare minimum for thatno questions whatsoever
Jewish women
>>218206602*loses a world war against communists*
>>218206613Her fanny looks tight thougheverbeit
Right well that's frankly quite a lovely fanwa
>hey anon we are doing a vid and you're invited!>Jorge! Bring in the big booty women!
>>218206532imagine his cute woolly penis though
>>218206605probably got a heat pump
>>218206602combat triangle
>>218206510gross.
>>218206631*WITH THE HELP OF CAPITALIST NATIONS
Had this bastard throat infection for over a month now
>>218206602They still haven't learnt calling people names doesn't work.
>>218206510>Hairy vaginaAbsolutely fucking disgusting. If she walked up to me on the street and offered to take my virginity, I'd tell her no.
>>218206633doesn't really make a difference
>>218206663Go to the fucking doctor mate that isn't normal
Why is bri'ish music so good?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmvCwjzpfuk
>>218206699lmao as if my GP would see me over a "sore throat" lmao
Musky cock is an undervalued commodity
>>218206719If you've had a sore throat for a month they would. I once had a ulcer on the back of my throat and panicked about it thinking I had cancer, the GP had a look and just told me not to worry.
>>218206704If I wanted to look at an autistic person for 2 minutes I would have just asked for a picture of you
>>218206562luckily i live with mummy and she pays the lecky ahha, love gaming on ultra setting with my 5090
>>218206605Friend of mine, her granny spent 15k a year on heating, in a big house she was the only one in
>>218206763>>218206763>>218206763>>218206763>>218206763
>>218206776Was she using electric fan heaters on all day?
>>218206750Hope they misdiagnosed you and you die of cancer x
>>218206780horrifically early new, 'ny WILL be hearing about it
>>218206783Old people like it a very comfy 23°c
>>218206754what's wrong with her arm
>>218206754Why has she got a foot for a thigh
>>218206754fucking would and she knows it
going for a poo lads
