rorkebug edish
I'd like to thank the gentleman who advised the microwave's defrost function.Dinner was saved, and now I must clean the dishes.
>>218206784Thanks me too
>>218206750 Hope they misdiagnosed you and you die of cancer
SWEET CAROLINE!
Love how every time I try waiting until bump limit to post the new some cunt decides to post their new early, yet god forbid I post early myself or janny slaps me with a three dayer
Sir Net Zero
>>218206797Anytime lad
Why did millennials hate the prequels so much? They were pure kino
Why is bri'ish music so fucking good in your country, tho?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvo80gbCYwE
bad mums
>>218206842it wasn't millennials
.
>>218206851sounds really gay
>>218206843The formatting upsets me. "I answered " should be a speech bubble too
got the warm woolly socks ongot the duvet over megot the catbergs sleeping next to megot the scented candle ongot the asmr in the headphonesgot the toil out of my mind
Gary EatswasDisappointed !!£44.50 forHaddockchipsScampifishcakemushy PeasCurry Saucetartar Sauce ..Most Expensive ChippyinThe UK !!
>>218206842Star Wars is a kids series (that can be enjoyed by adults too) and they got triggered by Jar Jar because 'nooooo muh hecking sci fi laser sword series is for big grown ups like me!' as if all the kid friendly aliens in the original trilogies were any better.
>>218205097OCEANIA OCEANIA OCEANIATIS FOR THEEEVERY DEED EVERY THOUGHTTIS FOR THEE
>>218206888Is this the real footage?
>>218206851She genuinely looks like she has downs
>>218206842yo check out my shirt
>>218206950I mean I 4k upscaled it but yes
>>218206843
>>218206894Unc we are on 2026gay aint bad anymore
>>218206842The Anakin burning scene in Revenge of the Sith is brutal as fuck ngl
>>218207003Chuffin hell!
>>218206924Its a fix!
>>218206933pot noodle down the hatch as I view this image
Is Keir Pro or Anti Furry?
>>218206977she's like the hottest lass in the entire islandwdym
>>218207003Misa Amane more like meesa want some more ay (food)
>>218206888
*starts intensely shadow boxing in the middle of the thread*
>>218206763let’s give it up for *drumroll* 13 beheaded sudanese christians!
Toffee, sandlewood, orange pekoe, dark jammy fruits, wood smoke: The scent of an English twink's butt through his trousers
I have spent £200 on femdom over the last two days
>>218207085https://youtu.be/vimZj8HW0Kg
>>218207085*places my sensitive bollocks directly in your fists direction*
um
>>218207085Politely but firmly tells you i am a prefect and you must stop doing that
looksmatch
I would fuck a SAS dude while he's wearing a pup mask.
>>218207113Could never do that, but would love a gf who would dominate me and make me her sex slave now and then. Pic related.
>>218206187-
>>218207172think he's a bit better looking 2bh
>>218206842Star Wars fucking sucksIt has 2 good movies and a couple good video games. Everything else is dog shit. Lucas is a fucking retard and Disney Wars being shit doesn't mean the prequels are now good. And his retarded OT special editions should be considered criminal.
>>218207172His arms are very skinny so his hands look massive
you ever hear about some celeb or sports star and automatically assume they are older than you but they aren’t cause you’re in your late 20s now lol x
>>218207246virgin
>>218207261Im older than the mayor of new york
>>218207261Passed that stage a long time ago, m8
>>218206842how do people not cringe at fighting scenes in movies like this? if they were really using sword like weapons it would look way different irl
>>218207261unc…
>>218207246the jedi survivor games are great
>>218207260ktoim
90 year old sitting in a rocking chair ruminating everything bad that's happened
check this reply chain out lads>>218206490>>218206549>>218206607:skull: :skull: :skull:
I love pretty women, pretty women are like living works of art. All women should be worshipped.
>>218207362as good as force unleashed?
>>218207405better imo
might not click that
>>218207007i always loved the prequels since they released when i was a toddle, when i rewatched them i still liked them, i felt like the mustafar scene vindicated all of these movies
Lil lad i saw today
Keir Starmer is less popular in Britain than Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro.Maduro -31Trump -56Starmer -56Hamas -58Net favourability ratings via @YouGov, 4-5 Jan
>>218207392That's a muscle arse. Will look and feel grim nude
>>218207462So?
going bed
Sir Fecal Impaction
mental that, just because Saville had sex with corpses and would wear rings made from the glass eyes he took from them, and just because the current king of England (whose brother was recently proven to be involved in a high level international child trafficking ring) once described Saville as his best friend, people start believing wild conspiracy theories about rich and powerful people being nonces
only decent thing in attack of the clones was hershlag midriff
just ate loads for no reason
>>218207444for me it is this dress that justified the prequels
>>218207480>muscles look and feel grimUnitedstatian moment
its plain to seeyou cant change mecause imma be a nigga for life
Rorke getting caught being racist at the Ally Pally
leftymong?are you there leftymong?LEFTYMONGGGGGGGGG
>>218207534grindr hook ups leaving your stomach full and your heart empty
how many boomers discovered their love of bdsm due to this scene?
>>218207609Everyone loves a strong man
why are they so fit?
>>218207648me watching The Olympics
>>218207644rattled
>>218207644it's unrionically based, they captured him and paraded him through new york so the people could see their captured spoils.
>>218207701nigga, this isn't the wild west
more boring burger politics spam *please*
>>218207648me when I look at cute girls with freckles and blue-green eyes and natural wavy shoulder-length hair
grannies are going to freeze tonight keith
>>218207644To be honest I can be that petty sometimes
>>218207609>>218207644>>218207701not related to British culturefuck off, yank brained runts
>>218207720it is whatever the usa says it is. whos going to stop them? some gay euro cunt with words on a bit of paper?
>>218207753Did she pay her county tax
>Elon Musk’s Grok AI is used to digitally undress images of women and children
>>218207770yank world mate, has been for about 80 years now
>>218207770You calm the fuck down when you talk to Bongs and Americans you fucking kraut
>>218207802you would know
i deserve to be sucked
>>218207532Tummy, erotic
>>218207865Hi :3
>you caaalm thaa fawk daawwn when you tauuulk too baawngs and americuns you fawwking krawwt
David Lammy shagging Wes Streeting's arse
>>218207644Based
>"WIR SUCHEN DICK" said the fat German man
that's the window closed
>>218207819I understand wanting to clear the backlog but literally fuck right off
>>218207962rattled you proper you little gimp
>>218207940what is wrong with her face?
the raped
A white man in his 30s was raped on Christmas Eve near an outdoor swimming pool in East Sussex.The force said the rape took place near Pells Pool, an open-air swimming pool on Brook Street, between 10pm on Dec 24 and 3am on Christmas Day. The man suffered profuse anal tearing and bleeding.Suspects are believed to be illegal migrants of African origins.https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/12/28/man-raped-on-christmas-eve-near-outdoor-swimming-pool/
>>218207962weird how he would be a chad if he lost 500lbs
>>218208010>GimpWhat is it with Germans and bdsm?
>>218208033kwab
Anyone else get tired of feeding themselvesJust like the reading of a book, it never ends
>>218208033Rubbish Christmas present that
pooing and shitting out my gay batty
What you coppin fellas
>>218208046>why isn't everyone sexually repressed like usstate
Burkina Faso.webm
Any illegal oval cronem batons about? Looking to have one stretch my pale holes. The names Katy btw
>>218208086Corrrrrr
>>218208087a haircut for the retard
>>218208087the mop on that
>>218208109oof
Any illegal cronem oval batons about? Looking to have my pale untrained holes stretched. Name's Katy btw
>>218208138You could slap him in the head, and he'd think it was his mates.You should slap him in the head and let him think it's his mates.
>>218208109YEOUCH!, that's GOTTA hurt!
where's that fucking manicott?
>>218208087Why do they all look terrified at the end
>>218208199dont know sorry
Why isn't Starmer in jail for crimes against humanity yet?
>>218208109>Lo, how I do miss the vast seas of landlocked, sea-less, Burkina Faso.Despite the constant droughts, there are countries in Africa with water. Maybe pick one of those for your bullshit. Could have said Ghana. I'd have believed Ghana.
>>218208219you have to be human for those to applyWAHEY!
>>218208087What did he mean by this?
Why haven't we all just built guillotines in our town squares and fed them all the Starmers, Daveys, Farages, and Badenachs?
>>218208265Shagger
>>218208290You laugh but the world revolution is happening this year
>>218208033
>>218208290t. david paulsen
>>218208290No licence
Thoughts on the Russian Volunteer Corps?
>>218208087Interesting haircut he’s got
>>218208227WAY TO BE A RETARD YA FUCKING RETARD
>>218208265was he a soldier in East Germany perhaps?
>>218208087Would spark these cunts out if I ever saw them in real life
>>218208265The nod?It's a wordless farewell
Haven't wanked in nearly a week*pull starts my computer letting out a loud rev as tor opens up*
>>218208373>Tor pornOh heavens!
>>218208320It's fucking five quid for two years, David. Quit being a cheap cunt and get your local politicians, doctors and lawyers back on the straight and narrow.
>>218208351The fact that he keeps sticking his tongue out
Signed up for a beta years and years ago for a very niche game genre just because I was desperate to play the game only I didn't contribute in anyway to feedback and just ghosted the sole dev. He still sends me emails now and then just throwing abuse in my direction
>>218208389Never reply to one of my posts again
>>218208339I would like to see you put several boats in one... especially the one with the hippos.
>>218208410Sounds like youre still a beta now. Waheey
>>218208427Bit rich coming from a nonce
>>218208427Just did. Do something about it.
>>218208400His coiffure wicks moisture from his lips.
>>218208460You Jeet Canadians are something else
>>218208484>>218208487Shut it midgets
got my bedtime fluffy socks on
Is tropico 6 worth it lads or is 4 still the best?
>>218208502Excellent choice, now get off the road, you meaty trollop.
>>218208502Dressing like this in January?
>>218208087king of the comb over
>>218208519You are 5'4 and built like a British Leyland car
remember pedobear lol :P
>>2182085293 and 4 were the best
>>218208595Is that my ex wife ashley verona
rorke stinks of poo
>>218208515You should come suck the ghee out of my veins before Don Cito brings in the pump trucks.Oh wait! Shit, I forgot. I'm white. Maybe when the road's finally plowed you can come put a boat in the lake in my backyard, and I'll see if I can find an angle where you can't see both shores. It's about the size of the puddles in Burkina Faso - 1km at its widest, 4km at its longest... or about 6.2 billion square inches. You can fit your fat ass in there, can't you Jamal?
>>218208687>meatgrim
Getting this evening's PJW
soon inshallah
>>218208749poo-jawed wank?
>>218208712Support farmers x
>>218208564Lol yh he was good
I am to be raped shortly.
i can make up your postscount to be whatever
>>218208687let's see those shoes pal
>>218208819
>>218208911somehow all three are more attractive
Just finished the newest okaeri papa volumeyeah kinda fucked I hope I don't marry a woman with a daughter that tries to bait me into getting her pregnant for some unknown reason
>>218208905
>>218208932Wish a woman would do that to me
apparently ssm has died
>>218208905>age 27
look what you did AI niggas
>>218208971s
>>218208945Believe it or not that's just BARELY enough to be middle class in LA kek
>>218206842millennial here, i think the first prequel was better than the others.
fresh bedding equippedshower completesalicylic acid facial moisturiser appliedit bedtime
Imo i cant relate with y'all. My erect penis is as long as my entire hand from wrist to middle finger. Cope. Seethe
Biblically speaking there's no reason Jesus couldn't return as a gorilla using sign language to communicate his message to the world...
>>218208990
blizzard tomorrow night, stock up
>>218209020He has likely done that already its just that it happened in the Philippines and was never written down
I sure am glad you stopped in to tell us that.
We getting any of them Venezuelan mamacitas or just Afghans??
>>218209011cheers for that post, tiny hands gonzalez
Why is every /brit/ gimmick shit>oh look at me i'm using ai to turn faces into bradley walsh
>>218209052Trust me when I say that you don't want any form of Venezuelan in your country
>>218209052Both. When the niqab's off, good luck telling them apart.
Solidarity with Venezuela. Death to all you racist fascist imperialist Amerikkka worshipping chud cattle.
>>218209064So... you haven't noticed that everyone's been looking a little bit - how shall I put this? - Walsh lately?It's not AI, lad. These are photos from before and after Christmas.
>Doctors ended last year>Neighbours ended (for a second time) a few weeks agoAre soaps going out of fashion lads?Do you know anyone under 40 that watches a bloody soap? Hate soaps me. Hope they're all culled.
>>218209070All the good ones go to other south American countries
>>218209104I agree,but if we kill them, we have to eat them or use them... ... ... biodiesel? I bet their livers churn the shit out by the barrel.
>>218208990based
>>218209152
What do you think of brazillian nationalists?
"don't go breaking my heart" - the toxic partner remixdon't go breaking my heart,"i couldn't if i tried",well honey you've just done just that,"baby trust me you're fine."
Can you become American president if you don't kiss the wall?
you chaps any good at DIY whenever summat in house doesn't work I have to call round dadberg because I'm a white collar sissy boy How is one supposed to know how machines and the like work.
>>218209193of course not you antisemite
the bloated remix don't go breaking a fart,i couldn't if i tried
GAMBLING ONLY PAYS WHEN YOU'RE WINNING
>>218209197>How is one supposed to know how machines and the like work.internet
>>218209193No
>>218209197yeah, not a poof you see
has the gay cunt had their leg amputated then
>>218209227and then Reform embraces her but courageously draws the line at Boris himself, not his sycophant thoughthe 5 parties are all cunts
>>218209197education/training, or youtube and a bit of insight. Disconnected wires, and dangling shit are dead giveaways.Watch what your dad's doing when he fixes the next thing.
>>218209197Nah not reallyI only half picked up bits and bobs from my dad before he died, but I've got no experience or actual skill because I always just watched Basically I just wing it, put some shit on the walls and it's still there so must be doing alright
>>218209197i am good at figuring things out just like trip tucker
>>218209285this nigga watched enterprise :skullface:
>>218209300IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME...
just fried an egg for the first time in 6 years
What happens if Trump kidnaps the prime minister of Denmark over Greenland?
>>218209300jolene blabock sex arse!
>>218209337By himself? He'd have a heart attack.
had a friend round and we just played games and watched a film but just dont feel like i enjoyed it as much as i would had i done those things by myself i like him and we have lots in common and did stuff we both liked but feel worn out and my throat hurts from speaking and my brain hurts from thinking of what to saydont like this
けつが痛い
>>218209193Who was the last who didnt?
>>218209337the eu would invade the usa and capture trump
The USA is a rogue fascist terrorist entity and I am requesting China does the right thing and stops them just like Britain and the USSR stopped the Nazis.
leng
>>218209337nothing ever happens
>>218209421Need someone to green screen her top off
If Trump actually started accepting British refugees into America, would you go? What if your only work would be Walmart and you had to do the Walmart dance?
>>218209409... shut them down and put them out of business today ...
>>218209455Ask grok?
if it does, we'll just burn some books
>what about the hecking international lawarino!
>>218209466Wouldn't go for the exact same reason I wouldn't visit any other wartorn third world fascist dictatorship
fucking rancid liquid shite I have that smells awful and I just started eating healthily makes no sense
>>218209485found our first transcontinental walmart greeter
>>218209466Maybe for a bit but return home if England ever gets de-minoritied. I’ll always want to be home but it does not look or feel like home anymore where I am.
>>218209497kek you fucking 3rd worldist freak
im having an aero poo right now
>>218209502you're detoxing xx
>>218209497>third world fascist dictatorshipSuch as? India?
>>218209533do you feel the bubbles melting?
>>218209528Keep glazing billionaires you yank retard
you better not be nudifying women without their consent or ofcom will come for you
wanking to ana foxx, reject racism lads
>>218209570
America won, bigly in fact as they say
Referred to my friends as 'the cronem' to gfberg and without looking at me she just closed her book and left the room
america won pigly
doing a sit down wee
>>218209558
>>218209570gorgeous gorgeous woman but alas she is a defiled porn actress
>Activist get arrested mid-interview after speaking out against U.S. action in VenezuelaSCREAMING and HOWLING>Land of the free
I’m claiming asylum in Oregon
*does a poo and scrapes my knife along it so you can hear how crispy it is*
>>218209570Feel like black pornstars don't do enough dirty shit, and by that I mean DP, anal etc, seems like so many are pussy onlyWon't get into the grim ghetto slags
>>218209631Use a belt when you wank. It's easier on the skin.
America is free unless you criticise Israel. Also, you can't say nigger there anymore
im creating the bubbles mate
>>218209643i believe this but i can't find anythingsource?
If your cock dangles to the right then you're a finook according to science
lmao @ AmeriZOG rightoids who think they're waging a war against "Brown third worldists" when America is 55% White and rules by jews on Wall Street.
>>218209570weird the way so many black pornstars speak in standard white american accents despite doing porn, you'd think they're all ghetto sounding
>If your cock danglesit doesn't really mate
sometimes it scares me how out of touch I amnever even heard of this i recognise john terry but no clue who the others there are and there are 77 thousand people watching whatever this is
>>218209711Jessica Plichta is her name. True story. She's been released. The paki left out that she's a communist agitator part of the Free Maduro rally
>scottish government literally calling boat migrants new scotsfucking disgusting
IM FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLESPRETTY BUBBLES OUT MY ARSEHOLE
>>218209755I know the niggard on the left only because his ugly negro mug would always be on the youtube front page if you opened it in private mode, thankfully not a thing anymore
>>218209757of course, Mr. Sherman, everyone's a communist thirdy.
>>218209711They keep pulling the clip. Had to find it on Reddit unfortunately https://www.reddit.com/r/UnderReportedNews/s/D0kn9D0RmY>Land of the free >>218209757
>>218209760Saw a Scottish nationalists saying Scotland has just as many foreigners as England because Edinburgh is full of English immigrants.
Thoughts on the song of roland
>>218209744Theyre told to enunciate by the directors
>>218209805when i read "obstructing a roadway" i figured the cops were dragging her out of a blocked intersection or somethingbut that's pathetic
Looking at the racial demographics of the big ZOG states today (Amerikwa, Yookay, BRD GmbH) it's quite possible that had the Soviet Union hung on until 2010 or so, it would have won the cold war by default due to competence.In 1960 or so, Britain was still 98% White and America 90%, while the USSR was only around 75% White with Russians only being 50% of the whole state.America is now 55% White, while Russia proper was 81% ethnic Russian in 1989.
Wanking to Japanese milfs again ffs
Oh leftypol what a big L this was, deary me and the year just startedDeep breaths mate
who asked though
Neddard Stark
raped to the nth degree
>>218209875
>>218209855>it would have won the cold war by default due to competenceYet it was a failed state by the mid 80s
House of Rorke
utterly bizarre that some of you freaks come here to endlessly harp on about politics and demographics
>>218209007What’s it all for though
>>218209855the problem is that capitalism is impossible to compete with for a communist state, that's why china is perpetually on the first step to communism, meaning not communist at all
time to calculate the number of all white people on earth againBut I'll be sure not to leak it
>>218209824King Arthur is very cool
New>>218209934
>>218209914what were the demographics of the soviety union in 1987
>>218209914They're incels
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
>>218206763why does that bug look like it's scheming to subvert its ecosystem?
NEW>>218211570>>218211570>>218211570
>>218209187