mouse edition!!
>>218242845um
mice are not allowed
dumb yank could have saved us from this shit op but no...
>>218242859parasite (you are not human btw)
been going to bed earlier and earlier think im gettin old at 23
um
right well thats just disturbing
the mice are allowed and that's just a midgetyou can post now
need a BPD succubus to cabbage my head and destroy my mental state
pisses me the fuck off that my mind refuses me control when a woman has large amounts of fat stored in her chest or buttocksoh how i long to be free
>>218242916you ever been to brazil lad
>>218242938no why
would love if ice spice farted on my knob
>>218242869He can probably shag every day despite his severe condition.Meanwhile I’m a vf.
>>218242869Tyrion
>>218242915lucky me, i've got one right now about to let me pay for her to go on holiday
tyrion lanister midget missionary
enough about the midgets
>>218242869
We don’t do things that way in Germany
Want to walk down the street holding hands with another man. Why is society so fucking homophobic?
Ze Germans
fascinating though isnt itwould love close up on her face with maybe soundjust for science of course
>>218242845faggot ass nigga
been on test for a little over a year now and finally got my adams apple
tbf it is pretty homophobic if society doesn't want you to shoot a poz load up your bfs neghole in public
I told my friend Cody about this place so is it okay if we use /brit/ to talk to each other and arrange our meetings down by the creek
SuperArmySoldiers
>>218243014whos stopping you mateits not saudi arabiayoure not going to have the religious police bash your head in with batons and then publicly behead you
>>218243052Don't want to get heckled or looked at weird tbffff
>>218243052Internalised homophobia I guess
>>218243052Nah, they'll just get deported
Big black batons bashing his bottom inHe’d love it
Government taking its sweet time adjudicating my disability application
Emma Watson acts all high and mighty like her shit don't stink (it definitely does).
this American named chip arranging gay sex meetups with his bf called codycody and chipcant make this shit upthats gay as hell dog
Mihai would’ve loved this thread
>>218243057Modern problems require Victorian solutions?
too cold to take my clothes off and get into bed. too cold to even change into pajamas first for the brief moment between where you are naked. but I must....
gay pride in birminghamall the spiciest campest most zesty homos mincing down the road holding hands
*enters the thread and does this*
>>218243092Mihai experienced the twink death and it destroyed him. Sad to see it in someone we knew. Aging should be banned.
>>218243086dont think this happened, arthur
>>218243119Don’t care unless I can take her right now
right then thats clearly a child isnt it
I havent seen her in almost 10 years and she still pops into my head almost every day. wish i was fucking dead.
>>218243119apparently i'm perverted if i wank to this but the woman is blameless we live in a sick twisted society i say
me hanging around the train station about 3pm on school daysjust like watching trains dont i
>>218243139the 23 year old woman above your post?
alri mousy
>>218242845erm
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1767359481050767.mp4
>>218243162looks 13 and behaves 13
>>218243195>looks 13mate
>>218243185Women are so grim ffs
>>218243195come on man this says way more about you
grown ass women laughing at fartsgas them all
don't really think this thread's gonna last much longer
right well that's a little black fella slamdunking a larger black female
>>218243195yeah thats why shes attractive
right then im gonna go read ronz marz's kyle raynorlater nerds
>>218243240erm
would kill msyelf if i married someone like my mother
>>218243257dw you're never marrying sweetie
>>218243276What???
>>218242845Based edition
these days, it's illegal to say you're a bent nonce
Marquis of Nonce and Pengchilde
37 year old male model who looks 17
just want to fuck ONE woman once in my life and ill be alrighti know ill crave it again and again and again but i just need to accomplish and feel it once
Get her poo eatenGet her farts sniffedGet her fanny shagged
>>218243364Wasnt funny the first ten times mate
>>218243393just go on tinder and pretend to be a shagger
Gay nonce bendré
>>218243433i got on tinder once and got a bunch of matches from hot women but they scare me really badly so i never messaged
>>218243393t. vocarooyank
>>218243469nop
I go to Hong Kong
hong kong pooey
>>218243452did they ever message you?
>>218243393why has lil midget fellla shagged but you aint
6 7
>>218243515not that i recall only the hambeasts :(
>>218243430So change your title, Lord Pederast.
>>218243527try smoking areas at bars/pubsjust get around women and see if any of them are giving you eye sex
sex with emma stone
>>218243609>37Yikes
>>218243592you need to be stopped
grok close my eyes to the horrors of reality
>>218243469didnt that guy argue with old mikey vocaroos lol
>>218243639yes lol
>>218243630Did you click it and experience attraction to another male? Oh NO!
>>218243609this but 10 years ago
Right so the midget shagging the black lady is still up.
it doesnt mean anything if that gave me a boner
>>218243657happened ages ago
>>218243670and most importantly the MICE
>>218243686Me too. Let's frot to the memories.
why doesnt tobert keep twitch vods up i want to replay his live schizoness
>>218243695they're allowed fuck off parasite minimod cancer
The miceThe petersThe poniesThe dragonsThe chemicals
>>218243727
what would we be without mousey though
Right well that's not allowed
>>218243783Not allowed!
>>218243799it's fine
i want to frot a brot
>Trump's tariffs force Canada's lumber industry to switch to metric systemoh my days
>>218243858funny if true
Trump should storm the Vatican and steal the Pope next. Crown himself leader of the Catholic Church, and then convert the Vatican to a hotel casino water park.
>>218243844prefer my boys to be hairlessbetter for swimming you see
Can’t even post Peter griffin on an image board. You can say nigger on X
>Police told wrong family teen had died in crash
>>218243890YWNBAJ
>>218243889Amateur hour.
>peter = instant delete>midge fucking = stays up for hoursmake it make sense
>>218243908>Porn>The most hideously prolific shitposter this site has seen in yearsMake it make sense
right. that's the keyboard sorted. been a productive night
>>218243908Pony stuff is cringe and reeks of autism.
>>218243908nigga people fucking delete the post to avoid janitorial actionshow new are you
>>218243908he probably just deleted it himself, jannies ignore 99% of reports here
>>218243923That's coolHow did you choose that one?
>>218242869If you think about it, this is literally a dream come true for every guy with a fetish for giantesses. She's literally helping hoist him up on top of her.
>>218243957grok make them both twerk at the camera
Fucks sake here he comes. You're never going to fuck a cartoon horse up the ass you dent head.
>>218243956wanted something without a numpad so i can have my mouse in a more ergonomic positioni'll be buying a separate numpad as well for when i need itkeychron seems like an okayish brand since i dont want to spend $300 on a keyboard
>>218244015verboten
>>218244015this bad lil shawty mmm
Does mikey not post here anymore? I thought he got on mic one night recently and was talking directly to me.
i put a paperclip over my lighters flame and it has a plastic coating?????
I hate how you go to discord with someone as a casual thing and all of a sudden they want all your time and they want you to talk to them for hours on end.people are so boring
I'm warning you withpeaceand love !!no more abuse about Me and My PoniesI have too much to do.
>>218244077stfu nigga
>>218244077If I had a son and found out he's beating his pud to drawings of horses I'm leaving him in the Grand Canyon and collecting the insurance.
>>218244091>>218244092parasite meltdown
>>218244092you wouldnt do shit mouseGOD owns you
>>218244099
>>218244118Who's mousegod?
>>218244124you're going to keep melting down and trying to report my posts (i won't get banned)YWNBAJ subhuman parasite
>>218244099You little spastic you need a beating.
>>218244146>>218244146>>218244146New
>>218244144
>>218244156the FUCK are you FUCKING DOOIIINNNGGG IM PISSED OFFFF
i post mice
>>218244129The Skaven deity? He Who is Thirteen?You don't want nothin' to do with that one.
Autistic inbred future tranny jerking off to mylittlepony before he's finally carted off to the insane asylum for good. Plays Pokemon all day like a 6 year old, eat gas you spectacle.
>>218244197not engaging this fucking retard but this is a brit on a proxy - you dont care, because you cant do anything about it. you are powerlessother than to ban images of the mice or wordsyoure so fat, and, i remind you, evil, yeah
all who oppose mouseGOD despair
>>218244212Nobody cares poo ass nigga
>>218244212You're own mother dies of embarrassment having birthed a subnormal like you lousey
>>218243858i thought they already used the metric system? i dont get it
Fake mousey :/
>>218244261truecan't believe yanks still fall for people reposting his old posts
oh ffs i clicked it and watched til the end
grok remove her body count and the evilness from her heart and make her love me truly like the old stories
Canada is filled with people who are descended from loyalist scum who at first smugly believed American Independence was unrealistic, that a British victory would be quick and inevitable, and that waging war against the British was impotent rage, then, when American victory became apparent, fled northwards in a mixture of disgust and disbelief. Not sure I can get on with suck folk.
grok remove his autism and various cluster a, b, and c personality disorders
>>218244345dont care
>>218244352kiss me...
>>218244345We're all in the same boat now, facing unliveable cities and unaffordable housing because of the impact of the j*w. What's it matter Braxton?
>>218244448ahaha great stuff
>>218244246Our building standards are very much customary, so feet and inches (and being able to quickly divide into halves, thirds, and quarters) make a lot more sense when working with wood.Our 2x4s are just fucked though. Like half an inch shy in both directions.
>>218244345Nobody asked
>>218244345and that disgust and disbelief stays with us to this very day
>>218244482Mine comes in waves... really only when a bunch of them do stupid malicious shit.
>>218244374grok help save me
right well that's not allowed
>>218244246we're a weird mix tbqh
https://x.com/grok/status/2008624794254680473screaming
>>218244566good lord
>thread devolves into mindless babel as soon as i leavepoetry
>>218244560Says who
>>218244597All yank posters should be beheaded.
I'm eating frozen yogurt
>>218244603(im not gingernonce) you are a yank
>>218244497honestly most americans i've known have been great people but i guess there are just so many of them that the not-so-great ones tend to dominate
I have a poo in my bum that would like to meet you
doing some positively evil, sulphurous farts here. A real thickness to them. If I let one of these go at work I suspect I may trigger the fire alarm.
ive been posting here for years and years why cant i be a named personality all the named yanks are pedos and annoying people im a good poster
>>218244643What’s your gimmick?
why are you posting here at 3:27 AM on a Wednesday morning?
Need to scran her poo.
>>218244660errr....
>>218244643ktim except i dont care about being a "personality" because it's cringe the only yank i truly hate is the retard above me who spams emma because he actually thinks he's above it all
been posting here every other day for the past 4 years and no one knows who the fuck i am
3 fried eggsfried in irish butterbit of sriracha on top of themit lush x
lets just say if i were stuck on that island with them on LOST thered be a few more pregnant than claire
>>218244591yeah it's kind of funny. i don't know how we ended up like that
>>218244693>srirachaTexas Pete for me
been here for almost 13 years and i wish i could leave
>>218244717sriracha just has a more balanced taste, it's spicy but not unpleasant
just took the mensa iq test and scored 104 so im basically fucking retarded i thought i was good for 115 at least
anonymous posters are the best posters
>>218244742>pattern recognition >memorizationyou still live with your parents, btw
>>218244742online quizzes don't count
>>218244742i did the mensa online one and then another online one for spatial reasoning and language comprehension and both were exactly 125 iq so basically that means its real and accurate
>>218244750the raped
>>218244566why dont you just use miles like the bongs?
>speedimperial>distanceimperial>temperaturefahrenheit>massmetric>volumeimperial (except for soda)simple as
we're just normal men
I bet her bumhole reeks.
>>218244838wohcha meeeean normal men?
>>218244864we're just innocent men
billions must wake up
Feeling snoozepilled and delirious
>>218244921roaring
prancing bollock naked through the snow
fucking forcefully fucking farting
People will go after Korean and Japanese but ignore the real gold
>>218244619They're definitely a loud vocal minority... but the quiet ones aren't allowed to smack them anymore. They've become emboldened by the lack of corrective violence.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyzvrxyxnxowomen are bizarre
still constipated
what is a knob
>>218245161*grabs yours* that’s what it is…*growls and flips you over*you’ll do nicely…
>>218244921
Went with Panda Express. The better Chinese place was closed.
>>218245251What was the order
>>218245264Beijing beef, orange chicken, double chow Mein and super greens
>>218245251The Express is pretty good though in terms of a chain Asian place
n*gger n*gger n*ggeryou arent british
Police are seeking public assistance to locate a 16-year-old girl missing from Beerwah since 21 December 2025.
>>218245251>>218245264>>218245280>>218245321all of these posts belong on /cum/>>218245182this can stayhomosexuality is British culture
>>218245334nabbed her myself sorry mates
>>218245334any from poowong?
>>218245337I was wondering who was ordering from the chinky at 4 in the morning.
Update: The missing girl from Beerwah has been located.The media and public are thanked for their assistance.The earlier media release has been modified to remove all identifying information for privacy reasons.
>>218245313It's really the only other option in my town. There's like s dozen Chinese restaurants and only 1 good one besides panda.
>>218245337I'm gay tho
>>218245390well make a fucking gay post then instead of blogging about fucking panda express
>>218245398I know this guy and he lives in Wales and he has a big old willard and is really nice.
>>218245405He’s anglefrauding mine is that width and it’s not that big
>>218245405bit too gay
oopsies i was feeling pressured in the moment
that's a lad's willer
I'm on OMMADOne Mouse Meal a DayNo law against it
>>218245410There's loads of pics of him, soft or hard it's pretty good sized>>218245411I'll post his bum just you watch
AI on a mad onehttps://files.catbox.moe/hf0tcn.png
Need to move. Found a good place but if I go for it now I'll have to pay for rent for two places for three weeks (an extra $960) but if I don't it will probably get nabbed.Wat do
>>218245437mad how blakeney sees this every morning
horsehorsehorsumusumae mambo
no sorry I won't be clicking that catbox linknot after that bloke linked child porn
>>218245440You're paying $960 at your current place? That's gotta be a roommate shared house price right?
>>218245460It's Ruby Granger with her tits out.
>>218245460this nigga scared of pixels
>>218245460Probably a yank right? Disgusting little runt. Idk why he doesn't get arrested.
>>218245482i dont think the flag counts anymore since they can basically just change it at will
Jesus Horselicking Christ, I could go for a nice hot bath and a satsuma right about now.
>>218245466no that's for 3 weeks rent at the new place that I won't be living in it for
>>218245489It's gotta be that ginger twat. Wish he lived around me would be so satisfying to throw him into the gutter and break his ribs
>not using a vpn>rawdogging a cp site (4chan)>being worried about random linkscouldn't be me
Farting something fierce
>>218245489You're right to be cautious, but in this instance it's genuinely just an AI image of Rubes with her chebs out.https://files.catbox.moe/73vo8f.png>>218245504It wouldn't surprise if gingerpedo did post CP, but I'm not him.
>>218242845>brits gather>cplike glock twerk
>>218245501List the new place on air bnb for 3 weeks for 960. Lose nary a penny.
If it makes you feel better, I posted it on r9k>>>/r9k/83598510
>>218245543lol can you even do that. Probably not hard to find someone if you charge that little but sounds like more trouble than it's worth
>homer bimpson
>>218245599Yeah why not, just don't let your new landlord find out. If it's a nice place in a desirable location, you shouldn't have any trouble getting vacationers or students in at that price.
Living in a trailer park. Drinking moonshine. Smoking a fag. Not a care in the world
>>218245643No one calls them fags here dear. Ask for a fag in the trailer park and you'll be introduced to Sissy Gary.
I put a bra on her.
>>218245632it is in a nice spot except it's a granny flat lol. I think they'll notice.
>>218245643>trailer park>moonshineI figured you guys would have more Bri-ish terms for these... Like Caravanshires and Nonce spirits.
>>218242869>3 hours and 40 minutes ago
>>218245676Got any mates that need a flat for exactly 3 weeks then?
>>218245678LOL
Brets get bullied in their own gen. It not right
>>218245643Those peoples lives are full of stress
>>218245726Tough love and biting sarcasm have always been the British way... or at least any of the parts worth visiting.Just kidding Bristol. There's something wrong with you, but you're lovely just the way you are.
>>218245705>Got any mates
One time i was trying to fart in bed and accidentally pushed out a whole poo nug
>47.3c
>>218245795I am so glad we didn't play Australia in the middle of summer... That's twenty degrees above fucking awful.
Need Emma Watson to use my mouth as a toilet.
>>218245795Used to reach that + humidity where I lived as a kid The only days we had to stay inside even though we still wanted to go out and play
>>218245795harden up princess
having sex
I just think it looks neat.
>>218245876Ok, but can you take that red over the continental US and make it into something vaguely resembling a maple leaf?
And DO prey tell, WHY are you not posting in your own general??
>>218245889if they're going for aesthetics they might as well take the lotand establish the great North American Empire>>218245903their own general sucks, it's full of north americans
Americans too fat and dumb to create their own general :/
>>218245915If they're going for red on the sides with a field of white and a red blob with weird points... i mean... ^ it's right there.
>>218245925They wouldn't have us (and the Mexican) to turn on. Do you want civil wa... It's a fantastic idea. One thousand days of a Five Star U.S. General.
>>218245915But then they'll have 41 million extra canacucks to ruin their country
>>21824594322 million, with 5 million Chinese, about 12 million Jeets of various flavours. and a bunch of Haitians, Somalis, Ghanaians, and a few thousand pretty alright Islanders.They don't see themselves as Canadian. I don't think anyone else really does either.
>>218242869I STAY NOIDED I STAY NOIDEDI STAY NOIDEDI SEEN...CRAZY SHITCRAZY SHITCRAZY SHIT
>>218245876canada next
>>218245982which means they could all be carted off to the middle of the atlantic, along with the undesirables further south
Three day ban from /v/And for what? Posting a photo of someone with a complete sega saturn collection?
>>218246000Yeah, because we really want to commit to creative war crimes at home.Come visit beautiful Ottawa, home of the world's largest bioweapon museum!
>>218246020read the rules idiotyou're not allowed to post vidya on /v/
>>218246014We'll keep them along the border for now. It seems that meatshields might become a hot commodity in the near future.
>>218245992I LIVE DOWN THE STREET FROM YOUNOTICED ME, I'VE NEVER SEEN YOUWONDER WHAT THE FUCK I DOLISTEN UP, YOU NOSY BITCH, LISTEN CLOSEMY MOST RECENT PURCHASE, OLD BLACK ROPEGONNA LEARN HOW TO DIE IT, HANG IT IN MY CHAMBERPERFECT REMINDER, OCCULT I'M MADE OFCOME TRY IT OUT WHENEVER YOU WANNA
>die itwow what a freudian slip
Going to bed, did a quick 5min fap and farted now I’m sleepy good night everypony
going on three fucking years without applying for a job at this point
>>218243412unironically she looks like a tranny. like that's clearly a masculine face
had a dream where i had a gf and we were in a rowing boat together and then my alarm went off
>>218246020That place is retarded half the threads are someone with their hand down their pants posting half naked model rips in SFM and they ban everything resembling discussion of an "e-celeb". It's a man that plays video games that is actively talking about or playing a video game but he himself is not a video game so it doesn't count.
Right, well that's a naked tranny walking around outside in public with his willy at half mast.
>>218246039everytime trump does somfing dumb you nibbas flood my youtube ads wiv "come to canada" bollox
>>218246171I had a dream that I was cleaning the screen on my switch 2 with a cloth and I wiped too hard and it broke the screen and when I turned it on there were big patches of dead pixels where I had been wiping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJnvY4lVR1Y
>>218246197sounds more like a nightmare
>>218246058corr love bit of jenny death
>>218246192That's... automated.You can thank Google for that.Why are we advertising tourism this time of year? We've got old town Quebec City, Jasper, Banff, and Whistler... maybe Mont-Tremblant... maybe... You guys know what snow and brown people look like, why would you come here for it?
Have already done two splattery, farty poos in the last hour and yet I'm feeling a serious disturbance in the force.
>>218246243>>218246243>>218246243the new as it wasn't
