Lumley Castle edish x
Lumley? I hardly know her!
a perfectly acceptable edish.
evening de lats xevening de lats x
Lummle 'e? not unless he buys me a drink, first!
>>83593217At what point would you decide that the jumper you're wearing is destroyed to the point of unfeasible to wear?I had a T Shirt it was quite large and I used to wear it as like my pajama t shirt, it was just kinda big and ripped and then one day I was just like, I should throw this away and I did - along with boxers that had holes in an socks with holes in.However I dont think I could keep a jumper with a sleeve torn off.
There's a specific type of incel that is just an autistic guy who never learned how to socialise and decided that his confusion meant people, especially women, are just out to get him.
>>83593244If it has even the smallest rip or stain, you can't wear it anymore.
>>83593189It a lush edish innit XWomfy, even
remember once i was going to Seaham and my mam goes>what are you up to today?>i'm going to Seaham.and my brother chimes in quick as a flash with>who's 'him', your boyfriend?
Don't quite enjoy being alive me
I love my brother.And I love my friendsI also love my community I got from taking action within it.I love the masons I met.I love the politicians I encountered.I loved to help my local government disregarding their political loyalties.Why haven't you NEET's tried to join the community that beckons for you? It's as easy as joining any volunteering group. You have so much to earn from it. I get unlimited food now I've joined a community food bank. Why haven't you? Don't suffer alone.
>>83593244yeah it becomes pyjamas until it's actually uncomfortable to wear.holes in socks, you can feel them walking around. holes in boxers/jeans, it's like there's some specific type of irritation/itchiness and you're always AWARE it's there.if a moth has been at some jumper or you've torn a hole in the shoulder/armpit, you can even get away with it out and about. hell maybe even convince people it's some bohemian tramp chic, think picrel.
>>83592875 #Curse you AKSHUALLY CAT you've foiled me again!
>>83593260And did your boyfriend live in Seaham?
Fella just moved in next door.Says his name is "Senor Marko", he looked a bit funny, felt like I recognised him from somewhere but before I could say anything he put me at ease by saying "Not me de senor de senor".Still... feel like somethings not quite right about him, managed to find his facebook and got a cheeky snap of the profile pic.
>>83593260he's done you there lid
I hope that God can see that ave used my free will nd chosen Good tonight for once Even though the temptations is great, nd easy.All am gna say.FK sake Lol.x
>>83593244it depends for me de lid. I own a hoody that is in places threadbare, elbows worn through, and shrunk a bit. i only wear it for dossing around my own home in where I don't have anyone around who really gives two tosses what I have on, as long as it is kept clean of course.
>>83593283you keep shilling for these masons, lad. i can accept a brotherly club, but the kind of benefits you describe i think should be available to all.whinged a thread or two ago but i dislike the nature of Alcoholics Anonymous. this pic was when they came into my secular NHS detox and told us all how great God is. and we ought to join their club (specifically) to find out more.
Wonder who the twolls are bullying on YouTure to get their cyber bullying fix now that SSM is gone seemingly for good.
>>83593299nah he lived in Durham.has the same suffix, maybe there's a joke in there somewhere. like that one about where the Pink Panther lives.
Patiently waiting for the DWP to update us on Marks case. It's not right what Trump did x
>>83593283I tried this a bit last yr but it didnt work Am quite withdrawn nd avoidant of ppl even if I want to talk to them I cant.I cant help it.Although I go to my church still byt i generally go to mass nd leave immediately now.Most ppl are either with ppl they arleady know family etc or alone and leave too.So eya.
Down to only one (1) m&s chocolate covered custard cream that was in my Christmas stocking from mummy. I've got a hankering to eat it up now but if I do I'll surely regret it tomorrow at my usual biscuit snack time. This is surely a sad day in the anon household.
>>83593327Because Addiction is the most powerful force in the natura lworld for a human only God is greater than addictions. U need something stronger than heroin addiction to beat it. It works for a reason, whether you call it a higher power instead like AA, I believe you need something like that, And addiction is from the absence of that in our world when it ws previously part of life for everybody.Ur not going to become sober thru the power of Charles Darwin your just not. FACT!
UPDATE ON THE DWPS CASEMARK HAS PLED NOT GUILTY SINCE HIS CAPTURE BY TRUMP AND STRANGELY DECLARED HES PRESIDENT OF VENUEZELA
>>83593327AA is a pseudo religion that claims you cannot enjoy a beer without 'relapsing'. It's antithetical to human nature, Being able to enjoy a beer in moderation is a key to freeing yourself from alcohol, alas, AA believes that complete abstinence is the answer. It's birthed from crazy Yank sentiments. BEST TO IGNORE THEM.
>>83593189>Pakkit of crisps... Por favor...
>>83593340Department of willy penis
>>83593374i keep tellin ya we got no baja
I dont know why in Jurassic park 1 when the two weans are hiding frm raptors in the kitchen the boy suddenly doesnt move nd almost gets his sister killed Its really enraging he jst refuses to listen to her. Nd the electric fence as well. Is it that hard to listen to ppl.
>>83593361it just not rite what they done to him x
Bumsesh patron sent delivery of swiss rolls, bacon and six types of savoury pasties from Ginters and own brand.Got peppered steak, chicken tikka slice, ham and cheese, cornish pasty, chicken and mushroom.Now, that is what I tend to call lush.
Necking that chow meins now. Washing it down with some ginger beer.
2026 has turned out to be quite kino so farFirst the dumbfuck zoomer BBQ, now the 'zuela happooningNot too shabby is it now
>>83593360sorry if it seems i'm having a go at religion/Christianity itself Crosslad, i'm not. it's more like the appropriation of religion for some other group or purpose (up to and including cults--i always got handed these and invited to 'introductory sessions', i've been profiled).if you follow 12 Steps and it works for you that's great. i ended up going to SMART meetings and it was more my speed. i think in both cases, what really helps you is just having a natter with similar people.
>>83593406Looks like Icelands own is it not
>>83593408It somewhat gives me deja vu about 2020. Kobe bryant nd trump takingo ut the Iran guy or Afghan or w/e it was. A lot of drama in early 2020 that got forgot bc of the 'demic
Took a lorazepam didn't I? Feel lovely x
>>83593422Aye it an Iceland one. Not bad for the price.
>>83593442It were the chicken that gave it away, and the egg fried rice. Chicken has got that fake charcoal on it and the rice I'd recognise anywhere.Used to get that rice and the Masala all on one plate, absolute king sized meal for half the price.
>>83593427corrr hope you're chill. i just had a zolpidem, feeling it start to work now.>>83593406>>83593422>>83593442so was this all just a frozen ready meal? has it gone soggy?i might have to get a microwave. take the nukepill.
>>83593455Nout wrong with a nice Iceland curry and rice lad, proper comfy womfy meal to get down ya gullet. The rice has this texture too it that makes it extra comfy womfy.
Watching the Corriedale special me x
hhl living in a black mirror episode
>>83593467not having a microwave, reheating rice is one of the cases where it would be handy. but i can just stir fry leftover rice with a bit of oil, which is lush.suppose microwaves are good at popcorn, too, but i don't go round making popcorn.just frustrating how many ready meals EXPECT a microwave. sometimes these curry ones give you the option of 3 mins in the microwave, or 30 minutes in the oven. that's electricity i'm using.also the healthy ones that include rice need to stop using white rice, just swap it out for brown basmati (the best rice) that's what i say.
>>83593509Just get a microwave its like 50 quid on amazon for a decent one.
Discharge your pipe, then have a wipe.
>>83593521that's more STUFF. and it's a bulky item, at that.already have a small air fryer, i want to keep things easy for the bailiffs.
>>83593484Mam watched it twice she like it that much.
>Goldman Sachs predicts up that to 50% of jobs could be fully automated by 2045, driven by generative AI and robotics.Interesting timeline n_n
>>83593533>air fryerI see you fell for the meme.
I am more phlegm than man
>>83593406First 2026 appearance of the spacker tray?
How can anyone do this to themselves?
>>83593556Do what? All I see is two beautiful and valid womyn confronting a problematic wh*te m*le. What do you see, bigot?
>>835935382-liter fan-assisted oven that takes a couple of minutes to hit 200 C, sorts out tendies and chips perfectly?VERY happy to have fallen for that meme. my oven takes 10-15 minutes to come up to temperature, and then i have this massive box to prepare a tray of chips. feels like i ought to be roasting a chicken in there, while i'm on.
My autistic 16yo cousins boomer/chavvy dad even says to him LikeYou need to find a job if you leave skool(He does really well at skool though.He could def go to uni or something if he wanted)"Your not just lying about the house all day if you leave skool youll get a job"He was diagnosd as a child,he ws born in 2009(fk),hes not even been around that long But his problems have been known fr his whole conscious life Sometimes often nts are the real autists.Anything slightly aberrant, they cantu nderstand it, they dont want to, theyre angry if asked to.
>>83592909>to get oneWhy not make it yourself?
Surprised SSM not back on YouTube. Reckon he won't be back till February the earliest and going for 2 month break.
>>83593572I see two mentally ill men. The one on the right was arrested and remanded for internet crimes.https://youtu.be/lAkTHNUxw-0?t=21m
At the end of the day you have to accept you can't please everyone. That's life.Humans gonna human.
>>83593506me, i'm in this first/pilot episode of Twilight Zone.man wanders round town, to find there is nobody else. not a single soul in sight. turns out he's part of the space programme, an experiment to see how long man can remain in isolation before losing his mind.20 days. that's what they went with. could you even IMAGINE being in solitude for 20 days, /britfeel/?
>>83593608You can't please ANYONE though
>>83593591Because I don't need to. I can afford to pay someone else to make it for me and deliver it to my gaff. Simple as x
>>83593619You don't know me well enough to make that statement. Nobody on britfeel does.
>>83593606>The one on the right was arrested and remanded for internet crimesBy the chud police, makes sense. ACAB!
Sean can't please women
>>83593633If there was anything remotely good in your life, you'd be bragging about it here endlessly. The same way you brag about the grim parts of your life that you think are good.
>>83593633>You don't know me well enough to make that statement. Nobody on britfeel does.Yeah, we do. We know you're officially, literally, medically mentally retarded and live in a spacker compound. Who could you please?
>>83593633We'll get to know each other better soon x
Gonna put on a huge stuffed crust cheese pizza in the oven in a min I reckon x
You will never be a real woman trannies with a perfect, tight vagina.
Had fish and chips. Haddock was bloody lush, chips were average but fuck it, you can't have it all
>>83593653Bet that wouldn't fit in a 2 litre air fryer. Oven GODS triumph over air fryercels again.
>>83593661>you can't have it allHHL has it all
>>83593573I understand the contrarianism of not wanting an air fryer, I too used to be like that when I lived in a flat and simply didn't have the kitchen space. Since moving into a big boy house and acquiring one though I can safely say I rarely use the oven, maybe once every two weeks it gets turned on. Air fryers are just better at cooking stuff than ovens, mine is even big enough that I can squash a relatively small pizza in there. People that are ideologically opposed to them because they're popular are just shooting themselves in the foot. I GET IT! I am like that in many ways, but technology marches on and often does make things worse but can make your life easier.
>>83593675Slyly trying to bait us into reminding him he doesn't have anything. I see your game.
imagine what the other spacker home residents (all 55+) think about HHL, how is HHL able to live with this embarrassment on a daily basis?
>>83593689It's a guy who either has autism or he's doing a parody of a guy with autism. His problem isn't that they are shit or about counter space or anything. It's that they aren't actually frying anything and they are merely small, efficient ovens.
>>83593689I kinda want an air fryer so I can call it 'me air dryer' like SSM did his
Veitch, the convicted woman beaterDJE, the voyeurist with a SHPOThese two still get all the attention online. Kinda fucked up.
>>83593700He actually pleases all of them because he's a chad who has it all. They definitely don't wonder why there's a young man eating off a plastic tray occasionally shrieking at a crusty old laptop in the common room.
>>83593700They're not going to start taking the piss out of him lad. It's a care home not a high school
>Female prison officer, 29, had intimate relationships with inmates and smuggled drugs and tobacco into jail, court hearsMen with no freedom are getting more pussy than us law abiding lads. Bit depressing when these stories emerge. Makes you realise how you have failed big time as a man.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15436721/Female-prison-officer-29-intimate-relationships-inmates-smuggled-drugs-tobacco-jail-court.html
Dreamt of HHL last night.
>>83593740Speak for yourself lad. I have not failed like you. I get pussy.
>>83593753Well I haven't. I understand there's things that aren't good like my hygiene and appearance. Beyond that though there's just not much I can do to improve myself. I'm not great at learning, not physically able to do masculine jobs and have not much to talk about. Plus I live with my parents, don't own a car and closer to 40 than 30.
>>83593689how it should be, lad. i worry for the day they start building bedsits without ovens because you can just buy an airfryer can't you? (like how some have those combi ovens installed).but in practice it's a small oven it suits me perfectly for one meal. only downside is it's SO small that if something ends up on the top (a Chicago Town mini pizza abed some chips, say) then the top gets grilled by the heating element while the hot air doesn't circulate for everything else.>>83593706me? (>>83593573) nah, that's sincere.lad calling them a meme (>>83593538)? lord knows. it's not even a trend, they've stuck around. like cordless kettles.
>>83593741based dream-revealer (unlike some posters...)what was it, lad?i had a /britfeel/ dream the other day. just us buying a house/hotel, yous were all a good laugh IRL (or IDL i suppose)
>>83593793>mini pizza abed some chipsLovely phrasing >cordless kettleHow does the electrics get into it?
>>83593740What do moids even want.Virgin>frigid, why wont she have sex with me?Has sex>why is she such a whore??Has a crush on an attractive man>women only want chad!Has a crush on an unattractive man, unemployed, prisoner>women are so disgusting they have no standards!
Got that Paul Schrader's Cat People coming tomorrow. Corrrrr! It's almost time for the first DVD update of 2026! Me American imports have passed customs too. Oh aye. x
Early this morning laying there not quite asleep but not quite awake and feel the wife's hand moving across my stomach, thinking "corr yeah actually I could go for some lazy style shagging, nice way to start the day" but then her finger finds my belly button and just stops there. Apparently in her dream that was her intention. Not quite what I was hoping for but not unpleasant I'll grant you.
>>83593633you're a drooling spastic living in a nonce home.
>>83593775Your parents failed you. They should have gotten you the autism diagnosis and then helped you learn to socialise as a child.
>>83593814They want a fuck doll who flatters their ego
>>83593740I'm calling for a total and complete shutdown of foids entering /britfeel/ until our thread's representatives can figure out what is going on. According to Pew Research, among others, there is great love towards violent criminals by large segments of the foid population.
>welper acting like we don't know him better than he knows himselflmao drooling spastic alcoholic
>>83593814lol true though
>>83593740She's fucking hideous. Using the classic foid trick of high waisted jeans to hide her fat belly.
Moids be like >i havent showered in 9 months, I deserve a feminine cute wife
>>83593740People are unwilling to talk about women's hybristophilia but it's a very real phenomenon.
As for me I want a smelly skinny NEET femcel GF. I want to pamper her and suck her smelly toes and lick the smegma from her unwashed cunt and sniff her greasy hair.
>>83593876People are unwilling to talk about it because it's largely inconsequential
>>83593808>How does the electrics get into it? it had a cord but it was all one unit, rather than a detachable base. like how a cordless phone IS plugged in on the main unit/charging stand.i actually don't own a kettle so i just boil water in a pan.
>>83593922Cope and quite likely hidden seethe.
>>83593935Eh? You are the one seething lad. I'm telling you the thing you're seething about doesn't matter
>>83593903You always talk about what you want but you're a moid, you're supposed to offer something do you understand that? I would rather sleep with a man in prison than you as well, at least he probably showers every day, has a personality can talk to people, take care of me. No woman wants an overgrown pervert baby.
>>83593941>I'm telling you the thing you're seething about doesn't matterThat's the cope part.The reason you feel the need to say it is because you're seething that I'm nooticing, but are attempting to hide that.
>>83593814a worrying use of an image similar to Shoplass's. are you her? would let Crossy off the hook.moids just want a woman they feel attracted to who remains loyal. slimness helps massively. common interests, regular sex, not TOO MUCH sexual history (where different men draw the line varies).
Moids be like>I offer... my sex drive and 5 inch penisLmfao
>>83593945>I would rather sleep with a man in prison than you as wellHuh maybe you really are a foid.
>>83593816corr one of those classics i've yet to watch.thank god we're in this golden age where i get to see them at their best.
>>83593945Plenty of lassies have kinks. Don't sell yourself short.
>>83593957>5 inchHehe yeah lass... 5 inches...
>>83593945Is your tuppence an innie or an outie?
HHL's erect penis is 4 inches
>>83593983It's a neovagina, moid.
>>83593923Tell me again how you make your coffees senpai
>>83593983Any proof they are female lad? Never asked, just went along with the drivel, thought so. Mong.
>>83593963Saw it on telly years ago and remember liking it but I'm a simp for Natassja Kinski.>>83593945Didn't ask you, did I? Well I didn't, didn't I? Curse I did.
Genuinely think my casual disregard for the law keeps wifeberg interested in me. Advanced piracy, easy access to pharmaceuticals that the doctors won't give her (ADHD meds, muscle relaxers), shoplifting, speeding, mild fraud et cetera) probably keeps her interested in me. Am somewhat of a badboy don't you know? Rozzers won't catch me
was talking to mate A the other day about the whole incel thing, how surely the existence of an ugly male dating at all renders it all meaningless.she once dated an unattractive bloke who was unemployed and did just sit at home gaming all day. but he had a temper and couldn't control himself, so she broke it off. but there you go, woman who can absolutely 'do better' actually 'choosing' one of these slobs.and just look at the women who fancy Chris-chan, whatever the underlying reason.
>>83593951Lol BULLSHIT you have a 5000 item long list of criteria, you just think all of it is normal to expect so you dont think about it
>>83593556Is that shippy and his mum?
>>83593991here, i have the 6-cup pot, gives me 9 coffee cubes.
There are plenty of smelly NEET foids and NEET moids who want a stinky foid. Just get together. Simple as.
>>83594018what do you think those criteria are?
>>83594013I do know a girl who is actually very attractive and plays video games and is meek and has a triforce tattoo and all the stuff that would make her a proper catch for a lot of men and she's just with this layabout loser who refuses to work because he wants to be a streamer. It was sad 7 years ago and now it's incredibly pathetic. For some reason she's stuck with him though.
Just go to the bingo for a few weeks.It's heaving with bored cludge
>>83594051Smelly NEET foids only want non-smelly millionaires who are at least 6 feet tall, 6 inches long and with a 6 pack. And they can easily get them on dating apps.
>>83594076Foids shouldn't be allowed to choose. The smelliest skinny ones should be gifted to non-obese male NEETs.
>>83594013>just look at the women who fancy Chris-chanBrvtal fame-pill.
>>83594063i mean it could be worse in the sense of an abusive relationship. but i think the common thread is some people get their hooks in, it becomes a relationship, they don't want to leave.i broke off a relationship because i am a mentally ill, drug-addicted NEET. i don't want to be that guy in a relationship, it's unfair on the other person i feel.
>>83594093Fucking loser. You should get your smelly little hooks into a girl and gaslight and abuse her. You had everything and you willingly gave it up.
>>83594088>Foids shouldn't be allowed to chooseTruth nuke. The most desirable foids should be assigned to men based on criteria that society should decide in order to motivate men to be useful for society. Everyone would win.
>>83594091i suppose it's embarrassing at first, even though he was clearly one of those not-self-aware type of autists. didn't seem to grit his teeth about the cringy things he was doing.that said, you must get over it. whatever HHL feels about people finding his house, he'll be back to normal in a week or two.this guy made it.
>>83594111Don't care about any of that I just want to sexually humiliate a smelly foid by gaping all her holes to an abnormal size.
>>83594062Moids are horny pigs.>i want a simple loyal woman who will have sex with meMen have sex, post nut clarity>Ohhhh I want an intellectual woman with common interests a queen who appreciates my finer virtues!You can tell if a man is horny by whether he objectifies you or holds you to a romantic ideal. Moids are fucking horny, thats all they are, they are ruled by their penis, just look at this thread, its sick.
>>83593950I'm seething you're noticing? Why would I be?
>>83594145Kek, you really are riled up. Sounds like you just hate men. I bet that would change with a big cock up your arse, you stupid slut. Try using your brain less, it's not attractive. You don't want to die alone, do you?
>>83594145>Moids are fucking horny, thats all they are, they are ruled by their penis, just look at this thread, its sick.You mean "that's all we are" and "we are ruled by our penises", since, of course, you're a moid.
>>83594063You see a guy who refuses to work because he wants to be a streamer. She sees a guy who spends 12 hours a day relentlessly pursuing his passion
>>83594154>Thinking this is a women on 4transAnon...
>>83594108could happen to anyone, lad. these things care neither for prince nor pauper.best you can do is damage control.
>Men with no freedom are getting more pussy than us law abiding lads>I want to pamper her and suck her smelly toes and lick the smegma from her unwashed cunt and sniff her greasy hair.>I bet that would change with a big cock up your arse, you stupid slut.
>>83594212Bet this lad gets more pussy than you lickle lid.
>>83594212you have a low estimation of fetishists.
Moids write shopping lists of what they need from a woman. Ask waht they bring to the table. Crickets. LOL.
A really stinky female pussy is like a fine wine.
do i need these if i take multivitamins, or does that double up the vitamin D?i don't go outside and it's winter.
>>83594244yeah it's something like Total Recall or Weird Science if you've seen that.
is this foid v moid spam likely to go on for a while
Hairy ginger tuppence
if these dating apps cared about successful pairing rather than keeping you on them, they could probably do that in a fun way.you get asked a bunch of questions like some Elder Scrolls game deciding your glass. and at the end it weighs up all it's statistics and persona data and goes, "Laura, 23, she's your best match."
Is HHL the most disliked personality or is it mostly him posting about himself?
>>83594154I dont hate all moids ive had bad experiences with many of them. So what the fuck should I feel like.In primary school I was quite ugly and chubby a popular moid suddenly pretended he cares about me and wants to be my friend. He walked me home listened to me, smiled at me. It was amazing.In the end, he wanted my PS1, I was so happy and gullible being seen by a boy, I sold it to him like 10% of the rrp price.After that, I was invisible to him.These kind of experiences, repeated over years, yes I dont hate all moids, but I dont trust them, how can I, I know what theyre like.
>>83594302he just pops up every day. report him i guess.don't leave. hate it when lids leave because some spam/gimmick is ongoing. being bullied off the internet is like a sloppy blowjob to a troll.
>>83594339Oh im not allowed to share my genuine feelings on r9k,ok screw you, bye then have your secret boy club.
>>83594332What happened when the less popular moids were nice to you?
>>83594353stop having a go at malekind. if you're actually a woman and you've had bad experiences that sucks, but there isn't some secret 'what moids are really like'.lads here have been reasonable and you get snappy.not everyone is out to steal your PS1.
>>83594332So if I've had several bad experiences with women I'm justified in spamming 4chan for several days non-spot about how evil foids are? Might give that one a go, cheers for the advice.
>>83594326probably, but mostly through sheer popularity. some people do seem genuinely angry at/about him.Moni goes on about her weird Pakistani supremacy shit, that gets grating. the transgender thing was enough. similar with Arbroathy who has a nasty streak.B lost his temper the other day but i can't blame him. not rite what people were saying.
>>83594370>>83594372Notice how the bad childhood experience revolves around the status of the other child as being "popular"
>>83594276pls rspndneed to know if my bones could be better, and all i had to do was take a vitamin every day.
>>83594413i mean this character is an ugly, autistic girl so yeah she'd be seething at her social superiors.feels risky, introducing lore or backstory to a personality. you WILL lose track.
>>83594400I'm a dedicated HHL hater. It's the sheer banality of his drivel that gets me.
>>83594276what IU is in the multivit?I'd take two of those if 11-13st a week, 3 if you are a big lad.I'm 16st and take 1 x 4000 iu a week.
>>83594362>all moids in school wanted Stacey >after school is over suddenly they decide loser girls are ok to dateEpic>>83594370I was replying to somebody having a go at female kind!!! Thats the only reason I fucking posted here! Your whole post applies other way around but you read that every single day about women but you let men get away with it you think thats ok, so its ok to attack all women if youre a man but I cant respond, I see. Fine, not arguing. You called me a troll for talking about my feelings how humiliating. I get carried away but im not trolling, this sucks. Ok im really done, bye.
who is this seething foid
>>83594494It could be Ruth
>>83594489Jesus, grow some balls.
>>83594483>I'm 16stFat fuck.>>83594501He probably still has them.
>>83594489>all moids in school wanted Stacey>after school is over suddenly they decide loser girls are ok to dateYeah. Teenagers are obsessed with social status. They're more worried about their reputations than love. That's why. But when people grow up they usually grow out of that.
Now day 7 (seven) of me having the shits, reckon i have stomach cancer
>>83594483multivitamin just says 5 micrograms of vitamin D.although they're running out tbqh. if i JUST had the 1000 IU vitamin d tablets, is that enough?>I'd take two of those if 11-13st a week, 3 if you are a big lad.i'm a small lad, realistically probably about 10 stone nowadays (new year's resolution, working on it). one a day? i don't even get sun through my windows because i sleep during the day.
>>83594549Had the shits for years lad anxiety can do that to you
>>83594400>but mostly through sheer popularity
got 20 tramadols in at 12 o'clock or sonow down to the last two
some 4x lush viewing xhttps://youtu.be/etuUstR0-Zw
>>83594590popularity isn't always a positive quality, it's like how an infamous person is famous.although in this case it's both!
>>83594515Yes i could do with losing a few more stone, at my heavyest i was 19 and lightest as an adult 13.5>>835945535mcg, thats 200 iuI'd ask your doctor if then can do a vitmain D blood test, say your diet is processed foods and you work nights and are feeling drained all the time and need it checked.
>>83594611is there any at-home test i can do?
>>83594620Maybe, idk.Advantage of the gp tests is if it's really low they can fix it right there and then with a massive 40000iu dose and then give you a perscription for tablets and a dosing schedule, also they MAY do a complete vitamin level panel and spot other things.It's better to have the nurse at the gp do it for this reason.I've paid my taxes so you can use this service for free, so take advantage please otherwise it'll go on birth care for forrens.
>>83594483>>83594553I take 4000iu of vitamin D every day. No abject affects, seems to help with SAD in winter time.
>>83594276Yes you can take both, those are lowish. Next time buy with K2 and D3 for better absorption
>>83594738it does help with SAD, just get yourself checked for hypercalcemia and liver and kidney function tests every now and then.
Cheers to that lad chasing the foid away
>>83594553If the window is closed (sun through the glass) that is the worse type sun which ages you plus all the other bad crap and you with no D3. You have open the window lad
>>83594775You're welcome lad I'm something of an expert.
>>83594766My liver and kidneys are functioning at maximum capacity 100%
>>83594650thanks i'm non-forrin. just agoraphobic.>>83594738>>83594763cheers laddos. might actually just wing it and see how i feel after a few weeks. mad how yous all go to the doctors for all this stuff all the time. didn't think people did that.
>>8359478330 quid online apprently.
Started taking 4k IU of D3 about 10 weeks ago and it made me feel much better. Didn't go to a doctor for permission though because I'm not a queer.
got a mocha on the go, inspired by earlier discussion.added in a few drops of mint extract and it is lush
>>83594843Good lad, self medical expirmentation with no idea of what you are getting into is the Alpha way.
https://youtu.be/ygq23cr-Isk?si=cKfrYcPZN6QRVpVD
>>83594869I'm glad you agree lad, just stick whatever you want into your system and see what happens. I've been doing it for a couple of decades and I don't seem to be overtly suffering yet.
>>83594869Woah lad you really made taking a mild dose of a vitamin sound really scary. Might go to the doctor now to talk about how scared I feel.
>>83594869yeah, take things, feel it out.i mean we're talking about vitamins. they occur naturally in food.
Fuck sake, just lost out on 16 quids on the bet, ffs. Greed, done me in. Just cashed out at 2.22, proper annoyed. Was hoping for 36 payout.
Just necked a full wacket of Trebor extra strong mints.
>>83595046>he bet on west ham
>>83595069Not as good as a wrink is it de lid x
>>83595074I thought it would be a draw. Nearly was.
Had to buy proper teeth whitening strips from America because any effective teeth whitening is banned in the UK
>>83595046but the way it works is, you're building up your loss acca so you're due that much more of a win.
>>83595082My dentist did very effective whitening on me, I assume legally.
>>83595069was it a cry for help?
>>83595082Good lad, self medical expirmentation with no idea of what you are getting into is the Sigma way.
>>83595078unlucky lidyou deserved that money
>>83595082bit of peroxide inside your gob, nowt wrong with that.i still want borax and proper coal tar soap, not sure how easy those are to get through customs.
>>83595099I don't think I want to be a sigma, seems overwrought and confusing. Aiming for alpha is good enough for me.
>>83595100I'll learn muh lesson.
>>83595114got anything on for tomorrow?
>>83595153Yep, got 1 on for tonight as well. Why not, i only put a 10er in last year, won some, got 31 in now. Quite fun.
Miss him so much
>>83593951Hi, that poster isnt me.I went back to lurking,I dont hate men, but Im very stressed with them at the moment.Two different guys at my work place coming on to me,it makes me nervous af.I work in a high street shop part time.I used to be full time, Ive worked with both of them a lot in the past.Yesterday at my shift Guy 1 said hed like to go out for dinner with me some time I said Okay yes! (because I dont want to be mean, Im quite shy I dont want to have drama,awkwardness at work)But I only want to go for dinner if its only friendly not a date.. Im not in a relationship and Im not looking for one right now, dont want a FWB nothing like that just a normal friend. I should have said that.Guy 2, constantly fusses on me doing gentlemanly stuff, brings me cups of tea, holds the door for me, carries stuff for me. Its a bit overwhelming to be honest.I really like both of them as co workers, yes Im only part time now but I still see them every week at work, we're all on work group chat, I hear from them quite often.I just want to come in from work. Relax. Unwind from the day and now its like this stress after shifts now I feel stuck with them at work I feel horrible for feeling that I just want things to go back to normal. It was easier when I had a bf, "I have a bf" end of story.I could say Im seeing someone outside of work, i don't want to lie, it may be the only way to keep the peace though. I really dont want things at my work place to be awkward if I reject them but I dont want to start seeing them either neither of them. I dont know what to do so that no one is upset. Just quite fed up with this now, my stomach is in knots going to work when theyre in, I need to get ready for bed now for 10-2 shift tomorrow, Guy 1 in.Sorry annoying post Im not expecting advice just had to get this out somewhere.
>Aagghh men are so le bad I have no option but to paragraph post in a thread full of men for attentionWhy are they like this.
me? in the frog tongue they call me the wod of wamblers
>>83595226thats all /r9k/ is nowit sad
Horrible winter this. Hopefully it'll be my last one.
>>83595247They don't even have the decency to actually be women.
>>83595208shoplass you need to learn to say no. if you don't like lying then just come out with the truth ASAP, you can still be polite e,g,, "sorry, i'm not interested in seeing anyone at the moment."men will just go off the information you're giving them, and right now you're leading them on. you KNOW it won't end well.>It was easier when I had a bf, "I have a bf" end of story.>I could say Im seeing someone outside of work, i don't want to lie, it may be the only way to keep the peace though. just as it was simple when it was true, as a white lie "sorry, i have a boyfriend," is usually enough. no need to invent some whole backstory for your fictional bf (although maybe you could have one in reserve).who knows. maybe you will fall in love with one of these workmates.
>>83595226>>83595247besides the anti-men part THIS IS WHAT I WANTpost your FUCKING FEELS(or better, some OC. turn your feels into art.)
kids bop semen munter
>>83594867I was wondering where Shopper Bear got to after the divorce.>>83595235Whow Wun-Wat.
>>83595329what do these words mean lid?
PEAKhttps://youtu.be/ET3-t1jFmo0
What software could you not live without lads?
>>83595405adblock, mullvad, plex, qbitorrent
>>83595373hadn't heard of these. sounds like Nirvana and Nickelback had a baby.
>>83595405Not software but Wikipedia. I just use it too much.
Alarm set for 9am. Hopefully get a nice bit of sleep.Nighty night lads.
>>83595405Microsoft PowerToys - some stuff in there that SHOULD just be part of Windows.ShareX - really good screenshot origram that can do a bunch of other stuff, mogs the fuck out of Snipping Tool.CCleaner - even though it's shit now, it sorts weird registry problems like old filetype associations, and it's just a handier way to e.g. uninstall programs or disable startup bloat.
>>83595430i'm actively trying to do this less often. just the way Wikipedia is written according to all its policies, shit annoys me sometimes. but it's the first place i go to if i need to learn something.a proper encyclopedia wouldn't be written the same way. and the whole Creative Commons thing means the photos and illustrations are usually shit. any actor, it's a photo of them at a Comic-Con panel.
Alright lads I have been away for 2 weeks, but doesn't look like I missed anything.
>>83595274I am worried its gone too long now and it will be awkward at work if Im so direct now.Its quite a bitchy place at times.Also Guy 2 is like 20 lol Im nearly 25.So that cant work anyway.Guy 1 is older though.I know I need to pull the plug like asap.Ill send him a message on private chat.I just have to be really honest or really mostly honest with a white lie.Thank you for what you said its quite insightful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjW-j2PAv-I
>>83595474don't let it snowball. hope it works out.>Also Guy 2 is like 20 lol Im nearly 25.So that cant work anyway.a 24-year-old can date a 20-year-old ya crazy broad.tell us shop stories. what's some mad stuff that's happened in the shop?
what ever happened to deliverylad? i miss his grumblings.
>>83594483Vitamins absorption isnt affected by how big you are lad. You shouldnt take more "just cause im bigger", fucking hell mate.That said you're lucky you're only doing that with Vitamin D, it seems to be quite safe at higher dosages. But fucking hell mate.
>>83595405GNU + Linux. Simple as.
Watching Jurassic Park 3 in beddingtons and having a wuppa. Very womfortable rn x
>>83595542>You shouldnt take more "just cause im bigger", fucking hell mate.Of course you should. If you're larger you have more cells, and metabolise more energy and chemical inputs to support them pretty much directly proportionately to your mass.
>>83595546silence, nonce.
>>83595546Peak womfy that lid
Hide HHL Posts.Ignore HHL Rambling.Do Not Reply To HHL Nonsense.
>>83595555stop before you hurt yourself or talk to a dr please
>>83595522To be honest when i first started every day felt mad but it becomes normal I tune it all out now, shoplifters, people who want to return shoes they bought 5 years ago, people who want to return expensive shoes they bought 1 day ago to show off at a wedding, boomers who want a discount because its cheaper on ebay (second hand), teenagers fighting, fetishists, fetish prank calls, wanking prank calls, Im used to it, most days are uneventful though
are Switch games simply doomed to never go down in price?picrel is 28 quid in CeX, still 40 quid new. should be a daft little indie type game for a tenner. the ORIGINAL Crypt of the NecroDancer is a tenner and sometimes it drops to 2 quid on Steam.just want to play shit like this and Stardew Valley comfy in my bed. but they need to STOP demanding absurd prices for games that are a few quid on PC.
I cant lie, part time is nice.I am lucky because its really flexible.Like 9-5, 12-8, 10-6 shifts all week I was really burning out, got quite ill. Now I can pick and choose to an extent, 10-2, 12-4, sometimes it feels too fast even desu, its hard to explain.I am lucky because I still live at home though,I couldn't afford it otherwise.
sparked up a joint siuuuuuuuuu on it tonight my ladhttps://youtu.be/b4eMyOzD9UI
>>83595608>bought a SwitchYou get what you paid for Nintentard.Should've gotten a RoG Ally or Steam Deck.
>>83595561why being so horrible lid?
>>83595628It feels fast because you're doing 4 hours of work you absolute dosser, barely even enough time to have a shit. Fucking lazy ass zoomies.
>>83595628>fetishistspretty brazen if they're just out and about getting their rocks off to all the feet on display (or shop staff touching their feet, or whatever it is).how do you know? what do they do?
>>83595641because he's a wrongun, gimp.
>>83595636>You get what you paid for Nintentard.true. i'm sure even before the Steam Deck there were probably solid Android/Linux handhelds that can just run these games (and emulators).but it's a decent bit of kit, and i enjoyed that Breath of the Wild (actually worth 40+ quid).if i've updated it, is it too late to root/jailbreak it? and if i don't care about online stuff, can i stick a bunch of Switch ROMs on an SD card?
6 days in and I can already tell 2026 is going to be an awful year
5 days caffeine free. Fucking sucks
fuck it maybe i'll just get one of these daft retro Linux console things anyway.just want to pirate some indie games and play SNES RPGs while tucked up in bed. is that such a crime??
>>83595774Get a Steam Deck lad they're class100% good for what you're looking for
>>83595665I dont want to sound like a man hater myself but men (and women) can be brazen lol.Also, not being graphic but you find in hindsight, you can tell a lot about some people by how theyve left the changing rooms.Its just a job, you get nutters everywhere.Its less busy since covid anyway,I started working in 2019 so I can say right before was a lot busy,dead high streets.The most common thing is just shoplifting, since we're told not to get involved, you occasionally see people walk in and out so casually with stuff, it is quite interesting how uninhibited people can be,I assume on drugs/drinking.
>>83595769coming off caffeine is pretty grim, but you'll feel better once you're over that hurdle. for me it always takes a week or so.me right now? sipping my post-mocha Monster Ultra. but i've also just had a couple of tramadols to balance it out.
might head over to Shoezone for a quick wank.
>>83595650Cant lie you're not wrong, feels like Im not allowed to complain about work lol because everyone does longer hours, people do call me "Part timer" as if I havent worked for years already it honestly feels like I got kicked out of their clique when I stopped doing 8 hours, its understandable.I would like to do more in the future,not sure,Im not a spring chicken anymore though.Well, bed time for me, good night.
What we know for facts:>We are being observed by something else>It does not like us putting weapons in space>Occasionally sometimes bits of metal fall to earth>Medical and military corporations use that metal for advanced projects>It HAS been used for "growing bones" to cure some types of cancer>Some of the metal can have up to 51 elements inside it>We cant do that just yet>Some of the metal has Human DNA as a component as well as PlutoniumIt's all very interesting.
>>83595795i'm sure, dunno if it's overkill though?also do you NEED a Steam account, and all that? i won't lie to you, lad: my Steam games come in the form of a Steamless patched .exe and a Goldberg Emu .dll. i don't even have Steam installed any more.in Linux mode, can you just run whatever binaries you want?
>>83595856NOT saying you're wrong, but where are you getting these facts?
Stuck some stuff up my bum for the first time in 8 years. Obviously regret it now.>at first it hurt, and I questioned what I was doing, but I was so horny>then it felt good... it felt too good, and I came immediately, and kept cumming buckets. In fact I couldn't stop ejaculating, so I pulled the thing out of my butt>then I realised it smelt like butt, and I was no longer horny, and I wondered what the fuck am I doing
>>83595856>>We are being observed by something elsePost proofYou won't
>>83595890Embrace the Bumsesh de lad.
>>83595847Got disc? I have many apus saved
actually nah these Steam decks are too expensive. and surprisingly low-res with weak battery life? and FUCK anything that comes in tiers with different specs. i liked how the Nintendo Switch was just the Switch, that's it, that's your console.i just want the equivalent of a mid range smartphone with a D-pad and buttons attached. my actual smartphone has the worst input lag when i connect a controller through Bluetooth (and the screen is too small anyway).
>>83595907>Embrace the Bumsesh de lad.I'm not a gay though. Where do such things end?
>>83595876I do not kiss and tell lad. But interestingly enough we can bind Ceramic to Metal in a Zero G environment and then you can introduce human DNA via the ceramic.All very top secret stuff, but it'll probably come out n a more public setting by next year.
>>83595923this is all too complex. might just go back to Chromo Trigger on my computer. i'll worry about treating myself to something if my bennies get reinstated (maybe even backpaid).until then, i can just play demos of games on my Switch. the four actual games i own have ran their course.
>>83595932>we can bind Ceramic to Metal in a Zero G environment not to brag, but i reckon i could pull this off.
>>83595923Build a gaming PC and buy a controller. Play the latest game and any game of the last 35 years. Simple.
Thinking about getting an Xbox Series X for me bedroom. Any sales coming up soon?
miss Chikamiss Crossymiss Blad
>>83595973Perfect, glue some ceramic to some metal, spit on it and put it in your body to replace some bones and it'll be great. The body cannot reject it. It's foolproof.
>>83595983i think that's it. built my PC in 2013 or so when the DWP backpaid me about 3 grand one day. lived with parents at the time, put together a snazzy mid-range gayman PC for about a grand.i suppose the goal of life is to get married, get a house, have kids. i just want a modest flat and a decent PC. finally give that Cyberpunk a try IN 2077
just chilling w some tunes on wby?https://youtu.be/yNgnKfhzMZA
>>83595989you already have a Switch and a PlayStation, not to mention two tellies.how do you afford it all, lad? you buy junk food every day. you buy wooze and wrugs. HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS?
>>83596013If you can save up some money it's worth it.I built a new PC end of 2024, finally played Cyberpunk at max settings and basically rediscovered my main hobby, played so many games last year.My previous PC before that was 2015, so it lasted me 8-9 years. I reckon this PC will last as long. Can always turn down the graphics settings in 5-8 years time.
>>83596013>sponge off the government for at least 13 years>ALL I want. My HUMBLE request. :) My REQUIREMENT. As a grown man. Is free shelter, free food, free bills paid for, for life, oh and a nice little gaming PC as well. In return I will... be grateful for about half a day. That's all!Wow such a humble guy
>>83595532he was another BN character
Some GREEDY SELFISH lads want to work for a living, provide for a family, make their parents happy. ALL I want is to have everything handed to me so that I can sit on my arse and relax. Paid for by everyone else, of course. Is it so much to ask?Look, I'll even take a gaming LAPTOP. Still need the free housing, food, etc, etc, though, of course.
>>83596079kek, done him there de lad x
Thank god that people work for us so we can continue to live on benefits.They're everyday heros also my government paid maccies is a bit slow on the delivery today. Not sure what's going on.Spose I might have to call him on my government paid iPhone and maybe even leave my government paid flat in my government paid air force ones.
there will be more deaths than births this year, the incels got the last laugh at society after all
>>83596061yeah i just want the basics, and then a bit more.
Cor snowingtons is it? Let's fucking go
>>83596164nice one. it's all melted round here.when is the cold snap going to end? the snow LOOKS very nice, just don't want another two months of this. sat indoors in a coat, me.
My neighbour has decided that right now is the time to invite the boys over to rap over beats into his amped up microphone.We love multicultural Britain oh yes we do
Should have paid attention in school if you didn't want to be 25 working in a shop lol daft bint
>>83596186film it and report it to the council
>>83596033I don't have a Switch anymore I sold it last year.
>>83596182We have another 2 weeks of cold weather probably. I like it
>>83596201Don't be a grass lad. Nobody likes a grass.
>>83596201So with that. At least in my local council I need two weeks worth of evidence before they even action it.
>>83596212nobody like me whatever i do
>>83596217>I need two weeks worth of evidencbetter start filming now then you have a lot to do
>>83596231He can be alright sometimes. Other times he's a complete schizo, I've mentioned it at the time but previously he was screaming about someone stealing 250k from Liverpool council and threatening to get his gun and he's not scared of going back to jail. I think about a few days later he was beating someone.Anyway that's all stopped and he's back to just being a mid tier schizo inviting the boys for a rap sesh
>>83596186i know how you feel. Hindu downstairs neighbours were having some sort of family gathering and/or party last night.and yet I'M the one who's had notes from some other neighbours about playing choonz (moderate volume, during the day, mostly about the bass/vibrations).
>>83596203why? did you need the dosh?
>>83596259christ. rather you than me
>>83596263Aka you got a simple request to turn the noise down 1 single time and you've been revelling in the chance to feel like a persecuted victim ever since
>>83596217daft, this. i know they always say to talk to the neighbours first "you'd be surprised" etc.but if the rule is no loud noises after 11pm or before 8am or whatever it is, that's going to be intermittent parties at random. you shouldn't have to set up decibel-measuring equipment to prove, "yes they were indeed having a loud party at midnight last night."they could just go to a field.
>>83596276cash injection so he can pay his next noncing victims family 100 quid and a few sacks of spuds
>>83596263Yeah I had a similar thing once, some post came through the door about noise being too loud on new years. This was like 10 years ago. Made me laugh, for a while I thought it was my direct neighbour then I asked her and she showed me she got one too. We both thought it was each other heh.Turns out it was the legit schizo who lived under us who we would sometimes see standing still in the middle of the road with his eyes closed staring directly into the sun.I'm glad I meet these kinds of people because it limits my own schizo nature.
>>83596287aye, that's it.
>>83595989Don't bother, lad. Xbox is totally dead. I'd be surprised if they even put out another console. I sold my Series X and stick with me PS5 and Switch.
Here for the bumsesh de lid?Spaffgaff Grotto just down the road de lid Corr we love a warmblood.
>>83596279It's funny cause I've stood my ground on him a few times. We once got into a shouting match outside Tesco which annoyed me cause it was the Tesco I go to all the time and I didn't want the workers there to think I was a little bitch so I gave it all back too him. Must've looked fucking strange a 6ft jacked Jamaican starting on a tubby white guy who won't back down kekWorth it though, he apologised a few weeks later.
6'3 fit hung looking for a foid with a piss kink hmu xxx
>>83596292>I'm glad I meet these kinds of people because it limits my own schizo nature.i know that feel. in this case it was a fair cop, did write back to her, "oh yeah that was probably me, my apologies," and stopped using my Bluetooth speaker. but then OTHER neighbours clearly don't give a fuck.as for the schizo thing i had a downstairs neighbour at my old flat who kept knocking at our door and complaining about "that banging", saying he'd tell our landlord or the council. i thought of all the things it could have been, no idea.then he started complaining first thing in the morning when i was still in bed, made me wonder if it was an actual hallucination. poor guy tbqh.
>>83596308I know it is. I can tell from how you throw your neighbours under the bus, the dramatic >YET I AM THE PROBLEM! ME! MOI! which you absolutely love saying The fact like all true dark triad hypochondriac psychos you're using your self invented problems as a foot in the door to commiserate with people who have real problems You got asked, politely, to turn the volume down once, three times ABSOLUTE maximum, at least a year ago, possibly several years ago, and you will be milking the fuck out of it for the rest of your days to anyone who will listen, DWP forms etc. It's like you're not even ALLOWED to EXIST it's not bloody right. You know I'm right and I know I'm right.
>>83596332not sure if this is a homosexual thing or a Hogwarts thing.
>>83596369Lmao there you go. A lady wrote you a well mannered little note, you wrote one back, this is the big titanic drama of your life that can only be soothed by free benefit money
>>83596332As a man in his 30s, I shouldn't laugh at these. Nonetheless, I do every time.
>>83596375you're arguing as though i'm denying something.although, you keep extrapolating strange details. plus i think it's fair enough to complain about negative experiences, no matter your circumstances in life.
>>83596392yeah it was pretty polite. she specifically acknowledge it was during the day, it wasn't SUPER loud or anything, was more the feeling of it because of the thin walls.she must be having a horrid time now, with all these new noisemakers.
>Hello love, your music was a bit loud last night, I have a new baby can I ask if you can keep the noise down a bit at night? Thanks :) number 36>Yes I will do, sorry about that :)HOW could this WHORE do this to me she's JUST like my DAD this FATAL WOUND IN MY MINE BACK! OH WOE!
>>83596425See thats exactly the same as having a schizophrenic African rap posse next door isnt it. You should go down the cancer wards and tell them about your anxiety disorder lad, inspirational speaking you know.
>>83596433whoa nelly that's some crazy thoughts you're thinking i've thunk.
>>83596369Where would we be without schizo neighbours. Had a fella invite me round for a cup of tea then he began to casually talk to the spirits around him and bark out the window at passing people. He then offered me a cigarette which was from a collection of butts he'd scavenged off the street.Spose it makes us wiser but knowing me I'll find myself in the same position yet again
>>83596457You've never had a real problem in your life, you're a dole dosser. Simple as.
>>83596447>You should go down the cancer wards and tell them about your anxiety disorderi dunno, this might trouble them further. they have enough going on.
Little middle class lad got a note through his door once (once, 1 time). The world will hear about this for the next 60 years (he will live a long time on dad's private BUPA insurance)
>>83596458my friend's granddad used to see foetus ghosts. diagnosed schizophrenic, his hallucinations just become a matter-of-fact part of the world. "oh there's foetuses hovering outside our window again, i'll close the curtains so they don't get in.">>83596462i've had several real problems. both serious and mundane.quite glad to be where i'm at now, though. i just wish the heating was a bit better. i WAS entitled to an upgrade, but that'd involve builders tearing up my flat.going to just do what i can with the heating, then see if i can get a grant again.
>>83596457It's your own words lad, paraphrased slightly:>and yet I'M the one who's had notes from some other neighboursThe guttural, visceral sense of aggrieved victimhood behind these exaggerated words (it was one note) (one polite note from a lady 7 years ago) says it all. You love the fact this happened, it's part of your origin story for the DWP.
>>83596516We might have different standards for what a real problem is lad, I agree the lad with a literal violent schizophrenic neighbour has a problem, to me a written note isn't something I'd be kept awake at night 10 years later, but we've all gone through different things in life, some more than others.
>>83596472>>83596531one of father's solicitors had a look at the note and agreed it wasn't legally binding, but i'm a decent and humble person so we didn't take the legal route.
I'm a NEET and all my family are workers. Oh it lush. Unironically.
>>83596547Difference is lads here make their genuinely bad situations sound trivial for a laugh, you make trivial situations out to be life and death because you've never had any problems, it's like the opposite of gallows humour lol.
>>83596590good on you, lad. they are contributing to society, some richoids don't. do not listen to the hysterical seether.although in bad/violent neighbour crack, the last place i had a heroin addict flatmate. nothing against heroin addicts but he and his family all carried knives and kept breaking their ball conditions in some way. would come home and they'd nicked/broken stuff, that was genuinely worrying in that "i don't feel safe in my own home" kind of way.that said, nowadays i dislike that there's not much pressure from the hot water taps. makes washing up slightly difficult, dreadful stuff.
>>83596590Seems like any normal person would feel shame and intense self-loathing in that situation.
Me? I'm a neet but I volunteer at local food bank (They let me take home lots of food) and litter pick my local area several times a week.
>>83596704>Litter pick my local area several times a weekpick this up for us, lid x
>>83596704>litter pick my local area several times a week.nice one lad. might get back on this too if i start going outside again.do you have one of those grabber things, or do you just pick it up with your hands?
>>83596704Should you really be pilfering food from a food bank? Why wouldn't you leave that for people who genuinely need it?
>>83596759Anything for Seaside x>>83596763I got a little grabber and council coloured bin bags that are mauve or purple that I clip into it. >>83596770I do genuinely need the food though? Stale pastries expired potato salad and bashed up tins all on for freee.
>>83596704>>83596763It good to keep active and help keep the community tidy.
>thanks for contributing a whole hour of labour today. Here, why not take all this free food meant for families who urgently need itDo you say:>Ah, thank you, but I'll leave it for those in urgent need :)Do you say:>OHHHH yes class, gives them crinkle cut chips they're my favourite, gives the pepsi go onnnnn gives that, gives that too, I'll be having that, cheers, bit more thanks, alright see you for my hour shift next week
>>83596770the food bank i used to go to had some deal with Greggs. ideally i wanted dried food like rice and lentils (donate stuff like this)but then at the end they'd just go "and here's 36 doughnuts. we have hundreds of them, they'll go to waste if you don't take them."sat around eating Scooby-Doo meatballs and then scarfing six doughnuts afterwards. what a time to be alive.
He's on top rate PIP, full housing bennies, walking out the food bank making Seasidemark grunting noises hauling cardboard boxes of free food for 1 (himself). "Lush"!
>How dare that benniemong who gets three hundred pound a month take two pot noodles? There are starving immigrants who NEED that food!
>>83596817>>OHHHH yes class, gives them crinkle cut chips they're my favourite, gives the pepsi go onnnnn gives that, gives that too, I'll be having that, cheers, bit more thanks, alright see you for my hour shift next weeknormally when you go round, they kind of just throw stuff in your bag. i get that it's a speed issue if there's a queue, but sometimes you do want to be like, "there's no point giving me that one, save it for one of the families behind me."
>would you mind leaving the Freddos, there's a little autistic boy who comes in sometimes, he loves them, he loves frogs SORRY FINDERS KEEPERS, I'VE PUT ME GRAFT IN HERE FOR ME COMMUNITY GET IT IN THE BAG
>>83596856If you're on low bennies then it's fair enough lad was picturing one of these lads scamming the full amount on everything, then creaming off the food bank on top.
>>83596856this privileged lad is out there visiting foodbanks that have fresh/frozen food like chips!if you have a church 'community grocery' near you, those are breddy gud. gone up to five quid now (used to be three ;_;), you pick out six items and one (1) of them can be from the freezer.
Me after I clean out all the good stuff at the food bank and leave only tinned peas and expired camel milk tins for the toothless single mothers and their brown kids. Sorry lids, I need all the tinned pies and frozen KFC for myself. Baby formula? That'll make a great milkshake at home.
There is a rich old lady who donates bags of Tesco Finest stuff. I always grab those two bags on my way out before they get a chance to distribute those nicer items fairly. Did feel a bit bad at Christmas but fuck it
enough seething post some fucking CHOONZhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYwLLyy-hZQ
>>83596944>>83596993Yeah obviously this is your real self, so the nice guy act is creepy>just doing what i can to help me community :)Obviously fake
>>83596993Stop seething lad. They let me take it as I put in about 10 hours a week.
>>83597060meant for>>83597027this seethie weether.
miss Peters Bakery. i'll never have American Chocolate Dream Cake EVER again.
Mad how civilisation (a good thing) has made humans feel separate from nature (a delusional thing). We have become so removed from the state of nature we assume it's normal for things like benefits, food banks to exist. We are animals like any other. There is no welfare state for grizzly bears. Like the idea alone of taking care of complete strangers. Free shelter, warmth, sustenance handed out to strangers (competitors, in real terms). It's so normal to us we forget how utterly alien it is to the world we live in.We assume wars just don't happen for people like us. There is a massive surplus of listless men wandering around like zombies because the predictable war cycle of the past has been frozen.The human world these ideas took hold in - religious, homogenous, increasingly doesn't exist any more, but people assume the ideas in themselves must have a self propelling inertia. Cart, horse, etc.
Funny thing is with this idea of the state socialists and communists are meant to be scientific materialists, but they really have a quasi-religious faith in human nature as essentially compassionate and noble which is simply wishful thinking, not something borne out by reality. Hence it always devolves into violent suppression as they try to beat compassion into a hairless chimpanzee.
>>83597116are there any herd animals that skew "collectivist" rather than all individualistic?i think whether it's nature or nurture we're sort of fighting our instincts sometimes, with the whole stiff upper lip, "pay it no mine" type detached attitude. feels like something is missing when you become all jaded and detached, because it is.but even in planned communes you get these weird issues that crop up. kibbutz in Israel, sort of progressive with it's gender roles for the time, looking after kids was a collective responsibility (not just mothers looking after THEIR OWN kids). now there's a generation of ex-kibbutz people with some obvious feelings about how that worked out.
People think there is a difference between "hair" (human) and "fur" (animal), it's another word for the same thing. We are literally an animal, and closely related to the chimpanzee, one of the most belligerent warlike animals on the planet.
>>83597116Nature is not delusional. It's natural.Everything that's happening now is very unnatural, and it won't last. Right now the UK is importing millions of 65 IQ Africans and 75 IQ Middle Easteners for no apparent reason other than to destroy the nation, and that will be the outcome. All of this is temporary.
It feels like covid was a turning point, not the virus itself, as a market of disillusion, alienation etc. Feels like people don't feel like this is "their" society anymore they just inhabit it. They don't feel part of it, in control. They don't care about it.People feel like strangers, which I guess they always were mostly, but there used to be a shared connection that isn't there anymore.Nothing works, there are foreigners absolutely everywhere. Maybe people don't feel like they're around their own people anymore. How can you commit to a society if you don't trust it.
>>83597158i mean some "secular humanists" outright talk of it as their belief system, like that's how the plug the religious gap as atheists.David Hume was pretty right about humans being driven by passion more than beep-boop rationalism. but i think even if you have a healthy mix of both, that's going to lead to more good/helpful qualities than evil/harmful ones. who knows what the robots will be like.
It's weird, the country is so far gone, yet it was fine, within living memory of most of us it was pretty much fine. The setting of the 90s, 2000s, would have been okay if it continued. Now that seems like a farfetched dream world. A simple state of affairs that already existed.It's mental that is where we ended up. It would have been entirely possible and natural the life we all knew simply continued as it was.Instead, it's this.Now people only expect more decline and doom, as if that's the natural thing to expect.It all happened in about 30 years max. Now it's as if it's always been this way. It seems hysterical and unreasonable to expect anything different.Unreal.
If anything, it's as if the whole mainland has degenerated into being what Northern Ireland already was 30-50 years ago lol. A shithole. We have absolutely gone backwards. You wouldn't have thought as a teenager in the 90s, 2000s the country was going to go backwards, to this extent as well. We were optimistic.You would have thought countries going to shit was for other people, banana republics in Africa. We only go forwards.It will be interesting to see how it all ends up.
>>8359735990s/2000s were on the right track. there was a spirit of optimism for this whole new millennium. the last civil rights issues had basically been solved. keep discussing this with mate A since she's now on some socially conservative kick, but we both broadly agree that people can live their lives however. and that we were just in the right place by the 2000s and should have stayed the course, there.fashion changes, new issues arise. but something like racism or sexism, we had those figured out. now they're just adding layers and everyone is confused. the general progress of civilisation is taking steps BACKWARDS.
maybe we should start a /britfeel/ commune. it's too late to buy Lightwater Valley, but we could make an offer on Flamingo Land. Crosslad can handle the animals, HelperLad can run the diner.
>>83597458https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3wd8jznxq9o
>>83597434The problem is that you are a paedophile. Any discussion of morality is pointless in light of this.
Can't imagine watching Stranger Things after season 1. Total shit.
>>83597475corrr time to take this over. Crosslad, you're in Scotland, you take the high road. Helper and i will take the low road. we'll find our new home on the bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.
>>83597518i dunno, i don't feel attracted to kids. i think that's a prerequisite there.but it's less morals in the sense of 'don't murder' and more just everyday 'social mores' we previously took for granted. i think those are deteriorating, or at least changing direction (for the worst IMO).
>>83597526i wasn't a fan but i can see the appeal. it's such a novelty i don't know HOW they dragged it out. also the actors have very clearly aged.seen clips doing the rounds and it's full-on battling giant CGI monsters and things. looks as though it basically is just some Marvel-style flick, even if it's popcorn fun.was going to ask something but i forgot what
was funny how much the other kids got sidelined. Anakin Solo? Ben Skywalker?nah m8 the new MCs are Jacen and Jaina. (and sometimes Kyp Durron.)
This is a curfew zone. You're under arrest foid.
in two minds about getting a late-night takeaway. had another zolpidem and i'm drifting off but i'm also buzzing a bit from caffeine.food shopping is better, anyway.
Arse is throbbing after that bumsesh.Me balloon knots been done in.Going to have give my rump a break.Too many willies up it.
Chad stole me ps1
You know the rules foid. You'll be going away for a long time.
>>83597431It was only a shithole because the Brits made it one.
anyone tried the BrewDog BBQ sauces?
Keith put me toy soldiers on the fire
To this day, very few people have completed the 'Eat a whole pack of cookies' challenge. Seaside was a visionary.
Beddingbury beckonsI do fink X
>>83597936Mate I could do this in a heartbeat eating a which whole pack of cookies is not a difficult task. Also that cup looks fucking rancid has he not washed it in 35 years?
>>83597825Belly very big https://youtu.be/zoXkHcM7K5g
>>83598020Big fat belly bitch. Bounce bounce bounce.
feeling lush tonight lids 4x lush even x
>>83597896>brewdog
bloody hell those zolpidems are knocking me for six
Why won't the government try and help me reproduce? It's in their interest that I do so.
the bubes of rubes
>>83598510Corr spaff
>>83598498what could they do?
>>83598498>It's in their interest that I do so.It's not
>>83598533Get me a gf.>>83598549Why not?
>>83598561Lol don't worry about it big lad, enjoy your sexless sprogless life
Absolutely LOVE going to bed at 11 and waking up 4 hours later. Thanks brain.
>>83593189I need money man
In 3-4 years Ruthmong will be the 40 year old virgin. KEK
morning spastics
>>83598647It's grim lad. I can't see my life being any better. Things will only get worse.
>>83598733>I can't see my life being any betterI can if you get a job
Morning mongs
>>83598733No sexNo gfNo money Whacky man playing gimmicks on his 40th birthday LMAO! Lush.
>>83598746No sexNo gfNo moneyWhacky man reading gimmicks on his 40th birthdayLMAO! Lush.
>>83598758I have all 3 of those things and I'm only 30, cope on
>>83598743Unlikely to be employed at this point in life. Employers are not desperate these days. Always better candidates that have been in regular work. Won't ever work in a warehouse or factory again anyway.>>83598746Yeah well past 30 is the cut-off for me. Turning 40 will be depressing still.
>>83598785>I have all 3 of those things and I'm only 30Proof?
>>83598786You will be 40 years old perving on asmr videos like a dirty old Indian. Grim.
>>83598758She really should stop with that muck on her face.
>>83598758She is such a basic bitch 5/10 its not even funny. Incels have shit taste in women, I guess a basic bitch McStacy is like a goddess when you've never got your dick wet.
>>83598802These bints wouldn't bait us with their thumbnails if they didn't like men.
>>83598819They care about easy money. Read the comments on an ASMR video. Absolute saddest cunts on planet earth, guarantee they hate their audience. How can you accept being one of those guys, a faceless digital "John" for prostitutes you're not even allowed to touch. Absolute state.
>>83598813She's not as fit. I'm really into blonde american lasses lately.https://youtu.be/qZa2fcO6Lyc
>>83598813She is just a middle class nerd with a bad posture. I think liking a slightly flawed girl isn't necessarily a bad thing. They're only human. You would not meet her standards anyway.
>>83598832I just don't get it either. Most have boyfriends and these simps still give them free money.
I don't really want to work anyway to be honest. I find warehouse and factory jobs depressing. Makes me suicidal. So my mental health is affected and therefore I can claim disability. Single men like me don't need to work. There is absolutely no way I could get a relationship by working. Not in this climate of online dating apps. Far better men out there.
>>83598911How about an electronics shop?
>>83598917Retail is more appealing. I have not seen that film since 2007. I may have to watch it around 40 and see if has aged well.
Scottish murmurs took one look at Flynn and burst out laughing. Oh aye.
>>83598898I don't think she is average. She would be above most women in this country. She takes care of herself.>>83598950She's just such an overrated, aging bint.
most men get ready for work right around now, you saddos reply to a turkish gimmick artist instead
>>83599003I expect most of us don't work. I sleep and stay up whenever I feel like it. It's too much energy to bother working anyway. Some of us are tolerant of staying home all day for the rest of our lives.
The Turkish flag? Not even fit enough to wipe my arse with it.
>>83599016not sure your parents are happy with that though
Little Turkish spastic shitting up the thread yet again with his obsession over white women, I find it really creepy and weird. You can tell he's a stone cold incel who's never touched a woman before.
>>83599047Trvkepill
>>83599047>You can tell he's a stone cold incel who's never touched a woman beforewhat insight!
>>83599047Cute babes though aren't they?
>>83598623This is me when I'm playing a good game all day.
>>83598510Must be terrible time to be a female these days. At least they can try to pass off the real stuff as fake/AI.
I'm not even Turkish. My skin is very pale and I have a thick southern British accent.
>>83599111How come you refuse to post on /bant/ then?
>>83599126Maybe I will one day. Honestly only reallt come to /r9k/ and /g/ these days.
>>83599172>Maybe I will one dayYou wont
>darker skin girl >do not recommend channelhate doing this because I'm not a racist deep down. I struggle to find them attractive.
I think I've mostly spoken to males for all my life. I do not exist to women.
>>83599290You spoke to that femcel yesterday, she destroyed you.
Apu! Get off of the floorThat fren you're with, he ain't no innocent frogHe's a Seether! Child!I seen him rip apart a young lid with his bare handsNow, I know you think you know just what you're postin'You posted it time and time again beforeBut be careful with your womf'Cause this lads a nasty grumpAnd he's about to turn this thread into a war
Remember when you were 14 and were thinking "can't wait to experience sex" and then it just never happened?
>>83599392Soon you'll be 40 thinking "can't wait to experience sex". LMAO!
>>83599392I was a late bloomer, lost my virginity at 21
Never even put my nose in a fanny
>Arriving today 7 am - 1 pmwow just think, i could have food in (breakfast bars, protein bars) any moment now.
>>83599461if someone's an incel, we should rub their nose in one. like how we punish dogs who shit.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2154475/most-likely-conscripted-britain-uk-ww3It was "fun" while it lasted, quadrospazzes may end up in the Home Guard, may.
>>83598745*looks up from his paper*whagwan
>>83599511it's odd to think us and our parents grew up without National Service.plenty of less physical roles nowadays if someone has flat feet or homosexual tendencies.
>>83599551I dont think either of those are a route to avoiding conscription now, the fruits of progressive society. Going to be flat footed homosex on the front lines, no escape.
*ticks the 'someone at the property has a disability' box on Amazon*let's see if they actually bring it inside and upstairs now.
>>83599561>homosexuals>the fruits of progressive societyheheheh.we could go for some middle-ground system like Finland. waive tuition fees if you do a year in the military, or two years as a civil servant (if you're a coward). zoomers/alphas have grown up in a Britain where tuition fees always existed, so to them this'would seem like a sweet deal.
If sex isn't going to be possible for me, then me working isn't going to be possible for society. I think that's reasonable.
>>83599583Get a job then you can afford a prozzie
>>83599594why should sex dependent on employment status? that's sick. it's like introducing oxygen limits for anyone who doesn't work.
>>83599582Might go that way.I think Starmer will cut of peoples internet if they dont sign up, he's a very mean man.
>>83599605we need Vidya Licences. everyone is willing to sell their soul to Steam, so like internet ID/verification, make sure a household has at least one person who's done their National Service before they can play games.
>>83599604>it's like introducing oxygen limits for anyone who doesn't work.Good idea desu
>>83599659Most unempolyed are comatose from drink, drugs, masturbation anyway, their oxygen needs are pretty low.
>>83599659i get less oxygen to my brain nowadays (nasal breathing is a struggle due to drug abuse, my lungs ache from trying harder)in a strange way, it's fun, and i am happier. but i've also dropped 10-20 IQ points. we should do it the other way around where people who contribute to society are REWARDED with EXTRA oxygen, so they can do sums (and other complex tasks).
>>83599686ive said this before: make alcohol illegal to buy for NEETs, want a drink? get a job. it would solve the NEET problem and the alcohol problem in the UK. hit two birds with one stone
>>83599702we should make alcohol illegal except for people who need it. maybe we can socially phase it out and restrict it more, basically follow the same path as smoking.
Ruthmong should try alcohol. Maybe itll give him the confidence to leave the house.
>>83599727not a bad idea if he can hack it. i have agoraphobia but when i was an active alcoholic i used to go outside. that first morning drink deals with the shakes, gets you to the offie.
dunno how my delivery can still be estimated for 7am to 1pm if it's after 9am.looks like it has been split into two deliveries, which suits me fine. means i can have protein bars for breakfast and Irn Bru as an afternoon treat.
>>83599776any chance of you looking for a job today?
>>83599779nah i've got a parcel coming round. two, in fact.
Anyone wanna meet up and sui?
>>83599793What sui mean
>>83599793bad idea, i feel like yous would encourage each other and actually go through with it.
>>83599790Are you the postie? No. So you have plenty of time.
>alarm goes off>leaps out of bed feeling refreshedAh, 10 hours, nice little nap.
>>83599817i don't know exactly when it'll get here, even with all the modern bells and whistles of technology.same reason i can't shower whenever i feel like it. i HAVE (nearly) missed buzzing the postie in, or even ran downstairs soaking wet. that's on me.
>>83599808Suck until iridescent.
Shoutout to my lad Crossy xxhttps://youtu.be/ulOb9gIGGd0
>>83599669It's not their oxygen needs that bother me, it's their money needs, which all productive people are paying.
Lady is coming to collect my cat in an hour, I am very teary, just feel like I wish I coulda done better for him. But its the right thing to do. Gunna look like such a mess when I hand him over to her. Ugly crying like a fucker right now.
The world has ended. A zombie plague has swept Britain and left everyone as shambling, rotten corpses. Still, there is hope - despite suffering from TMAU all his life it was the one genetic flaw that prevented zombification when the virus went airborne. A curse and a blessing, his fishy/shitty stink attracts the walking cadavers like flies to dog shit.Wareham crawls with the living dead. SeasideMARK is the only one left in all of Dorset. He has arrived at the jobcentre to find that the world he knew has ended - a world where everything is now on for free!
>>83599825How do people with jobs get their parcels?
i might try rebuilding my muscle this year. horrible 'tickly' feeling in my biceps (bit like toothache of the muscles). first step towards re-entering society, that.>>83599890damn mate that's heartbreaking. hope your cat has a good time in life at least, and you look after yourself, yeah?
Parcelmong should make the new thread
Plans for today? One spaff.
>>83599898not sure. i buzz the postie in for the neighbours, postie has outright said so.i assume a lot of people have spouses, they're they ones who do the buzzing? maybe children, or other relatives.
Plans for today? Fuck all.
Struggling to cope with going bald. Unironically close to tears every time I look in the mirror.
>>83599947finasteride and minoxidil, 6 months.
>>83599947whatever you do, don't smash up your mirror. there's the bad luck thing, but you'll also keep finding tiny shards months later. it's worse than glitter.
>>83599954No thanks that shit is pure poison
>>83599890He's had a good life with you anon, you've done your best, and he seems like a cat that has been enjoying himself.Stay strong anon.
>>83599974then enjoy being a bald hairlet
>>83599896Cooorrrr, love me some PZ, looking forward to seeing how rMark deals with it all lad!
Plan for today? Go get high, spread some grit on my mum's drive, wait to see if my mum's street clears up (just ice not snow), maybe go to the farm shop.
my hair? losing its colour. like a T-shirt that's gone through the wash too many times.
>>83599985Post your hairline, big man. You won't.
>>83599947I always hated my hair but now it's going I miss it, ultimately I was an ugly fucking loser incel with hair so going bald doesn't mean much at this point, only a constant reminder that I'm aging and it's well and truly over
>>83600001Not sure why you asked for this but ok
>>83599992>spread some grit on my mum's driveThis sounds like a euphemism for something vile
>>83600027>>83600027>>83600027ALL ABOARD NEW THREAD.
>>83600028hello fellow psoriasis sufferer
>>83599511Might have to knock up the wifeberg quick snap if that all comes to pass. Can always get rid of the sprog down the line if it gets on my nerves. Not that I'm particularly concerned with anything printed in the express.
>>83599898They just leave it outside my front door or if it's one of them signed for ones it goes to one of the neighbours. But I live in quite a nice area where thievery would be very unexpected, guess you can't go doing that inna city.
