People eat this shit?! Edition.
not happy with this edish me
quite the delish edish.
Lush lush lush there's still a beer in the fridge. It's not enough to last him. He needs to get some bacon, beer and beef in his fridge as soon as possible. The trip from the Jobcentre wasn't too difficult, a half dozen zombies but no issue for his baseball bat - the real enemy is high fences, he's too fat to climb them. Need to keep his bodyweight up.>>83599988Only bought it recently, always looking for games I can run either a Seaside story or one that lets me command frogs.
Love munching out a puss whilst the bird pisses cor
shoutout to crossyxx
hope crossy has a bad day
>>83600052nasty thing to say, this.
>>83600052Evil and uncalled for comment. We all love Crossy
>>83600036The dark mark on my head is actually sunburn but I do funnily enough have mild psoriasis but E45 shampoo and the sun helps a lot.
>>83600063sunburn, in this weather?!
>>83600073So I have a tan mostly all year round cause I work outside but this winter I went on holiday, it were nice x
>>83600077corrr are you rich?
>>83600081Just a working class boy lad it something to be x
He bust into a new house. An elderly couple now zombified lurked therein. He almost got a nasty bite when he jumped through the window but shoved that rotten bastard away and popped his head with his bat. An easy dispatch, he feeling drowsy and needs a bacon butty time but he needs to find some bread and bacon; he got some lurpak back home. Time to raid this house then head home for some telly, tea and a little nap.
>>83600085fair enough lad. if i had the dosh for hair treatments and holidays, it would all go up my nose, if you catch my drift.
>Amazon>Delivered: 4 itemsdidn't even buzz. el sigh, time to go downstairs.
>>83600097Everyone I know does cocaine, I've indulged but I cut myself off from them because they were all going down a bad road and it not for me, limits social stuff quite a bit but it for the best
>>83600090Is this Project Zomboid? Looks fun.
carful lads its icy out there
Quite nice this time of the year really, am working today but in constant tired mode so didn't get up until 9, walked dogberg and had breakfast. At my pc in time for 10 to read up on my britfeel, no emails no teams messages. Now just need to figure out what I'm going to do with my day. Might get high like that drive salting anon, very rarely smoke the herb but it used to pass the time real quick.
>>83600106how inconvenient for you de lid
>>83600060>We all love CrossyMost here don't like him
>>83600132worth it in the end, got some top notch RNG on these. only bad flavours are 2x choccy orange, i'll eat those first to get them out the way.
>>83600148Lies, quite a lot do like him.
Lady should be here in 20 minutes. Stopped crying mostly. Suns coming out.Listening to millennium by Robbie Williams on repeat don't know why
>>83600130I'm high now, but not salted the drive yet, don't think my mum's going out now, and her street is still icy. I might venture out later, but only if the street clears, as I'm unstable on my feet at times, even in optimal conditions.Going to pop classicfm and or radio3 on for 30 mins, and see how I feel.Hope you find a way to pass the day (without it being work).
It's already fucking over. Seaside didn't even survive one day. He turned the corner of a house he was scoping out for some bokkles and accidentally alerted a whole pack of the fucking bastards. He waddled back to his house with his heart beating like mad and in a screaming panic. Zombies followed him and began coming in through the windows. He batter several and whacks some of their faces clean off but one after another enters his house. Tears run down his face and he cries as four zombies grab his limbs and start sinking their rotten maws into has fat tummy and arms. They pull him to the ground and everything fades to black. He was too out of breath and fat to endure against more than one at a time.>>83600111I'm in my first five hours. It's incredibly detailed to the point of autism. It's very fun and quite a bit scary when you essentially are dead if you get even one bite.
>>83600027I work for Morrisons Morrisons is shit, my jobs okay tho
>>83600176Conditions are hazardous indeed. Couple of times on the way to the park I almost slipped, all it'd take is for the dog to see a cat and that's me on my arse. We survived it though, against the odds. I'm considering going to the doctor's about my constant fatigue, it's got out of hand lately. I keep getting ill, I think I had 3 individual colds in December getting better for a little while and then plunged back into despair. I had 10ish hours of sleep last night and was exhausted upon waking, easily could have gone back to sleep for a couple more hours. Starting to worry there might be something wrong with me. Not going to worry about that today though, maybe tomorrow.
>Arriving today 10:45 am - 1:00 pm12 pack of Stagg Dynamite chilli con carne? won't bring anon's cat back ;_;
>>83600179it not right wot those zombies av done not my fault my fish odour syndrome brought dem ere a didn't ask to be born.
>>83600215It wasn't fucking right what happened to him. Worst thing was he had a shotgun in his bedroom wardrobe and it was locked and loaded.
>>83600169sorry to hear about all this mate. im still not sure why the cat has to go but you have my sympathy anyway
>>83600204Used to eat this shit a lot but the afterfarts were horrible
>>83600222>he had a shotgun in his bedroom wardrobe and it was locked and loaded.do you think it's saying something about the meatspace SSM? AI is pretty smart nowadays
>>83600169Keep it in till he's gone, anon. You've got this.Maybe that song was playing when you first got him?
>>83600197Get the Dr's phoned, lad. Worry about it then, maybe write some things down that are concerning you (I always forget to do that, and usually forget something during the appointment.
>>83600257GP is a waste of time unless you're brown
>>83600235it is what it is (basically spicy dog food) but it's a quick meal and it doesn't need refrigerating.Asda Just Essentials chilli is breddy gud and has the highest beef content of the cheap/supermarket ones i checked (15%). but it's shot up to 1.69 so what is the point any more?
>>83600276Not if you find a good 1 and only use them.
>>83600280for me its aldi sausage and beans, only 55p
cannot be fucked with having a fall tbqh.even sober, my reflexes and body have slowed right down. i still have that split second panic but there's nothing i can do, just brace for impact.
>>8360028090% beans5% hydrolized soya protein5% beef arseholesPlease just place mince, onions, tomato sauce and a cumin based chilli power with salt and simmer for 50 minutes please de lid.
>>83600215>>83600222For how much longer will you be posting that shit? Hes gone for 2 months now. Move on.
>>83600276Do doctors only treat brown people?
>>83600299same. i have sorts or aches and bruises from falls and in only in my mid 30s
>>83600295might check them out.need to get on that Icelandgrind and get three bags of these in. they're in that 3 for a tenner deal, the equivalent is now 4.95 a bag in Morrisons (and they stopped doing the spicy ones).i know i CAN rustle up some fresh chicken for a stir fry or pasta, but again it's about having ez stuff in. if any lids know where i can get cheaper frozen cooked chicken, please let me know.
>>83600231Cant keep him realistically. I couldnt provide him with everything he deserves. I'm not even allowed cats in my flat.>>83600243It's done now, lady showed up she seemed really nice - cat was absolutely huffing away in a grump in the catbox and I burst into tears. Almost just gave her the cat and walked away. Just really emotional.But he's getting snipped chipped vaxxed all on friday and she's got three other cats so he'll make friends finally instead of being just me with him all the time.
never even put my snout in a fanny
>>83600257Don't have the spoons to manage it right now.
>>83600336gut-wrenching, this. do you live alone? do you also have Problems?sounds like the cat's going to have a decent life with her, i just hope you don't get lonely. be sad for a while, listen to Robbie Williams on repeat. it's a deeply sad situation.
>>83600309shut it twoll
>>83600336>Just really emotional.I get that anon. I've had to give away a puppy, a cat, and had to have a cat put down. Was babbling away when giving the puppy away, felt well bad, I was offering the woman that came money for petrol and everything. Cried like a babby when the cat was put down.It's not easy doing the right thing, sometimes.
>>83600319Naturally when every "doctor" in this clown country is brown
>>83600309this is why i think its autism. autistic people need routine and have obsessions , his obsession is ssm and his routine is posting about him on britfeel
Too cold to go out for a trekkie brekkie so ordered a Greggs. Just another day in that NEET life.
ngl i dont mind living but when its over i reckon im glad that it is
>>83600437>Greggsanother mystery greggs or will you tell us what you're having this time?
>>836004076 of the 8 doctors in my surgery are white
>>83600437What do the other residents think about you?
>>83600443quiet desperation for me. didnt ask for life dont want it but unsubscribing looks painful so im just going to sit it out
>Trump now a high tech pirate
>>83600468Got a wacon and omlette roll breakfast deal with some wasties.
>>83600479decent choice for a breakfast
It's just mad we make these connections to animals. He's just a dumb cat but he was my little lad.We move on I suppose. He's a real one for sure.Thank you for all your kind words lads. We move on.https://youtube.com/watch?v=igvP806798U
>>83600478>stealing oil from an impoverished nationare we the baddies?
>>83600469Well good for you, you must be some middle class cunt in a fancy white area of the country where they give a fuck about your existence, kys
>>83600500spoils of war. Venezuela were killing Americans, America acted in self-defence, they might as well get a few trinkets while they're on.
>>83600504im not him but i suggest you take magic mushrooms, you seem to have a lot of anger and the shrooms will help you find where that is coming from
>>83600169It happens with flats. Can you not visit the lady if she's willing. Who know you might win the lottery on Friday and then you can get Catberg back, best to visit if you can, they will miss you too.It's heartbreaking, you have my sympathies.
>>83600510>Venezuela were killing Americansif you're talking about the drugs thats just individual Americans using their freedom of choice to take drugs, they should take personal responsibility
>>83600516Not him but I might do some mushrooms desu, feeling very disconnected with the world lately. Well, not mushrooms but metocin and it's similar enough.
>>83600529ive never tried anything like that so i cant give you advice, i would say read up on it before hand though
>>83600309you'll say this then gobble down sean the spastics cock when he's posting you utter parasite. Let them post ssm, it isn't hurting anyone, apart from your feelings nonce.
>>83600524but Venezuela was supplying them. flooding American streets. killing innocent children, don't you care about children? the war on drugs is DEFINITELY real and NOT an excuse for American police/military actions, OK???
>>83600529I am very experienced with psychedelics lad, it would be weird if I had all this acid and dmt and psilocin analogues laying about otherwise.
i live in a poor/white/working-class area and i think all the doctors at my GP surgery are white.honestly it doesn't matter, i just like when i find a good doctor. my problem is they ask on the forms/phone if i'd like to see a specific GP, great! "Dr ____ please."then only on the day do i find out it's one of the other ones, and i have to re-re-re-explain my history in a 15-minute slot.
>>83600161like him for the most part except when he preaches about god. nothing against those who believe, just don't like being told what to think me
>>83600558spot on, lid.part of me wonders if it is actually helper the retard behind these posts because he's not getting as much attention anymore.
Americans are about to seize a Russian oil tanker off the coast of Scotland. RAF jets on alert. Next few hours could be spicy.https://x.com/WarMonitor3/status/2008868005397324179
>Find the image that has exactly 2 stars with 5 spikes.stop doing this shit. phoneposters don't even have to deal with this.
>>83600558Sean's penis is so small it wouldn't even reach the back of my mouth
>>83600600I've never had the option to see the same one and never met one that I'd want to see again
we need a deep diveis SSM dead?Jail?Kicked off bennies? What is going on?
>>83600614Oh yes we do desu
>sean's willy
>>83600558You've fucking done him lmfao.
>>83600620not sure, some guy reckons he is in contact with him and that he isn't coming back to youtubes. Personally, I am not sure. Think he will be back before end of Feb
>>83600619i never used to, but i really lucked out in the last two surgeries i've been with. they just rarely honour the request to see a specific GP, and the other GPs (who don't really know me) don't even read my notes.>well what we can do is, we can try you on a medicine called fluoxetine. it's an antidepressant that...READ MY NOTES
>>83600630is there really a fucking paraphilia for bowling bawls?a fucking rhetorical question when I think about it for even a second
>>83600620Why don't you drive to his grotty bed-sit in Wareham and find out. You can drive, right?
>>83600639I heard he had to move, twice, and there are already youtubers called city mark and town mark, but he's confident there isnt a village mark on youtube, so as soon as he finds a nice village somewhere he'll be moving again.
>>83600646can you do it for me lad? i cant be arsed
>You can't see public reviews on Just Eat anymore because they stopped displaying customer comments on restaurant pages in late 2025, showing only star ratingsAhh, so that's why I couldn't leave a review (it was gonnna be a positive one). How does this not only benefit businesses with dodgy reputations? A star rating can only tell you so much about a place.
>>83600659I dont live in the UK sorry
>>83600667just get a plane lad, whats stopping you?
>>83600630>bowl bunnyshould have gone with 'gutter trash' tbqh.
dunno why but i have a little crush on roisin conaty and the vixen from the chase.
U.S. special forces raid of Russian-flagged Oil tanker Marinera off Scotland now imminent. UK protecting the air space in case of Russian invervention. https://x.com/WarMonitor3/status/2008869456429338671
>>83600660i think they've been sliding more towards the Uber Eats/Deliveroo model for a while now lad.time was it was just a place you'd order takeaways online, on your computer, then wait the same way as if you ordered it over the phone. the reviews were useful and/or funny, same way as Amazon reviews.nowadays you just get a star rating and it's always between 4-5, with the occasional 3.6. that is NOT useful in any way.
A nu day in the middul of winter hath dawned X
>>83600686Bet she gives a good gobblejob
>>83600707Since they started charging larger percentages the smart way to use it is to locate local takeaways, make sure they're established and have generally favourable reviews, then go to their official website and order from them directly to get it cheaper. Otherwise you're just paying a few quid extra so justeat can sit there as a middleman and take the dosh. Tell you what, the internet truly has become a sickening place.
>>83600741most local places wont have a fucking website to order from lad kekYou just do what people have done since the invention of takeaways and telephones, you call them, give them your order + address and a delivery driver will appear with it It must boggle the minds of these broccoli zoom zooms having to speak to another human being over the phone
>>83600045COR PROJECT ZOMBOIDBIG UP THE ZOMBOID
>>83600741>>83600754even then it's just some Just Eat clone they all use, i'm not sure if it's even truly self-hosted or yet another 'software as service' type thing.i'm guessing they pay some sort of charge/fee for it. and you can say it's cheaper in-person, but my fish and chip shop bumped up their menu prices to match the online ones. they know that's what people WILL pay.
>>83600754My local does, loads of them have their "own" sites (basically single page justeats) that are usually about 5 quid cheaper per order
>Amazon>Delivered: 3 itemsjust had another action-packed trek downstairs. worth it in the end, now i've got 24 meals with 12 (now 10) desserts. reckon i'd survive that zombie apocalypse, me.
>>83600774>>83600780Forgot about them tbqh, local shop is advertising something like this , suppose the fees are cheaper than uber jeets etcLocal chippys/takeaways have all gone to shit, prices are insane, portions are terrible, the wait times even if you walk in are ridiculous
Got my first Vinegar Syndrome order in de lids. Didn't know they did international shipping. They have a decent range of Japanese and Hong Kong films.
>Storekit>Bookyup>TenKites>etc etc.surprised some open source nerd hasn't made a free one, or a WordPress plugin or something. you could be saving the proles millions of pounds on takeaways (at no cost to the restaurants).
>>83600822will it play on your British Blu-ray player? what if these are in NTSC instead of PAL?
>>83600845I got multi-region players mate, I don't concern myself with such trivialities. Makes collecting a lot more enjoyable.
Americans are raiding the Rusisan tankerhttps://x.com/i/status/2008879976226132127
>>83600754You are woefully ill informed to the actualities of the world around you. (That means you're a mong)
>>83600876what's your actual objection to his post? explain yourself, lad.
>>83600876>im not up to date with the latest slop delivery systems Oh no lad, i am fucking raging
me, i need live tracking on a map so i can run all the way downstairs when the driver is around the corner.
>>83600885>most local places wont have a fucking website to order fromFactually incorrect yet confidently posited.
Every sweet that has a chocolate coating in low quality street is blooming (the fat rises to the surface and gives a white sheen). Disgusting stuff, comes from using low quality ingredients, and not temporing right (controlling how quickly it cools).
>>83600063im starting minox in feb cause i didnt get any gains from fin it just put my hair on pause. you take oral min or topical?
>>83600911I wait in the front garden like a freak because I can't handle the anxiety of the knocking on the door
>>83600930i agree with him tbqh. hell most businesses don't even have WEBSITES any more, in general. just an Instagram and a Facebook page.those self-hosted ordering sites do exist (and again they're just using some third-party !notJustEat service anyway) but the number of takeaways only on Just Eat far outweighs the number of takeaways with their own site.
Got too much in the way of leftovers in the fridge to choose from. Chili, cottage pie and some sort of pasta tomato sauce dish. I am truly in over my head here.
>>83600962OM NOM NOM NOM NOMNOMBURRRRRPWhat were you saying? White what?Doesn't matter.
>>83600962its mad how slowly everything is just turning to complete shit Pay a lot more for a lot less and the quality has gone clean down the shitter
>>83600309Learn to 4han x and filter lad x
>>83600962why are your photos screenshots? are you screenshotting images to crop them?no wonder you have a full hairline if you're this much of a zoomer!
>>83601007You might be right with kebab and chicken shops, because normal people don't order them for delivery, but I guarantee the overwhelming majority of Chinese and Indian places DO have a website. Even if they are one of these justeat clones you're talking about. It's still a website that you can order from, so I'm not sure why you're trying to make a distinction there, they are the website I am referring to where you will save money from. I travel a lot and this is true across the UK, it's a foolproof way of getting food delivered somewhere you're not local to.
>>83600962>a chocolate coatingyou mean 'chocolate-flavoured', lad.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c86737yg3jlo
>the stars with an equal no. of sides can be different shapes>(i.e. more convex/rounded or more concave/pointy)this hurts my visual pattern-matching brain.
>>83601045> McVitie's owner Pladis reported significant profits and revenues, with pre-tax profit at 131.3m in 2023. next they will bump the price and just have a chocolate smelling bar or something lmao
>>83601060>pringles are back up to 2 pound and fifty pence for a tubeGet fucked pringles, shan't be purchasing until next christmas
>>83601060Wright's coal tar soap was good for my psoriasis.Wright's soap with coal tar fragrance does fuck all. there wasn't even conclusive proof of the cancer link.
some day they'll start selling Pringles in eco-friendly bags, but you can buy "refillable" tubes as quirky collector's items.
>>83601090Original source shower gels no longer contain actual fruit juice or actual herbs, just added fragrances and essential oils to try and trick you. Everything gets progressively worse forever.
>>83601012It doesn't alter the flavour, just looks shit.>>83601014I used to work for nestle, and 1 of the meetings before I left, the makers were asking for ideas how to get manufacturing costs down while charging more for the products.>>83601026Smaller size of file (kb not mb), and dont have to fanny around rotating the image.I'm 46.>>83601045Yep, more palm oil used than chocolate, or something.
Feeling so fucking low lads. Just want the missus to desire me.
>>83601166Me?I want to crawl into some tiny dark space and just not exist for the foreseeable future tbqfh de liddinngton
feeling a bit randy
>>83601195>crawl into some tiny dark space and just not exist for the foreseeable futurereckon that's called dying
Why are boomers so bad at remembering their passwords? And my parents expect me to remember what THEIR passwords are. Same song and dance every time.
>>83601166Bit of a tricky that one lad. Do you go to the gym? That worked for me, got her scared so she started going to the gym which boosted her libido
>>83601158reply to my post you mong
>>83601227In many ways doing a huge load of ketamine is very akin to dying, completely turning off your nervous system, or at least separating your brain from it. Same with doing loads of nitrous oxide I've found, or at least that's where my brain goes when I abuse these drugs. Maybe that's why they're such good antidepressants, because they remind you what death is like.
>>83601166Have you said in the past about this? The half arsed wife? Why not do something special for valentines, but add a bant in there to make her laugh. Rose petals leading up to the bedroom, candlelight, and you on the bed in a sumo costume doing a segzy pose. Buy a 2nd suit, and have it on the floor, tell her to get changed and get ready for the night of her life. Have some baby oil ready and wrassle for a bit while getting all horny.
>>83601227just trying to hold it together at this point lad, things have gotten very dark recently and its NOT womfy
>>83601235About the choccy? I replied to all that replied to me. Are you sure you actually replied to me?
just ingested two packets of 'Special K', if you catch my drift.
Corrrrrrrrrrr! It the first DVD update of 2026! Is it? Curse it bloody is! Martha Coolidge's classic comedy and Nicholas Cage feature debut! Got for 12 quid, nice New Year bargain indeed.
>>83601290Drift uncaught. Care to elaborate lad?
>>83600995Oral min and fin yeah, i flip between sons and uh for him and the other one, basically get 3 months worth on an offer, cancel the subscription then rotate to the other website with either their introductory offer or welcome back offer.also not a fan of this new star captcha wtf fuck you
>>83601310clearly visible empty packets.(not a liar like that Boost lad.)
>>83600995Also on top of it I do take vitamin supplements covering the spectrum along with omega 3 just all bases covered really and made sure you have a good not irritating shampoo, e45 shampoo is basic no fuss good shit. Cheapish too.Also this shit takes like 6 months to kick in so shave your hair down if its particularly bad and wait it out
Welp, time to get saving. Aiming to buy it in may (unless have a win at the bookies).https://www.barbour.com/gb/mispen-waterproof-jacket-MWB1153SG52.html
>>83601346Make sure you wear it like a retard too, half unzipped from the bottom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH2Rlcb1lWcfookin ell lids, make sure you secure your wollox over the next few days
>>83601346nice one, reminds me of the Limmy coat.
Taking Crossy up his wee battyhole
>>83601387That'll be the cheapest coat imaginable. Limmy is one of the cheapest fuckers on the planet. Absolutely hoards cash
for me it's the Regatta Great Outdoors men's Stormbreaker jacket in black.best tenner i ever spent.
>>83601430Yeah I like basic ones like that. I actually got one from primark just like it for like 15 quid lasted fucking ages for a primark coat. Also I hate this fucking star captcha i fucking HATE IT
>>83601346why did you put an alien sticker over the model's face, lad? racism? are YOU the model (therefore >>81062390)?
Me? Some north face coat with one of those inner fleece layers that you can take out and wear separately if you want to.
>>83601467Thats quite fancy. Fancy lad.
>>83601357That's the plan, so i can show off my midriff.>>83601387I had a similar one to that years ago.>>83601462Maybe I'm an ayylum? Fed up of the lack of representation on erf, takes the piss desu.
>>83601498>Maybe I'm an ayylum? Fed up of the lack of representation on erf, takes the piss desu.corr. well from your mock-up, i think that coat would suit you perfectly. the nice green-brown complements your skin colour :)
As an englishman I want to say fuck trump, fuck elon musk, fuck americans and I wish we would nuke you fucking cunts. leave us the fuck alone.sorry about that lads. dont label me as a liberal i just fucking hate them.
>>83601524It seems quite clear that "the powers that be" are angling for a nice big war to thin out our numbers and give the economy a nice big reset. I really don't think the next ten years are going to be very nice for the common man.
>>83601531You're joking right lad? The powers that be have done nothing but maximise the global output of biomass for the better part of a century.
completely grim thishttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgm4yv4rlnpo
>>836013093 of the same film?
not brushed my teeth in 4 days
>>83601597Not brushed mine since 2025.
surely there's fake brits in these
>>83601569Outer hard case, inner plastic case and a 60 page booklet.
>>83601625>60 page bookletCorr, bet the dad case was massive.
typical britfeeler
>>83601647Oi Where'd you get this picture of me you shit?
Might be stopping at my mum's longer than I thought, as it's giving snow all weekend. Should have brought my snes and or playstation up.
>>83601647I do really, severely judge anybody that wears a rick and morty t-shirt. I think the only people I snap judge more quickly are those that collect funkopop figures. Don't think anything brings quite as much disdain as someone who is so locked into the consoomer mindset that they think they're anything other than ugly worthless garbage. Thank you for reading my blog.
>>83601647Wish I had that much food tbqhwy
>Anna's archive scraping all of spotify for AI training purposes and dropping the link the other day (300 terrabyte)>Main domain goes down >Backup domains still upKino is it notLove seeing copyright kikes being screwed over
Going to go for an adventure, t'shop, for some alcohol.
Just spent half an hour playing random mobile games on me phone. Dunno where they come from. Android must be automatically installing them every update. Some of them are alright, still seems kinda weird they just do it without your permission since it's taking up your limited storage capacity.
I've drunk 2 cartons of orange juice today. Can't get enough of it. Freshly squeezed, with bits, of course.
>>83601712It'll bung you up lad. Bit like me on opioids!
>>83601704Couple of jars later? It cheeky wednesday
>(((knowyourmeme))) kikes falsely claim "slop" originated on reddit rather than 4cuckThey always lie about this shit kek, it's pathologicalEveryone knows the meme regurgitation centipede starts here at 4cuck and then trickles down to the normie plebs over time
Fink i'll have some wot noodles soon X
Need an update on 'the gangs', lads. Have they been smashed yet?
Never even slobbered on a fanny yet society expects me to work 40 hours a week for very little pay
>>83601725Nah am off the wooze for the forseeable future lid.
Which female britfeel user does this seem most like?
>>83601775probably still would if i had half a chance desu
The Venezuela mission has shown that the US military is still the dominant power and is the worlds only truly modern military. The only possible contender could be China, but only through sheer weight of manpower and materiel. In terms of combined arms, equipment, training, experience and knack the US remains king.Find it hilarious that cunts like George Galloway are spazzing out saying it's impossible that there was not one American casualty while the Cubans suffered 34. He just has no fucking clue what he's on about. If you're special forces in the US your job really is like a CoD game - you go in with your NVGs and your crazy AR build and you just pop people left and right while they flail around half drunk or high, your only training being gunning down civilians that your caporegime orders you to, trying to return fire with your busted surplus rifle you've never taken to a range, no vest, no plates, no grenades, no NVG, no radios. Hell you're lucky if you have boots.There just isn't a competition.
>>83601770Me? Garn on the brasseries in 20. Limiting myself to only 5 today though.
>>83601799alri donald trump la
Fink i've farded meself Phwoar X
>>83601325>>83601344Cheers lod, was only asking because you look good, you mog me for sure, I was going to use topical but I hear oral is way more effective and it's too handy just popping two pills every day. Going to start on a quarter dose and work up to max dose like I did with fin. I take vitamins and showering is just the deano special i.e lynx for the whole body and conditioner every couple days so it doesn't dry out. Might have to switch to a more delicate shampoo if that helps.
bin bag has started stinking the flat out, cant be arsed taking it out so ive just wrapped it up in another bin bag, its big brain time over here at chez anon
>>83601829shampoo thing is really just for like scalp health which in turn helps growth and stuff. And if it doesnt work out you tried, no harm in trying lad but atleast youre doing something about it and also a shaved head isnt that bad.at the end of the day its all just a balance in life so dont panic. always aim to fix the things that get you down and start in pieces idk best of luck!
Don't worry lads, childhood obesity is about to be SMASHED, just like the gangs.
>>83601906Do children even watch TV anymore? Hell I'm just shy of 30 and I can't remember the last time I actually sat down and watched TV, seems absurd to me quite frankly, why would I do that when I have a phone and laptop?
I have trained my body to ejaculate just from playing with my nipples. I'm a male.
Need a quick parcel update if possible
>>83601915I've seen several Asian crossdressers on twitter who have achieved this feat, but I have yet to see a Western sissy do so. Sounds like something you really have to have the sort of Japanese dedication to artistry in life to follow through with.
>>83601885Thanks. Just kind of doing it in stages really, fin is the most important so got on that straight away because it halted everything, I'm a nw2 so hope to get some decent gains in the next year or two, if not at least i gave it a go, thank god I have a decent looking cranium, some aren't as fortunate.thanks for the advice.
>>83601922Should start playing with your nipples and watch some porn, lid. Feels weird at first but then starts to feel good after a while. Hard to explain, you can have multiple nipplegasms like a lassie.
>>83601933I've tried lad, but I'm more of a whiteboi failorb plapper at this point and I'm fie with that x
>>83601915I don't think that's possible. We would need to see some proof.
>>83601933can't remember the last time I fapped without nipple stim desu, i get why the lasses enjoy.
>tfw have never /nipplestim'd/
>>83601933I was getting a blowie from this lass and I asked her to play with my nipples and she laughed at me. Lost my bone on and she started to cry because I didn't want to carry on.
me? Giant pepperoni nipples, couldnt nipple stim if i tried, was robbed absolutely robbed
I'd give anything for a sloppy bj from wops
Talk and song from tongues of lilting graceSounds caress my ear.Though not a word I heard could I relateThe story was quite clear.
nipplegasming your new gimmick is it, lid?
>>83602034would need a tesco bag with a hole in it for that desu
Yea they do
>>83601770mark is a wrongun preying on the mentally inept and you are a paedophile sean lad.
Tastyarse wot noodle appetizer this was phwoar
>>83602136SSM is mentally inept top though
Homebargains for chocolate, frozen pizzas and other snacks/junk foodMorrisons for groceriesLidl for cola and beerAm I right or am I right?
>>83601912MPs think newspapers are relevant anon, they are the most out of touch people in the country.Unless a focus group or think tank tells them something, they don't know it.
Mate from school had three nipples, like Scaramanga, but not as cool.
Luv Hitler me i do
me? gonna have a bath later>>83602254same
>>83602190For me it's Tesco for everything, out of sheer convenience. Like fuck am I going to more than one shop if I can avoid it.
>>83601726>Everyone knows the meme regurgitation centipede starts here at 4cuck and then trickles down to the normie plebs over timeIt hasn't been that way for over a decade now. Reddit creates more OC and memes now.
me? In bed having a cosy moment tyvm
Kinda feels like this ks a divine message of Sorts considering i woke up jst around same time he posted it nd so i looked at tbe time on my phone nd seen this nd i have to get ready to go out at 7 which am anxious about
>Anna Archivist says high-speed access to data has already been provided to 30 companies, most of which are based in China. These include LLM companies and data brokers. Basado
Watching videos of Deanos giving smackheads Carolina reaper peppers to eat for the chance to win a tenner.Kek this country really is addicted to bullying.
ships being captured left, right and centre at the moment lads, gonna be none left soon
Deano up to his usual tricks again hahaha just what is he likehttps://youtu.be/xHJ3VhYlcZs?si=oDkdR8I0nniVpm4R
>>83602413link it lid sounds funny as fuck
Never even sucked off a passable tranny
>>83602274tesco's products are always either expensive or bland tho, especially their groceries.
can't watch Friday Night Dinner the same.Just realised that Jim is a jew's characature of a friendly english neighbour, and some kike was crying about how english neighbourhoods like to check up on eachother.
Corr has a proper kick to it this stuff. Defo not for beginners. Tastes lush though.
Heavily on them brasseries. It lush x
>>83602523wtf are you wearing lad?
For those without kittys, including me.
>"heavily" on 250ml of 4% lager
>>83602542It me dressing gown x>>836025353 days no wooze me x
>>83602500imagine getting this bent out of shape over some comedy slop lmfao
>>83602554>3 days no wooze me xFriday though soon lad. bevvie time
>>83602378Planking won't get him a girlfriend.
need to rehydrate but cant really be bothered drinking water innit
Heavily on the shloer me it lush x Not looking forward to the hangover though x
>>83602500Isome what suspect the lawyer death in Jurassic Park ws a anti-catholic statement in this respect As he says a hail mary then dies Its like "look mary wont help u" Its pretty on the nose.Nd hes the first one that dies I fink in the whole film(might be wrong but close)
paged ruth earlier but she ain't holla'd back yet. sheeeiiit
>>83602598drink milk, it better at rehydrating and providing minerals to cut thrist.
>>83602567im from a council estate lad sitcoms are all i have in life
>>83602599Corrrr I can fucking taste this picture- not had that in years! Thank you for the memories anon.
>>83602637Maybe she is pissed again lad.
Social anxiety is no joke n_n
>>83602685That's why god gave us benzos
Notice how the 3/10 female stopped her professionalism and started disrespecting him when he made a remark about her. This is all she will ever be good for...manager on a low wage at a shop kek. I bet she thinks she has "made it" because of being a manager. https://youtu.be/Zh4X0O7g16Y
good job brave lads are auditing trainer shop tyrants
>>83602765She has a higher social standing than you
Your average city these days in England. No wonder you'll never live independently. That dream was a reality up until the 2000s.
Corrrr! It DVD Update #2 of 2026. Here we have Paul Schrader's erotic remake of the 1942 horror classic! Corrrrr, it lushington. Fans of Natassja Kinski and Malcolm McDowell are sure to enjoy this one.
whats stopping you from killing yourselves lids
>>83602820A million times better than living in turkey mate. Your country is a shithole compared to ours that's why you have spent years LARPing as a British person here because you want to be one of us.
>>83602599>>83602660Just looked up the ingredients to find that they've started putting artificial sweeteners in it to cut costs after the sugar tax. That's another childhood memory ruined by the nanny state and greedy corporations. Even fentimans have started putting artificial sweeteners in their drinks now. Awful awful shit. At least fevertree are still holding out: their ginger beer is 4x lush.
>>83602787Wasn't there a documentary on their terrible warehouses? I think it's fair to go round and investigate their shops too.>The company has been the subject of accusations of mistreatment of its UK warehouse staff, with comparisons being made to Victorian "dark satanic mills" and "prison" conditions in 2016 and 2019.>>83602792Don't care. I'd rather be dead that work in a shop that treats staff like shit.
>>83602830waiting for me mam to die. Unfortunately i have 1 good friend, I suppose i will have to wait for them as well, then im not going to be hurting anyone. I'm just in a holding pattern.
I shoplift occasionally and it's mostly from the same Sainsbury's. It'll be single alcoholic items at time - a very strong cider or a small wine. I do it on my lunch break because I am afraid that at the checkout my colleagues will see me buying booze.I heard that the shop is likely onto me, they're just waiting until I hit a certain amount of losses (say 500 quid) before they nab me, so I feel like I'm getting away with it but really they have a file of me and are just waiting until I hit that benchmark then I'm arrested. Is this true? Anyone have experience with this?
>>83602834There's probably more whites in Turkey now with a lot of British people leaving this miserable, expensive shithole. I'd say the quality of life in Turkey would be a lot better.
A 36 year old man writing pretend stories at the computer
>>83602826The porn star gaze.
>>83602765White wagie bints make me lmao. i went shopping and left some stuff on the self serve checkout once and walked over to the til to pay because they were all card only. Blonde cashier bint sees me and begins frowning and pouting through her rosy cheeks because I left the menu open and a couple things on there and didn't raise it with them, not even in an intimidating way rly, it was like the way your older sister looks at you when you steal a fish finger off her plate.Cunt, I could pull my trousers down and squeeze a turd out on the floor and it would be your job to clean it up for 12 quid an hour lmao, get the fuck over yourself.this gal looked 38 btw.
>>83602874Lmaooo waheyyy what a mad lad you done them
>>83602858Doubt it turkroach. Little brown spastics like you travel continents to come over here it is that desirable. Your currency is worthless, your culture is selling ice cream cones and you have produced nothing noteworthy in the past century. Most people living in turkey are living in little mud huts it's that uncivilised.
>>83602897He has his own minaret
>>83602897What is your biggest accomplishment, big man?
>>83602923Nerve touched, Mehmet?
Right gonna do some AI gooning and play with me nips.
>>83602850Doubt it lid, I go to the same big tesco all the time and have been nicking stuff from there for years and never had any bother about it. Stealing small stuff is basically legal now since police won't do anything about anything, even if they try to stop you on the way out you can just keep walking.
>>83602874She's not white but she tries to act like it. Probably a bit of Afghan in her. I personally skip by the female cashiers and go straight to self checkout without acknowledging them.
>>83602952>Right gonna do some AI gooningbased desu
Just made the mask slip for Turkmong kek. Go and preform that funny ice cream trick you do and make me laugh you little mong circus monkey.
>>83602961The other day he referred to England as "that shithole"Not this shitholeThat one, over there
>new audit idea>go in tesco and act suspicious >make it look like you stole something >wait for police to arrive>they search you>you have a sainsburys branded products hidden up your sleeves and under your jacket
The only thing Turkish people are good for in this world is preforming cosmetic procedures for us whites in the UK, we own your lively hoods and without it your economy would collapse. You are completely reliant on us as you offer nothing else to the world other than kebabs, fez hats and ice cream cones.
He's not Turkish. Just a silly gimmick.
>>83603009lol pipe down turkmong
Hopefully emily will get a restraining order against her.
>>83603015Shut it, lowercase seether mong.
>>83603018corrr she is four times lush x
>>83603030You will never be british
>>83603045Lots of shagging on that bed I reckon.
>>83603050You will never be correct.
>>83603060OK Mehmet
Didn't think about killing myself today. Progress.
>>83603071Why do you fear ID'S?
anyone lids got any SSM video requests xhttps://youtu.be/etuUstR0-Zw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=178ojX0Q4QA>If you ever think of me, I'll be thinking of you
>>83603081good work lad, now make that everyday. you can do it.
Why is it only 7pm? Feels like it should be near 10pm.
Din-din cooling off rn phwoar XVerily
>>83603151Too late for din dins now lad.*throws it in the bin for you*
>>83603102The one of him snapping his laptop in halfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPuKqSoyXu8
>>83600027is the jeet wondering why there are no poop chunks in the bread?
S-sorry lid... y-you.. said you were coming home e-earlier de lid. Di-didn't think you was wungry de lid. I'm gowing fren I-I need the din-dins was wamished after that wizza earlier and y-yours looked good lid tummy wumblingThere still a wot noodle for you de lid in cupboard
Can't remember the last time I ate a vegetable. They're yucky.
countries gone mad lads. mum offered a mcdonalds. added 2 large meals and a box of 20 nuggets on just eat and they want 40 QUID.not on your fucking life ronald.
Had a nice hot shower now watching the wooty on that telly. Oh aye x
>>83603284McDonalds is just shit for the price. Always turns up cold in this weather too.
>>83603284I watch the deliver drivers yt channels in london, the tips they turn down are mental, 3 quid for 1/4 mile nahh, have to wait 2 minutes nahh im cancelling it and so onSome bloke paid 16 quid for two bags of seaweed.
>>83603102https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXi4oKZTRPM
Favourite Kanye West/Ye song lads?For me, it's Send It Up or New Slaves.
>>83603374I don't listen to N music
>>83603335>>83603184both in the rotation now de lids x175 vods/vids currently.
Maybe SSM moved in with Helen? He said he would pack in YouTube if he moved in with her.
>>83603397What do you listen to lad x
>>83603268i'll be confiscating your qmee earnings for this month you greedy fucking frogger
>>83603374Quite like Jesus walks.
got another 190 ssm videos downloading, will take us over 350 in the archive.now that is LUSH x
he'd be getting sparked straight out if he did that on a bus I was on dirty lid
I just don't think it's possible for me to have a genuine loving connection with a girl lads because any moment of intimacy, either sexual, romantic or platonic, would be interrupted by my subconscious screaming at me that she has eaten the arses of probably dozens of men before me. Anything as simple as even a kiss would be turned disgusting knowing she has shoved her tongue right up dozens of men's shitboxes.If I were to ask her 'have you stuck your face and mouth and lips and tongue right in the gross hairy arseholes of a dozen men' she can either respond 'yes', in which case she's a whore, or she can say 'no' in which case she's a lying whore.It's just fucking over for me lads. No pure women left.
>>83603565Female on male rimming is very rare lad. I've had sex with many women (not bragging just saying) and it's only happened to me once. You're talking like it's a normal part of shagging. It isn't.
>>83603499where are you getting them from?
>>83603575Not every man gets rimmed, but every woman rims men.
>>83603374all of the lights30 hoursrunaway
Need some help from the /britfeel/ lads. This is a messy one so bare with me. My wife and i have been together for 15 years, married for 10. There are many issues in the relationship. Heres a few to give you an idea.I came out as gay about 6 months ago after years in denial (im aware it makes me a bit of a wank stain) im currently on medication for depression and have had issues with self harm.I recently cheated on my wife by sending pictures to another man, it was a 1 time thing, ive never done it before, but loneliness mixed with alcohol can make people do stupid things, this was very recent (again i know im an asshole) (she is aware)My wife can be manipulative and controlling, im rarely allowed to go out alone, and if i do she messages me constantly until im home then often gives me silent treatment. Ive missed out on many events because she doesnt want to go.I can count on my hands the amount of times we've had sex since my middle daughter was concieved (6 years ago)(1 of them being when we conceived my youngest)When we decided to try for our 3rd child, whilst she was ovulating i had covid and told her i didnt want to. She cried and begged and told me i just didnt want more children with her. I gave in and we conceived my daughter, i cant help feel she is a product of rape, especially since i really didnt want to do that when i was so ill.I know we're not compatible, ive tried to break things off but she begs me to stay. I love my children more than life and cannot imagine not seeing them everyday. How do i get through this mess of a life. I just dont feel like my life is my own.
>>83603576various places lid, youtube, dailymotion, bitchute, fruit farm. Just need to collate it all.
>>83603580So how does it work? Do men ask for it? I suppose I've never asked, no interest in it. Or are they just so intoxicated with their alpha energy that the woman initiates the licking?
>>83603587>I came out as gay about 6 months ago after years in denialTime to embrace the bumsesh lad.
I love speaking to father he makes me feel calm n_n dont need a bio dad x
Hairy piss flaps
>>83603587grim that lad, need to stop being gay tbqhwy
>>83603565It's okay lad, no woman would want to be with you anyway x
>>83603374Wolves x
Lads, got a bj scheduled for this evening from the gf but cannot for the life of me stop farting, help!
>>83603646Hold your farts in lad.At the point of spaffception release your rancid guts and exclaim loudly the following 'CORR SNIFF THAT'
Wops big sweaty hairy fanny after going to CEX with retro Katie Corr! Imagine the smell!
>>83603646Rub your tummy till all the gas has gone.
>>83603268YOU FUCKING FAT FROGGER PIECE OF SHIT, HOW MUCH DO I DO FOR YOU AND ALL I WANT IS MY WUCKING WIZZA WHEN I GET HOME FROM TOIL? I SHOULD THROW YOU TO THE FUCKING SEETHERS WITH BBQ SAUCE ON YOUR FACE YOU WUCKING WANKER.
>>83603646Couple of spritzes of deodorant around the taint lad, sort it right out
>>83603633how would I have a sprog though?
Just did a sneezeington-on-the-naze X
>>83603646Tell your gf to stick her finger up your arse when she blows you
>>83603700I bought a william hunt cardigan from somebody who lived somewhere upon the naze.
>>83603587Don't bring your bullshit plebbit engagementbait here. Get tae fuck.
>>83603644Remember those days https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/image/iyQMiqqlPlV1i8WoE5iImA/
>"Famous Ella Potter," said Malfoy. "Can't even threaten to firebomb a law office without making the front page."
Feel a bag but doctor said no more uppers for me, not rite ;_;
anyone know a good place to watch good tranny porn? sick of watching ella hollywood videos
Wife hasn't trimmed her bush in fucking like 10 months. Christ can she just trim it even a bit?!
>>83603820Download in high quality on pornolab and simpcity de lid x
Need man utd to score 2, and Newcastle to score 1, for tonight's bet.Come on, poppa needs a new shed.
Just saw an Apu smeared in barbeque sauce running screaming down the road followed by several Seethers. Had to turn away when he slipped on the ice and his assailants started peeling him like a fucking grapefruit. On the phone to SPACCA now.
Sweaty ring piece
Large chips from mcdonalds is 2 pounds and 19 pence lads. Fuck me.
>>83603724I love it,dnt like Sias voice usually byt the song is too good there's millions of others tho
>>83603884get in thereharvey barnes de lid
Wait people are actually using Cuba as an example of a place where socialism works? Hahahahahahahhahahah!
Never even a sniffed a girl's knickers
>>83603884Losing my bet. It's only a fiver but still. If by some miracle it comes in (need Sunderland to win 3-2) then I'll go full scale tonight.
Atleast i have father even if my "real" dad leaves me on read
Brentford tearing us a new arsehole.It over x
>knowyourmeme.com/memes/lawd-dem-rangs>"""mocking cast diversity"""These tranny editors either genuinely don't seem to get it or are acting 100% in bad faith. Tending to favor the latter interpretation tbf
Death toll for Ukraine is likely to be far worse than official figures. Multiple hundreds of thousands if satellite grave images are used as a metric. Literally hollowed out nation. Only saving grace is that a lot of hot young lonely Ukrainian women are moving into Europe/UK so get in there x
>>83603885Hate to be that guy but I'm sure he was asking for it, probably ate his person's leftover wizza or something. Happens more often than you'd think
Might have to order a few Johnnie To films from that Australian label Chameleon. Radiance putting out a new one in April too. Oh it lush. So many Wong Dong and Wapanese titles released now.
>>83603943the Fight Racism Fight Imperialism lads love them. i think the healthcare is sometimes good, but it's more like a stopped clock scenario. they're Socialist Cuba(TM) aren't they? corrrr they pulled it off.
really not taking marks absence well :(just some choonz and a little cry tonight, hope he is back soon https://youtu.be/ET3-t1jFmo0
When I was at school a lad called Barry got killed by a local tramp. Been searching about it today and I can't find a single mention of it. Surely it would have been big news at the time? It was 1998 but there must be mention of it somewhere online? I can't find a single thing about it. Feels like I'm going fucking mental.
>>83603946I have, but I had to pay for it. Got some good wanks out of that. Even gave some sexy pics wearing them too. Wouldn't do it again though.
>>83604040IT'S FULL OF WHAT?!
>>83604049stuff like that used to be just normal and wouldn't even make the news. hell, it still happens. that Sarah Everard lassie got murdered and if you checked London news sites when that was national news, tons of other people (including lassies) got murdered. and those were just the ones that got reported.maybe there's some one-paragraph mention on microfiche at your local library. friend's brother was killed in a car accident, it was only ever in the papers because they did some campaign about that road being unsafe.
kind of want to request if i die of either suicide or murder that it's all kept quiet. don't want some family member making it a big public spectacle.is this something you can just put in a will?
>>83604073i've wondered why certain cases, example, that Nicola Bulley. Why did THAT case get THAT big? it was a simple missing persons case, granted she kippered it, but that was only known after all the press coverage.
>>83604049A lot of news has dissapeared up googles arse.The original story for the "I'm firing mah lazer" meme (A black man going around holiday camps in norfolk shagging women and giving them AIDS (got jailed) who would scream the catchphrase as he came) has completely fucking dissapeared from the internet.
>>83604123Got a good kek out of this lad, cheers
>>83604148I'm glad you laughed.However, it's 100% true.I saved the article at the time bu have no idea what HD it's on.If i win the eurmillions i'll hire a lad to go through the newspapers and my old HD's.
cockmongler had a good sense of humour about it but he was just some bloke in a holiday snap it not rite what the internet does
Might have muh bedtime spliff now, then head to bed.
>onto season 2 of Sabrina>friend replaced with new friend>no more Penn & Teller>best teacher is gone
Mum says I have to have a shower and shave by the time she gets home tomorrow. Not happy.
>>83604343it's your body. this is textbook abuse behaviour.
>>83604343Do as you're told when you live under mummys roof boy lol
*makes you look a gif'd horse in the mouth*
Also just found out she's ate my chocolate brownie ice cream n all! Fucking FUMING I am. That's theft that.
Heating? On.Wuppa? Made.Wollocks? Fresh.How it should be x
>>83604407Move out then big boy you wont
>>83604407Time to kick her out of the house. Plenty of care homes around.
>>83604174It may well be true, but I absolutely do not believe you.
not so lush tonight x
>>83604455I can't do this to me own mam now can I? Besides she bought me a takeaway a few days ago. https://youtu.be/Y-hhWUywXgU?si=Uye09nPC7333nKiA
>>83604416Wissed when?
>>83604458I remember this scene from the Bad Ending B in Seaside: Save the Rave. If you fail to stop the Marie Healey Files from being released in the final part of the game you have to do the unwinnable mission 'Wrong'un Edwards' where you have to fight endless waves of Legendary Twolls as your windows are put through and your flat torched.
Imagine being such a dirty smelly bastard your mum gives you deadlines to have a wash so she doesnt have to suffer the stench anymore. Instead of taking that as a hint to wash immediately, you grumble about having to do so in the future.Grim grim grim.
>>83604544what about a SSM tamagochi de lid
>>83604569All whilst being about 34 years old by the way
>Annudah happooning in the USAh jeez, that's the third major one within the 1st week of 2026Kino year is it not
>>83604519Told yous earlier, I'm not drinking for the forseeable future. Not putting any time limit on it just not drinking until I feel like it again.
>>83604578Needs a Bookies and Bacon Buppy meter.
The new George Floyd moment just dropped. Nationwide riots expected to follow.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Renee_Good
>>83604585It's already shaping up to be an unbelievably shit year, I'm getting 2020 vibes already. First the shit with Venezuela and Greenland and now we've got a new George Floyd. Fucking great.
>>83604621Forgot to add that we've also got more shite with Iran on the horizon too. Welcome to Pax Judaica.
>Commie org's leadership consists entirely of white far-left roastiesEVERY single time kekThen they wonder why white men go for trad asian women en masse
You are not a man if you still live with your mum
When Seth Rogen got cucked by Mike Cernovich
>>83604608like this lid?
Mums change nappies with poo in it. But your 30 year old dosser stink is so fucking vile she draws the line. Absolutely grim.
>x.com/MrAndyNgo/status/2008989025365828073>Try to run over law enforcement>Get shot >Claim you're the victim Why are l*ftoids like this
You can hear some hysterical leftist roastie screeching in the footage as wellFucking hell, Islam is 100% right about these frontholes
A 35 year old blobman seething at his mum because she wants relief from his foul disgusting odour
Fuck off mum I love being a smelly bastard
>t.co/1gfFC0Le6QAbsolute state of civic discourse in the US innit, they're using Idiocracy as a manual over thereNext up they're going to call each other doodooheads lol
in the Middle Ages, a farewell saying between men was "may your arse stay clean, and your bollocks dry."we all humans, in any era x
They're throwing snowballs at ICE! It a real riot nowshttps://x.com/disclosetv/status/2008996387422392657
How dare you request I stand under running water for 10 minutes fuck off you old slut I'm a based NEET its cool to be an unwashed smelly tramp it my lifestyle
Scentmax till your bollocks are living stink bombs.Assert dominance. You're the man of the house.
>>83604805>it's really happening this time
Guys I'm so zany internet madman mum doesn't understand its not whacky to have a wash
Actually love rimming a girls hoop, gets my john thomas throbbing like nothing else
>Scentmax till your bollocks are living stink bombs>Actually love rimming a girls hoop, gets my john thomas throbbing like nothing else
our natural scent is actually a pheromone. daily washing is a modern construction, you can look at ads as recently as the 1950s telling ladies they ought to wash their hair every fortnight rather than the standard once a month. not every bloody day.we're just shifting society's goalposts. in the future you'll be a disgusting freak for not having cyber-lungs.
throbbing microwillies x
This. is. everything.Is it not
>>83604871too late to do anything about the tiny chap now. it's like being short or autistic, our parents just failed to feed us properly.
>>83604880so am i meant to believe Trump has never had South American cocaine?even as a lie, it's a really strange one.
An hour later and they are still talking about me. Living rent free in normies minds
>>83604880get it down ya don ladit lush x
>>83604915Where's his fucking neck?
pretty comfy, hope my lucky 15 comes in x
>>83604869>uhh washing is a social construct >uhh shampoo is bad actually>uhh soap is bad actually>uhh advertising>uhh cyber lungs>listen to me amazing reddit theoriesLmao smelly bastard tramps can always spend hours trotting out their fascinating theories on why its simply not possible for them to have a wash. But they can't shut up and stand under the shower for 10 minutes.
>>83604915He rapt his brothers kids and stinks of fish odur
>>83604955I would play this 100%.Give it to me.
>>83604913Dont give a shit about you, feel sorry for your mum
God Mum stop being such a NORMIE I'm unhinged joker whackymaxxed I can't smell pleasant
>>83604975And yet you have been replying to me all night? You obviously care about me love xx
>>83604591trying to claim back some artificial feeling of control over your meaningless existence, lid?
I saw jump, twolls say how high. It lush
Think if the Joker went on /b/ritfeel he'd think nah, nope, this is too whacky even for me, these guys are on a different level, proper nutters, never know what zany antics madman quips theyll come out with next
>>83604997Groomer who smells like shit, you and SSM got a lot in common x
>>83604961if you went a week without showering and time travelled to an all-Caucasian society before the 1970s, here's what you'd notice:>nobody can smell you (even though you "stink")>everyone reeks!! (but only to you)it would be better to go back to this, rather than the way around we have it now.
is the zanyposter on speed or something?i know it's internet silliness, but i feel like if i was furiously typing these out i'd go from pretend-angry to actual-angry.
>>83605008Hi turkmong we know it's you. Still upset over those posts I made before?
>>83605008Thanks for the history lesson Reddit but you smell so bad please get away from my children
>>83604915Bad case of Czech-Neck. He did a lot of CAKE back in the nineties.
>>83605027which posts?i think if you say something hurtful to anyone you should consider their feelings.
Still laughing at turkmong getting angry because I was shitting on turkey making him drop the LARP. if you ever want him to shut up start calling turkey a shithole country
>>83604969full release of ssm simulator soon
lush won that one XD
>>83604679kek look at the fatties waddle over to the car after it crashes
Of course I used to wash every day but then I found out about advertising in the 70s so I took a moral pledge to stop. It's not that I was a smelly putrid cunt from the get go and I believe I've found a valid excuse for that now. I'm just really smart and principled so now I marinade in my own filth every day to stick it to the advertisers. That's the reason.
>>83605057point out where that happened, lid.
At least one is honest>I can't be arsed washing, I don't want toTruth >erm hactually did you know in the 70s, erm did you know marketing and advertising erm according to this survey from trading standards erm erm society ermReddit af
>>83605134Thought you don't like lower case Mehmet?
>>83605155struggling to see the posts you're referring to, my lid. mind pointing them out?
You don't get it if you were woke and intellectual like me you would be a rotten stinking bastard as well, you're a sheep that's all I'm actually based and smart for being unwashed
thought i was involved in a case of mistaken identity there because i did say turkey the meat isn't that good for Christmas dinner and imagine if we all had beef or even chicken instead.
>>83605171You seem a tad upset lad
>>83605141>>83605179just admit you tried no-poo once and you didn't last a week.you're probably one of those anti-vegans who has no reason to be against it. it's not just that you enjoy meat (fair enough) it's that you couldn't hack it yourself.
just woke up. was hoping it'd be 9am or something, not midnight.been off the painkillers all day. have to wait until tomorrow until i get more. not sure whether to take another zopiclone just to skip ahead a bit.
The joker was an ordinary man until he read /b/ritfeel
Garn neck this wombay badboy wot woodle nows then garn beddingtons.
>>83605187seems like you've shat your pants, little lad!
>>83605237why the early night? not too late to get some bottles in.
>>83605269I'm. Not. Drinking. For. The. Forseeable. Future.
>>83605286get on that Gopuff lad. could have these at your door in 15 mins.
When do jannies deal with Helpernonce's blatant 24/7 avatarfaggotry?
>>83605310>avatarfaggotrywhat's your problem with 4chan Frog? half of /r9k/ is that white ragecomic fella from Reddit.
>>83605323Ylilauta Frog you cultureless heathen.I love Apu but I do not use him as my avatar with every single post.
Necking that wot woodle nows. Watching another wepisode of Welcome to Derry. Watched the first wepisode last month but then kinda forgot about it (mostly due to being off the rails of wooze/wrugs). Life's better when you stay sober and enjoy womfy shows and films. Cheers x
>>83605334you're right lad. ordering beers would make this LESS womfy :) cheers x
Having some intense nipplegasms tonight de lids. They're very tender as of right now. It hurts but also feels nice. Corrrrr!
>>83605376I had a look on that Gopuff thing out of curiosity as I'd never heard of it before and nearly everything was sold out. Shan't be bothering with that crap.
>>83605431Much prefer a bumgasm de lid.Bumseshes on tap x
>>83605486Bit too messy for me but I did enjoy using a dildo up me arse when I was a teenager.
Lots of sameseaning going on tonight ITT
>>83605482garage not open?
me, i have clean innards because of my high-fibre diet.been at them protein bars all day. some inner muscle hurts now. body is probably just getting used to a healthier 2026 diet.
>>83605536same as every night then lid
>>83605546Why would I go warage at this time? I'm womfy and watching Welcome to Derry rn.
night de lats
Garn snoozevilles now meself once this Welcome to Derry wepisodef finishes.
>>83605836Hilarious concept de lad.
just ate a hefty amount of me own cumproper degenerate me
>cuckGPT not behaving >Tell it to "Stop gaslighting me">It's suddenly all like "Yes massa sorry massa ackshually you've been right the wole time heh"I have prompt-injected the (((guardrails))) successfully
>>83606560Did you also tell it to speak like jar jar binks? Kek
>>83600027Was Rishi all that bad or are you lot just racist?
Off to beddinghams for nowI fink X
>>83606623Sean voted for him "ready for rishi" he said, he was proper excited to see a paki in power after watching THAT video
Noncecel
Thinking about wops at 4am
Thinking about sui at 5am
Thinking about girl arsehole at 6am
Thinking about Sean at 6.20am
Wonder if Paul's joining in
Mammy likes her wooze
>>83607735Wonder why people voted labour. Terrible government.
>>83607735Fuck pubs turn them into HMOs for asylum seekers
Bennies payments should be backdated. I'd be a rich man now.
>>83607795Turkish citizens aren't eligible for British benefits
>>83607800Good thing I am British and white.
>>83607810> I am British and whiteYou're not
>>83607765He was on a radio show recently, he not happyhttps://youtu.be/N6FJSw3La98
Turkmong wishes he was white, that's why he has spent the past 3 years if not longer pretending to be a white British citizen.
>>83607829He saw Love Actually in 2004 and he's wanted to be British ever since to be around white angel British roses
>>83607842Most browns LARP online as if they are white, their skin is the same colour as shit and they hate it so much.
>>83607829at this point he probably knows more about British culture than any Turk currently in the country kek
>>83607827He must love all this attention and free publicity.
All this greedy rich bastard cares about is money
>>83607916Bet he loves to buy groceries at Waitrose.
>>83607916Don't know him but his balding hair and awful glasses annoy me
>>83607987This man produced a very beautiful asmr lass.
Government cannot force mentally ill men to work. They will have to pay us UBI at some point because of AI and immigrants. There will be riots otherwise from dossers. We're already a low trust society.
>>83608055Yes they can by removing your benefits, don't think for one second you're safe forever.
>>83608072The government would not dare. People would literally shoplift all the time and riot. Think Mark Duggan era but 10x the scale.
>>83607954in Britiain we would say "I bet he loves to shop at Waitrose", turklad. just for future reference.
>>83608055>There will be riots otherwise from dossersaha good one x
>>83608080>Mark DugganCorr that was some fun content, I remember watching that shit on what was my new laptop at the time
PLEASE TELL ME WHYYYYYMY CAR IS IN THE FRONT YARD, AND I'MSLEEPIN' WITH MY CLOTHES ONCAME IN THROUGH THE WINDOW LAST NIGHTAND YOU'RE LONG GONE, GONE
Do any of you have "nervous" scabs you cant stop picking through stress?
>>83608368Kinda, I sometimes (trying to break out of it) focus on spots when I'm nervous, usually they're not even ready and they'll go away on their own - but if I'm stressed or nervous I'll focus on em and end up leaving a scab.
>>83605076You need an option to panic sell everything at CEX for half the price.
>>83606011I'm glad someone saved this. When it came out like this I cracked up laughing, it's like he's looking up at the bennys god for guidance. He aint dun nuffin wrong TMAU is hard
Still feeling pretty shit from this endless cold, but each day I think I get a little bit better. Glad I've got an easy WFH job where I don't have to fuck about getting out of bed on time. Would be annoyed, as is will start my day with coffee and toast now I do declare.
Morning morning morning all good lads! Make a new fred for me to lurk or I'll make an anime one.
>>83608515ere ya are lollers me mate me old pal>>83608552
