SSM Captured but not forgot edish.
well all 2026 in life de lads never forget that
Ello ello ello, what's all this then? New edish is it? I trust we won't be breaking any laws in this thread will we lads? Especially not defrauding our good friends at the DWP? No I didn't think so. Keep your noses clean.
Im going on a vacation to Wales in March. Im really excited...
>>83608552Who is sea side mark?
Nice little 11 hour nap. Slept 21 hours out of the last 48, not too shabby.
>>83608589My condolences lad, try not to get caught up in any of the local scandals
Tried a tit wank on the wifeberg for the first time last night, didn't really work out, she's got big chebs but not quite big enough I reckon. Either way, worth a punt and fun to have a go on.
>>83608589I went to criccieth in Wales a couple of years ago, it was very nice.I'm going to norfumberland this year. Not going to be bothering any of the lads from there, I know there's 2 near there, just a coincidence muh famalam booked a cottage near em.Im looking forward to going to blyth battery museum (9v is my favourite hahahahaha), and beach combing on whitley bay.
>>83608625Why would I get caught in a scandal? Is there something serious to know about?>>83608658That sounds awesome. Have fun! Im going through that area too on the drive. Would you say it's worth a detour?
Who do I speak to about compensation for the wait for a new thread?
>>83608669If you have to ask then unfortunately it's privileged information. Just don't ask too many questions and you'll probably be alright.
>>83608683Alright. That ain't no nothing by me.
>>83608677Uh well... you see...SCARPER LADS
>>83608717*Benny Hill music starts playing*
I hate British people, why do you love being violent and rude.You dont even have running water
>>83608722Well only Jesus is allowed to have walking water.
>>83608717Typical British customer service.>>83608721A smirk was had at this post.>>83608722Bugger off or I'll bash you.
How is it still only the fucking 8th. NYD feels like it was a month ago.
>>83608669There are a few nice shops there, and a bit of a beach, but other than that not much really, but there is a bit of a castle and a rnli station there.It was nice due to quietness, not loads of people, and the house we were in was just round the corner from a church. I heard them singing 1 Sunday when I was out getting stoned, so sat in the churchyard listening. Really good stuff.
>>83608589English tax collectors back in the 16C onwards used to take the road from Brecon to Hay-on-Wye and get up to all sorts there before they crossed the border back into England. Full of loot they were and there were plenty of attempts to rob them on that road.
>>83608736We've been having nuclear wars every day since then, we've all died and been transferred to new universes and the trauma has been erased from our memories, thats why it feels so long.Source: Brain damage from masturbation and drugs.
>>83608756stand and deliver de lid
>>83608749Gotcha. Sounds wonderful. Quietness is my way of being. That's why wales is so appealing. Sounds like a beautiful memory. Happy you got to experience it :).>>83608756Thats pretty cool. I'm headed through there too. Hopefully they cant catch up to cars on their horses.
Had a wonderful chat with the doctorberg on the phoneI'm going in for a MOT, bunch of blood test things like that. New year, new me lads
enthusiastic blowjob
>>83608775I'd give him a few coins just for being a well dressed rogue...
>>83608735There it is, the classic british violent cope
I just ate 2 mince pies and 2 cherry bakewells, now im listening to Calvin Harris covers
>>83608777Checked.It was a really good time, and cool stuff around (within driving distance), went to a great place called zipland in betsy co Ed (incorrect spelling, SORRY WELSH LADS). Did a woodland rollercoaster where you determine the speed. That was brilliant fun.
if i didnt have a job i'd probably be drunk all the time
>>83608871This but opiates
>>83608875opiate addiction is very scary to me
>>83608879opiates can take that fear away x
>>83608916Not him but, only because you become addicted so there's no point fearing addiction as you're already there.t. a lad that took heroin multiple times each day from the age of 17 to 25.>>83608879I'd stay clear of it, desu. Not worth it really.
>>83608938>a lad that took heroinHow did you find your habit?
Phwaor gotten up XCouple of things to do today is it not
>>83608941>findFund
>>83608958My family is old money. I have a fund.
any in here rekindled a passion for something recently ?
You lads ready for Storm Goretti?
>>83608941There were a few of us doing it, so chipped in, and had bennies, and a couple of jobs, sold a lot of things, and did some crime here and there, and some begging and borrowing (from family, not on the streets).
>>83609061Got that heating on full and that teaberg on tap. I'll be fine x
>>83608990>>83609067I suspect the anon who ducked and dived is telling the truth.>a little crime here and therePushed over a few old ladies and robbed their purses.
>>83609053Getting back into reading over listening to audiobooks, whole different experience but typically I've started the year with an incredibly complex and difficult to read book (gene Wolfe book of the new sun). That being said it is more rewarding.
>>83609092was it difficult to get back into? im trying to get into things again but im struggling to find the energy
>>83609085Not exactly that, but yeah something like that.
>>83608399Comfy gaming session this morning lid x
>>83609104I was sick between xmas and new years and watching TV was hurting my eyes so kind of forced the issue. I do find myself wanting to pick up my phone every 2 minutes but if I can resist the urge, or leave it elsewhere then that's not too bad.
>>83609106Ive met scallys before. You call it grafting
>>83609109So fed up with this new trend of making every AAA game ssm themed, I really didn't need him to be a playable character in fifa2026, and replacing the "ea sports, it's in the game" with "bacon bacon butty bacon butty time" is frankly despicable. Such blatant pandering now that he's a megastar.
>>83609135Im not a proper scally. Wasn't out with a shopping bag lined with tinfoil or anything like that.
>>83609178You know the score then. Every HMO is full of them. Thats all England is, chicken shops and crackheads
>>83609149Mate, you probably don't know the Bacon Bacon Mutty dance that's why you're so livid. Get some non-sulphite cider down ya and stick the air fryer on. No plates for us de lid, we're rawdogging it.
>>83609149Megastar but still has time to feed the birds, remember, he is an RSPB member
>>83609188Just because every dumb fucking tiktok influencer is doing the dance and talking like mark doesn't mean I give a shit. I liked mark before this astroturfing bullshit, he used to be a real man of the people and now he's got his contracts with cerne abbas and Ladbrokes he's just laughing at his old fans that have supported him from the start. It's so obvious that this youtube hiatus is just guerilla marketing for his leaked cameo in the new avengers film.
>>83609185I recently had a mate who lived in 1, and I think 60% were using crack. Not sure if all are like that, wouldn't be happy living in 1 and being outnumbered, wouldn't be confident of things not being pilfered.
I likeed SSM before he was cool
g-g-g-g-ggood m-m-m-mmorning de lads
I'm eating fig rolls because i cant be arsed to get dressed and goto the shop 50 yards away to buy a loaf of bread. I have loads of ham, cheese and spreads in the fridge..Maybe ill pull over some trousers and go after this coffee.
>>83609250Just about lad, cutting it fine though
SSM has been gone for over a month after having a blood test. Starting to think he may have something serious, like diabetes or liver cirrhosis, he done look yellow a few times. What you lads think?
>>83609261Sorry I was busy being mega rich and famous
>>83609265>What you lads think?get a life
>>83609265He's in hiding.The Marie mini series posted on YouTube seriously triggered him.
nap on the cards in 60, have to get home safely first though
Weirdo thread
>>83609265For all we know he could be dead. Fucking kills me not knowing how he is
>>83609286Didn't think I'd be choking the chicken today
>>83609291>Fucking kills me not knowing how he isWhy not drive to his grotty bed-sit and find out? You can drive, right?
Warm Home Discount just landed so get in there. Necking that Mac n cheese from Greggs now. It lush.
Mum just went flying when walking the dog. Told her to just walk on the path, ffs. She's ok, but told her to sit and chill.
maybe he got a full time job
every day above 30 is a good day me lads
>>83609233Ive lived in them, unless its specifically a home for say, women fleeing domestic violence, then drugs are rife.As is sexual assault and violence. Its very, very normalised now, I'd be more shocked if someone told me that didnt happen in a HMO. I understand why a lot of homeless choose the streets. I got lucky, please never let me go back again
He gone to Greenland to defend the Penguins, Penguins are birds, he a member of RSPB, it his duty.
>>83609286me? never got into this fetish, it has the odour of fat hairy men
>>83609309ssm wouldn't let us down like that
Corrrrrrr! Me nipples are very swollen from last nights nipple sesh. Slurped a load of my own cum as well. Kinnell, might even start growing tits if I keep this up.
Wonder if he'll still talk about SSM in a year
>>83609286Last clown i interacted with made me hook a pre-tied noose over a member of the audiences head which was over a beam above, then she fell off the chair, I screamed, i was 7 (the noose just fell apart. Fucking clowns
Fugg it, going to get a ps4. 2nd hand, from cex as it comes with 5 year warranty.Can get terraria. I want minecraft desu, but don't want to fanny about making a microshit account.
>>83609265He said loads of times in the weeks leading up to his departure that he was planning on packing YouTube in if he moved in with Helen.
>"Are we, perhaps, the baddies after all?"
>>83609371>if he moved in with Helengrim to think that he'd be scrounging off of her in her own home
>Here are those "good guys that won WW2" that we told you about, goy
Corr that mac n' cheese was lush. Necked them wedges as well since they come as part of the meal deal. Washing it down with some woca wola.
>>83609376>>83609393fuck off back to brit/pol/, schizo. we already have one of you.
>>83609376It's those boss bishes, bloody mistake letting em out of the kitchen. Bloody split arses.
>>83609301It's a bit far from London
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Renee_Good"Idling in a car", fucking trantifa editors with their chutzpah lies again lolThe leftist roastie was deliberately blocking the road/ICE operation and was ordered to get out of the vehicle, then tried to kill the cop.
>>83609371SSM would never give up his flat. He would rather Helen moved in with him.
>>83609397soon be time stand outside the local primary school for you old noncey boy.
>yank shoots yankshocking turn of events
its an omenprepare to pack your bags lads
>>83609439according to my dadberg she was sitting in her car and some ICE agent just walked up and started blasting for no reason at all Then i saw the video of a fucking SUV blocking the road Play silly games, win silly prizes
>>83609448As per usual the truth is somewhere in the middle of what reddit would have you believe and what /pol/ would have you believe.
>>83609443Bit weird how you know the "best" time to wait outside schools to snatch kis.
>>83609448It's sort of crazy how easy it is to convince people of demonstrable untruths. >>83609469Is it though? She was purposefully blocking the road to impede armed federal agents carrying out their lawful duty. She was told to leave, she didn't, she was told again, she didn't, she was told by a senior officer, she didn't. Eventually they decided that they would remove her from her vehicle, as they are perfectly legally allowed to do and by all accounts is the next reasonable action in escalation when someone refuses to comply. They tried to open her door to remove her, she backed her SUV up. They told her to turn off the vehicle and get out, she didn't. An officer moved in front of her car to dissuade her from moving. She decided to accelerate into the officer. The officer didn't draw his gun until the car started moving towards him. When the car didn't stop and made contact he opened fire. She was killed by his firing.I don't really know what the 'somewhere in the middle' is for this situation.
>>83609446It already happened anon, the world never recovered.
>>83609443Why are you obsessed with nonces?>>83609470It's all he ever fucking talks about. Gonna start calling him noncemong.
>>83609506>>83609470sean samefagging because he's getting no bites thanks for (you's) spazzy cunt :D
I just think I was born unemployable, not my fault is it x
>Is that a police officer standing in front on my car pointing a gun directly in my face?>Better fucking floor it towards him! Nothing of value was lost here
>>83609516Ok noncemong.
>>83609503I'm surprised theres not more publicly known research on time travel, imagine going back to 31 Dec 1999 and having wild orgiastic sex all night.
>>83609536Oh man it's all coming back dont worry.
>imagine going back to 31 Dec 1999 and having wild orgiastic sex all night.
>>83609536I was an adult then, it wasn't a big thing really.
>>83609568did you meet any time travellers that night?
I never understood the y2k panic. None of the computers stopped working when it went from 99 - 1000, y1k was a big nothing, what made them think 2000 would be so bad?
>>83609536>publicly known research on time travelis there any actual research though, I don't think time travel is possible tbqhwylad
>>83609608You're not fooling anybody noncemong.
Insurance company refused to pay out for me broken laptop. Stingy bastards.The rich win again.
>>83609623I just hide all of noncemong's posts now. He can spam his AI images all he wants. He'll never stop me from posting whenever I want. He has zero power over my life or anyone's life.
>>83609623>>83609633samefagsean
>>83609619I dont know the answer. clocks can be slowed relative to clocks elsewhere though, i know that much.Think of the advantages if you stayed in the same universe though. There may be time police that arrest people mid jump, or barriers set up from the distant future, maybe there's certain planets you can go that have time feilds around them where you can RPG and change it's history as part of a holiday.Endless possibilities and cash to be made.
>>83609660Stop thinking about diddling kids constantly.
Excerpt of a poem written by the woman who got shot trying to run over an ICE agent. What an absolutely deranged person.
>>83609646Its uncanny resembles to your personality you've presented here over the years, very spot on.
filter helperfilter helper posterskey to a happy britfeel
cor, interview for der civil service, video interview link sent out on the 15th. Already work for them like but different position
>>83609684>ARE YOU FUCKING READY??>THIS ONE IS TITLED, LEARNING TO DISSECT FETAL PIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS
>>83609700You'll only use somebody else to get your nonce kicks.
Both of them are now ex-YouTubers. It not right.
>>836097374 times lush4 times lushbet she can't smell the TMAU
>Sister home from university for the christmas period>Tells us how her university is facing financial trouble>Starts blaming brexit and Nigel Farage personallyWtf? Wasn't Brexit like a decade ago?
>>83609770Think she might be a bit more clued up than you lad, being in higher education and all. What are you doing with your life?
>>83609783Educated pricks are some of the stupidest people ive ever met
>>83609737Both run off YouTube by twolls too. Not rite.
>>83609700Been doing that for half a decade.
>>83609783Posting in /britfeel/ from my bed
>>83609795Ah I see, big smart NEET are you?
>>83609633You broke another laptop? Fuck me mate you're a menace.
all the big brains of britain congregating on britfeel, so smart and full of foresight, if only those in power knew what intellectual behemoths posted here with all the answers of the world at their fingertips
I sort of want Trump to try to invade Greenland. The Danish forces would probably surrender and leave and some Greenlanders might die after trying to throw a Molotov cocktail at some US soldiers, but I think it might be good in the long term. I would probably cause NATO to disband and for the EU to form its own military alliance. Euro countries would stop relying on the USA for anti-Russian security and would have to encourage military build up themselves. UK would then have to really fucking think about either being a vassal state of the USA or rejoining a new militarised EU or trying to awkwardly stay between as a mediator. (Might work?)
>>83609824Can't wait for the forever war to begin
the real 'Y2K' will be in 2038 because of the whole 32-bit UNIX time thing. 4chan filenames will overflow to 000000000.jpg, just imagine what will happen in hospitals and airports.
>>83609819Yep, that's us. Glad you forrins are accepting of that fact.
my opioids haven't arrived today.heroin lad tells a sad tale but that's true opiates. a few tramadols + some codeines never hurt anyone (they do the opposite)
>>83609817No, it was for the original one that I broke last March. My current laptop is fine apart from the left sided hinge is starting to go. Pretty sure these laptop hinges are designed to break after a certain time.
i would not know nor care about "an ICE agent shot an American woman and it's the new George Floyd lefties seething kek" unless a couple of you /pol/ nuts had shat out your brilliant takes ITT.there's probably a coup happening in Africa somewhere as we speak. America is just another country, you're genuine autists who have fixated on the US, because they've convinced you they're the centre of the world/internet.
>Big brain discussionWhat's the minimum IQ required to drive towards a law enforcement officer whilst fleeing lawful commands?
>>83609770>Tells us how her university is facing financial trouble>Starts blaming brexit and Nigel Farage personallyBoggles how people can convince themselves of such wank desu.
Trumpian foreign policy is the most realist foreign policy we've seen in decades outside of China.Trump's foreign policy is, explicitly, "if you are in this hemisphere and you rely on American military power for protection, then you are actually American territory" and to pretend this is completely unreasonable is foolish.
>>83609306I know a lass who got slipped off a cliff while she was walking her baby in the pram.
>>83609939how did you get away with it, lad? alibi?
>>83609061If I lose another roof tile I'm garn mental
>>83609954She learned a few lessons that day
>roofers on the phone to each other right now
>it's a Sabrina genderswaps into a boy episode
>>83609937Trump and the people behind him have a plan. The world will be divided up between USA, Russia and China. USA will get all the Americas. Russia will be allowed to go into Europe and China will get Africa. If Trump goes for Greenland the Danish forces will surrender or retreat. Euro leaders will hold a meeting and either do nothing and take it like good little boys or actually disband NATO in which case Trump will stop helping any Euro county, including the uk, and let Russia do what it wants in terms of invasions. Without US help the Russians will steam roll and rape and castrate Ukraine to death. Latvia and Estonia will be next tbqh.
>>83609903It's not that high
>>83609969Yer a blue aired witch arry
Truly have been doing some shits today, all different types. Bit of an exciting surprise each time we go to the toilet to find out which one it'll be.
>>83609971>USA will get all the Americas.USA already has the Americas.>Russia will be allowed to go into EuropeLad, it's been four years and they've barely taken a quarter of Ukraine. The Russians aren't 'going into Europe', that's pure capeshit.>and China will get Africa. They don't give a shit about Africa, they are happy to buy resources from them and leave them be.You need to grow up and stop seeing the world as a movie, lad.
>>83609964Outrageous, they should be on the roof.
Alright my round, what's everyone having?
>>83609897Why didn't they pay out? Assuming because you smashed it yourself? You should have lied about how it broke.
>>83609987Dumb dumb. The Russians cannot take Ukraine because Ukraine has endless American money, HIVARs and American intel. Without that they are fucking done for. They will get steamrolled by numbers alone. Russia usually wins wars through pure attrition and overwhelming with numbers. Owning Greenland (part of North America) would be completely owning the Americas. Brazil has a left wing government right now. To truly own the Americas Trump would be able to force regime change whenever he wants. USA is on its way to completely controlling the Americas but not there yet.
>>83609939Oof, not good, did she die?
This flick was stupid as shit but well-made at the same time, reminded me a lot of Gilliam's Brazil cadence-wise. Pigeon costume lad was quite memorable too A glib facsimile/10
>>83609992Pahnt a Cahlsbehrg
>lmagine going back to 31 Dec 1999 and having wild orgiastic sex all night
we were fools not to join the USSR.
>>83610021They were both fine, the baby had a roll bar on the pram and she just twisted her ankle.I hope we've all internalised the lesson to not walk along icy cliff edges.
Wish i could just take a shit in peace tbqfh ladsEVERY single time i sit my arse on the bog it must trigger something in my famberg, someone will come storming up the stairs >HURRY UP anon I NEED to use the toilet day and fucking night, its ridiculous
Women have singlehandedly made me lose my ability to trust women, even without me having to interact with women.
>>83609633>mfw rich
>>83610093Buy a potty
Another day. Another SEASIDEZOMBOID.This my second try. The first Seaside was too fat to escape a horde he alerted and ended up as food for the zombies.Got to play more careful, he's so fat and out of shape he doesn't tend to survive long distance runs and he falls over easily. His first objective is to secure a nice supply of bacon and beers, there's no chance he'll make it through the apocalypse without some bokkles and butties in his belly.
>Women have singlehandedly made me lose my ability to trust women
>>83610032I thought it was enjoyable, probably about 45 minutes too long though.
>>83610059>roll bar>strapping your baby into the rally pram before going off roading in icy conditions
do you think the companies go through HHL's laptop and see what kind of videos he's been watching?
Oh good the transexual moid-poster is back.
>>83610195we are all transsexual moid posters, if you think about it>don't have Y chromosome>the next minute,>do.
>>83609992A cup of twininga tea with s'oy milk please
Why are British people obsessed with trans people?
Why are transexuals obsessed with /britfeel/ and spam it for days on end when they have a whole website for that?
>>83610195I always forget which is which with the moid foid meme.>>83610217Because we get confused. We used to love trains, but then a typo changed the revised version of the spakka carta, and now we have to love trans.
>>83609492This about sums it up. Maybe the illegal migrants will appreciate and remember her sacrifice but I expect not.
Mad how comfortable peasants are with the government just murdering its own citizens.
>>83610261That includes you. You're just pretending to be upset in this instance because you politically identify with her.
>>83610274No. I dont want the government to shoot anyone, not even a bootlicker like you
America, fuck yeahSo lick my butt and suck on my balls
>>83610289Nah you're lying. I guarantee you've made posts explicitly celebrating the killing of people you don't like politically and you're pretending to be above it all when someone you agree with is killed.
#TAXEDOUT
>>83610217Moids are anti social rapists, if its not rape or grooming you into having an ugly moid discord boyfriend they don't want to know. They love to play #NotAllMen yet the FACT is all moids would rape if they knew they could get away with it.
What's the point trying to improve after 30 if you haven't got anywhere?>can't get working visa to many countries after 30>employers are agist>no girl would want you as you have no experience in adults life and dating
>>83610303Ok i want you shot, happy now retard?Not by the Gov't though, by a crackhead
>>83610309Britain the rape capital of Europe
>>83610313>Ok i want you shot, happy now retard?lol usually you people keep up the facade a little longer but I appreciate the honesty.
>>83610311Cry cry cry and feel sorry for yourself the moid life poor little baby
>>83610319Wonder why that is lad
For me? I bash it to MTF daily. Can't stand FTM though
>>83610335>Can't stand FTM thoughThis will not make our guest happy...
>>83610322Shot by a crackhead. Do you understand the distinction? Ofcourse you dont
>i am anti social>i have never done anything nice for anyone in my life>i spend my time writing rape fantasies, talking about my dick, playing with my dick>you have to care about my "loneliness epidemic"!
>All moids are evil kill all men!Oh yeah?What about George Floyd?Though not.
Shall be doing the thing(s) now, meX
>>83610334British culture is repressed, similar to indian culture.
>>83610232>Because we get confused. We used to love trains, but then a typo changed the revised version of the spakka carta, and now we have to love trans.corrr just yous wait until i wow you with this whole 'peas'/'pease' thing.
>my face when moids are "lonely"LOL!!
>>83610359It must have become very rapidly repressed over the past few years though, because it wasn't anywhere near the rape capital of Europe a few years ago. Can't think of anything else that's changed though, so it must be repression that's suddenly got worse.
>Moids are anti social rapistshave to admit, i'm very much against them.
AsmonGOD weighs in.
>>83610370Quite the build up occurring on this pease tidbit, on tenterhooks you might consider me.
>>83610383Based, I'm going to donate my PIP to him tonight
>Crosslad actually has more going on his life (good for him)>some bitter /britfeeler/ decides to frame himhe hasn't relapsed on his gender dysphoria and his TRUE internet friends see right through your little game.
>rightoids consider this man to be a great political thinkerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHj4Z7qjnaQ
>>83610399He deserves it, he's a spiritual NEET x
>moid laughs about paedophiles grooming children >I say thats not funny>little snowflake of a moidikins lashes out, calls me a trollWhy is /britfeel/ like this?
>>83610411Do we? I don't. I just think it's refreshing to see a big content creator not be a total shitlib for once.
is Asmongold the cat electrocution one?nobody actually watches these streamers, more people watch those Marvel films and yous don't go on about Spider-Man as if everyone else knows/cares.
we are all flakes in the garden of snow, the cereal of life, the dandruff of despair.(i came up with that.)
>>83610425The terminally online are so buried in their echo chambers that they think streamers are actually relevant. Adults don't care about them, people living in the real world don't care about them, it's exclusively the realm of outcasts and children. It may hurt their feelings to acknowledge it, but they aren't societally relevant.
>>83610374Immigrantion isnt high enough to make England the rape capital.Sorry, but those white Brits rape too
Americanmong
big up the gersbig up josh rockbig up the unionhttps://youtu.be/eeCRBX_SZ88
someone's on a reporting melty today hehe, incredibly sad.
Just clamped my nipples with a clothes peg and nearly came in my pants.
Think we all played this back in primary school.
Really is fucking disgusting reading about the Somali patronage network in Minnesota. Tim Walz literally redesigned the state flag to look more like the Somalian flag. Like what the actual fuck?
>>83610470Cooooorrrrr YES LAD xIt was fucking LUSH
>>83610476As a woman i feel much safer around somalis than white british moids
That we are capable only of being what we are remains our unforgivable sin.
Moids be like>all women are sluts>all women are whores>all women want chadMe, suggesting moids like to rape>NOOOOO #NOTALLMOIDS YOU CANT SAY THAT ITS NOT ALL OF US ITS ONLY THE BLACK ONES NOOOO
there are no moids here, we are all luvly lasses
>>83610448what's doubly weird about this is that they aren't even relevant in their own fields.they could go on the news or into Parliament/Congress/wherever>who are you?>uh, i'm the internet's top political pundit.same as the whole trans thing, really. J.K. Rowling is just the woman who wrote Harry Potter.
i am a male but my dad used to say i have a "girl's temperament"
luv being with all my girlies in britfeel, soooooo glad we don't have gross moids hanging around right babes?
please stop this battle of the sexes we need to set our differences aside when we have a common enemy (you know who)
The next UK election is going to be mental lads. 5 way split between Reform, Green, Tory, Labour and Lib Dem. Hung parliament likely. Maybe just no government will be able to form and King Charles fucking chooses.
>>83610544it's not a battle babes, moids lost, girlies won simple as x
England wins 2026 World Cup. Gov orders England flags from every lamppost. Lefties try to tear them down and get arrested.
>>83610547Reform is clearly going to steamroll, lad. Assuming they don't just royally fumble the bag.
>>83610547Every single one going to be exactly the same, just different coloured ties. Nothing will ever get better, only worse
>be you>a british moid>in the rape capital of europe >claim to be NOT a rapist
>>83610562They are already fumbling the bag. Fucking dropping in the polls. Infighting. Tories regaining ground. Think it will depend on how the economy is in 2029 and how well Kemi presents herself. Labour will lose a lot to Green and some to reform but the right wing will be split between Reform and Tories.
>>83610544Are you talking about Voldemort?
Miss my mentally ill bint. Wonder if she's still dating an older man.
>>83610568Tories aren't right wing, they're centre-left regime managerialism just with a slightly different client base (pensioners predominantly rather than BAME/immigrant/muslim/progressive coalition base of Labour).
>HE'S got a new gimmick
1 in 3 women have been sexually assaulted by the time they are 1895% of sexual assaults and rapes are done by family or a family friend
>>83610562Percentage of vote does not always turn into seats. You win by getting at least half the seats in parliament. The reform vote is spread around the country not concentrated like Labour and conservatives have always been.Historically, UK elections have consisted of Labour strongholds and Tory strongholds and quite a few swing strongholds were campaigning is focussed intensely just enough to win those seats. Everything is going to be up in the air next election. Lots of seats will be close. Close as fuck. Split three or four ways. Absolutely possible that Reforn could get like 35% of the vote but only like 10 seats.
>>83610568No conservative wants a black woman as their PM, kemi is there as a sacrificial lamb so they can deal with all the reform fuckery. They'll bin her off before any whiff of a GE and replace her with a middle aged white man. They know their voter base.
>>83610576>Tories aren't right wing, they're centre-left regime managerialism just with a slightly different client base (pensioners predominantly rather thanYes but the Tory voter base is actually pretty right wing. Much more than you realise. Their MPs are not. It is why they are bleeding so much to Reform.
>>83610555Makes me laugh moids think they still have powerI open my dms, I reject moidsI swipe leftSwipe left swipe left!Lol if my moid treats me bad ill just find another simp. I can find simps instantly on social media. Moids need us. We don't need them. They're disposable. Its a woman's world x
>>83610583I agree and FPTP needs to be fucking axed immediately, but I think you underestimate the reach of Reform. In the end we'll just have to see.>>83610584You ascribe an immense amount of competency to the Tories which I think they demonstrably do not have. Where was this playing to their base when Cameron explicitly shortlisted BAME/female candidates ahead of white males (referred to openly by himself as 'stale, male, pale')? Where was this playing to their base during their entire 14 year incumbency?
It's the fucking 8th of January, it's already been 45 days since new year's what is this groundhog day shit we're dealing with here? How do I get out of the January loop?
>>83610584>No conservative wants a black woman as their PMShe won the vote amongst party members.
Moids send you messages on apps like they think you've not heard it a million times lol. Wow great joke lol. SWIPE LEFT!
>>83610602>She won the vote amongst party members.This. The problem is that the Tory party machine is unfathomably out of touch with their broad base. The machine is a centre-left party which tries to win votes from well-intentioned but ultimately naive voters by appealing to a rhetorical reality which doesn't exist. Throwing red meat to the gammons, as they say.
>>83610602Winning the vote when you know you're going to be opposition is not the same thing as running for PM. To clarify, I am not supportive of the cons in the slightest but I think their strategists (who aren't all completely retarded) know that it would be a lost cause.
>>83610602>She won the vote amongst party members.The Pip Pip Tally Ho Old boys need a scapegoat
Average "nice guy" moid
>>83610640>Durham CityAbsolutely bizarre way to word Durham. Is this Yankland
>>83610640'Durham City' as in Durham, North Carolina, or the proper Durham?asking for a friend.
>>83610640No point me bothering with online dating. I'd turn out like this.
Ever had the opportunity to shag but couldnt get it up?
spasticcunt the UK Spastic is on one today I see.Needs sparking out on sight.
i have nothing against females who have something against fat males, and i don't see why that shouldn't work both ways around.t. have been at the protein bars again
>>83610640Don't care about something a multicolour haired progressive feminazi from tennessee university has fabricated.
>>83610660Yeah used to happen fairly frequently when I smoked weed all the time. Managed to persuade a couple of girls to get in bed with me and then completely failed to fuck them. Not really something I like to remember. Was just too inside my own head.
found a very good bdm album de metal loddingtons
>>83610660Nope, but had 2 chances and spilled spaghetti and ruin the chance.
>>83610668me????????? trek protein flapjacks (anything that isn't actual meat or dairy is bollocks but its tasty when paired with my morning bovine collagen and cacao + manuka honey drink)
wonder who this best describes :)
This is how moids work:>horny>want sex>act nice to you >in hopes of sex>you don't have sex with them>their ego is bruised>angry moid rage modeEvery. Single. Time.
>>83610660my issue was (and i do mean 'was') being all in the mood and everything, erection ready to go.then just nothing happened. attained and maintained an erection, sex for literally hours, it got tiring and i felt frustrated by the end.nothing to do with a lack of passion or too much wanking/porn. just struggled to orgasm from shagging.
>on private torrent tracker last night>it is new users day so people are being allowed in and saying hi in chatroom>giving points to them as they show up as many people did for me>see one with Israel flag>no points for you I think it's acceptable behaviour.
And that is why we dont trust "nice guys". At least "bad boys" are honest about what they want.
>>83610696cor we could weaponise this. send these sex-jilted men off to war (or at least do heavy lifting work).
>>83610696me? back when I was on tinder and such before I had a gf I would just message something on tinder and if she replied have a backwards and forwards for <5 replies then ask her out for drinks, surprisingly worked multiple times having a chilled approach, think if I went back to being single id probably just not bother.
>>83610702oh will you fuck off you ugly american cunt why are you posting this drivel in my safe space
Dating apps are romance scams for total morons.
>>83610698not every person who lives in Israel agrees with Israel's actions.just quietly block them from the peerlist in qBittorrent, along with Turks and Yanks. the only reason you made a show of this was FOR YOURSELF.
>gay moid cant finish with a woman>blames her Blimey
>>83610726>Not every baby eating cannibal who lives in Tel-Aviv agrees with Tel-Avivs actions.
>>83610717Oh sorry have I interrupted your woman hate rape circle jerk.
>>83610702Every man you ever meet is capable of killing you.
>>83610734Sir, this is the pork scratchings general
>rear wheel on bicicleta is fucked>bearings sound like rocks being crushed >attempt to fix>it gets worse>replace rear wheel>noise gone>forgot to clean brake disc>its contaminated the pads and howls like a cunt >1st few gears arent shifting smooth >check derailuer>hanger looks slightly bent>been here before trying to adjust cable tension back and forward to get all gears workingGoing to quit while im ahead, the hangar needs replaced and no amount of cunting around is going to get all the gears shifting smoothly
Tinder was shite but had some good chats on Bumble and Hinge. i dunno, it was just very cordial and we went for a coffee, we either got on or we didn't.what's this nightmare world people live in? do they just scroll fake/rude/scam screenshots to make themselves mad?
>>83610729joke's on you this applies to BOTH sexes.and i blame my own body. doctor wasn't very helpful, but there's more to life than shagging. i just don't know what that is yet.
>>83610750Oh fuck off with your innocent nice guy moid act. You honestly honestly do think we don't know the games you play.
>>83610750>what's this nightmare world people live in?WE GET MESSAGES LIKE THAT EVERY DAY ON APPS YOU FUCKING APE MOID God fuck off
do you have multiple phones mate? different networks there
Since I am never getting sex and relationships I will not be contributing to society.
>>83610758i'm not very nice. i've sometimes fallen into your neurosis spiral, so i know how these trolling gimmicks can take their toll.say, how about we go for a coffee? my treat x
>>83610758>YEEEHAWW>ATTABOY>COOKOHOOOPlease translate this image into normal English
>>83610750You are the worst kind of moid it's always the ones putting on this act who snap the worst the minute you don't get what you want. ICK!
>>83610740So are the bears.
Lads, what is between atoms? Like what IS it?
>>83610770i dunno i expect most people would be happy with the successful guy who does beneficial things. my problem? clearly a middle-class bloke. some of us can't AFFORD to do "nice" charity work.
>>83610726No lad I did it for the kind folks of britfeel, ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
>>83610785one time i slammed a cupboard door so hard the little rubber stopper things came off, and i couldn't put them back on right so the door always made this horrible wood-on-wood creaking sound (iykyk).>>83610800space.
>>83610804We are not obligated to go on a date with you because you do charity ffs moids are so fucking grim
>>83610811it was mildly entertaining, i'll admit. you do have to feel sorry for the innocent lads who just want their kinos, though. like civilians in Nazi Germany, with THEIR private torrent trackers.
>hates women so much he can't orgasm from a woman >goes to the doctorF lmao lmao
>>83610823i actually agree here. if anything it's more noble to dissuade people from charity so we can abolish it. actually solve problems and meet people's needs instead of lining the pockets of Mr Oxfam.keep at it, sister
new gimmicks when the old ones dont get any reaction any more
>have cup of tea>drink most of it, then forget about it>hours go by>start picking my nails and nose>look for somewhere to flick everything, see mug>flick everything inside>forget about it again>bored, see mug, pick it up to take it to kitchen>see there's still some tea in it, decide to down it>realise what I used the mug for previouslyFucking grim lads, still feel sick to my stomach
>>83610836He probably has a word doc or a speadsheet where he keeps track of them. What they are, when to post in the day, how the lads are responding to them etc. then has some new ones ready to deploy when the old ones are getting a bit stale.
Just slurped another load of cum from me own cock. Really turning into a massive pervert.
>>83610842That's why I eat my bogies, where the fuck else would you put them?
>>83610834i dunno, SHE (that's right, a FEMALE doctor) didn't ask if it was misogyny at all. just whether i wanted to have a baby.was like: whoa there love, at least buy me a drink first ;)
>>83610850>>83610851we all eating our bodily excretions in life x
Wanted to do dry january but drank every single day in january so far. Grim.
No porn for me today lads, new leaf, it not good for you. I'm cutting it right down, pacing myself. Not wanking on Thursday, but I am wanking on Friday. Not wanking Saturday but will be wanking Sunday xAll about moderation innit?
>>83610836>>83610846yeah sorry i shouldn't engage but i feel like there's effort on display here, and it's looped around to genuinely funny for me.the only way to escape the irony vortex is to just not do it. look at some older threads, it was sincere. getting stuck in this shit the way Twitter does, it must be tiring. like being mates with Xander from Buffy or something.
>>83610877>only like solo>dont wank>have a wet dream where I have a wank over some solo bintsakes
>>83610660Only once. I had the flu and was sick as fuck. Got it up and me wife started cowgirl riding me but I eventually went soft while she was doing it. Embarrassing as fuck but I was sick so she understood.
After 30 there is no point bothering if you never advanced during your twenties.
Deleting my Steam account. Anyone want my games?
>>83610871In a similar state myself, also with the other substances. January is a stupid month to try it really, maybe Feb is the one.
>>83610917any farming sims by any chance lid?
All moids can do is lash out at me call me a "gimmick" make threats of violence. If Im so wrong you would not act like that. Ok dinner time ill leave you to your pornography addiction woman hate rape circle jerk thread bye.
>red weather alert for the south>80+mph winds the rest of the day >snow warnings>ice warnings Hope you southern lids have your wollox secured
The rain has hit, riiiiight about when it's time to take the dog out. Looks like I'll be wrapping up in my plastic gear tonight.
Steak for dinner. It a lush
>>83610938Fuck off ratboy, my wollox are loose and flailing in the breeze
>>83610938Fortunately I have just bought a sledge so we won't see any more snow for the next year
>>83610919Sorry, I always wanted those but could never afford to spend much.
>>83610983no probs lid, im the same tbqh
Gotta love it x
>it's a 'Sabrina gets to tell Harvey and Valerie she's a witch for one day (only)' episode
wot I dont understand about office culture is why are people forced to come in when they are sick and why are people forced in if the weather is shit? like its not that deep is it, you can literally do the same job at home but you have to come in and potentially make others sick because you dont have the holiday days to take off and if you stay at home your office ''attendance'' goes down, but this is all a construct which makes no actual sense, building is still there weather you go in or not. Thankfully wfh 3 days a week but I argue with management over this, public sector so they cant sack me but its just proper pointless. I dont utter a word to people and spend at max 2 hours doing the entire days worth of work then I piss around reading books, making music in a DAW, drawing and watching youtube docs. Think I'll be making my arrangements to get on the neet train me thinks.
Hope Shippy's doing alright x
>>83611042> building is still there *WETHER youdont mong boy.jpeg meeeeeee!!!!!!!!
>weatherSPASTIC HAHAHAHA
>>83611042Wasted my entire 20s in an office. I'll take a bullet to the dome before I ever go back. 10 years of mind rape.
>>83611042Mr.sheckelstien NEEDS that new BMW lad , that extra holiday etc, who gives a fuck about sick workers? just get more , threaten them and force them in, cant be loosing profits now can you?
>>83611049>didn't mongboy me>looks closerNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fingernails for cash.
>>83611060but its public sector, my job doesnt actually generate money for an individual, I dont fink>>83611054I get left alone but I just see it as a bit pointless
Wausages from the local butchers, fried egg and tomato for din dins. Simple but lush x
>>83611067if the staff dont work then the boss wont get his bonus or whatever lad
coming along lush this ssm simulator xx
work hasn't been for the purposes of useful production in decades. one computer can take care of all the work of an officeful of people.
>>83611042If I'm sick I just don't go in, pisses me off when people are sick and do go in. Bit of a shit situation you're in if your manager does want you there infecting the rest of the staff, sounds like a dickhead really.
>seasideSIM lad has ran out of games>now he's vibe coding his OWN gamehe must be stopped.
Wonder what moidlass is having for dinner
>>83611101>helen is here!>your next jar is free!lol
Shippy and Moni once walked these hallowed grounds in the summer of 2022. Here I am standing in that exact location. Honour of a lifetime.
>>83611122don't you worry lid more games to come, focusing on gambling at the minute
>who should we cast as Merlin the Magician on this episode of Sabrina the Teenage Witch?>how about the bloke who voices Moxy the Dog, doing the Moxy voice the whole time?terrible decision. going to rate this episode a 3 on IMDb.
What if your favourite racial slur lads?
>>83611177Not getting done for being one of them racialists Mr GCHQ
>>83611157>heron foodpossibly the most depressing supermarket
>>83611157corrr it is n'all.i feel like i'm replying to someone famous.
>>83611177cordwainer
>>83611216Heron food is just fish innit? Same parent company as b&m, I used to work for a company they outsourced some IT services to and their staff were the stupidest mongs I've ever encountered except for possibly JD sports.
>Weight loss jabs affecting Greggs profits, boss saysWeight loss jabs affecting Greggs profits, boss says
>Find myself searching for, and enjoying pornography involving women with hairy armpitsIs this the first step to being gay?
For the first time ever dogberg has declined to go out on his walk. All dressed up in plastic bags and open the door and he just refuses to go out. As far as I'm concerned this is a big step forward for him. No trudging around in the storm for us, just some cosy ball chasing inside.
>>83611236No it's just a small super market similar to Tesco express
>>83611317It was a heron based joke>i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
/\bMoid\b/i:op:no;boards:r9k/\bMoids\b/i:op:no;boards:r9k/\bFoid\b/i:op:no;boards:r9k/\bFoids\b/i:op:no;boards:r9k
>>83611309> All dressed up in plastic bags should have gotten him one of them proper dog coats for Christmas.he's probably just upset with you.
>>83611307high tier porno interest that, goes along with enjoying big hairy fannies, delicious
>>83610836I like to call them spammicks, and yes the others are getting attention. SSM gone and his SSM spammick is boring and doesn't get the same attention Nonce spammick is boring and doesn't get the same attention Ruthmong/auditormong/nightwalkmong spammick is boring and doesn't get the same attention Personalities are wise to him and don't engage him. So of course we have a new spammick to shit up the thread.
Right, no more Blu-ray purchases until this time next week. Corrrr... got that Running Out of Time Wong Dong order in and have orders coming from America, too. Lone Wolf and Cub and it lush oh aye oh aye. xxx
>>83611307well, the women i've met who consider themselves feminists tend not to have shaved armpits.and yeah i agree with them: it's a societal expectation, armpit hair absorbs sweat etc, it's useful. you go girl!...and then they always shave their legs. and dress in nice clothes. and fancy the fittest lads. so i guess they're into challenging gender norms, but only here and there.you're not turning gay, anon. you'll find yourself a nice, demanding, Just Stop Oil girl some day :)
>>83611397as our resident chanthropologist, what do you think makes a spammick successful?i like some of our local personalities and they may even have a catchphrase or two, but that's just fine, right?
>>83611422heheh you got Running Out of Time in, JUST as you'd decided that order was ENOUGH for the week.
>>83611444Spammicks aren't sucsessful because they are spam and forced gimmicks. Sucsessful gimmicks are short and snappy and used sparingly.
hmm we're at 0 at the minute, weather says we'll hit a high of 4 degrees at 02:00.will go down at 2am to check if the post came today.
SSM had a lookalike in Theme Hospital
sex arse gimmick
free market thats what we need oh wait is that a hecking failed businesserino? OH MY GOD BAIL THEM OUUT IMMEDIATELY!1111111111
>>83611432NTA but, is that why we call them baddies? Nothing more than workshy stinky hippies.
>run_cross_board_gimmick>wait 600seconds>run_melty.exe
I'm getting drunk again lads. It goodStarted at 17:30
>>83611509Same, started at 5, but only just finished muh first pint.
Me? 4 days sober.Life's better without the wooze.
>>83611548won't last long, you need to get some booze down that long neck
fuck ice
Tony Mong
>>83611548I stopped counting after a month, it doesn't do well to dwell on an addiction. Once you've broken it then move on or you're just mourning the loss of it until the inevitable use of booze or drugs again.
>>83611548Counting down the days until you relapse.
I have successfully done the thingsHaven't i X
>>83611647How many did you manage to stuff up there this time?
Die roastiod
>You ever feel like nothing good was gonna happen to you?Yeah, and nothing did. So what?Just like me fr.
>>83611673Based. I wish the UK would do stuff like this
>>83611684To be fair in yookay they'd easily get away with blasting a white women. It's when they shoot a black serial violent criminal in the middle of attempting to kill them that the CPS, IOPC and left wing politicians go crazy trying to ruin the life of the officer.
>Bowen: Trump risks pushing world back to age of empiresHoly frick just like the games!!
And you wonder why white women hate your incel guts
Should be kino weekend over in the USLuv kino i do
>>83611673Oh hang on the left taught me how to respond to things like this, tell me if I'm doing it right:>Fuck around and find out!>Play stupid games win stupid prizes!>Herman Cain award!
>>83611702They can get raped by their brown pets. I don't give a shit
>>83611710Nobody will remember this by the weekend lol. Republicans will just say ICE did nuffin wrong so their base will be fine. Democrats don't care about whites dying. So nobody really cares, it's just the current 24 hour news thing. Something else will Not Happen tomorrow, and something else the day after that.
>>83611710This would be a savage own if she actually hit an agent with her car, which she didn't. Always bad faith arguments from you lot, which is why you deserve to be lined up and shot instead of engaging in 'debate' or whatever. Fucking twats
>>83611710>Omg I'm gonna block the road to #resist just like heckin Katniss Everdeen!>Armed police are telling me to get out the car? Hmm better run one over instea-ACK!
>>83611730>Always bad faith arguments from you lot, which is why you deserve to be lined up and shotYeah you definitely have the moral high ground kek
21 sheep were just killed in Manchester.our American cousins are running this news round the clock, right? special relationship, and all that?
Why won't the police release the breed of the dog who killed those sheep?
Looks like the Iranian government is about to fall.This is Tehran right nowhttps://x.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/2009342530597605711
>>83611808I'm all in on Nothing Happening.
Seeing Marty Supreme tomorrow. Wonder if DVDlad has seen it
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2l9perw68oDying in space looking down at the earth would be pretty kino. Major Tom coded.
Got an espresso milkshake from McDonalds' secret menu thing. Absolutely lush, and I will be getting it even after the menu is over.
>>83611856Bit late for caffeine, no? Don't you have work in the morning?
Seeing Lolita tomorrow. Wonder if DVDlad has seen it
>>83611673You lads are retarded, no way her actions justify her being executed on the street. Tiny dick ICE lids are a right laugh.
Thinking of getting into ventriloquism. That's a cool hobby, right?
Thinking this is breddy kewl, desu.https://www.grand-illusions.com/collections/maths-toys/products/the-moon-clock
>>83611837No, I barely go to the cinema nowadays. I'm a fan of Safdies other work so I'll check it out eventually.>>83611888Only the Kubrick version. Never saw the Jeremy Irons adaptation.
>>83611888Which version? I've seen both. (Not DVDlad or a nonce I just like the story)
>>83611888You've gone too far this time, escort lad.
Absolutely loved Uncut Gems. Modern classic in my humble opinion.
Absolutely loved Good Time. Modern classic in my humble opinion.
>>83611912I've got an uncut gem in my pants buddy. But yeah jokes aside I really liked the film too. Interesting to see what Sandler can do when he puts his mind to it.
>>83611925I've got a good time in my pants buddy. But yeah jokes aside I really liked the film too. Interesting to see what Safdie can do when he doesn't put his mind to it.
>>83611912>>83611925Both are absolute kino and Julia Fox made me horney as fuck in Uncut Gems.>>83611928He's one of the best actors in Hollywood but be purposely makes slop for money and to employ his friends and get free holidays. Pretty based if you ask me.
It not right what happen in Iranhttps://x.com/Osint613/status/2009337365907820844https://x.com/michaelh992/status/2009338875945386275https://x.com/Mojahedineng/status/2009336580188881053
What is Sandler's best performance? Uncut Gems or Punch-Drunk Love?
Another day spent pointlessly scrolling my phone.
>>83611942Corr even more people dying, it lush
>>83611968Uncut Gems takes the lead slightly I think though he is phenomenal in both. He's really good in the Netflix film Spaceman as well.
>>8361196850 first dates.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Return_(2024_film)Didn't even get to watch this Fienneskino yet and now Nolan's releasing his own slop on the subject matter. Wondering why all these nibbas go crazy for the Odyssey rn
If I'm not allowed a girlfriend then this world can fucking implode for all I care
ponderin the orb? thats a beating and life in the frenitentiary. dont go thinkin you can appeal to the grand wagus cuz he's dead and your precious council of 12 has disbanded and fled. only thing your pondering is the mistakes you made
Din-din digesting rn is it not X
Right, who's up for a good nippling tonight?
sandford lane raves my ladssss xxhttps://youtu.be/etuUstR0-Zw
I hate reading. It's like a slow version of TV.
>>83612025Based and Shinjipilled
>Guy is accused of raping child so fails police vetting>DEI panel steps in to override it because he's black>Goes on to be convicted for over 50 sex attacks while a Met officerHuh. I'd have thought not hiring a rapist would be a higher priority than hiring a black, but I guess there must be far more intelligent people deciding these things who have their reasons. Who am I to question that?
>>83612080Im the opposite I hate TV shows that are slow and boring, I'd rather read book
Nasty weather thisPhwoar innit
finished heavenly sword on the ps3 it gives a bad first impression at first but by the end it was pretty fun cool game>>83612114shut the fuck up you boring knob>>83611912i didnt like uncut gems it was just a couple of hours of adam sandler shouting it was just stressful and not for me
>>83612079Mark's lights going out when he turned the toaster on absolutely sent me for some reason
>>83612114The real story is that they skipped the background check for hundreds of diversity hires, not just that guy.
>>83611912I found it absolutely repulsive, jewish hedonism writ large
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSjik6t0F0Ytwo oiks driving around on the channel islands, 110mph gust about 20 mile from them
Seeing loads of retards besmirching Tarantino because they just discovered Lady Snowblood and that it's a bit similar to Kill Bill. Idiots
miss him lids, almost as much as mark xxhttps://youtu.be/Vvt_mKzIa2c
Absolutely cannot be arsed right nowReally need to finish the other thing for the gf thoughevermorebeit
>>83612129>shut the fuck up you boring knobDon't get me wrong, I support our police! I'm just confused about why they make these particular hiring choices. I must just be a dumb racist I guess and I'm sure they got it right.>>83612172>The real story is that they skipped the background check for hundreds of diversity hiresEven stranger than just skipping them; a bunch went through vetting, failed it, and a DEI panel overturned them. Diversity is Our Greatest Strength, so of course I believe they did what's best.
diy hrt on the way lads x
>>83612259It's not too late to change your mind and save yourself.
>>83612272i appreciate your concern
Got them wuppas on tap. Garn finish watching the rest of that Welcome to Derry tonight. Oh aye x
>>83612082Why isn't Shinji more of an incel icon?>Decides Billions Must Die because he feels alone>Sneaked into a comatose girl's hospital room to jerk off to her>Later strangles her as soon as he realises they're alone together
>>83612259good shit lad/lass happy for you
>>83612324A show about a clown, watched by a clown.
There's footage of the assassination of an Iranian police station commander in Iranshahr. It's fucking wild, the people just watch him pull away from his home, tail his car, pull up alongside him on an empty bit of road and fucking BLAT BLAT BLAT into his face with an AK, all wihle recording on a go-pro.Shit is wild.
>>83611673couldn't give a fuck about either side but that's a completely unnecessary use of force imo
>>83612240Racism cringe is getting old ngl
>>83612351I just hope both sides have fun x
All of you lads will also be getting gf's in 2026Believe in you're selfs X
>>83611397OMG this thread is so schizo its funny.I see this thread of ugly moids who live in my country on the r9k catalog. I find this circlejerk of woman hate, slut shaming, moids laughing about rape, paedophiles, moids laughing at an innocent woman who died. This is just "lads" apparently.So what I called it out. Deal with it. Baby. Dont fucking flatter yourself moid. "It's a gimmick its a nonce" what the fuck is this place like loooolAs if anybody would come HERE for attention from YOU fucking hell low class moids are so full of themself and full of SHIT!Like YOUR attention in a shit thread of ugly moids is worth anything. LMFAO!What a joke.Go ahead and cry.Dont dish it out if you cant take it.BLOCKED!!
>>83612377Theres literally nowhere in the world to "get a gf". I've been trying since 22 and I'm 26 now. Thank god I dont have to work for this clown society.
>>83612387>Theres literally nowhere in the world to "get a gf". combination of dating apps, making yourself presentable and being less of a bellend take it from me, kissless virgin until the age of 24ish
>>83612384time of the month, love?
This twoll is quite try hard.
>>83612398uncs dont have periods
>>83612259You will regret this. What you are doing won't harm me at all, so I have nothing to gain by saying this, but please don't do this.You have been tricked by psychopaths who hate you and want you dead and they think it's funny.Your body is probably riddled with parasites and you've been overdosing on onions and seed oils and microplastics your entire life. You can become a happy masculine man and it's your best chance to avoid suicide.This is still reversible if you act now, but if you continue down this path you will permanently ruin yourself over some temporary insanity and porn addiction, and probably end up killing yourself.
>>83612397>just "make yourself presentable" and "be less of a bellend" bro
Sold all of my guitars again. Done with music, at least for a while.
Imagine if there were a button that permanently turned your procreative drive off upon having pressed itAll the boyim would be freed of their biologial shackles and stop being pussywhipped vajayjay enjoyersJust like in that MDE Utopia skit from years ago
>>83612412man who doesnt have trans thoughts but spends all day posting about trans people and saving wojaks onto his computer
Luv pussy me X
>>83612351It's unnecessary to try to drive a large vehicle into law enforcement officers because of mental illness causing you to be convinced about delusions pushed onto you by the media.
>>83612421Whatever cope you have right now, you won't be able to come back from making a terrible decision.
>>83612412>Your body is probably riddled with parasites and you've been overdosing on onions and seed oils and microplastics your entire lifeHe literally just need to lay of the sissy porn for a week or so.
>>83612387Guess what. In school you only wanted Stacey.Ignored girls you would settle for now.Now we got a glow up. Now you want to settle.Its too late. You're alone. Good.
>>83612439>>83612439boringno one cares
Cooorrrrr lads, drooling in anticipation for the new edish
Playing music is a waste of time.
>>83611730commit suicide you gay tranny
>>83612432the officer easily side steps the car as it swerves past him. he was not in any serious danger. in fact, he had enough time to take a step to the side, pull his weapon out, and shoot to kill.
>>83612445>only wanted StaceyIm attracted to literally 95% of women (like most men), Male attraction isnt like womens where only the top 5% are desirable
>>83612472>Someone's trying to stab you? Just move out of the way of the knife! No big deal!
>>83612477This. Women just don't understand how men can find so many different women attractive in different ways, when they can only see the top cohort and the remaining men are LITERALLY invisible to them.
>>83612452You care, but are pretending not to so you can continue with your autogynephilic delusion. Have another buttplay masturbation session to sooth the cognitive dissonance and deny reality.
>>83612472You're a moron, pal. The car drove straight towards him
Arguing over theoreticals about how a person should act in the heat of the moment obfuscates the point. If someone is driving a car at you they are actively threatening your life. It is just and reasonable for your to use lethal force if someone is actively threatening your life.Shitlibs will cry DID YOU HAVE TO FUCKING MURDER THEM?!?! Well, no they didn't have to, but then again, they didn't HAVE to drive a fucking car into the other person. I've just had enough with shitlibs. Glad the institutions are backing ICE on this one. Fuck libtards.
>>83612501What do you mean bro? The police should just shoot the knife out of the hand of a rampaging stabber.
Watch the video, you can CLEARLY see the wheels are straight until AFTER he's pulled out the gun and fired, the wheels don't turn until she's dead
>>83612351excuse me its actually based AF because not only did a woman die its also a woman with different opinions to me
>>83612501The man who shot the dumb bitch had previously been hit by a criminal driving a car into him and needed operations and spent months mending broken bones etc.Protip: don't try to drive vehicles into law enforcement. Why does this really simple advice have to keep being said? Blacks and women have issues with not breaking the law for different reasons, but in the case of white liberal women they have the intellectual capacity to learn and stop doing stupid things.
>>83612488Heh you're actually quite funny for a moid.I dont like trannys either I'm radfem I don't like pornography.Made me laugh.
she drive car at him he sidestep car to avoid being hithe shoot herdid he fire first shot before sidestepping? idkif he fired first shot after sidestepping and not being in active danger, then i think its against the law wot he did
>>83612527aww poor wee baby. guess he was right to shoot her in the face then.
>>83612514>>83612527Just fuck 'em all at this point. Fuck 'em. I am so fucking done living in a deranged retarded gay society of parasites and retards and criminals.
>>83612537nta but you say youre radfem so i must say that i think you should kill yourself
Is radfem just a code word for fat?
>>83612564Livestock sized, with a livestock nose-ring. Usually blue hair to boot.
if she had actually wanted to drive into him, he would not have been in a position to shoot her. she reverses to get some space and then tries to turn to the right to drive away. she did not drive straight at him.
>>83612564I think it means, lad sat in his mum's basement.
Nu breadington soon is it XVerily
>got one of those wanking toys you can sync with a girl's toy>had a session with her earlier>she was on voice the whole timeSee you later virgins, I'm free.
>>83612537If you are "tradfem" you should be against trannies.You are a degenerate man with stubble and your armpits stink.
We all Greenland in life x
>>83612586Your penis will never be in physical contact with a real woman.You are having enhanced cybersex with a tranny via the internet.
>>83612621The kind of brutal truth nukes I come to the 'feel for.
Speaking as a resident non-virgin, I have to say after you lose it it's really no big deal. People's experience of life always returns to a baseline. If you were unsatisfied in life before losing your virginity, you'll be just as unsatisfied afterwards about something else.
>>83612224You don't have a gf you big liar liar pantsonfire
This radfem character is probably the worst personality LARP ever
>>83612721Yeah I'm not enjoying it, very shallow and repetitive. Surprised he's stuck with it this long considering how few are taking the bait.
New one then>>83612752>>83612752>>83612752
>>83612621If she sounds like a woman and uses a rabbit, then I don't care what she is, it's hot.
hhl stands with ICE x
